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Tales of the Smoking Chihuahua — 290 episodes

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15 Years Makes for One Stale Jelly Roll

2

Who Needs Outlines?

3

The Chihuahuas Support Sex, Swearing and Soccer in Afterschool Specials

4

Chad Fletcher is the Puff Daddy of the Chihuahuas

5

Here Comes Honey Boo Boo

6

In the Battle of Trump Vs. the Illuminati, We're All Losers

7

Diversity Now!!!

8

We're Backer and We're Bad Than Ever...Or Something

9

Someone Check the Temperature In Hell

10

We've Been Canceled and We're Uncultured!

11

And You Thought 2020 Was Bad? We're Back, Suckas!

12

Chad Bites...Then Chews

13

We've Been Gone So Long We're the Greasy Strangers!

14

Our Spectacular 250th Episode Spectacular...Presented Spectacularly

15

Episode 249...No Matter What We Say

16

Gotta See the Doc About That Leaky Poo Liner

17

Scott: Worse than Hitler, Covid and the KKK Combined!

18

Chad Runs When He Walks

19

This Episode Brought to You By Dr. Pepper

20

Delmore Schwartz -- the Most Interesting Thing About Star Trek

21

We Recommend Wearing a Mask While Listening to this Episode

22

Oh My Darlin' Quarantine

23

Episode 241...No, Really!

24

Who Invited Hitler?

25

Ready to Plow

26

The Worst Nuts I've Eaten Since Prison

27

Is This Still a Thing?

28

Holy Crap! We're Not Dead!

29

Larger than Life...or At Least the Chair in Front of Scott

30

Everybody Must Get Stoned

31

Mmm, Mmm Good!

32

The Smoking Chihuahua Sketch Comedy Podcast -- Episode 9

33

Kill the Queen and Other Ways Scott Screws Up

34

On the List of the Greatest Showmen, We Don't Even Rank

35

The Smoking Chihuahua Sketch Comedy Podcast -- Episode 8

36

After This Episode, It'll Be a Wonder if We Have Any Listeners Left

37

The Smoking Chihuahua Sketch Comedy Podcast -- Episode 7

38

Kiss Our Ashton

39

Say It Ain't So, Jenny!

40

The Smoking Chihuahua Sketch Comedy Podcast -- Episode 6

41

Traveling Chihuahuas

42

What a Pile of It

43

The Smoking Chihuahua Sketch Comedy Podcast -- Episode 5

44

Episode 227 -- Our Jackee-est episode yet

45

The Smoking Chihuahua Sketch Comedy Podcast -- Episode 4

46

Happy July...Right?

47

The Smoking Chihuahua Sketch Comedy Podcast -- Episode 3

48

The Smoking Chihuahua Sketch Comedy Podcast -- Episode 2

49

The Smoking Chihuahua Sketch Comedy Podcast -- Episode 1

50

Like a Delicious Tomato Bisque

51

You Don't Need Guardians When You Have Chihuahuas

52

Like a Bloody Wad of Chewing Gum

53

Chad Will Tickle Your Fancy

54

We'll Throw the Book at You...or Possibly Just Mail It.

55

Tales of the Smoking Chihuahua: The Last Place Left to get a Happy Ending

56

There Goes Our Chance of Opening for Phil Collins

57

Our Semi-Annual Technology is Stupid Episode

58

And Which One of Us is the Rogue One?

59

Too Much Sugar, not Enough Coordination -- The Story of Two Chihuahuas

60

Butthurt for Everyone!

61

Elect to Listen to This Episode

62

Will They or Willn't They?

63

Sloughing Towards Gomorrah

64

I am the Chihuahua Now

65

One Wide Episode

66

Our Judd Hirsch-iest Episode Yet!

67

Beware the Black Rooster

68

The Chihuahuas Prefer Their Captains in Crunch Form

69

The Chihuahuas are Good Tippers

70

This Episode is a Catastrophe

71

Scott's Still a Stand Up Guy!

72

Nerdy Chihuahua Returns!

73

Scott's a Stand Up Guy!

74

Who Needs Scott Anyway?

75

Getting to the Root of the Problem

76

Now That's a Stiff Stiff

77

Meeker 2016!

78

...and If You Don't Give Us What We Want We'll Do 200 More!

79

The Chihuahua Awakens

80

Crude About Creed

81

Enjoy This Episode 10% More

82

Warren's Piece... Also Known as Mrs. Harding

83

Sebulba's Revenge

84

Lickety Dickety!

85

We May Have Peaked

86

Carpet Burn!

87

When He Ignores Text Messages it Makes Him Even Meeker.

88

Straight Outta Chihuahua

89

Chihuahua: Impossible

90

Scott Free!

91

More Fun than a Mortar to the Head

92

Rin Tin Scott

93

Better Late than Never?

94

Mad Chihuahua: Furry Road

95

Chihuahuas Assemble

96

Addition by Subtraction

97

Caveat Chihuahua

98

A Mitch Cortez Podcast

99

Soon to be Masters of the Media Universe

100

Three Guys, a Girl and a Podcast

101

This Episode is Pun-ishing

102

Holy Crap! We're Back!

