All Episodes

The Great Retention (04/19/26)

Closing Time (04/07/26)

Fanboy Carp Eats a Hat (04/01/26)

Final Four! (03/29/26)

Houston, We Are a Problem (03/27/26)

Sweet Carolina (03/22/26)

Mirk Nowitzki (03/20/26)

Sweet 16 or Bust (03/16/26)

Illinois vs. Wisconsin Postgame (03/13/26)

The Postseason Cometh (03/09/26)

Duck and Covered (03/04/26)

The Champs Were Here (02/28/26)

Top Ten Showdown (02/25/26)

Illinois vs. UCLA Postgame Reaction (02/21/26)

This Battle Station is Fully Operational (02/19/26)

Illinois vs. Indiana LIVE 2nd Half Reaction (02/15/26)

Bruised & Badgered (02/11/26)

The Streak Izzover (02/08/26)

Krushing It (02/05/26)

Husker Woo! (02/01/26)

Oh Henry! (02/01/26)

Illinois vs. Washington LIVE 2nd Half Reaction (01/29/26)

Keaton F'ing Wagler (01/24/26)

Illinois vs. Maryland LIVE 2nd Half Reaction (01/21/26)

Just Keep Winning (01/18/26)

Illinois at Northwestern LIVE 2nd Half Reactionn (01/14/26)

Illinois at Iowa LIVE 2nd Half Reaction (01/11/26)

Illinois vs. Rutgers LIVE 2nd Half Reaction (01/08/26)

Illinois at Penn State LIVE 2nd Half Reaction (01/03/25)

Music City Magic (12/31/25)

The Legend of Luke Altmyer (12/18/25)

Winter Blunderland (12/14/25)

#13 Illinois vs. Ohio State LIVE 2nd Half Reaction (12/09/25)

Music City Mayhem! (12/07/25)

Signed, Sealed, Delivered (12/03/25)

There's Snow Place Like Home (11/30/25)

Illinois vs. UConn LIVE 2nd Half Reaction (11/28/25)

Smackdown in Madtown (11/23/25)

Illinois vs. Alabama LIVE 2nd Half Reaction (11/19/25)

This Calls for a Shellebration (11/16/25)

Illinois vs. Texas Tech LIVE 2nd Half Reaction (11/11/25)

Illinois vs. Florida Gulf Coast LIVE 2nd Half Reaction (11/07/25)

Dominant Debut (11/04/25)

Routgers (11/02/25)

Scarlet Fright? (10/29/25)

Defenseless in Seattle (10/25/25)

North by Pacific Northwest (10/22/25)

It's . . . Basketball Season?! (10/19/25)

Number One Bumma (10/12/25)

Let's Get Nuts! (10/08/25)

Luke Nuked'em (10/05/25)

Cannon Fodder (10/01/25)

Redemption Day (09/28/25)

Sense of UrgenSC (09/24/25)

Doom & Gloomington (09/21/25)

Throwdown in B-Town (09/17/25)

Kalama-phew! (09/14/25)

This is Nine (09/10/25)

Duke Nuked'em (09/06/25)

Tobacco Road Warriors (09/03/25)

All Right on the Western Front (08/30/25)

Tay & Carp Rides Again! (08/25/25)

Feel the Wern (08/23/25)

Vallese the Kraken (08/18/25)

Return of the 'saac (08/11/25)

Bret Hot American Summer (08/04/25)

Scratch That 'ic (04/28/25)

BasketBalkans (04/09/25)

The Portal Taketh (03/31/25)

Illinois vs. Arizona: 20 Years Later (03/26/25)

Reflections on 2024-25 Illini Basketball (03/25/25)

Not With a Bang, But a Whimper (03/23/25)

Will-Waukee (03/21/25)

Luck 'o the Illini (03/17/25)

It's March! (03/10/25)

Boiler Down! (03/07/25)

Crossover Pod w/ The Board Room (03/04/25)

A-Maize-ing (03/02/25)

Ticket Punched (02/26/25)

Rock Bottom (02/23/25)

Kohl'd as Ice (02/18/25)

Banner Night Blunder(wood) (02/16/25)

Something's Bruin (02/12/25)

A Time to Will (02/08/25)

Absolutely Exhausting (02/05/25)

Bucked the Trend (02/02/25)

What Are We Even Doing Here? (01/30/25)

A Tale of Two Teams (01/26/25)

KJ Was Whistled for Yet Another Foul as I Recorded This (01/20/25)

