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The Bald Builders Breakfast — 295 episodes
Naked Dining, a Mad Stag do and our new AI Chat DMI!
Missy Elliott vs. The Baldies & Hilarious Local Graffiti Disses!
AI is Rubbish, Sam's Big Announcement and Who Farts the Most?
World’s Longest Hangover, Poo Tactics, and Fishy Kissys
Hairy Croissants, Glued Bums and 4000 Miles for a Kebab
Rock the Cash Bar, Radio Yoga & Producer Bagpuss
Labourer Drama, Funeral Dancers & UK Crime Spree!
The Bald Builders LIVE from the Installer Show 2026
Lad to Ladette, Apprentice Screw up, and a Big Baby
Drink Driving..ish, Soft Builders and Harsh Bosses!
Strange Stolen Items, Brickies in Trouble, and The Highway to Hel
An Engagement, the Best Nicknames EVER and We're Award Winners!
The Impossible Question, Lettuce Galore, and Show and Tell!
The Rudie Dudie Show, Seagulls A-Plenty and Can The Bald Builders Spell?
Smelly Armpits, the Flatpack Champion and Who Put That Baby on the Roof?
Cow News, Akon Visits Newcastle and Joey Essex's Word of the Year
Brad's Big Birthday, AI Toilets and Tuck In : The Movie
Bank Holiday Chat, Demi’s Grass Dilemma and Hair from Where?
Bean Virus, Tiny Tradies and tons of Jokes!
An Epic Journey, Brad's in the Doghouse and LIVE from Tradepoint!
Rap Beef, Our Entrance Music and Hard-Fi's Rich Archer Joins Us!
The Scrap Rap, Sam's Dinner Disaster and Trav's Big Announcement.
Victorian Slang, Animal Haircuts, and The Grand Builders Tea-lay!
Car fail, Scransit van and Joke of the Week!
Ask Us Anything, Toe Wrestling and The Hair From Where?
Northern Olympics, Loooove Doctors, and some Cracking Jokes
Gyles Brandreth, Guy Phoenix and Party Tricks
Riddle me this, Gamer Addiction and our First Links
Moon Hotel, Kissing Is Back & a Bald Builders Spelling Bee?!
Producer Trav’s Special Handshake, a Revenge Takeaway, and the UK’s Favourite Meal Deal
Rude Mayo, Regional Bond Villains, Mystery Clown Package
A Christmas Dinner with the Bald Builders
Massage Fails, Rodents at 30,000ft, and Festive Fun!
Video Doorbell Drama, Producer Meltdown & Santa Claus Chat!
Late Money, New Scottish Choir & Big Boxing Announcements
Scouting For Girls Interview, The Bald Builders' Budget & Socks as Phone Holders?!
Dem&S, Vegan Pasties, and Chip Security Hacks!
Newton Faulkner Interview, Driving Theory Fails, and Fix Radio Call Out!
Cleaner Bots, Crazy Mascots & The Ultimate Engagement Prank!
Sam Ryder Joins the Baldies & a Real-Life Ghostbuster!
Dead or Alive, Brad's Birthday Trick and Feast or Fib with Angellica Bell
Hilarious Harry Redknapp's Best Stories and The 'Crack' in the Market.
Biscuit-gate, Angry Sparkies and Too Rude for Radio!
The Song That KILLS Marriages, What We Couldn't Talk About On Radio And A Brilliant Prank.
