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Harry Potter and the Holy Grail and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2

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BABBITTY RABBITTY is the way in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – Part 1

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Harry Potter is a bit of a tosser with the Half-Blood Prince

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Stupefy is the way to go in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

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There are 4 Wizards competing in a Triwizard Tournament in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

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Until Then, Mischief Managed, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

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Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets is the Scooby-Doo episode of this series

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Harry Potter, There's No Such Thing As Magic | Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

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True Romance is a Modern Day Fairy Tale

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Netflix needs to do a sequel for Pan!

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Die Hard with Alfred and Nick Fury

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The Heat Remains the ONLY Female Buddy Cop movie, and we are at the end of 2025!

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Dwight Shrute is a Super Hero! The Crimson Bolt: Shut Up, Crime!

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Did The Wraith Inspire Initial D?

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The Butcher of Bakerfield! The Running Man is Sponsored by Adidas!

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Welcome to Justice Forever! | Kick-Ass 2

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Kick Ass Has 2 Quicksilvers!

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What is Pleasant about Pleasantville? You tell me.

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Superman Returns in 2006, 20 years later after Christoper Reeves

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Superman IV where he kills all the humans by moving the moon...

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Superman III is like the Archie Comics of Superman

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Superman II, where science just goes straight out the window

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It is forbidden for Superman (1978) to interfere with human history

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Why didn't my people alert me of The Suicide Squad's arrival?

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The Mummy Returns, is the next one The Mummy Forever?

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With we be able to conquer death on The 6th Day?

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What is the Big Moral Question(s) behind Mickey 17?

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It's Pixels! This is where we Let The Nerds Take Over!

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The Wizard, Ultimate Nintendo & Universal commercial, got off track and talked about something else

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Punisher is Filling in for Batman in this War Zone

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Is Man of Steel the best Superman movie? Let's talk about it!

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2 Fast 2 Furious is a GREAT Sequel! Won't you agree?

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Horrible Bosses is a GREAT comedy and close to some people's real life?

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I still can't believe we have Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings movie.

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Jake Gyllenhaal is a Prince of Persia, did you have an issue with this?

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The Mummy is an awesome movie back from 1999! How could you not like this movie?

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Tensai Reviews The Terminator | Kyle Reese is not the 1st father of John Connor

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Tensai Reviews The Fast and the Furious | The Slow and The Calm

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Tensai Reviews Timecop | Can we talk about this with the rules of Back to the Future?

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Tensai Reviews Dredd | Training Day Meets Die Hard, MAKE ANOTHER DREDD!!

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Tensai Reviews Judge Dredd | Eat Recycle Food

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Tensai Reviews The Creator | Please Go Make Love to Yourself

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Tensai Reviews Attack the Block | Before He Was FN-2187, he was already fighting aliens

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Tensai Reviews Mystery Men | May the Fork be With Us

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Tensai Reviews Tomorrowland | With a Lot of Arrogance, Lam & Shane Are the Ultras

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Tensai Reviews Hot Fuzz | The Greater Good

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Tensai Reviews The World's End | We are the Network and we are here for your betterment

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Tensai Reviews Logan | There Are No More Guns in the Valley

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Tensai Reviews The New Mutants | Multiple Man is the Best Superhero to be

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Tensai Reviews Dark Phoenix | This might be the best X-Men so far!

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Tensai Reviews X-Men: Apocalypse | Thank you for letting me in

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Tensai Reviews X-Men: Days of Future Past | Think Peaceful Thoughts

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Tensai Reviews X-Men: First Class | Welcome to the 2nd String MCU

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Tensai Reviews The Wolverine | Mission to Mars, please

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Tensai Reviews X-Men: Wolverine Origins | Should rename all the other movies Wolverine and the X-Men

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Tensai Reviews X-Men: The Last Stand | You're Not One of Us Anymore

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Tensai Reviews X2: X-Men United | This is the Empire Strikes Back of X-Men Movies

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Tensai Reviews Deadpool & Wolverine | This is the BEST Version of Wolverine!

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Tensai Reviews Soldier | Your Men... Are Obsolete

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Tensai Reviews Starship Troopers | The Only Good Bug is a Dead Bug

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Tensai Reviews Deadpool 2 | I am Batman!

