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14: Full Show PT 3: Thursday, May 14 [Vault]
13: Full Show PT 2: Thursday, May 14 [Vault]
12: Full Show PT 1: Thursday, May 14 [Vault]
11: Vault: He goes undercover to nail salons to find violations.
10: Vault: How do "drag relationships" work?
9: Vault: A website matched women with men who help pay for implants.
8: Vault: Her younger sister graduates college before her.
7: Vault: She's never had a long relationship, they want to ask her exe's why.
6: Vault: They had no idea Twilight would become that huge
5: Vault: Was she hiding the fact that she had a child?
4: Vault: She has the inside scoop on the Josh Duhamel scandal
3: Vault: Your nail salon might be dirtier than you think
2: Vault: He built a website to find his daughter
1: Vault: The story of Pat Tillman, NFL player to military man
Vault: Justin Bieber calls the studio.
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, May 13 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, May 13 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, May 13 [Vault]
Vault: She sneezes 8 to 9 times a minute for two weeks straight.
Vault: Did you accidentally see your parent's sex tape?
Vault: Inside Bert's untouchable wiffle ball pitch with Brian McCann.
Vault: Her adoption prank lasted years before the truth came out.
Vault: They unknowingly returned to the hotel they stayed at 12 years ago.
Vault: A two-minute work call killed the vibe completely.
Vault: She found a crocheted doll giving birth.
Vault: She's upset he still helps raise his ex's kid.
Vault: A family argument over Pearl Harbor got intense
Vault: She found out he's buying a ring while snooping through his phone!
Vault: Listener calls us out on our terrible sex advice.
Vault: We got an update from a listener in an abusive relationship.
Vault: She tried to extort her husband with a fake kidnapping.
Vault: Slow the audio down and everyone sounds wasted.
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, May 12 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, May 12 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, May 12 [Vault]
Vault: He Quit His Job to Date Her, Now She Wants Out.
Vault: The Student Vent Line Is Open
Vault: His Wife Is Returning Home to a Possible Emergency
Vault: The 911 Operator From the Katt Williams Hostage Call Phones In
Vault: She Says She Understands What Animals Are Feeling.
Vault: Listeners Share Their Stories of Abusive Relationships.
Vault: She Opened Up About Her Abusive Relationship
Vault: A Listener Is Helping Her Continue Her Lie
Vault: Half the Mechanics Lied About What the Car Needed.
Vault: Interview with Mo'Nique
Vault: She Lied About Her Career and Might Get Exposed
Vault: She Hid Her Breakup From Her Best Friend
Vault: CBS Goes Undercover to Catch Mechanics Overcharging
Full Show PT 3: Monday, May 11 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Monday, May 11 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Monday, May 11 [Vault]
Vault: She Doesn't Hold Back on the Birds and the Bees Talk Either.
Vault: This Funny Furniture Ad Brings Everyone Together
Vault: The Drunken Tailgate Caller Called In
Vault: Billy Bush from Access Hollywood Weighs In on the Stripper Scandal
Vault: The Bert Show Got National Attention for That Interview.
Vault: Watching Her Baby Get Shots Broke Her Heart
Vault: Your Mechanic Might Not Be Telling You Everything
Vault: Is 7-years old Too Young for "The Birds and the Bees" talk?
Vault: Listeners Think She Needs to Confess
Vault: Their entire relationship is based on a lie!
Vault: Bert Swears His Wiffle Ball Pitch Is Untouchable
Vault: Listeners Have Thoughts on the Cheating Scandal
Vault: Donnie Wahlberg Called Tracey Out of the Blue
Full Show PT 3: Friday, May 8 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Friday, May 8 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Friday, May 8 [Vault]
Vault: She wants to prove she can predict a baby's gender
Vault: Little girl's Halloween costumes are too inappropriate.
Vault: Did Josh Duhamel have an affair with a stripper?
Vault: She feels pressured to be a vegan.
Vault: They say this attic is haunted and the audio is chilling!
Vault: Did he ditch her for not sleeping with him?
Vault: How did the LIVE show séance go?
Vault: Listener says the show is too soft and the ring should go to charity.
Vault: She didn't hit her goal and she might lose her ring.
Vault: Ghost hunters took on a place so haunted that it got physically dangerous!
Vault: Did The Bert Show give her the wrong advice?
Vault: The Bert Show needs a wild tailgater to check in after getting drunk
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, May 7 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, May 7 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, May 7 [Vault]
Vault: She tried on her costume at the last minute and it's too small.
Vault: Bloopers audio unhinged! What did he just say?
Vault: Michael Johns Interview. He's buzzed in studio
Vault: The listener reactions hit her friend hard, and she's ready to change.
Vault: She leaves her baby alone and uses her phone as a baby monitor
Vault: This nightclub is extremely haunted. They were touched!
Vault: How should guys "break up" with their guy friends?
Vault: Did "paying it forward" pay off for them?
Vault: NBA player, Zaza Pachulia challenges Bert!
Vault: She tells him he's next in line if things go south with her man
Vault: She requires her husband to sit down to pee
Vault: Ghost hunter Andy shares chilling paranormal audio
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, May 6 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, May 6 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, May 6 [Vault]
Vault: She fired her because she was single
Vault: What Happens When Your Wife Leaves for the Weekend?
Vault: Where Are Hidden Cameras Secretly Being Placed?
Vault: She Left a Funeral Early To Meet a Man?!
Vault: Everyone's ready for the haunted house, except Melissa.
Vault: This listener STILL didn't listen to our advice!
Vault: What's Haunting This Police Department? Ghost Hunters Found Out
Vault: The Holidays Hit Different When You're Alone
Vault: The Halloween Costume That Tore a Family Apart
Vault: 911 Calls, Sex & Somehow…Everyone's Asleep?!
Vault: The Celebrity Chase Continues...
Vault: Celebrity Encounters Gone Wrong
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, May 5 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, May 5 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, May 5 [Vault]
Vault: Why Is She Refusing To Hire Single Women?
Vault: Tracey's baby is already talking at 3 months!
Vault: Chris Brown The New York Interview
Vault: Jason Griggers from Good Hair pulls up to give her extensions and it hurt Part 2
Vault: Jason Griggers from Good Hair pulls up to give her extensions and it hurt Part 1
Vault: She says, women have no game because they lead with emotion
Vault: This listener broke Jenn's #1 rule!
Vault: Can this caller choose between his wife and his mistress?
Vault: She has to get one Halloween costume for each party she attends
Vault: Listeners Share Wild Nicknames for Ex-Lovers.
Vault: He Earned A Strange Nickname Based On His Bedroom Performance
Vault: Military Wife Suspects Her Husband Is Cheating
Vault: Her 21st Birthday Voicemails Say It All
Full Show PT 3: Monday, May 4 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Monday, May 4 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Monday, May 4 [Vault]
Vault: She Says It Didn't Mean Anything. He Disagrees.
Vault: Parents Disagree Over Their 7-Year Old Daughter Wanting to Shave.
Vault: Two Women Are Collecting Money on a Corner and She Wants Answers
Vault: He doesn't think he's cut out for baseball.
Vault: Ashley Madison founder, Noel Biderman, helps married people cheat.
Vault: Are you aware that you're bad in bed?
Vault: They wrote Bert an extremely unprofessional letter.
Vault: Her boyfriend pays for everything, and she feels guilty
Vault: Melissa loves to see movies with black audiences!
Vault: She's really nervous and needs help talking to her crush.
Vault: Bert Has Full Conversations With Himself.
Vault: Teens Say They'd Be Honest If Parents Came Clean First
Vault: His Wife Forces Him To Sit Down And Pee?!
Full Show PT 3: Friday, May 1 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Friday, May 1 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Friday, May 1 [Vault]
Vault: Kelly Osbourne gets real with us.
Vault: Real Talk on Interracial Hate Part 2
Vault: Real Talk on Interracial Hate Part 1
Vault: Colbie Cailat Interview
Vault: Husband hunting with Colbie Cailat
Vault: Their 6-yr old son accidentally busted the family in a lie.
Vault: Bert probes Jenn about her breakup.
Vault: They Exposed a Dating Secret
Vault: Balloon Boy's Parents Were After the Spotlight All Along
Vault: It's husband hunting weekend!!!
Vault: The Balloon Boy Hoax
Vault: Fake Bert Show Employee Exposed on Air!
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, April 30 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, April 30 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, April 30 [Vault]
Vault: She's On Edge Thinking About Her Baby Getting Sick
Vault: Her dad proves his Uruguay loyalty with a 30-year-old soccer jersey.
Vault: Bert's Mom Cut Him Off…And He's Happy About It?!
Vault: She's dealing with a dog in heat and gets real help from listeners.
Vault: He's the one that got away…even though he cheated.
Vault: A yard dispute escalates when a 78-year-old woman grabs the water hose.
Vault: How soon after getting your license did you get into an accident? Part 2
Vault: How soon after getting your license did you get into an accident? Part 1
Vault: She confided in her mom, but now her friend's secret might not stay safe.
Vault: When cyclists get together, are they more aggressive?
Vault: What your underwear choice might say about your personality?
Vault: Is it okay to think about other people during sex?
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, April 29 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, April 29 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, April 29 [Vault]
Vault: Bethany's Big Date, Was It Worth the Wait?
Vault: Some of Jeff’s psychic predictions are starting to come true.
Vault: Intern Lauren discovers the art and versatility of Black women’s hair.
Vault: Old Flames, Old Tapes & One Very Angry Wife
Vault: Closure Call Pt. 5 - Brad Meets Sara & the Baby
Vault: Are women unknowingly dating men who lie about their age?
Vault: Jenn’s friend’s date spirals when his ex crashes their date!
Vault: She Finally Makes A Move On The Employee She's Waited a Decade For
Vault: Will His School Allow Him to Dress as a Girl?
Vault: Jeff's gadget turns voicemails into texts, and Bert is all in.
Vault: Can The Bert Show Survive on Microwave Meals & a College Budget?
Vault: The Voicemail That Flipped the Script on Failing Students
Vault: How Chelsey & Her Husband Are Dealing With the Neighbors From Hell
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, April 28 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, April 28 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, April 28 [Vault]
Vault: Bert settles his Hot Pocket debt by replacing the stolen one with two whole boxes.
Vault: Wendy got a mysterious voicemail from the phone of a guy she met, but an unknown woman left the message.
Vault: Jeff doesn't like the fact that South Side Steve thinks he can have any woman.
Vault: His Ex-wife doesn't want her children spanked by their step-mom.
Vault: Bert started problems in the office by giving away a Hot Pocket that didn't belong to him.
Vault: Is there really a baby? Listeners call in to share their opinions. Closure Call Part 5
Vault: Brad finds out about the baby online. Closure Call Part 4
Vault: She found creepy photos of herself on her neighbor's computer!
Vault: Why Bert won’t be left alone with babysitters!
Vault: Brad says he’s moved on, but is there even a baby? The timing doesn't add up. Closure Call Part 3
Vault: She has a 2 month-old baby she never told Brad about! Closure Call Part 2
Vault: Abby sent an email she shouldn't have sent to her boss. Her boss calls her in for a meeting.
Full Show PT 3: Monday, April 27 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Monday, April 27 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Monday, April 27 [Vault]
Vault: The Dog Whisperer Helps Bert With His Bulldog
Vault: Would You Confront a Friend Over Their Pet?
Vault: What Happens When the Dress Doesn’t Fit?
Vault: He Called Off the Engagement… Now She Wants Answers
Vault: Can She Drop Out of the Wedding Party?
Vault: Are Teenage Babysitters Trustworthy?
Vault: She Accidentally Sent THAT to Her Boss?!
Vault: Can They Spot Instant Coffee From the Real Thing?
Vault: This Parenting Move Is Equal Parts Genius and Gross
Vault: The Unisex Bathroom Debate
Post-Bert Show: Catching Up with Bert, Kristin & Cassie
Full Show PT 3: Friday, April 24 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Friday, April 24 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Friday, April 24 [Vault]
Vault: Is It Wrong to Facebook Stalk a Date?
Vault: The Pregnancy Story That Sounds Impossible
Vault: Husbands Are Asking the Question No One Wants to Ask
Vault: Brotherly Advice You Might Actually Need
Vault: We Put Bert’s Vodka Expertise to the Test
Vault: Are You Getting Scammed Every Time You Order a Drink?
Vault: She Caught Her Husband Watching His Ex-Wife?!
Vault: Did She Cross a Major Relationship Line?
Vault: Bartenders Are Secretly Overcharging You?!
Vault: Are Women More Unhappy Than Decades Ago?
Bert and Kristin REUNITE to Spill the Details on Bert's Wedding
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, April 23 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, April 23 [Vault]
Vault: The One That Got Away He Ghosted After 2 Years?! - PT 2
Vault: You Won’t Believe How She Got Her Vision Back
Vault: Jenn Paid HOW MUCH for This Cake?!
Vault: The One That Got Away He Ghosted After 2 Years?!
Vault: You Won’t Believe What Went Wrong Before This Wedding
Vault: Your Cosmetic Surgery Questions Answered
Vault: His Plan to Save Their Sex Life Is Wild
Vault: These “Nice” Moves Give Women the Ick
Vault: He Won’t Propose Until HER Friend Does?!
Vault: This Teen's Secret Shocked Us All!
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, April 21 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, April 21 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, April 21 [Vault]
Vault: When Does Letting Kids Sleep in Your Bed Go Too Far?
Vault: Jessica’s Secret Code for Awkward Moments Has Everyone Talking
Vault: A Simple Experiment Took a Seriously Dark Turn
Vault: When “Be Right Back” Turns Into a Breakup...
Vault: She Dated Her for Four Years Without Intimacy, Then Discovered a Shocking Truth - PT 2
Vault: Can You Change Your Kid’s Birthday Over an Awkward Connection?
Vault: Couples Open Up About Relationships Without Intimacy
Vault: Teens Share How Common Sexting Is and What It Means for Parents
Vault: Should You Ever Discipline Another Person’s Child?
Vault: She's Questioning Her Relationship After a Bizarre Incident
Vault: Did She Sabotage Her Own Date with Jealousy?
Full Show PT 2: Monday, April 20 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Monday, April 20 [Vault]
Vault: A Simple Black Light Test Turns Into a Hilarious Discovery
Vault: Joanna’s Assumption About Her Boyfriend Backfires in a Big Way
Vault: Listeners Share The Scary Moments They Realized They Were Being Watched
Vault: This Birthday Party Clip Goes Viral for the Wrong Reasons
Vault: Can Gaming Events Help You Make Real Friends?
Vault: She Dated Her for Four Years Without Intimacy, Then Discovered a Shocking Truth
Vault: Is "Losing" Your Engagement Ring the New Upgrade Hack?
Vault: Did This Unexpected Bromance Between Bert And Dr. Sanjay Gupta Actually Happen?
Vault: Jenn Claps Back at Her Dad After He Criticizes the Cost of Her Birthday Celebration
Vault: He Fell in Love with Italy’s Lifestyle, Now Bert Is Questioning Everything Life
Vault: She Proves Her Parents Can’t Afford College for Her Brother, Now What?
Full Show PT 2: Friday April 17 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Friday April 17 [Vault]
Vault: Is He About to Propose This Weekend? She Hopes So!
Vault: She Realized She’s Gay… Now She Has to Tell Her Husband
Vault: Do You Warn Coworkers About Layoffs?
Vault: She’s 35 and Wants Her First Drunk Experience (Update)
Vault: She Crossed a Line Over College Money
Vault: She Wants to Be ‘Unengaged’ After Saying Yes
Vault: A Life-Threatening Medical Emergency Before the Wedding
Vault: We Discuss The Truth About Plus-Size Models & Average Bodies
Vault: The Ultimate Before 30 Bucket List
Vault: The Truth About Hydro Cleansing
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, April 16 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, April 16 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, April 16 [Vault]
Vault: Men Share Why They Walked Away from Their Marriages
Vault: Is It Really a Secret If You Tell Your Spouse?
Vault: Are Plus-Size Models Changing Beauty Standards?
Vault: How Does She Tell Her Dad She Doesn't Want Him At Her Wedding?
Vault: She Said Yes to His Proposal, But It Wasn’t Real
Vault: She’s 35 and Wants Her First Drunk Experience
Vault: She Pressured Her Friend Into a Trip She Can’t Afford
Vault: Is Alcoholic Gum The Next Big Thing?
Vault: Bert Thinks Listeners Can Find Love in One Phone Call
Vault: She’s Taking Dating Advice…From Her Dog
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, April 15 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, April 15 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, April 15 [Vault]
Vault: Is This a Smart Way to Shoot Your Shot?
Vault: He Hit His Neighbors Car And Didn't Say Anything?!
Vault: The Viral Wedding Dance Everyone’s Tired Of….
Vault: Do You Stop Someone Else's Wedding If You Know It’s a Mistake?
Vault: She’s Worried About His Weight Before the Wedding
Vault: Does Chick-fil-A Have a Secret Rule About Divorce?
Vault: She Got Pregnant by a Stranger, Then This Happened
Vault: If He’s Not Into Her…Why Is He Still Texting?
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, April 13 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, April 13 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, April 13 [Vault]
Vault: The Girlfriend Email Chain That Got Nastier With Every Single Message
Vault: Erin's Neighbor Mystery Is Finally Solved & The Answer Came From The Last Person Expected
Vault: She Needs Help Finding This Cute Valet Driver
Vault: Are Kid Leashes Acceptable Parenting Or Completely Unacceptable?
Vault: This Breakdancer Needs Help Find The Girl He Accidentally Stood Up
Vault: The Products Nobody Wants To Be Seen Buying...
Vault: Women Confess Their Wildest Mid-Date Emergency Grooming Stories
Vault: Do You Tell Your Dad His Wife Is Cheating Or Stay Out Of It?
Vault: What's Haunting This Historic Law Office? Ghost Hunters Found Out
Vault: The Elopement Went Perfect, Until They Had To Tell His Mom
Vault: We Ranked The Most Socially Awkward Professions
Vault: Women Who Only Date Married Men Reveal Exactly Why They Do It
Full Show PT 3: Monday, April 13 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Monday, April 13 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Monday, April 13 [Vault]
Vault: The Wedding Planning Red Flags That Predict Divorce
Vault: Is It Ever OK To Cheat? We Debate Whether A Spouse Can Actually Push You Into It
Vault: The Pre-Marriage List That Has Everything You Should Do Before Marriage
Vault: First Date Fails That Should Have Ended Everything
Vault: The Call-In Confessions That Prove People Will Lie About Anything For Love
Vault: Someone Actually Tried To Do Their Own Plastic Surgery?!
Vault: Jewelry ER Stories That Will Make You Cringe
Vault: One Visit A Year & He's Rewriting His Whole Life To Win Her
Vault: Do You Tell Your Brother His Fiancée Is Hiding A Secret Marriage?
Vault: Her Married Neighbor Has A 'Regular' & She's Noticed Everything
Vault: The Terrifying Truth About What Hackers Can Do To Your Phone
Vault: Do Women Really Do This To Men While They Sleep?
Full Show PT 3: Friday, April 10 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Friday, April 10 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Friday, April 10 [Vault]
Vault: They've Been Married for 3 Months And They Haven't Touched Each Other Once
Vault: She's Been Faking Being Rich to Her Boyfriend, And the Lie Is About to Collapse
Vault: She Has One Target...Her Best Friend's Son!
Vault: His Whole Life He Was Told His Dad Was Dead. He Thinks That's a Lie
Vault: Demi Lovato Joins The Show
Vault: He Stood Her Up, But She Got the Last Laugh
Vault: OnePsychic Said Jenn's Life Was About to Change in a Big Way. Was She Right?
Vault: This Is The Most Dedicated Romantic Move We've Ever Heard
Vault: Who Is the Guy Standing on Corners Judging How Women Dress?
Vault: Real Stories of Marriages That Survived the Absolute Worst
Vault: Is This the Voice of a Murder Victim? Atlanta Ghost Hunters Share Chilling Evidence
Vault: The Word That Sparked the Most Controversial On-Air Debate Yet
Full Show PT 3: Thursday April 9 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Thursday April 9 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Thursday April 9 [Vault]
Vault: Listeners Call In With Their Messiest Mom and Dad Moments
Vault: What Do You Do When She's Out of Your League?
Vault: Is This Myth About Pools the Biggest Lie of Your Childhood?
Vault: He Found the Photos From Her Bachelorette Party, And Wished He Never Did
Vault: The Psychic Reading That Changed Everything: What Does the Future Hold for the Cast?
Vault: She Hooked Up With His Dad Before They Even Met
Vault: Is Monitoring Your Kids' Phone a Safety Move or a Betrayal of Trust?
Vault: This Man Has An Insane World Record Quest
Vault: What Do You Do If Your Coworker Is Living At The Office?
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, April 8 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, April 8 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, April 8 [Vault]
Vault: Beth's Obsession With Her Photo Soulmate Takes a Shocking Turn
Vault: Melissa's Wild Superpower...
Vault: How Does She Open Up To Her Estranged Mother?
Vault: Should Parents Buy Their Kids Condoms? Experts and Parents Weigh In
Vault: Why Do Women With Kids Make Less Money Than Their Peers?
Vault: This Guy Breaks Down the Dating Games Everyone Plays
Vault: Listeners Reveal How Prayer Helped Them Through Crisis
Vault: Sexual MythBusters: Do Men Really Fake Orgasms?
Vault: We Debate Over Parents Hosting 'Safe Parties' For Teens
Vault: Man Hires Stranger to Seduce His Wife in Shocking Divorce Plot
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, April 7 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, April 7 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, April 7 [Vault]
Vault: She's Convinced That Her Coworker Is Stealing Her Breast Milk
Vault: Is Sympathy Sex Ever Okay?
Vault: Her Cousin LIED To Her Over Money. Was It for Good Reason?
Vault: Why Do People Assume This About Him?
Vault: Has This Digital Crush Gone Too Far?
Vault: Grown Men Allowances?! The Secret Financial Control You Didn’t See Coming
Vault: School Forces Mom’s Son to Cut His Mohawk Days Before Summer
Vault: She Hates the Dog…Because of the Ex?!
Vault: My Toddler Cost Me HOW Much?! Parents Share Their Most Expensive Kid Disasters
Vault: She Didn’t Wake Up for 26 Hours…Why?
Full Show PT 3: Monday, April 6 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Monday, April 6 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Monday, April 6 [Vault]
Vault: She Came Clean About Her Two Year Fake Paycheck Scheme, Now What?
Vault: The Secret Second Relationships Our Listeners Don't Want You to Know About
Vault: How Often Are Women Really Washing Their Bras?
Vault: Listeners Confess Their Stupidest Injuries
Vault: Her Grieving Grandmother Was Exploited by Her Own Neighbors
Vault: Would You Loan Money to a Family Member Who Won't Work?
Vault: Is It a Red Flag If He Has Your Key But Won't Give You His?
Vault: Listeners Spill Their Most Disgusting Work Stories
Vault: He's Going for His Friend's Mom and She Is Mortified - Update
Vault: His Parents Got Caught Stealing Food at a Casino?!
Vault: The Vacation Hookups Nobody Was Supposed to Know About
Full Show PT 3: Friday, April 3 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Friday, April 3 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Friday, April 3 [Vault]
Vault: The Smelly Coworker Problem Nobody Wants to Talk About
Vault: Listeners Call In With Their Most Mortifying Moments
Vault: She Upgraded Herself While Hubby Was Away, And He Has No Idea
Vault: He's Going for His Friend's Mom and She Is Mortified
Vault: The Shocking Warnings Listeners Got From Their Future In-Laws
Vault: A Mom Called In Alarmed After Discovering What Her Daughter's Friend Is Pressuring Other Girls to Do
Vault: The Roommate Who Wasn't Graduating Just Got a Devastating Update
Vault: Ashton Kutcher Joins The Show
Vault: She Put a Fake Employee on Payroll and Kept the Money
Vault: Her Mom's Home Movies Had One Very NSFW Surprise - Part Two
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, April 2 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, April 2 [Vault]
Vault: Her Mom's Home Movies Had One Very NSFW Surprise
Vault: Why Women Keep Their Enemies Close
Vault: Mekhi Phifer Joins The Show!
Vault: She Is Keeping A Major Secret From Her Parents...
Vault: Holly's Roommate Is Pulling Off a Big Deception
Vault: We Tested a Magazine's Attraction List on Real Guys
Vault: What Do You Do When Your Date Already Knows Who You Are?
Vault: Her Friends Set Her Up On A Date, But Did It Go Well?
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, April 1 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, April 1 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, April 1 [Vault]
Vault: Can Ambien Make You Cheat?
Vault: Bert's April Fools Prank Goes Wrong!
Vault: Are You Flirtexting Wrong? The Women Who Wrote the Book about it
Vault: Weight Loss Wendy Checks Back In With Her Goal Completed
Vault: Hugh Jackman Joins The Show
Vault: Re-Treads Explained: The Sneaky Way Guys Keep Their Partner Count Low
Vault: Are Women Really Using Headbutts in Fights? Listeners Call In to Confess
Vault: Her First Date In 25 Years Was Ruined By Her Ex!
Vault: Listeners Confess Their Most Cringe-Worthy Sending Fails
Vault: Can a Dog Rescue Really Take Back an Adopted Dog?
Vault: A Mystery Song About Pregnant Women Being Smug Landed in a Listener's Inbox
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, March 31 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, March 31 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, March 31 [Vault]
Vault: He's Confused After Going On A Date With A Witch?!
Vault: Women Vent About Their men Being Too Into Their Hobbies
Vault: We Can't Believe These Statistics About Young Children
Vault: Women Open Up About Giving Birth After Not Knowing They Were Pregnant
Vault: Can She Take Action After Being Fired For Being Pregnant?
Vault: She Just BUSTED Her Bestie With Her Ex-Husband! - Part Two
Vault: Listeners Give Their Remedies For Women With A Low Sex Drive
Vault: She's Been His Girlfriend for Years, And His Parents Have Never Heard Of Her
Vault: The Show Roasts Jeff For Hosting A Couple's Baby Shower
Vault: Do Women Pretend to Be Helpless to Make Men Feel Manly?
Vault: The Bert Show Takes on Miss USA Questions
Full Show PT 3: Monday, March 30 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Monday, March 30 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Monday, March 30 [Vault]
Vault: The Ring That's Been in their Family for Years Is Missing
Vault: Can You Fall in Love With an Object? The Truth About Objectum Sexuality
Vault: Over 30? It's Time to Leave These Things Behind
Vault: What Happens When Your Therapist Sends You Back Home?
Vault: Lady Gaga Claps Back at Another Celeb's Rude Comments
Vault: Shocking Food Tampering Stories from Restaurant Workers
Vault: One Woman's Desperate Plea to Do the Right Thing Did Not End Well
Vault: Did This Listener Come Clean To Her Parents About Her Marriage?
Vault: She Just BUSTED Her Bestie With Her Ex-Husband!
Vault: Results - She's So Innocent She's Willing to Take a Lie Detector to Prove It
Full Show PT 3: Friday, March 27 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Friday, March 27 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Friday, March 27 [Vault]
Vault: Teachers Reveal What Students Confide in Them
Vault: The Condition You've Never Heard of That's Destroying Relationships
Vault: Brutally Honest Men Answer What Women REALLY Want to Know
Vault: She's So Innocent She's Willing to Take a Lie Detector to Prove It
Vault: Is Stealing Someone's Beer a Crime? This Woman Thinks So
Vault: One Woman's Desperate Plea to Do the Right Thing
Vault: How Do You Tell Your Husband He's Bad at Homework Help?
Vault: Can You Match The Celeb To The Random Fact?
Vault: Seth Rogen Joins The Show
Vault: This Accountant's Wife Has Had ENOUGH
Vault: A Member Of Her Church Is Trying To Crash The Birth Of Her Baby?!
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, March 25 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, March 25 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, March 25 [Vault]
Vault: She Thought She Was Being Betrayed. It Was a Surprise Party. Now What?
Vault: Did He Feel the Same? The One That Got Away Answers
Vault: How Do You Tell Your Employee to Go Out More?
Vault: She Lied Her Resume. Now She's Being Called to the Boss's Office.
Vault: Father Bailey Delivers His Gospel of Comebacks
Vault: Brides Spill Why Their Weddings Were Terrible
Vault: Jimmy Fallon Opens Up With Us
Vault: She's Been Secretly Married for 3 Months… And Hasn't Told Her Parents Yet
Vault: Jordin Sparks Joins The Show
Vault: The Little Lies Your Server Tells to Get a Bigger Tip
Vault: Can You Get a DUI…While Sleeping?
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, March 25 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, March 25 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, March 25 [Vault]
Vault: The Things You Didn't Know About The Bert Show
Vault: What Horrific Thing Did You Do While Taking Ambien?
Vault: Do Women Have Problems With Dating Skinner Men?
Vault: The World Traveler Couple Opens Up About Their Split
Vault: Andre 3000 Joins The Show
Vault: Bert Solves Wendy's Dating Desperation
Vault: The Questions You Always Wanted To Ask Other Ethnicities
Vault: Do You Know What Your Kids Are Texting?
Vault: Is She Wrong For Not Wanting Kids At Her Reception?
Vault: She Wants To Brag On Her Body Part And She's Not Alone
Vault: Listeners Share The Ridiculous Things They Gave Up For Lent
Vault: She Caught Her Daughter Lying About Her Spring Break Trip!
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, March 24 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, March 24 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, March 24 [Vault]
Vault: The Most Ridiculous 911 Call You'll Ever Hear
Vault: The Babysitting Job That Went Completely Off the Rails
Vault: She Loves Him But Isn't Attracted to Him Anymore
Vault: Men Call In to Say What They Actually Find Attractive
Vault: For These Listeners, This Is the Weekend That Matters
Vault: How Long Would You Wait to Catch a Cheater?
Vault: Is Your Hobby a Hobby Or an Obsession?
Vault: We Can't Believe How Much Wedding Planning She's Done In 6 Weeks
Vault: We're Worried Our Favorite Traveling Couple Called It Quits
Vault: Listeners Share the Ink They're Still Stuck With
Vault: The Guys Try to Save Wendy From Herself
Vault: She Thinks The Guy She's Dating Is A Better Fit For Her Friend?!
Full Show PT 3: Monday, March 23 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Monday, March 23 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Monday, March 23 [Vault]
Vault: She's Searching For Her High School Sweetheart
Vault: We Helped Her Find A Date To Make Her Ex Jealous
Vault: These Men Had No Idea The Women They Were Dating Were Way Younger Than Them
Vault: Her Best Friend Was Secretly Texting Her Ex The Whole Time They Were Together
Vault: She Set Her Divorced Parents Up On A Blind Date, And It Didn't End Well
Vault: She Discovered Her Baby's New Name Was His Secret Ex-Fiancée's
Vault: She Won't Rest Until She's In A Video Game, And She's So Close
Vault: Are Employers Penalizing Women Who Want Children?
Vault: What Do You Do When Your Handyman Steals From You?
Vault: Bert Did WHAT To A Kid On The Playground?!
Vault: The Jonas Brothers Join The Show
Vault: These Women Were In Active Labor And Still Showed Up To Work Anyway?!
