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Technopathic — 665 episodes

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1

RFK's Solution to Antidepressants

2

Goblins and Pigeons

3

Training Your Replacement

4

Network

5

Social Media Threats

6

Social Media Reckoning

7

AI Val Kilmer

8

The Metaverse is Dead

9

AI Dating

10

AI Robot Body

11

Kratom and Gas-Station Drugs

12

Fast Food and Weight Loss Tech

13

Meta's Coming for Your Face

14

AI Psychosis in the Dessert

15

Microdosing Placebos

16

Dumb Home

17

Grok Blocked

18

Perils of Online vs Casino Gambling

19

Elon Undresses Minors

20

Doomscroll Badge

21

AI Toys

22

AI Recipes

23

Language vs Intelligence

24

Robot Podcasts

25

The Age of Get Off My Lawn

26

Suzanne Somers AI Twin

27

Chatfished

28

AI and Truth

29

Daylight Spending

30

Autumnal Addictions

31

Make Your Chatbot More Profitable

32

Sleepmaxxing

33

AI Glasses and Cognition

34

Five Billion People on Social Media

35

RFK Jr.'s Prescription for School Shootings

36

Distraction Device

37

Kill Attempt

38

Flirty AI Bot Leads to Death

39

Not Medical Advice

40

Tripping with AI

41

Sexbots

42

Vaping

43

AI Immortality

44

AI Companions

45

Chatbots

46

I'm Leaving. Not Fired.

47

Gas Me Up and Comment

48

Follow Me to Your Next Meal

49

I Feel Good About the Tabs I Have

50

Jock Itch Stew

51

Deep Freezing Your Head

52

A Pedometer That Lies to You

53

Empty Your Entire Bladder Into Your Pants

54

Wizard of Oz Mafia

55

Touch the Letters

56

Buffalo Spillage

57

Caveperson Heating and Cooling Technology

58

Sittin' in My Pee Pants

59

Robot Vacuum Cowboy Boots

60

Sample Ladies Before COVID

61

Nooner Time

62

Get Off My Sea

63

An Unholy Hybrid of a Person

64

Blow Out Your Depends

65

Surprise Scavenger Hunt

66

Too Juvenile To Handle Wiener

67

Strap the Titanic to Your Face

68

Trash-Talking Anne Frank

69

Confronting a Goat in Heat

70

You Sure You Don't Want the Purple Stuff?

71

A Video Billboard in Your Living Room

72

My Pouch Is Sore

73

A Bounty of Parakeets

74

Tastes Like Electricity

75

Grown-Up Cereal

76

Mascot Stink

77

Mother's Day Tree

78

PSA: Sick days!

