All Episodes

Christmas Lunch

Golden Bachelor

Off The Bone

Free Lunch

You Had Me At Hello

The Dart Cave

Scalpers Paradise

City Girls of Barcelona

High 5 Monster

Creamy Chino Buns

Butter that crumpet

The Bucks Crasher

Raygun 4 Gold (Logie)

Ozempic Olympics

The Girl With The Olympic Rings Tattoo

Do The Can-Can

Robot Love

Spit It To Win It

Sliding Snuggles

Off The Wagon

Leading Down The Straight

Creme Brulee Quicksand

Zingers In Bed, With Madonna

Spoon Groove

Banh Mi Wars

Chocolate Mousse

Mum's Yoghurt

Darryl on a Barrel

Flirtin' & Frothin'

Bookend Burritos

Up and Go

Bachelor's Briefcase

Full Of Cream

At Shlong Last

Hypothetical Hand Holding

Tea in a Didi

Fast Walkers & Discreet Encounters

Tug Of War

The Final Relaunch

Kia Spitage

Tipping Point

The Intern

Fast Twitch Finger

Napoleon Bonerfart

Whopper with Cheese

A Christmas Drink

The Boy And The Bot

Fired Up Flowers

Love Island

Sperm Son

Knicker Rack

5 Letter Steve

Dump & Dunk

Rubbin' Pencils

Team Effort Pod Live Show

Out Of Chicken

Tart Shart

Knees & Elbows

Sittin' Sans Sniffin'

Whiff Riff

Shelving Shells

Pick & Flick

Marriage Matrix

Mister Sister

Crumb Sandwich

50 Thirst Dates

Kooky Cookie

Falafel Party

On The Pipe

Soaked Sock

No Underwear Needed

Golden Gaydream

Uncle Tickle

Swingin' & Sneezin'

Fresh From The Microwave

Bandana Burger

Gnocchi Neck

Drafting Drags

Driveway Dump

Kicking With The Wind

Wind Blowing (with nudity)

Mouthful of Cream

Third Time Clucky

Birthday Boy

Japanese Kiss

Ring Dinger

Mousetrap

Beast Mode (MAFS episode)

That's Not Vodka (with guest, Grant Denyer)

Foot Floss

Swearing Sunglasses

Slip & Slide

Basic Buns

Hawkeye For A Blind Guy

Dim Rim

Pleasure Treasure

Frothing Out The Door

First Come, Best Dressed

Couch Biscuits

Finger Guns & Fart Puns

Lube It Up in L.A (with guest Grant Denyer)

Perks On A Plane

Window Tinting World Championships

Mother and Son

Nudist Bungalow

Gourmet Pies & Nibbles

Caramel Drizzle

Royal Rogering

Breakfast Buffets

First To Forty

Lackerband Land

Nipple Tipple

Spa Rat

Bells on Slippers

Sanitiser Shower

Foot Fetash

Loose Tapas

Coffee & Cuddles

Soaked Up Scones

Uncle Uber

Get That Gravy

Keen For A Steam

Monkeypox Milk

Stool Pool

Fishtank Ballpark

The Return of Goldy Guy

Calippos in Canberra

Barking Cats

Hot Bot

Toot Thrower

Two In The Beak

Corvette Cigarette

Come Fly With Me

Burger Boy

Sandy Shandy

Finger of Froth

Tickle for a Nickel

Sautéed Sensualities

Ratatouille Risotto

Booster Bread

Tasty, Fruity, Juicy

Trunk Dunk

Optimistic Omelettes

50 First Haircuts

Dry Cleaning & Dry Needling

Fill Up On Bread

Soil Smuggler

Hitchhiking with Captain Cook

Snob Slob

Loo Lookout

Discreet Curly Wurly

Hard Rubbish & Windy Dreams

NutriBullets In The Garden

Wing Fling

Zumba for Monkeys

Bradman V Beetlejuice

Whistling Kettles & Waffling Kebabs

Velvety & Full-Bodied

Chasing Cats

Lockdown Massage Garage

Coles, Chainsaws & Corkboards

Jean Juice

One Sebastian Is Enough

Jogger Dogger

What Size Is That Jacket?

