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Tales of the Smoking Chihuahua — 289 episodes

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1

Who Needs Outlines?

2

The Chihuahuas Support Sex, Swearing and Soccer in Afterschool Specials

3

Chad Fletcher is the Puff Daddy of the Chihuahuas

4

Here Comes Honey Boo Boo

5

In the Battle of Trump Vs. the Illuminati, We're All Losers

6

Diversity Now!!!

7

We're Backer and We're Bad Than Ever...Or Something

8

Someone Check the Temperature In Hell

9

We've Been Canceled and We're Uncultured!

10

And You Thought 2020 Was Bad? We're Back, Suckas!

11

Chad Bites...Then Chews

12

We've Been Gone So Long We're the Greasy Strangers!

13

Our Spectacular 250th Episode Spectacular...Presented Spectacularly

14

Episode 249...No Matter What We Say

15

Gotta See the Doc About That Leaky Poo Liner

16

Scott: Worse than Hitler, Covid and the KKK Combined!

17

Chad Runs When He Walks

18

This Episode Brought to You By Dr. Pepper

19

Delmore Schwartz -- the Most Interesting Thing About Star Trek

20

We Recommend Wearing a Mask While Listening to this Episode

21

Oh My Darlin' Quarantine

22

Episode 241...No, Really!

23

Who Invited Hitler?

24

Ready to Plow

25

The Worst Nuts I've Eaten Since Prison

26

Is This Still a Thing?

27

Holy Crap! We're Not Dead!

28

Larger than Life...or At Least the Chair in Front of Scott

29

Everybody Must Get Stoned

30

Mmm, Mmm Good!

31

The Smoking Chihuahua Sketch Comedy Podcast -- Episode 9

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Kill the Queen and Other Ways Scott Screws Up

33

On the List of the Greatest Showmen, We Don't Even Rank

34

The Smoking Chihuahua Sketch Comedy Podcast -- Episode 8

35

After This Episode, It'll Be a Wonder if We Have Any Listeners Left

36

The Smoking Chihuahua Sketch Comedy Podcast -- Episode 7

37

Kiss Our Ashton

38

Say It Ain't So, Jenny!

39

The Smoking Chihuahua Sketch Comedy Podcast -- Episode 6

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Traveling Chihuahuas

41

What a Pile of It

42

The Smoking Chihuahua Sketch Comedy Podcast -- Episode 5

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Episode 227 -- Our Jackee-est episode yet

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The Smoking Chihuahua Sketch Comedy Podcast -- Episode 4

45

Happy July...Right?

46

The Smoking Chihuahua Sketch Comedy Podcast -- Episode 3

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The Smoking Chihuahua Sketch Comedy Podcast -- Episode 2

48

The Smoking Chihuahua Sketch Comedy Podcast -- Episode 1

49

Like a Delicious Tomato Bisque

50

You Don't Need Guardians When You Have Chihuahuas

51

Like a Bloody Wad of Chewing Gum

52

Chad Will Tickle Your Fancy

53

We'll Throw the Book at You...or Possibly Just Mail It.

54

Tales of the Smoking Chihuahua: The Last Place Left to get a Happy Ending

55

There Goes Our Chance of Opening for Phil Collins

56

Our Semi-Annual Technology is Stupid Episode

57

And Which One of Us is the Rogue One?

58

Too Much Sugar, not Enough Coordination -- The Story of Two Chihuahuas

59

Butthurt for Everyone!

60

Elect to Listen to This Episode

61

Will They or Willn't They?

62

Sloughing Towards Gomorrah

63

I am the Chihuahua Now

64

One Wide Episode

65

Our Judd Hirsch-iest Episode Yet!

66

Beware the Black Rooster

67

The Chihuahuas Prefer Their Captains in Crunch Form

68

The Chihuahuas are Good Tippers

69

This Episode is a Catastrophe

70

Scott's Still a Stand Up Guy!

71

Nerdy Chihuahua Returns!

72

Scott's a Stand Up Guy!

73

Who Needs Scott Anyway?

74

Getting to the Root of the Problem

75

Now That's a Stiff Stiff

76

Meeker 2016!

77

...and If You Don't Give Us What We Want We'll Do 200 More!

78

The Chihuahua Awakens

79

Crude About Creed

80

Enjoy This Episode 10% More

81

Warren's Piece... Also Known as Mrs. Harding

82

Sebulba's Revenge

83

Lickety Dickety!

84

We May Have Peaked

85

Carpet Burn!

86

When He Ignores Text Messages it Makes Him Even Meeker.

87

Straight Outta Chihuahua

88

Chihuahua: Impossible

89

Scott Free!

90

More Fun than a Mortar to the Head

91

Rin Tin Scott

92

Better Late than Never?

93

Mad Chihuahua: Furry Road

94

Chihuahuas Assemble

95

Addition by Subtraction

96

Caveat Chihuahua

97

A Mitch Cortez Podcast

98

Soon to be Masters of the Media Universe

99

Three Guys, a Girl and a Podcast

100

This Episode is Pun-ishing

101

Holy Crap! We're Back!