79

Third-Degree Burns in My Nostrils

80

Weedcation

81

SPF 5

82

Smartest Computer Person in the County

83

Cosplay as a High Schooler

84

Pig in a Sleeping Bag

85

Sauce Enthusiasts

86

Toddler Detection Laser Array

87

Bot Whisperer

88

Taco Piñata

89

Nobody Wants a Soggy Donkey

90

Grabbing Data Outta Your Phone Hole

91

Self-Medicate With Dr Pepper

92

Bonus Points if You Look Like Lars

93

Sleep Urinating

94

Cardboard News You Can Trust

95

Bucket Ranch

96

White Supremacist Veggie Tray

97

Popebot

98

Sir Charms-a-Lot

99

Budget Lifeboats

100

Mommy's Driving Words

101

Candied Spam

102

Button Dog Mom

103

Stronger than a Fifth Grader

104

Beethoven's Bastard Genome

105

Miss Piggy As Food Items

106

Expert Yard Painters

107

Hoohaw Egg

108

Farmer Blow on Mount Everest

109

RefrigeratorGPT

110

Dead in the John

111

Cavemanning It

112

Procreate and Pollinate

113

Spaghetti Tacos

114

The Pope Swoops In

115

A Pretty Standard Size

116

Women-Centric Flash Mob

117

A Cowbell and a Scroll

118

I Don't Have a Meema

119

Leprechaun Chow

120

Daylight Saving Time on the Moon

121

Ladies' Night Out for the Tooth Fairy

122

Geriatric Meteorologist

123

Skin Eaters

124

Therapeutically Lie to Yourself

125

Birthweek

126

A Tasty Smudge

127

The Pelvic Mind Boggler

128

Indigenous Nude People

129

No Snow People

130

Fall From Subway Royalty

131

Cat Arsonists

132

Snortable Caffeine

133

Blowout Detector

134

I Am Around People

135

Daylight Spent

136

My Car Smells Like Meat Juices

137

Escuela Burrito

138

Pour Your Loved One Down the Drain

139

Redictating in the Bathtub

140

All Peeps Diet

141

The Smurfette treatment

142

No Tramp Stamp

143

Small Hotdogs

144

Don't Be Naked Around the Vacuum

145

Instagram Season

146

Meatloaf Résumé

147

Pocket Potato

148

Successful Murderer 101

149

Ruler Smacking

150

Multiverse of Larry Bird

151

Desirable Belly Buttons

152

Get Swole by Napping

153

Onion Head

154

Cat Toss

155

Ingest the Tree

156

Runaway Baby

157

Emergency Backup King

158

Undercover Potato

159

Fish Sticks in the Vending Machine

160

Ignore Benjamin Franklin

161

Moist January

162

Baker's Dozen Monkeys

163

Bitcoin to Buy a Puppy

164

Bling Up Those Crocs

165

Chocolate-Covered Significant Other

166

Garbage Level of Cupcake

167

Fruitcake Aficionados

168

Vegas of the Plains

169

Topless Mrs. Claus

170

Kool-Aid Woman

171

Gumming It to Warmth

172

Fully Eviscerate the Grinch

173

Tattoo Scientist

174

Everybody Gets a Bucket

175

Witness the Insect

176

Desired Gluteal Lump

177

Dog-Doo Print

178

Vitamix-Blender Serious

179

Purple Thursday

180

Don't Stare at His Stub

181

Hemline Index

182

Sniffing Steve Job's Birkenstocks

183

Vegan Tweaks

184

Not Going to Eat You

185

Spooning a Plate of Turkey

186

Nugget Inflation

187

Tag Teaming a Turkey

188

Little-People Tootsie Rolls

189

Licking Animals

190

Bites of Human Face

191

A Gobbler on Your Knocker

192

Drape a Leg

193

Don't Wipe With Your Phone

194

News-Alert Turkey

195

Another Hour of Binge Drinking

196

Vom Smell

197

Hand Over the Snickers

198

Back-Alley Flu Shot

199

Abandon the Nudist Lifestyle

200

Inspect My Face

201

Remedial Candy School

202

Thirsty for My House

203

Cheese in a Tube

204

Commited to the Binge

205

Get My Nose Hair Did

206

Picky About Your Loaf

207

Uber a Body Away

208

Placebo Drunk

209

A Convincing Burrito

210

The GIFs That Keep on Giving

211

A Little Flat Booty

212

The Body Shop

213

Actual Chihuahua Bits

214

His Butt Is Still Scrumptious

215

The University of Hamburger

216

Impulsive Soap Purchases

217

ASMR Cake

218

Hurricane Porn

219

Two

220

Goth Heartthrob

221

Drinks Out of Your Dog

222

Lick It Clean

223

Individually Wrapped Noses

224

Finance Goon

225

Misshapen Banana

226

Ponytails Above Her Eyes

227

Gym Marsupials

228

Burger King Charles

229

Strategic Ketchup Stockpile

230

A Sausage Fest Inside Each Glove

231

Too Ugly to Hug

232

Get the Youths to Bang

233

TV Set That's in Your Pocket

234

A Zit Cooking

235

Paddle Some Butts

236

Unobtainable Kink

237

McFeet

238

Pig Protocol

239

Anti Granny Panty

240

Proud Nose Pickers

241

Wank

242

The Snail Mail of Ebay

243

Meat-Straw Speed

244

Involuntary Mouth Noises

245

Kencore

246

Taste the Rope

247

Cluster and a Half

248

If This Ferris Wheel's A-Rockin'