Candy Cane Striped Pants Are Stupid (01/14/25)

Bad Underwood 2: Electric Boogaloo (01/11/25)

Nittany Lion Taming (01/09/25)

Citrus Bowl Reflections (01/07/25)

Defeat-less in Seattle (01/05/25)

Duck Season (01/03/25)

Citrus Bowl Champs! (12/31/24)

Live from Orlando with Harry Black (12/30/24)

A Very Kasparas Kristmas (12/23/24)

Cool Hand Luke (12/18/24)

Pain & Gainey (12/15/24)

KJ + Tre > Tonje (12/10/24)

Stop. Losing. To. Northwestern. (12/06/24)

Reflections on the 2024 Illini Football Season (12/03/24)

Nine (W)innings (11/30/24)

Hog Heaven (11/28/24)

The Miracle in Piscataway (11/24/24)

Tide Rolled (11/20/24)

We're Back, Baby! (11/17/24)

Bye Week Babble (11/07/24)

Oh, Oh, Oh, Will Riley! (11/05/24)

Au Revoir, Gopher (10/29/24)

Duck Hunt (10/23/24)

The Game of the Century (10/20/24)

Ann Arbor is a What Now? (10/14/24)

Boiler Ugh! (10/08/24)

Book Release Event w/ Lon Tay . . . and Dee Brown! (10/03/24)

Not-So-Happy Valley (09/28/24)

Fantastic Four . . . and Oh (09/23/24)

Every Lunney Wants to Rhule the World (09/20/24)

Halfway to a Bowl With Three Quarters to Go (09/17/24)

It's (Already?) Homecoming Week! (09/10/24)

A Memorable Night at Memorial Stadium (09/08/24)

The Biggest Game of the Bielema Era (09/03/24)

Charleston Chewed (08/30/24)

It's Game Week! (08/26/24)

Vallese the Kraken (08/22/24)

'saac Attack (08/14/24)

2024 Illini Football Expectations (08/07/24)

I Wrote a Book! (08/01/24)

Terrence Shannon Jr. Found Not Guilty (06/14/24)

Supercalifragilistic Kasparas Jakucionis (05/29/24)

Euro Trip (05/06/24)

Dr. Underwood (Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Transfer Portal) (04/18/24)

Portal Kombat (04/10/24)

What a Season! (04/03/24)

From Sweet to Elite (03/29/24)

How Sweet It Is! (03/25/24)

Duquesne't Touch This (03/23/24)

Domask It Feels Goode to be a Dainja (03/21/24)

Let the Madness Begin! (03/19/24)

Selection Sunday Special (03/17/24)

Raise That Banner! (03/17/24)

Terrence Takeover (03/16/24)

Dainja-rously Close (03/15/24)

Let's Hang a Banner (03/13/24)

Frantastic! (03/10/24)

Tip Your Cap (03/06/24)

Kohl'd Blooded (03/03/24)

Embrace the Weirdness (02/29/24)

Hawkins Handles Hawkeyes (02/25/24)

Bad Underwood (02/21/24)

Wolverine Wafflestomp (02/13/24)

State of the Program (02/07/24)

Husker Phew! (02/04/24)

How Terrence Got His Groove Back (01/30/24)

A Win is a Win . . . diana (01/27/24)

Welsh Cryin' (01/24/24)

Three Dog Knight (01/22/24)

Terrence Shannon Jr. Returns (01/20/24)

Jawinless (01/18/24)

Turtle Hex (01/15/24)

House Sparty (01/12/24)

TSJ Files Restraining Order Against UIUC (01/08/24)

Close, But No Cigar (01/05/24)

Champaign Toast (01/03/24)

The Terrence Shannon Situation (12/30/23)

Braggadocious! (12/22/23)

Minty Fresh (12/17/23)

Ahead of Schedule (12/12/23)

Rocky Drop (12/09/23)

Domasketball (12/05/23)

Busted Stuff (11/27/23)

Bowl or Bust (11/20/23)

Hangin’ with Harry: Illinois vs. Iowa Preview (11/15/23)

Illinois vs. Marquette Live Reaction (11/14/23)

Toys in the Paddock (11/12/23)

Hangin’ with Harry: Illinois vs. Indiana Preview (11/08/23)

Speechless (11/04/23)

Winny at Minny? (11/02/23)

Illinois vs. Kansas First Half Reaction (10/29/23)

Angry (10/24/23)

Live at Pour Bros: Illinois vs. Wisconsin Preview (10/20/23)

It’s Homecoming Week! (10/18/23)