246. A Crazy Prank, Mascot Madness and The Toughest Trade
245. Mr & Mrs Sensei, Lady Vase, and Bigfoot Bellows
244. Fruity search history, Raving Grannies and a HUGE surprise
243. Mystic Brad, Baby Trav and Magical Michael
242. Passenger Princess, Weirdorium Emporium and The Great British Burp Off
241. Tuck in Trav, Street Fighting Pensioners and Parasailing Pee Problems.
240. Boujee Builders, a Sexy Starfish and Cool Cats
239. The Zebra’s Takeover, Obama VS Sam and the King of Football.
238. Jungle couture, Football throwbacks & A farting sloth
237. Abandoned Wives, Pilot Flatulence and is Norbit the Worst Film Ever?!
236. Countless wind-ups, Immortal food, & Studio peacocks
235. Robot Footballers, Headbutting Sharks and Tyler West!
234. Installer Show, Sean Paul is a Plumber, and Show and Tell.
233. Drinking spirits, Producer Trav’s show and tell, and new push up records.
232. Sassy Sage, weirdest baby names, and angry tourists.
231. Sausage rolls galore, extreme forfeits and is Producer Trav being bullied?
230. Big birthday surprise, our biggest pet peeve, and iconic leaving celebrations.
229. Bingo Banger, Oldest Ever Action-Star and a Purrrrrrfect Advert
228. Sam gets stuck on a roof, a new fizzy tea, and are sun lounger wars over?
227. Awful best man speeches, moving house hits Producer Trav, are crab sticks a yay or nay?
226. AI Brad and Sam, best joke of the week, the ultimate seagull impression.
225. Brad's thrilling ‘safari’, Producer Travis' awkward encounter, and Sam's awful habits.
224. Producer Travs debut, dream butties, dolphin chatter.
223. Chicken morning breath, Trav and Brad fall out? And we got nominated for an award!
222. Outrageous Demands, Robot Beef and SugarMugar Song
221. Courtroom Commences, Sam’s SausageRoll Self Care AND Demi is the GOAT!
220. Brad and Sam VS Karma, Sleeping in your Van and George Lewis - Parenting Mastermind
219. FixFest Line-up Revealed, the Fart Zone, and Producer Trav's Confession.
218. Drill fills, some dreadful jokes, and enough bacon to feed a site.
217. Producer Travis’ hotel horrors, most disgusting side hustle, and the new Bald Builders theme tune.
216. A Dog humbles a locksmith, is it Sam or a deer, and onsite jokes.
215. Sam wins his first race, we try to make your bladder weak, and does Brad have a favourite child?
214. Never learning from mistakes, your best sick voices and we became the worlds best DJ’s.
213. Terrible Uber drivers, lengths you go too to get out of work, and your on-site inventions.
213. A scary taxi ride, the lengths you go to to get out of work, and the best on-site nicknames.
212. Brad made some holiday friends, work lunch thieves, and extreme excuses to get out of work.
Merry Christmas from The Bald Builders Breakfast.
211. Wetherspoons knowledge, Christmas party stories, and a suit for all occasions.
Fix Radio Cafe of The Year 2024 with Checkatrade - Bonus Podcast - Live from - The Hungry Hossee in Corby.
