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That Aged Well — 393 episodes

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Y Tu Mamá También (2001) - Manifestos, Public Pools & an Oyster in Lime Juice

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Velvet Goldmine (1998) - Death Hoaxes, Feathers & a Glitter UFO

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Victor/Victoria (1982) - Eclairs, Sonic Screams & an 80s Bathroom

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The Land Before Time (1988) - Sea Turtles, Geography & a Long Pause

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That Aged Well Interviews: This Week In Fandom History

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Watership Down (1978) - Visions, Fluffles & an Unexplained Title

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FernGully: The Last Rainforest (1992) - Chosen Ones, Australia & a Walkman

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Introducing: No Such Thing

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Robin Hood (1973) - History Lessons, Hot Foxes & a Hoedown

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The Witches of Eastwick (1987) - Snowy Egrets, Cherries & a Bank of TVs

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The Devil Wears Prada (2006) - Bald Grace Coddington, Not-Gay Doug & a Truly Hideous Bolero

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The Devil’s Advocate (1997) - Idiom Movies, Special Bedspreads & a Jaunty Hymn

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Dogma (1999) - Divine Pastimes, Fast Food Mascots & a Ken Doll Set

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That Aged Well Interviews: A Date With Dateline

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Celebrating Catherine O’Hara

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The Sting (1973) Horse Names, Podcast Buttons & a Carousel/Brothel

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That Aged Well Oscar Recap (2026)

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Baby Boom (1987) - Spaghetti, Apple Sauce & an Inherited Cow

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A Few Good Men (1992) - Confessions, Cameos & a Thinkin’ Bat

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Field of Dreams (1989) - Ghosts, Oracles & a Disembodied Voice

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Hook (1991) - Victorian Parents, Middle Names & a Jolly Roger

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Willow (1988) - Sorceresses, Ex-Boyfriends & a Silent Movie Screen Siren

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The NeverEnding Story (1984) - Safe Books, Loose Bones & a Power Ballad

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Groundhog Day (1993) - Holiday Traditions, Aggressive Poetry & a Doozy

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Swingers (1996) - Answering Machines, Wallet Chains & a Raggedy Dorothy

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Real Women Have Curves (2002) - Caged Birds, College Applications & a Chupacabra

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Beverly Hills Cop (1984) - Theme Lyrics, Thumb Rings & a Banana in the Tailpipe

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Boogie Nights (1997) - Families, Prosthetics & a Jaunty Neckerchief

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A Charlie Brown Christmas (1965) - Dirges, Dogs & a Fear of Everything

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Elf (2003) - Work Ethic, NY1 & a Fun Winter Game

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It’s A Wonderful Life ( 1946) - Angels, Martyrs & a Goat

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Listener Survey Responses!

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200 Cigarettes (1999) - Crab Dip, Crotch Pits & a Cigarette Ash

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A “Friends” Thanksgiving Extravaganza (1994) - Cooking Outfits, Lady Fingers & a 19-Pound Turkey

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Double Indemnity (1944) - Dictaphones, Insurance Investigators & a Wig

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Blazing Saddles (1974) - Horse Actors, Johnsons & a Wed Wose

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Suddenly, Last Summer (1959) - Feeding Frenzies, Elevators & a 5 O’ Clock Daiquiri

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Singin’ In The Rain (1952) - Round Tones, Rage Blackouts & a Triple Threat

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A Nightmare On Elm Street (1984) - Parenting, Dream Logic & a Warm Bath

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Return To Oz (1985) - Hardware Stores, Electric Shock Therapy & an Adrenaline Junkie

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The Faculty (1998) - Principal Velma Kelly, Coach Terminator & a Mousy Jean Grey

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Rosemary’s Baby (1968) - Towels, Fake Phone Calls & a Thin Final Straw

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Little House On The Prairie (1976) - Clap Backs, Floaters & a Late Night Walk to the Outhouse

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Living Single (1993) - Office Gossip, Checkbooks & a Brooklyn Brownstone

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Ally McBeal (1997) - Uber Lawyers, Bus Hits & a Boa Moment

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Quantum Leap (1989) - Chitlins, Rear Admirals & an Egg Salad Sandwich

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Weekend At Bernie’s (1989) - Yuppie Scum, Italian Mobsters & a 2 Million Dollar Error

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Shag (1989) - Lipstick Hygiene, Unsexy Songs & a Confederate Flag Bikini

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Strictly Ballroom (1992) - Buzzsaw Bangs, Medicinal Dances & a Smoky-Voiced Broad

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White Nights (1985) - Propaganda, Boom Boxes & a Flat Top