Full Show PT 3: Friday, March 20 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Friday, March 20 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Friday, March 20 [Vault]
Vault: One Man's Burger King Order Turned Into a Police Matter
Vault: Her Lifelong Crush on Olivia Newton-John Led to an Unforgettable Interview
Vault: T.I. Joins The Show
Vault: She's Playing Two Guys at Once and Needs Our Help
Vault: Martha Stewart Joins The Show
Vault: She Had A Tough Decision To Make. So Who Did She Fire?
Vault: Melissa Had An Awkward Experience at a Funeral and She's Finally Confessing
Vault: Listeners Expose the Moment the Show Went Too Far, and Why They're Still Hooked
Vault: Listen To This Woman Unleash a Savage Message on Her Ex
Vault: He Secretly Stalked a Sports Illustrated Model Online to See If She Was Taken
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, March 19 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, March 19 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, March 19 [Vault]
Vault: Wendy Shares The Anonymous Online Advice She Received
Vault: Jeff Saw A License Plate He Doesn't Think Should Be Legal
Vault: She Thinks Online Dating Is Pathetic…So Why Does She Keep Doing It?
Vault: How Can She Kick Out Her Roommate In Four Days?
Vault: You Won't Believe What Turned Up Inside These Haunted Houses
Vault: Fire The Struggling Single Mom Or The College Grad?
Vault: She Promised To Save Money But Her Sister-In-Law Is Blowing It!
Vault: The Fray Joins The Show
Vault: Will Her Family Agree With Her Life-Changing Decision?
Vault: She Found Her Boyfriend's Secret Sex Profile, Now What?
Vault: What Do You Do If Your Friend Is A Social Bomber?
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, March 18 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, March 18 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, March 18 [Vault]
Vault: She Found Her Daughter's Secret and She's Not Letting It Slide
Vault: He Needs Help Searching for His High School Sweetheart
Vault: Her Birthday Proposal Plan Hits Another Snag
Vault: Listeners Confess the Wildest Places They've Been Escorted Out Of
Vault: Our Listeners' Most Awkward, Uninvited Situations
Vault: Bert Needs Help Handling This Superficial Debate
Vault: The Most Unexpected Wedding Story You'll Hear
Vault: Wendy's Creepy Craigslist Adventure
Vault: He Got Down on One Knee and Somehow Ruined Everything
Vault: Can This Old Wives Trick Predict A Baby's Gender?
Vault: What Do You Do When a Friend's Kid Crosses the Line?
Vault: Listeners Share Why They're Nervous For The Weekend
Vault: Getting Stood Up Was the Best Thing That Happened to Her
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, March 17 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, March 17 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, March 17 [Vault]
Vault: The Dirty Secret Of Married Couples: Separate Beds At The In-Laws
Vault: Do You Have A Celebrity Soulmate? Listeners Confess Theirs
Vault: Everyone's On Facebook. She Refuses. Here's Why.
Vault: She Wants To Serve Her Country, But At What Cost To Her Family?
Vault: This Guy Is Convinced These Women Are Desperate
Vault: Near Death Survivors Reveal What Really Happens
Vault: She Set An Impossible Standard For Her Dream Man
Vault: Did You Let Your Soulmate Walk Out The Door?
Full Show PT 3: Monday, March 16 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Monday, March 16 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Monday, March 16 [Vault]
Vault: His Wife Kicked Him Out Of The Delivery Room...Why?
Vault: He's Been Looking For His Love For Over 17 Years!
Vault: Couples Narc On Their Spouses For Donating Too Much!
Vault: His Cruise Date Turned Into The Worst Experience Ever!
Vault: She Accidentally Hooked Up With Her Boss's Ex?!
Vault: She's Moving Back In With Her Mom, But There's A MAJOR Problem
Vault: The Bridal Party That Fired Its Own Girls
Full Show PT 3: Friday, March 13 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Friday, March 13 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Friday, March 13 [Vault]
Vault: Are These TV Items Worth Purchasing?
Vault: Are Men Really Getting Drunk During Their Child's Birth?
Vault: They're Taking Desperate Measures In Life, But For Good Reason
Vault: Jennifer's Motivation By Humiliation
Vault: She Asked Her Boyfriend's Dad For His Hand In Marriage!
Vault: She Fought Someone At The Cash Register?!
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, March 12 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, March 12 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, March 12 [Vault]
Vault: Did Richard Find His Cruise Date?
Vault: What's the Right Gift for Your Stage of Dating?
Vault: Listen To This Woman's Divorce Bucket List
Vault: Is It Wrong to Keep Found Money?
Vault: Is This The WORST Audition Tape Ever?
Vault: Should She Propose? Listeners Weigh In (Part 2)
Vault: What Did The Ghost Hunters Discover At This Salvage Yard?
Vault: Blackmailing Her Boss Backfired Big Time!
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, March 11 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, March 11 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, March 11 [Vault]
Vault: She Wants To Blackmail Her Boss With Compromising Pics?!
Vault: What Do You Hate Because Of Your Ex?
Vault: Can We Make This Bert Show Member's Voiceover Dreams Come True?
Vault: Have You Never Received A Gift From Your Spouse? These Listeners Haven't
Vault: Is She Making A Mistake By Proposing To Her Boyfriend?
Vault: She Doesn't Know How To Break Hard News To Her Boyfriend
Vault: He's Looking For A Date To Join Him On A Cruise
Vault: People Are Fighting Over Shopping Carts?!
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, March 10 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, March 10 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, March 10 [Vault]
Vault: How Far Did You Drive In The Wrong Direction?
Vault: This Simple Home Trick Is Saving Marriages
Vault: They Stole From Their Parents, And They Have No Regrets
Vault: They Left Everything Behind And Now They're in Asia
Vault: You'll Never Guess Why This Listener Is Mad At Us
Vault: The One Test That Reveals If Your Toddler Will Be Smarter Than Average
Vault: Jeff Finally Did Something He's Spent Years Dreaming About
Vault: Is It Wrong To Accept A Gift From Your Ex?
Full Show PT 3: Monday, March 9
Full Show PT 2: Monday, March 9
Full Show PT 1: Monday, March 9
Vault: The Dream That Won't Stop
Vault: Woman Goes OFF on a Telemarketer!
Vault: He Asked Her to Be His Mistress?!
Vault: The Friend Zone Trap: Guys Who Wait for Their Chance
Vault: Real or Staged? The Worst Parent Video on the Internet
Vault: Taylor Lautner Joins The Show
Vault: How Did The Bert Show Do After Giving Up Their Vices?
Full Show PT 3: Friday, March 6 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Friday, March 6 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Friday, March 6 [Vault]
Vault: The Uncomfortable Truth About Why People Stay in Bad Relationships
Vault: What Happens in Vegas…Amy's Wild Girls' Trip (Part 1)
Vault: Can Witnessing Childbirth Change Your Sex Life?
Vault: Is Her Bird Talking? Listeners Weigh In
Vault: The Bert Show's Vice Challenge
Vault: Why Are Women Falling for Men Behind Bars?
Vault: Jeff Calls Out Bert For Being A Dating Profiler
Vault: He Missed A Payment, And Got a Call He Didn't Expect
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, March 5 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, March 5 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, March 5 [Vault]
Vault: We Help Fall Out Boy Break Their World Record
Vault: Instant Dealbreaker - Listeners Confess What Ends It
Vault: Donnie Wahlberg Sets the Record Straight
Vault: The Thumb Sucker Breakup
Vault: Did Her Parents Survive Meeting Her Boyfriend's Parents?
Vault: The Disabled Parking Scam
Vault: Ask a Divorce Lawyer: Your Messiest Questions, Answered
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, March 4 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, March 4 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, March 4 [Vault]
Vault: What Do You Do When You Get Side Swiped By An Emergency Vehicle?
1: Vault: Did She Come Clean To Her Husband About Her Financial Crisis?
Vault: Listeners Confess To Their Most Embarrassing Stories!
Vault: What's Your Biggest Perk At Work?
Vault: The Best Of Atlanta Ghost Hunters
Vault: Is The Morning Banana Diet A Scam?
Vault: How Do You Politely Skip A Second Date?
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, March 3 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, March 3 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, March 3 [Vault]
Vault: She's Judging Her Boyfriend's Dad Over His Career - Part Two
Vault: Is Bert's Friend Weird For Doing This?
Vault: We Explain Our Raise Your Hand Poll Answers
Vault: Whatever You Do, Don't Lift The Toilet Seat
Vault: Her Husband Feel Replaced By His Wife's "Toys"
Vault: You'll Never Guess How This Woman Used Hand Sanitizer
Vault: What Do You Do When You're Caught In The Middle Of A Love Triangle?
Vault: Are You Frantic About The Week? You're Not Alone
Full Show PT 3: Monday, March 2 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Monday, March 2 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Monday, March 2 [Vault]
Vault: Billy Bob Thornton Joins The Show
Vault: Is Bert's Elevator Theory Correct Or Not?
Vault: Is It A Thing For Nurses To Be Mean On Purpose?
Vault: Her Bridesmaids Ditched Her At The Alter?!
Vault: She's Judging Her Boyfriend's Dad Over His Career
Vault: How Do You Tell Your Friend You're Against Who They're Dating?
Vault: She's Determine To Reverse Roles With Her Husband
Vault: The Listeners Are Ready To Walk Out On Work
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, February 26 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, February 26 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, February 26 [Vault]
Vault: Tyler Perry Joins The Show
Vault: He's Prepared To Take a Risk And Hitchhike Across The US
Vault: How Do You Tell Your Man He Isn't Good In Bed
Vault: Are You Cheating On Your Partner Without Realizing It?
Vault: He's Keeping A MAJOR Secret From His Brother
Vault: Ne-Yo Joins The Show
Vault: He Ex Broke It Off After Two Years, And She Wants Answers!
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, February 25 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, February 25 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, February 25 [Vault]
Vault: How Old Is Too Old To Wear Costumes?
Vault: Love Lost & Found - She's Searching For A Cop
Vault: Bert Desperately Wants To Destroy The Dreams Of Women Everywhere
Vault: Are You Secretly In Competition With Your Siblings?
Vault: Are Fantasy Football Leagues Getting Out Of Control?
Vault: She's Afraid To Tell Her Employer She's Pregnant
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, February 24 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, February 24 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, February 24 [Vault]
Vault: People Spare No Expense When It Comes to Their Pets
Vault: The Bert Show's Dirty Work - Asking the Questions Nobody Else Will
Vault: Your Social Media Account Might Ruin Your Career
Vault: Is She Wrong For Ratting Out Her Sister?
Vault: Someone Wants Bert To Be Their Sugar Daddy?!
Vault: Listeners Share Their Biggest Relationship Age Difference
Vault: Did Wendy Get Her Mojo Back?
Full Show PT 3: Monday, February 23 - BBA EDITION
Full Show PT 2: Monday, February 23 - BBA EDITION
Full Show PT 1: Monday, February 23 - BBA EDITION
Signing Off from an Unforgettable Bert's Big Adventure 2026 Trip!
Listen To The Sweetest Letter To These Bert's Big Adventure Siblings
We Share Our Favorite Moments With Bert's Big Adventure Kid Gunner
1: This Letter From Bert's Big Adventure Kid Rowan's Parents Will Bring You Joy
This Letter From Bert's Big Adventure Kid Jameson's Mom Will Melt Your Heart
We Relive Bert's Big Adventure Kid Asher's Magical Trip!
A Touching Letter From Bert's Big Adventure Kid Kendell's Dad
Relive the Magic: Bert's Big Adventure Kid Forrest Shares His Trip Highlights!
We Share Our Best Moments With Bert's Big Adventure Kid Ayden
Get To Know Our Bert's Big Adventure Kid Sebastian!
Bert's Big Adventure Kid Josiah's Mom Speaks from the Heart
The Bert’s Big Adventure Rookies Share Highlights From This Year's Trip!
Full Show PT 3: Friday, February 20 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Friday, February 20 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Friday, February 20 [Vault]
Vault: Do You Regret Leaving Your Old Life For A Better One?
Vault: His Future Mother-In-Law Made An Insulting Proposition!
Vault: Veteran Teachers Give Rookie Teachers Advice
Vault: Bert & Melissa Want To Be In The Next Olympics?!
Vault: Is It Odd That She's Attracted To Her Pastor?
Vault: These Are Some Wild Nanny Horror Stories
Vault: We Take A Career Assessment Test
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, February 19 - BBA EDITION
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, February 19 - BBA EDITION
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, February 19 - BBA EDITION
Meet Our Bert's Big Adventure Siblings Manny & Lani!
We Surprise Our New Bert's Big Adventure Kid Brooke!
One Bert's Big Adventure Member Has A MAJOR Life Update!
We Have A Special Surprise For Our Newest Bert's Big Adventure Kid Ayden!
Meet Our Bert's Big Adventure Kid Gunner!
Our Bert's Big Adventure Kid From 2024 Shares His Success Story!
Meet Bert's Big Adventure Kid Kendell!
1: One Bert's Big Adventure Mom Shares What To Expect This Year!
It's The Kick Off To Bert's Big Adventure 2026!
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, February 18 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, February 18 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, February 18 [Vault]
Vault: Is It Wrong To Let One Person Call The Shots In A Marriage?
Vault: He's Married But Thinks His Soulmate Is Another Woman!
Vault: This Man Is On A Mission To Find His Purpose In Life
Vault: You'll Never Guess Why This Man Called 911
Vault: Are Tramp Stamps A Thing For Men?
Vault: She's Seeking Revenge On A Guy Who Did Her Wrong
Vault: Did She Take Her dad's Offer To Lose Weight For Money?
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, February 17 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, February 17 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, February 17 [Vault]
Vault: How Many Times Do The Bert Show Members Lie?
Vault: He Needs Help telling His Roommate He's In Love
Vault: Melissa Got Into It With A Naked Man?!
Vault: He Wants To Win Over His Ex Wife!
Vault: This Is The Funniest Call We've Heard From A Cop
Vault: Is This True About Senior Citizen Homes?
Vault: We Can't Believe The Weekend Remorse Listeners Confessed To
Full Show PT 3: Monday, February 16
Full Show PT 2: Monday, February 16
Full Show PT 1: Monday, February 16
Vault: Their At Odds Over What Their Receptionist Should Look Like
Vault: Listeners Open Up About The Success Of Their Open Relationships
Vault: He's Ready For Marriage, But He's Missing The Most Important Thing
Vault: Does Cosmo Give Accurate Advice About What Men Want?
Vault: Would You Do *This* If You Knew You Were Getting Divorced?
Vault: He's Searching For The Best Make-Out Spots In The City!
Vault: She Cut Her Friend Off After She Abandoned Her
Vault: Is Eloping Worth It Or Not?
Full Show PT 3: Friday, February 13 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Friday, February 13 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Friday, February 13 [Vault]
Vault: She Needs To find The People Who Saved Her Son
Vault: Are These Foods Actually Better Than Sex?
Vault: She's On A Mission To Find Her Mom A Man
Vault: What Are Doctors Really Hiding From You?
Vault: Bert's Ego Gets Massively Bruised
Vault: Do Guys Lie About Being Gay To Meet Women?
Vault: Her Husband Wants To Attend His Ex's Wedding?
Vault: This Is The Most Horrific Pick Up Line We've Ever Heard
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, February 12 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, February 12 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, February 12 [Vault]
Vault: Love Lost And Found - Finding Mr. Wright
Vault: How Do You Handle Your Pet's Anxiety?
Vault: Her Dad's Girlfriend Wants To Crash Her Wedding Photos?!
Vault: His Best Friend Wants To Steal His Kid's Name!
Vault: Steve Carell Joins The Show
Vault: She Caught Her Boyfriend Looking For Dates Online
Vault: We Expose Jeff's Superpower
Vault: The Bathroom Double Standard
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, February 11 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, February 11 [Vault]
1: Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, February 11 [Vault]
Vault: She's Worried About Coming Out At Her High School Reunion
Vault: Is Harassment During Job Interviews More Common Than We Think?
Vault: Are You Babying Your Kids Too Much?
Vault: Her Parents Won't Allow Her To Celebrate Her 21st Birthday!
Vault: Her Boyfriend Wants Her To Pay His Debt?!
11: Vault: World Of Warcraft Assassin Girl
10: Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, February 10 [Vault]
9: Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, February 10 [Vault]
8: Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, February 10 [Vault]
7: Vault: Babysitters Are Hit On More Thank You Think
6: Vault: She Has No Remorse After STEALING From Her Husband!
5: Vault: Bert & Jeff's Metrosexual Quiz!
4: Vault: This Bride's Secret Lover Is Her Bridesmaid?!
3: Vault: New Listeners Give Their Honest Review Of Our Show
2: Vault: She Plans On Getting Married For All The Wrong Reasons
1: Vault: What Does It Mean To Repeatedly Have The Same Nightmares?
Vault: Her Boyfriend Refuses To Shave Until She Loses Weight!
Full Show PT 3: Monday, February 9 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Monday, February 9 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Monday, February 9 [Vault]
Vault: Listeners Share Their Most Insane Wedding Stories
Vault: Is She Wrong For Selling Her Wedding Rings?
Vault: Her Friendship Was RUINED Over A Gossiper
Vault: How Does She Tell Her Boyfriend She Can't Afford To Attend His Wedding?
Vault: Are Women Moving To ATL To Find Love?
Vault: Her Boyfriend Is Against Her Visiting Someone Overseas
Vault: This Teacher Wants To Go Wild For The Summer
Vault: A Teacher Allowed Students To Vote A Kid Out Of The Classroom?!
Full Show PT 3: Friday, February 6 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Friday, February 6 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Friday, February 6 [Vault]
Vault: If Your Marriage Is Sex Starved, This Message Is For You
Vault: Her Wedding Is Coming Up But She's Starting To Have Second Thoughts
Vault: Are Parties For One-Year-Olds Overrated?
Vault: We're Caught In The Middle Of Some Crazy Marriage Drama
Vault: The World Traveling Couple Starts Their Journey In Asia!
Vault: Ludacris Joins The Show
Vault: We Share Our Meltdown Regrets
Vault: Is It Normal To Date Without Being Intimate?
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, February 5 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, February 5 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, February 5 [Vault]
Vault: Cheer Moms Are Out Of Control!
Vault: How Do You Avoid Your Long Winded Friends?
Vault: Drunk Call To Duty - How Did You Pull Yourself Together?
Vault: She's In Love With Someone Who Won't Say It Back
Vault: Is A Tattoo Of Someone Else's Name A Dealbreaker?
Vault: Her Husband Refuses To Buy Tampons For Her?!
Vault: How Do You Tell Someone They Gossip Too Much?
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, February 3 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, February 3 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, February 3 [Vault]
Vault: Is Having A Funeral For A Pet Too Much?
Vault: She Blew Their Tax Refund Without Her Husband Knowing
Vault: The Most Inappropriate Things Kids Brought for Show & Tell
Vault: Anonymous Callers Attempt To Break Up Relationships
Vault: This Mother Is Determined To Ruin Her Son's Relationship
Vault: She Wants Our Help Clearing Her Name At Work
Vault: Parents Share Their Approach To Teaching Self-Defense
Vault: Would You Tell Someone How Bad Their Illness Is Or Let Them Live In Peace?
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, February 3 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, February 3 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, February 3 [Vault]
Vault: Male Teachers Confess To Being Treated Differently
Vault: Will This Couple Make It Through Their World Travel?
Vault: Her Friend's Husband Is Avoiding Her...Why?
Vault: Are There Power Struggles Between Doctors And Nurses?
Vault: She Set Up A Catfish Page To Breakup A Couple?!
Vault: Is This Woman's Road Rage Out Of Control?
Vault: Listeners Share The Most Desperate Things They Did For Cash
Vault: He Needs Help Finding A Woman He Met In A Park
Full Show PT 3: Monday, February 2 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Monday, February 2 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Monday, February 2 [Vault]
Vault: Callers Share How They Busted Their Grandparents Smoking
Vault: Is Her Dad Wrong For Offering Her Money To Lose Weight?
Vault: We Discuss Air Brushing Kids Pictures
Vault: Is Her Husband Lying About Calling Escorts?!
Vault: You'll Never Believe The Relationship Advice This Kid Gives Adults
Vault: She Just Found Out She's The Other Woman In Her Relationship
Vault: What Do You Do When You're In A Sexless Marriage?
Full Show PT 3: Friday, January 30 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Friday, January 30 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Friday, January 30 [Vault]
Vault: One Junior Listener Gives Teens Some Good Advice
Vault: Bert And Jeff's British Accent Dual!
Vault: Why Do Car Salesmen Treat Women Differently?
Vault: Her Boyfriend Has No Idea She Has Kids?!
Vault: Listeners Share The Dating Spreadsheets They Have
Vault: This Divorce Attorney Has Advice For You
Vault: These Are Some Extreme Cases Of Germophobes
Vault: How Old Is Too Old For Dads To Take Their Daughters Into Restrooms?
Vault: Do Firehouse Groupies Exist?
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, January 29 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, January 29 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, January 29 [Vault]
Vault: Premarital Counseling Stories
Vault: Should She Stay With A Guy Who Lied To Her?
Vault: Is It Normal To Do This While Watching TV?
Vault: Who's Living A Single Life In Their Marriage?
Vault: Listeners Describe The Show In 5 Words...
Vault: Bert Needs Time Management Advice
Vault: She's In Love With A Guy Who's Leading Her On
Vault: Listeners Clear Rumors About Themselves
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, January 28 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, January 28 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, January 28 [Vault]
Vault: This Woman Has A Plan To Get Her Husband To Do Chores
Vault: These Are The Funniest Customer Service Calls
Vault: This Parent Spied On Her Kid's Teacher
Vault: She Wants Our Help Proving She's Not A Stripper
Vault: She Wants To Celebrate Her Anniversary With Multiple Guys?!
Vault: Bert Wants To Test His Sexy Underwear Theory
Vault: She Thinks A Man From A Magazine Is Her Soulmate?!
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, January 27 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, January 27 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1 Tuesday, January 27 [Vault]
Vault: Is It Cheesy To Propose On Valentine's Day?
Vault: Is This Relationship Challenge Going To Backfire On This Guy?
Vault: Women Explain Why They Don't Want To Get Married
Vault: Men Give Our Listener Brutal Honesty About Her Boyfriend
Vault: Rihanna Joins The Show
Vault: How Did You Snap On Your Ex?
Vault: Listeners Open Up About Their Hoarding Problems
Vault: She's Afraid To Drive And Needs Help
Full Show PT 3: Monday, January 26 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Monday, January 26 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Monday, January 26 [Vault]
Vault: He's Afraid He's Going To Self Sabotage His New Relationship
Vault: She's In The Middle Of A Tough Situation With Her Boss
Vault: Her Ex Crossed The Line And Now She Wants Revenge!
Vault: She's Engaged To Multiple Men?!
Vault: Motivation By Humiliation - We're Holding These Listeners Accountable
Vault: Were These Women Mean To Her Because Of Her Looks?
Vault: Are These Gifts Worthy Of A Breakup?
Vault: Did Her Boyfriend Surprise Her With A Proposal Over The Holidays?
Full Show PT 3: Friday, January 23 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Friday, January 23 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Friday, January 23 [Vault]
Vault: Did She Take The Risk Of Dating Her Boss?
Vault: Is Bert As Good Of A Driver As He Thinks?
Vault: He's Nervous About Asking A Guy To Prom
Vault: She Needs Advice On Dating A Mama's Boy
Vault: We Attempt To Help A Listener Find A Date For her High School Reunion
Vault: Did She Rat Her Mom Out For Cheating?
Vault: She's Afraid Her Husband Is Cheating With A Celebrity
Vault: Who Has Been Ditched During A Date?
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, January 22 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, January 22 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, January 22 [Vault]
Vault: What Did Your Partner Do To Make You Change The Locks?
Vault: She's Secretly Dating Her Daughter's Boyfriend?!
Vault: How Bert Met Bono...
Vault: Jake Gyllenhaal Joins The Show
Vault: One Of Jeff's Most Traumatic Moments
Vault: Bert Faces His Fear Of Airbags?!
Vault: What Was Your Kid's First Curse Word?
Vault: Her Ex Wants The Ring Back To Give To His New Girlfriend - Update
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, January 21 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, January 21 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, January 21 [Vault]
Vault: Her Ex Wants The Ring Back To Give To His New Girlfriend
Vault: 50 Cent Joins The Show
Vault: Melissa Faces Her Fear Of Heights
Vault: Listeners Share Their Insignificant Soapbox
Vault: Idiot's Guide To Checking On Your Man
Vault: All Or Nothing Trivia
Vault: Jeff Faces His Fear Of Guns
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, January 20 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, January 20 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, January 20 [Vault]
Vault: She In The Middle Of A Work Love Triangle
Vault: How Did You Get Rid Of Your Ex?
Vault: How Does She Get Rid Of Her Work Stalker?
Vault: Listeners Share Their Dating Superstitions
Vault: These Had Washing Statics Are Shocking
Vault: All Of Her Exes Are Gay...Why?
Vault: How Did You Get Busted With Birth Control?
Vault: Fantasia Joins The Show
Vault: This Teacher Blog Is Brutally Honest
Full Show PT 3: Monday, January 19 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Monday, January 19 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Monday, January 19 [Vault]
Vault: He Said Something She Can't Stop Thinking About
Vault: Phone Scam - Work Computer Edition
Vault: People Confess To Loving Their Pet More Than Their Spouse?!
Vault: Update On Suzi The World Traveler
Vault: Who Broke Up With Someone Out Of Spite?
Vault: Idiot's Guide To Turning 21
Vault: Jeff Made A Big Mistake On his Voicemail
Vault: She Wants To Expose Her Friend Before Her Wedding
Full Show PT 3: Friday, January 16 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Friday, January 16 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Friday, January 16 [Vault]
Vault: We Take A Deep Look Into A Website For Cheaters
Vault: Phone Scam - Bad School Credits
Vault: Listeners Confess To Never Reading A Book
Vault: Do You Regret Having A Second Child?
Vault: This Woman Was Fired For Saving A Dog!
Vault: Who Has Beef With A Celebrity?
Vault: Consumer Tips From Bert Show Listeners
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, January 15 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, January 15 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, January 15 [Vault]
Vault: What Ugly Celebrity Do You Look Like?
Vault: You'll Never Guess What He's Requesting Of his Wife
Vault: What Did You Find Out About Someone After They Passed?
Vault: Did This Wedding Crasher Succeed?
Vault: What Made You Quit Drinking?
Vault: We Created Our Own Termination Emails
Vault: This Woman Will Teach You How To Kiss
Vault: How Did You Embarrass Yourself During An Argument?
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, January 14 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, January 14 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, January 14 [Vault]
Vault: We're About To Expose A Dead Beat Mom
Vault: What Gender Can Tolerate More Pain?
Vault: Most Inappropriate Times to Request Sex
Vault: Tough Love From Tiy-E
Vault: He Had A Wet Dream In His Friends Bed?!
Vault: Her Massage Took A Turn For The Worse!
Vault: She's In Her 20s And NEVER Had Been On A Date!
Vault: The BEST Proposal Ever!
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, January 13 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, January 13 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, January 13 [Vault]
Vault: This Is One Of The Most Bizarre Calls We've Ever Received
Vault: Shakira Joins The Show
Vault: We Can't Believe How Delusional This Woman Is
Vault: Upgrading Your Life After A Breakup
Vault: What Crazy Thing Did You Forgive Your Partner For?
Vault: Whose Lying About Their Relationship Origin Story?
Vault: Guys NEVER Do This If You're Trying To Get A Date
Full Show PT 3: Monday, January 12 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Monday, January 12 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Monday, January 12 [Vault]
Vault: He's In Love With His Co-Worker
Vault: We Are Over This Listener's Love Triangle
Vault: He's Afraid His Boyfriend Is Cheating With A Woman!
Vault: What's The Furthest You've Been Lost?
Vault: Have You Ever Tailed Your Spouse?
Vault: She Has Beef With Her Fiancé's Ex-Girlfriend
Vault: This Guy Sued A Hotel Over His Bedroom Activities!
Vault: Would You Wear A Used Engagement Ring?
Full Show PT 3: Friday, January 9 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Friday, January 9 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Friday, January 9 [Vault]
Vault: Jermaine Dupri Joins The Show
Vault: What Did You Do To Pass A Class?
Vault: Idiot's Guide To Cramming
Vault: He Fumbled His "Love Lost & Found"
Vault: What Are The Signs A Guy Is Going To Be Bad In Bed?
Vault: The Bert Show Newlywed Game
Vault: He Wants To Shoot His Shot With His Friend
Vault: Is She Weird For Doing This Behind Her Boyfriend's Back?
Vault: How Much Are You Supposed To Spend On A First Date?
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, January 8 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, January 8 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, January 8 [Vault]
Vault: Is She About To Make A Mistake With The Guy She's Dating?
Vault: She Thought She Lost Her Engagement Ring Forever Until This Happened!
Vault: He Won't Let His Girlfriend Smoke Even Though He Does?!
Vault: Will Smith Joins The Show
Vault: Would You Ever Date A Cheater?
Vault: Are Moms Willing To Admit They Have Ugly Kids?
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, January 7 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, January 7 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, January 7 [Vault]
Vault: These Women Confess To Having Backup Boyfriends
Vault: Have You Ever Had To Discipline Someone Else's Kid?
Vault: When Was The Worst Moment Your Man Burst Into Tears?
Vault: The Craziest 911 Call Over Fast Food!
Vault: We Can't Believe The Double Lives These Listeners Are Living
Vault: The Greatest Revenge Stories
Vault: Women Share The Funny Nicknames Of Their Husband's "Member"
Vault: We Debate Over This Love Lost And Found
Vault: Why Do Women Fake The Big O?
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, January 6 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, January 6 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, January 6 [Vault]
Vault: Another Round Of "Am I Normal?"
Vault: The Difference Between Wedding Jitters And Cold feet
Vault: We Pick This Author's Brain About Her Diet Book
Vault: Listeners Give Us Life Advice
Vault: These Are The Worst Pick Up Lines Ever!
Vault: Is This Statistic True About Women?
Vault: We Test Movie Cliches In Public
Full Show PT 3: Monday, January 5 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Monday, January 5 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Monday, January 5 [Vault]
Vault: She's Engaged To Two Men, And Ready To Come Clean
Vault: Is There A Proper Way To Blackmail?!
Vault: The Best Ways To Potty Train
Vault: We Doubt This New Relationship Will Last Longer Than A Month
Vault: This Mom's Behavior Is Going To Scar Her Kids Forever
Vault: What Would You Do If You Saw A Ghost?
Vault: How Fast Did You Return Home After Moving Out?
Vault: What Strange Item Did You Find In Your Parents House?
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, December 31 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, December 31 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, December 31 [Vault]
Vault: What Do You Do When You Get Blown Off Twice?
Vault: Idiot's Guide To Proposing
Vault: These Two Sisters Are Competing With One Another
Vault: Her Friend Is Jealous Of Her Relationship
Vault: Idiot's Guide To Getting Out Of The Doghouse
Vault: She Needs To Have An Intervention With Her Mom
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, December 30 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, December 30 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, December 30 [Vault]
Vault: Is This Ring Fake Or Not?
Vault: She's Certain Her Boyfriend Exposed Her On Purpose
Vault: This Couple Is At Odds Over Their Wedding Guest List
Vault: The Moment You Knew The Courtship Was Over
Vault: Would You Date A Man Who Lack Experience In The Bedroom?