102

We'd be the Court Jesters of Kingsman

103

The Episode in which Benji Didn't Forget to Add the intro…Because We Didn't Write One

104

Benji Screwed Up

105

Don't Cross the Streams

106

Would You Pay a Buck for a Chili Dog?

107

The Chihuahuas are Horrible People

108

It Beats Crapping in a Closet

109

The New Year Doesn't Start Until We Say It Does

110

For Christmas You Can Unwrap Us!

111

We'll Put the Jingle in your Bells

112

A Christmas Miracle or a Lump of Coal?

113

The Tryptophan of Podcasts

114

Title To Be Determined

115

The Days Get Shorter and So Do Our Shows

116

The Sorriest Episode Yet, with a Dash of Emperor for Good Measure

117

Listen to this Episode or Chad'll Belt You

118

As Angry as a Drunken Pig

119

Every Day is National Podcast Day for the Chihuahuas!

120

Earn Your Listener Merit Badge...in the Worst Way Possible

121

Three Years...One for Each of Our Listeners

122

Holy Crap! It's a New Episode!

123

Nerdy Chihuahua 4!

124

Nerdy Chihuahua 3!

125

Phoning it in

126

The Mighty Chihuahuacles!

127

National Ebola Virus Awareness Day: Share it with Someone You Love

128

A Very Phallic Episode

129

Our Record is Almost as Good as the American Soccer Team!

130

Transformers 4: The Chad's Shirt of Movies

131

What Clones?

132

Any Man Can be a Father, but it Takes a Power Mad Crazed Former Actor to Duplicate DNA Using a Cloning Gun

133

The Electric Turd: It's the Latest Dance Craze

134

A Special Episode for All of Our Listeners

135

Absence Makes the Heart Grow Fungus

136

The Podcast With 100% Fewer Fatalities than the Regal Northstar 14!

137

Send in the Clones (For the final time)

138

Keep Your Hootie in Your Ruckersack

139

Send in the Clones

140

A Dong Ripping Good Time!

141

If Seven Days Without Chihuahua Makes One Weak, What Happens after Fourteen?

142

Oh Yeah, It was Scott's Birthday, Too!

143

We Kidney Because We Love!

144

Behold the Power of Dick Wood!

145

The Walking Comatose: Daylight Savings Sucks

146

Next Up: Purge Watching

147

Insert Witty Title Here

148

Sherlock You Jest

149

This Episode is Awesome!

150

It's All Downhill From Here...at Least for Chad

151

Smoking Chihuahua: We're Smarter than Drug Addled Janitors!

152

Is Everyone Wearing Their Scrotum Hat?

153

When Scott's Away, Chad and Benji Will Play

154

The New Year Doesn't Begin Until the Chihuahua Says So

155

Out With the Old

156

Our Christmas Gift to You: Chad! Sorry, We Didn't Have Time to Shop

157

Oh Chaddy, Where Art Thou?

158

Looking for a Little Something Lacy

159

Benji Doesn't Hate Preston Lacy!

160

Dumbledong and High Quality Justin Bieber Tail

161

What a Load of Crap…Sexy, Sexy Crap

162

Cover Your Asgard

163

Happy Halloween! Wait...What?

164

If Knoxville is a Bad Grandpa, We're Like Your Bad Third Cousins

165

Fifty Shades of Chad

166

Chihuahuas Support Piracy

167

Gravity: It's More than Just a Crappy John Mayer Song

168

Congress and Insane Clown Posse: Spot This Week's Theme!

169

Dogs Can Be Cat Lovers, Too

170

Beware the Dangling Labrum

171

We Put the Fantasy in Fantasy Football

172

As Heard on The Flop House! That's Worth Something, Isn't It?

173

Who You Gonna Call? Uh, Ghostbusters?

174

#ASHTONSUCKS

175

Homework...We Hardly Knew Ye

176

Two Years Closer to Death!

177

The Podcast So Big that 52 Weeks in a Year Just Isn't Enough

178

The Grandest of Interim Episodes

179

Road Diaries...or Why Benji Should Never Be Left to His Own Devices

180

The Anticipatory Scott and Chad Memorial Episode

181

The Only Podcasters To Appear on a Crappy Low Budget Movie Written by a Jackass!

182

Mmmm…Deep Fried Racism

183

Nerdy Chihuahua Episode 2: Sentinels of the Multiverse

184

The Hot 100!

185

A Talking Podcast!?!

186

Turning Tricks

187

The Fastestest Podcast Ever!

188

Chihuahua Trek: Into Dorkness

189

Her Milkshake Brings all the Boys to the Yard…

190

Kum & Go: It's not Only for Gas!

191

We Put the Trivial in…uh, Trivia?

