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Special 50th Episode anniversary party: Celebrity notes of praise, G.I. Joe guys they never made, and demystifying crypto

In big business, breaking up is easy to do; Comic books we read and liked; Matthew Perry stalks Paul at L.A. Fitness

Dan gets COVID, Paul sees a movie, #ChrisPratt vs. #wokism, and #HotHolidayToys

If any of us had any guts, we'd delete Facebook or Meta or whatever, also why you should get an MBA but not aromatherapy at WalMart

Peanuts holiday specials return to broadcast, PTI at 25, Johnny Carson -- still dead, and explaining Marvel movies to a father of two

Elk with a tire stuck on his neck for 2 years; Tennessee Vols fans are garbage people; and Harnessing cow farts for energy

Dan endures the pains of middle age, Paul saves 15% or more switching insurance, and Jon Gruden's old emails

Podcast: The mystery of 'The Price is Right' yodeller, Daniel Craig in a pink crushed velvet tuxedo, and two useless facts about Tennessee

Podcast: KFC smuggling in New Zealand, More Violence on the Airlines, CNN's ridiculous fall headline, and Lewis Black's Anger Button

Podcast: Remembering #NormMacdonald, #Jeopardy can't find a host, and TikTok of the week

Podcast: Death at McDonald's Drive Thru, Attack of the Robot vacuums, and a Joke from a Johnny Carson rerun

Podcast: Back to school, College Football returns, 'Shang-Chi' review, and the sound of a tennis ball can being opened

Podcast: Milk crate stacking challenge perils, what animals could you beat in a fight, and TikTok of the week

Talking Paragraphs Podcast: We ask a real Iowa veteran about Afghanistan

Talking Paragraphs Podcast: Field of Dreams game, emoji anxieties, and a joke from a Carson rerun

Paragraph Stacker Podcast: In praise of taping down drunk airline passengers

Talking Paragraphs Podcast: Paul's illness, fun Olympic stories, ScarJo sues Disney

NEW Talking Paragraphs Podcast: Paul runs vicious burn on Starbucks

Talking Paragraphs: Violent baseball, Olympics chatter, and RIP Biz Markie

Talking Paragraphs Podcast: "Almost softball-sized hail" and other lies

Talking Paragraphs on Vacation: Dan and Paul Together Again for the First Time

Talking Paragraphs: Britney Spears' legal troubles, #ChickenWar shots fired, #MLB pitcher shakedowns, and Salma Hayek's big problem

Podcast: Talking #EuroCup2020, Paul's vacation, and 'Cruella' versus 'Supergirl'

If you make it to the end, there's a brief kazoo concert

Dan and Paul discuss #MemorialDay, HBO, and the NBA Playoffs

SEASON 2 PREMIER: A lot of nonsense and inside jokes recorded for your amusement

Season Finale: Memphis bridge woes, ESPN woes, and Angelina Jolie is in a movie

Vaxed and sick, Chicago BS and rich kid blues

What happens when robots take over drug dealing and other questions for our time?

Outdated takes discussed without urgency

#ChickenWars claims two more casualties

This podcast so interesting one of the hosts fell asleep

Talking Paragraphs: SPRING SPECIAL — Cremation, Easter Candy and baseball

Talking Paragraphs: Peeps Pepsi and one sip over the line

Bracketology Disdain, Hat of the Week, Pen Recommendation: Bic stick blue

Once up a Coke Coffee

Talking Paragraphs Podcast: Taylor Swift vs. Netflix

Talking Paragraphs: The occasional podcast returns

Tips for recovering your password to your multi-million dollar Bitcoin account

Talking Paragraphs: Dan’s first week in TV; Memphis Paul goes on a rum bender around the world

If you play this podcast backwards, it says ‘Memphis Paul’ is dead

Episode 9: Got the COVID-cancelled holiday blues, sports takes and adventures in dental surgery

PODCAST: Thanksgiving side dish problems in Maine, Tony LaRussa needs a driver, #Iota playlist

Things we’re looking forward to after the election that have nothing to do with the results

It's the Great Halloween Candy Podcast and other topics

Talking Paragraphs Podcast: Karens take over TikTok and roleplaying the final days of Tab Cola

Talking Paragraphs: The solution to pandemic uneasiness and other topics

Grizzly crime visits Memphis Paul at night

Talking Paragraphs: Rod from Rodman comics talks 10th anniversary

Talking Paragraphs Podcast: Things have changed

Talking Paragraphs (Trailer)