All episodes

Showgirls, Part One - Secret Lesbians, Lip Gloss & a Tsunami Of Ketchup

Love Actually - Christmas Pop Songs, Weekday Weddings & an Avalanche Of Characters

Happy Holidays - International Reviews, Holiday Movie Pitches & a Moment Of Sincerity

The Ref - Dive Bars, Sex Sand & a Nautical Getaway

The Long Kiss Goodnight - Alliterative Aliases, Christmas Parades & a Chipper Amnesiac

National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation - Ice Javelins, Cereal Varnish & a Tree In Your Nook

Rebel Without A Cause - Constellations, Chickens & a Man In An Apron

Guess Who’s Coming To Dinner - Snapple Facts, Last Minute RSVPS & a Queso Fundido Emergency

Midnight Cowboy - Tutti Fruttis, Kazoo Play & a Caponata On Toast

Breakfast At Tiffany’s - Death Announcements, Rusty Trawlers & a Nice Slab of Grade-A American Beef

Scream - Squelching, Useless Curfews & a Le Creuset Armory

The ‘Burbs - Witchcraft Checks, Rolling Explosions & a Toy Poodle Named Queenie

The Secret Of NIMH - Plowing, Cat Slander & a Magical Rat Elder

Misery - Highpoint Coffee, Competent Police Work & a COCK-A-DOODY CAR

Ghostbusters - Dieting Tips, Free-Floating Weirdness & a Villainous EPA

Wall Street - Steak Tartare, Apex Predators & a Pit Of Moral Decrepitude

You’ve Got Mail - Perfect Comebacks, Insane Food Choices & a Dog Named Brinkley

Maid To Order - Dumpster Booties, Cute Racists & a Bottle of Beaujolais Nouveau

Office Space - Flair, Celebrity Name Twins & a Case Of The Mondays

Wild Things - Swamp Noir, School Fundraisers & a Waterproof Zack Morris Phone

Law Of Desire - Attractive People, Brown Derbies & an Exploding Typewriter

Dressed To Kill - Straight Razors, Sexy Showers & a Ten Minute Wordless Montage

9 ½ Weeks - Real Estate Porn, Red Flags & a Clinically Stupid Person

Basic Instinct - Ice Picks, Power Moves & a Bart Simpson Keychain

Road House - Warrior Poets, Cashed Stupidity Checks & a Masculinity Self-Own

The Mask Of Zorro - Revenge, Spanish Accents & a Horse Named Erika

Big Trouble In Little China - Puppets, Elemental Masters & a Fetching Cobalt Robe

Independence Day - Crop Dusting, Evil Squidward & a Pointless Alien Abduction Story

ANNOUNCEMENT: Swag, International Reviews & a TeePublic Shop

Maurice - Wah-JEE-nahs, Strokeable Hair & an Epidemic Of Terrible Mustaches

Chasing Amy - Fence Posts, Buy-Sexuals & a Fold-In Technique Situation

The Broken Hearts Club - Saplings, Gay Numbers & a Crunchy NSYNC Gel Thing

Bound - Character Names, Thin Walls & an Ominous Zoom In On A Redial Button

BONUS - Once In a Lifetime (with Suzanne Mattaboni)

The Legend Of Billie Jean - Invincible, Swimmin’ Holes & an Abandoned Mini Golf Course

Singles - Debbie Country, Garage Door Openers & a Prophylactic-Forward Decade

Trading Places - Croissants, Crepes Suzette & a Whole Side Of Salmon

Freeway - BJ Pricing, Bathroom Guns & a Racism Test

Mermaids - Icons, Fallen Nuns & a Perfect American Accent

Jawbreaker - Cunny Tongue, Big Sticks & an Audio Greeting Card

Lean On Me - High School Songs, High School Mascots & a Glorious Leader

Can’t Buy Me Love - Rico Suave, Paula Abdul Songs & a Vat Of Arizona Chunky Wine

Election - Juicy Fruit, Awkward Sex & an Errant Container Of Shrimp Lo Mein

Little Shop of Horrors - Peplums, Racquetballs & a Surprise Total Eclipse Of The Sun

Fame - The Body Electric, Faux-to Ricans & a Hot Lunch

Aladdin - Loyal Tigers, Kleptomaniac Monkeys & a Parrot From Queens

Grease 2 - Son of Grease, Mechanophilia & a Pillow-Lipped Adonis

The Sandlot - Indoor Kids, The Peffercorn Incident & a Never-Ending Baseball Game

Varsity Blues - The Physics of Whipped Cream, Foreshadowing & a Pig Named Bacon

Jerry Maguire - Wedding Videos, The Hunt for Hunt & a Job In San Diego

Bull Durham - Quickies, Inner Monologues & a Pitch for The Autumn Olympics

Mommie Dearest - Handling The Socks, Celebrity Assistants & a Totally Normal 5th Birthday Party

The X-Files - Coffin Flops, Hypnotherapy & a Corrupt Medical Examiner

Caddyshack - Slut Representation, Baby Ruth Bars & a Bowl of Sugared Cheerios

The Sopranos - Ducks, Gabagools & a Chode Named Nils

E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial - Long Distance Parenting, Personal Cornfields & a Scrotum That Walks

Happy Holidays!