Take Your Masks Australia

Back To The Kennel

The Gateway Bike

Leftover Lolly

Pure Energy Live: Day 4 (with guest, Ed Kavalee)

Bitumen Coins & Road Rackets

Cat Dracula

Pfizer Barista Edition

The Covid Finger

Mum's Milk & Bus Improv

Weet-Bix Off The Plan

Pull The Blinds

Chocolate Cupboard

The Return Of Red Beret

Combing for Cornettos

Rickety Racket

Hot Cross Mums

Bitcoins, Bars & Blooms

Bring A Towel

Naan & Nappies

All That Jazz

Showered With Subtitles

Buffering Baguettes

One Arm Up, One Flipper On

Biscuits, Beans & Beanbags

Jungle Soup & Scoop

Blind Dates at Smorgy's

Just Come In (with guest, Mark Humphries)

Big In Ukraine

The Sizzler Bubble

South Of The Nipple

Swings & Roundabouts

Basil Fawlty

Brothers or lovers

Kowalski Daily Double

Ribs, Rats & Rematches

Bludging In The Dock

Real Rubbish & Realish Receipts

Deals from Darwin to Dubai

All About That Jab (KGB KO)

The Ponytail Awards

It Started With The Cheese

Four Finger Quaddie

Turpie's Slurpee's

Double Mask It

MacGyver's Last Dancer

The Other Guy

Better Call Paul 2 (Patient Zero)

Muddy knees

Pants down, thumbs up

Sushi Tooshie

Burgo's Catch Glaze

Keep sniffing that cheese

It's Just Skin

Cruisin' for a bruisin'

Sittin' bored

Blue ticks & blue balls (with guest, Dilruk Jayasinha)

The Culling Fields

Don't go out with weirdos (Mother's Day episode)

Flying close to the sun

NEW 'Ash & Ed 2.0': 'Metho Margaritas' (with guest, Jorja Freeman)

NEW 'Ash & Ed 2.0': 'Ship courts & escorts' (with guest, Jorja Freeman)

Better Call Paul

Revolver Evolver (with guest, Marcus Pearce)

NEW 'Ash & Ed 2.0': 'Bourbon Bus'

This is Sparta!

NEW 'Ash & Ed 2.0': 'Farting on the dancefloor' (with guest, Jorja Freeman)

Dangling carrots in the bushes

NEW 'Ash & Ed 2.0': 'Keep it Napa'

NEW 'Ash & Ed 2.0': 'Porous thoughts & purple shorts'

Double-dating with the treasurer

Baptising backpackers

Sneezing with the wind

Off the couch & onto the airbed (Mum episode)

Prank Patrol (Family edition)

Blowing the hot pants budget

Alfredo El Chapo (Part 1)

Alfredo El Chapo (Part 2)

Banned from the chemist

Your arm's in the chocolate fondue

Cheaper than the shops

Bopping for kebabs with Vinny Diaco

Grandmaster Honey Facial

Winking in the wind

Gaytimes in the guts

Bowling flippers in Portuguese tunnels

Bend It Like Beckham

Brad Pitt has a great ass!

Sydney LIVE show (with guests Lachy Hulme, Ben Fordham & Wippa)

Brisbane LIVE show

Get in the hole baby!

Police knocks at pool doors

Country Dracula

Mexican waves & leather jackets

Patreon fluffing & naan mugging

Cheap cars & deep spas

Catching ferries from train stations

Movieworld missions & shakshuka commissions

It's gotta be eaten

Rinsing dishes & doing runners

Night riding wolf

Old milk & dinner with Jeff Goldblum

Air mattresses & four minute miles

The Archibald Prize (Melbourne LIVE SHOW with guests Ed Kavalee & Dave Hughes)

Flicking rainbow grenades off the pads

Willy nilly emergencies

Take the mug and run!

Key in the Pine O Cleen

Lick my back

Riding the light switch

Get ya socks off!