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Tensai Reviews Transcendence | It's Always Human Error

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Tensai Reviews Johnny Mnemonic | Dolph Lundgren is Russian Jesus

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Tensai Reviews Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000 | I die for Jonnie Goodboy

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Tensai Reviews Deadpool | It Does Rhyme with Polverine

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Tensai Reviews 2001: The Space Odyssey | You Don't Dream in Hibernation

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Tensai Reviews Elysium | Jason Bourne & Pablo Escobar Saves the Day

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Tensai Reviews A.I. Artificial Intelligence | Gigolo Joe, What Do You Know?

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Tensai Reviews Real Steel | Japanese Bootlegs are always better

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Tensai Reviews Chappie | Craft Life - Don't Let Life Craft You

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Tensai Reviews Bicentennial Man | Imperfection is what makes us unique

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Tensai Reviews Alien Covenant | Don't Trust Robots!

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Tensai Reviews Prometheus | Can We Ever Trust Androids?

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Tensai Reviews Alien Resurrection | Ripley is the Daywalker in this movie

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Tensai Reviews The Tomorrow War | This can be fixed by fixing global warming

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Tensai Reviews 12 Monkeys | Crazy is Majority Rules

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Tensai Reviews Sunshine | Making the Most Informed Decision Available to Us

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Tensai Reviews Southland Tales | Everything Happens at the same time as Nothing Happens

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Tensai Reviews Paul | Get Away From Her, you Bitch

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Tensai Reviews The Book of Eli | If I travel far into the West, I ended up going back to the East

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Tensai Reviews Fight Club | Lam Solved the 3 Seashells from Demolition Man

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Tensai Review Die Hard 2 | Progress Peaked with Frozen Pizza

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Tensai Reviews Mean Girls | It's a Lornie Mikes Production! This movie is SO FETCH

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Tensai Reviews i, Robot | We Hate Self Checkouts!

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Tensai Reviews Elf | Jon Favreau always deliver Christmas

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Tensai Reviews The Other Guys | He's a Biracial Angel!

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Tensai Reviews The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part | I'm back to the futuring...

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Tensai Reviews The Lego Batman Movie | | Sauron is defeated by Godzilla's Hadouken

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Tensai Reviews The Lego Movie | Where WB didn't rule this franchise, yet

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Tensai Reviews Zombieland | What do you regret? Garfield

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Tensai Reviews Shaun of the Dead | Zombies are just like Subway, Eat Fresh

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Tensai Reviews Hollow Man | Kevin Bacon & Jon Hamm in a movie, please

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Tensai Review The Frightener | Ray, we have got a poltergeist!

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Tensai Review The Lost Boys | First Come, First Stake

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Tensai Reviews Demolition Man | The Schwarzenegger Presidential Library

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Tensai Reviews Last Action Hero | Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers

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Tensai Reviews Inception | Don't Think About Elephant (DREAMS PAY)

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Tensai Reviews The Amazing Spider-Man 2 | Green Goblin is the Venom of This Movie

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Tensai Reviews The Amazing Spider-Man | This Movie Wasn't so Bad After All

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Tensai Reviews Daredevil | A Man Without Fear is A Man Without Hope

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Tensai Reviews Fant4stic 4 | Vin Diesel is not in this "Family" Movie

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Tensai Reviews Is Matvel Making Too Much Content?

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Tensai Reviews Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer | Cleaning up Galactus with a Dust Buster

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Tensai Reviews Fantastic Four | Superheroes don't have parents

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Tensai Reviews Spider-Man 3 | This movie gets better as I get older

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Tensai Reviews Spider-Man 2 | Thor is like Superman with nicer hair

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Tensai Reviews Independence Day: Resurgence | Shane is the best looking Hemsworth

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Tensai Reviews Spider-Man | I would shirk my responsibilities for the girl

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Tensai Reviews Ralph Wrecks the Internet | Everyone is represented like a Funko Pop Figure

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Lam & Shane Talk Hook | Bangerang!

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Tensai Reviews The Super Mario Bros Movie | It's A Me, Peter Quill

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Tensai Reviews Willow | These Witches Be Tripping

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Tensai Reviews Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby | If you ain't first, you are last.

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Lam & Shane Talk Roger Rabbit | Patty-Cake Patty-Cake

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Lam & Eric Talk Hot Tub Time Machine | Chevy Chase is Doc Brown of Hot Tub Time Machine

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Lam & Shane Talk Speed Racer | Fook Mi and Fook Yu are also there at the race....

