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Test Pattern: A Horror Movie Podcast — 260 episodes
Halloween Special 2022
Episode 201: Dead is Better - Pet Sematary
Episode 200: Meet Me at the Waterfront - Sleepaway Camp
Episode 199: No Exit - Jacob's Ladder (1990) & Silent Hill (with Brian Ivanhoe!)!)
Episode 198: No More Room In Hell Part 3 - Day of the Dead (1985)
Episode 197: No More Room in Hell Part 2 - Dawn of the Dead (1978)
Episode 196: No More Room in Hell Part 1 - Night of the Living Dead (1968)
Episode 195: Dino DNA - Jurassic Park by Michael Crichton & Jurassic Park (1993) (with Kris!)
Episode 194: There Can Be Only One - Highlander & Macbeth (2015) (with JX Dill!)
Episode 191: Tales of Terror Vol. 10 - Kwaidan (1965) (with James B.!)
Episode 193: The Green River Killer
Episode 192: The Funeral is About to Begin - Phantasm thru Phantasm IV: Oblivion
Episode 190: Hell is a Teenage Girl - Ginger Snaps & Excision
Episode 189: Left of the Dial - Rock 'n' Roll High School & Pump Up the Volume
Episode 188: The Boy Who Cried Jason - Friday the 13th The Final Chapter & Jason Lives
Episode 187: I'm Into Survival - A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) & A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors
Episode 186: One by One - The Evil Dead Trilogy
Episode 185: Movies For Jacobs Who Like Movies - First Blood & The Warriors
Episode 184: Mirror Image - The Broken (2008) & Us
Episode 183: March Madness - The Crazies (1973) & The Signal (2007)
Episode 182: Hell Hath No Fury - Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II & Hellbound: Hellraiser II
Episode 180: Your Friend Til The End - Child's Play (1988) & Child's Play 2
Episode 181: Let the Women Do the Work - The Slumber Party Massacre (1982) & Jennifer's Body
Episode 179: Mama, I Can Move Things - Carrie (1976) & Chronicle
Episode 178: State of the Podcast 2021
Episode 177: Bright Light! Bright Light! - Gremlins
Episode 176: Better Not Pout - The Children (2008) & Better Watch Out
Episode 175: Nick or Treat!
Episode 174: Carnivorous Lunar Activities - An American Werewolf in London & The Howling
Episode 173: All Safe and Dead - The Haunting of Julia & The Others
Episode 172: The Monster Mash - The Monster Squad & Little Monsters
Episode 171: The Stanford Prison Experiment
Episode 170: The Heckin' Best - The Pit & PG: Psycho Goreman
Episode 169: The Mother of Sighs - Suspiria (1977 & 2018)
Episode 168: The Horrors of Oz - The Wizard of Oz & Return to Oz
Episode 167: Based on a True Story - The Conjuring (2013) & The Warrens
Episode 166: Tales of Horror Vol 9 - Waxwork (1988) (with James!)
Episode 165: The Golden State Killer - Part Two
Episode 165: The Golden State Killer - Part One
Episode 164: Delightfully Wicked - The Masque of the Red Death & The Abominable Dr. Phibes
Episode 163: Abandon All Hope - Children of Men & The Rover (2014) (with James D.!)
Episode 162: You're So Cool, Brewster - Fright Night (1985 & 2011)
Episode 161: The Moon Grows Fat - Cycle of the Werewolf by Stephen King & Silver Bullet
Episode 160: Ferocious Flora - Attack of the Killer Tomatoes and Swamp Thing
Episode 159: For Glory - The 13th Warrior & Beowulf
Episode 158: Gallery of Lost Souls - HG Wells, Island of Lost Souls, & The Island of Dr. Moreau (1996)
Episode 157: Online Horror IRL - Strangeland & Hard Candy (with Brandon!)
Episode 156: Bleeding Hearts - The Prowler & My Bloody Valentine (1981)
Episode 155: The Dregs - Cape Fear (1962 & 1991)
Episode 154: The Insect Politic - Cronos & Mimic (with Sketches!)