249

Don't Floss and Drive

250

Texting After Happy Houring

251

Hotdog-Meat Meatballs

252

Ghosts with Bad Teeth

253

Skeevy Bejeevy

254

Old Bits

255

Least Worst Of

256

Tongue It out of There

257

Good Times With Gasoline

258

Urethbro

259

Hair of the Pumpkin

260

Easily Whelmed

261

Cute Old Ladies at the Catholic Church

262

Elbow Deep in Wing Sauce

263

Steaks Are for Mommy

264

The House That Chicken Fingers Built

265

Granny Appropriate

266

SPF and Hydrate

267

A Timelapse of Your Armpit Hair

268

Nugget Technology

269

Revert to Dad Bod

270

Swamp Ass Prevention Package

271

Plump Children Running Around

272

Open-Toed Crocs

273

Gas Hole

274

No Elbows to Protect

275

Lion King Ripped Off Boy Meets World

276

An Envelope with Hair in It

277

Save It for Pinterest, Sister

278

Don't Want to Chafe Your Outie

279

Strap Me to a Rocket

280

Complimented the Taste of Blood

281

An Increase in Mustaches

282

Burp Suppressant

283

Ken and Barbie Doing the Dirty

284

Pour One Out for Internet Explorer

285

Bangin' in the Streets

286

Meat Water

287

Hubba Hubba Hoffman

288

Crosses the Line to Perv

289

Trials of the Century

290

The Cereal Lobby

291

This Isn't the Nun You're Looking For

292

The Paper

293

Dwaynette

294

Gaggle of Horses

295

Dennis Franz' Patoot

296

Don't Ask About the Sauce

297

Warm Coldies

298

Bring Your Own Puke Bag

299

Back Alley Vasectomies

300

Goodwilled

301

Butter Delivery Device

302

Pickle Pro Tips

303

Is Your Flamin' Chicken Done Yet?

304

Jane Austin Zombie Land

305

Oh, the Places I've Been!

306

Even More Clips!

307

More Clips!

308

Clip Show

309

Stain Forecast

310

Tall Glass of Nothing

311

Polite Toot

312

Space Taco

313

Beware the Soggies

314

The Bathroom Cleaning Fairy

315

A Little Escapee

316

An International Fling in Scotland

317

Hip with the Smokers

318

Permanent Favorite

319

Urinate

320

Naturally Conked

321

Maximum Crimes Per Minute

322

Spring into Drinking

323

Grownup Food and Beverage Items

324

I'd Take Bubble Guppies Any Day

325

Baby Yoda Face with My Chili

326

Chat to Cancel

327

Mind Melded with the TV

328

In the Chamber for Later

329

Faux FUPA

330

Team Finger

331

Too Old for Retail

332

Filthy on Your Behalf

333

Feces À La Mode

334

Bathroomed in the Kennel

335

Biscuits and Gravy Mary

336

Clearance Ice Cream

337

Full Gob

338

Crotch Peas

339

The Kate Cinematic Universe

340

Dumps in the Garden

341

Cold and Free

342

Sloppy at Heart

343

The Dog Was Anti-Topeka

344

The Responsible Radicalizing Age

345

High School Doodle

346

The Karma Enters Your Body

347

PSA: Back on Thursday

348

Get in My Brain, and Figure It out

349

Arnold Schwarzenegger's Trash Panda

350

Toast Your Marshmallow on My Back

351

Naughty Pancakes

352

Thirsty for My Thighs

353

Made with Real Zombie

354

Gently Grasp the One

355

Topless Ping Pong

356

Stranger Mouth on Your Eyeball

357

Eyeroll to a Sympathetic Onlooker

358

Zero Stars: I Was Murdered

359

A God's Plenty of Cuties

360

A Brothel Shanty

361

Redheaded and Inbred

362

Sufficiently Bent

363

What Does It Mean to Be Drunk?

364

Drool and Sniff

365

Congratulations on Your New Flesh Bag

366

Phantom Leg Barometer

367

Pocket OCD

368

Muffled Muppet

369

An Obstacle Course Gone Wrong

370

Snowball Sniper

371

Don't Lose to Chumps

372

Vent Yourself

373

It's All About the Neck

374

Bedazzled Snagglers

375

Optimistic Pessimist

376

Hidden in This Cocoon

377

Not Everybody Needs to Draw a Rhombus

378

Buckle up, Spano's about to Get Real Weird

379

Andre Rison Might Be There, but I'm Not Ovulating Until Next Week

380

Shoplifting a Ham on My Back

381

The Turf of Childhood

382

Hung Tiger

383

I Clearly Have the Booty

384

One Does One

385

Kim Jong Il had a Burrito

386

Uncobbed Corn

387

Walking HEPA Filter

388

I See You, Double Cheese

389

Highfalutin in the 'Dotte

390

Cheese-Based Dating Scene

391

Mom Pooch

392

Gym Rats Are Going to See You Coming

393

Get to the Glue Factory

394

Puked on the Couch

395

Your Baby's Blowout Is Tie-Dye

396

Amateur Tips

397

Yippee Kay Yay, Mr. Falcon

398

Cover My Hand in Elmer's

399

Shwastey Pants

400

The Gollum of The Beatles

401

D-Bag Energy

402

Riding Off Into the Sunset With Beelzebub

403

Hotline to the Afterlife

404

Dammit, This Isn't Crimson!