210. Your silly kid stories, strange lucky items and Brad embarrassing himself, again.
209. Scary doctors, super fast travel and a Cafe of the Year winner is crowned.
208. Motivational sayings, onsite yoga and the final 3.
207. Your favourite words, builders advent calendars and a hilarious stag prank.
206. Sam gets grassed up, spooky goings on and how Gen Z are we.
205. Two new starters join the show, Iceland in hot water, and then there were 12.
204. Conker controversy, customer red flags and yes bruv.
203. Stolen vehicles, dating disasters and big beards.
202. Eventful weddings, a new game on site and a baby apprentice!
201. Tech disasters, doggy pandas, and we have liftoff!
200. Biscuits in bed, dancing trades, and Fix Radio are going intergalactic.
199. Bizarre superstitions, bad drivers, and an oven-cooked gun.
198. Trade games, the Pope and Sam's big announcement.
197. Clapping on planes, builders' beats and a propper trade send off.
196. An Australian breakdancer, mare milk and a helium leak in space.
195. A Hi-Vis kilt, trade fragrances and a shocked sparky.
194. Poorly boys, meal deal level up and kippers in a motor.
193. A laptop whistle, giraffe concrete and a discombobulated scaffolder.
192. Proud parent moments, lunch box dilemmas and dodgy tattoos.
191. Pet names, bad haircuts and we get competitive
190. Super fast wheelbarrows, towel techniques and a big fan joins the boys in the studio.
189. We become actors, Sam stitches everyone up and we go hunting dragons with Jamie Kenna!
188. We’re on the hunt for a Neil, big fathers day shout outs and Brad’s got gout
187. Brad gets pranked, Sam is on the road and an argument about rice!
186. Onion ring proposals, a strange delivery and dodgy haircut.
185. The Great British Tan, the art of handshakes and naked customers!
184. Lucky escapes, it all got very petty in the studio and Brad's new celeb mate.
183. Footy fallout, meerkat mates and Sam’s goes to the Met Gala (sort of).
182. Towel gate, dog goals and Sam has a fall.
181. Holiday fun, Sam’s Camel Business & loads of giveaways!
180. Binfluencers, rule breakers and the roofer of the year!
179. A frog gets beaten, signs you're getting old and Brad & Sam are doing the marathon.
178. Skiving off, stitching up your mates and our first cafe of the week!
177. Site Mottos, best blags and Brad burns it down
Bald Builders Breakfast - Trailer
176. A dog that love a day out, Sam’s expensive chinese and The Big Crisp Off.
175. Brad’s double, dodgy dancing and the boys go to Ireland.
174. Breakfast makes you more attractive, tool names and dodgy cardigans.
173. Onsite world records, Sam’s hiccup and the School Governor.
172. Painting fails, IQ tests and poorly sick boys.
171. Valentine's Day disasters, carrying tools in a bucket and Brad is a cheater.
170. How to embarrass a teenager and the dog days are over.
169. It’s Groundhog Day, It’s Groundhog Day, Brad’s WhatsApp mole & Sam auditions for J.Lo
168. Joe Wicks, the Wealdstone Raider and Brad’s on the naughty step
167. Owning your mistakes, mind blowing facts and trumb crays...
166. Forkgate, dodging work and Sam doesn’t know his arms from his elbows.
165. Welcome 2024, breaking things and cow poo throwing.
Ho Ho Ho! A very merry Christmas day podcast.