Episode 153: A Warrior's Journey - Fire and Ice & "Primal"
Episode 152: State of the Podcast 2020
Episode 151: Blood Runs Cold - 30 Days of Night & Let the Right One In
Episode 150: Modello di Prova in Giallo - The Strange Vice of Mrs Ward & All the Colors of the Dark (with Ryan!)
Episode 149: Let's Get Meta - Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon & The Final Girls (with Elizabeth!)
Episode 148: Tales of Horror Vol. 8 - Creepshow 2 (with James!)
It's the 2020 Test Pattern Halloween Special!
Episode 147: The Town that Knows Darkness - Salem's Lot (Book and Miniseries)
Episode 146: Late Night Double Feature - The Rocky Horror Picture Show & Little Shop of Horrors (1986)
Episode 144: A Halloween Treat - Coraline & Frankenweenie (2012)
Episode 145: TV Terrors - Bad Ronald & Dark Night of the Scarecrow
Episode 143: Meeting of the Minds - The Dead Zone & Scanners
Monster Kid Marathon 2020
Episode 142: Buffet Froid - Raw & Climax
Episode 141: Terror Down Under - Patrick (1978) & Next of Kin (1982) (with Pete!)
Episode 140: It's a Strange World - Blue Velvet & Mulholland Drive (with Hans!)
Episode 139: Poisoned Nostalgia - Beyond the Black Rainbow & Mandy (with Jen!)
Episode 138: Nightmares in Ink - Uzumaki & Gyo: Tokyo Fish Attack (with Louis!)
Episode 137: Go Ape! Vol. 3 - Battle For the Planet of the Apes & the Continuation of the Franchise
Episode 136: Tales of Horror Vol. 7 - Black Sabbath (1963) (with James)
Episode 135: The Last Laugh - The Man Who Laughs & Joker
Monster Kid Mailbag #24
Episode 134: Stepfather Kills Best - The Night of the Hunter & The Stepfather
Episode 133: To Live and Fry in LA - The Terminator & Miracle Mile
Monster Kid Mailbag #23
Not to Go Off On a Tangent About John Carpenter - Episode 2 (Featuring JX Dill!)
Episode 132: Exquisite Pain - The Hellbound Heart & Hellraiser
Episode 131: Monstrous Motherhood - Rosemary's Baby & The Brood
Monster Kid Mailbag #22
Episode 130: Hagsploitation! - Whatever Happened to Baby Jane & Lady in a Cage (with Annette!)
Episode 129: I Want Some More - Interview With The Vampire by Anne Rice & Interview With the Vampire (1994)
Not to Go Off On a Tangent About John Carpenter - Episode 1 (Featuring James!)
Monster Kid Mailbag #21
Episode 128: If It Bleeds ... - To Die For & Nightcrawler
Episode 127: Family Dinner - Parents & We Are What We Are
Monster Kid Mailbag #20
Episode 126: Humanoid Dwellers of the Deep - The Descent & Pandorum (2009) (with Mando!)
Episode 125: Via Con Diablos - Tales From the Crypt: Demon Knight & From Dusk Till Dawn
Episode 124: Tales of Horror Vol. 6 - Southbound (with James!)
Monster Kid Mailbag #19
Episode 123: Tales of Horror Vol. 5 - Dead of Night (1945) (with James!)
Episode 122: More Hitchcock Than Hitchcock - Les Diaboliques & Peeping Tom
Episode 121: A Study in Grief - Hereditary & Midsommar
Episode 120: State of the Podcast 2019
Episode 119: Monsters and Madmen Vol. 1 - The Last Unicorn & The Black Cauldron
A Christmas Carol: Stave 5 - The End of It
A Christmas Carol: Stave 4 - The Last of the Spirits
A Christmas Carol: Stave 3 - The Second of the Three Spirits
A Christmas Carol: Stave 2 - The First of the Three Spirits
Episode 117: Going Ape Vol 2 - Escape From the Planet of the Apes & Conquest of the Planet of the Apes
A Christmas Carol: Stave 1 - Marley's Ghost
Episode 116: An Auteur's Eye - Thirst & Stoker (with Daniel!)