German gambles & fake live tweets

Avocado chewing gum & Manu milieu

Celebrity chefs & cashflow cream

First past the post

Breads, bunnies & baguettes

Stuffed sleeping bags & russian sausages (with guest Luke Heggie)

LIVE from Bondi Junction Food Court

Utah, Get Me Two! PLUS BONUS French Open filler! (with guest Mike Goldstein)

Mouthfuls of moussaka

Throw ya undies in the bin

Froth the milk!

What's in ya basket?

Return of the sex balcony!

LIVE CULL (with Angus)

Sandwiches, Sardines & Spaghetti

Batman wants extra pickles (with guest Lachy Hulme)

Massages in food courts

Driving with no steering wheel (with guest Ben Fordham)

Off the grid and on the moon (with guest Andy Lee)

Cream cheese cocktails

Knicking sixes & texting exes (with guest Titus O'Reily)

Productive pyjamas & provocative pomegranates

Yabba Dabba Doo!

Loose Moose Toots

Stealing free magazines

Buzzer Kissing

There's nothing we won't take (with new assistant, Sam)

Tacos, tim tams & tasers

Running the green light (with guest Tom Cashman)

Tricep extensions, peanut butter & half-price jet skis

Blocking licks with backpacks (with guest Yvie Jones)

Mayonnaise on ya knees

Too many hyenas on the water buffalo (with guest Ed Kavalee)

Valentine vampires & voicemail vigilantes

Sauna scoops & cupboard crooks (with guest Ben Fordham)

Topless hairdressers & bottomless baristas

Cash counting under street lighting (with guest Ed Kavalee)

Santa Cullmas is coming to town (Colonics for everyone)

Chalk bags, finger baths & kombucha benders (with guest Nick Capper)

Ease It In Gently

Caught red-handed with Rudolph's carrot (with guest Hamish Blake)

Mouth To Mouth (I Believe In Miracles)

Deal Man for a Dil Man (with guest Dilruk Jayasinha)

Close to climax!

Welcome to 'Cull Week' (with guest Sam Taunton)

Portmanteaus, pipes & pokes

Past the knuckle

Moderate web surfing & simultaneous swallowing

Prison showers, ATM fights & burger bags (with guest Ed Kavalee)

Knockouts, shoutouts & stakeouts

Platonic perving & Calippos (with guest Gretel Kileen)

The Wild Wild West (Of The West)

Open relationships with chickens (with guest Ben Fordham)

Shove some salami in the gob

When the rubber hits the road (with guest Ed Kavalee)

Threatening texts, goodwill gestures & consensual leering

Blowback from dog cull (with guest Ed Kavalee)

Count Dracula returns in ‘Buangiorno Meatballs’

Pingas in ya bum bag (re-release of sanctioned episode 18)

There’s always another door (with guest Ed Kavalee)

Enough with the fluff, let's suck on some toes

SEASON TWO SOFT-LAUNCH: You can’t force the juices! (with guest Ed Kavalee)

Pre-Season Launch 4 (A Trilogy)

Pre-Season Launch 3 (Failure to Launch... again)

Pre-season launch 2: Failure To Launch (not an actual episode)

Pre-season launch for Season Two! (Not an actual episode)

LIVE SHOW EXTRA AUDIO: The Trial Of The Century!

LIVE SHOW! The Trial Of The Century: Williams Vs Kavalee

Chainsaw ya car into a convertible!

Colourful plumage for private meetings

Flex ya pecs, we're going to trial!

Suck on it Ed, the magnets are here!

Make some noise!

Chilled out & fired up!

Free colonics & whiplash gravy

Dumping in driveways

Measuring carpet for a solarium

Chuck a mattress off the balcony

Sipping water through a straw in the shower

Locking strangers in garbage shoots

LIVE from a caravan in Canberra!

Red bulls & foot stools

Arm pit sniffs & nicotine juice

Full body horse bath

Hose yourself down

Get a dog up ya, the analytics are through the roof!

Place a brick on the pedal

This is not pyramid

Leave your door unlocked