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Talks with Tom T.O.M. — 349 episodes
I got stabbed in the leg at a track meet
My sister took my on a casino roller coaster
We led another high school's cheering section
I had a 30 minute prank call with a Waffle House
We almost got arrested puking in the bushes
We ran a multi-million dollar weed business off the Ohio river
My grandpa used to prank his own house
My Uncle made a whole bathroom of Bengals fans laugh at a Banglas fan (he's a Steelers fan)
We almost got thrown out of a charity volleyball tournament for our team name
My buddy's mom almost crashed her car over one of my prank calls
I almost flipped my dad's SUV with him in the car
We made a movie with my family and friends
I had to shove a girl off of me in her yard for making out with me
I passed out on the toilet at work and woke up in the dark
Our best runner won a race and cussed out of coach
We got free styled to on a date
My mom almost knocked me off a cliff in Utah
I have beef with one of my hometown college bars
My buddy paid me in rapid fire pizza cards to take his college class
My buddy concussed himself jumping into the Walmart ball pit
Anyone else p!ss on the side of toilet bowls?
My buddy tazed his girlfriend's crazy EX
My buddy hooked up with a girl in college that was picked up by her dad
We had a mice nest in my dad's truck and the babies dropped onto his shoes while driving
The stoner seniors used to make me let them in our high school's side door
I got a detention and suspension for wearing an untucked Hawaiian shirt
We were 3 hours late to a track meet trying on Tuxedos
I puked on myself in an uber to dodge the fine
We crashed into a flock of birds on the highway
We almost got under ages mixing Pedialyte and vodka
I took a fake $10K to Keenland
I crashed my car my first day driving
I accidentally mocked the special Olympics (caught in 4K)
My dad shaved his head over a fight with my brother
I cleared an entire dance floor with one fart
A dad stopped me for listening to 2-Pac
My buddy tried to sniff up his own fart
was cat fished on the internet
I got steps shaved in my little brother's head and was forced to do the same thing
My dad broke his clipboard when he caught us laughing at halftime of a basketball game
My brother yelled "Sir yes sir" at a girl's volleyball ref
My buddy tackled our friend through his parents' drywall
We faked being staff to get backstage for a music festival
My dad beat my buddies asses for chirping my mom
My buddies almost fought on our first movie set
We roasted a dude for getting his girlfriend a promise ring
We are reflecting on high school crushes and why people hang onto everything you've done in the past
I truly believe we witnessed the cleanest dap ever
Dm'd the a$$ at Mass story girl
I did a field sobriety test trying to get a girl's number
My buddy got laid out by a D1 Kenyan Linebacker
We got shot at ding dong ditching
My buddy cussed out our coach during the state championship
I started a bar fight with fat McLovin
We cat-called some moms while smoking on our porch
We almost killed a dumpster diver
I was too drunk to shoot a buck
My grandma brought her gun to my sister's graduation
My buddies called me r3tarded for saying chicken hawk
My buddy used to steal Adderall from an autistic kid
We used to impersonate our college soccer team
I had a pregnancy scare during my first movie production
I shoved rotten meat in my neighbor's AC unit
I got egged in the face while driving
We Tripped Acid in downtown Indy
We were gunned down by a group of paintballers
I pushed a liquor tub through a church service
My grandpa cussed us out over Madden
We crashed our own pep rally
We ran an underground betta fish fight club
I curb stomped a guy for punching my buddy
We broke into my buddy's work to delete our Google drive
I told a "gay" guy my buddy was gay to hangout with a girl
We jumped my buddy's civic over a blind hill
We stole a million dollars from the mob
My grandpa chased down a ref after my brother's youth basketball game
Threw a 40 Bottle Through my Neighbor's Window
A love letter reflection
Some of my grandparents high school dating stories
A Legacy Apology LOL
I almost knocked out an old lady from my brother's titty twister
My mom got rejected from entering a college bar
We ran an underground Hookah Pen business
My brother got denied from a bar with my -ID with me standing behind him
We were reported to the cops by another high school for doing burnouts
We were mistaken as drug dealers at Kroger
My Grandpa started a fight in our pick-up basketball game
My dad got stuck upside down on his homemade inversion table
My grandma got caught watching porn
I Hot Mic'd Myself Cussing on my work's Facebook Live
We almost Caught a Felony Charge Over Pool- Chairs
The Hooch Party Recap
My mom backhanded me in the face
My Nana almost killed me twice in one car ride
I lost in a 2v2 basketball tournament to HIGH SCHOOLERS
Th greatest talking in your back swing moment ever
My mom forced our pet hamster to eat it's babies
I tried to cut my siblings out of the family chicken business
My mom fell out of a building
Authenticity vs Algorithm
I may have been drugged at a pool party
I got to watch my little brother first punch when a kid was making fun of his lisp
We got caught in the middle of a casino heist
Is pride month for equality or attention?