Episode 115: The Past Never Dies - The Devil's Backbone & Crimson Peak (with Edward William Polley!)
It's the 2019 Test Pattern Halloween Special!
Episode 114: The Nights He Came Home - Halloween (1978 & 2018)
Episode 113: Beware the Autumn People - The October Country by Ray Bradbury
Episode 112: Strange and Unusual - Beetlejuice & Sleepy Hollow (1999)
Episode 111: The Tale of the Hill William - Dr. Otto and the Riddle of the Gloom Beam, Ernest Scared Stupid, & It's Scary Things
Bonus Episode #6: We Saw IT: Chapter 2!
Episode 110: Sheep Go to Heaven - Disturbing Behavior & The Faculty
Episode 109: It Creeps and Leaps - The Blob (1958 & 1988)
Episode 108: The World WAS Beautiful (with JXDill!) - The Omega Man & Soylent Green
Episode 107: Going Ape Vol 1. - Planet of the Apes (1968) & Beneath the Planet of the Apes
Episode 106: The Man With No Name - The Road Warrior (Mad Max 2) & Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome
Episode 105: Here Come the Bronze - Mad Max (1979) & Mad Max: Fury Road
Episode 104: Horror in the Virtual Realm - The Lawnmower Man and Brainscan (with Brandon!)
Episode 103: Tales of Terror Vol. 4 - Tales From the Darkside: The Movie (with James!)
Episode 102: Tales of Terror Vol. 3 - Twilight Zone: The Movie with James!
Episode 101: Remake Remix - The Ring (2002) & Evil Dead (2013) with Louis!
Monster Kid Mailbag #18
Episode 100: Ted Bundy
Episode 99: Cult of Personality - The House of the Devil & Starry Eyes
Monster Kid Mailbag #17
Episode 98: Wear Protection - Shivers & It Follows
Episode 97: Return of Anime - Neon Genesis Evangelion 1.11 You Are (Not) Alone & Persona 3 No. 1 Spring of Birth
Monster Kid Mailbag #16
Episode 96: Metamorphosis - The Human Centipede & Tusk
Monster Kid Mailbag #15
Episode 95: Psycho Killer Q'uest-ce Que C'est - The Silence of the Lambs & American Psycho
Episode 94: State of the Podcast 2018
Monster Kid Mailbag #14
Test Pattern Christmas Special: More of Gravy Than of Grave - A Christmas Carol (1984), Scrooged, & A Muppet Christmas Carol
Episode 92: Your Number One Fan - Play Misty for Me & Misery
Monster Kid Mailbag #13
Episode 91: The Persistent Illusion - Annihilation & Upgrade
Monster Kid Mailbag #12
Episode 90: Company's Coming - The Guest & The Invitation
Monster Kid Mailbag #11
2018 Halloween Special
Episode 89: Print the Legend - The Legend and the Truth of H. H. Holmes
Episode 88: The Dark Holiday - Ray Bradbury's The Halloween Tree & The Halloween Tree (1993)
Episode 87: Pale Shadows and Ghostly Dreams - Nosferatu (1922) & Shadow of the Vampire
Episode 86: Are You a Good Witch or a Bad Witch? - The Witches & Hocus Pocus
Monster Kid Marathon 2018
Episode 85: Iranian Horror - A Girl Walks Home Alone At Night & Under the Shadow
Episode 84: Horror in the Elements - Frozen (2010) & Black Water (2008)
Episode 83: Sing a Song of Horror - Repo! The Genetic Opera & Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
Episode 82: #SatanicBorgnine - Race With the Devil & The Devil's Rain
Episode 81: Attack of the 90s Monsters - Anaconda & Deep Rising
Episode 80: Do You Like 90s Slashers? - Scream & Urban Legend
Epsiode 79: The Voices Told Me - The Void and Trash Fire
Episode 78: Tales of Horror Vol. 2 - Creepshow with James!