North and South of Kirby Avenue (10/11/23)

Unmitigated Disaster (10/08/23)

Now or Never (10/05/23)

Same As It Ever Was (10/01/23)

Hangin’ with Harry: Illinois vs. Purdue Preview (09/27/23)

F. Eh. U. (09/24/23)

Hangin’ with Harry: Illinois vs. FAU Preview (09/20/23)

Nittany Cryin’ (09/17/23)

Recalibrating Expectations (09/12/23)

An Old Fashioned Kansaskicking (09/09/23)

Hangin’ with Harry: Illinois vs. Kansas Preview (09/05/23)

Fourth and Fortunate (09/03/23)

Live from Pour Bros. Craft Taproom (09/01/23)

It’s Game Week! (08/28/23)

Mr. Black is Back (08/23/23)

Back Together with Trevor (08/20/23)

Causes for Concern, Reasons for Optimism (08/14/23)

Comeback of the ’saac (08/10/23)

Return of the Wern (08/07/23)

The Barry Lunney Interview (08/02/23)

And Then There Were Sixteen (06/08/23)

Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad (06/01/23)

Friday Night Lights (04/19/23)

Thursday Mailbag (04/06/23)

’Epping Stone (03/28/23)

Turn the Page (03/22/23)

Post Mortem (03/18/23)

Razor Burned (03/16/23)

Selection Sunday Spectacular! (03/12/23)

Third Time’s a Charm? (03/06/23)

Muck Fichigan (03/02/23)

Rinse and Repeat (02/27/23)

What the Hell was That?! (02/23/23)

The Home Stretch (02/21/23)

Gloomington (02/18/23)

It Is What It Is (02/15/23)

Born to (go on a 19-0) Run (02/11/23)

State of the Union (02/07/23)

Iow-ugh (02/04/23)

Better Late Than Never (01/31/23)

Wiscon-six (01/28/23)

Scarlet and Yay! (01/24/23)

Crimson and Creamed (01/19/23)

Golden WHOA-phers (01/16/23)

Yeah, We’re Back (01/13/23)

We’re Back? (01/10/23)

Breaking Badger (01/07/23)

Crappy New Year! (01/05/23)

CU in Tampa! (12/30/22)

It’s Broken (12/22/22)

Oh Henry! (12/18/22)

A Flat(ulent) Peformance (12/11/22)

Life is Good (12/08/22)

Hooked ’Em (12/06/22)

Terp Derp (12/02/22)

Orange Krushed (11/29/22)

Eight is Enough (11/27/22)

Silver Linings (11/21/22)

The Great Pivot (11/16/22)

Trainwreck (11/13/22)

Just Due It (11/10/22)

Shiny New Toys (11/07/22)

Dadgummit (11/06/22)

Home Sweet Home (11/02/22)

The New Normal (10/30/22)

The Final Five (10/26/22)

Bye Week Brunch Club (10/23/22)

Tuesdays with Trevor (10/18/22)

Golden Glow (10/16/22)

Break the Oar (10/13/22)

It’s Homecoming Week (10/11/22)

Turning Point (10/09/22)

Wednesdays with Werner (10/05/22)

The Best in the West? (10/03/22)

Badger Beatdown (10/01/22)

Get Bucky (09/27/22)

Thursday Night Lights (09/22/22)

Moc Party (09/19/22)

A Beautiful Mess (09/11/22)

Virginia in the ’Paign (09/06/22)

Tomfoolery (09/02/22)

Indiana Jonesin’ (08/31/22)

Bohl Bowl (08/28/22)

It’s Game Week! (08/23/22)

Secrets of a Successful Season (08/18/22)

Don’t Stop Bielemin’ (08/15/22)

Mayer of Campustown (05/28/22)

The Portal Giveth (05/01/22)

Kofi Proburn (04/20/22)

Skyy’s the Commit (04/07/22)

The Offseason Cometh (03/29/22)

Gratitude (03/22/22)

Round of 32 Preview (03/19/22)

Coleman Blockins (03/18/22)

It’s Time (03/17/22)

Selection Show Special (03/13/22)

Poo-sier (03/11/22)

Regular Season Wrap-Up (03/08/22)

Once in a Lifetime (03/06/22)

Acceptance (03/03/22)

Maize and Woo, Part Two (02/27/22)

Boy, This Sucks (02/24/22)

And Then There Were Four . . . (02/21/22)

Grand Theft Izzo (02/19/22)

Pissed That Away (02/16/22)