Vault: Should She Call It Quits Over Drama With His Ex?
Vault: Do High School Clicks Still Exist?
Vault: He Caught His Wife With A Hickey!
Full Show PT 3: Monday, December 29 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Monday, December 29 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Monday, December 29 [Vault]
Vault: His Friend Hit On His Wife!
Vault: How Did You Leave Your Kid Behind?
Vault: Who Would Quit Their Job Because Of Traffic?
Vault: What Phrases Start Arguments In Relationships?
Vault: She Wants To Break Up With Him Over Plastic Surgery?!
Vault: What Embarrassing Video Do You wish Didn't Exist?
Vault: This Guy Refuses To Take the Hint!
Vault: Full Show PT 2: Friday, December 26 [Vault]
Vault: Full Show PT 1: Friday, December 26 [Vault]
Vault: She's Trying To Force Her Boyfriend Out Of His Mom's House
Vault: Ellen DeGeneres Joins The Show
Vault: What Do You Do When Mr. Right Is A Terrible Kisser?
Vault: He Needs To Fix His Snoring Problem
Vault: Bon Jovi Joins The Show
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, December 24 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, December 24 [Vault]
Vault: We Try To Help Listeners Struggling In Their Relationships
Vault: A Stranger Stole Her House!
Vault: Rachel Ray Judges Our Food
Vault: She Made Her Husband Chase Her Around With WHAT?!
Vault: It's Time For Chick Chat
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, December 23 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, December 23 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, December 23 [Vault]
Vault: There's A Twist To The One That Got Away
Vault: Who Have You Banned From Seeing Your Kids?
Vault: Listeners Confess To Being In A Love Octagon
Vault: He Gets Punished For Not Going To Church?!
Vault: How Was Your Date Ruined Before It Started?
Vault: Women Share Their Real Thoughts About Strip Clubs
Vault: We Can't Believe This Haunted House Audio
Full Show PT 3: Monday, December 22 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Monday, December 22 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Monday, December 22 [Vault]
Vault: Rules For A First Date
Vault: Bert's Household Challenge
Vault: How To Give "The Talk" To You Kids
Vault: He's Nervous About His First Date In 15 Years
Vault: Advice From The Bert Show Men
Vault: Phone Scam - Blind Date Edition
Vault: A Successful Love Lost & Found
Vault: Is It a red Flag If A Woman Says This?
Full Show PT 3: Friday, December 19 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Friday, December 19 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Friday, December 19 [Vault]
Vault: The Kissing Bet
Vault: Someone Got Into A Fight Over Calling Shotgun?!
Vault: She Ditch Him Because Of The One Thing He Didn't Offer Her
Vault: She's Afraid Her Son Isn't Her Husband's Child
Vault: How Did You Hurt Yourself Acting Like A Kid?
Vault: What Embarrassing Thing Happened During Your Cycle?
Vault: His Preteen Still Sleeps In The Bed With Them
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, December 18 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, December 18 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, December 18 [Vault]
Vault: She's Married But Dating Someone Else?!
Vault: How Did The Maid Of Honor Ruin Your Wedding?
Vault: The Psycho Hall Of Fame
Vault: Phone Scam - Car Repair With Extra Charges
Vault: How To Keep Your Sex Life From Going Stale
Vault: We Get A Dose Of Honesty From Listeners
Vault: Is This Bride Being Selfish About Her Wedding?
Vault: Phone Scam - High School Friend
Vault: How Did Your Wife Almost Ruin Everything?
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, December 17 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, December 17 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, December 17 [Vault]
Vault: We Reenact Movie Cliche Proposals
Vault: Who On The Show Is Most Likely To Cheat On Their Partner?
Vault: Can You Guess What A-List Celebrity Bert's Friend Is Dating?
Vault: He Grounded His Own Wife?!
Vault: Who Was Married The Quickest After Their Divorce?
Vault: He Wants To Know Why She Ghosted Him After Their First Date
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, December 16 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, December 16 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, December 16 [Vault]
Vault: We Witnessed Jeff In Rare Form!
Vault: Are You Married To Your Soulmate?
Vault: What Did You Do To Get Kicked Out Of Church?
Vault: Jennifer Hudson Joins The Show
Vault: This Love Lost And Found Goes Back 10 Years
Vault: These Are The Worst Names Ever
Vault: Did Joe The Spy Go Too Far?
Vault: Do Adults Really Spy On Each Other?
Full Show PT 3: Monday, December 15 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Monday, December 15 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Monday, December 15 [Vault]
Vault: Women Share Their Best Pick Up Lines
Vault: Your Favorite T-Shirts Are Making A Return
Vault: The Things Kids Shouldn't Be Listening To
Vault: She's In The Hot Seat For Disciplining Her Sister's Kids
Vault: What Did You Believe As A Child That Wasn't True?
Vault: He And His Wife Haven't Been On Speaking Terms For Days!
Vault: Spring Break Sting: Her Daughter Charged Her Card To Go Where?! - PT 2
Vault: Spring Break Sting: Her Daughter Charged Her Card To Go Where?! - PT 1
Vault: We Answer The Questions Our Listeners Are DYING To Know
Vault: Avril Lavigne Joins The Show
Full Show PT 3: Friday, December 12 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Friday, December 12 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Friday, December 12 [Vault]
Vault: Phone Scam - Booted Car
Vault: You'll Never Guess What This Mother Let Her Child Do
Vault: How Does He Tell His Girlfriend She's Awful In Bed?
Vault: She Just found Her Boyfriend's Sex Tape!
Vault: The Show Sends Phil To Bootcamp
Vault: He Hooked Up With Four Women In The Wedding Party...Now What?
Vault: Jeff Gets A Taste Of His Own Medicine
Vault: Did He Land The Job After Lying On His Resume?
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, December 11 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, December 11 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, December 11 [Vault]
Vault: Is This The Worst GYNO In Atlanta?
Vault: She Took A Big Risk To Meet Her Online Date
Vault: What Did You Do That You Knew You Should have Been Fired For?
Vault: She Wants To Replace Her Engagement Ring Herself
Vault: He Lied To His Boss But For Good Reason
Vault: His Ex Is Holding His Car Hostage!
Vault: Kelly Clarkson Joins The Show
Vault: Jeff's Prank Takes A Turn For The Worst
Vault: He Needs The Bert Show's Help Pulling Off An Epic Proposal
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, December 10 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, December 10 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, December 10 [Vault]
Vault: Worst Wife In Atlanta
Vault: Lets Be Honest
Vault: Jeff's Unhooking Bra Race
Vault: Phone Scam - Boyfriend Drama
Vault: Socially Acceptable Blatant Rudeness
Vault: She Kissed Her Coworker But She's Married!
Vault: Other Forms Of Rage
Vault: What Were You Late For Because Of Traffic?
Vault: She Wants To Know If Her Fiancé Has ben Engaged Before
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, December 9 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, December 9 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, December 9 [Vault]
Vault: She Wants A Re-Do Proposal
Vault: The Worst Case Of Parenting You've Ever Seen
Vault: Single Girl Pager
Vault: Mindless Movies
Vault: Is This The Worst Wife Ever? - PT 2
Vault: Is This The Worst Wife Ever? - PT 1
Vault: Phone Scam - Kid Is Bad At Sports
Vault: He Got The Wrong Name Tattooed On His Back
Vault: She's Been Lying To Her Boyfriend About Her Age
Vault: Jeff's Pot Of Questions
Full Show PT 3: Monday, December 8 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Monday, December 8 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Monday, December 8 [Vault]
Vault: Phone Scam - Too Much Sampling At Costco
Vault: Psycho Sandy and The Picture
Vault: What Weird Place did You See Your Teacher?
Vault: Second Date Update
Vault: Strange Things Grandparents Do
Vault: Birth Controlling Father
Vault: Michael Keaton Joins The Show
Vault: What Did Your Ex Hold Ransom?
Full Show PT 3: Friday, December 5
Full Show PT 2: Friday, December 5
Full Show PT 1: Friday, December 5
Vault: Have You Dated Someone Who Was Engaged A Lot?
Vault: Most Boring Jobs
Vault: Quarterlife Crisis
Vault: Boiling Point At The Gym
Vault: She Thinks Her Marriage Is Over Because Of A New Car?!
Vault: Bar Etiquette
Vault: Lil Black Book Recap
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, December 2 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, December 2 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, December 2 [Vault]
Vault: Myspace Stalker
Vault: PR Crisis Help
Vault: PSA Ethan
Vault: Love Lost And Found - MILF Update
Vault: Smear Campaigns
Vault: The Top Five Turn Offs
Vault: Tyra Banks Joins The Show
Full Show PT 2: Monday, December 1 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Monday, December 1 [Vault]
Vault: Randy Jackson And Boyz II Men
Vault: Phone Scam - Automated Bank
Vault: Where Is The Weirdest Place You Woke Up?
Vault: Phone Scam - Craftmatic
Vault: Kevin Federline Joins The Show
Vault: War Of The Roses - Huge Fight
Vault: Phone Scam - Hooters
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, November 26 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, November 26 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, November 26 [Vault]
Vault: These Are The Worst Gift Exchanges Ever!
Vault: Santa Scared Straight
Vault: Listeners Call And Give Us Their Best Sick Call Ins
Vault: She Caught Her Boyfriend Buying Double Of The Same Gifts! - Part Four
Vault: She Caught Her Boyfriend Buying Double Of The Same Gifts! - Part Three
Vault: She Caught Her Boyfriend Buying Double Of The Same Gifts! - Part Two
Vault: She Caught Her Boyfriend Buying Double Of The Same Gifts! - Part One
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, November 25
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, November 25
Vault: What Did You Do At Your Company Christmas Party To Get Yourself Fired?
Vault: She Desperately Needs Some Tough Love - Part Two
Vault: She Desperately Needs Some Tough Love - Part One
Vault: Whose Drunk At Work?
Vault: Do Grandparents Still Give You Money Even After You're Grown?
Vault: Her Twin Sister Wants Her Help Cheating?! - Part Two
Vault: Her Twin Sister Wants Her Help Cheating?! - Part One
Full Show PT 3: Monday, November 24, 2025 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Monday, November 24, 2025 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Monday, November 24, 2025 [Vault]
Vault: She Caught Her Friend's Husband Cheating! - Part Two
Vault: She Caught Her Friend's Husband Cheating!
Vault: Pay It Forward Challenge
Vault: Hoss' Relationship Report Card
Vault: Hoss And Rachel
Vault: Arranged Marriages
Vault: Ghost Hunters - Part Two
Vault: Ghost Hunters - Part One
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, November 20, 2025 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, November 20, 2025 [Vault]
Vault: PT 2 - Hoss In Traffic
Vault: PT 1 - Hoss In Traffic
Vault: The Final Pay Off The Oprah Challenge
Vault: Myspace Spy Update
Vault: Hoss's Inebriated Advice
Vault: Sarah Blakely Joins The Show
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, November 19, 2025 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, November 19, 2025 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, November 19, 2025 [Vault]
Vault: Her Husband Cheated On Her In Their Bed!
Vault: Do You Save Pictures Of Your Ex?
Vault: Jenna's Antichrist
Vault: Parents Call In To Share Their Experience Having "The Talk"
Vault: Open Conversation About Parents Having "The Talk" With Their Kids
Vault: Discussion About Teen Sex Stats And What Parents Think
Vault: The Bert Show's Dating Dictionary
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, November 18 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, November 18 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, November 18 [Vault]
Vault: Jeff's Present To Bert
Vault: Who Had To Bail Their Grandparents Out Of Jail?
Vault: Hoss' Myspace Page
Vault: Bert Show's Big Secrets
Vault: Introducing Hoss
Vault: Life Lessons From Lost
Vault: Who Moved In And Out In The Shortest Amount Of Time?
Full Show PT 3: Monday, November 17
Full Show PT 2: Monday, November 17
Full Show PT 1: Monday, November 17
Vault: The Worst Sex Related Injuries
Vault: She's Worried About What Her Teen Is Doing
Vault: What Would You Put Up With Because She's Hot?
Vault: You Can Freeze Dry Your Pets?!
Vault: The Worst Bit We Ever Tried To Do
Vault: Rachel Bilson Joins The Show
Vault: Battle Of The Bridesmaids Finale
Vault: Bert Show's Phone Scam
Full Show PT 3: Friday, November 14 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Friday, November 14 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Friday, November 14 [Vault]
Vault: The Guide To Tailgating
Vault: Pop Culture Challenge
Vault: She Want An Update On Her Ex?!
Vault: OutKast Joins The Show
Vault: The Bert Show's Phone Scam
Vault: Her Ex Is Pleading For Her To Take Him Back
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, November 11
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, November 11
Vault: Phil Plays Smear The Straight
Vault: Time Killing Websites
Vault: She's Worried About The Shirt Her Son's Wearing To School
Vault: MC STAND UP
Vault: Finalist On American Idol
Vault: Cindy Levee
Full Show PT 3: Monday, November 10
Full Show PT 2: Monday, November 10
Full Show PT 1: Monday, November 10
Vault: She's On A Mission To Find This Man
Vault: Usher Talks About Broadway
Vault: She's Losing Her Mind Over A Guy
Vault: Father Crunk Is Back!
Vault: One Of The Worst Dates Ever!
Vault: Tradio Finale
Vault: Update On The Drama With His Sister-In-Law
Vault: Can You Guess The Real And Fake Accents?
Go Big For Bert's Big Adventure This Year With Zaxby's!
Full Show PT 3: Friday, November 7 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Friday, November 7 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Friday, November 7 [Vault]
Vault: Babysitting Horror Stories
Vault: What Not To Ask Your Current Boyfriend
Vault: Hygiene Tips From Women To Men
Vault: Massey's New 20 Year-Old Virgin Date
Vault: Bert Tries Too Hard To Push His Son Into Sports
Vault: She Wants To Go Out With A Married Man?!
Vault: Phil Tries Men's Magazine Test To Pick Up Women
Vault: This Guy Is Dying To Get Into His First fight
Vault: Father Crunk Talks About Naomi Campbell
Vault: You'll Never Believe What Happed To Jamie At A Coffee Shop
Vault: Beauty Tip Secrets From Women
Vault: Her Friend Is Cheating And She Wants To Address It
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, November 6 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, November 6 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, November 6 [Vault]
Vault: He Has Some Drama With His Sister-In-Law
Vault: Summer Flings That Won't Die
Vault: Weight Loss Update From Sean
Vault: Father Crunk Insp. Message
Vault: Jeff Gets A Guy To Sing For His Job
Vault: Dude Tries To Cancel His AOL Account
Vault: Charlie & Heather (Pt 3)
Vault: Charlie & Heather (Pt 2)
Vault: Charlie & Heather (Pt 1)
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, November 5
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, November 5
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, November 5
Vault: Telegram to Dead
Vault: War of Roses - Diane & Doug
Vault: Interview - Heather Graham & Jimmy Mystery
Vault: Playa Dad
Vault: Ms. Peach Update
Vault: 2nd Date Update - Jerry & Robin
Vault: Fertility Treatment
Vault PT 2: Bad Ultimatum
Vault PT 1: Bad Ultimatum
Vault: Bridesmaids Search
Full Show: PT 3 Tuesday, November 4 [Vault]
Full Show: PT 2 Tuesday, November 4 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, November 4 [Vault]
Vault: How Did Your Baby Sitter Screw Up?
Vault: Sanjay Gupta Joins The Show
Vault: Jason's Cheating GF
Vault: Jeff's Sappy Olympic Montage
Vault: Phil's Nascar Guide
Vault: Eric's Date with Step-Sister
Vault: Food Tampering
Vault: He Reads Her Journal
Vault: Advice From 11 Year Old
Vault: He's Bad in Bed
Vault: Katie Jos Trivia Game
Vault: Bert's Olympic Montage
Full Show PT 3: Monday, November 3 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Monday, November 3 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Monday, November 3 [Vault]
Vault: Jeff's Best Proposal Ever
Vault: Get Married Amy
Vault: Full Blind Date Janice
Vault: Suzi the World Traveler
Vault: Sally's Break Up
Vault: Pain Poker
Vault: Father Bailey
Vault: Closure Call
Vault: Phil Back in the Dryer
Vault: Mom's Battle with Birth Control
Vault: Kathryn's Spring Break
Full Show PT 3: Friday, October 31 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Friday, October 31 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Friday, October 31 [Vault]
Vault: Phil Goes to Carwash
Vault: Interview With Kelly Clarkson
Vault: Interview - Kate Spade
Vault: Interview With JC
Vault: Breast Feeding
Vault: Jeff's Trip to Ballpark
Vault: 2nd Date Update - Denise & Matt
Vault: Interview - Mariah Carey
Vault: Interview - Jay-Z
Vault: 2nd Date Update - Lindsey & KB
Vault: Interview With Leah Remini
Vault: 2nd Date Update - Abe & Amanda
Vault: Interview - Deborah Norville
Vault: Bert Calls Stacy's Dad
Vault: 2nd Date Update - Dylan & Maggie
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, October 30 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, October 30 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, October 30 [Vault]
Vault: Interview - Ryan Seacrest
Vault: Phil in Wheelchair
Vault: Interview With TLC
Vault: Find Ex-Fiancee (Pt 2)
Vault: Find Ex-Fiancee (Pt 1)
Vault: Interview - Simon Cowell & Paula Abdul
Vault: Jeff's Bathroom Mistake
Vault: Segueway Scooter
Vault: War of Roses - Becca & Charles
Vault: Interview - Vivica Fox & Miguel Nunez
Vault: Office Trouble
Vault: Interview With No Doubt
Vault: Interview With Jane Fonda
Vault: War of Roses - Lisa & Bob
Vault: Phil Wears Shock Collar
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, October 29 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, October 29 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, October 29 [Vault]
Vault: Interview With Destiny's Child
Vault: Interview - Crocodile Hunter
Vault: War of Roses - Tricia & Brett
Vault: Jeff's Random Comments
Vault: 2nd Date Update - Mike & Missy
Vault: Interview With Chipper Jones
Vault: War of Roses - Jamie & Shelley
Vault: Interview With Tara Reid
Vault: Interview With Eve
Vault: Worst Mother in America
Vault: Interview - Vanessa Carlton
Vault: Phil and Lottery Numbers
Vault: 2nd Date Update - Robert & Elisha
Vault: 2nd Date Update - Anna & Mark
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, October 28 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, October 28 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, October 28 [Vault]
Vault: Phone Scam Sick Cat
Vault: 2nd Date Update Chris, Christina
Vault: Interview Jessica Simpson
Vault: Interview Pink
Vault: Interview Collective Soul
Vault: Tracey's Band Boy
Vault: Interview Cher (Part 2)
Vault: Interview Cher (Part 1)
Vault: Bert's Booty Test
Vault: War of Roses Christian, Autumn
Vault: Phone Scam - Dentist
Vault: Phone Scam - Craftmatic Adjustable Bed
Vault: Bert's Hairy Arms
Vault: 2nd Date Update - Jessica & Ken
Vault: War of Roses - Reid & Laura
Full Show PT 3: Monday, October 27 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Monday, October 27 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Monday, October 27 [Vault]
Vault: 2nd Date Update - Oden & Wendy
Vault: Bert Thinks Men Can Make Better Sound FX Than Women
Vault: Interview Michael Clarke Duncan
Vault: Miss Peach & Miss Cleo
Vault: Illegally Parked Confrontation
Vault: Jailed George Check In
Vault: Jeff Drops Melissa's Dog Off
Vault: Interview With Babyface
Vault: Fool Proof Way To Meet New People
Vault: Gentle Hints
Vault: Deadbeat Dad Patrol - Courtney
Vault: Interview Uncle Cracker
Vault: 2nd Date Update - Rick & Alica
Vault: Is Your Car Safe at the Valet?
Vault: Interview With MC Hammer
The Bert Show Shares Their Final Goodbyes
Full Show PT 2: Friday, October 24
Full Show PT 1: Friday, October 24
Kristin Relives The Moment She Announced Her Pregnancy With Her Family In Studio!
Abby Gets Real On The Last Day Of The Bert Show Ever
Bert Show Flashback: Cassie Relive Her Pregnancy Announcements!
We Surprised Bert With The Man Who Put The Bert Show On Air!
Bert Received A Call From Someone He Never Expected To Hear From!
Kristin Shares Where She’s Going After The Bert Show Ends!
We Announce The Winner Of The 2025 Bert’s Big Adventure Audi Raffle!
Bert Reads A Piece Of Scripture He Received From His Fiancée’s Ex Husband!
Mayor Andre Dickens Is In Studio To Congratulate Bert!
Bert Shares The Real Reason He’s Leaving Radio
Producer Rebecca Confessed To Something That SHOCKED The Studio!
Bert Shares How He Feels After Working With Kristin For 14 Years!
Listeners + Governor Kemp Called In To Share How They Really Feel On The Last Show Ever!
Someone In Studio Had A Breakdown Over The Bert Show At The Gynecologist!
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, October 23
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, October 23
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, October 23
The Bert Show Vent Line Is OPEN!
Bert Show Flashback: We Relive Cassie’s Engagement Live On Air!
Bert Show Moms Called In To Call Bert Out For Retiring!
We Relive A Special Moment In Bert’s Career!
Our Favorite “Foodie” Is Back In The Bert Show Studios!
Abby Shares How To Get Off Her Block List!
A Special Message From A Listener Gave Us All Some Great Perspective!
Ditch Or Date PT 3: Her New Dude Lives With His EX!
Bert Finally Had A Breakdown Over The Bert Show Ending!
We Received An Awesome Goodbye From One Of Our Favorite Creative Collaborators!
Is Abby’s Last Mission For Messy Mikey IMPOSSIBLE?
Listeners Are Taking Off Work Tomorrow To Listen To The Last Bert Show!
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, October 22
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, October 22
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, October 22
How Do You Know If Your Friends Are REAL?
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Charlie Puth Doesn’t Think AI Will Ever Take Over Music!
Just Romeo Joins Us In Studio!
A Friend Of The Bert Show Shared Her Adoption Story!
We Surprised Bert With One Of His Radio Peers!
The Bert Show Youth Group Share What They’re Stealing From The Studio!
Producer Rebecca Shares An Important Update About Her Health
Our Surprise Guest For Bert Today Has Made A Profound Effect On Bert’s Life!
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, October 21
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, October 21
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, October 21
This Bert Show Flashback Is A Family Affair!
The Mythfits Join The Bert Show To Bust Some Spooky Myths!
An Original Member Of The Bert Show Is BACK In Studio To Surprise Bert!
The Bert Show Gets Real About How We Really Feel On The Last Week Of The Show!
Bert Show Flashback: Remember When Riley Green Called Abby Live On Air?
We Talk Who’s Really Hurting From The Government Shutdown!
Did Messy Mikey Mess Up His Last Big Task For Abby’s Favor?
Would The World End If Social Media Was Shut Down?
Why Do Women Always Apologize For NO Reason?
Someone In Studio Got Humbled Big Time Before The Bert Show Ends!
Full Show PT 3: Monday, October 20
Full Show PT 2: Monday, October 20
Full Show PT 1: Monday, October 20
Ebuzz: Trending Now — J Lo’s First Husband Accused Her Of CHEATING!
A Friend Of The Bert Show Called In To Share His Favorite Story About Bert!
We Surprised Bert With A Radio LEGEND!
Ye Olde Gossip: We Shout Out The OG Short King, Napoleon!
An Original Member Of The Bert Show Surprised Bert In Studio!
Did Abby Post A Picture Of Her Secret Boyfriend This Weekend?
Stepping Into Psycho Update: She’s Seducing Her Ex’s Dad For Revenge!
Was Messy Mikey Able To Find ANY Positive Comments About Abby On Facebook?
Bert Show Flashback: This Santa Scared Straight Kid Tried To Kill His Grandma?!
She Spoke To Someone For The First Time In Years And Thinks It’s A Sign!
Full Show PT 3: Friday, October 17
Full Show PT 2: Friday, October 17
Full Show PT 1: Friday, October 17
Bert Show Flashback: Girl Math Vs Boy Math!
The Youth Group Forced Bert To Choose His Favorite Member!
Bert Show Flashback: A Very Special Member Of Bert Show Fam Joined Us In Studio!
Keanu Reeves Almost Went By A Stage Name!
It’s Time For The Final Hot Guy Fantasy Lineup!
Love On The Spectrum’s Connor Tomlinson Came In Studio To Congratulate Bert On His Retirement!
Bert Reads A DM He Received From A Listener About Kristin!
Stepping Into Psycho: She’s Seducing Her Ex’s Dad For Revenge!
What’s The Worst Thing That Can Happen When Spreading Your Loved Ones’ Ashes?
A Not-So-Surprising Former Member Of The Bert Show Just Walked Into The Studio!
Zaxby’s Joins The Bert Show In Studio To Support Bert’s Big Adventure!
Someone In Studio Wrote The Worst Recommendation Letter EVER For Abby!
The Bert Show Youth Group Want You To Follow Them For Good Reason!
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, October 16
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, October 16
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, October 16
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Kim Kardashian Is Selling A Thong With Pubic Hair!
Every Single One Of Her Guy Friends Has Confessed To Crushing On Her!
A Former Member Of The Bert Show Walked In Studio To Share His Favorite Bert Show Bit!
The Personality Hires Have Beef With The Hosts Of The Bert Show!
Are We Being Hypocritical About Kevin Federline’s Comments About Britney Spears?
A Secret Guest Called In Studio AND RUINED Bert’s Surprise!
Bert Show Flashback: We Sent The Interns To A Haunted House!
Here’s What’s On The Agenda For Bert’s Spiritual Healing Journey!
Nobody Had A Crappier Day Than Cassie Yesterday!
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, October 15
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, October 15
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, October 15
Ebuzz: Trending Now — R&B Legend D’Angelo Has Passed Away
The Bert Show Almost Got To Interview TAYLOR SWIFT!
Bert Show Flashback: Cassie Met Britney Spears And BAWLED!
Her Boyfriend Ghosted Her A Week Before Her Mom’s Funeral!
A Major Friend Of The Show Called In To Surprise Bert!
The Bert Show Personality Hires Want You To Join Them For Happy Hour!
Bert Wants To Personally Thank The Bert Show Staff!
Ditch Or Date Update: Her New Dude Lives With His EX!
Bert Show Flashback: One Direction Superfan And Intern Meredith Is Back In Studio!
The Bert Show’s Favorite Bits: Messy Mikey’s Career As A Soundcloud Rapper!
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, October 14
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, October 14
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, October 14
Justin Baldwin’s Ex-Agent Claims Blake Lively’s Behavior Was Extortion!
The Bert Show Youth Group Is Imploding!
Bert Shares What’s On The Agenda For His Spiritual Healing Journey!
Bert Show Flashback: We Play The Running Of The Brides!
Can We Find Her Love Lost And Found She Met Two Years Ago?!
A Former Bert Show Member Called In To Surprise Bert!
Producer Jackson Keeps Getting Called An A-Hole By Strangers In Public!
Ditch Or Date: Her New Dude Lives With His EX!
The Bert Show’s Favorite Bits: Moo Deng Vs Pesto!
What Company Would You Want To Sponsor Your Wedding?
Someone In Studio Is Calling Out Retired People!
Full Show PT 3: Monday, October 13
Full Show PT 2: Monday, October 13
Full Show PT 1: Monday, October 13
Abby Is Bribing Someone In Studio With A Way Into Their Dream Job!
Our Haunted Halloween Movie Meme Review Game Didn’t Go Very Well!
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Actress Diane Keaton Has Died At 79 Years Old
Bert Show Flashback: We Remember When The Late, Great Regis Philbin Called In!
Should She Start A Family Book Of DEATH?
Why Does Our Facebook Page Think Abby HATES Bert?
Bert Called Another Station Live On Air To Say SORRY!
Texting Tutor Update: She Needs Our Help Breaking Up With Her Teen Daughter’s Boyfriend!
Did She Accidentally Give Someone A Sex Tape?!
Cassie Shares The Signs She Received From The Other Side At Her Mom’s Funeral
What Could Go Wrong On His Upcoming Disney Cruise? Turns Out A LOT!
Bert Reads Some Special DMs He’s Received About The Show That He Wants To Share!
Someone In Studio Needs Our Help Solving A Mystery Surrounding Their Home!
Bert Went To The Pride Parade Looking To FIGHT!
Full Show PT 2: Friday, October 10
Full Show PT 3: Friday, October 10
Full Show PT 1: Friday, October 10
Should Someone In Studio Go On A Spiritual Retreat When The Show Ends?
Ebuzz: Trending Now — A Judge Has Tossed Out Drake’s Defamation Lawsuit!
Bert Show Flashback: We Relive Coldplay’s Chris Martin Hanging Up On Bert!
Is She An A-Hole For Ignoring Her Friend At A Concert?
Here’s How Someone In Studio Got Out Of Jury Duty Back In The Day!
Texting Tutor: She Needs Our Help Breaking Up With Her Teen Daughter’s Boyfriend!
A Familiar Face Walked Into Studio Just In Time For A Bert Show Flashback!
Can You Beat The Bert Show At This Halloween Horror Movie Game?
Is Someone In Studio Living The Dream Life Or A Nightmare?
Did She Lose A Major Opportunity After This Awkward Job Interview?
Cassie's Update on Taking The GLP-1 Shot
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, October 9
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, October 9
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, October 9
Do Your Friends Gross You Out When They Do This?
Bert Show Flashback: Maroon 5's Adam Levine Hangs Up On Kristin
Ye Olde Gossip: Eva (Evita) Perón's Glamorous and Controversial Rise
Dating Standards + Cassie's House Update
Bert Show Flashback: The Stunts That Got Crash Clark Fired
How Do You *Accidentally* Become A Bridesmaid?!
Which Is Worse: Love Is Blind Or Serial Killer Shows?
When Your Mom Tries To Set You Up With A Kennedy
It's A HUGE Career Opportunity...So Why Wouldn't She Take It?
When You Have A Huge Therapy Revelation...Do You Tell Your Friends?
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, October 8
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, October 8
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, October 8
Ebuzz: Trending Now — How Does Travis Kelce Feel About THIS Song Off Taylor Swift’s New Album?
Someone In Studio Is ALMOST Ready To Get Engaged!
Bert Show Flashback: We Were The First Show To Put Justin Bieber On The Air!
Producer Rebecca Shares Her Full Circle Moment After Meeting Another Cancer Survivor!
Bert Reveals A Bittersweet Statistic About The Bert Show Before It Ends!
Bert Show Flashback: Kristin Skydived With Her Cousin After A Terrible Accident!
The Bert Show Guesses Where They’d Be If They Never Started The Bert Show!
People Are Sick Of Social Media Everywhere EXCEPT One Surprising Place!
We Talked To A Member Of Bert Show Fam Who Followed Her Dreams Before She Got The Funding!
Taylor Swift Sent Abby A Special Gift!
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, October 7
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, October 7
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, October 7
We Learned Against Our Will The Worst Times Roleplaying Went WRONG!
Is The Bert Show Youth Group Cutting A Member?
Someone In Studio Is Crashing Out And We Just Found Out Why!
The Bert Show Plays The One Horrifying Call We Will NEVER Forget!