164. Wrapping paper fail, celebrities for Christmas and operation Guffy.
163. Fixmas or Fix Off - the decision. Whatsapp drama, birthdays and Sam’s suitcase
162. Christmas is in your hands! Fixmas or Fix Off! Brad’s Taxi and plenty of festive cheer…Just not from Sam
161. Birthday, Boxing and the Builders Budget. BOSH!
160. Bumper podcast including TV Royalty Will Mellor, Dapper Laughs and former Gladiator Rhino.
159. Hotel Hacks, Ticket Troubles and Parcel Problems
158. Weddings, Tricks, Treats and Marmite potatoes.
157. Sam the footy fan, Brad’s Bins & something pink, something blue.
156. Carbonara, a hotel in space and a midlife Crocs crisis.
155. Kirby, Renault bags, and the Bald Court verdict.
154. Relationship tests, wet sandwiches and a wheelie good day out
153. Jurassic spam, a spicy cough and a bank job.
152. Bike sounds, cafe swaps and a shiny good boy.
151. Surprise surprise, a massive bullock and a Chinese shortcut.
150. Last Trade Standing grand final, 08:38 and the only way is LA.
149. Retro TV, first vans and the eye of a builder.
148. Surfing doors, Ed Sheeran becomes a bricky and Sam's lawnmower race
147. Breaking dad, a wheelie good story and skip fame.
146. A pig in a skip, a naked tiler and listeners getting triggered.
145. A nappy let down, Sam gets outed and Calvins caravan curfew.
144. Substitute teachers, an angry Manc and a psychic customer.
143. Trolling Brad & Sam, inappropriate presents and Ray Winstone on site.
142. A McDonald's wedding, van finds and Sam comes clean.
141. Bad parents, hold music and spud me.
140. Bald Grillers, a sick chicken and random lyrics.
139. Backhanded compliments, soppy Sam and Brad’s fat baby.
138. On site nicknames, John the Plumber and ‘Alright Bruv’.
137. Sam’s blunder, baby brain hot tub and WE HAVE A WALKER!
136. Break-in Brad, touched by royalty and sick voices.
135. Dogs driving, underwater building and onsite rules.
134. A MasterChef Brickie, Calvin being Calvin and Brad does ballet.
133. Awards night, naughtiness on site and it turns out Brad may be French.
132. A Bald baby, Yorkshire lessons and clean jokes.
131. Animal encounters, caravan Sam and The Coronation.
130. Hollywood John, no Netflix and chill and a birthday surprise.
129. Drunk John, working on the loo and lunchbox beers.
128. Arting around, Chinese mirrors and awards news.
127. Filthy radio, never have I ever and a builder’s taxi company.
126. Match of the Day audition, scaffolders monkeying around and The Builders Budget.
125. Catchphrases, bagpipe John and international women.
124. Kids causing chaos, technical issues and an apprentice called Colgate.
123. Dodgy tech, tattooed bums and BOLD banter.
122. Killing time, builders' wives and fast food dinner dates.
121. Big Mike's shirt, missing parcels and national Jack day!
120. Baldy Blinders, singing brickies and hero builders.
119. First day fails, out favouring people and sweary signs.
118. Big mountains, big inconveniences and the food police.
117. Award winners, a tradesman's cupboard and Big Mike.
116. New Year, new baby, eating trees and gym etiquette.
115. Bald Builders Countdown to Christmas.
114. Nitty gritters, seagulls and bin banter.
113. A hostage situation, hamster gate and killer turkeys.
112. Hairy pasta, dad jokes and croissant controversy.
111. Urinals, self service checkouts and sofa stories.
110. An update from Qatar, Aliens down toilets and a furry football fan.
109. Hidden surprises, accidental insults and expensive beer.
108. Party, small talk and moving house,
107. Rent a husband, air fried kebabs and troublesome text messages.
106. Roast dinner pizzas, camouflage vans and a planning disaster.
105. Neighbors taking liberties, a subsiding gate and police Tuk Tuks.
104. Brad calls in a favour, Amazon dates and Sam speaks out about mental health.
103. Trade dread, new house and a different way of dating.
102. Random acts of kindness, spending regrets and injuries.
101. A domestic god, getting old and a four day week.
100. The Bald Builders 100th podcast.
99. Spanish antics, back to school and Christmas has come early.
98. Fake news, getting dressed in the dark and Trev is turning into his auntie.
97. Trev and Rich have the keys to the van, mints or mince and a big confession.
96. Holiday hacks, toilet controversy and Brad nearly gets killed.
95. Cheese burgers, Brads moneymaker and robot spiders
94. Judgement day, lies lies and more lies, and an aggressive Emu.
93. Hero sparks, the big loo build and Brad's health and safety confession.
92. Controversial sandwich cutting, sports day fixing and Louie Spence on the show.
91. Louis Spence, bad haircuts and poo beer
90. Sexy bins, first day advice and bad jokes.
89. Multiple text offenders, trainer gate and random food combos
88. Staying cool, egg omelette and being late.
87. Branding, train stations and happiness at work.
86. Hero tradesman, wasting time and random acts of kindness.
85. Alternative payments, cover ups and bizarre customer requests.
84. Portaloos, dress codes and doppelgängers.
83. Weird superstitions, stupidity at work and ignored advice.
82. We Went National, Sam gets blanked by Mr Bean and Brad becomes a football dad.
81. The Bald Builders Breakfast is born!!!
80. Breakfast show news, a large Hummer and tiredness is contagious.
79. Going National, Liz needs a decorator and tradesmens trousers.
78. Hard hard hats, bizzare insurance claims and a rude tradesman.
77. Old school lessons, things you have gotten away with and a very eventful night.
76. Home alone in Rome, getting aired and a sinking feeling.
75. Famous plumbers, expensive mistakes and sleeping habits.
74. Greggs fashion, chicken feet and a new studio.
73. Upsetting Vinnie Jones, hate filled valentines day and the most Scottish thing ever.
72. Gut feelings, stealing hearts and if you snooze you lose.
71. No one likes grass, a quick divorce and a trade shark suit.
70. New job for Sam, stacking odds in your favor and a dead body.
69. Drinking on a school night, Snoop Dogg and sausage rolls
68. North Korea, arguments in 2022 and billboards for dates.
67. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
66. Client mistakes, HMRC payday and parking wars.
65. Quest for a reindeer, stranded in a boozer and prank proposals.
64. A super sparkie, all you can eat buffets and Vinne Jones.
63. Worst dressed trades, Mcdonalds sleep ordering and nightmare neighbours.
62. Tool nicknames, maths on a porn site and an escort mum.
61. über mistakes, a stolen home and can't pay we will take it away.