Super Bleh (02/13/22)

Pur-duped (02/08/22)

Blooming-Ten (02/05/22)

Snowfi Snowburn (02/02/22)

There’s Snow Place Like Home (01/31/22)

Dunkin’ Damonte (01/29/22)

One Hell of a Win (01/25/22)

What the Hell was That? (01/21/22)

Reasons to be Cheerful (01/19/22)

Trent Freakin’ Frazier (01/14/22)

Omar Comin’ (01/11/22)

5th Anniversary Spectacular! (01/09/22)

Kofi Freakin’ Cockburn (01/06/22)

Winnesota (01/04/22)

And We’re Back! (01/03/21)

Tiger Kings (12/22/21)

Fourth Time‘s a Charm (12/20/21)

First Class (12/15/21)

Missed Opportunities (12/12/21)

The Twilight ‘Zona (12/09/21)

Liquid Plummer (12/06/21)

Rout-gers (12-03-21)

I‘m a Bielema (12/01/21)

Irish Kofi (11/29/21)

Kitty Litter (11/22/21)

Tying Up Loose Ends (11/18/21)

Shaka Dumb (11/15/21)

Arkansassy (11/13/21)

The B-Team (11/10/21)

The Greatest Row on Turf (11/07/21)

Triple Secret Probation (11/01/21)

The Return of Illinutgers (10/27/21)

It Was a Good Day (10/25/21)

Extremely Happy Valley (10/23/21)

Much Ado About Nothing (10/20/21)

It‘s Basketball Season! (10/18//21)

Just Plain Bad . . . ger (10/11/21)

Revenge of the Berts (10/06/21)

Bring On Bucky (10/03/21)

Bielem-ugh (09/25/21)

Terp Derp (09/20/21)

‘27 Year Itch (09/16/21)

Virgini-ugh (09/11/21)

Let‘s Talk Hoops! (09/08/21)

Remember the Ala-D‘oh! (09/05/21)

It‘s a Trap! (09/01/21)

A Star is Corn (08/29/21)

The Final Countdown (08/25/21)

It's Game Week (08/22/21)

He's Baaack! (07/16/21)

Chet Airliner (05/06/21)

Is Orlando Anti-gone? (04/27/21)

Spring Game Musings (04/21/21)

Five for One (04/18/21)

200th Episode Extravaganza!!! (04/13/21)

When It Paynes, It Storrs (04/08/21)

Portal Kombat (04/06/21)

It's Adam Shame (04/01/21)

Reasons to be Cheerful (03/29/21)

From the Ritz to the Rubble (03/24/21)

That's All, Folks (03/21/21)

Dragonslayers (03/19/21)

It's Been a Lon Time (03/17/21)

Victory Monday (03/15/21)

Selection Sunday Special (03/14/21)

The Champs Are Here (03/14/21)

Gold Hawk Down (03/13/21)

Friday Knight Lights (03/12/21)

New Beginnings (03/10/21)

Eight Days a Week (03/07/21)

One-derwood (03-06-21)

A-Maize-ing (03/03/21)

The Greatest Game Ever Played (03/02/21)

Catching Up with Cory (02/28/21)

Stone Kohl'd Closers (02/27/21)

Where We're Going, We Don't Need Nose (02/25/21)

M-S-Ewwww (02/23/21)

Triple Dos (02/20/21)

Barnstormin' (02/18/21)

Déjà Buie (02/16/21)

2 Legit 2 Quit (02/14/21)

The Stupidest Game Ever Played, Part Two (02/12/21)

Good Vibes Only (02/10/21)

A Thing of Beauty (02/06/21)

Keep Your Gard Up (02/04/21)

The Stupidest Game Ever Played (02/02/21)

Turning the Corner (02/01/20)

We're Back (01/29/21)

Fork in the Road (01/28/21)

The Waiting (01/25/21)

A Breath of Fresh Air (01/20/21)

What Now? (01/18/21)

Too Liddell, Too Late (01/16/21)

Ask Carp Anything #2 (01/14/21)

Husker D'oh! (01/12/21)

Terrapain (01/10/21)

Whoa (01/07/21)

McCrazy Hart (01/05/21)

Boiling Point (01/02/21)

Auld Lang Sigh (12/31/20)

Run It Back (12/29/20)

Archie Nemesis (12/27/20)

A Festivus Miracle (12/23/20)

Bret's Big Day (12/21/20)

Caught in a Pikiell (12/20/20)

Daydream Bielema (12/19/20)