A Christmas Story - Christmas Caroling, Fuuuudge & a Gay Cowboy Outfit

Go - Scott Baby Bonobo, Buffet Shrimp & a Telepathic Cat

Mixed Nuts - Fruitcake, Wall Artists & a Brown-Haired Steve Martin

Adventures In Babysitting - Land Yachts, Sesame Plexor & a Key Party At The Parkers

Home For the Holidays - Peak McDermott, Sneezing & an Oversized Magenta Coat

Single White Female - Bloody Dresses, Athletic Masturbation & a Smorgasbord of Idiocies

When Harry Met Sally… - Ordering Technique, Fake Orgasms & a Wagon Wheel Coffee Table

The Big Lebowski - White Russians, Coke Nails & a Check for 69 Cents

Transylvania 6-5000 - Crotch Grabs, Socialized Medicine & a Hard Boiled Egg Guillotine

Bram Stoker’s Dracula - Boring Voice Overs, Blood Cannons & a Whore of Darkness

The Silence of the Lambs - Prop Semen, Second Dinners & a Lady Dress

Beetlejuice - Handbooks, Shrimp Cocktail & a Pervier Humperdinck

The Goonies - Rich Stuff, Screaming & an Unnecessary Case of Asthma

Mrs. Doubtfire - Cake Icing, Chest Hair & a Very Sweaty Bodysuit

Footloose - Woody, Tractor Chicken & a Good Old Fashioned Book Burnin’

Big Business - Yodeling, Push Presents & a Professional Cow

The Mummy - MacGuffins, Random Cats & the Smurfette of 1929

BONUS EPISODE - with the Lost Spaces Podcast

Ace Ventura - Beepers, Porking & a Malicious Imp

Jurassic Park - Laura Dern: Tomb Raider, Low Rent Indiana Jones & a Swashbuckling Mathematician

16 Candles - Tire Irons, Nut Huggers & an Unfamiliar Species of Nerd

Can’t Stop The Music - PG-Rated Penises, Pastasexuals & a Sexy Game of This Little Piggy

But I’m A Cheerleader - Alternate Podcast Titles, Van Slander & the Masturbation Rodeo

To Wong Foo… - Fairy Dust, Time Travel & a $5 Rick James Wig

The Object of My Affection - Surrogate Orgasms, George Bernard Shaw Scholars & a Warning for Straight Women

Moonlighting - Super Mario, Henchman Nipples & a Turducken of Nonsense

Murder By Death - Cordial Invitations, Pornographic Bibles & a Black Mesh Onesie

The Talented Mr. Ripley - Snooty Accents, Bathtub Chess & an Avatar of Dionysus

The Hand That Rocks The Cradle - Wind Chimes, Floor Ice & a Fifth-Billed Julianne Moore

Murder, She Wrote - The Mushrooms, Miss Emma & a Harbinger of Death

Grease - Rydell High Men’s Gymnastics, Saran Wrap & an Unacceptable Caricature

The Fifth Element - Miss Piggy, Liza Minnelli & a Sentient Ball of Evil Fire

Fast Times At Ridgemont High - Knockwurst, Weird Cameos & a Field Trip to the Morgue

Legally Blonde - Dog Humor, Punchable Faces & a Snake Oil Saleswoman

True Lies - Sleazebags, Tangos & a Horse In an Elevator

Short Circuit - Marital Aids, Unisex Mullets & an Ick Cake

Ferris Bueller’s Day Off - Chaos Demons, Secret Ninjas & a Good, Logical Educator

Untamed Heart - Nice Nuns, Rocket Ship Bedsheets & a Surprise Christmas Tree

Who’s That Girl? - Hunks, The Golden Arches & a Patagonian Felis

Priscilla, Queen of the Desert - Meaty Tucks, Cake Pillows & a Flip-Flop Dress

Labyrinth - Oubliettes, Sex Positive Lobsters & a Strong Horse Girl Energy

Demolition Man - Questionable Spanish, ThermoChecks & a Finite Amount of Bullets

Don’t Tell Mom The Babysitter’s Dead - Grunion, Petty Cash & a 48 Hour Orgasm