60. Best excuse for an early finish, getting mugged off and sparky on a scooter.
59. Rotating houses, bus lane fines and buglar calling cards.
58. Bald burglars, mix ups and Rhi has a shave.
57. Funeral mix up, a feature film and poo wars.
56. Builder Bond, bad Brad and a lobster lunch.
55. Gravestones, trade encounters and the big shop.
54. Sort me a drink, The Queen and Shard fun.
53. Dumb actions, suprise vans and birthday suprises.
52. Sniffing knickers, icky situations and surprising pheasants.
51. Road rage, alternative payments and messy vans.
50. Podcast number 50, poo's on the move and Jeremy Clarkson’s Farm
49. Sexy time, fishing and invoicing
48. Bizarre finds, planning applications and dodgy vents.
47. Staff party, overheard conversations and dreadful tea.
46. Upside down doors, couch potatoes and bodge jobs.
45, Matts lies, Bradders gap and Elliot the chef.
44. Work lies, golden ticket and 94 children.
43. Fix Bald Challenge, Matt's lucky escapes and TV crushes
42. IKEA, hoarding or collecting and fry up smoothies.
41. Flamingo theft, boats and price rises
40. Bartenders, fishing challange and email sex.
39.1K Winner, Scottish aventures and embarrassing moments
38. Angry pensioners, cow poo and weird jobs.
37. Group dating, surprise genitalia and the boys nearly get shot.
36. Sausages for tea, carpark obsessions and bat Matt
35.Getting ripped, a mind illusionist and male boobs.
34. Another 1k Winner, drunken mistakes and Grotbags in the studio.
33. Jockeys, turmeric, lottery wins and vomit.
32. Custard Creams, Nice Sparkies and how Matt met Baldies
31.Matt on the bus, pranking partners and priests like hip hop.
30. Winner Winner Chicken Dinner, Harry Potter and Electric Bananas
29. Whale vomit, Dolly Parton and testicle advice.
28. 1K winner, pig farming and bondage.
27. Disgusting drinks, animal impressions and stupid news.
26. The boys move to a NEW daily show this week!!!!
25. Last brunch, weird news and viral vids.
24. Tom Cruise, shaving problems and health and safety
23. BIG ANNOUNCEMENTS, inflatable trousers and towel talk.
22. Wearing women's clothes, hybrid trades and the riddler returns.
21. Anger on site, Haribo, boozing and inter-trade mating.
20. Hybrid animals, lifestyle changes and lighting wars
19. Keeping warm at work, Christmas movie buff or bust and dream jobs.
18. Christmas cheer, riddles and energy drinks.
17. Dirty vans, excuses and hoovering in the dark.
16. Motors, munch and mother in laws
15. Ebay disasters, soap dodgers and Sam's movie game.
14. Sky news, the toothfairy and watch out Joe Wicks
13. Toothpaste, battered sprouts and feet sweets.
12. DIY funerals, Darryl's driving drama and a dire taste test.
11. Taste test, Tik Tok and trade praise.
10. Beware of Fencers, embarrassing kids and washing up drama.
9. Bin day, big toes and billy balls.
8. Toilet roll, sky diving and Darryl gets caught out.
7. Plasterers, Gucci Shoes and Nathen gets a call.
6. Tattoos, Trades and Turkish Delight.
5. Week 5 and the boys are up to no good.
4. The boys are back for week 4 of The Bald Builders Brunch.
3. Week 3 and the lads are in the swing of things.
2. The lads have made it back for week 2, depsite the heat.
1. The lads first show, welcome to The Bald Builders.