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Save The Last Dance (2001) - Couch Sex, Basic Rhythm & a 9 PM Audition

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Batman & Robin (1997) - Gala Invitations, Ice Puns & a Bathhouse

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Mystery Men (1999) - Underused Actresses, Super Villain Gangs & a Passing Romani Woman

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Blade (1998) - Smush Tracks, Serums & a Not Bad-Sounding Apocalypse

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990) - Ooze Origins, Shredder Cabarets & a Ginger Dud

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Physical (Olivia Newton-John) & Freedom! ‘90 (George Michael) - Keds, Supermodels & a Tiled Gym
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Emma (1996) - Goop Products, Sibling Chemistry & a Tower Of Artichokes

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Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (2000) - Yearning, Weapons & a Very Angry Girl

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Seven Brides For Seven Brothers (1954) - Cabins, Feminist Reading & a Brassy Ginger

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Dangerous Liaisons (1988) - Deep Dish Pizza, Human Desks & a Catalog of Incompetence

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Point Break (1991) - Skydiving Sequences, Itinerant Surfers & a Pit Bull on a Porch

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Feed Drop: Sex Ed with DB - 13 Going On 30

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Goldfinger (1964) - Rompers, Passion Juice & a Private Pilot

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Spies Like Us (1985) - Wordplay, Ninjas & a Delayed Grenade

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Mission: Impossible (1996) - Face Rips, Undercover Flight Attendants & an Aquarium/Restaurant

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Mystic Pizza (1988) - Hot Privilege, Fourth Jobs & a Murder House

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Father of the Bride (1991) - Unforced Errors, Invented Accents & an Exercise in Financial Insanity

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The Wedding Planner (2001) - Wedding Songs, Dildo Drawers & an Italian Accent

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The Wedding Banquet (1993) - Fairies, Drunken Revelry & an Acid Wash Denim Tank Top

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WarGames (1983) - Bleep-Bloops, Card Catalogues & a Pterodactyl

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Sneakers (1992) - Icons, Anagrams & a Black Box

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Honey, I Shrunk The Kids (1989) - Documentaries, Duran Duran & a Balanced Breakfast

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The Net (1995) - Email Attachments, Local News Reports & a Strangely Aggressive Furry

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300 - Corpse Walls, Hot Gates & a Wife Guy

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Only You - Heroic Nuns, Ouija Strategies & a Wig

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Some Kind Of Wonderful - Teen Night Clubs, Stalkerish Behavior & a Tater Tot

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Ever After - Codpieces, Road Pirates & a British Da Vinci

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City of Angels - Hot Shouldering, Smudges & a Rolling Rock

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ER - Makeshift Tracheotomies, Nurse’s Oaths & a Lippy Schoolteacher

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7th Heaven - Doobying, Teen Widowers & a Weed-Dispensing Dog

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Dynasty - Servant Uniforms, Koi & a Vision In Plum

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Melrose Place - Marinades, Hooker Business & a Courtyard Pool

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Hot Frosty - Nipple Accuracy, Small Towns & a Full John Waters

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Bridget Jones’s Diary - Toxic Exes, Turkey Curry & a Casting Coup

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Scrooged - Toilet Seat Covers, Vodka Tabs & a Masterpiece

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The Family Stone - Chekhov’s Nap, In-Law Etiquette & an NPR Tote Bag

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Planes, Trains, And Automobiles - Airport Reading, Holiday Celebrations & a Bus Sing-Along

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All About Eve - Gowns With Pockets, Preparation Martinis & a 17-Year-Old From Wisconsin

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Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory - Life Lessons, Fudge Rooms & a List of 64-Year-Olds

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Rope - Nut Boys, Candelabras & a Terrible Dinner Party

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Some Like It Hot - Madonna Puns, Buttermilk & a Tuck For The Gods

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BONUS EPISODE! Perfectly Good Moment (w/ Amanda Jane Stern)

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I Know What You Did Last Summer - Plural Possessives, Exclamation Points & a Shipping Container Gym

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Jaws - Vengeance, Sharkenkägen & a Brave Little Dildo

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Haunted Honeymoon - Donald Duck Play, Polka Dot Ruffles & a Minimum Amount Of Drag

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Carrie - Majestic Hair, Locker Room Fantasies & a Heavy Metal Jesus Figurine

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Can’t Hardly Wait - Yearbook Quotes, Heart Breasts & a Frosted Pot Brownie

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Stand By Me - Scrot Leeches, Blueberry Pie & a Working Definition of “Fun”

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Summer School - Stoner Alcoholics, Wondermutt & a Damned Good Heterosexual

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The Parent Trap - Isolation Cabins, Wolves & a Speedo King

