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The Bald and the Beautiful with KB and the Doc — 74 episodes

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1

Why does the racing industry dislike Doc? 4 AFL fixture options, all wrong

2

A "negative" start to a funny show, Australia are World Cup favourites

3

Pickett delivers on Kings Birthday, can Australia beat Turkey?

4

We've finally found Greg Swann!

5

State of the game in disarray, the profound impact of Neale Daniher

6

Pendlebury's golden party, Doc's Thai trip, is Sydney the real deal?

7

Toss the Voss, Sacked coaches club and the price for Pendles jumper?

8

Umpiring standards, AFL media close-in on Vossy, an interim CEO for the interim CEO

9

AFL's week of Gibberish, Breaking 2 hours in the marathon, Showdown time

10

KB's visit to the circus, McRae revolutionising the game, Rocca's Anzac Day reflections

11

Butters Foot in his mouth, the games oldest rivalry, time honoured racing at Mornington

12

Brownless' apology to KB who's very much alive, Doc's pumped about the Demons

13

No one more watchable than Kozzie, how KB discovered Kylie, Michael Tuck's time at Hawthorn

14

Nick Daicos can leave Collingwood, a not-so-new solution to slow the game down, Maurie Plant Meet incoming

15

Nothing is off limits, KB banned from tipping Richmond, the art of the ruckman

16

KB's fears for Carlton, Opening Round feedback, and how did we end up talking about ventriloquist

17

A summer to remember, guess what rules are on the agenda, misery expected for Carlton in 2026

18

Chaos dominates our final show of 2025: ACDC, Cher, Elvis, The Truth newspaper & Opening Round tips

19

McEvoy saves the Cup for Australia, Dad's Army ready to tackle England, another botched Multi

20

Greg Swann's upset KB, Turfy's Cox Plate frustration, Craig Williams ahead of the Flemington Carnival

21

Ka-ching rising in NSW for Ka Ying, The Wanganui Wizkid drops by, any hope for the Aussies this summer?

22

The Everest > Caulfield Cup Day, Avoiding the Trade Period, Henry Dwyer sets the record straight

23

KB's MEGA-trade that will work, stricter drugs policy in the AFL, not a strong Caulfield Guineas coming

24

All these rule tweaks are just temporary bandaids, Storm on the verge of NRL history, Bill Collins from the archives

25

LIVE podcast from The Spread Eagle Hotel, Grand Final preview, Snoop set to rock the G

26

Melbourne has a new King, no Merrett in the Bombers captaincy, Jeff White's reflections on son Kalani

27

SUNS on a September roll, AFL following South Australia like sheep, Teddy v Snoopy

28

Finals are on our doorstep, Jeremy Cameron the rightful AA captain, Guy McKenna helped establish the SUNS

29

Another "laconic" episode, don't give Doc an AA squad, Fleetwood finally successful!

30

Rankine's lengthy ban, AFL's never been tougher to umpire, Choco outed at Melbourne

31

Turfy's Italian venture, Fyfe's retirement, Flemington for the Cox Plate & Trent Cotchin our headline act

32

Doc's writing a movie, you won't believe the theme, Simon Goodwin's sacked, is Vossy next?

33

The doyen Mike Sheahan, slow start for Greg Swann, Happy Gilmore 2 misses the mark

34

Doc's call for a May-day, a too-reactive AFL, Doug is a Dogs favourite, KB's not-so-surprising selection

35

Chris Scott becomes a three-time Gibberator, heartache for the Bombers, remembering Barrie Robran

36

Australia's greatest marathoner Deeksy, another kite-flying idea from the AFL, making AFLW financially viable

37

Frustrated Turfy on the Demons, Tom Lynch will miss 5-weeks for "selfishness" and FINALLY, Terry Bailey joins us

38

Fond memories of Waverley Park, why Harf climbed the goal post, how Ian Dicker bought it for $1

39

KB's Powerball windfall, the AFL's failed venture to China, The Sports God gives his view on Caitlin Clark in the WNBA

