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The Bald and the Beautiful with KB and the Doc — 85 episodes

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1

Withering on the Viney, NFL fever hits Melbourne, KB's issue with boundary umpires

2

The Missing Doc, Wildcard Weekend success, Why KB didn't win the 74 Brownlow

3

All Australian selections, bulk player movement. Nothing too smilie about, Josh.

4

Kyrgios suspended, Sydney's shocking week, Fraser confirmed Carlton coach

5

Demons the reason the snow is quiet, AB Medal in disarray, Chris Scott has known unknowns

6

KB & the census, great respect for Greg Swann, Josh Fraser a shoe-in for Carlton

7

Lombard v Petracca, no point holding grudges, GWS depleted

8

Doc is w-w-rrrooonnnggg, KB's inaccurate in front of goal, Comm Games build up

9

Jack Ginnivan Guus, Gold Coast Geese of the week

10

World Cup consuming us all, Essendon getting worse, who's the #1 ruck of all time?

11

The countries greatest sporting moments, North v Essendon: Worst of all time!

12

Why does the racing industry dislike Doc? 4 AFL fixture options, all wrong

13

A "negative" start to a funny show, Australia are World Cup favourites

14

Pickett delivers on Kings Birthday, can Australia beat Turkey?

15

We've finally found Greg Swann!

16

State of the game in disarray, the profound impact of Neale Daniher

17

Pendlebury's golden party, Doc's Thai trip, is Sydney the real deal?

18

Toss the Voss, Sacked coaches club and the price for Pendles jumper?

19

Umpiring standards, AFL media close-in on Vossy, an interim CEO for the interim CEO

20

AFL's week of Gibberish, Breaking 2 hours in the marathon, Showdown time

21

KB's visit to the circus, McRae revolutionising the game, Rocca's Anzac Day reflections

22

Butters Foot in his mouth, the games oldest rivalry, time honoured racing at Mornington

23

Brownless' apology to KB who's very much alive, Doc's pumped about the Demons

24

No one more watchable than Kozzie, how KB discovered Kylie, Michael Tuck's time at Hawthorn

25

Nick Daicos can leave Collingwood, a not-so-new solution to slow the game down, Maurie Plant Meet incoming

26

Nothing is off limits, KB banned from tipping Richmond, the art of the ruckman

27

KB's fears for Carlton, Opening Round feedback, and how did we end up talking about ventriloquist

28

A summer to remember, guess what rules are on the agenda, misery expected for Carlton in 2026

29

Chaos dominates our final show of 2025: ACDC, Cher, Elvis, The Truth newspaper & Opening Round tips

30

McEvoy saves the Cup for Australia, Dad's Army ready to tackle England, another botched Multi

31

Greg Swann's upset KB, Turfy's Cox Plate frustration, Craig Williams ahead of the Flemington Carnival

32

Ka-ching rising in NSW for Ka Ying, The Wanganui Wizkid drops by, any hope for the Aussies this summer?

33

The Everest > Caulfield Cup Day, Avoiding the Trade Period, Henry Dwyer sets the record straight

34

KB's MEGA-trade that will work, stricter drugs policy in the AFL, not a strong Caulfield Guineas coming

35

All these rule tweaks are just temporary bandaids, Storm on the verge of NRL history, Bill Collins from the archives

36

LIVE podcast from The Spread Eagle Hotel, Grand Final preview, Snoop set to rock the G

37

Melbourne has a new King, no Merrett in the Bombers captaincy, Jeff White's reflections on son Kalani

38

SUNS on a September roll, AFL following South Australia like sheep, Teddy v Snoopy

39

Finals are on our doorstep, Jeremy Cameron the rightful AA captain, Guy McKenna helped establish the SUNS

40

Another "laconic" episode, don't give Doc an AA squad, Fleetwood finally successful!

41

Rankine's lengthy ban, AFL's never been tougher to umpire, Choco outed at Melbourne

42

Turfy's Italian venture, Fyfe's retirement, Flemington for the Cox Plate & Trent Cotchin our headline act

43

Doc's writing a movie, you won't believe the theme, Simon Goodwin's sacked, is Vossy next?