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Keith Urban Crashed Out Onstage!
Bert Show Listeners Called In To Confess Why The Bert Show PISSED Them Off!
Someone In Studio’s Grocery Store Hot Take Had Us Reeling!
Is Her Boyfriend Lying About Why He Broke Up With His Ex?
Should You Follow Your Dreams Even When You Don’t Have The Money To Back It Up?
We Heard How P1s Are Really Feeling About The Bert Show Ending!
We Honor The Most Heroic Animals EVER From The Purina Hall Of Fame!
There’s Tension In Studio Over These Two Pop Icons!
Full Show PT 3: Monday, October 6
Full Show PT 2: Monday, October 6
Full Show PT 1: Monday, October 6
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Diddy Has Officially Been Sentenced!
Bert Show Flashback: Remember When First Lady Michelle Obama Called In?
Update: She Wants To Force Her Boyfriend To Be Instagram Official!
Our Resident Swiftie Is Disappointed In The New Taylor Swift Album!
Producer Rebecca’s Relationship Is On The Line This Spooky Season!
Someone In Studio Shares His Surprising Feelings About Doing The Show Today!
We Surprised Bert Show Fam With A Call After Her Friend Harassed Us!
PT 3: Our Producers Are Fighting Over Instagram Followers!
Bert Show Flashback: Will Ferrell Surprised The Studio With A Scene From Anchorman!
Someone In Studio Is Spending Their Time Doing Something Their Therapist Thinks Is TOXIC!
We’re Looking For 40 Women To Get Mammograms In Honor Of Cassie’s 40th Birthday!
Bert Pretended To Be Retired This Weekend And Is Surprised About How It Felt!
Full Show PT 3: Friday, October 3
Full Show PT 2: Friday, October 3
Full Show PT 1: Friday, October 3
There’s Tension In Studio Over Taylor Swift’s New Album!
She Accidentally Made A Mess In The Bathroom And Can’t Stop Thinking About It!
Bert Show Full Flashback: We Remember When The Bert Show Came Together For A Bert’s Big Adventure Family!
Taylor Swift’s New Album Is Out Now!
She Wants To Force Her Boyfriend To Be Instagram Official!
The Bert Show Shares How They REALLY Feel About The Show Ending!
The Bert Show Baby Billboard Is Officially UP!
Bert Show Flashback: We Remember When The Bert Show Came Together For A Bert’s Big Adventure Family!
War Of The Roses Update: Can She Catch Her Sister’s Boyfriend Before He Proposes?
PT 2: Our Producers Are Fighting Over Instagram Followers!
Someone Almost Got Arrested In The Carpool Lane!
Here’s Where The Stars Say Kristin Should Move Next!
Abby Thinks Taylor Swift Shared Too Much Information On Her New Album!
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, October 2
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, October 2
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, October 2
Someone In Studio Is Feeling Threatened By A New “Friendship”!
Ebuzz: Trending Now — The New Taylor Swift Album Drops TONIGHT!
Bert Show Flashback: Jane Fonda Came On Air And Changed Bert’s Life!
Follow Up Thursday: She Switched Places With Her Twin Sister On A Date!
Do The Bert Show Youth Group Want Kids After Hanging Out With The Billboard Babies?
Bert Show Flashback: We Relive The Moment The Bert Show Announced Kristin As A Cohost!
He’s Finding Out What Wedding Planners Really Do And He’s Shocked!
Our Producers Are Fighting Over Instagram Followers!
Bert Reads DMs From Listeners He Really Thinks Members Of The Bert Show Should Hear!
She Had A Deep Conversation With Her Child About God!
Someone In Studio Knows Exactly Where They’re Moving When The Show Ends!
The Bert Show Baby Billboard Was Absolute CHAOS!
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, October 1
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, October 1
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, October 1
Ebuzz: Trending Now — How Much Does Nicole Kidman Make A Month?!
We’re Shocked By Someone In Studio’s Hot Take About The Internet!
She Had To Call In A Stranger For Help After A Wardrobe Malfunction!
Bert Show Flashback: It’s Time To Relive The Ninny Call!
We’re Going Through The Archive To Find The Juiciest Bits In Bert Show History!
Bert Got Emotional On An Outing With His Stepson!
War Of The Roses: Can She Catch Her Sister’s Boyfriend Before He Proposes?
Is She Fat-Shaming Her Cat?!
The Bert Show Is About To Be Bonding On A Billboard Wearing DIAPERS!
Her Husband Caught WHAT Running Around Their House?!
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, September 30
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, September 30
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, September 30
She Wants To Apologize To Her Guy Best Friend’s Fiancée For Crossing A Line!
Bert Show Flashback: A Former Host Turned Down Her Boyfriend’s Proposal Live On Air!
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Nicole Kidman And Keith Urban Are OVER!
Bert Forgot To Tell Someone Important That The Show Was Ending!
Are Her Hormones Making Her JEALOUS?
Ye Olde Gossip: Do You Know La Malinche?
Bert Show Flashback: Here’s Why Bert Blew Off Mariah Carey!
Bert Had A Taste Of What The Future Without The Bert Show Will Look Like!
Full Show PT 3: Monday, September 29
Full Show PT 2: Monday, September 29
Full Show PT 1: Monday, September 29
Is Netflix LYING To Us?
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Bad Bunny Is Headlining The 2026 Super Bowl Halftime Show!
We’re Reliving The Bert Show’s Biggest Moments: Usher Confronts Bert Over CHILI!
The Bert Show Shares Their GROSSEST Guilty Pleasures!
He Texted His EX On His Wedding Day!
We’re Reliving The Bert Show’s Biggest Moments: Shankaoke!
She Loaned The Bride The WEIRDEST Thing Before Walking Down The Aisle!
Bert Reads A DM From A Listener That Really Touched Him!
Her Hot Neighbor Heard Her Talking About Him On Air!
Why Did Her Husband’s Friends Bet They Would BREAK UP?
Full Show PT 3: Friday, September 26
Full Show PT 2: Friday, September 26
Full Show PT 1: Friday, September 26
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Ray J Claims He’s Helping The FBI Build A Case Against Kim Kardashian
Messy Mikey Might Have His Next Career Move Locked Down!
She Took Her Kids To A Music Festival And Is Shocked At How It Went!
Bert Challenged Someone In Studio To Something Impossible!
Is This The End Of Gen X Vs Gen Z Trivia?
Bert Show Fam Bragged On Their Child Free Lives!
Here’s Why Bert Is Wearing An Engagement Ring!
Will The Bert Show Be Wearing Diapers On A Billboard? We Share A Shock Update!
He’s Going On A Weekend Away With His Girlfriend’s Family Without HER!
Here’s What She Would Tell Her Younger Self Now That She’s Turning 40!
Producer Rebecca Gives Us A Lesson On Gender With The Dumbest Game The Bert Show Has Ever Played!
Someone In Studio Needs Your Help Because They’re About To Change Their Appearance!
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, September 25
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, September 25
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, September 25
Can You Guess Which Bert Show Member Tweeted What?!
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Rihanna Has Given Birth To A Baby Girl!
Our Producer Is Following His Death-Defying Dream!
He’s Stressing About Inviting TOO Many People To His Wedding!
She Shares The One Surprising Thing In Her Closet She Can’t Throw Away!
Here’s How The City Of Atlanta Is Really Reacting To Bert’s Retirement!
Second Date Update: She Needs Our Help Clearing A Smelly Misunderstanding!
Someone In Studio Tried A Cutting Edge Therapy Technique That Totally Changed Their Life!
How Should She Tell Her Husband She’s In Contact With His Estranged Family?
Someone In Studio Reminisces About Their First Psycho Stakeout!
He Had To Have A Difficult Conversation With His Son About His College Career!
Bert Shares What He Plans To Do Once The Bert Show Officially Ends!
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, September 24
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, September 24
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, September 24
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Jimmy Kimmel Returns To Television With A Tearful Opening Monologue
Did This Local News Station Shade Bert In His Retirement Send-Off?
The Bert Show Shares Who They Regret Sleeping With!
Is Her Mom’s Idea For Her Next Career Move Really That Bad?
We Have A Million Dollar Idea On How To Survive The Next Shaky Knees Music Festival!
The Bert Show Youth Group Is Calling Someone Out For Bailing On A Birthday!
We Share The Most Meaningful Messages We Received Following Bert’s Retirement Announcement
She Tried On HOW Many Wedding Dresses Before She Said Yes?!
We Can’t Believe WHO Reacted To Bert’s Retirement Announcement!
Someone In Studio Sets The Record Straight On This Question She Keeps Getting About Her Girlfriend!
The Bert Show Shares What They Did Yesterday After Breaking The Big News!
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, September 23
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, September 23
Family Meeting: Bert Is Retiring
Producer Rebecca Wants You To Give Her A Job!
What Will The Bert Show Do Once The Show Ends?
Someone In Studio Is Getting Engaged And Needs Advice!
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Jimmy Kimmel Is Returning To ABC!
She Bought A Ring Camera To Creep On Her Hot Neighbor!
Is She Being Personally Targeted By Her Local Grocery Store?
Why Do Psychics Keep Ghosting Someone In Studio?
Ye Olde Gossip: We Share The Sordid Affair Between Frida Kahlo And Her Lover!
A Bert’s Big Adventure Kid Made A Big Move On Kristin!
The Bert Show Shares WAY Too Much Information At 6 In The Morning!
Full Show PT 3: Monday, September 22
Full Show PT 2: Monday, September 22
Full Show PT 1: Monday, September 22
What Is Taking A Weight-Loss Drug Really Like?
The Bert Show Wants To Switch Parts For A Day!
Someone In Studio Is Cancelling A Milestone Birthday!
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Are Blake Lively And Ryan Reynolds OVER?!
Should He Forgive His Friend For Sleeping With His MOTHER?
Do You Know The Answer To This Enlightening Trivia Question?
Someone In Studio Needs Our Advice On How To Help A Neighbor In Need!
Stepping Into Psycho: Is Her Mother-In-Law Secretly In Contact With Her Husband’s Ex?
We Want Your Baby To Be On The Bert Show Billboard!
We’re Shocked At What A-List Celebrities Are Actually D-Bags?!
She Accidentally Introduced Her Sister-In-Law To The Man Of Her Dreams While Dress Shopping!
The Avalon Noon To Night Fashion Show Raised HOW Much For Bert’s Big Adventure?!
Full Show PT 3: Friday, September 19
Full Show PT 2: Friday, September 19
Full Show PT 1: Friday, September 19
From The Vault: Producer Rebecca Just Crossed A Major Milestone In Her Health Journey
From The Vault: You’re Not A Bad Mom And We Have Scientific PROOF!
From The Vault: Second Date Update: Why Does She Suddenly Want NOTHING To Do With Him?
From The Vault: Why Are Young Men So Afraid To Talk To Women Today?
From The Vault: Did We Finally Crown A Winner In Gen Z Vs Gen X Trivia?
From The Vault: Ye Olde Gossip: The Scandalous Murder Triangle Of Alexander The Great!
From The Vault: We've Got Questions About Skinwalkers!
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, September 18
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, September 18
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, September 18
EBUZZ: Trending Now - Ben And Jerry’s Is Splitting Up For A Surprising Reason!
Should They Elope And Celebrate YEARS Later?
Is Doing Adult Things Over Virtual Reality CHEATING?
The Generational Divide Is Widening On This Edition Of Gen X Vs Gen Z Trivia!
Morally Grey Thursday: She Got Pregnant And Married Without Her Parents Knowing!
Should He Be Offended That His Son Sent Him This In A Text?!
Why Is Someone In Studio SCREAMING?!
Can She GROUND Her Husband For Failing To Help Around The House?
PT 3: She Wants To Quit Her Job Over An Affair In The Office!
This Teacher Knows That One Of Her Student’s Parents Is A STRIPPER!
Should She And Her Girlfriend Get ANOTHER Dog?
Someone In Studio Is Starting Weight Loss Drugs Today!
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, September 17
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, September 17
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, September 17
Her Best Friend Is Threatening To Send An Embarrassing Photo To Her Boyfriend!
His Fiancée Wants Him To Wear WHAT To The Wedding?
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Legendary Actor Robert Redford Has Passed Away At 89
Her Husband Has No Idea That She Had An Affair With A Hot Cop!
She’s Trying To Get A Hot British Man To STOP Texting Her!
She Wants To Quit Her Job Over An Affair In The Office!
Someone In Studio Doesn’t Know If He Wants To Live With His Future Spouse!
Are Parents Scared To Hire Male Nannies?
She Had A Major Mom Fail Sending Her Son To School Without THIS!
Should She Confront Her Friend Over Her Birthday Dress Code?
Her Son Experienced A Major Canon Event And She Didn’t Even Realize It!
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, September 16
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, September 16
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, September 16
Did Someone In Studio Run Into A Sociopath At The Doctor?!
She Found Out Her Daughter’s Video Game Wasn’t Family Friendly The Hard Way!
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Are Taylor Swift And Travis Kelce Going To Last FOREVER?
Someone In Studio Is Calling Out Her Coworkers For Calling Her A Clout Chaser!
This Edition Of Gen X Vs Gen Z Trivia Got Wild!
She Confessed To Dropping Acid Right Before Hanging Out With Her Grandma!
Why Does This Corny Joke Battle Sound So WEIRD?!
He Needs Our Help Uninviting Someone From His Wedding!
She Said Something Unhinged At A Dinner To Turn Her Date Off!
The Bert Show Is Getting Ready For The Noon To Night Fashion Show In VERY Different Ways!
She No Longer Finds Her Celebrity Crush Hot And It’s Her Son's Fault!
Why Was She Kicked Out Of The Distillery?
Full Show PT 3: Monday, September 15
Full Show PT 2: Monday, September 15
Full Show PT 1: Monday, September 15
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Who Cussed Out The Emmy’s Host Onstage?!
Can We Help This Listener With Their Podcast Predicament?
Someone In Studio Is Getting Called Selfish For Their “Good Deed”?!
Closure Call PT 3: Why Did Her Grandpa Write Her Out Of The Will?
Love On The Spectrum’s Conor Calls In On Air!
Did Messy Mikey Get On TV On College Game Day?
Morally Grey Monday: She Did WHAT With The Chief Of Police?
Texting Tutor Update: She Wants Her Daughter To Break Up With Her Sugar Daddy!
He Wants To Use The Bert Show To Win His Ex’s Heart Back!
She Got Violently Humbled On A Night Out!
The World Doesn’t Suck And The Bert Show Is Here To Prove It!
Full Show PT 3: Friday, September 12
Full Show PT 2: Friday, September 12
Full Show PT 1: Friday, September 12
We Share The WEIRDEST Rules Babysitters Ever Got From Parents!
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Who Will Be Headlining The Next Coachella?
Bert Accidentally Sent His Fiancée A Scary Message With A Romantic Gift!
Closure Call Update: Why Did Her Grandpa Write Her Out Of The Will?
The Bert Show Says What They Always Wanted To Say With This Weird Game!
What Should We Put On Messy Mikey’s Big Sign For Game Day?
Her Daughter Told Her Teacher That Her Mom LOVES Something Embarrassing!
Texting Tutor: She Wants Her Daughter To Break Up With Her Sugar Daddy!
Stepping Into Psycho Update: She’s Faking An Injury To Hook Up With The Hot ER Doctor!
Gen X Shares The Things They Had To Go Through As Kids That Would Destroy Gen Z!
Should She Feel Weird After Her Date Did THIS At Dinner?
Kristin’s Stupid Bit Of The Week: Guess What Kristin Just Ate!
He Cut Something Major Out Of His Life Yesterday And Noticed The Benefits IMMEDIATELY!
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, September 11
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, September 11
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, September 11
Ebuzz: Trending Now — What’s The Bert Show’s REAL Net Worth?
Can Gen Z Get One Up On Gen X Now That They’re Down?!
We Respond To A DM Bert Received After Cassie Came On Air To Talk About Ozempic!
Abby Shares The Terrifying Story Of A Strange Taxi Ride In Greece
Whose Side Are You On In This Fight That Could Have Been Prevented?!
Someone In Studio Wants To Take Revenge On A Friend Who Ghosted Her!
Bert Show Book Of Records: She Got Engaged And Then Married In A WEEK!
Stepping Into Psycho: She’s Faking An Injury To Hook Up With The Hot ER Doctor!
Does Cheating In A Lucid Dream Count As Cheating In Real Life?
She Got The Ick After Her Boyfriend Asked For More Money From His Grandma’s Will!
We Share Our Thoughts After The Assassination Of Right Wing Pundit Charlie Kirk
We Found Out What REALLY Went Down On Abby’s Greek Girl’s Trip!
He Made A Big Move For His Upcoming Marriage And Already Forgot About It!
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, September 10
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, September 10
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, September 10
Cassie Reads Comments From Bert Show Fam After Talking About Weight Loss Drugs!
Our Producer Want YOU To See Her Thirst Trap!
He Shares His Surprising Feelings About His Upcoming Wedding!
We Will Never Play With Ouija Boards Again After This Listener’s Terrifying Story!
Ebuzz: Trending Now — This Secret Lives Of Mormon Wives Star Will Be The Next Bachelorette!
Did She Totally Screw Up Her Big Anniversary Gift?
We Read The Craziest Rate My Professor Reviews Online!
Someone In Studio Is Paying A Witch To Turn Her Luck Around!
Our Producer Shares His Plane Ride From HELL!
We Need To Talk About The Twist In The Netflix Documentary “Unknown Number”!
Would You Do This To Be On The Cover Of A Magazine?
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, September 9
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, September 9
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, September 9
Closure Call: Why Did Her Grandpa Write Her Out Of The Will?
He Wants To Do Something Very Unorthodox For His Upcoming Wedding!
Does ANYONE Have Worse Taste In Movies Than Our Producer?
She Needs To Uninvite Her Boss From Her Wedding!
Ebuzz: Trending Now — The Woman Seen On Coldplay’s Kiss Cam Has Filed For Divorce!
Someone In Studio Wants To Share How She Learned How To Tune Out The Noise!
We Can’t Believe Who Came Out On Top In This Round Of Gen X Vs Gen Z!
Did She Find Her Soulmate Overseas…AGAIN?
Should Non-Smokers Get More Time Off At Work?
100 Days Of Good Goes ‘Round: We’re Honoring A Pilot Who Passed Away On September 11th!
Did She Set Her Girl’s Trip Up To Get SCAMMED In Greece?
Someone In Studio Is Considering Starting Weight Loss Drugs!
She Needs Our Help Convincing Her Friend To STOP This Insane Diet!
Full Show PT 3: Monday, September 8
Full Show PT 2: Monday, September 8
Full Show PT 1: Monday, September 8
Bert Shares Some Major News After His Vacation!
We’re Shocked At How Passionate One Of Us Got About This Husband Ruining Family Pictures!
He Wants To Give Credit To Someone In Studio For A Surprising Reason!
Whose Side Are You On In This Homerun Karen Fight?
Ebuzz: Trending Now — How Did The Swifties Respond After Travis Kelce Got SLAPPED?
Her Husband Tricked Her Into Watching An Adult Film?
What’s The Dumbest Thing You Fell For Online?
100 Days Of Good Goes ‘Round: We’re Helping This 103 Year Old Veteran Live His Dream!
Is Our Producer’s Bucket List Dream WAY Too Dangerous?
We Can’t Believe A Stranger On A Dating App Said THIS To Her!
Someone In Studio Had A CHAOTIC Vacation In A Foreign Destination!
Full Show PT 3: Friday, September 5
Full Show PT 2: Friday, September 5
Full Show PT 1: Friday, September 5
From The Vault: The Bert Show Breaks Down Toxic Parenting Phrases!
From The Vault: Is This ChatGPT Trick For Your Kids Cute Or Creepy?
From The Vault: We Got Tricked By AI For The First Time!
From The Vault: Stepping Into Psycho!
From The Vault: Has Therapy Changed His Idea Of Happiness?
From The Vault: Did We Discover The Best Relationship Advice Ever?
From The Vault: She Wants To Celebrate Her Weight Loss Win!
From The Vault: Her Boyfriend Won’t Share His Location With Her!
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, September 4
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, September 4
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, September 4
From The Vault: Was She Way Too Competitive With Her Girlfriend’s Tweenager?
From The Vault: Who Should Pay For The Birth Of A Child? Mom, Dad, Or Both?
From The Vault: We Read A Letter From A Parent Of A Child With Special Needs
From The Vault: Did She Land A Date With Her Friend's Ex?
From The Vault: Someone In Studio Is Struggling With Their Patience!
From The Vault: Our Producer Visited The Craziest Store Ever!
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, September 3
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, September 3
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, September 3
From The Vault: He Almost Risked His Life To Get Home!
From The Vault: What’s The Proper Etiquette When A Stranger Buys You A Drink?
From The Vault: Do You Subscribe To This Theory About Kids And Cell Phones?
From The Vault: Her Boyfriend Got Caught Online Looking For A Dominatrix!
From The Vault: She's Taking Revenge To The Next Level!
From The Vault: What Type Of Friend Is The Bert Show?
From The Vault: How Do You Decide If You Should See Someone Again?
From The Vault: She Caught Him Cheating Using Their Smart Scale!
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, September 2
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, September 2
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, September 2
From The Vault: Ye Olde Gossip!
From The Vault: Can You Tell The Gender Of A Baby By It’s Parents?
From The Vault: Can We Talk Messy Mikey Out Of Following His Dreams?
From The Vault: We Break Down How We Really Feel About Plastic Surgery!
From The Vault: It’s The End Of A Tech Era!
From The Vault: We’re Trying To Trigger Tommy!
From The Vault: Our Producer Shares Her Adoption Story!
From The Vault: Did We Just Learn Something New About Dinosaurs?
Full Show PT 3: Monday, September 1
Full Show PT 2: Monday, September 1
Full Show PT 1: Monday, September 1
From The Vault: Let’s Play Pop Culture Jeopardy!
From The Vault: Does Your S.O.’s Mood Affect Yours?
From The Vault: Here’s How To Legally Get Revenge Against Your Enemies!
From The Vault: Someone In Studio Is Struggling With Their Patience!
From The Vault: Ditch Or Date!
From The Vault: Here Are The Pettiest Ways Women Hit Back At The Patriarchy
From The Vault: Is Your Childhood Ruining Your Relationship?
From The Vault: Bert Is Doing One Of The Most Challenging Things EVER
Full Show PT 3: Friday, August 29
Full Show PT 2: Friday, August 29
Full Show PT 1: Friday, August 29
From The Vault: The Bert Show Shares Their Best Kissing Tips!
From The Vault: She Wants To Have Her First Kiss!
From The Vault: Her Grandparents Want To Be Grandparents NOW!
From The Vault: Bert Is Doing One Of The Most Challenging Things EVER!
From The Vault: He Bets On Basketball Players Based On Their Periods?!
From The Vault: We Need To Break The Tension In Studio!
From The Vault: It’s Time For Kristin’s Bad Take Of The Week!
From The Vault: Buc-cees Is A Psychological Trap And We Can Prove It!
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, August 28
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, August 28
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, August 28
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Is Ariana Grande Teasing A New Album?
We Had A Stan Plan Travis Kelce And Taylor Swift’s Wedding!
Click Here To Play Gen X Vs Gen Z Trivia!
We Had A Non-Stan Plan Travis Kelce And Taylor Swift’s Wedding!
Bert CRUSHED Messy Mikey’s Girlfriend’s DREAMS!
Ye Olde Gossip: The Scandalous Murder Triangle Of Alexander The Great!
This Mom Came On Air To Defend Her Son After We Called Him Out On Air!
Are People Being Over The Top Reacting To Taylor Swift Getting Engaged?
100 Days Of Good Goes ‘Round: We Want To Help Tackle Addiction!
She Has Beef With A Complete Stranger For What He DIDN’T Do!
She Had To Tell Her Best Friend That Her Boyfriend Is NEVER Marrying Her
Should You Have To Work On Your Birthday?
Someone In Studio Is Visiting The Country That Almost Destroyed Bert’s Marriage!
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, August 27
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, August 27
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, August 27
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Taylor Swift And Travis Kelce Are Engaged!
Why Did Bert’s Girlfriend Start SOBBING At Someone In Studio’s Party?
100 Days Of Good Goes ‘Round: We’re Helping Make Her Daughter’s Birthday Special With Some Sneakers!
Has There Been An Upset In Gen X Vs Gen Z Trivia?
She Looked Up Her Parents’ Divorce Records To Get The Tea On Her Family!
Here’s Why The Bert Show Is Comparing Men To BUGS!
Someone In Studio Crashed Out Over This Online Debate!
We Shared His Awful Dating DM With His Mom So He Came On Air To Defend Himself!
Have You Ever Cried Over A Celebrity?
Should He Be Offended That People Keep Comparing Him To A Certain Celebrity?
Someone In Studio Is Having Trouble Calling His Girlfriend’s Kid HIS Son!
Taylor Swift Is Engaged And We Have A Lot Of Big Feelings About It!
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, August 26
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, August 26
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, August 26
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Lil Nas X Faces Felony Charges For Alleged Police Assault
Did We Catch A Preschooler Say Something CRAZY On Air Today?
Someone In Studio Thinks Their Sister Doesn’t Deserve A Wedding Gift!
Second Date Update: Why Does She Suddenly Want NOTHING To Do With Him?
Are Self Driving Cars Actually Safe?
Why Are Young Men So Afraid To Talk To Women Today?
Bert Experienced Preschool Carpool For The First Time Ever Live On Air!
Some Youths Tried To Steal Someone In Studio’s Compliment From A Stranger!
He Forgot Something Big For The Proposal And Is Worried It’ll Ruin Everything!
His Parents Want To Invite His Ex’s Parents To His Wedding?!
She’s In The Doghouse Because She Bought Her Girlfriend The WRONG Purse!
100 Days Of Good Goes ‘Round: We Want You To Drop Your Drawers!
Does Someone In Studio Owe Our Producer An Apology After Saying This At A Dinner?
Full Show PT 3: Monday, August 25
Full Show PT 2: Monday, August 25
Full Show PT 1: Monday, August 25
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Is Harry Styles Dating A Surprising A-Lister?
Can You Guess Which Generation Is Getting Smoked In Gen Z Vs Gen X Trivia?
We Learned How Someone In Studio Almost Broke Their Nose This Weekend!
100 Days Of Good Goes ‘Round: We Talk Body Positivity After A Listener’s Daughter Was Body Shamed!
Bert Is So Proud Of A Former Bert Show Member After This Weekend!
Someone In Studio Is Going To Experience Preschool Carpool For The First Time EVER!
Our Producer Got Caught With His Pants Down At A Podcast Convention!
Texting Tutor Update: Should She Let Her Bestie Know Her Boyfriend Is NEVER Going To Propose?
She Left A First Date With Brand New Trust Issues And Torn Clothes?!
Is She An A-Hole For Calling Her Wedding Off After Her Father And Fiancé Went Behind Her Back?
We Try To Remember Everything From The Bert Show’s Drunken Night Out At The Gay Bars!
Full Show PT 3: Friday, August 22
Full Show PT 2: Friday, August 22
Full Show PT 1: Friday, August 22
The Bert Show Gets Real About What Giving Birth Really Feels Like!
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Lil Nas X Was Arrested For Battery Against A Police Officer During Alleged Overdose
We Read A Letter A Parent Of A Child With Cystic Fibrosis Wrote To The President
Is Taylor Swift Making Her Image Sexier Because Of Her Relationship With Travis Kelce?
Can You Make The Bert Show Laugh For $100?
Someone In Studio Wants To Experience The Complicated World Of Preschool Carpooling!
We Wrote A Country Song To The Tune Of Cassie’s Cursed Life!
Texting Tutor Update: Should She Let Her Bestie Know Her Boyfriend Is NEVER Going To Propose?
Do You Know The Answer To This Surprising Trivia Question For Cash?
How Would You Respond To This Unhinged Dating App Message?
What Gay Bar Should The Bert Show Hit Up This Weekend?
The Bert Show Just Got A Gift From A Radio LEGEND!
100 Days Of Good Goes ‘Round: We Had An Emotional Conversation On The Reality Of Bullying
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, August 21
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, August 21
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, August 21
Can The Ladies Of The Bert Show Tell The Difference Between Bare Minimum And Prince Treatment?
She Sold 10 Minutes Of Time On Air To A Total Stranger For How Much Money?!
Texting Tutor: Should She Let Her Bestie Know Her Boyfriend Is NEVER Going To Propose?
A Ghost Shared Their Favorite Food With Our Producer During A Paranormal Investigation!
Someone In Studio Still Gets Butterflies For Their S.O. For A Surprising Reason!
Are People Screaming At Their Radios Listening To This Round Of Gen X Vs Gen Z?
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Chris Martin Calls Out The Coldplay “Kiss Cam”
How Is He Feeling After Dropping His Youngest Son Off At College?
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, August 20
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, August 20
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, August 20
Producer Rebecca Just Crossed A Major Milestone In Her Health Journey
Can The Bert Show Boyfriends Tell The Difference Between Bare Minimum And Princess Treatment?
100 Days Of Good Goes ‘Round: Can You Help Us Provide Diapers To Mothers In Need?
This Former Biggest Loser Trainer Shares That Someone Surprising HATED Him On Set!
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Jillian Michaels Says She’s Going To Sue Netflix Over Biggest Loser Documentary
Are We In The Era Of Moms Finally Telling It Like It Is?
Moms Share The Biggest Things They Miss Before Having Kids!
Would You Be Able To Look At Your Friend The Same If They Said THIS To You?
Her Mom Accidentally Moved Into A Senior Community Without Realizing It!
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, August 19
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, August 19
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, August 19
100 Days Of Good Goes ‘Round: If You Give A Baby A Pickle!
Did We Finally Crown A Winner In Gen Z Vs Gen X Trivia?
We Talk The Secrets Spilled In Netflix’s New ‘Biggest Loser’ Documentary!
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Did Taylor Swift Tease That She’s Gonna Be Headlining The Big Game?!
She Flew Across State Lines For A Blind Date And Almost Got SUED?
Our Gen Z Producers Spilled The Real Tea About Their Generation!
Someone In Studio Is Shocked After Speaking To The Oldest Person They’ve Ever Met!
PT 4: She Wants To Send The Gross Messages She Receives From Dudes To Their MOMS!
How Did Her Blind Date In Indiana Go?!
You’re Not A Bad Mom And We Have Scientific PROOF!
We Bought Pokemon Cards For The First Time: Did We Win BIG?
We Thought She Wouldn't Be Back In Studio For Way Longer!
Full Show PT 3: Monday, August 18
Full Show PT 2: Monday, August 18
Full Show PT 1: Monday, August 18
From The Vault: These Women Shared The Most Unhinged Way They Are Passive Aggressive Towards The Patriarchy!
From The Vault: Are You Ready To Listen To The Bert Show’s Fairy C*rn ASMR?
From The Vault: Someone In Studio Is Doing Drugs And We’re Happy About It?!
From The Vault: Ye Olde Gossip: The Affair of the Poisons
From The Vault: She Wants Us To Run A Background Check On The Hottie That Moved Next Door!
From The Vault: Was This Teacher Out Of Line?
Full Show PT 3: Friday, August 15
Full Show PT 2: Friday, August 15
Full Show PT 1: Friday, August 15
We’re Adding Some Hair To Someone In Studio’s Chest And They Are NOT Happy!