40

KB stands up for Daicos, tagging still has a place in the game, why Doc needs a holiday

41

Netflix doco's worth your time, next coach of Carlton, Everest isn't far enough for Nick Farr

42

Fox Footy vs. Channel 7, the AFL isn't a rehab clinic, Doc's idea for the 2026 Cox Plate

43

Gawn is the games MVP; Racing media going from bad to worse, why Sheeds created Dreamtime at the G

44

Doc's frustration with the racing media, no need for a video umpire to interfere

45

A reactive AFL, no free-to-air fury, why do full-time footballers need a rest off 5-days!

46

KB: The death of the tackle is nearing, Doc hates the BOM, will WCE win a game?

47

There'll only ever be 1 AFL/VFL Wizard, tone-deaf SCG committee, unpacking Noah Balta's penalty, Doc's frustration with Stawell racing

48

KB's Brownlow Medal certainty, Doc fears we're seeing the death of jumps racing & Mr Delusional Dave Culbert

49

KB fears for Carlton's future, Turfy's bold racing admission & Steve Williams tells us why Tiger was incredible

50

Peter Hudson's Glenferrie memories, Balta & Fahey both serve 4-match bans, Mansell the AFL's scapegoat

51

Melbourne's on-field woes, bland racing coverage, Keka celebrates a Kangaroo milestone

52

Cutting Room Floor: KB's frustration at players who've lost a game, Footy shows feedback & Brad Johnson, the smiling assassin

53

Nostradamus Bartlett, Turfy's anger at the All-Star Mile, Brad Johnson celebrates Footscray's 100 years

54

Tigers to cause the "greatest upset" in AFL history, why Dan Houston needs an apology from the AFL

55

Cutting Room Floor: Leaking skylights, 2km time-trials & heat-maps, bumped off a movie set

56

KB's concern about the high injury toll this pre-season, has Team India surpassed The Ashes for hype?

57

Sam Lalor the face of the Richmond dynasty, Tyson & Paul treat public like "fools", why bottled water is a farce!

58

Melbourne the AFL fixtures biggest losers, Carlton one-trick ponies, GC logo is "shocking"

59

Americans Trumped by Donald, Laxon makes a Knight of the Melbourne Cup, KB in favour of a night Grand Final,

60

Doc's way to make the Derby appealing, Matt Hill the voice of racing, KB's got the Melbourne Cup winner!

61

Turfy the Spring Racing oracle, Sam Pang's humble beginnings to hosting the Logies, Liam Baker's reasons for heading West

62

Bonus Bald and the Beautiful: Ill-fated Everest trips, Trump the golfing cheat, Trade period concluded

63

KB's "mind your business" message to the AFL, a charming chat with Kyle & a cracking Caulfield Cup & Everest coming up

64

Bonus Bald and the Beautiful: Wearing white gloves to hold the Melbourne Cup, KB scratched from the Prahran Cup

65

Brad Green stands by Clayton Oliver, Jess Hull talks Paris and Frances Tiafoe's epic blasting of the referee

66

Bonus Bald and the Beautiful: KB's non-interchange solution to fix the game, Matty Campbell's under-rated movie review

67

KB's "stand tough" message to Richmond, Turfy stands by Craig Williams, AFL's press conference embarrassment

68

Bonus Bald and the Beautiful: Flashback to 1964, Bartlett the Brownlow bridesmaid, Matty Campbell's worst movie selection

69

Take out the Fairest element of the Brownlow, the art of a perfect footy broadcast with Peter Landy

70

Bonus Bald and the Beautiful: Sameness in the footy shows, Sheeds the innovator, Matty C the movie buff

71

KB's frustration with the pressure gauge, the Telstra tracker, head high tackles

72

Bartlett's finals observations, Bellamy talks sustained success at the Storm, Turfy the "backstabber"

73

Bartlett: I fear within 3-5 years we'll be playing Gaelic Football rules in the AFL

74

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