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Kindergarten Cop - Children’s Games, Lowell & an Equine Amount Of Hair

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Air Force One - Secret Moles, Fictional Presidents & an Escape Pod

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Rush Hour - Chinese Food, Star Maps & a Corvette Stingray

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The Warriors - Tight Cannons, Bell Sleeves & a Lesbian Pizzeria

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Twister - Director Cameos, Suck Zones & a Dodge Ram

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Moulin Rouge! - Depression Beards, Parisian Geography & a Huge Talent

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Hairspray - Fractured Kneecaps, Beatniks & a Side Tsunami

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Sister Act - Apostles, Bird Calls & a Purple Mink Coat

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Newsies - Soul Punches, Noo Yawk Accents & a Character We All Definitely Care About

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American Psycho - Douche Bros, Business Cards & a Stray Kitten

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The Mirror Has Two Faces (w/ Tom Zohar) - Prime Numbers, Lesbian Orgy Dreams & a Dude In A Loose Tank Top

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Jumpin’ Jack Flash - Brooches, Rolling Stones Films & a Ham On Wry

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The Matrix - Renegade Computer Hackers, Penis Enlargement & a Wet Sneeze

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Raising Arizona - Good Babies, Cartoon Faces & a JUGGS Headline

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Solarbabies - Car Cigarette Lighters, Skateball & a Tom Of Finland Bottom

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Robin Hood: Men In Tights - 90s References, Crown Hair & a Circumcision Guillotine

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Drop Dead Fred - Chaos Leprechauns, River Condominiums & a Food Court Concert

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The Muppet Show with Liza Minnelli! - Story Songs, Hee-Nee-Us Crimes & a Dresser Named Gladys

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Appointment With Death - Medicinal Poison, Throuples & a Wardress

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L.A. Confidential - 50s Slurs, Unchecked Boxes & a Rage Monster

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Columbo - Slapping, Wrist Acting & a Subtle Legend

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So I Married An Axe Murderer - Health Code Violations, Direct Address Poetry & an Itinerant Butcher

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Xanadu - Wizards, Hotness Levels & a Roller Disco Impresario

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Spice World - Lead Singers, Cameos & a Teacup Pig

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Desperately Seeking Susan - Hot Tub Salesmen, Sidewalk Couches & an East Village Vintage Shop

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Purple Rain - Masks, Puppets & a Vampire Ventriloquist

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Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind - Manic Panic, Technical Brain Damage & a Four Hour Car Ride

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Collateral - Jazz, Unanswered Questions & a Neon Silver Suit

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The Notebook - Summer Romances, Cotton Money & a Very Busy Dress

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Mean Girls - Deep Benches, First Day Donuts & a Jacqueline Of All Trades

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Happy Holidays!

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The Muppet Christmas Carol - Bed Curtains, Penguin Noises & a Perfect Michael Caine

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Edward Scissorhands - Water Beds, Butter Cookies & an Ambrosia Salad

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While You Were Sleeping - Rom-Com Paraphernalia, High School Beards & a Supernova Of Charm

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Valley Of The Dolls - Best Friends, Spahkles & a Dame Who Can Prove It

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Pillow Talk - Party Lines, Communal Dip & a Safety Helmet With A Butt

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Sunset Boulevard - Shrines, Vicuñas & a Husband Suite

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The Wizard Of Oz - Bikes, Bisexual Kings & a Monkey In a Bolero Jacket

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Halloween - Topless Hairbrushing, Teleportation & a Good Moment To Panic

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Tremors - Pylons, Famous Foursomes & an Anxious Sheep

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Psycho - Bad Liars, Taxidermists & a La Quinta Inn Mudpit

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Casper - Surprise Therapy, Chocolate Syrup & a Tennis Ball On A Stick

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Buffy, The Vampire Slayer (Hush) - Jump Scares, Wicca Groups & an Accidental Orgy

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Law & Order: SVU (Ballerina) - Ear Prints, Tongue Jobs & an Unrelated Meat Cleaver

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Will & Grace (Season One) - Brown Suits, Network Suits & a Visceral Reaction To A Haircut

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The Golden Girls (Season One) - Shrimp, Hog Liniment & A Pretty Nice Petunia

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BONUS - We’re Not Worthy (with Jason Klamm)

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The Wedding Singer - Surprise Buscemi, Banana Splits & an English 20

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Romancing The Stone - Mudslides, Middle Initials & a Mousy Virgin

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Boomerang - Twizzers, Drawers & a Team Of Teutonic Studs

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My Best Friend’s Wedding - Red Flags, Cool Girls & an Embroidered Vest Situation