Episode 77: Tales of Horror Vol. 1 - Tales From the Crypt (1975) with James!
Episode 76: A Room at the Overlook - The Shining & Room 237
Episode 75: Christmas in July - Black Christmas (1974) & Silent Night, Deadly Night
RMR Crossover: Kuroneko & Green Room
Episode 74: The Woman in Black (1989 & 2012)
Episode 73: Splatstick! - Evil Dead II: Dead by Dawn & Braindead
Tab's Spirit Journey Formation Anniversary Ceremony of Thirty and Five Years
Monster Kid Grab Bag
Episode 72: Universal Monsters Series - Creature From the Black Lagoon and The Shape of Water
Monster Kid Mailbag #10
Episode 71: Ozploitation! - Long Weekend & Body Melt
Bonus Episode: The Lost Test Pattern Episodes
Episode 70: Don't Drink the Water - Cabin Fever (2002) & The Bay
Monster Kid Mailbag #9
Episode 69: Keep Calm and Watch British Horror - Hot Fuzz & Attack the Block
Monster Kid Mailbag #8
Episode 68: Monster Mash - The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen & Van Helsing
Monster Kid Mailbag #7
Episode 67: A Brutal End - The Road & It Comes At Night
Monster Kid Mailbag #6
Crossover Cast: Italian Horror - Twitch of the Death Nerve & Tenebrae (with Aaron and Matt from the Launchpad Podcast)
Episode 66: Jeffrey Dahmer - My Friend Dahmer & The Jeffrey Dahmer Files
Monster Kid Mailbag #5
Episode 65: The Wolf Man (1941) and (2010)
Episode 64: Witchy Women - The Witch & The Autopsy of Jane Doe
Monster Kid Mailbag #4
Episode 63: Mock Docs - Digging up the Marrow & What We Do in the Shadows (with Shin Godzilla Patron Louis)
Monster Kid Mailbag #3
Episode 62: They Came From Above - Alien Autopsy: Fact or Fiction, Fire in the Sky, & Alien Abduction
Monster Kid Mailbag #2
Episode 61: Dick Smith - The Exorcist (1973) & The Sentinel (1977)
Monster Kid Mailbag #1
Episode 60: Ghostly Missions - The Sixth Sense and Stir of Echoes
Episode 59: State of the Podcast 2017
Episode 58: The Movies That Define Us - The Thing (1982) & The Fly (1986)
Episode 57: The Ghosts of Milburn - Ghost Story by Peter Straub & Ghost Story (1980)
Episode 56: A Cut Above the Rest - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974) & Pieces
Episode 55: Chilling Comedies - Clue (1985) & Haunted Honeymoon (1986) (with Patreon subscriber Ryan!)
Episode 54: A Tale of Two Houses - Hausu (1977) & House (1986)
Episode 53: Extrême Français - Inside (2007) & Martyrs (2008) (with Patreon subscriber Armando!)
Episode 52: GOJIRA! - Godzilla (1954) & Shin Godzilla (with Patreon Subscriber Chris!)
Episode 51: Universal Monsters Series - The Bride of Frankenstein (1935) & Frankenhooker
Episode 50: Monster Kids - Monster House & Paranorman
It's the Test Pattern Halloween Special!
Episode 49: Childhood Ghosts - The Changeling & Lady in White
Episode 48: Trick or Treat - Halloween III: Season of the Witch & Night of the Demons
Episode 47: Monster-Kid-Vision: Feast, Feast II: Sloppy Seconds, & Feast III: The Happy Finish
Minisode #6: Monster Kid Marathon
Episode 46: Disney's Dark Experiment - The Watcher in the Woods & Something Wicked This Way Comes
Episode 45: The Displaced Man - The Wicker Man (1973) & Don't Look Now
Episode 44: We Are Legion - The Exorcist III: Legion & Fallen (1998)
Episode 43: Bad Movie Night - She (1982) & Hell Comes to Frogtown
Bonus Episode: We Saw IT!