My brother went on a killing rampage at a butterfly house
I was forced to take my Steelers gear off for work
We gotta talk about the mental health bullshit
My best friend from college leaves me the wildest voicemails went I can't answer the phone
I went to confession for my underground shoe sales
My podcast cost me a date
My buddy birded our janitor during a parking lot burnout
We had a discus thrower knock out a football player
My dad took a firework to the chest
Our coach suspended my buddy for running to practice
The substitute teacher nudes
I called a lunch lady communist in 4th grade
We accidentally caused a bomb threat
I don't wash my hands after using a public restroom
We hospitalized a woman family go-carting
My Old Boss Got me Fired from my new job
Talking Faith - what does it mean to you?
We had a kid get caught drawing a Christmas themed d!ck in computer class
We snuck out of our high school for lunch and ran into our Principal at Chipotle
I had a dude try and fight me for talking to his EX girlfriend
Stabbed over a Nintendo DS
The Fender Bender Date
The Beef Slap
Aim for the bushes
The Wrong Punch Race
Tequila Cowboy
The Mexican Prayer
Almost Killed the Dean
Vape Seizures
Smashed by a semi-trailer
The Homework H03
The Crittenden Kid
A Party for a Party
Almost Killed my Sister in a car accident
Love Island
Took a hit from a pro-rugby player
The 14 Year old 16 year old
Mr. Dirty Pee Pants
UK dawgs
The Ladder Bar
The Hook-Up Hitch
Coach in the DMs!?!
Bring up your ex we split the check
The Hooch Darty
219's Green
The "Racist" Poster
The Leg Hair Fight
Lightning Dogs
The Ski-Mask Beef
Almost Caught a Case
The Shots Pitcher
Shot at by the Mob
The Party-House Capstone
Mom denied at a college bar
"four, four"
The domestic dispute wedding
Big baby R3tard
Knucks
The garage punch
The D!CK Tweet
The Lunch-break b!tching
The radio sh!tshow
Crack head XC
The Beef Check
Ghost Girl
Crashed our own pep rally
The turd toss
The Redneck Raft-up
The Phantom Pooper
The "Racist" Chipotle Joke
The Church Fart
The Nigler
Calling Out the Pikes
The Full-Send Civic
The bar took my real ID (again)
Hair-piece herpes
The cologne socks
The tinder Hoez shoutout
The Parking Spot Fight
Missing on a field trip
Flipping Goodwill Clothes
The murder prank call
I can't move my legs
The Roof Beers Fight
Roofied at our own party
The meat sweats?
The Offensive Foul fight
Do we have a soulmate?