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Superman - Chemistry, Magic & a Climate Crisis

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Forrest Gump - Jenny's Sisters, Southern Accents, & a One Milk Dud

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Con Air - Love Letters, Head Bonnets & a Conveniently Placed Crane

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Charlie’s Angels - Amazon Trivia, Moonwalking & an Irish Setter

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Raiders Of The Lost Ark - Booby-Trap Resets, Inflation & a Peter Luger Movie

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“Where Goeth The Gays and The Girls”

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The Rocky Horror Picture Show - Sexual Awakenings, Well-Hung Davids & a Reasonably Open-Minded Cisgender White Dude

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Kissing Jessica Stein - Bodega Cat, Gay-tekeeping & a Wilting Double Peplum

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Beautiful Thing - Body Shop Peppermint Lotion, British Rainbows & a Sticky Wicket

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Fried Green Tomatoes - Candy Bars, Fake-Out Deaths & a Rolling Pin

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Beauty and The Beast - Booksellers, Philippe & a Punitive Enchantress

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The Last Unicorn - Pigeon Sh*t, Scr*t*m-T*ts & a Castle Made Of D*cks

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Who Framed Roger Rabbit - LA Public Transportation, Pattycaking & a Harvey Joke

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An American Tail - Demon Cats, Cossacks & an Aggressively French Pigeon

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Married To The Mob - Florida Ugly, Raccoon Tails & a Nobel Prize For Set Design

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Scarface - Rage Blackouts, Cuban Cockney & a Literal Mountain Of Cocaine

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My Blue Heaven - Baseball Euphemisms, Arugula & a System For Eating Pancakes

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Goodfellas - Nicknames, Gold-Accented Awfulness & a Whore In 2R

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Meet Joe Black, Part Two - Cake, Lovemaking & A Lemming In Full Sprint

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Meet Joe Black, Part One - Honey, Nice Billionaires & a Disembodied Voice

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Titanic, Part Two - History Lessons, Spicer Lovejoy & an Iceberg Named Destiny

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Titanic, Part One - Foreshadowing, Treasure Hunters & a Bunch of Poors Dancing A Jig

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Romy And Michele’s High School Reunion - Annoying Speeches, Flaccid Pranks & a 15-Minute Dream Sequence

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Howard The Duck - Duck Nipples, Straight Bath Houses & a Meat Slushie

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Flash Gordon - Hot Hail, Elaborate Tombstones & a Superstar Quarterback For The New York Jets

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She-Devil - Flouncing, Love Buttons & an Indoor Pool with F*ck Tent

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Showgirls, Part Two - Thrusting, Nipple Ice & a Woman Named Gay

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Showgirls, Part One - Secret Lesbians, Lip Gloss & a Tsunami Of Ketchup

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Love Actually - Christmas Pop Songs, Weekday Weddings & an Avalanche Of Characters

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Happy Holidays - International Reviews, Holiday Movie Pitches & a Moment Of Sincerity

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The Ref - Dive Bars, Sex Sand & a Nautical Getaway

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The Long Kiss Goodnight - Alliterative Aliases, Christmas Parades & a Chipper Amnesiac

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National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation - Ice Javelins, Cereal Varnish & a Tree In Your Nook

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Rebel Without A Cause - Constellations, Chickens & a Man In An Apron

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Guess Who’s Coming To Dinner - Snapple Facts, Last Minute RSVPS & a Queso Fundido Emergency

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Midnight Cowboy - Tutti Fruttis, Kazoo Play & a Caponata On Toast

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Breakfast At Tiffany’s - Death Announcements, Rusty Trawlers & a Nice Slab of Grade-A American Beef

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Scream - Squelching, Useless Curfews & a Le Creuset Armory

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The ‘Burbs - Witchcraft Checks, Rolling Explosions & a Toy Poodle Named Queenie

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The Secret Of NIMH - Plowing, Cat Slander & a Magical Rat Elder

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Misery - Highpoint Coffee, Competent Police Work & a COCK-A-DOODY CAR

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Ghostbusters - Dieting Tips, Free-Floating Weirdness & a Villainous EPA

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Wall Street - Steak Tartare, Apex Predators & a Pit Of Moral Decrepitude

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You’ve Got Mail - Perfect Comebacks, Insane Food Choices & a Dog Named Brinkley

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Maid To Order - Dumpster Booties, Cute Racists & a Bottle of Beaujolais Nouveau

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Office Space - Flair, Celebrity Name Twins & a Case Of The Mondays

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Wild Things - Swamp Noir, School Fundraisers & a Waterproof Zack Morris Phone