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Lam & Shane Talk The Black Hole | The Black Hole is like Episode IV

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Lam & Shane Talk Tron | Longest Techno Video I Ever Seen

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Lam & Shane Talk Solo: A Star Wars Story | Woody Harrelson is Han Solo's Yoda

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Lam & Eric Talk Dumb and Dumber | You sold my dead bird to a blind kid?

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Lam & Shane Talk Wreck It Ralph | You Not Going Turbo, Are You?

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Lam & Shane Talk Short Circuit | Marketplace make Dull Home for Rodents

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Lam & Shane Talk Wall-E | Space is the Final "Fun"iter

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Lam & Shane Talk The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension | The World Crime League

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Lam & Shane Talk Ready Player One | The Ultimate Fan Boy Fantasy... For Now

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Lam & Shane Talk Bill & Ted: Face The Music | The End Still Doesn't Make Sense

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Lam & Shane Talk Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey | There's Segregation in Heaven

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Lam & Shane Talk Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure | Time Travel just to finish your homework

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Lam & Shane Talk Warlock | Kassandra with a "K" killing Witches with Salt

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Lam & Shane Talk Somewhere in Time | Superman, Medicine Woman, and General Chang

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Lam & Shane Talk Masters of the Universe | By The Power of Grayskull

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Lam & Shane Talk Flight of the Navigator | The movie that got the future time traveling part right

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Lam & Shane Talk Krull | What Would You Wish for, Rell? Ignorance

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Lam & Shane Talk Big Hero 6 | Flowering Into Manhood

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Lam & Shane Talk Big Trouble in Little China | Evil Spirits Make Big Scene in Little Spiritual State

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Lam & Shane Talk Men In Black International | Men and Women in Black

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Lam & Shane Talk Men in Black 3 | The Bitterest Truth is Better Than the Sweetest Lie

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Lam& Shane Talk Men In Black II | New Hotness, Old and Busted

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Lam & Shane Talk Men In Black | Nock Your Punkass Down, Think Outside the Egg Chair

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Lam& Shane Talk Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

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Lam & Shane Talk Wild Wild West | Big Mac is the Biggest Slider that You Can Get

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Lam & Shane Talk Scream | The Killers Were Just Like Alfred Borden/Bernard Fallon from The Prestige

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Lam & Shane Talk Lost In Space | Wagon Train to the Stars

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Lam & Shane Talk Interstellar | It's been 23 years, 4 months, 8 days

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Lam & Shane Talk The Martian | Castaway on Mars with Matt Damon

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Lam & Shane Talk Spaceballs | When Did We Get to Disneyland?

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Lam & Shane Talk The Man From Uncle | The Ultimate Spy Action Thriller Bromance

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Lam & Shane Talk John Carter | The Princess of Mars

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Lam & Shane Talk Event Horizon | In Space, No One Can Hear You Scream

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Lam & Shane Talk Predator | If It Bleeds, We Can Kill It

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Lam & Shane Talk Return of the Jedi | Not Everyone Has their Genitals in the Same Place

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Lam & Shane Talk The Empire Strikes Back | This & Rogue One Wouldn't Be Possible without a New Hope

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Lam & Shane Talk Star Wars: A New Hope | Jimmy Smits is the Iron Man of Star Wars

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Lam & Shane Talk Back to the Future III | All The Best Stuff is Made in Japan

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Lam & Shane Talk Independence Day | Every Universe Have H.G. Wells in it

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Lam & Shane Talk Back to the Future II | The Anti-Blade Runner movie

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Lam & Shane Talks 100th: Back to the Future | We are going to make like a tree, and get outta here.

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Lam & Shane Talk ALIEN³ | Ellen Ripley is just like Captain Kirk, she cheats death

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Lam & Shane Talk Aliens | Stop Your Grinnin' and Drop Your Linen!

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Lam & Shane Talk Alien | Alien is just like a Butterfly

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Lam & Shane Talk Escape From New York | You're a cop! I'm an @$$hole...

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Lam & Shane Talks Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country | Bluetooth is the Human Equivalent to the Vulcan Mind Meld

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Lam & Shane Talk Star Trek V: The Final Frontier | How come you don't know row row row your boat?