103

We'd be the Court Jesters of Kingsman

104

The Episode in which Benji Didn't Forget to Add the intro…Because We Didn't Write One

105

Benji Screwed Up

106

Don't Cross the Streams

107

Would You Pay a Buck for a Chili Dog?

108

The Chihuahuas are Horrible People

109

It Beats Crapping in a Closet

110

The New Year Doesn't Start Until We Say It Does

111

For Christmas You Can Unwrap Us!

112

We'll Put the Jingle in your Bells

113

A Christmas Miracle or a Lump of Coal?

114

The Tryptophan of Podcasts

115

Title To Be Determined

116

The Days Get Shorter and So Do Our Shows

117

The Sorriest Episode Yet, with a Dash of Emperor for Good Measure

118

Listen to this Episode or Chad'll Belt You

119

As Angry as a Drunken Pig

120

Every Day is National Podcast Day for the Chihuahuas!

121

Earn Your Listener Merit Badge...in the Worst Way Possible

122

Three Years...One for Each of Our Listeners

123

Holy Crap! It's a New Episode!

124

Nerdy Chihuahua 4!

125

Nerdy Chihuahua 3!

126

Phoning it in

127

The Mighty Chihuahuacles!

128

National Ebola Virus Awareness Day: Share it with Someone You Love

129

A Very Phallic Episode

130

Our Record is Almost as Good as the American Soccer Team!

131

Transformers 4: The Chad's Shirt of Movies

132

What Clones?

133

Any Man Can be a Father, but it Takes a Power Mad Crazed Former Actor to Duplicate DNA Using a Cloning Gun

134

The Electric Turd: It's the Latest Dance Craze

135

A Special Episode for All of Our Listeners

136

Absence Makes the Heart Grow Fungus

137

The Podcast With 100% Fewer Fatalities than the Regal Northstar 14!

138

Send in the Clones (For the final time)

139

Keep Your Hootie in Your Ruckersack

140

Send in the Clones

141

A Dong Ripping Good Time!

142

If Seven Days Without Chihuahua Makes One Weak, What Happens after Fourteen?

143

Oh Yeah, It was Scott's Birthday, Too!

144

We Kidney Because We Love!

145

Behold the Power of Dick Wood!

146

The Walking Comatose: Daylight Savings Sucks

147

Next Up: Purge Watching

148

Insert Witty Title Here

149

Sherlock You Jest

150

This Episode is Awesome!

151

It's All Downhill From Here...at Least for Chad

152

Smoking Chihuahua: We're Smarter than Drug Addled Janitors!

153

Is Everyone Wearing Their Scrotum Hat?

154

When Scott's Away, Chad and Benji Will Play

155

The New Year Doesn't Begin Until the Chihuahua Says So

156

Out With the Old

157

Our Christmas Gift to You: Chad! Sorry, We Didn't Have Time to Shop

158

Oh Chaddy, Where Art Thou?

159

Looking for a Little Something Lacy

160

Benji Doesn't Hate Preston Lacy!

161

Dumbledong and High Quality Justin Bieber Tail

162

What a Load of Crap…Sexy, Sexy Crap

163

Cover Your Asgard

164

Happy Halloween! Wait...What?

165

If Knoxville is a Bad Grandpa, We're Like Your Bad Third Cousins

166

Fifty Shades of Chad

167

Chihuahuas Support Piracy

168

Gravity: It's More than Just a Crappy John Mayer Song

169

Congress and Insane Clown Posse: Spot This Week's Theme!

170

Dogs Can Be Cat Lovers, Too

171

Beware the Dangling Labrum

172

We Put the Fantasy in Fantasy Football

173

As Heard on The Flop House! That's Worth Something, Isn't It?

174

Who You Gonna Call? Uh, Ghostbusters?

175

#ASHTONSUCKS

176

Homework...We Hardly Knew Ye

177

Two Years Closer to Death!

178

The Podcast So Big that 52 Weeks in a Year Just Isn't Enough

179

The Grandest of Interim Episodes

180

Road Diaries...or Why Benji Should Never Be Left to His Own Devices

181

The Anticipatory Scott and Chad Memorial Episode

182

The Only Podcasters To Appear on a Crappy Low Budget Movie Written by a Jackass!

183

Mmmm…Deep Fried Racism

184

Nerdy Chihuahua Episode 2: Sentinels of the Multiverse

185

The Hot 100!

186

A Talking Podcast!?!

187

Turning Tricks

188

The Fastestest Podcast Ever!

189

Chihuahua Trek: Into Dorkness

190

Her Milkshake Brings all the Boys to the Yard…

191

Kum & Go: It's not Only for Gas!

192

We Put the Trivial in…uh, Trivia?