405

Shoot My Tylenol Out of the Sky

406

Beacon of Heat

407

Quality Lumber

408

Pie Pal

409

McMariah

410

Middle Brained

411

Larry the Cable Guy Cheesy Tuna Dinner

412

Ugliest People's Sexiest Man Alive

413

Muppet Nudity

414

Poopie Pantsies

415

Martha Stewart's House

416

Community Tub

417

Road Trip for a Bidet

418

Rambo Oprah

419

Big Butt Guy

420

Emergency Undies

421

A Shank on Every Finger

422

Butt Cheeks on My Radio

423

Caffeine Scientist

424

Various Sexy Locations

425

Your Quarterly Pizza

426

Popcorn Project

427

Move Over, Milli Vanilli

428

Booty Shots

429

Nog Into Your Noggin

430

Cats Will Kill Me

431

BYOJ

432

No Shave November for Your Bald Head

433

Where the Trees Go To Die

434

Iceberg Not Included

435

Booze and Bat Heads

436

Chili Pizza Sandwich

437

Peanut Butter Federation

438

Furrowed Brow Face

439

A Fisherperson

440

Welcome to Mensa

441

Lips and Bunkies

442

Hugging the Summer Sausage

443

Knee Deep Into Turdville

444

One of Those That Guys

445

Dunk My Nose In

446

Microfiber on a Stick

447

Receptacle of Beverage

448

Flat Earth Fred

449

Fat Jeans

450

Booze, Chocolate, Star Wars

451

RIP Tupac Emoji

452

Face in the Trunk

453

Booze at the Fall Funfest

454

Money, Marbles, and Chalk

455

Lutheran Taco

456

Get Out of the Mad Squirrel

457

Island of Delicious

458

I'm a Picker

459

A Librarian Diva

460

Loose Boogs

461

Used and Unclean

462

A Man Pony

463

Lost a Couple of Limbs

464

Dew Nation

465

Ziplock Dealer

466

Neutered Siri

467

Weapons for Halloween

468

Dander Kink

469

The Stashes Are Gone

470

Professional Tag

471

Loaf Approach

472

Put That Duck Face Away

473

Pfizer Seeking Pfizer

474

A Lot About a Little

475

Rice Belly at the Pool

476

The Lady in the Cake

477

Vasectomized

478

A Brain Event

479

A People Smell

480

My Mother Ghost

481

Notifier Notifier

482

Blowing up the Women's Room

483

Pancake Person

484

The Jack Kevorkian Combo Package

485

Start Throwing Dirt on Him

486

Ted Talk About Ted Talks

487

What a Hag

488

Ring the Bell

489

Marijuana Vaccine

490

Turning One-Syllable Words Into Two

491

Save Big Money on Your Petard

492

Exemplary Service

493

Now You Know

494

Bradistan

495

Fishes

496

Ears of an Angel

497

Your Little Hmms

498

No Cap

499

Look Out Now, It's Bobsled Time

500

Puke Kit

501

Seven Days in Beaver, Kansas

502

Ocular Nocturnal Effect

503

White-Strip Junkie

504

Forensic Bugologist

505

The Party at Kitty and Stud's

506

Nightmare Fuel

507

Latitudinal Line on My Head

508

Put a Boot on It

509

Puke and Rally

510

CGI Harrison Ford

511

Dirty Arnold

512

Snip, Snip, There's the Cranberry

513

Old Man Pass

514

Shaken Adult Syndrome

515

A Puddle of My Former Self

516

"Nom Nom" Says Your Brain

517

Throw a Greasy Slice of Pizza

518

Edible Mufasa

519

Accelerousal

520

Camo Pizza

521

Cone of Shame

522

Pickup the Poo to Celebrate Summer

523

Robot Bees

524

Dan Quayle Was the Eye Candy

525

S-Canned Sally

526

Starving for Spinach

527

Dead Pedestrians

528

Pain in My Root End

529

My Stuff Exploded

530

Tina Turner Cosplay

531

Whiff of Dead Animal

532

Life and Death Advice

533

Diarrhea for Days

534

Series of Husbands

535

Unsolicited Mommy