What Generation Is On Top In Gen Z vs Gen X Trivia?
PT 2: We’re Flying Abby To Another State For A Blind Date!
PT 3: She Wants To Send The Gross Messages She Receives From Dudes To Their MOMS!
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Kid Audi Claims He Hated Testifying In Diddy Trial!
Ye Olde Gossip: We’re Breaking Open A Historical Murder Mystery From Indiana!
Click Here For Some Behind The Scenes Bert Show Bloopers!
Hot Take: There’s No Such Thing As Golddiggers!
How Much Information Should You Ask For Before Leaving Your Kids To Hang With Another Family?
Follow Up Thursday: Did He Ditch Her After Realizing He Was Sloppy Seconds?
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, August 14
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, August 14
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, August 14
Ebuzz: Trending Now — We Break Down The Highlights From The Taylor Swift Podcast Drop!
Gen Z Vs Gen X Trivia Is NOT Going The Way We Thought It Would!
Can You Guess Which Celebrities Have Spent The Most Time Onscreen NAKED?
100 Days Of Good Goes ‘Round: We Shared A Listener’s Poetry On Air!
Can You Tell If You Are Having A Boy Or A Girl Before The Baby Is Born?
She Caught Her Husband Cheating Through Their Smart Scale!
The Bert Show Presents A Dramatic Reenactment Of Taylor Swift And Travis Kelce’s Podcast Interview!
PT 2: She Wants To Send The Gross Messages She Receives From Dudes To Their MOMS!
We’re Flying Abby To Another State For A Blind Date!
Will We Ever Be Able To Look At Him The Same After Learning His First Screen Name?!
Should Your Team Losing Affect Your Mood THIS Much?
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, August 13
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, August 13
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, August 13
Ebuzz: Trending Now — We Break Down Taylor Swift’s Album Easter Eggs!
Someone In Studio Has Been Training For Gen Z Vs Gen X Trivia!
We’re Gonna Put Some Hair On Someone In Studio’s Chest!
Our Producer Shares How He’s Feeling After Losing His Beloved Grandma
Are Blake Lively And Taylor Swift Still Friends?
Someone In Studio Wants You To STOP Asking If She’s Pregnant!
She Wants To Send The Gross Messages She Receives From Dudes To Their MOMS!
Did Someone Try To KIDNAP Her And Her Mom After A Concert?!
TONIGHT! Join The Bert Show’s Online Taylor Swift Listening Party With Abby!
Kristin Wants To Thank Bert Show Fam For The Kind Messages She Received After Sharing Her Grief!
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, August 12
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, August 12
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, August 12
#IMOMSOHARD Spill On How To Survive Back To School
This Round Of Gen X Vs Gen Z Trivia Got Controversial!
Is Holding A Wedding On A Holiday A Big No-No?
He Was Insulted By A Dead Man!
Good Thing Or Bad Thing: This Store Has No Sizes
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Taylor Swift Announced A New Album!
When You Fit Into Your Goal Shorts...
Which Fandom Is The Most Insane OFFICIALLY?
100 Days Of Good Goes ‘Round: Can You Help This Caring Teacher?
Bert Show Fam Helped Bert’s Son With His First Big Move After Graduating!
Full Show PT 3: Monday, August 11
Full Show PT 2: Monday, August 11
Full Show PT 1: Monday, August 11
The Bert Show Fart Bombed The Studio To Punish Our Producers!
Kristin Shares How She’s Feeling On The Anniversary Of Her Father’s Passing
Someone In Studio Got Choked Up On Air Talking About Dropping His Son Off At College!
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Is This The Most Gen Z Ebuzz EVER?
How Big Is The Generational Gap On The Bert Show? It’s Gen Z vs Gen X!
These Parents FORCED Them Go To The Colleges They Attended!
Is His Son Getting SPOILED With His First Apartment?
How Do You Tell Someone They SHOULDN’T Start Their Own Podcast?
She’s Jealous Of Her Mom’s Relationship With Her GIRLFRIEND!
Someone In Studio’s Bad Luck Had Them Striking Out!
Full Show PT 3: Friday, August 8
Full Show PT 2: Friday, August 8
Full Show PT 1: Friday, August 8
From The Vault: She’s Terrified Of Getting Old After Her Grandfather Told Her THIS!
From The Vault: Do You Believe This Crazy Conspiracy Theory About This A-Lister?
From The Vault: He Scheduled A Boy’s Night On Her Birthday!
From The Vault: PT 2: Are You Ready To Listen To The Bert Show’s Fairy C*rn ASMR?!
From The Vault: Texting Tutor: She Needs Our Help Starting A Fight With Her Husband!
From The Vault: We Found Out Just How Out Of Shape Everyone In Studio Is Live On Air!
From The Vault: Is She In Love Or Being Love Bombed?
From The Vault: Did Someone In Studio Win A Trip To The Bahamas Or Get SCAMMED?!
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, August 7
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, August 7
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, August 7
From The Vault: Should She Say Something After Her Coworker’s Comments Made Her Uncomfortable?
From The Vault: Should His Wife Sacrifice Her Career For The Family?
From The Vault: Here’s Everything She’s Learned From Her Failed Friendships!
From The Vault: She Got Some Advice From A Therapist That She Wasn’t Expecting!
From The Vault: PT 1: Are You Ready To Listen To The Bert Show’s Fairy C*rn ASMR?!
From The Vault: The Entire Family Is Ghosting Her Nephew On His Wedding Day!
From The Vault: Are The Heroes In These Classic Movies Actually VILLAINS?!
From The Vault: He Proposed To Her Best Friend!
From The Vault: Married People LEGALLY Can’t Get The Ick!
From The Vault: Do You Believe In Speaking Something OUT Of Existence?
PT 1: Full Show, August 6, 2025
PT 2: Full Show, August 6, 2025
PT 3: Full Show, August 6, 2025
Is This Fact About Dating A Hot Person True?!
Is Bert And His Girlfriend's Honeymoon Phase O-V-E-R?
What Do You Do When Your Husband Keeps Raining On Your Parade?
EBuzz: Do We Need A Heads Up Before Celebs Post These Graphic Pics?
FINALLY A Place To Watch Women's Sports
Ye Olde Gossip: The Affair of the Poisons
Bert's Moving His Youngest Son Out Of The House!
This Celeb Says Her Kids Will Share A Cell Phone That Will Live In The Kitchen...Is She Onto Something?
The Results Of The Diss Track Challenge: Who's Getting Fart Sprayed?
PARENTS, REJOICE: Kids are Back In School! + Help Us Clear This Wishlist!
Is There A *Right* Way To Send A Girl A Drink? Cause This Ain't It
What Do You MEAN Kindergarteners Have A Dress Code?!
Are Health Apps The New Horoscope?
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, August 5
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, August 5
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, August 5
The Bert Show Wants You To Get In On Our Most Morbid Idea EVER!
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Is There Trouble In Paradise For This Young A-List Couple?
The Bert Show Youth Group’s Diss Tracks Drop TODAY! Click Here For Jackson & Mikey’s!
Is Buc-cees A Psychological TRAP?!
She Tried To Get Someone In Studio To Cry And Failed HARD!
Is Adam Sandler The Biggest Movie Star In The US? Bert Show Fam Did The Math!
The Bert Show Youth Group’s Diss Tracks Drop TODAY! Click Here For Keity & Amber’s!
100 Days Of Good Goes ‘Round: We’re Helping A Listener At The Salon After A Sudden Loss
Do These Marriage Tips For Newlyweds In 1913 Still Ring True?
How Did Her Son’s First Day Of Pre-K Go?
Full Show PT 3: Monday, August 4
Full Show PT 2: Monday, August 4
Full Show PT 1: Monday, August 4
The Bert Show Youth Group’s Diss Tracks Drop TODAY! Click Here For Abby & Rebecca’s!
Here’s How ChatGPT Is Helping Someone In Studio Survive Her Hometown!
PT 2: He Caught His Grandpa Following An OnlyFans Model On TikTok!
We Read Messages We Received From OUTRAGED Teachers!
Kristin Shares How She Feels Sending Her Son To Pre-K For The First Time!
Ebuzz: Trending Now — American Eagle Responds To The Sydney Sweeney Ad Controversy!
He Had A Chaotic Experience At A Sports Event He Dropped Bank For!
Can You Help This Teacher Working Three Jobs To Make Ends Meet Clear Her List?
Is Someone In Studio Trying To Emotionally Terrorize Every Parent Sending Their Kid To School Today?!
We Want You To Celebrate Your Kids Going Back To School With Us!
Was She Way Too Competitive With Her Girlfriend’s Tweenager?
Why Did She Get Banned From TikTok?
Someone In Studio Missed Their Chance To Meet Their New Celebrity Crush!
Full Show PT 3: Friday, August 1
Full Show PT 2: Friday, August 1
Full Show PT 1: Friday, August 1
The Bert Show Youth Group Share The Stuff That’s Too Spicy To Go In Their Diss Tracks!
He Caught His Grandpa Following An OnlyFans Model On TikTok!
We’re Crushing Our Producer’s Dreams For Good Reason!
Ye Olde Gossip: Did You Know Dr. Seuss’s Secret Drunk History?
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Hulk Hogan’s Cause Of Death Revealed Something Surprising!
Someone In Studio Wants To Share A PSA From A Mom With A Child Who Has Special Needs
She Convinced Her Little Sister That They Had A Secret Family Who Ran Away!
Our Attorney On Call Saved Her Most Savage Revenge Ideas For Last!
We’re SHOCKED At This DM The Show Got About An Angry Principal!
Do Dudes Yearn For Guy Getaways As Much As Women Do For Girl’s Trips?
The Bert Show Answers The Listener Questions They Skipped At The Bert Show Live Show!
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, July 31
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, July 31
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, July 31
Couple’s Court: Did We Just Find A Crack In Our Producer’s New Relationship?
She Wants Us To Run A Background Check On The Hottie That Moved Next Door!
Are People Being Scammed During The Most Sensitive Time Of Their Lives?!
The Bert Show Breaks Down Past Roasts That Almost Broke The Show!
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Vogue And Guess Are Under Fire For This Ad Featuring An AI Model!
He Read DMs He Got After Coming Clean About How He REALLY Feels About This Celebrity!
Our Attorney On Call Shares The Cruelest (Legal) Ways To Get Revenge!
100 Days Of Good Goes ‘Round: She Needs Help With A Dog Behaviorist!
Follow Up Thursday: Her Bestie And Her Boyfriend Can’t Get Along!
Will Someone In Studio’s ChatGPT History Be Used Against Them In A Lawsuit?
She Bounced From Her Bestie’s Party Because She Was Late To Her Own Celebration!
The Bert Show Shares What They’re Most Looking Forward To This Week!
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, July 30
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, July 30
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, July 30
Her Friend’s Anxiety Is Already Ruining Her Bougie Bachelorette Weekend!
She Broke Into Tears Talking About Her Son’s New Milestone!
Will This Bad Bert Show Idea Break The Youth Group Up For Good?
Someone In Studio Just Realized They’re A Major Fraud!
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Are Pamela Anderson And Liam Neeson Dating?
Her Husband Added The Woman He Cheated With On Facebook!
She Called In To Pitch Her Friend As An Eligible Bachelor For Abby!
Stepping Into Psycho: They Ruined Their Friend’s Wedding And Don’t Regret It!
Wanna Get Revenge Without Getting Caught? Listen To This Segment For Ideas From An Attorney!
She Realized She Was The Other Woman After His Wife Ordered A Cake At Her Bakery!
Is This ChatGPT Trick For Your Newborn Cute Or Creepy?
Would It Be Weird For The Bert Show To Share A Therapist?
She Rented Her Coworker To Be A Karen And Got A Response Back!
Someone In Studio Is Feeling Some Regret After Saying Yes To THIS Yesterday!
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, July 29
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, July 29
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, July 29
The Bert Show Youth Group Had Strangers Rate Them On Their Appearance!
Her Bad Idea Will Have Someone In Studio Crossing State Lines For LOVE!
We Have An Attorney On The Line Sharing The Best Revenge Ideas That WON’T Get You Arrested!
Kristin’s Bad Take Of The Week: Should Your Weight Affect Your Airfare?
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Sydney Sweeney’s Jeans Ad Is Facing A Ton Of Backlash!
Does She Have A Right To Be Mad After Her Boyfriend Forgot Her Birthday But Still Took Her Out?
Do Kids Finally Like Her? Spoiler Alert: NO!
We Rated Bert Show Listeners On Their Looks! Up Today? The DUDES!
What’s The Silliest Thing You Made Your Kid Believe? We Share!
Full Show PT 3: Monday, July 28
Full Show PT 2: Monday, July 28
Full Show PT 1: Monday, July 28
Is He An A-Hole For Not Telling Her She Was About To Sit In POOP?
She Got Called Out While On A Date With Her Coworker’s Ex!
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Matty Healy’s Mom Threw Shade At Taylor Swift!
Why Should You Care About Sports: Because Of THIS Sexist Soccer Scandal!
100 Days Of Good Goes ‘Round: Click Here To Help Clear Our Struggling Teacher’s List!
Finale: We’re Having Her Email EVERYONE She’s Wronged To Cleanse Her Karma!
Did He Find Something Fun He Can Do With BOTH of His Polar Opposite Kids?
Stepping Into Psycho Update: Will Her Bridesmaid Dress Sabotage Ruin Her Cousin’s Wedding?!
We Found An Attorney Who Shared Real Ideas On How To Get Revenge AND Get Away With it!
Did Someone In Studio Just Write The Song Of The Summer For A Celebrity?
The Bert’s Big Adventure Summer Reunion Was So Hot We Almost Melted!
Full Show PT 3: Friday, July 25
Full Show PT 2: Friday, July 25
Full Show PT 1: Friday, July 25
She Shared The Cringey Story Of Her First Kiss At 19!
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Harry Styles Released An Adult Toy?!
The Bert Show Chooses Which Celebrities We Want To Live Forever!
The Bert Show Youth Group Roasted EVERYONE! Click Here For Jackson’s Roast!
The Bert Show Youth Group Roasted EVERYONE! Click Here For Mikey’s Roast!
We Can’t Believe How This Listener Rated Their Appearance!
Update: We’re Having Her Email EVERYONE She’s Wronged To Cleanse Her Karma!
She Spills On The Famous Band Member’s Number She Got Backstage!
Someone In Studio Confessed To A Story At The Live Show Their S.O. Had Never Heard!
Stepping Into Psycho: Will Her Bridesmaid Dress Sabotage Ruin Her Cousin’s Wedding?!
His Mom RUINED The Proposal While He Was Down On One Knee!
We Talk The Bert Show Live Show Highlights + Need YOUR Help Clearing A Teacher’s List!
Lose Bert’s Money: What Celebrity Is Infamously The LEAST Endowed?
Her Child Keeps Hearing Haunted Music At Night!
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, July 24
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, July 24
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, July 24
Ebuzz: Trending Now — This A-List Actor Confessed To Regretting This Iconic Role!
His Family Vacation Almost Ended In Disaster!
She Accidentally Crushed Her Son’s Feelings With One Joke!
What City Is The BEST Place In The USA To Date?
He Made A Phone Call To A Former Friend After Five Years Of Not Speaking!
100 Days Of Good Goes Round: We Threw A Bachelorette Party In Studio For A Member Of Bert Show Fam!
PT 2: We’re Having Her Email EVERYONE She’s Wronged To Cleanse Her Karma!
How Nervous Is The Bert Show For The Live Show Tonight?
Bert Show Fam Is Renting Our Resident Karen To Complain About Their New Car!
Follow Up Thursday: His Family Wanted To Instagram Live The Birth Of Their First Child!
Can She Convince Her Family NOT To Get A New Dog?
Should He Fire His New Therapist For Lying To Him?
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, July 23
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, July 23
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, July 23
She Got The Ick After He Told Her He Threw Up Before Their First Date!
Did We Find The ONE Thing Every Person Needs To Look For In A Partner?
There Is An Imposter In The Bert Show Studio!
Ebuzz: Trending Now — We Remember Ozzy Osbourne’s Most Iconic Moments!
Her Daughter Is Making Her Barbies Do WHAT?
We’re Having Her Email EVERYONE She’s Wronged To Cleanse Her Karma!
She’s Freaking Out Because School Starts SOON!
100 Days Of Good Goes 'Round: Can You Help Clear This Teacher's List?
Ye Olde Gossip: Let’s Talk The Freakiest Magician EVER, Rasputin!
We Rated Bert Show Fam On Their Looks!
She Wants To Plan Her Own Funeral Before She Passes Away!
Should She Call It Off With The Guy Who’s Perfect On Paper?
Would The Bert Show Leave Their Partners For $1 Million?
Someone In Studio Is Feeling Lost And Could Use Your Prayers!
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, July 22
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, July 22
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, July 22
How Do You Make It Work When You Have A Different Parenting Style Than Your Partner?
This Researcher Claims Children Need Only One Skill To Be Successful In Life
Ebuzz: Trending Now — The Cosby Show’s Malcolm-Jamal Warner Has Passed In A Tragic Accident
Should He Let Visitors Sleep In His Bed When They Visit His One Bedroom Apartment?
Should He Break Up With Her For Ignoring Him On HER Birthday?
His Kid Cost Him HOW Much Money After Destroying This Priceless Item?
Someone In Studio Just Started ADHD Medication And Doesn’t Know How To Feel!
She Called Out A Stranger On A Romantic Night Out!
100 Days Of Good Goes ‘Round: We’re Flying A Listener To Hang Out With Us!
Should This Nosy Neighbor Butt Into The Neighborhood Drama?
Should She Go On A Date With Someone Who Kissed Her Coworker?!
His Friend Is NOT Happy After He Laughed At Him On His Podcast!
She’s Applying For ANOTHER Reality TV Show And Needs Your Help!
She Saw A Drunk Woman Do WHAT To A Saxophone Player?
Why Do They Call Their Coworker “Bloody Mary”?
Is A Stranger Plotting To Break In?!
Full Show PT 3: Monday, July 21
Full Show PT 2: Monday, July 21
Full Show PT 1: Monday, July 21
Someone In Studio Wants To Know What You Would Do If You Heard THIS In Church!
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Coldplay’s Chris Martin Comments On THAT Kiss Cam Moment!
The Mamas Got Into Major Drama At The Family Baby Shower!
Were We TOO Honest Rating A Listener’s Looks?
Couple's Court Update: She's Crashing Out About What He Wants To Bring To Their New Place!
Someone Ruined His Big Birthday Surprise!
She Bought A House Just To Make Her DOG Happy?
Someone In Studio Was Under A Lot Of Pressure After Their S.O. Asked Them To Do THIS!
100 Days Of Good Goes ‘Round: Can You Help Us Clear This Teacher’s Wishlist?
Someone In Studio Thought She Was Getting Abducted By ALIENS!
He Witnessed A Wedding Disaster That Almost Got MESSY!
Would You Want Your Friends To Go If You Died On The Way To A Beyoncé Concert?
Full Show PT 3: Friday, July 18
Full Show PT 2: Friday, July 18
Full Show PT 1: Friday, July 18
Has Months Of Training Finally Paid Off For Someone In Studio?
Is The New Superman TOO Woke?
Ebuzz: Trending Now — The Coldplay Couple Who Got Caught Cheating Have Made A Statement!
Can You Help Clear This First Year Teacher’s List?
Someone In Studio Is Commissioning Our Karen In Training To Hit Up Her Hairdresser!
We’re So Proud Of Abby For Getting This Amazing Atlanta Honor!
Couple's Court: She's Crashing Out About What He Wants To Bring To Their New Place!
The Bert Show Rated Listeners On Their Appearance! Are They Out Of Their League?
Lose Kristin’s Money: Can You Guess What Her Husband Is Complaining About?
Someone In Studio Asked A.I. To Diagnose Why She Always Feels Like THIS In Public!
Is The Bert Show Smart Enough To Qualify For This Networking App For Smart People?
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, July 17
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, July 17
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, July 17
Why Did Her Husband Text Her THIS Mid-Show?
Here’s What Women Really Hear When The Men In Their Lives Say THIS!
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Pete Davidson Is Expecting His First Child!
Someone In Studio Had To Go To Therapy After Getting Heated On Air!
Does Her Depression Meal Plan Sounds Delicious To You?
Why Does She Call Her Coworker “Warm Body”?!
100 Days Of Good Goes ‘Round: We’re Helping Her Celebrate Her Dad After The Passing Of Her Mom
Did He Cheat On His Wife When He Danced With A Strange Woman?
Ye Olde Gossip: A Diamond Necklace Led To Marie Antoinette’s Death?!
The Bert Show Wants To Rate Listeners Based On Their Appearance!
Follow Up Thursday: Did She Break Up With Her Bestie Who Was Making Her Broke?
Should She Go Against Her Husband’s Birthday Wishes?
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, July 16
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, July 16
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, July 16
Should They Have Been Cancelled For KIDNAPPING A Celebrity For A Radio Bit?
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Nicki Minaj Is Feuding With SZA!
Should She Tell Her Daughter What Her Future Son-In-Law Tried To Do?!
PT 2: Someone In Studio Wants To Rent Their Coworker To Be A Karen!
We Learned Why Several Were Injured In A Stampede At A Marta Station!
She Introduced Her Boyfriend To Her Best Friend And He Fell In LOVE With Her?!
100 Days Of Good Goes ‘Round: The Bert Show Is Spreading Joy Internationally!
Second Date Update: Why Did He Ghost After Their Perfect Date?
Why Do Celebrity Golf Games Keep Having CASUALTIES?!
Something Surprising Has Changed Someone In Studio’s Life And He’s Not Sure How To Feel!
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, July 15
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, July 15
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, July 15
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Beyoncé’s Unreleased Music Was STOLEN In Atlanta!
Second Date Update: Why Did He Ghost After Their Perfect Date?
Are These Registry Items For A Bougie Adult Or BABY?
He Needs To Come Clean After Making A Mess In Someone In Studio’s Bathroom!
He Accidentally Drove To The Wrong State While Hungover!
She Got Ghosted Over Her Mom's URN!
Has His Friend Been Lying To Him About Her Love Life?
Let’s Talk About That “Bad Idea” That Almost Got Our Producer Arrested
He Checks His Girlfriend’s Messages Because He’s Jealous?!
They Mixed Business With Pleasure And Are Paying For It BIG Time!
100 Days Of Good Goes ‘Round: Kristin Wants To Share Her Sparkle With YOU!
Is It Bad Juju To Get Married At The Same Venue As Your Divorced Friend?
He Almost Burned His House To The Ground On The Fourth of July!
Why Is The Bert Show Feeling So Low This Morning?
Full Show PT 3: Monday, July 14
Full Show PT 2: Monday, July 14
Full Show PT 1: Monday, July 14
She Totally Botched Telling Her Son About The Passing Of Their Beloved Dog!
Texting Tutor Update: Is Her Secret Admirer A Serial Killer?
She Got The Ick After Her First Date Ordered THIS!
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Did Hailey Bieber Throw Shade At Scooter Braun?
Someone In Studio Needs Help Figuring Out What Battles To Choose In Parenting!
100 Days Of Good Goes ‘Round: Can You Help Us Get These Rescue Dogs Adopted?
Update: Did Her Bestie Scam Her With A Fake Labubu?!
Is Falling In Love At The Airport A Canon Event?
He Accidentally Read His Friend’s DMs And Can’t Unsee What He Saw!
The Way This Woman Spoke About Our City After Moving Here Has Us Thinking Differently!
Is She An A-Hole For Grounding Her Daughter For Cheating On Her Boyfriend?
What’s The Craziest Thing That Went Down At Cowboy Carter?
Full Show PT 3: Friday, July 11
Full Show PT 2: Friday, July 11
Full Show PT 1: Friday, July 11
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Did Justin Bieber Play His Fans?
The Studio Is SPLIT On How We Feel About A.I. Art!
Texting Tutor: Is Her Secret Admirer A Serial Killer?
Did Her Bestie Scam Her With A Fake Labubu?!
Can The Bert Show Comprehend What Legendary Rocker Ozzy Osbourne Is Saying?
We’re Ready To Eat The Rich After A PURSE Just Sold For 10 Million Dollars!
100 Days Of Good Goes ‘Round: We’re Sending Special Gifts For A Listener’s Wedding!
Is He Going To Regret Having A Big Wedding?
What’s Going To Happen At The Cowboy Carter Concert Tonight? We’ve Got Ideas!
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, July 10
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, July 10
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, July 10
Are Labubus Actually DANGEROUS?!
Kristin’s Bad Take Of The Week: Let Other Children Blow Out The Birthday Kid’s Candles!
Someone In Studio Is Giving Up Something Big For His Birthday!
Ebuzz: Trending Now — This Controversial Love Islander Speaks Out After Being Booted From The Island
Ye Olde Gossip: This King Made Coffee His NEMESIS!
His Buffoonery Cost Him BIG!
Second Date Update: Why Did He Ghost Her After Their Third Date?
Wanna Watch The Love Island US Finale With The Bert Show?
100 Days Of Good Goes ‘Round: A Bert Show Listener Has A Sweet Offer For Cassie!
His Strip Trivia Game With His Girlfriend Had HIGH Stakes!
Are These Parenting Hacks Legit Or Is Our Child-Free Producer Just DUMB?
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, July 9
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, July 9
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, July 9
She Ditched A First Date For Doing Something Controversial!
Is She An A-Hole For Telling Her Friend She’s In The Same League As The Guys She Calls Ugly?
She Got The Most Tone-Deaf Voicemail Ever About Her Dead Dog?!
Second Date Update: Why Did He Ghost Her After Their Third Date?
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Joe Jonas Responds After A Fan Told Him He Had Tiny Nipples!
Does The Bert Show Need To Beef Up Their Resumes?
He’s Blaming Breaking Up With Her On Being Under The Influence!
Does Someone In Studio Have A Lot To Learn From Their Coworker’s HUSBAND?
Her Best Guy Friend Made A Move On Her With This Bizarre Comment!
100 Days Of Good Goes ‘Round: We Cereally Need YOUR Help!
She Had A Nightmarish Experience At Her AirBnB And Doesn’t Know How To Feel!
Our Producer Has Beef With The Bros Who Don’t Respect Her Relationship!
Is She An A-Hole For Refusing To Let Her Family In On Her Dinner Reservations?
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, July 8
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, July 8
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, July 8
Click Here To Join Producer Rebecca’s Team To Support The People Who Helped Her Battle Cancer!
Who Knows The Bert Show Better: ChatGPT Or Their Significant Others?!
He’s Defending Himself From Some Comments Online He Thinks Are BS!
When Is Bad Luck A Curse? Someone In Studio Just Lost Their HOUSE
Ebuzz: Trending Now — We Talk The Shock Dumping Of A Love Island Contestant!
She Leveled Up In A Friendship In The Stinkiest Way Possible!
The Bert Show Joined Reality TV And Was Immediately CANCELLED?
Who Knows The Bert Show Better: ChatGPT Or Their Significant Others? PT 2!
PT 3: She Switched Places With Her Twin For A First Date!
He Didn’t Cheat On His Wife But Did He Still Go Too Far?
We Had To Call An Emergency Meeting For The Ladies Of The Bert Show!
She Let The Kids She Was Babysitting Play With Their Grandfather’s ASHES?!
Does Not Knowing This Trivia Question For Cash Make You A Bad American?
We’re Calling Someone In Studio Out For Being A Fake Southerner!
Professional Soccer Players Are Making HOW Much TO Kick Balls?
Family Meeting: Cassie Has Some Sad News
Full Show PT 3: Monday, July 7
Full Show PT 2: Monday, July 7
Full Show PT 1: Monday, July 7
Ebuzz: Trending Now — We’re Confused About The Diddy Charges!
Has Someone In Studio Turned Into A KAREN?
Update: She Switched Places With Her Twin For A First Date!
Diddy’s Former Bodyguard Spilled The Tea On Working With The Disgraced Artist!
Love Lost And Found: Should She Follow The Man She Met In The Air On Instagram?
He Traumatized The Children On Their Family Vacation!
This Birthday Bash For An Awesome Kid Was So Special Because Of YOU!
Did Bert Crash A Boat…AGAIN?!
He Had To Cancel His Vacation Plans Because His Body Gave Out On Him!
He Did A Death-Defying Stunt To Get Back Inside His High Rise Apartment!
The Bert Show Breaks Down Their Big Vacations Over The Long Weekend!
Full Show PT 3: Friday, July 4
Full Show PT 2: Friday, July 4
Full Show PT 1: Friday, July 4
From The Vault: She Has A MASSIVE Crush On A Guy In Her Friend Group
From The Vault: Do WOMEN Know Anything About Men’s Bodies?
From The Vault: Should You Tell A Friend You’re Suing Their Company?!
From The Vault: Texting Tutor! They’re Babysitting For An Entire Summer
From The Vault: He Proposed To Her Best Friend?!
From The Vault: He Tried To Help His Friend Find A Job And Got Screwed!
From The Vault: Why Is Every Pilates Instructor Like This?
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, July 3
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, July 3
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, July 3
From The Vault: Here’s Everything She’s Learned From Her Failed Friendships!
From The Vault: Do Men Know ANYTHING About Women’s Bodies?
From The Vault: Free Therapy Thursday!
From The Vault: Did His Date Scam Him For Being Too Nice?
From The Vault: Is Her Sister-In-Law Sabotaging Her Side Hustle?
From The Vault: Do Photographers Turn Down Clients They Find Unattractive?
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, July 2
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, July 2
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, July 2
From The Vault: Here's How To Find Hidden Cameras In Your Hotel!
From The Vault: He Stepped To A Stranger To Protect His Girlfriend!
From The Vault: She Was Arrested At Applebee's Over “All You Can Eat”!
From The Vault: Someone In Studio Has A Dating Challenge For Abby!
From The Vault: Her Husband Had A Run-In With His First KAREN!
From The Vault: She Needs To Uninvite Her Drunk Uncle From 4th Of July!
From The Vault: We Collected Confessions From Cheaters On Why They Did It!
From The Vault: How Do You Really Find Closure?
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, July 1
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, July 1
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, July 1
From The Vault: What Does Her Recurring Dream Really Mean?
From The Vault: What Tendencies Became Obvious After Moving In Together?
From The Vault: We Share A Petty Pantry Tip To Keep Your Sweet Treats Safe!
From The Vault: Does Gentle Parenting Actually Work?
From The Vault: Our Producer Almost Ruined Her Skin PERMANENTLY!
From The Vault: Is It Rude For A 4 Year Old’s Birthday Party To Have A Registry?
From The Vault: Bert Wants Producer Amber To Run A Paranormal Investigation In His Home!
From The Vault: Second Date Update! What Did She Do Wrong?
Full Show PT 3: Monday, June 30
Full Show PT 2: Monday, June 30
Full Show PT 1: Monday, June 30
From The Vault: Is He An A-Hole For Asking His Wife To Share Her Food?
From The Vault: We Can’t Believe How Much Modern Streamers Make!
From The Vault: Phone A Drag Queen!
From The Vault: Are K-Dramas And K-Pop Fueling Fetishization Of Korean Men?
From The Vault: He’s Fighting With His Best Friend Over A Woman!