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Law Of Desire - Attractive People, Brown Derbies & an Exploding Typewriter

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Dressed To Kill - Straight Razors, Sexy Showers & a Ten Minute Wordless Montage

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9 ½ Weeks - Real Estate Porn, Red Flags & a Clinically Stupid Person

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Basic Instinct - Ice Picks, Power Moves & a Bart Simpson Keychain

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Road House - Warrior Poets, Cashed Stupidity Checks & a Masculinity Self-Own

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The Mask Of Zorro - Revenge, Spanish Accents & a Horse Named Erika

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Big Trouble In Little China - Puppets, Elemental Masters & a Fetching Cobalt Robe

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Independence Day - Crop Dusting, Evil Squidward & a Pointless Alien Abduction Story

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ANNOUNCEMENT: Swag, International Reviews & a TeePublic Shop

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Maurice - Wah-JEE-nahs, Strokeable Hair & an Epidemic Of Terrible Mustaches

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Chasing Amy - Fence Posts, Buy-Sexuals & a Fold-In Technique Situation

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The Broken Hearts Club - Saplings, Gay Numbers & a Crunchy NSYNC Gel Thing

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Bound - Character Names, Thin Walls & an Ominous Zoom In On A Redial Button

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BONUS - Once In a Lifetime (with Suzanne Mattaboni)

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The Legend Of Billie Jean - Invincible, Swimmin’ Holes & an Abandoned Mini Golf Course

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Singles - Debbie Country, Garage Door Openers & a Prophylactic-Forward Decade

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Trading Places - Croissants, Crepes Suzette & a Whole Side Of Salmon

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Freeway - BJ Pricing, Bathroom Guns & a Racism Test

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Mermaids - Icons, Fallen Nuns & a Perfect American Accent

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Jawbreaker - Cunny Tongue, Big Sticks & an Audio Greeting Card

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Lean On Me - High School Songs, High School Mascots & a Glorious Leader

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Can’t Buy Me Love - Rico Suave, Paula Abdul Songs & a Vat Of Arizona Chunky Wine

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Election - Juicy Fruit, Awkward Sex & an Errant Container Of Shrimp Lo Mein

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Little Shop of Horrors - Peplums, Racquetballs & a Surprise Total Eclipse Of The Sun

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Fame - The Body Electric, Faux-to Ricans & a Hot Lunch

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Aladdin - Loyal Tigers, Kleptomaniac Monkeys & a Parrot From Queens

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Grease 2 - Son of Grease, Mechanophilia & a Pillow-Lipped Adonis

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The Sandlot - Indoor Kids, The Peffercorn Incident & a Never-Ending Baseball Game

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Varsity Blues - The Physics of Whipped Cream, Foreshadowing & a Pig Named Bacon

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Jerry Maguire - Wedding Videos, The Hunt for Hunt & a Job In San Diego

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Bull Durham - Quickies, Inner Monologues & a Pitch for The Autumn Olympics

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Mommie Dearest - Handling The Socks, Celebrity Assistants & a Totally Normal 5th Birthday Party

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The X-Files - Coffin Flops, Hypnotherapy & a Corrupt Medical Examiner

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Caddyshack - Slut Representation, Baby Ruth Bars & a Bowl of Sugared Cheerios

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The Sopranos - Ducks, Gabagools & a Chode Named Nils

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E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial - Long Distance Parenting, Personal Cornfields & a Scrotum That Walks

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Happy Holidays!

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A Christmas Story - Christmas Caroling, Fuuuudge & a Gay Cowboy Outfit

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Go - Scott Baby Bonobo, Buffet Shrimp & a Telepathic Cat

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Mixed Nuts - Fruitcake, Wall Artists & a Brown-Haired Steve Martin

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Adventures In Babysitting - Land Yachts, Sesame Plexor & a Key Party At The Parkers

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Home For the Holidays - Peak McDermott, Sneezing & an Oversized Magenta Coat

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Single White Female - Bloody Dresses, Athletic Masturbation & a Smorgasbord of Idiocies

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When Harry Met Sally… - Ordering Technique, Fake Orgasms & a Wagon Wheel Coffee Table

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The Big Lebowski - White Russians, Coke Nails & a Check for 69 Cents

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Transylvania 6-5000 - Crotch Grabs, Socialized Medicine & a Hard Boiled Egg Guillotine

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Bram Stoker’s Dracula - Boring Voice Overs, Blood Cannons & a Whore of Darkness

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The Silence of the Lambs - Prop Semen, Second Dinners & a Lady Dress

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Beetlejuice - Handbooks, Shrimp Cocktail & a Pervier Humperdinck