The outta pocket friend
The Weed Heist
The Kidnapping
Markel McMuffin'
Marsupial
Aim for the bushes
The Chlamydia Date
The Character of Sean
The character of Kyle
Jesus Christ it's Tom & Tex
The Frosty Card Fight
219: A College Kid's Story
Cussed out the chamber of commerce
The black card
Stealing a truck to pick up chicks
"I'm F*ck!n nuts Kyle"
The waxing
Hangin' Brain
The 21 and up wristbands
The Origin of Talks with Tom
The Casket Delivery
Swish
Almost stabbed in Pittsburgh
We accidentally bought VIP concert tickets
Lost a job over Talks with Tom
The F*ck Highlands Tweet
P!SSED OFF prom Date
13 Deep ReBorn
The Boys VS Doug
The Basketball Boner
Scooter Homicide
Home Wreckers (not like that )
The Cherry Bomb Date
The Spanish Punch
The Blackout Party
The Pool K!ds
Be Yourself
The Yard Bomb
Pumpkin Smashing Cop Chase
I kicked a girl in the head
The Nicest Hit & Run
Death or the funeral
The birthday BJ
Black Market D!CKS
Dirty Mike & the bottle
2 Girls, 2 Fights, 1 night
Room Sex
Unshaved Pubes
You made me crazy!!
TikTok guidelines
The birth of Junk
Hungover ride home
The Huge Cock Club
I ruined a kid's birthday party
My Virginity Story
Trash Can Piss
Just the tip
The wrong text
Almost Killed Hof
The Liquor Bottle
Choke Slammed
Walmart Mice
The Grad Party
The A$$ @ Mass
We got a runner!
Bird Brain
Broke a B!tch's Door
Facebook Fireworks
Car D!cks & Door Dents
RunAway Beef
The Couch Party
Raft Runnin'
Wet Dreamz
Not Bonding with F*CK
WE WON STATE !
Egged a Drunk Driver
The Mailbox Job
Angry Eggz
The Whiplash Date
The Three Year Crush
Sh!t in a Cave
The Snake Prank
The Semi Crash
Almost hit by a train
Almost arrested at our 1st Nascar Race
The gun party
'My Wife had s3x with my brother'
Hamsters Can't Hang
Eat a d!ck
The Jump
Sid the Kid
The Lumberjack Joyride
Game Playin' B!tches
The rat tail
My Snapchat Send-off
Stole a girl's car as a prom-posal
Broke bro-code
Trap Van Tragedy
Beef almost got hit by a car
Rip Em' Outta Here
The Hooch Party
Boot-Leg Fireworks
Almost got arrested in my mom's mini-van
Beef's Basement Rampage
The Herpes Story
The Trap Van Car Chase
The Titty Twister Story
I almost blew-up a microwave
Almost started a house fire
The Zoom Call Prank
Who's helping who?
Fish hook to the face
The car crash friendship
Sean's Christmas Story
Captain Tex
The Pool B!TCH
The Wendy's Drive-By
Ding Dong Divorce
Your Mom has a D!CK
The Wrong Love Letter
I made my sister DD for a party before she had her driver's license
The Ray Lewis Hit
We threw a pig head on a porch
We started a fight between two high schools
The Country Club Felony
The Apple Punch
Callin' a B!TCH out and then dating her
Sean poisoned a darty
I punched a kid in the face during a cross-country race
I pulled a gun on my little brother
Sneaking onto the Bengals Field
Shitting in front of a Christmas Party
My Uncle Jerry Pissed on a Plumber
Do you wipe you A$$ sitting down or standing up?
Mental Institutions and Mafia Beef
My Grandpa's wild threesome story
We faked being bouncers
Half full chip bags
Grew Up for a Date
We almost Blinded a Kid
The Fastest Kid in Kentucky
I had to Fake My Own Death
My Dad Beat My Ass
Captain G0D Damn Chopped Down a Weed Plant
My Dad Cussed out a church woman
We caused a breakup
I head butted a girl's birthday cake
Almost had my dick chopped off
Franken- Cock
New Year's Eve Party at my parent's place
Crashed my car into a sorority
First ever wine drunk
The Bar Snapped my real ID
Dad Sh!t his Pants in Canada
On the Road with would you rather questions?
Urban Dictionary Words with Mom
D!ICK PICS