44

The doyen Mike Sheahan, slow start for Greg Swann, Happy Gilmore 2 misses the mark

45

Doc's call for a May-day, a too-reactive AFL, Doug is a Dogs favourite, KB's not-so-surprising selection

46

Chris Scott becomes a three-time Gibberator, heartache for the Bombers, remembering Barrie Robran

47

Australia's greatest marathoner Deeksy, another kite-flying idea from the AFL, making AFLW financially viable

48

Frustrated Turfy on the Demons, Tom Lynch will miss 5-weeks for "selfishness" and FINALLY, Terry Bailey joins us

49

Fond memories of Waverley Park, why Harf climbed the goal post, how Ian Dicker bought it for $1

50

KB's Powerball windfall, the AFL's failed venture to China, The Sports God gives his view on Caitlin Clark in the WNBA

51

KB stands up for Daicos, tagging still has a place in the game, why Doc needs a holiday

52

Netflix doco's worth your time, next coach of Carlton, Everest isn't far enough for Nick Farr

53

Fox Footy vs. Channel 7, the AFL isn't a rehab clinic, Doc's idea for the 2026 Cox Plate

54

Gawn is the games MVP; Racing media going from bad to worse, why Sheeds created Dreamtime at the G

55

Doc's frustration with the racing media, no need for a video umpire to interfere

56

A reactive AFL, no free-to-air fury, why do full-time footballers need a rest off 5-days!

57

KB: The death of the tackle is nearing, Doc hates the BOM, will WCE win a game?

58

There'll only ever be 1 AFL/VFL Wizard, tone-deaf SCG committee, unpacking Noah Balta's penalty, Doc's frustration with Stawell racing

59

KB's Brownlow Medal certainty, Doc fears we're seeing the death of jumps racing & Mr Delusional Dave Culbert

60

KB fears for Carlton's future, Turfy's bold racing admission & Steve Williams tells us why Tiger was incredible

61

Peter Hudson's Glenferrie memories, Balta & Fahey both serve 4-match bans, Mansell the AFL's scapegoat

62

Melbourne's on-field woes, bland racing coverage, Keka celebrates a Kangaroo milestone

63

Cutting Room Floor: KB's frustration at players who've lost a game, Footy shows feedback & Brad Johnson, the smiling assassin

64

Nostradamus Bartlett, Turfy's anger at the All-Star Mile, Brad Johnson celebrates Footscray's 100 years

65

Tigers to cause the "greatest upset" in AFL history, why Dan Houston needs an apology from the AFL

66

Cutting Room Floor: Leaking skylights, 2km time-trials & heat-maps, bumped off a movie set

67

KB's concern about the high injury toll this pre-season, has Team India surpassed The Ashes for hype?

68

Sam Lalor the face of the Richmond dynasty, Tyson & Paul treat public like "fools", why bottled water is a farce!

69

Melbourne the AFL fixtures biggest losers, Carlton one-trick ponies, GC logo is "shocking"

70

Americans Trumped by Donald, Laxon makes a Knight of the Melbourne Cup, KB in favour of a night Grand Final,

71

Doc's way to make the Derby appealing, Matt Hill the voice of racing, KB's got the Melbourne Cup winner!

72

Turfy the Spring Racing oracle, Sam Pang's humble beginnings to hosting the Logies, Liam Baker's reasons for heading West

73

Bonus Bald and the Beautiful: Ill-fated Everest trips, Trump the golfing cheat, Trade period concluded

74

KB's "mind your business" message to the AFL, a charming chat with Kyle & a cracking Caulfield Cup & Everest coming up

75

Bonus Bald and the Beautiful: Wearing white gloves to hold the Melbourne Cup, KB scratched from the Prahran Cup

76

Brad Green stands by Clayton Oliver, Jess Hull talks Paris and Frances Tiafoe's epic blasting of the referee

77

Bonus Bald and the Beautiful: KB's non-interchange solution to fix the game, Matty Campbell's under-rated movie review

78

KB's "stand tough" message to Richmond, Turfy stands by Craig Williams, AFL's press conference embarrassment

79

Bonus Bald and the Beautiful: Flashback to 1964, Bartlett the Brownlow bridesmaid, Matty Campbell's worst movie selection

80

Take out the Fairest element of the Brownlow, the art of a perfect footy broadcast with Peter Landy

81

Bonus Bald and the Beautiful: Sameness in the footy shows, Sheeds the innovator, Matty C the movie buff

82

KB's frustration with the pressure gauge, the Telstra tracker, head high tackles

83

Bartlett's finals observations, Bellamy talks sustained success at the Storm, Turfy the "backstabber"

84

Bartlett: I fear within 3-5 years we'll be playing Gaelic Football rules in the AFL

85

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