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The Goonies - Rich Stuff, Screaming & an Unnecessary Case of Asthma

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Mrs. Doubtfire - Cake Icing, Chest Hair & a Very Sweaty Bodysuit

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Footloose - Woody, Tractor Chicken & a Good Old Fashioned Book Burnin’

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Big Business - Yodeling, Push Presents & a Professional Cow

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The Mummy - MacGuffins, Random Cats & the Smurfette of 1929

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BONUS EPISODE - with the Lost Spaces Podcast

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Ace Ventura - Beepers, Porking & a Malicious Imp

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Jurassic Park - Laura Dern: Tomb Raider, Low Rent Indiana Jones & a Swashbuckling Mathematician

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16 Candles - Tire Irons, Nut Huggers & an Unfamiliar Species of Nerd

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Can’t Stop The Music - PG-Rated Penises, Pastasexuals & a Sexy Game of This Little Piggy

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But I’m A Cheerleader - Alternate Podcast Titles, Van Slander & the Masturbation Rodeo

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To Wong Foo… - Fairy Dust, Time Travel & a $5 Rick James Wig

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The Object of My Affection - Surrogate Orgasms, George Bernard Shaw Scholars & a Warning for Straight Women

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Moonlighting - Super Mario, Henchman Nipples & a Turducken of Nonsense

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Murder By Death - Cordial Invitations, Pornographic Bibles & a Black Mesh Onesie

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The Talented Mr. Ripley - Snooty Accents, Bathtub Chess & an Avatar of Dionysus

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The Hand That Rocks The Cradle - Wind Chimes, Floor Ice & a Fifth-Billed Julianne Moore

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Murder, She Wrote - The Mushrooms, Miss Emma & a Harbinger of Death

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Grease - Rydell High Men’s Gymnastics, Saran Wrap & an Unacceptable Caricature

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The Fifth Element - Miss Piggy, Liza Minnelli & a Sentient Ball of Evil Fire

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Fast Times At Ridgemont High - Knockwurst, Weird Cameos & a Field Trip to the Morgue

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Legally Blonde - Dog Humor, Punchable Faces & a Snake Oil Saleswoman

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True Lies - Sleazebags, Tangos & a Horse In an Elevator

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Short Circuit - Marital Aids, Unisex Mullets & an Ick Cake

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Ferris Bueller’s Day Off - Chaos Demons, Secret Ninjas & a Good, Logical Educator

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Untamed Heart - Nice Nuns, Rocket Ship Bedsheets & a Surprise Christmas Tree

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Who’s That Girl? - Hunks, The Golden Arches & a Patagonian Felis

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Priscilla, Queen of the Desert - Meaty Tucks, Cake Pillows & a Flip-Flop Dress

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Labyrinth - Oubliettes, Sex Positive Lobsters & a Strong Horse Girl Energy

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Demolition Man - Questionable Spanish, ThermoChecks & a Finite Amount of Bullets

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Don’t Tell Mom The Babysitter’s Dead - Grunion, Petty Cash & a 48 Hour Orgasm

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9 to 5 - Lily Tomlin, Jane Fonda & an Angel Named Dolly Parton

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The West Wing - $5 Pornography, Post-Coital Weed & a Pager Mix Up

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Serial Mom - Pussy Willows, PTA Meetings & a Bathroom Shish Kabob

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Soapdish - Cold Compresses, Joy Vampires & a Play/Steakhouse

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Happy New Year! - Hepburn, Bracco & a New Year’s Eve Meditation

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Babes In Toyland - Fellating Cincinnati, Distilled Evil & a Two and a Half Hour Director’s Cut

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Happy Holidays! - Episode Titles, Trivia Quizzes & a Sad Trombone

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Batman Returns - Dirty Limericks, Unforgiving Codpieces & an Army of Radicalized Penguins

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Lethal Weapon - Egg Nog, Sax Riffs & an Impromptu Mud Brawl

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Never Been Kissed - 21 Jump Streeting, Personal Hygiene & a Penis Named Rufus

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Center Stage - Neck Kisses, Onstage Motorcycles & an Evil Genius

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The Secret Of My Success - Montages, Corporate Speak & a Very Randy Auntie Vera

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Face/Off - Tongue Sucking, Guantanatraz & a Couple of Weird Sibling Relationships

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The Orange Years (w/ Scott Barber) - Pink Denim, Two Iagos & a Dylan McKay Rip Off

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10 Things I Hate About You - Selena Montgomery, School Assigned Buddies & a Date For Thai Food

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Speed - Confusing Ransom Demands, Elevator Bullies & a 50-Foot Chasm