193

Man, What A Great Summer for Grown Ups to Take a Fast Trek to the Theater, Shake Off their Hangover and Watch a Super Kick-Ass Movie 'til the End of the World (but Skip the Despicable Ranger)

194

Is that a Kitten in Chad's Pants or…

195

It's All About the Jazz Hands

196

Chad's Got the Nuts

197

The Official Podcast of the Helen Hunt Fan Club

198

His Holiness, Pope Chihuahua

199

At Least Benji Doesn't Want You To Die

200

Smoking Chihuahua, LLC

201

Nerdy Chihuahua

202

Chihuahuas Support Your Right to Excrete from Your Nipples!

203

The Chihuahua Always Gives 110%...Give or Take

204

Allow Us to Introduce Ourselves

205

The Only Podcast to Use the Words "Snowman Poon"

206

Scott Meeker: For All of Your Whipping Post Needs

207

The Jerky Boys Ain't Got Nothin' on Scott

208

PURE EPIC AWESOMENESS!

209

Chihuahua Unchained

210

This Christmas, Give the Gift of Chihuahua

211

Christmas is Full of Drama

212

Drop It Like A Bad Hobbit

213

Where There's a Will (Blanchard) There's a Way...

214

Always Remeber: Make It Rain On Dem Hoes

215

Santa Jeebus and Oilbama

216

Watch Your Nuts

217

I'd Let Him Finger Me

218

Chihuahua 2016!

219

Teddy Lumpkin: Worst Christmas Gift Ever

220

A Special Treat From Scott...

221

Don't It Make Chad's Brown Eye Blue?

222

What Ever Happened to Baby Jessica?

223

Cancer and Emo Punks in Skinny Jeans Suck

224

Justin Bieber Blows...Chunks!

225

The Dictator vs. The Master in a Fight to the Death

226

Circumcision Gone Very, Very Wrong

227

Jerry Mathers Ain't Got Nothin' On That Beaver

228

A Safer Alternative to Surgery

229

We Put the Gangsta in Gangsta Rap

230

ERMAHGERD! ANOTHER ANNOYING MEME!

231

Tune in Next Week, Same Chihuahua Time, Same Chihuahua Channel

232

Boycott This Podcast!

233

Nuke the Site From Orbit...

234

Super Spoiler Spoilerific Review of The Dark Knight Rises...Spoiler Alert!

235

The Smoking Chihuahua Rises

236

Volume II, Episode I

237

Happy Podiversary!

238

It's All in How You Frame the Crotch

239

Whatever You Do, Don't Borrow Scott's CamelBak

240

That's Not the Kind of Teddy I Was Hoping For

241

The Jelly Roll Lives On

242

Would You Like Some Fries With That Face?

243

A Tribute to Joseph Uvgray

244

At Least We're More Entertaining Than Battleship

245

No Ifs, Ands or Butts About It...

246

Where Do You Go for All of Your Beef Jerky, Adult Diaper, Prophylactic and Feminine Hygiene Needs?

247

One Spectacularly Summery Summer Spectacular.

248

Oskar Schindler Wouldn't Have Saved Us

249

You Ever Raw Dog It With a Monkey Wrench?

250

Just Don't Eat the Pie

251

Meeker is Missing

252

The Geek Shall Inherit the Earth

253

Tatum-Tastic!

254

Return of the Chihuahua

255

You Can't Handle the Chihuahua

256

Pulp Chihuahua

257

Award Winning Quality...Just Not Here

258

Binks for the Memories

259

A Superpowered Podcast

260

The Only Podcast More Shameful than Fear Factor

261

Howler Monkeys, Mentos and Diet Coke

262

Whatever you do, don't try the crabs...

263

You've Gotta Be Possessed Before You Can Be Reposessed.

264

The Fist Podcast of the New Year!

265

An Episode with a Bow on Top

266

A Little Drama for Christmas

267

79% of Your Recommended Daily Dose of Chubba...

268

Two Thirds as Good as Usual!

269

Get Your Hands off My Nerf Balls

270

We All Want a Little Junk in the Trunk

271

Stay Away From My Cat

272

I'll Take My Nickelback with Novocaine...

273

Let's Use Some Questionable Language!

274

A Horror-ble Episode

275

Yeah, Episode 15, See...

276

Chuckin' Weiners and Doin' Chicks...Not as Dirty as it Sounds

277

This is Nacho Episode...or Yet Another Show Involving Toe Sucking and Corpses

278

Urine Tossing and Bacon Frying: Newest Olympic Events?

279

Is that Gordon Ramsay Sucking My Toe?

280

Heated Fat Injections and Holy Water...It Cures What Ails Ya

281

The Most Specialist Episode Ever: Summer Movie Wrap-up

282

This Episode is not Pleasing to the Smell

283

The Foamiest Episode Yet

284

Electric Chihuahualoo

285

Chihuahua with a Shotgun

286

Rise of the Planet of the Wallabies

287

Betrayal in Audio Form (or...Revenge is a Dish Best Served in the Most Excrutiating Way Possible)

288

If she looks like a corpse, check her pulse...

289

What Would Fat Storm Trooper Do?

290

Jelly Rolls for All!