536

Clearance Bouquets

537

Pillow Burner

538

Crockpot Raccoon

539

Church Eyes

540

Ice Out That Grill

541

Kate Got Mulched

542

Get Them Teeth Did

543

Invent a Dog

544

Legit ALDI Shoppers

545

The Arc of Oldness

546

Nar Nar

547

Cheating on The Lord

548

Front-Alley Butt Job

549

Balance the Trash

550

Dumdum Watch

551

Lent Liquor

552

Tow Bro

553

Sentence of Dung

554

St. Joe Tuxedo

555

Frontin'

556

Halloween in April

557

K-Cup Shame

558

Fishbowl Fridays

559

Purple Nurple Putin

560

Put a Bead on It

561

Beard Hair on My Pickle

562

George Brett Poop Pants

563

Nigerian Princess

564

Chicken Finger Money

565

Breakin' and Poppin'

566

Tartar on the Windshield

567

Girls Peeing off the Deck

568

Wiggle Your Nose, and the Garage Door Opens

569

A Headless Mister Rogers

570

Toilet Sangria at Martha's Prison

571

Sophisticated Enough for Boxed Wine

572

Died Playing Video Games

573

Hairy Knuckles Holding a Disney Princess

574

Oprah Gets Paid

575

Feet Pizza

576

Homophone People

577

Fried Bigfoot Brains

578

Plain Clothes Nuns

579

One and a Half Stuffs

580

Spice Party

581

The Boy Who Sucks His Thumbs

582

You Could Do TV

583

Pounding Peppers

584

A Main Hustle

585

Little Piggy Became Bacon

586

Double Fisting Breakfast

587

Blank on a Shingle

588

Hell's Coming With Me

589

Sanitizer Bullies

590

Grandma's Boy

591

Dumdum

592

Bloodied Up Stuffed Animals

593

Old Lady's Chair

594

Smell La La La Low

595

Barber Full of Covid

596

Tote the Pillow

597

Carrot Cake Day Kate

598

I'll Allow It

599

Scalp Micropigmentation

600

Two Extremes of Couch

601

She's a Biter

602

Specific Heat

603

Christmas Once a Month

604

Wienermobile Opportunities

605

Schwarzenegger Dip

606

Happy Belated Palindrome Birthday!

607

Ride the Giraffe

608

Phases of Gum

609

What Is Scientology?

610

Queso Diet

611

Ding Me

612

Elbow Lickin' Good

613

The Prequel to World War 2

614

Tuna Trail

615

Deviled Ham

616

Hello Snape

617

App Hoarding

618

Thirsty for Likes

619

Gaggle of Hair

620

Mouth Boogs

621

Quaker Zone

622

Capris Coveralls

623

Good Ole Family Hoedown

624

This Is Why I Puke

625

Stockings After Presents

626

Buffalo Pretzels

627

EMAILS

628

Lisp Discrimination

629

Spaces After a Period

630

McMeatloaf

631

Peanut Butter and Pickles

632

Doll up an Email

633

Grandma's Bidet

634

Christmas Eve Colonoscopy

635

The Bib Burger

636

Vegan Baloney

637

A Diction Advocate

638

Snacks on a Plane

639

Hydrating the Children with Car Washes

640

Puddle Jumping

641

Listicle

642

Dreaming of a Clean Pantry

643

Bow on a Lexus

644

The Flavor Profile

645

I Had to Frog It

646

Margarita for Breakfast

647

Cheeto Chicken Parm

648

20 Years of Me

649

Don't Let the Comma Hit You

650

1,600 Percent Daily Value

651

Woman with Beard

652

Oprah's Nigh Nigh Brownies

653

Word Problems

654

The Neighbor's Hole

655

Emotion Detector

656

O Sam's Club Sample Lady, Where Art Thou?

657

The Internet is Listening

658

Thank You for Your Efforts

659

Meat Sessions

660

Matt and Kate's 2020 Spooktacular!

661

My Medulla Oblongata Itches

662

Buttered Toast and Thin Mints

663

Rode Hard and Put Up Wet

664

Advent Calendars and Caramel Sauce

665

Old People Products