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Hocus Pocus - Animatronic Black Cats, Satan’s Super Bowl Parties & an Extremely Large Kiln

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The Monster Squad - Dynamite, Magic Pizza Slices & a Transylvanian Rose Nylund

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The Witches - Bogvumpers, Sensible Spinsters & a Prescription for a Summer By the Sea

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Elvira, Mistress of the Dark - Johnny Flamingo, Edible Underwear & a Morality Club Picnic/Orgy

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The Mask - Driftwood, Surprising Subversions & a Charity Ball for War Orphans

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The Karate Kid - Creepy Group Costumes, Inert Gases & a Manic Pixie Dream Dad

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Muriel’s Wedding - Australian Accents, Accidental Shoplifting & a Very Long-Lasting Lipstick

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Peggy Sue Got Married - Wizards, Rat Puke & a Terminal Case of Movie-Induced Impotence

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Fatal Attraction - Vats of Acid, Ellen Foley & a House That Guilt Bought

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St. Elmo’s Fire - Saxophone Solos, Haunted Vaginas & a Homoerotic Nike Mural

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Switch (w/ Breeda Wool) - Barbershop Porn, Indoor Hot Tubs & a Punch In The Pants

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Practical Magic - Stirring Spells, Porch Tequila & a Very Brief Resurrection

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Trick - Satyricon, Actors With A Capital “A” & a Jack Russell On The Fire Escape

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Girls Just Want To Have Fun - Tumbling Runs, Revenge Plots & a Nun On A Pommel Horse

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Mannequin - Department Store Windows, Olestra & a Memo from HR

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Clue - The Buddy System, Socialists & a Phone Call from J. Edgar Hoover

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Teen Witch - Murder Shacks, The Chandler Bing Trio & a Bottle of Squirt

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Austin Powers - Brownface, Swedish Penis Enlargers & an Italian Confidential Secretary

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Beaches - French Patent Thieves, Downtown Theatre & a Handwalking Queer

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The Birdcage - Hardbodies, Guatamalaness & a Lucky Pierre China Set

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Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Bisected Hot Dogs, Evita Cosplay & a Yellow Leather Jacket

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Encino Man - Foofaraw, Gazongas & a Very Large Sheet Cake

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Troop Beverly Hills - Evian Water, Cookie Time & A Goddess/Icon

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Grosse Pointe Blank - Couch Insurance, Soup Base & a Red Brick Hogwarts

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The First Wives Club - Bvlgari Pearls, Transient Alcoholism & a Classic Six on the Upper West Side

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Starship Troopers - Bug Goo, Inappropriate Promotions & a Beautiful Dumb-Dumb

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Empire Records - Teenage Girls, Listening Booths & a Very Brief Speed Addiction

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Bringing Down the House - Dame Joan Plowright, LA Driving Tests & a Scrotal Crushing

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Indecent Proposal - Hippos, Projectiles & a $10,000 Poker Chip

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Sex & the City - Skippy, Basketball Scenes & an Electric Toothbrush

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The Cutting Edge - Toe Picks, Lederhosen & an Amazing Sit Spin

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A League Of Their Own - Unnecessary Playoffs, Red Hats & a Less Creepy Pepe Le Pew

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Hackers - Rollerblades, The DaVinci Virus & a Sparkly Pink Kitten Shirt

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She’s All That - Dance Breaks, Freestyle Raps & a Performance Art Piece with a Hacky Sack

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Top Gun - Over-Douching, Gut-Sucking & a Five Dollar Plaque

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Spaceballs - Bumper Stickers, Plan P & a Parody of The River Kwai March

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Moonstruck - Manicotti, Professors & a Top Five Movie Makeover

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Double Jeopardy - Stockpiled Blood Bags, Taupe & A Chase Scene Through the Dunes

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A Goofy Movie - Wet Dreams, Dead Possums & a Sasquatch

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My So-Called Life - Flannel, Two Random Scumbags & a Great Leaner

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Dawson’s Creek - Size Queens, Common Household Chores & a Suspected Serial Killer

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Felicity - Yearbook Messages, College Advisors & a Geek That Looks Like Scott Foley

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Party Of Five - Moody Dogs, Monster Nannies & a Junior High Production of The Crucible

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Die Hard - Lenient Drug Policies, Ugly Thor & a Christmas Eve Bacchanal

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Home Alone - Phone Logic, Basement Mannequins & 11 Trips to the Hospital

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Sleepless In Seattle - Lettuce and Tomato Sandwiches, Beige & a NYC Valentine’s Day

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Point Break- Surfer Names, Shoddy Police Work & a Hollow “NOOOOO!”