From The Vault: What Did You Make Up To Get Out Of A Date?
From The Vault: How Do You Tell The Difference Between Anxiety And Intuition?
From The Vault: Her Parents Are Asking For Money After Kicking Her Out At 18!
From The Vault: What’s The Craziest Thing You’ve Ever Done To Impress Someone?
Full Show PT 3: Friday, June 27
Full Show PT 2: Friday, June 27
Full Show PT 1: Friday, June 27
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Is The Golden Bachelor Prejudiced Against Women His Own Age?
Why Didn’t Anyone Tell Her That THIS Would Start Happening At 30?
Our Producer’s Ted Talks Ended In DISASTER!
She’s Pretending To Be Her Identical Sister On A Date!
Lose Bert’s Money: Is This The Hardest Trivia Question For Cash So Far?
She Learned Not All Florida Men Are The Same After Getting Hit On!
Plead The Fifth: Is Bert Jealous Of His Ex Wife’s New Man?
100 Days Of Good Goes ‘Round: We’re Giving The Gift Of Music!
Is His Controversial Theory Going To Cost The Bert Show Some CASH?
How Much Did You Pay In Student Debt?
She Thinks She Sat Next To A Murderer At A Bar!
Someone In Studio Is Officially Screwed Before They Go To Scotland After Playing This Game!
Did Someone In Studio’s Phone Get STOLEN?! Kinda!
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, June 26
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, June 26
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, June 26
Kristin Says Goodbye After Her Beloved Dog Crossed The Rainbow Bridge
She Had Her First Fight With Her Boyfriend Over Something Super Surprising!
Is Someone In Studio In Trouble For Talking Smack About The Magazine That Honored Them?
We’re Setting Things Straight After A Listener Accused Us Of Stirring The Pot!
She Found Out That Her Best Friend Had Been Sleeping With Her Husband For Over A Decade!
This Viral New Drink On TikTok Is DANGEROUS!
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Katy Perry And Orlando Bloom Have Split!
Did She Yell This At Her Son, Her Dog, Or Her HUSBAND?
We Tried To Find Bert A Hobby And Failed MISERABLY!
We Talk The Revolting Story Of The Infamous “Poop Cruise”!
100 Days Of Good Goes ‘Round: We Gifted A Listener’s Kid A LABUBU!
The Bert Show Comes Clean: We HATE Doing These “Fun” Things!
His Therapist Was So Excited That She Was Able To Make Him CRY!
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, June 25
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, June 25
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, June 25
He Partied So Hard Over Vacation It’s Still Affecting His Health!
His Cousins Charged HOW Much For Lemonade On The Side Of The Road?!
Ye Olde Gossip: We Spill On This Old Hollywood Actor’s Secret Life!
A Stranger Crashed Their Party And He Found Out In The Most Ridiculous Way Possible!
Ebuzz: Trending Now — The Justin Baldoni And Blake Lively Lawsuit Just Got A Shocking Update!
This NFL Player Is Attending His Ex’s Wedding To A Billionaire?!
Everything Was Going Great In Their Relationship Until They Went On Vacation!
Someone In Studio Got An Affecting Email From A Listener About Her Drinking Habits!
Can ChatGPT Help You Connect With Your Kids?
100 Days Of Good Goes ‘Round: We Got An Update That Will Warm Your Heart Thanks To A Celeb!
Why Don't Men Go To The Doctor?
She Found Out Someone She’s Been Working With Has Been A.I. All Along!
Someone In Studio Was Accused Of Being A Home-Wrecker At The AT&T Store?!
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, June 24
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, June 24
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, June 24
She Spills On The Family Drama She Hid From Social Media Over The Weekend!
Is He An A-Hole For Abandoning His Lady On Vacation?
The Bert Show Reveals Exactly What They’re Looking For In A Perfect Partner!
His Dad Blamed Him For Smoking HIS Weed To Get His Wife Off His Back!
Are These Real Firework Names Or Something We Made Up?
Our Producer Is Having Trouble Saying Goodbye To Something Surprising!
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Oprah Addresses Rumors That She Attended Diddy’s Parties
Did He Fail At Giving His Girlfriend’s Son A Major Life Lesson He Needed?
His Delivery Driver Got Arrested While Driving His Order Over!
He Hung Out With His Girlfriend’s Son Solo And Totally Botched It!
Someone In Studio Is Being Honored For Being HOT!
100 Days Of Good Goes ‘Round: We’re Helping This Single Mom Check Something Off Her To-Do List!
Can You Beat Bert’s Monthly Car Insurance Bill? We Doubt It!
Someone In Studio *Isn’t* Celebrating Their Birthday!
Full Show PT 3: Monday, June 23
Full Show PT 2: Monday, June 23
Full Show PT 1: Monday, June 23
Did He Run With The Bulls While On Vacation?
She Planned Her Brother’s Entire Proposal! Did She Say YES?
Should Someone In Studio Feel Embarrassed About Watching This Show?
Texting Tutor Update: She Wants Her Boyfriend To Break Up With His Cheater Bestie!
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Are The Biebers Headed For Divorce?
Their Anniversary Bae-cation Plans Are Stressing Her Out!
Does Our “Motivational” Speaker Inspire You?
This NBA Player Realized He Was Getting Traded While Onstage At A Conference!
He Faked Being A Dentist By Treating Patients With Info From The Internet!
Did We Find The Karen’s 911 Call + 100 Days Of Good Goes ‘Round!
The Bill This Dad Got After A Disney Princess Dinner Made Our Jaws DROP!
Did The Bert Show Survive Their Weekend?
Full Show PT 3: Friday, June 20
Full Show PT 2: Friday, June 20
Full Show PT 1: Friday, June 20
She Got Some Shocking Medical Advice From A.I.!
Should He Feel Jealous Of His Girlfriend’s Relationship With ChatGPT?
Messy Mikey Is Upset After Someone In Studio Said THIS!
Our Producer Read An Open Letter To A Woman On Love Island Who Needs HELP!
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Miley Cyrus Shares Her Most Scandalous Memory From Hannah Montana!
Texting Tutor: She Wants Her Boyfriend To Break Up With His Cheater Bestie!
Someone In Studio Missed Her Chance To Meet A Famous Celeb Because Of The Show!
There’s A Major Twist In Our Search To Find A Single Woman For Our Zaddy!
100 Days Of Good Goes ‘Round: Will The Bert Show See You At The Pride Walk This Weekend?
Is This Summer Trivia Game RIGGED For Someone In Studio?
He Purchased The DUMBEST Thing Ever And Needs Our Advice!
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, June 19
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, June 19
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, June 19
From The Vault: Are People Raising Their Kids Too “Soft”?
From The Vault: Do Men Lie Because Women Can’t Handle The Truth?
From The Vault: Kristin Wants To Cure Moe Of His Overthinking!
From The Vault: She’s Lying About How Much She Makes To Her Boyfriend!
From The Vault: Does Gentle Parenting Actually Work?
From The Vault: What’s On Your Anti-Bucket List?
From The Vault: How Honest Do You Want Your Friends To Be About Your Ex?
From The Vault: Her Friend Is Claiming A Lost Dog As Her Own
From The Vault: Your Man’s Favorite Superhero Says A LOT About Them!
From The Vault: How Should Single Dads With Daughters Handle Sleepovers?
From The Vault: She Secretly Went Through Her Boyfriend’s Phone And Didn’t Like What She Found!
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, June 18
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, June 18
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, June 18
He Didn’t Ask Her To Be His Valentine And She Crashed Out!
Ye Olde Gossip: Let’s Talk About What Juneteenth Is Really All About!
100 Days Of Good Goes ‘Round: We Want To Help This Teen Follow Her Dreams!
He Caught A Stranger Peeking Through His Window!
Ditch Or Date: His New Girl Refuses To Pay For ANYTHING!
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Tyler Perry Is Being Sued For Alleged Sexual Assault
Is Someone In Studio In A Co-dependent Relationship?
Is She About To Make Her Manatee Dream COME TRUE?
His Lady Wants Him To Risk His Life For Her?!
Does Someone In Studio Have A STALKER?
Is She Beefing With Her Neighbors…AGAIN?!
She Ran Into Her Friend’s Crazy Ex While Out And About!
Is EVERYTHING Harder For Women…Even Washing Up?
Someone In Studio Is Being Honored For Being HOT!
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, June 17
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, June 17
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, June 17
We Crushed Producer Rebecca’s Dreams Live In Studio!
We Crowned The Bert Show’s Zaddy And He Wants To Date ABBY?!
She’s Defending Her Husband After Receiving Father’s Day Backlash Online!
100 Days Of Good Goes ‘Round: We Need Help Making This Awesome Kid’s Birthday Special!
Can He Find His Expensive E-Bike We Hid In the Building?
Someone In Studio Is In Hot Water With His Girlfriend After This Plumbing Problem!
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Fans Are Concerned After Justin Bieber Shared Some Emotional Text Screenshots
His Daughter Is Mad At Him On Father’s Day! Does He Deserve It?
Is It Weird That Someone In Studio Thought THIS Stranger's Perfume Smelled Good?
He Doesn’t Date Women If Their Mom Didn’t Age Well!
Click Here To Play What Didn’t Make The Cut From Our Big Celebrity Cameos!
Full Show PT 3: Monday, June 16
Full Show PT 2: Monday, June 16
Full Show PT 1: Monday, June 16
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Was Stephen A. Smith Playing Games On His Phone During The NBA Finals?!
Bert Shares How He Feels After Telling His Mother He Forgives Her
She Caught A Karen In The Wild! Can We Find The 911 Audio?
Bert’s Superficial Trivia Question Bled The Bert Show Dry!
Update: He Broke Up With Her Via An Uber Eats Order!
Will We Be Seeing Someone In Studio On The Next Season Of Love Island?!
We Got A Major Celebrity To Congratulate Someone In Studio On Something SO Embarrassing!
How Will The Lone Survivor Of The Air India Plane Crash Deal With Survivor’s Guilt?
She Got Dumped While Wearing The Most Insane Costume EVER!
We Helped Make This New Dad’s First Father’s Day Without His Dad Special!
His World Turned Upside Down In The Worst Possible Location!
Someone In Studio Hit A Listener With Their Car?!
Full Show PT 3: Friday, June 13
Full Show PT 2: Friday, June 13
Full Show PT 1: Friday, June 13
From The Vault: His Grandmother Had A Major Health Breakthrough No One Expected!
From The Vault: We Can’t Believe How Much Modern Streamers Make!
From The Vault: She’s Lying About How Much She Makes To Her Boyfriend!
From The Vault: Does Gentle Parenting Actually Work?
From The Vault: What’s On Your Anti-Bucket List?
From The Vault: Texting Tutor - Her Long Lost Sister Contacted Her!
From The Vault: Should His Wife Sacrifice Her Career For The Family?
From The Vault: He Proposed To Her Best Friend!
From The Vault: Why Do Kid’s Sports Cost SO Much?!
From The Vault: She Secretly Went Through Her Boyfriend’s Phone And Didn’t Like What She Found!
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, June 12
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, June 12
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, June 12
We Offered Our Intern A Dollar A Second To Keep People In Paris On The Phone!
Bert Is Finally Ready To Forgive His Mother For His Dysfunctional Childhood
Why Did Our Producer KISS Her Boyfriend’s Sister?!
He Got Into A Car Accident While Driving Out Of The DEALERSHIP!
We’ve Got A Reality TV Casting Director On The Line To Help Abby Get On A Dating Show!
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Why Was A Juror Kicked Out Of The Diddy Trial?
Her Husband Was Living Two Separate Lives With Another Family?!
He Broke Up With Her Via An Uber Eats Order!
How Long Can You Keep Things In The Fridge Before It’s SICK To Eat?
100 Days Of Good Goes ‘Round: We Helped Her Replace Her Ex’s Ring On Their Anniversary!
Would You Surgically Change The Color Of Your Eyes?
His Girlfriend Convinced His Younger Sister To LIE To Get Out Of Trouble!
A Therapist Has Prescribed Someone In Studio Something Surprising!
Would You Spend One Day A Week With The Flu If It Gave You Abs For A Week?
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, June 11
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, June 11
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, June 11
Should He Tell His Friend That He’s Not Cut Out For His New Life Dream?
Ye Olde Gossip: This Old Hollywood Leading Man Was Actually GAY?
Someone In Studio Is Considering Breaking Their Own Bones?!
Our Producer Is Meeting Her Boyfriend’s Siblings And Needs Advice!
He’s Making A Life-Changing Decision After Getting Advice From ChatGPT!
Can Dads Answer These “Pop” Quiz Questions About Their Own Kids For Father’s Day?
Who On The Bert Show Can Get The Craziest Celebrity Cameo?
Vote For The Zaddiest Of Zaddies In The Bert Show Zaddy Bracket!
100 Days Of Good Goes ‘Round: This Listener Wants A Bert Show Movie Buddy For Her Husband!
We Got The Tea On What Happens Behind The Scenes At Disney From Their Former Intern!
Someone In Studio Needs To Find A Hobby For Their HEALTH!
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, June 10
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, June 10
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, June 10
100 Days Of Good Goes ‘Round: Listen To Our Spoken Word Piece For National Infertility Week
He Got Called Out By A Stranger For Not Washing His Hands In Public!
We Break Down What We Think Justin Bieber Is Really Going Through!
We’re Ready To Double Down After Listeners Came For Us Over Our Hot Take About Kid’s Movies!
We Can’t Believe How Many Celebrities Have Accidentally Killed!
Our Producer Tried This Hotel Hack And FAILED Big Time!
Her Husband Wants To Share Their Birth On Instagram Live!
She Opened The Gift She Received From A Coworker A YEAR Ago Live On Air!
Why Did Kevin Hart Bring Up Diddy At The BET Awards?
Did His Girlfriend Set Him Up Or Does He Not Understand “Women Logic”?
Justin Baldoni’s $400 Million Lawsuit Against Blake Lively Dismissed!
He Had His Car For ONE Week And Then THIS Happened!
Full Show PT 3: Monday, June 9
Full Show PT 2: Monday, June 9
Full Show PT 1: Monday, June 9
She Applied For Two Dating Reality TV Shows And One Went HORRIBLY Wrong!
PT 2: We’re Letting Our KIDS Plan Our Next Vacation Destination!
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Why Did Taylor Swift Crash This Woman’s Wedding?
Did We Just Get The Answer To What Women Want From A Partner From A 17 Year Old?!
Did His Girlfriend’s Parents Give Our Producer Their Blessing To Propose?
We Can’t Believe What A Local “Celebrity” Said To One Of Us Out In Public!
100 Days Of Good Goes ‘Round: We’re Hanging Out With A Bert Show Listener!
Who’s The Quickest Member Of The Bert Show?
She Realized It’s Time To Return To Therapy After This Triggering Experience
His Girlfriend’s Phone Became A Big Problem On Their Vacation!
She Spent On-On-One Time With Her Girlfriend’s Daughter For The First Time!
Someone In Studio Experienced A Miracle Over The Weekend!
Full Show PT 3: Friday, June 6
Full Show PT 1: Friday, June 6
Full Show PT 2: Friday, June 6
Click Here For The Bert Show’s Dramatic Reenactment Of The President’s Political Feud!
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Is Sabrina Carpenter’s New Single A Shot At Her Ex?
PT 1: We Have A Big Homework Assignment For Our Producer Who’s About To Propose!
PT 2: We Have A Big Homework Assignment For Our Producer Who’s About To Propose!
Would Dudes Hire A Single Woman To Be Their Wing-Woman For The Night?
Should Moms ALWAYS Provide For Their Kids No Matter What Age?
Are People Morally Obligated To Tell Their Partners About Their Plastic Surgery?
100 Days Of Good Goes Round: We’re Setting Up These Soccer Fans To See Atlanta United In STYLE!
He’s Feeling Upset About Father’s Day This Year!
We Tried To Trigger Someone In Studio…And We Succeeded!
Someone In Studio Has ZERO Patience But Thinks She Might Have Found A Way To Fix It!
She Realized On Air She’s Never Asked Her Husband What His Happy Place Is!
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, June 5
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, June 5
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, June 5
Her Four Year Old Told Their Babysitter That She Has A WHAT?!
100 Days Of Good Goes Round: We’re Helping This Mom Celebrate Her Daughter In A Big Way!
She’s Rethinking Her Decision To Never Have Kids!
Are The Bert Show Good Friends? We Found Out On Air!
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Kristin Cavallari Reveals She Hooked Up With Glen Powell!
We’re Letting Our KIDS Plan Our Next Vacation Destination!
Follow Up Thursday: Her Mom Invited The Man She Had An Affair With To Her Graduation!
Is This The Most Challenging Thing Someone In Studio Has Ever Had To Do?
Do Not Fall For This New Texting Scam!
Why Did She Kick One Of Her Coworkers Out Of The Studio?!
Is Wearing THIS On A Date An Ick?
He Had To Risk His Life Breaking Back Into His Apartment!
Follow Up Thursday: Did She Shoot Her Shot With Her Friend’s Ex?
Is He Ready To Propose? We Put Him On The Spot Live On Air!
Is She Pressuring Her Brother To Propose?
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, June 4
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, June 4
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, June 4
Is This New Tinder Feature Discriminating Against Short Kings?
Ye Olde Gossip: Did You Know This First Lady Had A Lesbian Lover?
He Got Food From A Different Restaurant Delivered To The One He Was Eating At!
A Butt Dial Confirmed That His Dad Is A TRAITOR!
Is She The “Boy Whisperer” After Coaching A Stranger To Approach Ladies In The Wild?
Did We Get Proof That Stevie Wonder Can SEE?!
Ebuzz: Trending Now — A Heckler Was Kicked Out Of The Diddy Trial Courtroom!
He Ruined A Stranger’s Romantic Moment At The Renaissance Fair!
Did Her Blind Date STEAL A Dog?!
Our Producer Is Crashing Out Over This Collectible Item Taking TikTok By Storm!
100 Days Of Good Goes Round: Can You Help Buy Shoes For Kids in Need?
Someone In Studio Wants To Brag On His Family After A Tricky Coparenting Journey!
It’s Time To Play Buc-Cees Price Is Right!
He’s About To Pop The Question To His Girlfriend’s Parents About PRENUPS?!
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, June 3
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, June 3
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, June 3
The Bert Show Shares How They REALLY Feel About Each Other!
Should Someone In Studio Get Cosmetic Surgery? She’s Struggling With The Idea!
Kristin Reached A Major Grief Milestone She Wants To Share
100 Days Of Good Goes Round: We’re Helping These “Breastie Besties” Get A BREAK!
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Blake Lively Makes Shocking Move In Justin Baldoni Legal Battle!
He Received An INSANE Email From His Apartment Complex!
We’re Finding Her A Sugar Daddy With The Help Of The Sugar Baby Avengers!
He Tried To Steal His Moment And Embarrassed Himself Instead!
We Share Our Favorite Speeches From Commencement Speakers!
She House Sat For Someone In Studio And Has To Explain Why She Left It This Way!
Someone In Studio Feels Lost After Getting Some Disappointing Test Results Back!
Can The Bert Show Beat An Eighth Grader In A Spelling Bee?!
He Had Toilet Troubles In Front Of A Complete Stranger On VACATION!
Full Show PT 2: Monday, June 2
Full Show PT 3: Monday, June 2
Full Show PT 1: Monday, June 2
Do You Believe The Woman Who Allegedly Faked Her Own Kidnapping?
He’s Gonna Redeem Himself After Crashing Out Over Vacation!
Someone Took A Photo Of Her While She Was On A Blind Date?!
Is This The Most Insane Wedding Dress Code Ever?
Ebuzz: Trending Now — We Break Down How We Really Feel About Taylor Swift’s Problematic Old Songs!
She Doesn’t Need A Sugar Daddy After A Stranger Bought Her THIS!
Someone In Studio Is Struggling More Than They Thought They Would With Being An Empty Nester!
Could You Live On A Plane For 100 Days For One Million In Cash?
100 Days Of Good Goes Round: Did We Give This Band Their Big Break?
He’s Still Freaked Out After Getting Detained In A Foreign Country!
Should He Have Called 911 Before His Kid’s Graduation?!
This MLB Manager Is Facing Backlash For Bailing On A Game To Do THIS!
Someone In Studio Did Something They’ve Never Done For Vacation And Is REGRETTING It!
Full Show PT 3: Friday, May 30
Full Show PT 2: Friday, May 30
Full Show PT 1: Friday, May 30
From The Vault: His Grandmother Had A Major Health Breakthrough No One Expected!
From The Vault: Someone In Studio Has A Dating Challenge For Abby!
From The Vault: This Mom Has A PSA For People Who Ghost!
From The Vault: The Dark Side Of Car Valets!
From The Vault: Have Women’s Cosmetics Gone Too Far?
From The Vault: Sneakiest way to catch a cheater
From The Vault: Her Long Lost Sister Contacted Her!
From The Vault: Should His Wife Sacrifice Her Career For The Family?
From The Vault: It’s Time To Play Buc-ees Price Is Right!
From The Vault: Why Do Kid’s Sports Cost SO Much?!
From The Vault: Why Is Every Pilates Instructor Like This?
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, May 29
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, May 29
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, May 29
From The Vault: Are You The “DUFF” In Your Friend Group?
From The Vault: She Purposely Flirts With Other People On First Dates To Test Guys!
From The Vault: It’s Time For Free Therapy Thursday!
From The Vault: Can You Help Us Stop A Scammer?
From The Vault: She Hired Her Ex To Be Her Assistant Without Telling Her Husband!
From The Vault: He Accidentally Sent A Flirty Text To His BOSS!
From The Vault: Men are more likely than women to say marriage is important
From The Vault: Is It OK To Use AI To Respond To Emails?
From The Vault: THIS Is The Unhealthiest Job In America!
From The Vault: Do Photographers Turn Down Clients They Find Unattractive?
From The Vault: Should She HELP Her Teen Sneak Out?
From The Vault: Is She In Love Or Being Love Bombed?
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, May 28
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, May 28
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, May 28
From The Vault: The Bert Show Shares How To Tell If Your Marriage Will Last!
From The Vault: Here’s Why Losing Weight SUCKS!
From The Vault: He Scheduled A Boy’s Night On Her Birthday!
From The Vault: Is Being Nice Ruining Your Life?
From The Vault: Her Kid Is Dating Someone She Doesn’t Like!
From The Vault: What Would You Say To Your 18 Year Old Self?
From The Vault: Closure Call – Why Didn’t Her Bestie Invite Her To Her Birthday?
From The Vault: Which Member Of The Bert Show Matches Which Member Of “The Office”?
From The Vault: Can You Guess Which Celebrity Is Cool And Which Is Rude AF?
From The Vault: Is It OK To Use AI To Respond To Emails?
From The Vault: She Needs Our Help Convincing Her Sister To Dump Her Boyfriend!
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, May 27
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, May 27
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, May 27
From The Vault: Is It Disrespectful To Wear Another Man’s Hoodie Home To Your Boyfriend?
From The Vault: Kristin Wants To Cure Moe Of His Overthinking!
From The Vault: She’s Lying About How Much She Makes To Her Boyfriend!
From The Vault: Does Gentle Parenting Actually Work?
From The Vault: What’s On Your Anti-Bucket List?
From The Vault: She Might Dump Her Dude Because Of His NAME!
From The Vault: Her Friend Is Claiming A Lost Dog As Her Own!
From The Vault: Are We Making Our Kids Soft
From The Vault: How Should Single Dads With Daughters Handle Sleepovers?
From The Vault: She Secretly Went Through Her Boyfriend’s Phone And Didn’t Like What She Found!
Full Show PT 3: Monday, May 26
Full Show PT 2: Monday, May 26
Full Show PT 1: Monday, May 26
From The Vault: Do Men Lie Because Women Can’t Handle The Truth?
From The Vault: We Can’t Believe How Much Modern Streamers Make!
From The Vault: She Came Face To Face With A Client From HELL!
From The Vault: Is Your Dream Career One Of These Jobs We Had No Idea Existed?
From The Vault: Have You Ever Saved A BODY PART?!
From The Vault: What's The Annoying Thing Your Partner Does That Drives You Crazy?
From The Vault: She’s Terrified Of Getting Old After Her Grandfather Told Her THIS!
From The Vault: Is Her Sister’s Husband Only Into Her For The Green Card
From The Vault: Clubs Won't Allow Old People In
From The Vault: Is This The Most Boneheaded Move From The Bert Show?
The Vault: How Hard Do You Need To Actually Work To Be Successful?
Full Show PT 3: Friday, May 23
Full Show PT 2: Friday, May 23
Full Show PT 1: Friday, May 23
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Taylor Swift Is No Longer Being Subpoenaed By Justin Baldoni!
Should She Have Said Something To The Man Who Kept Dropping F-Bombs Around Children?
For AAPI Heritage Month Producer Jackson Shares The Backstory Behind These Historically Asian Jobs!
Have We Found Abby A Suitable Sugar Daddy?
Follow Up Thursday: She Caught Her Bestie Being Unloyal!
We Just Got Evidence That Women Can Be Just As Toxic And Manipulative As Men!
This Anchorwoman’s Water Broke Live On Air!
These Women Shared The Most Unhinged Way They Are Passive Aggressive Towards The Patriarchy!
Follow Up Thursday: She Accidentally Sent Her Boss A Spicy Pic!
Ye Olde Gossip: Here’s How The Soldiers Got Down In Memorial Days Of Yore!
Can You Answer The Bert Show’s Timely Trivia Question For Cash?
Is She An A*Hole For Telling Her Best Friend That Her Marriage Is Doomed?!
Does The Way The New Generation Finishes These Toxic Parenting Phrases Prove They’re Healed?
Can She Help Her Girlfriend Get Over Her Irrational Fear That’s Affecting Their Daily Lives?
She Got SCAMMED At The Nail Salon! Her Mani-Pedi Cost HOW Much?!
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, May 22
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, May 22
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, May 22
We’re Seeking A Sugar Daddy To Set Up With Abby!
Someone In Studio Needs To Defend Themselves After The Bert Show’s Celebrity Challenge Controversy!
How Did His Mom React To Seeing His New Massive Tattoo In Real Life?
Kristin Shares The Biggest Highlights From Being Honored At the Gracie Awards!
We Asked ChatGPT To Serve Kristin Some Brutal Honesty And It Did Not Hold Back!
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Jeremy Renner Claims He Didn’t Want To Come Back After His Brush With Death!
One Man Went Viral For Quitting His Job To Sail To Hawaii With His Cat!
Would You Work For A Friend Who Abandoned You?
She LOST Her Award On The Same Night She Was Honored With It!
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, May 21
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, May 21
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, May 21
A.I. Has Some Brutally Honest Comments About Abby’s Appearance?!
Is This Advice From A.I. Really ChatGPT Or Straight From Moe’s Grandmother?
Here’s The Brutal Honesty A.I. Thinks Bert Needs To Hear About Himself!
He Called His Mom Live On Air To Tell Her About His New Tattoo!
Someone In Studio JUST Got A Boyfriend And Wants To Share Why It SUCKS!
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Harvey Weinstein Claimed He Was Wrongfully Convicted
Will This ChatGPT Game Ruin The Chemistry Of The Show?!
She’s Feeling Herself After Getting The Special Treatment While Rubbing Shoulders With The Elite!
Has She Heard From God Yet After Her First Week Trying To Reconnect With Religion?
He’s Realized He’s In A Toxic Relationship And Needs Our Help Leaving It!
Give Your Senior A Shout Out On The Bert Show!
Should She Bribe Her Teen To Learn How To Drive?
He Got A Big Perspective Shift After Seeing A Stranger Do *This* While On Vacation!
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, May 20
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, May 20
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, May 20
Connor From Love On The Spectrum Joins The Bert Show In Studio!
Here Are All The Celebrities Kristin Will Be Rubbing Shoulders With At The Gracies Tonight!
Is Work-Life Balance Possible? We Debate!
We’re Shocked At How Bert Did On His GED Test!
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Denzel Washington Confronted Paparazzi After They Appeared To Grab Him!
Here Are The Incredible A-List Women Who Have Won Gracie Awards Just Like Kristin!
Bert Was Honored By Atlanta United And Had A BLAST!
He HATES Himself For Doing This One Thing And Needs Your Advice!
Can You Guess Which Of These Crazy College Athlete Names Are Real?
Someone In Studio Is Struggling With How They Handle Their Personal Relationships
She MISSED Her Flight To Beverly Hills To Honor Kristin At The Gracies!
Full Show PT 3: Monday, May 19
Full Show PT 2: Monday, May 19
Full Show PT 1: Monday, May 19
Who Won A Week Off After The Bert Show’s Celebrity Call-In Challenge?
Someone In Studio Got Caught Sending Sexual Messages To Another Woman?!
Did Her Curse Cause This Major Prison Break To Happen A Block Away?!
Someone In Studio Needs Advice On Curbing Late Night Binging!
Ebuzz: Trending Now — What Did Justin Bieber Know About Diddy’s Infamous Parties?
He Swiped Right On Two Million Women In Five Years And Only Got ONE Date!
Texting Tutor Update: She Needs To Shut Down Her Ex Before Their Friend's Wedding
Who Has The Biggest Brain On The Bert Show?
Did Someone In Studio Stop A BOMB Threat In A Crowded Public Place?!
Stepping Into Psycho Update: She Stalked Her Ex Over The Weekend!
Can You Settle This Controversial Bathroom Debate For Us?
Is She An A-Hole For Retaking Bridesmaid Photos Without One Bridesmaid?
He Screamed At Her And Then Went In For A KISS?!
What Do You Do When Your Family Member Asks Way Too Much Of You For A Party?
He Lost His Wife To The Dating Site HE Invented!
The Bert Show Had Very Different Weekends!
Full Show PT 3: Friday, May 16
Full Show PT 2: Friday, May 16
Full Show PT 1: Friday, May 16
It's Time For You To Vote The Winner Of Our Celeb Challenge!
Her Family Is Trying To Force Her Into Taking This Trip
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Diddy's Ex Gets Overwhelmed During His Trial!
You'll NEVER Guess Which A-List Celeb Just Called Into The Show!
Texting Tutor: She Needs To Shut Down Her Ex Before Their Friend's Wedding
What Lengths Did You Go To To Protect Your Kid Online?
Would You Quit Your Job To Pursue Your Dreams?
Stepping Into Psycho: She's Taking Drastic Measures To Win Her Ex Back!
This NBA Player End Up Behind Bars Over A Poker Game!
This Influencer Has Changed Bert's Life!
Plead The Fifth: Is Abby Ready To Find A Sugar Daddy?
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, May 15
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, May 15
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, May 15
A Legendary Celebrity In The Industry Surprised ALL Of Us With A Call On Air!
She Caught Her Babysitter Trying On Her Clothes In Her Closet!
This Six Word Phrase From Men Alerts All Doctors That Something Is REALLY Wrong!
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Justin Baldoni Claims Blake Lively Threatened To Leak Taylor Swift’s Texts!
Someone In Studio’s Son Is Being Scammed By A Stranger Who Claims They Have Cancer?!
Love Lost And Found Update: Can We Find The Man Who Wrote Her This Love Letter?
Her Mom Shared A Sad Fact About The Stage Of Life Her Family Is In!
Do You Remember The Last Time You Went Out With Friends As A Kid?