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Lam & Shane Talk Rogue One: A Star Wars Story | Can this be the BEST Star Wars movie at this time?

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Lam & Shane Talk Moon | Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles was a Long Time Ago for Sam Rockwell

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Lam & Shane Talk Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home | Women Are Women No Matter What Alien Race They Are

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Lam & Shane Talk Star Trek III: The Search for Spock | This is where we speculate Spock's son

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Lam & Shane Talk Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan | The Need of Many Outweighs the Need of a Few

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Lam & Shane Talk District 9 | We had never seen anything else like this

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Lam & Shane Talk Blade Trinity | Not MCU, but still a Marvel movie

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Lam & Shane Talk Blade II | Again with the All of our strengths, none of our weaknesses

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Lam & Shane Talk Blade | All of our strengths, none of our weaknesses

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Lam & Shane Talk Cowboys & Aliens | American Cowboys are not played by Americans Anymore

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Lam & Shane Talk Glass | First Name "Mister", Last Name "Glass"

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Lam & Shane Talk Split | etcetera?

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Lam & Shane Talk Unbreakable | How many days of your life have you been sick?

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Lam & Shane Talk The Fifth Element | Armored Armadillo Aliens Where a Girls is just Another Element

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Lam & Shane Talk The Dark Knight Rises | Liam Neeson did Ninja stuff to save himself from Batman Begins

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Lam & Shane Talk The Dark Knight | Rory's First Kiss

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Lam & Shane Talk Batman Begins | Can Robert Downey Jr play Batman?

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Lam & Shane Talk The Matrix Resurrections | The Glitch in This Matrix can be avoided.

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Lam & Shane Talk Strange Days | This is the movie where we fell in love with Angela Bassett

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Lam & Shane Talk 8-Bit Christmas | Looks like a no-go on the 'Tendo

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Lam & Shane Talk Toys | We are being attacked by a crossword puzzle

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Lam & Shane Talk Ghostbusters II | The Proton Pack is not a Toy

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Lam & Shane Talk Gremlins | Look Mister, there are some rules that you've got to follow

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Lam & Shane Talk Die Hard | Welcome to the Party, Pal

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Lam & Shane Talk The Nightmare Before Christmas | Kidnap the Sandy Claws, beat him with a stick

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Lam & Shane Talk Dune: Part One | You see all these Disney guys? Rub them for Good Luck

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Lam & Shane Talk Planes, Trains, and Automobiles | May I see your rental agreement? You're F***d.

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Lam & Shane Talk Dark City | Hey, you happen to know the way to Shell Beach?

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Lam & Shane Talk Matrix Revolutions | Everything That Has a Beginning Has an End, Neo

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Lam & Shane Talk Mars Attacks | Don't Run! We're Your Friends

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Lam & Shane Talk Matrix Reloaded | This is Zion and We Are Not Afraid

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Lam & Shane Talk The Red Dawn (1984) | All That Hate is Going to Burn You Up

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Lam & Shane Talk The Matrix | Listen to me, Coppertop. We don't have time for 20 Questions.

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Lam & Shane Talk The Goonies | Never Say Die!

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Lam & Shane Talk Ghostbusters | What About the Twinkie?

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Lam & Shane Talk Weird Science | So, what would you little maniacs like to do first?

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Lam & Shane Talk Minority Report | The Precogs are X-Men

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Lam & Shane Talk The Last Starfighter | Battling Evil in Another Dimension

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Lam & Shane Talk Star Trek The Motion Picture | Captain Kirk Goes to Space

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Lam & Shane Talk The Phantom | The Ghost Who Walks

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Lam & Shane Talk Dr. No | James Bond is like Hugh Hefner, but tougher

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Lam & Shane Talk Fanboys | Stop the Trek Hate

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Lam & Shane Talk Galaxy Quest | Time to Redeem a Single Mistake

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Lam & Shane Talk The Shadow | A Clouded Mind Sees Nothing

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Lam & Shane Talk The Prestige | There's simply is too much magic

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Lam & Shane Talks Batman 1966 | Comrade Kitanya Irenya Tatanya Karenska Alisoff

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Lam & Shane Talk Green Lantern | Why are you wearing that mask? I seen you naked.