Who's Next? (12/17/20)

Burnin' Up (12/15/20)

All Out of Lovie (12/13/20)

Worst Day Ever (12/12/20)

End of the Road (12/12/20)

Basking in the Glow (12/10/20)

The Devils Went Down to Giorgi (12/08/20)

Déjà Vu (12/05/20)

Oy Bay (12/02/20)

Cinco de Ayo (11/30/20)

3-and-Oh, Dear God! (11/27/20)

Welcome Back (11/25/20)

Best Week Ever (11/23/20)

A Good Old Fashioned Nebraskicking (11/21/20)

It's Time (11/19/20)

Husker Dü (11/17/20)

1 Won One (11/14/20)

Goode Times, Bad Times (11/11/20)

Enough Already (11/07/20)

Golden Opportunity (11/04/20)

Pur-BOO! (10/31/20)

For Chryst's Sake (10/28/20)

Where to Go From Here (10/25/20)

Crap Randall (10/23/20)

Friday Night Lights (10/21/20)

Let the Games Begin (10/14/20)

Unchained (10/09/20)

You Down With MTE? (10/06/20)

Sportsapalooza! (09/30/20)

The Kingfisher Cometh (09/24/20)

Dare to Dream: 2020 Edition (09/21/20)

Third Time's a Charm (09/16/20)

Columbus Day (09/10/20)

Economic 'Paign (09/08/20)

Oh, What Could Have Been (09/03/20)

In Solidarity (08/31/20)

More Than Athletes (08/27/20)

Bubblicious (08/24/20)

Signed, Sealed, Delivered (08/19/20)

Who's the Boss? (08/17/20)

Plan B (08/13/20)

Lights Out (08/10/20)

Thursday Night Lights (08/06/20)

They're Baaack! (08/03/20)

Attack of the Coronabros! (07/21/20)

Casey at the Bat (07/17/20)

Ryan Baker (07/14/20)

Feliz Navidaum (07/09/20)

100th Episode Spectacular!!! (07/06/20)

Shannon Ryan (07/02/20)

Herb Lawrence (06/30/20)

An Inconvenient Truth (06/19/20)

Steve Holstein (06/16/20)

Carey Davis (06/11/20)

Marching Illini (06/08/20)

Lovie Speaks (06/05/20)

Antonio Adams (06/03/20)

Living Through History (06/01/20)

Champaign Showers (05/29/20)

Strictly Voluntary (05/26/20)

Breitwieser 2: Electric Boogaloo

The Last Dance, Parts 9 and 10 (05/18/20)

The Last Dance, Parts 7 and 8 (05/11/20)

Lon Tay's Hour of Power (05/07/20)

The Last Dance, Parts 5 and 6 (05/04/20)

Transfer U (05/01/20)

The Last Dance, Parts 3 and 4 (04/27/20)

Miller Time (04/22/20)

The Last Dance, Parts 1 and 2 (04/20/20)

Jeremy Werner (04/16/20)

The Shirtless Chef (04/13/20)

Steve Greenberg (04/08/20)

Return of the 'Saac (04/06/20)

The Earthly Trio Returns (04/03/20)

Cory Bradford (03/31/20)

Remember When: 2005 Edition (03/26/20)

Remember When: 2001 Edition (03/23/20)

Ask Carp Anything (03/17/20)

Uncharted Territory (03/13/20)

A Most Satisfying Year (03/09/20)

Ahhh, Nuts (03/05/20)

Finished Business (03/01/20)

The Alan Griffin Show (02/27/20)

Creamed Corn (02/24/20)

Ayo Dosunmu and the Chamber of Buckets (02/18/20)

No Structural Damage (02/12/20)

Let's Try This Again (02/10/20)

The Eve of the Moment (02/05/20)

Temper Frantrum (02/02/20)

Feliz Navidad (01/30/20)

Maize and Woo! (01/25/20)

Stomped! (01/21/20)

Fly By Knight (01/12/20)

Boiler Breakers (01/06/20)

Fade to Black (12/31/19)

Halfway to Worrytown (12/21/19)

Off the Schneid (12/15/19)

Redbox and Roadblocks (12/09/19)

Land of Stinkin' (12/03/19)

I. D'oh! W. A. (11/25/19)

Bye Week Extravaganza (11/18/19)

Million Dollar Bhebhe (11/11/19)

Everything is Awesome (11/04/19)

Boiler Mak'er (10/28/19)

Celebration Day (10/21/19)

Maized and Confused (10/14/19)