Who Do YOU Think Is The Smartest Member Of The Bert Show?
Background Check: Is Her New Boyfriend Lying About What He Does For Work?
Is His Son’s School Discriminating Against Kids Who Aren’t Going To College?
Are These The Most Unconventional Money Saving Tips Ever?
Would You Show Up To A Wedding Without A Gift?
Someone In Studio Asked For Something BIG Before Their Birthday This Weekend!
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, May 14
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, May 14
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, May 14
Someone In Studio Is Ready To Get Real About Their Drinking Habits!
Will God Listen After She Ignored Him For Two Years?
Ye Olde Gossip: Is This The Worst Mother In History?!
Should He Reach Out To An Ex To Get This Super Expensive Item He’s Been Wanting Forever?
Ebuzz: Trending Now — We Share Cassie’s Testimony From The Diddy Trial
Love Lost And Found: Can We Find The Man Who Wrote Her This Love Letter?
Will Producers Rebecca And Jackson See You At The Atlanta United Game This Saturday?
Bert’s Ex Wife Is Back In Studio With The Man He Set Her Up With To Celebrate Their One Year Anniversary!
The Bert Show Book Of Records: Her High School Graduation Lasted SEVEN Hours?!
She Wants To Get Her Family Back Together Even Though She’s Hiding A HUGE Secret!
Can You Guess Which Celebrity Is A High School Dropout?
Here’s How To Save A TON Of Money Before Your Next Flight!
Why Do Kids Always Do THIS When They Get Hurt?
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, May 13
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, May 13
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, May 13
Is He Feeling TOO Emotional Over His Youngest Son Going To College?
Should We STOP Trying To Set Someone In Studio Up With A Guy Who Clearly Isn’t Into Her?!
How Do You Get Your Friend To Stop Making Negative Comments About Her Body In Front Of Your Kid?
Is Paying A Spicy Content Creator For Custom Content CHEATING?
Ebuzz: Trending Now — We Break Down The Grittier Details Of The Diddy Case
When You Ask A Best Friend To Pick Something Up For You Do You Expect Them To Pay For It?
Did We Just Find Evidence That His New Dog’s Former Owners KNEW He Was Sick?
She Asked God To Put The Right Man In Front Of Her And Has Regrets!
Did Our Custom Ad For Abby Find Her A First Date?
He Ghosted His Business Partner! Was It For Good Reason?
Is It Easier To Parent When Your Partner Goes Out Of Town?
She Bribed Her Brother To Finally Propose To His Girlfriend!
What You Need To Know About The Diddy Case
Are You Paying Too Much Attention To This Voice In Your Head?
Can You Guess The Bert Show Member By Their Chinese Zodiac?
Full Show PT 3: Monday, May 12
Full Show PT 2: Monday, May 12
Full Show PT 1: Monday, May 12
Will This Ad Make Men Want To Date Abby?
He Turned In 20,000 Dollars And SHOULDN’T Have After He Got This In Return!
She Was TRICKED Into Hanging Out With Her Friends And Isn’t Happy About It!
Is He Getting Signs From The Other Side Or Is He Seeing Stuff?!
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Taylor Swift Has Been Subpoenaed As A Witness In Blake Lively Lawsuit!
He Went To A Bar Solo And Ran Into The Most Insane Strangers He’s Ever Met!
Should We Officially MOVE Mother’s Day?
Update: Did The Bride Just Find Out That She Slept With Her Fiancé?
Should He Ditch Or Date Her After Realizing He Was Her Backup?
Atlanta Is Getting A Makeover And We’re Not Happy About It!
He Did A Good Deed Behind His Wife’s Back That Totally Backfired!
Her Dad Took Her Cast Off Too Early So She Wouldn’t Ruin Family Photos!
Did This Strange Woman At The Bar Approach Them To Be Shady?!
This Controversial Candy Almost Broke Up Her New Relationship!
Did We Discover The Secret To Getting Everything You Want?
Someone In Studio Is Having A Hard Time Breaking Into THIS Industry!
Did Her Husband Follow Her Instructions To Give Her The BEST Mother’s Day Ever?
Full Show PT 3: Friday, May 9
Full Show PT 2: Friday, May 9
Full Show PT 1: Friday, May 9
PT 2: Will His Son Ever Forgive Him After He Made This MAJOR Mistake?
The Ladies Of #IMOMSOHARD Share Why It’s Cool To Be Selfish On Mother’s Day!
She Accidentally Kidnapped A Kid + Other Mom Confessions For Cash!
Can Our Social Media Producer Snag Someone In Studio A Man?!
Ebuzz: Trending Now — The New Pope Is AMERICAN!
These Online Trends The Kids Are Doing Are Costing Parents Thousands Of Dollars!
Can You Recognize These Famous TV Moms From Clips?
Did The Bride Just Find Out That She Slept With Her Fiancé?
He’s Feeling Conflicted After Being The Only Dad To Cry At His Kid’s Event!
Her Fiancé Drove Her To Her Ex’s Place So She Could Get Closure!
Are You A Bad Friend If You Consistently Drop Your Friends?
She Shares EVERYTHING She Needs To Make Her Mother’s Day Perfect!
Plead The Fifth: Did Moe Ever Consider Leaving The Bert Show?
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, May 8
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, May 8
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, May 8
Ebuzz: Trending Now — The Man Who Crashed Through Jennifer Aniston’s Gate Was Charged With Stalking!
Who’s In The Wrong After Her Boyfriend Stood Her Up For His Career…Again?
He Finally Got Justice After Being ROBBED!
Does Your S.O. Make You Delete Your Spicy Pics After You Send Them?
Will His Son Ever Forgive Him After He Made This MAJOR Mistake?
Do You Know The Answer To Bert’s Trivia Question For Cash?
If The Bert Show’s Lives Were A Movie THIS Is What The Audience Would Yell At The Screen!
The Conversation He’d Been Dreading With His Son Left Him In Tears!
Bill Belichick’s Leaked Emails Between Him And His 24 Year Old Girlfriend Exposed A LOT!
The Bert Show Youth Group Has A Confession…They’re CHEATERS!
She Missed Her Son’s High School Graduation Because She Was Doing THIS!
She’s Not Ready For Her Kid To Go To Kindergarten After Being Told THIS At Orientation!
You Might Never Fall Asleep On A Plane Ever Again After Hearing What This Psychologist Claims!
Someone In Studio Has Hit A New Low In The Bert Show’s Celebrity Call In Challenge!
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, May 7
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, May 7
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, May 7
Has Losing 80 Pounds Made Our Producer A Hypocrite?
Is Someone Leaving The Studio For GOOD To Follow Their Passion?
Ye Olde Gossip: We Spill The Tequila On What Cinco De Mayo Is Really About!
He Got Majorly Roasted After Posting This On Instagram!
Is A Wife The ONLY Person Who Can Ever Love A Man Unconditionally?
Ebuzz: Trending Now — These MET Gala Hosts Failed To Recognize One Of The Most Famous Men In The World!
This Dad Said NO When His Daughter’s Boyfriend Asked For His Blessing!
He Needs Advice Before He Pops The Question…To His Girlfriend’s PARENTS!
Update: He Keeps A List Of Her Favorite Stuff And She’s Not Happy About It!
How Long Does It Take The Average Woman To Get Dressed To Go Out?
The Musician She Made Out With Two Years Ago Wrote A Song About Her!
Someone In Studio Came Clean About The Real Struggle She’s Been Facing Lately
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, May 6
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, May 6
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, May 6
Someone In Studio Learned A Major Lesson After A Health Scare!
This Youth Group Intervention Totally Backfired!
Why Is Temptation Island Causing Tension In Her Relationship?
Did She Almost Get Trafficked By A Fake Job Interview?
Did Messy Mikey Just Diss The Boss To His Face?
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Is Abby’s MET Gala Song The Whitest Thing To Ever Happen On The Bert Show?
Update: We Just Learned Why One Of Us Got Ghosted YEARS Ago!
This New Netflix Show Might Stop One Of Us From Making A Big Move In Our Relationship!
He Had The Worst Weekend EVER After Losing Something Important!
Someone In Studio Got Called Grandpa And He’s NOT Happy About It!
Did She Embarrass Herself In Front Of Her Boss’s Kid?!
Could One Gorilla Beat Up 100 Guys?
Have Influencers Finally Gone Too Far?
Why Is Someone Wearing THIS In Studio?!
Full Show PT 3: Monday, May 5
Full Show PT 2: Monday, May 5
Full Show PT 1: Monday, May 5
It’s Time To Play Name That Tune With A Live Mariachi Band!
Should He Be Embarrassed After His Girlfriend Did THIS?
How Did One Of Our Producer’s DAD Ruin Someone In Studio’s Date?!
Texting Tutor Update: The Bride Wants Her 5-Year-Old To Wear Something Super Inappropriate!
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Here’s What We Think The Stars Will Be Wearing At The MET Gala!
We Share The Hard Truth About Having Kids That Parents Won’t Tell You…Until NOW!
Listen To THIS Before You Head To The Airport!
Is It OK To Drink At Your Kid’s Sporting Events?
One Of Us Is About To Get Some Bad News!
PT 2: Her In-Laws Charged Adult Films To Their Cable Bill!
Someone In Studio Did Something They Swore They’d NEVER Do…And Liked It?
Our Producer Is Feeling Twisted And We’re Not Talking About Her Hair!
Here’s Why The Ladies Of The Bert Show Are WORTHLESS Today!
Full Show: PT 3 - Friday, May 2, 2025
Full Show: PT 2 - Friday, May 2, 2025
Full Show: PT 1 - Friday, May 2, 2025
Her Ex Followed Instagram Models And They're O-V-E-R Because Of It
Did His Girlfriend Catch Him Following A Male Escort?!
Trending Now: This Celeb's Brothers Used To Impersonate Him In Concert!
Doesn't Matter If They're 4 or 17, Kids Are Gonna Give You Trouble
Men Don't Believe That Women Like This Kind of Guy
Her In-Laws Charged Adult Films To Their Cable Bill!
People Are PISSED At Us For Saying This Word
Texting Tutor: The Bride Wants Her 5-Year-Old To Wear Something Super Inapproriate!
He Abandoned His Friends On The Bachelor Party After This Happened
Bert's Favorite Things: These Listeners Just Won BIG!
An Influencer Invited Him To Live Out Of A Van With Her!
Plead The Fifth: Do You Know If Your CoWorkers Hate You?
Connor From "Love On The Spectrum" Called In!
These Moms Are PISSED At Our Convo About Single Moms
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, May 1
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, May 1
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, May 1
An Amazing Local Celebrity Called In And Brightened Up Our Day!
He Still Follows Girls From School That Don’t Follow Him Back And His Girlfriend Isn’t Happy!
She’s Making Big Steps To Resolve Her Crisis Of Faith!
He Had A Big Emotional Epiphany And Just Realized Why!
Ebuzz: Trending Now — The NFL Is Fining The Falcons Over A Cruel Prank Call!
Was This Professor’s Prank On Failing Students Cruel Or Hilarious?
Is Mother’s Day Still Special If You Give Your Husband Step-By-Step Instructions To Make It Good?
The Bert Show Shares The WORST Ways Their Parents Punished Them As Kids!
Someone In Studio Crashed A Brand New Car At Their Prom?!
He And His Lady JUST Adopted A Dog Who Might Be On His Way Out!
Someone In Studio Didn’t Know They Were High Maintenance Until Their S.O. Called Them Out!
This Maycember We Need YOU To Be Kinder To Parents!
WHY Are People Out And About Doing This This Late At Night?
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, April 30
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, April 30
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, April 30
We Can’t Believe What Iconic Celebrity Called In To The Bert Show!
We’re Ranking Minor Inconveniences From Annoying To DAY RUINING!
Ye Olde Gossip: Here’s Why We’ll Never Have A Woman Pope!
She’s Surprised At Her Own Reaction After Getting Called Out By Her Husband!
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Katy Perry Hits Back At Critics Of Her Newest “Cringey” Tour!
Her Boyfriend Cheated So She Befriended The Mistress And Got All The Tea!
Is Someone In Studio Dating A Single Mom?
This 911 Dispatcher Made The Most Tone Deaf Joke EVER During An Emergency!
Is Her Next Girl’s Trip Destination DANGEROUS?
How Do You Know If You're High Maintenance?
This Is The Career Advice You Need To Hear Today
She Had An Affair And It Made Their Marriage BETTER!
He Left An Event Early And Missed A Major Moment For His Son!
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, April 29
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, April 29
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, April 29
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Lana Del Rey Confessed To Hooking Up With A Shocking Music Star!
He Keeps A List Of Her Favorite Stuff And She’s Not Happy About It! + A Celebrity Called In!
She Royally Screwed Up With A Friend And Wants To Publicly Apologize!
Can You Help Us With This Parenting Dilemma?
Ditch Or Date: He Didn’t Do Anything For Valentine’s Day And Never Made It Up To Her!
He Gave His Wife The Cold Shoulder For Over TWENTY Years!
We Need Your Help Figuring Out Where To Take Someone In Atlanta To Make Them Fall In Love With The City!
She Switched Her Losing Lottery Ticket To Steal Their Winning One!
She Accidentally Texted HIM To Talk Crap About His Appearance In The Middle Of Their Date!
His Uber Ride Kept Him From Meeting An A-List Celebrity!
Has She Seen Any Changes Since Finding Her Swolemate?
The Bert Show Pissed Off An Entire Country?!
Someone Is Bailing On The Bert Show Youth Group For GOOD Reason!
Full Show PT 3: Monday, April 28
Full Show PT 2: Monday, April 28
Full Show PT 1: Monday, April 28
He Beat A Bunch Of Cancer Survivors In A Charity Relay And Bragged About It?!
Should She Go To Her Sister’s PhD Hooding Ceremony Or Her Daughter’s Pre K Graduation?
Why You Should Care About Sports: This Draft Upset Has Rocked The NFL World!
Did She Redeem Herself With A Romantic Rendezvous In Nashville?!
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Was Blake Lively’s Time100 Speech Manipulative?
We Are Shocked That This Is Still A Problem For Women In 2025!
We Just Learned Why One Of Us Got Ghosted YEARS Ago!
Her Family Group Chat Is In Shambles Over This Huge Personal Decision!
Win Your Dream Vacation: Enter Bert’s Favorite Things Travel Raffle!
He Made A MAJOR Mistake At His Son’s Senior Prom!
She Helped Raise HOW Much For Childhood Cancer Research?!
Full Show PT 3: Friday, April 25
Full Show PT 2: Friday, April 25
Full Show PT 1: Friday, April 25
Should She Invite Her Situationship To Her Graduation?
The Dark Side Of Escalators Will Have You Taking The Stairs!
JoJo Siwa Is No Longer A Lesbian And We Have Some Questions!
Why Did Her Son Ask Her If She’s PREGNANT?
Ebuzz: Trending Now — JoJo Siwa Is No Longer A Lesbian And We Have Some Questions!
Backstreet Boy Fans Will Be Hype To Hear WHO Called Into The Bert Show’s Celebrity Call In Challenge!
Should We Add ANOTHER Rule To The Bert Show’s Celebrity Call In Challenge?
A Rock Legend Called In For The Bert Show’s Celebrity Call In Challenge!
Does The Bert Show Talk About Religion Too Much?
Is He An A-Hole For Refusing To Buy His Pregnant Wife A Mother’s Day Gift?
Both Of His Kids Are Hitting Huge Milestones And He Doesn’t Know How To Feel!
One Of Us Is Pulling A Plane Down The Runway For The Relay For Life Jet Drag!
Someone In Studio Can’t Stop Thinking About A Video His Coworker Posted!
Would You Enter The World Tag League?
We Tried The GROSSEST Food From Overseas Live On Air!
Did Her Girlfriend’s Ex Bust The Windows Out Her Car?!
Plead The Fifth: Which Ex Would Bert Get Back With If He And His Girlfriend Ended Today?
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, April 24
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, April 24
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, April 24
Did He Receive A Message From God?
Being Married Is The Most Dangerous Thing A Woman Can Do And We Have Evidence!
A Therapist Shares How She Really Feels About People Going To ChatGPT For Therapy!
She Wants To Redeem Herself Romantically For Her Birthday!
EBuzz: Trending Now - Can We Get Shaq To Endorse The Bert Show?
Follow Up Thursday: Did She Get Her Money Back From Her Mooch Ex?
Would You Take A Trip In A Driverless Rideshare Car?
She Doesn’t Want To Share Her Location Anymore After Falling Out With Friends!
She Met Her Soulmate Walking Down The Street!
Here Are All The Celebrities The Bert Show Has Contacted To Call In!
Can You Turn An F-Boy Into A Gentleman? These Listeners Think So!
Follow Up Thursday: She Confronted Her Boyfriend For Messing Around With His Step-Sister!
She’s About To Make Her Dream Of Getting Up Close And Personal With A Manatee REAL!
Someone In Studio Got A Surprising Call From The IRS!
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, April 23
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, April 23
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, April 23
We Have Audio Evidence That The Dudes On Hinge Are Getting WORSE!
Is This The Most Ridiculous Way Someone Has Ever Been Asked To Be Best Man?
What Do Women Want To Hear From A Podcast Made Up Of Men?
Who Do YOU Think Is Going To Win The Bert Show’s Celebrity Call In Challenge?
EBuzz: Trending Now - CW: Disturbing Audio Of Shannon Sharpe Has Been Leaked
Should He Ban A Guest From Coming Back To His Podcast After She Left His Bathroom Like THIS?
She Shares How She Really Snagged A Job On The Bert Show!
This Scene From A Super Popular TV Show SHOCKED Us!
Ye Olde Gossip: This Wild West Judge Was The Original Fanboy!
Bert Shares Some Bad News For The Bert Show
The Restaurant Owner Called A Customer After They Left A Terrible Tip!
Someone In Studio Is Going Through A Midlife Crisis And Wants To CELEBRATE!
Can ANYONE Guess Who Got This A-List Celebrity To Call In So Early In The Morning?
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, April 22
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, April 22
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, April 22
Her Local Pizza Spot Charged Her A ‘Bitching” Fee For Asking For This?!
He Faked Losing Something To Hit On A Hot Uber Driver!
EBuzz: Trending Now - This Celebrity Is Coming Out In Support Of MEN Who Are Body Shamed!
Someone Tried To Blackmail Him And It Almost Got Him FIRED!
We Share The Stories Of Our Loved Ones Who Held On Before Death In Order To Make It To One Moment
Is This The Segment That Finally Breaks One Of Us?!
She Shares 8 Apologies For Her 8th Wedding Anniversary!
Here’s How YOU Can Cure The Momma’s Boy In Your Life!
Update: Should She Narc On The Man She Witnessed Wilding Out At His Bachelor Party?
She Lives Out Of Her Car By CHOICE And Loves It!
We Share What’s REALLY Driving Us Crazy About Our Coworkers In Studio!
Here’s What YOU Need To Know Before You Hit Your Late 20s!
Her Girlfriend Wants Her To Replace This Super Sentimental Ring She Got From An Ex!
He Walked Out Of His Daughter’s Birthday Because Her Friends Wrote THIS On Her Cake!
Full Show PT 3: Monday, April 21
Full Show PT 2: Monday, April 21
Full Show PT 1: Monday, April 21
Update: Producer Rebecca Is Using A Listener To Trick A Man Into Loving Her!
Texting Tutor Update: She Wants To Upgrade Her Friends With Benefits!
He Has A Caucasian Question After Embarrassing Himself At A Party!
We Heard From Parents Who Confessed That They Have Favorite Children!
The Comments Were Ruthless After This Mom Shared What She Really Put In Her Kid’s Easter Basket!
EBuzz - Trending Today: Which Of These A-List Celebrities Is Famously A TERRIBLE Kisser?
Is Someone In Studio Losing His Bout With Gout?
Are These Uncomfortable Truths About Life Actually True Or Just CRUEL?
She Found Jewelry From The Titanic In Her Dad’s Garage?!
Abby Shares Her Questions About Her Own Faith After Easter Weekend
Bert Shares His Complicated Feelings After Seeing Family Celebrate Easter Without Him!
The Bert Show Breaks Down How Other Countries Are REALLY Feeling About The USA Today!
Did Someone Get A Spontaneous Tattoo At A Convention Over The Weekend?
The Bert Show Had A Mixed Basket Over Easter Weekend!
Full Show PT 3: Friday, April 18
Full Show PT 2: Friday, April 18
Full Show PT 1: Friday, April 18
The Real Aiden Turner Surprised Abby In Studio!
Producer Rebecca Is Using A Listener To Trick A Man Into Loving Her!
The Bert Show Youth Group Talks Naughty Coworker Dreams For Plead The Fifth!
Texting Tutor: She Wants To Upgrade Her Friends With Benefits!
Follow Up Thursday: Did She Confront Her Swinger Husband For Going Behind Her Back?!
Would You Sign A TEMPORARY Marriage Contract?
EBuzz - Trending Today: Tate McRae Is Facing Backlash For Collaborating With A Surprising Artist!
PT 2: Do Men And Women Have Different Definitions Of Having It All?
Should She Narc On The Man She Witnessed Wilding Out At His Bachelor Party?
Someone In Studio Shares The Story Of The WORST Roommate They Ever Had!
The Bert Show’s Bunny Cam Is LIVE! Here’s Why These Bunnies Are Very Special!
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, April 17
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, April 17
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, April 17
Our First Celebrity Called In For The Bert Show’s Challenge And We Embarrassed Himself!
He Got A Message From A Listener Claiming He Saved Her LIFE!
Ye Olde Gossip: Abby Breaks Down The History Of The Original Bad Boy — Casanova!
ESPN’s Elle Duncan Calls In To Share Her Perspective On The Braves Broadcaster Facing Backlash!
EBuzz - Trending Today: New Details From Gene Hackman’s Tragic Passing Have Been Revealed
Should Someone In Studio Get A Surprise Tattoo Over The Weekend?
PT 2: She Wants To Get Pregnant By A Stranger!
We’re Upping The Stakes For The Bert Show’s Celebrity Call In Challenge!
Someone In Studio Needs To Apologize After Stalking A Celebrity On The Street!
She Accidentally Embarrassed Herself At Her Kid’s Game!
Follow Up Thursday: She Took Revenge After Her Boyfriend Cheated On Spring Break!
Which Of These Bands Are Real? It’s Time To Play Coachella Vs FauxChella!
The Bert Show Shares The Moments They Realized They Were With Their Soulmates!
Did He Receive A Sign To Stop Ordering Out For GOOD?
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, April 16
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, April 16
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, April 16
Abby Gets Real About A Revealing Video She Posted Online!
Bert Has A Curious Caucasian Question After Getting This Question From A Black Listener!
One Of Us Needs YOUR Help Tricking A Man Into Loving Her!
He’s Keeping A Big Secret In His Apartment And If It Leaks He’ll Have To Pay Big!
She Accidentally Said The One Thing You’re Never Supposed To Say To A Man!
This Braves Broadcaster Is Facing Backlash After Asking For A Woman’s Number Live On Air!
EBuzz - Trending Today: Did Kesha Take A Shot At New Astronaut Katy Perry?
Bert Breaks Down His Experience Being Honored With Local Icons!
Someone In Studio Had A Big Problem Pop Up Before They Proposed!
Can You Have It All? The Bert Show Is Split On How To Respond To A Listener’s Email!
Should She Put Herself On The Line To Save Her Coworker’s Job?
What A-List Celebrity Will Never Be Back On Air After We Offended Him?
Are We About To Make Someone In Studio’s CUTEST Dream Come True?!
Bert Met An Icon And Botched His Big Moment With Him!
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, April 15
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, April 15
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, April 15
Can The Bert Show Get An A-List Celebrity To Call In Live On Air?!
She Skipped Therapy And Went To ChatGPT To Help Her Stop Spiraling!
She’s Traumatized After Witnessing This Terrible Airplane Etiquette!
She Wants To Get Pregnant By A Stranger!
EBuzz - Trending Today: Katy Perry Went To SPACE!
We Had A Big Weekend Surprising Nascar Fan And Bert’s Big Adventure Kiddo Bobby!
Has Any Woman Ever Found A Man Wearing *This* HOT?
We’re Raising The Bloody Stakes For The Pinot Period Party! Wanna Come?
Cast Your Vote In Cassie’s Backyard Battle!
Someone In Studio Shares Why Seeing THIS Always Makes Them Cry!
Moe Shares Why You Should Care About Sports With This Scandalous Child Support Story!
They Didn’t Tip After A Terrible Meal And She Still Feels Bad About It!
Full Show PT 3: Monday, April 14
Full Show PT 2: Monday, April 14
Full Show PT 1: Monday, April 14
Should You Schedule Sex With Your Significant Other? Someone In Studio Thinks So!
Connor’s Mom From Love On The Spectrum Called In To Thank The Bert Show!
EBuzz - Trending Today: Taylor Swift Hits Back At Kanye West Over X-Rated Post!
One Of Us Will NEVER Watch A Television Show Written By This Man Ever Again!
Texting Tutor PT 2: She Doesn’t Want The Man Her Mom Cheated With At Her Graduation!
She Won’t Let Her Ex Take Their Daughter To Disney Unless He Takes His Former Step Kids Too!
Can We Make Bert’s Illegal-ish Life Goal Come True?
She Tried To Find Someone In Studio A Date And Got Hit On Herself!
Her Dad Offered Her HOW Much Money To Have A Baby?!
Was This The Most Exciting Masters Tournament Of All Time?
Cassie Got Inked And It's Already Changing Her Life
He Didn’t Take His Girlfriend’s Advice And It Almost Cost Him His LIFE!
He Checked Running From The Cops Off His Bucket List!
White People Need To STOP Doing This When They Have Kids!
Someone In Studio Breaks Down Their Stressful New Diagnosis!
Who Almost DIED Over Spring Break?!
Full Show PT 3: Friday, April 11
Full Show PT 2: Friday, April 11
Full Show PT 1: Friday, April 11
From The Vault: We Heard From Listeners Who Have Saved Lives!
From The Vault: They BOTH Cheated While Drunk!
From The Vault: How Do You Ask Out A Coworker Without Making It Creepy?
From The Vault: Does Your Relationship Have What It Takes To Survive?
From The Vault: Kristin’s Bad Take Of The Week!
From The Vault: Texting Tutor: Can We Help Her Get On Her Boyfriend's Mom's Good
From The Vault: A TikTok Called Out One Of Us In A Major Way!
From The Vault: They Got Called Out At A FUNERAL!
From The Vault: Ditch Or Date: He Panhandles For Pocket Change!
From The Vault: Her Kid Is Being Bullied And She Wants To Take Action!
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, April 10
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, April 10
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, April 10
From The Vault: Is Doing THIS An Invasion Of Your Kid’s Privacy?
From The Vault: Does Gentle Parenting Actually Work?
From The Vault: She Needs Our Help Convincing Her Sister To Dump Her Boyfriend!
From The Vault: Someone In Studio Got Caught Red-Handed At Target!
From The Vault: Is It Cheating To Get A Dance From A Same Sex Stripper?
From The Vault: Is It OK To Use AI To Respond To Emails?
From The Vault: Did You Find “The One” Or Are You Settling?
From The Vault: She Wants A Breast Reduction Against Her Husband’s Wishes!
From The Vault: She Hired Her Ex To Be Her Assistant Without Telling Her Husband!
From The Vault: What's The First Sign You Knew The Honeymoon Was Over?
From The Vault: Is She An A-Hole For Refusing To Tip This Waitress?
From The Vault: Her Best Friend Stole Her Future Child’s Name!
From The Vault: What’s The Biggest Red Flag You Ever Ignored?
From The Vault: What Inanimate Object Did You Feel Bad For?
From The Vault: She Secretly Got Married And Needs To Tell Her Dad!
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, April 9
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, April 9
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, April 9
From The Vault: She’s Refusing To Sell Her House To A Black Family?
From The Vault: She Wants To Know If Her Boyfriend Is The One Before They Move!
From The Vault: Her Boyfriend Lets His Underage Nephew Drink And She’s Not OK With It!
From The Vault: Someone In Studio Comes Clean About Their Body Image Issues!
From The Vault: Her New Man Only Dates Girls With THIS Max Body Count!
From The Vault: Would You Lie To Keep Your Job?
From The Vault: Teachers Share The Meanest Thing A Student Ever Said To Them!
From The Vault: Can You Guess Which Red Flag Belongs To Which Bert Show Member?
From The Vault: Her Husband Always Puts His Mom First And She’s Had Enough!
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, April 8
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, April 8
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, April 8
From The Vault: Should She Give Her Ex His Investment Money Back?
From The Vault: This Cycling Instructor Had An Emotional Breakdown Mid Class!
From The Vault: The Dark Side Of Soccer Is Sinister!
From The Vault: If She Takes The Job Interview Her Boyfriend Will Dump Her!
From The Vault: This Mom Has A PSA For People Who Ghost!
From The Vault: Did Her Friend Call Her Out Over TikTok?
From The Vault: Unattractive Things Men Often Do That Crush A Woman's Desire
From The Vault: Can A.I. Flirt?
From The Vault: Your Man’s Facial Hair Might Say A Lot About Who He Really Is!
Full Show PT 3: Monday, April 7
Full Show PT 2: Monday, April 7
Full Show PT 1: Monday, April 7
From The Vault: Her Mother-In-Law Wants To Buy Her Lingerie For Her Wedding Night!
From The Vault: Are You A Half Glass Full Kind Of Person?
From The Vault: How Do You Differentiate Between Anxiety And Intuition?
From The Vault: Her Boss Is Having An Affair With Her Friend’s Husband!
From The Vault: His Grandmother Had A Major Health Breakthrough No One Expected!
From The Vault: Someone In Studio Had To Call 911 On A Date?!
From The Vault: A Stranger Asked For His Wife’s Feet Pics?!
From The Vault: How Honest Do You Want Your Friends To Be About Your Ex?
From The Vault: Should She Let The Previous Owner Of Her Dog Visit?
From The Vault: Her Daughter Wants To Join A Dangerous Profession And She’s Nervous!
From The Vault: Would You Clone Your Pet?
From The Vault: Should He Let His Wife Build A She-Shed In The Backyard?
From The Vault: How Did Your older Sibling Torment You?
Full Show PT 3: Friday, April 4
Full Show PT 2: Friday, April 4
Full Show PT 1: Friday, April 4
Plead The Fifth: Abby Breaks Down Her Complicated Relationships With Family
Someone Important Was Listening To Cassie’s Story About The Server Who Was Rude To Her Mom!
Her Parents Are Bribing Her To Have Children!
Texting Tutor: She Doesn’t Want The Man Her Mom Cheated With At Her Graduation!
This Person Was Voted The Best Comedic Actor Of All Time And We’re PISSED!
EBuzz: Trending Today — Actor Adam Devine Was Told By Doctors That He Was DYING Thanks To A Childhood Injury!
Is He CHEATING With The Way He Consumes Content Without His Girlfriend?!
We Want To Send The Biggest Braves Fan To The Opening Game!
Are We Pranking Bert Again With This Dinosaurs Fun Fact?!
Her Toddler Got Triggered And Threw A Tantrum Because She Did WHAT?!
The Other Coach Complained Because His Kid’s Soccer Team Is TOO GOOD!