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Lam & Shane Talk Passengers | Take a break from worrying about what you can't control

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Lam & Shane Talk Batman & Robin | This is why Superman works alone

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Lam & Shane Talk The Thirteenth Floor | I Think, Therefore, I Am

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Lam & Shane Talk Batman Forever | Holy Rusted Metal, Batman!

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Lam & Shane Talk The Time Machine (2002) | What if?

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Lam & Shane Talk Batman Returns | Penguin have the Clowns coming from MIT

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Lam & Shane Talks Batman | It's me, sugar bumps

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Lam & Shane Talk Edward Scissorhands | This was originally going to be a musical

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Lam & Shane Talk The Time Machine (1960) | What 3 Books Would You Have Taken?

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Lam & Shane Talk Spider-Man: Far From Home | Sony just needs to give up on the Spider-man IP

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Lam & Shane Avengers: Endgame | No Amount of Money Ever Bought a Second of Time Part 2

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Lam & Shane Avengers: Endgame | No Amount of Money Ever Bought a Second of Time Part 1

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Lam & Shane Talk Black Widow | You made a scene, didn't you?

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Lam & Shane Talks Captain Marvel | Trust me, True Believer, Nicky Fury is a Cat Person

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Lam & Shane Talk Ant-Man and the Wasp | Why do you know so much about car wash protocol?

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Lam & Shane talk Avengers: Infinity War | Earth is closed today. Vision & Wanda = Romeo & Juliet

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Lam & Shane Talk Black Panther | Drinking Vibranium is Like Drinking Radiated Milk

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Lam & Shane Talk Thor: Ragnarok | The Prisoners with Jobs have armed themselves

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Lam & Shane Talk Spider-Man: Homecoming | The Baby Monitor Protocol

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Lam & Shane Talk Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 | He may have been your father, boy, but he wasn't your daddy.

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Lam & Shane Talk Saving Private Ryan | Memorial Day Celebration

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Lam & Shane Talk Doctor Strange | Forget Everything You Think You Know

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Lam & Shane Talk Captain America: Civil War | Underoos

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Lam & Shane Talk Ant-Man | Baskin Robbins Always Find Out, Bro

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Lam & Shane Talk Avengers: Age of Ultron | But if you step out that door, you are an Avenger.

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Lam & Shane Talk Howard the Duck - What The Duck? Randomness..

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Lam & Shane Talk Guardians of the Galaxy - If I had a blacklight, it would look like a Jackson Pollock painting.

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Lam & Shane Talk Captain America: The Winter Soldier - Before we get started, does anyone want to get out?

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Lam & Shane Talks Thor: The Dark World + Bonus All Hail The King

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Lam & Shane Talk The Rocketeer - House? We don't got a house. We got a gazebo

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Lam & Shane Talk Iron Man 3 - I am Tony Stark and I am not afraid of you

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Lam & Shane Talk The Avengers - An ant has no quarrel with a boot

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Lam & Shane Talk Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse - We don't pick the ballroom, we just dance

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Lam & Shane Talk Captain America: The First Avenger - I Can Do This All Day

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Lam & Shane Talks Thor - We have Xena, Jackie Chan, and Robin Hood

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Lam & Shane Talk Iron Man 2 - Drop your socks and grab your crocs, we about to get wet on this ride

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Lam & Shane Talk The Incredible Hulk! - Get ready to unleash the Beast

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Lam & Shane Talk Iron Man - Kevin Feige should replace Stan Lee in Marvel cameos!

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Lam & Shane Talk Daredevil Season 2 - MCU is Soap Opera for Nerds!

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Lam & Shane Talk Luke Cage Season 1 - Always Forward, Forward Always

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Lam & Shane Talk about Total Recall - Maybe this was a dream... Remember it for you Wholesale

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Lam & Shane Talk about Daredevil Season 1 - Plus Marvel Comic Book Cards!

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Lam & Shane Talks Oblivion - Everybody dies, Sally. The thing is, to die well.

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Lam & Shane Talks Robocop 1987 & 2014 - I buy that for a DOLLAR!

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Lam & Shane Talks Bladerunner 1983 & 2049 - Are you a replicant? Who's the skinner?

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Lam & Shane Talk about Back To The Future - 1.21 gigawatts! Who doesn't like Time Travel?

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Lam & Shane Talk about The Mandalorian Season 2 - This is the way