Episode 42: Strange Infections - Clown & Contracted
Bonus Episode #4: We All Float Down Here - Part 2: Stephen King's IT (The Miniseries)
Episode 41: We All Float Down Here - Part 1: IT (The Book)
Episode 40: Universal Monsters Series - The Invisible Man & Hollow Man
Listener Awesomeness #1
Episode 39: Who Goes There? - The Stepford Wives (1975) & Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978)
Episode 38: No One Can Hear You Scream - Event Horizon & Supernova
Bonus Episode #3: The Loser's Club - Our Histories with Stephen King's IT
Episode 37: Terror on the Road - The Hitcher (1986) & Death Proof
Episode 36: All Hail King Ghidorah - Ghidorah the Three Headed Monster & Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah
Episode 35: Censorship in Horror - The Hays Code, the Demise of Horror Comics, and Video Nasties
Episode 34: Harbingers of Doom - Night of the Comet & Maximum Overdrive
Episode 33: Horror on the 4th of July - Jaws & Return of the Living Dead
Episode 32: The Apocalypse Trilogy - The Thing, Prince of Darkness, & In the Mouth of Madness
Minisode #5: Listener Trivia Answer Catchup
Episode 31: Horror in Fantasy - Legend & Willow
Episode 30: This is the Zodiac Speaking – The Zodiac Killer & David Fincher's Zodiac
Episode 29: Universal Monsters Series – The Mummy & Blood From the Mummy's Tomb
Episode 28: Tromaville – The Toxic Avenger & Class of Nuke 'Em High
Episode 27: Horror in Anime – Wicked City and Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust
Episode 26: What's the Story Mother? – Alien, Aliens, & the Alien Legacy
Episode 25: Tom Savini – Maniac & The Burning
Episode 24: All the Damn Vampires – The Lost Boys & Near Dark
Episode 23: Universal Monsters Series – Frankenstein, Frankenweenie, & Young Frankenstein
Episode 22: Sasquatches – Abominable, Exists, & the Bigfoot Legend
Patreon Preview: Chopping Mall Commentary
Bonus Episode #2: MST3K
Episode 21: Consume – The Stuff & They Live
Episode 20: Michael Mann – Manhunter & The Keep
Minisode #5: Kong: Skull Island
Episode 19: They're Under the Ground – Tremors & Tremors II: Aftershocks
Episode 18: Alfred Hitchcock – Shadow of a Doubt & Vertigo
Episode 17: Separate Hells – Jesus Camp & Hell House
Minisode #4: Unsolved Mysteries
Episode 16: Frailty (For Bill)
Episode 15: Killers in the Hills – The Hills Have Eyes (1977 and 2006)
Episode 14: Henson's Dark Worlds – The Dark Crystal & Labyrinth
Episode 13: Kong Legacy – King Kong (1976 and 2005)
Episode 12: Kong Legacy – King Kong (1933)
Minisode #3: WiHM and Show Business
Episode 11: Wendigos – Ravenous & Other Stories
Episode 10: What is Best in Life – Conan the Barbarian & Conan the Destroyer
Minisode #2: William Peter Blatty
Episode 9: Dark Castle Entertainment #2 – The Haunting & House of Wax
Bonus Episode: Orca
Episode 8: Universal Monsters Series – Dracula (English and Spanish Language) & Bram Stoker's Dracula
Episode 7: Holiday Monsters
Episode 6: Christmas 1964 – Santa Claus Conquers the Martians & The Magic Christmas Tree
Episode 5: What's This? – The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)
Episode 4: Cautionary Tales
Episode 3: The Wild World of Cannon Films – Masters of the Universe
Episode 2: Dark Castle Entertainment #1 – House on Haunted Hill & Thirteen Ghosts
Minisode #1: Kong: Skull Island Trailer
Episode 1: Universal Monsters Series – Phantom of the Opera & Phantom of the Paradise
Episode 0: Test Pattern Reborn!