192

Man, What A Great Summer for Grown Ups to Take a Fast Trek to the Theater, Shake Off their Hangover and Watch a Super Kick-Ass Movie 'til the End of the World (but Skip the Despicable Ranger)

193

Is that a Kitten in Chad's Pants or…

194

It's All About the Jazz Hands

195

Chad's Got the Nuts

196

The Official Podcast of the Helen Hunt Fan Club

197

His Holiness, Pope Chihuahua

198

At Least Benji Doesn't Want You To Die

199

Smoking Chihuahua, LLC

200

Nerdy Chihuahua

201

Chihuahuas Support Your Right to Excrete from Your Nipples!

202

The Chihuahua Always Gives 110%...Give or Take

203

Allow Us to Introduce Ourselves

204

The Only Podcast to Use the Words "Snowman Poon"

205

Scott Meeker: For All of Your Whipping Post Needs

206

The Jerky Boys Ain't Got Nothin' on Scott

207

PURE EPIC AWESOMENESS!

208

Chihuahua Unchained

209

This Christmas, Give the Gift of Chihuahua

210

Christmas is Full of Drama

211

Drop It Like A Bad Hobbit

212

Where There's a Will (Blanchard) There's a Way...

213

Always Remeber: Make It Rain On Dem Hoes

214

Santa Jeebus and Oilbama

215

Watch Your Nuts

216

I'd Let Him Finger Me

217

Chihuahua 2016!

218

Teddy Lumpkin: Worst Christmas Gift Ever

219

A Special Treat From Scott...

220

Don't It Make Chad's Brown Eye Blue?

221

What Ever Happened to Baby Jessica?

222

Cancer and Emo Punks in Skinny Jeans Suck

223

Justin Bieber Blows...Chunks!

224

The Dictator vs. The Master in a Fight to the Death

225

Circumcision Gone Very, Very Wrong

226

Jerry Mathers Ain't Got Nothin' On That Beaver

227

A Safer Alternative to Surgery

228

We Put the Gangsta in Gangsta Rap

229

ERMAHGERD! ANOTHER ANNOYING MEME!

230

Tune in Next Week, Same Chihuahua Time, Same Chihuahua Channel

231

Boycott This Podcast!

232

Nuke the Site From Orbit...

233

Super Spoiler Spoilerific Review of The Dark Knight Rises...Spoiler Alert!

234

The Smoking Chihuahua Rises

235

Volume II, Episode I

236

Happy Podiversary!

237

It's All in How You Frame the Crotch

238

Whatever You Do, Don't Borrow Scott's CamelBak

239

That's Not the Kind of Teddy I Was Hoping For

240

The Jelly Roll Lives On

241

Would You Like Some Fries With That Face?

242

A Tribute to Joseph Uvgray

243

At Least We're More Entertaining Than Battleship

244

No Ifs, Ands or Butts About It...

245

Where Do You Go for All of Your Beef Jerky, Adult Diaper, Prophylactic and Feminine Hygiene Needs?

246

One Spectacularly Summery Summer Spectacular.

247

Oskar Schindler Wouldn't Have Saved Us

248

You Ever Raw Dog It With a Monkey Wrench?

249

Just Don't Eat the Pie

250

Meeker is Missing

251

The Geek Shall Inherit the Earth

252

Tatum-Tastic!

253

Return of the Chihuahua

254

You Can't Handle the Chihuahua

255

Pulp Chihuahua

256

Award Winning Quality...Just Not Here

257

Binks for the Memories

258

A Superpowered Podcast

259

The Only Podcast More Shameful than Fear Factor

260

Howler Monkeys, Mentos and Diet Coke

261

Whatever you do, don't try the crabs...

262

You've Gotta Be Possessed Before You Can Be Reposessed.

263

The Fist Podcast of the New Year!

264

An Episode with a Bow on Top

265

A Little Drama for Christmas

266

79% of Your Recommended Daily Dose of Chubba...

267

Two Thirds as Good as Usual!

268

Get Your Hands off My Nerf Balls

269

We All Want a Little Junk in the Trunk

270

Stay Away From My Cat

271

I'll Take My Nickelback with Novocaine...

272

Let's Use Some Questionable Language!

273

A Horror-ble Episode

274

Yeah, Episode 15, See...

275

Chuckin' Weiners and Doin' Chicks...Not as Dirty as it Sounds

276

This is Nacho Episode...or Yet Another Show Involving Toe Sucking and Corpses

277

Urine Tossing and Bacon Frying: Newest Olympic Events?

278

Is that Gordon Ramsay Sucking My Toe?

279

Heated Fat Injections and Holy Water...It Cures What Ails Ya

280

The Most Specialist Episode Ever: Summer Movie Wrap-up

281

This Episode is not Pleasing to the Smell

282

The Foamiest Episode Yet

283

Electric Chihuahualoo

284

Chihuahua with a Shotgun

285

Rise of the Planet of the Wallabies

286

Betrayal in Audio Form (or...Revenge is a Dish Best Served in the Most Excrutiating Way Possible)

287

If she looks like a corpse, check her pulse...

288

What Would Fat Storm Trooper Do?

289

Jelly Rolls for All!