All Episodes
The Bald and the Beautiful with KB and the Doc — 67 episodes
Umpiring standards, AFL media close-in on Vossy, an interim CEO for the interim CEO
AFL's week of Gibberish, Breaking 2 hours in the marathon, Showdown time
KB's visit to the circus, McRae revolutionising the game, Rocca's Anzac Day reflections
Butters Foot in his mouth, the games oldest rivalry, time honoured racing at Mornington
Brownless' apology to KB who's very much alive, Doc's pumped about the Demons
No one more watchable than Kozzie, how KB discovered Kylie, Michael Tuck's time at Hawthorn
Nick Daicos can leave Collingwood, a not-so-new solution to slow the game down, Maurie Plant Meet incoming
Nothing is off limits, KB banned from tipping Richmond, the art of the ruckman
KB's fears for Carlton, Opening Round feedback, and how did we end up talking about ventriloquist
A summer to remember, guess what rules are on the agenda, misery expected for Carlton in 2026
Chaos dominates our final show of 2025: ACDC, Cher, Elvis, The Truth newspaper & Opening Round tips
McEvoy saves the Cup for Australia, Dad's Army ready to tackle England, another botched Multi
Greg Swann's upset KB, Turfy's Cox Plate frustration, Craig Williams ahead of the Flemington Carnival
Ka-ching rising in NSW for Ka Ying, The Wanganui Wizkid drops by, any hope for the Aussies this summer?
The Everest > Caulfield Cup Day, Avoiding the Trade Period, Henry Dwyer sets the record straight
KB's MEGA-trade that will work, stricter drugs policy in the AFL, not a strong Caulfield Guineas coming
All these rule tweaks are just temporary bandaids, Storm on the verge of NRL history, Bill Collins from the archives
LIVE podcast from The Spread Eagle Hotel, Grand Final preview, Snoop set to rock the G
Melbourne has a new King, no Merrett in the Bombers captaincy, Jeff White's reflections on son Kalani
SUNS on a September roll, AFL following South Australia like sheep, Teddy v Snoopy
Finals are on our doorstep, Jeremy Cameron the rightful AA captain, Guy McKenna helped establish the SUNS
Another "laconic" episode, don't give Doc an AA squad, Fleetwood finally successful!
Rankine's lengthy ban, AFL's never been tougher to umpire, Choco outed at Melbourne
Turfy's Italian venture, Fyfe's retirement, Flemington for the Cox Plate & Trent Cotchin our headline act
Doc's writing a movie, you won't believe the theme, Simon Goodwin's sacked, is Vossy next?
The doyen Mike Sheahan, slow start for Greg Swann, Happy Gilmore 2 misses the mark
Doc's call for a May-day, a too-reactive AFL, Doug is a Dogs favourite, KB's not-so-surprising selection
Chris Scott becomes a three-time Gibberator, heartache for the Bombers, remembering Barrie Robran
Australia's greatest marathoner Deeksy, another kite-flying idea from the AFL, making AFLW financially viable
Frustrated Turfy on the Demons, Tom Lynch will miss 5-weeks for "selfishness" and FINALLY, Terry Bailey joins us
Fond memories of Waverley Park, why Harf climbed the goal post, how Ian Dicker bought it for $1
KB's Powerball windfall, the AFL's failed venture to China, The Sports God gives his view on Caitlin Clark in the WNBA
KB stands up for Daicos, tagging still has a place in the game, why Doc needs a holiday
Netflix doco's worth your time, next coach of Carlton, Everest isn't far enough for Nick Farr
Fox Footy vs. Channel 7, the AFL isn't a rehab clinic, Doc's idea for the 2026 Cox Plate
Gawn is the games MVP; Racing media going from bad to worse, why Sheeds created Dreamtime at the G
Doc's frustration with the racing media, no need for a video umpire to interfere
A reactive AFL, no free-to-air fury, why do full-time footballers need a rest off 5-days!
KB: The death of the tackle is nearing, Doc hates the BOM, will WCE win a game?
There'll only ever be 1 AFL/VFL Wizard, tone-deaf SCG committee, unpacking Noah Balta's penalty, Doc's frustration with Stawell racing
KB's Brownlow Medal certainty, Doc fears we're seeing the death of jumps racing & Mr Delusional Dave Culbert
KB fears for Carlton's future, Turfy's bold racing admission & Steve Williams tells us why Tiger was incredible
Peter Hudson's Glenferrie memories, Balta & Fahey both serve 4-match bans, Mansell the AFL's scapegoat
Melbourne's on-field woes, bland racing coverage, Keka celebrates a Kangaroo milestone
Cutting Room Floor: KB's frustration at players who've lost a game, Footy shows feedback & Brad Johnson, the smiling assassin
Nostradamus Bartlett, Turfy's anger at the All-Star Mile, Brad Johnson celebrates Footscray's 100 years
Tigers to cause the "greatest upset" in AFL history, why Dan Houston needs an apology from the AFL
Cutting Room Floor: Leaking skylights, 2km time-trials & heat-maps, bumped off a movie set
KB's concern about the high injury toll this pre-season, has Team India surpassed The Ashes for hype?
Sam Lalor the face of the Richmond dynasty, Tyson & Paul treat public like "fools", why bottled water is a farce!
Melbourne the AFL fixtures biggest losers, Carlton one-trick ponies, GC logo is "shocking"
Americans Trumped by Donald, Laxon makes a Knight of the Melbourne Cup, KB in favour of a night Grand Final,
Doc's way to make the Derby appealing, Matt Hill the voice of racing, KB's got the Melbourne Cup winner!
Turfy the Spring Racing oracle, Sam Pang's humble beginnings to hosting the Logies, Liam Baker's reasons for heading West
Bonus Bald and the Beautiful: Ill-fated Everest trips, Trump the golfing cheat, Trade period concluded
KB's "mind your business" message to the AFL, a charming chat with Kyle & a cracking Caulfield Cup & Everest coming up
Bonus Bald and the Beautiful: Wearing white gloves to hold the Melbourne Cup, KB scratched from the Prahran Cup
Brad Green stands by Clayton Oliver, Jess Hull talks Paris and Frances Tiafoe's epic blasting of the referee
Bonus Bald and the Beautiful: KB's non-interchange solution to fix the game, Matty Campbell's under-rated movie review
KB's "stand tough" message to Richmond, Turfy stands by Craig Williams, AFL's press conference embarrassment
Bonus Bald and the Beautiful: Flashback to 1964, Bartlett the Brownlow bridesmaid, Matty Campbell's worst movie selection
Take out the Fairest element of the Brownlow, the art of a perfect footy broadcast with Peter Landy
Bonus Bald and the Beautiful: Sameness in the footy shows, Sheeds the innovator, Matty C the movie buff
KB's frustration with the pressure gauge, the Telstra tracker, head high tackles
Bartlett's finals observations, Bellamy talks sustained success at the Storm, Turfy the "backstabber"
Bartlett: I fear within 3-5 years we'll be playing Gaelic Football rules in the AFL
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