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Indiana Jones & The Temple of Doom - First Crushes, Missing Children & a Discussion On How the Sausage Is Made

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Drop Dead Gorgeous - Minnesota Accents, Erotica Writers & a Funny Mushroom Cloud

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The Princess Bride - Medieval Crimping Irons, TyrDink & a Torture Device In Beta Testing

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Waiting To Exhale - Ostrich Festivals, Saxophone Solos & a Blind Date on New Year’s Eve

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Teen Wolf - Vice Principals, Teenage Bacchanals & a Thriller Conga Line

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The Addams Family - Finger Traps, Splash Zones & a Homemade Electric Chair

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Gremlins - Dragon Breath, Microwave Explosions & a Miniature Chainsaw

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The Craft - Paranormal Porn, Abandoned Couches & a Chalice of Hepatitis Sangria

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Shakespeare In Love - Bubbies, Unexpected Affleck & an Elizabethan Twelve

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Weekend At Bernie's - BoyKnee, Corpse Work & a Kick to the ‘Nads

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Cruel Intentions - Journals, Contraceptive Pants & a Little Red Riding Hoodie

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Back To The Future - Plutonium, Peeping Toms & an Oedipal Nightmare

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Straight Up - Getting Punched By a Dream Wolf

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Saved By the Bell - Locker Room Harmonies

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Aerosmith - The Aliciad

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90210 - Magical Spanish, Insurance Fraud & a Banana Daiquiri

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Ghost - Jukeboxes, Shirtless Men & a Psychic Cat

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Interview with the Vampire - Poodles, Flaming Mansions & a Black Hole of Nothingness

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Terminator 2 - Austrian Accents, Robot Genitalia & a Thumbs Up

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Four Weddings and a Funeral - Receiving Lines, Fabulous Waistcoats & a Wedding Dress Fitting

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The Lion King - Feudal Systems, Guncles & a Distracting Drag Brunch

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Tootsie - Beefsteak Tomatoes, Broadway Auditions & a Fictitious Soap Opera

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Clueless - Technical Virgins, Background Nose Jobs & a Practice Jeep

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Death Becomes Her - Mirrors, Frosting & a Trio of Floating Nuns

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Coming to America - Quarterstaves, Rose Petals & a Normal American Student

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Wayne's World - Commercialization, Cavity Searches & an Alice Cooper Concert

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Romeo + Juliet - Explosions, Casual Dueling & a Priest with a Full Back Tattoo

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Steel Magnolias - Nancy Beth, Marshall & an Armadillo Groom's Cake

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Weird Science - Ballistic Missiles, Pink Cadillacs & a Mutant Biker Gang

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Friends (Season 1)- Sweet'n Low, Gay Panic & a Ridiculously Expensive Crystal Duck

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The Bodyguard - Contract Killers, Real Estate Porn & a Blood Spattered Oscar Envelope

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Risky Business - Dream Sequences, Young Republicans & a Steuben Glass Egg

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Working Girl - Hairspray, Eyeshadow & a $6000 Dress

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The Lost Boys - Linen Dusters, Sexy Sax Men & a Bedazzled Bottle of Wine

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Pulp Fiction - Pop Tarts, Gold Watches & a Five Dollar Milkshake

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Pretty Woman - Culottes, Mid-Week Polo Matches & the Love Story of Jessica and Alfonso

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Heathers - Sword Fights, Croquet & a Postcard of Joan Crawford

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Madonna - Fan Flips, Cone Bras & the Greatest Stalker Anthem of All Time

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Big - Superhero Children, Giant Toy Pianos & a Glorious Soho Loft

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American Beauty - Blinking, Boob Jobs & a $2000 Bag of Weed

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The Breakfast Club - Changing Hairstyles, Ginormous Libraries & a Pretentious David Bowie Quote

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The Little Mermaid - Sharks, Norwegian Style Immigration & a Hot, Dumb Prince

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American Pie - Transitional Art Pieces, Czechoslovakia & Rough Puff Pastry

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Dirty Dancing - Cardiologists, Training Montages & a Brief Moment of Side Butt Nudity

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Reality Bites - Garbage People, Cigarettes & a Celebration Inside an AIDS Clinic

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Overboard - Tofutti Klein, Gaddafi Chic & A Barrel of Stagnant Rainwater

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In & Out - Andrew Christian, Gay Spartacus & a Stevie Nicks Spin

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As Good As It Gets - Brandon Tartikoff, Randall Batinkoff & a Charlie Horse to the Soul

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Splash - Mermaids, Mythology & a 12" Penis

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Banishing Shade, "West Africa," & All the Hair in England

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Goddesses, Children & a Journey to the Past

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