We’re So Grateful To The Atlanta Hawks After What They Did For Our Of Bert’s Big Adventure Kid KJ!
Someone In Studio Thinks These Plead The Fifth Questions Are TOO Soft!
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, April 3
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, April 3
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, April 3
Why Are His Girlfriend’s Friend’s Threatening Him With VIOLENCE?!
Follow Up Thursday: Her Bestie Is Pressuring Her To Lose Weight!
Is Her Aunt Secretly Coming Into Town To Meet Her Sneaky Link?!
EBuzz: Trending Today — Is TikTok In Threat Of Being Banned AGAIN?!
Someone In Studio Needs Advice Before They Start Their Side Hustle!
His Mom Threatened To Disown Her Boyfriend If He Didn’t Dump Her!
If Your Kids Make A Mess At A Restaurant Is It Your Responsibility To Clean It Up?
He Tried To Impress His Lady With A New Skill And Didn’t Expect Her Reaction!
Her In-Laws Had A Surprise Renewal In The Middle Of Their Wedding!
Can The Bert Show Recognize These Popular Movies Based On Meme Reviews?
Is The Bert Show Struggling With Hope Fatigue?
Ye Olde Gossip: We Break Down The History Of The Original Baddie — Cleopatra!
A Celebrity Gave Us A Shout Out On Her Podcast!
She Discovered Her Dude's Shady Past On Their Second Date!
Follow Up Thursday: Did She Steal Her Cat Back From Her Neighbor?
Was He Trying To Impress Her Or Was This Dude Really Related To A Celebrity?!
Someone In Studio Showed Up With A Mysterious Pain In Their Body!
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, April 2
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, April 2
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, April 2
Someone In Studio Name Dropped The Bert Show To Get Out Of A Ticket!
The Bert Show Smelled Space And Almost THREW UP!
He Saw A Brawl Go Down At A Family Friendly Event! What REALLY Happened?!
Spring Break Sting: Is Her Boyfriend Being Loyal?
Should This New Yankee Have Called His Wife Instead Of His Mom To Break The News?
Someone In Studio Had A Mental Breakdown At Work And Needs To Apologize!
EBuzz: Trending Today — Hollywood Legend Val Kilmer Has Passed
This Woman Claims That She Ghosts Men Who Open Up To Her!
Husbands Beware! Don’t Let Your Wife Hire THIS One Type Of Professional!
He Broke Some Life Changing News In The Weirdest Way Possible!
We’re So Proud Of Bert’s Big Adventure Kid KJ Who Became An Atlanta Hawk For A Day!
Love Lost And Found: Can You Help Us Find Her Milk Chocolate Man?!
PT 2: She’s Using US For Revenge Against Her Ex Husband’s Fiancée Who Lies About Her Online!
Should She Shoot Her Shot With Her Coworker?
He Got Humbled Big Time On Live TV!
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, April 1
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, April 1
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, April 1
She’s Using US For Revenge Against Her Ex Husband’s Fiancée Who Lies About Her Online!
His Friend’s Comment About Marriage Triggered Him!
PT 2: Did She Warn Her First Date About Her Body Before They Went Out?
She Accidentally Embarrassed Herself In The VIP Suite At Atlanta United!
Here’s How To Handle The Birds And The Bees Talk With Your Kids!
EBuzz: Trending Today — Morgan Wallen, Rachel Zegler + Kanye West Apologized?!
She Faked Wedding Dress Shopping So Her Mother-In-Law Wouldn’t Get Mad!
Should She Go For The Job That Her Bestie Wants?
She Wants To Help Her Brother Pull Off The Perfect Proposal!
A Member Of Bert Show Fam Called In And Changed Our Entire Perspective On Anxiety!
Jackson Ruins Everything: Apps And Websites Are Manipulating You!
He Saw Someone Pee Their Pants On The Dance Floor?!
She Stalked A Celebrity Over The Weekend And Met Them OUT!
Full Show PT 3: Monday, March 31
Full Show PT 2: Monday, March 31
Full Show PT 1: Monday, March 31
Did This “Body Positive” Influencer Betray Her Audience After Getting Weight Loss Surgery?
A Bert Show Listener Dropped Off A Super Emotional Gift For Moe!
Who Is More Problematic At Kid’s Sporting Events? Moms Or Dads?
Our Intern Had A Wild Night Partying With A Celebrity Who Had Trouble Paying His Tab!
EBuzz: Trending Today — Was Chappell Roan’s Comment About Parents Tone Deaf?
Her Big Weekend Trip Was RUINED Because She Didn’t Read Her Email!
“Post Malone” Joins The Bert Show To Share His Side Of The April Fool’s Prank!
Is Someone In Studio Dating An Atlanta United Player?!
He Ran A 50 K At 54! Did He Survive The Weekend?!
Her Kid’s First T-Ball Game Got DIRTIER Than She Expected!
Meow Madness: Man Vs Cat — Who’s Winning?!
Is The Bert Show Smarter Than The Youth Group?
Is Her Mom Pressuring Her Brother To Get Engaged Before He’s Ready?
Someone At Bert’s Birthday Rave Had A REALLY Crappy Time!
Full Show PT 3: Friday, March 28
Full Show PT 2: Friday, March 28
Full Show PT 1: Friday, March 28
Is This Post Malone Interview The Most Embarrassing Celebrity Interview The Bert Show Has Ever Had?
Post Malone Joined The Bert Show To Talk Music And Play Beer Pong!
A Guest On Her Podcast Forced Her To Face Her Complicated Feelings With Religion!
His Girlfriend Keeps Getting Wild Messages From Suitors On Social!
Megan Fox’s Ex Brian Austin Green Slams Machine Gun Kelly After The Singer DM’d Him!
Does This Viral TikTok Have The Answers To Losing Weight And Keeping It Off For GOOD?
Should She Help Her Heartbroken Friend Score A Rebound?
Kelly Clarkson Called Out Schools For Hosting Kids’ Events During The Day! Whose Side Are You On?
We’re Shocked At How Much These Ridiculous Retired Products Made Back In The Day!
Who's Going To Bert's Birthday Rave This Weekend?
Plead The Fifth: Moe Ranked His Coworkers From Favorite To Least Favorite!
Today Kristin’s Forehead Is Sponsored By Game Day Men’s Health!
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, March 27
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, March 27
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, March 27
Should She Warn Her First Date About Her Body Before They Go Out?
Should She Complain About This Terrible Server Even If It Gets Them FIRED?
What Ridiculous Retired Product Would You Bring Back If You Could?
We Have Some Harsh Co-Parenting Advice For The Struggling Single Parents In Our DMs!
EBuzz: Trending Today — Kanye West Might Lose Kim Kardashian Her Kids?!
Someone In Studio Is Getting A Dog Against Their Will!
He Witnessed A Grown Man Get Kicked Out Of A Kid’s Basketball Game!
Is Someone In Studio Setting Themselves Up For Failure With Their HEALTH On The Line?
Her Son Learned The True Definition Of Hustling After Playing THIS For The First Time!
She Ran Into Everyone She’s Ever Unmatched With At This Bar!
He Asked Out A Woman In Public For The First Time Ever!
Is This Insane New Disney World Discount Actually Worth It?
PT 2: Should He Choose His Family Or His Career?
She’s Having Trouble Communicating With Her Girlfriend’s Daughter!
Today Kristin’s Forehead Is Sponsored By ADC Builds + Someone In Studio Has Caught The Tattoo Bug!
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, March 26
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, March 26
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, March 26
Are Parents Failing Their Adult Kids By Helping Them Out Financially?
She’s Having Trouble Translating How Her First Date Really Feels About Her!
EBuzz: We Break Down What Selena Gomez Sees In Benny Blanco!
People Have Something To Say About Kristin Winning A Major Award
She Wants To Name Her Unborn Child After Her Mom’s Cheating Ex!
Did Bert Accidentally Break His NDA On Air?!
She Totaled Her Car And Then Caused $100K Of Damage To Her House?!
Who Fell In Love With Someone They're Not Attracted To?
Ye Olde Gossip: The History Of The Biggest Yo Ho HO In History!
Why Did Her Date Bring A Briefcase To Dinner And WHAT Was In It?!
Your DNA May Be In Danger If You Sent It To This Ancestry Company That Just Went Bankrupt!
We’re So Proud Of Kristin For Winning This Prestigious Award!
Did Her Girlfriend Pay Up After Bribing Her To Not Get A Tattoo?
This Might Be The Worst Place In America To Host A Funeral
Today Kristin’s Forehead Is Sponsored By Oak Tree Camps!
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, March 25
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, March 25
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, March 25
Kristin Won The Most Prestigious Award For A Woman In Media!
Why Are Men So Scared To Ask Women Out In Person? We Debate!
What Do New Moms REALLY Want After They Have Their First Child?
Bert Just Received A Major Honor He’s Been Wanting For AGES!
EBuzz: Trending Now - Are These The Weirdest Celebrity Couples Of All Time?
His Relatives Coming To Visit Is Causing Chaos In His House!
We Just Got A Snapshot Of Someone In Studio’s Disordered Thinking Live On Air!
War Of The Cookies: Is Her Best Friend Cheating On Her With A New Woman?
What Has She Learned After Being Sober From Dating Apps For A Month?
Are TV And Movies Pushing Shock Value For No Reason? Let’s Talk White Lotus!
Today Kristin's Forehead Is Sponsored By Grand Arch Tree Service!
Is This The Weirdest Customer Service Call Anyone Has Ever Received?
He Wants To Take Control Of His Girlfriend’s Life! Bad Idea?
EVERYTHING Went Wrong In The Bert Show Studio This Morning!
Full Show PT 3: Monday, March 24
Full Show PT 2: Monday, March 24
Full Show PT 1: Monday, March 24
We Celebrate A Life And Share Our Sorrow After The Passing Of Bert’s Big Adventure Kid Landon
Stepping Into Psycho: He Wants To Send The Receipts That He Cheated To His MOM!
Cassie Shares The Sentimental Meaning Behind Her First Tattoo!
Texting Tutor PT 2: She’s Banned From The Girl’s Trip For Inviting Her Boyfriend Without Asking!
Someone In Studio Might Have A Gambling Problem?!
EBuzz: Trending Now - Entertainment Lawyer Darryl Cohen Joins The Studio To Talk It Ends With Us Drama!
Why You Should Care About Sports: She Got A Major Redemption After Butchering The National Anthem!
A College Student Sent Bert A Letter With Advice On Helping His Son Navigate The Real World
We’re Almost Down Two Producers After They Almost DIED On The Road?
Did Her Dad Send Her A Message From The Other Side On Her Son’s Birthday?
Should She Reach Out To Her Estranged Father Now That He’s Having Medical Issues?
Has There Been An Upset In Meow Madness: Man Vs Cat?!
Bert Said No To Meeting Someone From His Past For The Sake Of His Relationship!
Today Kristin’s Forehead Is Sponsored By…The Poo Dude!
Full Show PT 3: Friday, March 21
Full Show PT 2: Friday, March 21
Full Show PT 1: Friday, March 21
Are You Team Mikey Or Team Rebecca? Let’s Talk TWILIGHT!
Are Women Today Unable To Have The Traditional Life They Want Because They’re Single?
EBuzz: Trending Now - Beyoncé’s Mom Hits Back At Kanye After His Comments About Her Grandchildren!
Does The Bert Show Know ANYTHING About Pop Culture?
Texting Tutor: She’s Banned From The Girl’s Trip For Inviting Her Boyfriend Without Asking!
How Is The MAN Doing In Meow Madness: Man Vs Cat?
Stepping Into Psycho: He Wants To Send The Receipts That He Cheated To His MOM!
Why Did Kristin’s Charity Event Get COMPLAINTS?
We Sold Kristin’s Body On Air! Who Was The Highest Bidder?!
Kristin’s Bad Take Of The Week: She Chose Her Husband Over Her CHILD!
What Happened In Your Childhood That Effed You Up Today?
Who Is Kristin’s Husband’s LEAST Favorite Bert Show Member?
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, March 20
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, March 20
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, March 20
Did Someone In Studio Accidentally Perpetuate A Racist Stereotype?
Ye Olde Gossip: Did You Know The Pope’s Daughter Was A FREAK?
EBuzz: Trending Now - Kanye West Made Inappropriate Comments About Beyoncé’s Kids?!
Follow Up Thursday: She Confronted Her Colleague For Complaining About Clients Online!
He Had To Have A Talk With His Son About The Real World That Didn’t Go That Well!
We’re Selling Kristin’s Body On The Bert Show!
Bert And Kristin Had The Most Magical Night With A Bert’s Big Adventure Kiddo And His Favorite Singer!
Who Are YOU Rooting For In The Bert Show’s Meow Madness: Man Vs Cat!
Her Dream Condo Came Crawling Back! Did She Take Their Offer?
What Do YOU Want To Advertise On Kristin’s Forehead?
Follow Up Thursday: Her Husband Got His “Work Wife” A Valentine’s Day Card!
Bert Has An Important Question For Someone In Studio…What’s With Your Face?!
Did The Waiter Keep Complimenting Them Just To Get CASH?!
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, March 19
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, March 19
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, March 19
Is Kristin Normal For Making Herself Upset On Purpose Before Her Son’s Birthday?
He Let His 12 Year Old Be Free And He Freaked Out Their Neighbor!
Is This The Most Problematic Stank Tank EVER?
She Learned The Hard Way Not To Ask Her Followers About Her Appearance!
EBuzz: Trending Now - Kendrick Lamar, Teyana Taylor, + Did Hailey Bieber Stalk Justin?
Kristin’s Ride With Bert’s Ex-Wife Got Her A One-Star Review On Uber?!
A Stranger Tried To Ruin Someone In Studio’s Relationship?!
Should You Let Your Kid Move Back In With You If Things Get Tough? We Debate!
Bert Shares Why He Found Himself Crying On The Sidelines Of His Son’s Soccer Game!
Second Date Update: Did He Ghost Her After Seeing Her Mugshot?
What Did These Men Say To Abby’s Mom That Made Her HOMICIDAL?!
Lose Bert’s Money: Do You Know The Answer To Bert’s Creepy Superficial Trivia Question?
He Lost A New Love Interest After Asking Her THIS Dumb Question!
Abby Is Prejudiced Against This ONE City…For Good Reason!
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, March 18
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, March 18
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, March 18
Producer Rebecca Shares Why Her Kiss With A Coworker Made Her So Emotional
Her Girlfriend Bribed Her With $1,000 So She Wouldn’t Do THIS In Savannah!
War Of The Roses: Is Her Boyfriend’s Mistress Trying To Tell Her He’s Cheating?
Lose Bert’s Money: Do You Know This Trivia? + Cassie Shares Some Long-Awaited Good News!
Did We Find The Perfect Hack To Make Working Out…Enjoyable?!
Bert Watched A Disturbing Miniseries That Frightened Him For Parents Of Today!
EBuzz: Trending Now - Kanye West, Tracy Morgan, + It Ends With Us Drama!
Love Lost And Found: Can We Help Her Find Her Missed Connection From Her Flight?
Can Your Bracket Beat Abby’s Cat? Click To Enter The Bert Show’s Meow Madness!
Are You Ruining Your Kids With This Mentality?
Should He Choose His Family Or This Star-Studded Event Filled With Celebrities?
The Toughest "Damn, I'm Old" Realization
Where Should We Send Producer Amber Now That She’s GREEN?
Full Show PT 3: Monday, March 17
Full Show PT 2: Monday, March 17
Full Show PT 1: Monday, March 17
St. Patrick’s Day Shenanigans PT 1: Who Got Spanked At A Strip Club?
St. Patrick’s Day Shenanigans PT 2: The Bert Show Youth Group MADE OUT With Each Other?!
St. Patrick’s Day Shenanigans PT 3: The Bert Show Got Tattooed In Savannah!
St. Patrick’s Day Shenanigans PT 4: Who Won The Bert Show’s Shenanigan Showdown?
He Broke Up With Her After She Demanded He Get An STD Test!
PT 2: Should She Keep Dating A Dude Who Hires Naked Maids To Clean His Place?!
EBuzz: Trending Now - Kanye, Bill Belichick, + Gene Hackman’s Will!
Did Someone In Studio Find Out They’re PSYCHIC?
Their Camping Trip Ended In MURDER?!
She Mingled With WHO At An Exclusive Atlanta Party Over The Weekend?
Kristin Called Her Swolemate Live On Air To Tell Her She Won!
Did He See A Ghost In Their House With Their Own Eyes?!
She Got Surprisingly Emotional After This Win At The Gym!
He Made A Fool Of Himself At A Work Meeting Multiple Times!
Kanye West Dropped A Song With His Daughter And Diddy Against Kim Kardashian’s Wishes
Did Bert Steal His Spot Back From The Thief In The Building?!
Full Show PT 3: Friday, March 14
Full Show PT 2: Friday, March 14
Full Show PT 1: Friday, March 14
Does Paying A Stranger A Compliment Count As Cheating?
Why Are People So Pissed After One Woman Went Viral For Sharing A Romantic Note From A Pilot?
EBuzz: Trending Now - Diddy Drama, Chappell Roan Goes Country & Blake Lively Wins Big!
Should She Keep Dating A Dude Who Hires Naked Maids To Clean His Place?!
Ye Olde Gossip: Abby Shares The History Of The First Girl Boss Who Made A King Her SIMP!
Texting Tutor: K Lee Needs To Let His Friend From Prison Know He Can’t Crash At His Place!
Should She Tell Her Friend That Her Ex Had A Fiancé The Whole Time They Dated?!
We’re Sending The Bert Show Youth Group Streaking On St. Patrick’s Day!
Which Member Of The Bert Show Has The Most One Star Reviews On Uber?
Stank Tank: Would You Buy Smashable Technology For The Short Tempered?
Someone In Studio Is Going To Find Out If They’re PSYCHIC This Weekend!
Plead The Fifth: Bert Had A Naughty Dream About Someone On The Show?
This Will Give You An Amazing Night's Sleep...So Why Can't Anyone Do It?
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, March 13
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, March 13
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, March 13
This ‘Love Is Blind’ Executive Claims That There’s Not Enough Nice Men!
He’s About To Level Up In His Relationship Through His Girlfriend’s Dad!
He’s Trying To Get His Family Back Together After A Tragic Death
The Bert Show Youth Group Is Hitting The Strip Clubs In Savannah For The Shenanigan Showdown!
Realtors Called In With The Shadiest Behind The Scene Secrets Of The Industry!
Did Wendy Williams’ Niece Kidnap Her From Her Assisted Living Facility?
Why Did Producer Keity’s Girlfriend Make Her Mom Cry?
Background Check: She Needs Our Help Getting Dirt On Her Coworker!
He Asked His Friend Who Just Got Out Of Prison To Stay With His Family?!
Follow Up Thursday: Did She Move In With The Woman Who Failed Our Background Check?!
Do You Believe This Creepy Conspiracy Theory About This Popular Game?
Disney Is Scaling Back ‘Snow White’ Press In Light Of Feuding Co-stars!
Bert Confronted His New Enemy In The Building!
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, March 12
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, March 12
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, March 12
Bert’s Perspective On What’s Important In Life Has Changed After His Peer Passed Away
Her Love Language Is When Her Husband Hates The Same Person She Does!
Did She Take Advantage Of Her Friend’s Kind Gesture Over Dinner?
Justin Baldoni Is Suing Blake Lively’s Publicist!
Should She Call Her Friend Out For Something He Liked On Instagram?
Her Lover’s Girlfriend Threatened To Call The Cops On Her!
She Consulted A Psychic And Communicated With Her Late Mom!
Why Did Ben Affleck Call His Son BROKE?
Bert Wants To Brag On His Son After He Had This Huge Breakthrough!
She Invited Her Friend On A Work Trip And Got FIRED!
We Had Disgruntled Wives Call In To Vent About Their Husbands’ WORST Habits!
She’s Revealing Her Findings After Running An Experiment On Her Husband!
He Wants To Go To His Friend’s Wedding WITHOUT His Wife!
Will The Youth Group Survive St. Patrick’s Day In Savannah?!
The Bert Show Book Of Records: Who Has The LONGEST Commute?
Jennifer Garner’s Boyfriend Gives Ben Affleck An Ultimatum After These Cozy Photos Leaked!
Someone In Studio Wants To Make An Apology After Embarrassing Themselves In Front Of A Listener!
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, March 11
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, March 11
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, March 11
He Saw A Wasted Woman At A Party Do Something He Can Never Unsee!
Bert’s Girlfriend Has A Wild Idea For His Birthday Party!
She Walked Away From The Place She Was Certain She’d Buy For A Surprising Reason!
War Of The Roses: Her Boyfriend Called Her By His Ex’s Name!
This Only Fans Star Claims She Slept With 1,000 Men For Charity!
He Embarrassed Himself In Front Of His Girlfriend’s Family…At A Funeral?!
This Former Harry Potter Actress Is Starting An OnlyFans?!
Kristin’s Bad Take Of The Week: Should Ladies Buy Pink Gloves For Their Periods?
Drake Shares A Cryptic Message About His “Next Chapter”
Here’s What Your ‘Zaddy’ Celebrity Crush Says About YOU!
Did We Just Figure Out A GENIUS Way To Get Your Steps In While Searching For Kristin’s Swolemate?
A Listener Wants Bert To Punch Him In The Face?!
Was Lebron James Wrong To Confront Stephen A. Smith For Saying THIS While Courtside?
Wendy Williams Exits Assisted Living Facility After Dropping A Troubling Note!
Kristin Comes Clean With A Major True Crime Confession!
Ne-Yo Shares How He Keeps All Four Of His Girlfriends Happy!
Did Someone In Studio Already Cheat On The Bert Show’s Sleep Experiment?
Full Show PT 3: Monday, March 10
Full Show PT 2: Monday, March 10
Full Show PT 1: Monday, March 10
Bert Has A PSA: Never Buy This At The Airport!
The Bert Show Shares The Most Powerful Advice Women Have Ever Shared!
A Comedian Calls Out Travis Kelce For Stealing His Joke!
Kristin Shares Why YOU Should Be Her Swolemate!
Texting Tutor Update: She Got Screwed Over By A Mechanic And Needs Our Help Getting Money Back!
Does Bert Owe His Son An Apology For Glorifying Partying Too Much?
The Truth Shall Set You Free: She Peed On Her Ex Husband’s Toothbrush Every Day?!
Audiences Are Shocked To Learn How Much Was Spent To Campaign For This Movie’s Oscar!
Single Women Are Coating Themselves In Glitter To Expose Cheating Men!
Her Husband Is Not Happy After Finding Out Her Sneaky Secret!
PT 2: The President Of A Mom Group Called Her A “Part Time Mom” For Having A Job!
Is It Weird To Get A Couple’s Massage For A First Date?
Do You Want To Be Kristin’s Swolemate? Enter Here!
Anna Kendrick Shares How It Feels Working With Blake Lively Again
This Former Olympian Is On The FBI’s Most Wanted List?!
She Wants To Crash A Funeral And Pretend She Knows The Deceased!
Someone In Studio Only Gets HOW Many Hours Of Sleep At Night?
We Finally Know How Gene Hackman And His Wife Died
What’s The Most Hurtful Thing A Bert Show Member Has Said To Abby Off Air?!
Full Show PT 3: Friday, March 7
Full Show PT 2: Friday, March 7
Full Show PT 1: Friday, March 7
We’re Forcing Messy Mikey To Relive His Most Embarrassing Drunken Moment!
Ye Olde Gossip: Abby Breaks Down The History Of The Final Boss Of Anti-Feminism!
Dolly Parton Released An Emotional New Song In Honor Of Her Late Husband
Someone In Studio Has A Major Decision To Make Now That She Knows She Wants Kids!
Texting Tutor: She Got Screwed Over By A Mechanic And Needs Our Help Getting Money Back!
Pete Davidson Offered Former Friend Colin Jost A $20K Watch As A Peace Offering!
Bert’s Girlfriend Sent Moe A Secret Message To Deliver To Bert!
Someone In Studio Cussed Out A Group Of Children?!
The President Of A Mom Group Called Her A “Part Time Mom” For Having A Job!
Bert Just Dropped $$$ Trying To Get His Stuff Back That Kristin Stole
This Star DEFINITELY Just Switched To Team Justin Baldoni
If She Fails To Hit The Gym We’re Putting Her On The Cover Of A Magazine!
Let’s Break Down The Double Standard When A Woman Insults A Man!
Can You Finish The Lyrics To These Top 40 Tracks? The Bert Show Can’t!
Khloe Kardashian’s Daughter Thinks She And Her Ex Are Married?
How Is Bert Feeling After Learning Kristin Broke In And Sold His Stuff?!
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, March 6
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, March 6
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, March 6
Kristin Broke Into Bert’s House To Sell His Stuff To Bert Show Fam On Air!
Kristin’s Stupid Bit Of The Week: The Sprite Challenge!
Follow Up Thursday: He Begged His Girlfriend To Take Him Back With A PowerPoint Presentation!
Travis Kelce's Neighbor Apologizes For His Comments On The Star's Relationship!
Bert Show Fam Shared The MEANEST Thing They Ever Said To A Man!
Hot Take: When You Get Married Your Parents Aren’t Your Family Anymore!
Here’s What Monogamous Couples Can Learn From Polyamorous People!
The Most Shocking A-List Couple Just Broke Up!
Should The Bert Show Start A Band?!
Someone In Studio Needs You To Vote On What Permanent Change They Should Make To Their Body!
A Judge Signals That He May Dismiss Justin Baldoni’s Libel Lawsuit Against The New York Times
Can You Guess Which Of These Dramatic Diary Entries Belongs To Which Bert Show Member?
We Can't Repeat What He Found Out When Researching His Family History
Did She Marry Her Fiancé After Learning He Was $100,000 In Debt? (Follow Up Thursday)
Justin Baldoni vs. Blake Lively: Did Justin Just Win Over Another Star To His Side? There’s One Clue…
PT 3: Is Her HOA STEALING Her Money?!
Full Show PT 1 - March 5, 2025
Full Show PT 2 - March 5, 2025
Full Show PT 3 - March 5, 2025
HELP: She Accidentally Texted A Nude Pic To Her Boss!!!
Why She'll Never Make Jokes About Incest Again
He Just Found Out He Asked His Boss For A Promotion While Drunk!
Hot Take: SHOULD We Be Talking About Millie Bobby Brown's New Appearance?
The Hot Take On Meghan Markle's New Show: Kiwis? In This Economy?
Her Boyfriend Wants A Gold Front Tooth And She Is NOT Down
Adrien Brody Broke A Record...And People Are Coming For Him Over It
She Put A LOT Of Money On The Line...Did Abby's Offer Get Accepted?!
Pro Tips On How To Creatively Catch Your Man Cheating!
The Best State For Women + Is His Wife *Really* LUCKY To Have Him?
In The Moement Is BACK With A LOT Of New Stuff!
They're Getting Signs From Beyond The Grave!
These Are The Most Overrated Life Experiences
His Sister Is Moving In With His Girlfriend...It's Gonna Be Fine, Right?!
Why Trying To Be Happy Is Making You Miserable
How Do You Stop Your Boomer Parents From Falling For Facebook Scams?!
Listen To This If You Wanna Be Grossed Out By All The Stuff In Your Everyday Life
He's The Reason She Lost So Much Weight!
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, March 4
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, March 4
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, March 4
Should You Plan Your Vacations Around Your Kids?
Jay Z Is Suing His Former Rape Accuser
Messy Mikey Needs To Apologize After He Got A Little Too Messy In Public!
We Share Stories From Single Women Who Are Happy They Deleted Their Dating Apps!
War Of The Roses: Is He Meeting Strange Women Over Work Trips?
Why Is Casey Anthony On TikTok?
Kristin Is Officially Winging It For Her Husband’s Birthday! Bad Idea?
Abby Shares An Update On Her Housing Drama!
Someone Is Blackmailing Him With Threatening Text Messages!
Someone In Studio Shares The Problematic Reason They Stayed With An Ex!
Should Zoe Saldaña Apologize For Her Comments About ‘Emilia Perez’ At The Oscars?
Who STOLE This Historical Oscar? Kristin Shares The Dark Side Of The Academy Awards!
He Finally Understands How Other People Feel After Trying To Let Something Sentimental Go!
She Tried To Plan Her Birthday Weekend And Caused Chaos!
Stank Tank: Take Control Of Traffic With These Stupid Inventions!
Dolly Parton’s Devoted Husband Carl Dean Has Passed
Someone In Studio Accidentally Went Unmedicated For Over 48 Hours!
Full Show PT 1: Monday, March 3, 2025
Full Show PT 2: Monday, March 3, 2025
Full Show PT 3: Monday, March 3, 2025
PT 2 - This Retired “Slut” Needs Advice On Staying Celibate + Do You Wish You Slept Around More?
Parents Are Coming After This Pop Star For Her Awards Show Performance
The Dark Side of Sleepwalking
Would You Be Offended If Another Woman Kissed Your Man As A Joke?
Why You Should Quit The Dating Apps Despite Being Single
The Stress Of This Would Make Any 20-Something Cancel Their Plans...Right?
Kristin Got Called Old + She Broke Bert's Mic?!
This Oscar Performance Blew Us Away
He Announced To A Bar He Was STD-Free...And Their Reaction Kinda Surprised Us
If Your Kid's Pet Dies...Is It Your Fault?
There's A Price To Pay For Free Soda
Does This Make You A Creative Mom...Or A Bad Mom?
The Oscar Draft: Which Movie No One Has Ever Seen Won?
PT 1: This New Mom Is Coming After Her Kid And They're Fighting It Out On-Air!
Full Show PT 3: Friday, February 28
Full Show PT 2: Friday, February 28
Full Show PT 1: Friday, February 28
She Had A Brand New Experience…Down There?!
This Retired “Slut” Needs Advice On Staying Celibate During A Date!
Jackson Ruins Everything: Will A Devastating Asteroid Hit Earth In 2032?
Is Your First Ever Breakup The Worst? Bert’s Son Is Going Through That Right Now!
This Ole Miss Student Is Outraged Over This Scandalous Rumor Spread Online!
Bert Show Fam Challenged Moe And Keity To A Game Of Spades With Major Stakes!
Senator Nikki Merrit Called In To Talk The Bill That Will Ban Kids From Social Media!
Why Is One Of Us SO Obsessed With This Disgusting Movie?!
Chaperone Horror Stories: What Kids Did On School Trips Is NOT Making Bert Feel Great About His Trip
He Got A Warning That He Needs To Take His Health More Seriously!
This Viral Video Of Hailey Bieber Was Edited To Make Her Look Terrible!
Is The Homework His Therapist Gave Him Actually A Punishment?
Here’s What We Know So Far About The Mysterious Death Of Gene Hackman And His Family
Moe Shares The Biggest Misconception Listeners Have About Him!
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, February 27
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, February 27
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, February 27
Here’s The Secret Spicy Way People In The Military REALLY Get Through Long Deployments!
Follow Up Thursday: Did Her Husband Cheat On Her With CARBS?!
Will This Resurfaced Joke Ryan Reynolds Told Come Back To Hunt Him?
The Bert Show Wants To Know: Is Bush Back?!
Our Producer Wants To Know Why Gen Z Are Such PRUDES?
It’s Time To Lose Bert’s Money: Do You Know The Answer To Bert’s Dating Question For Cash?
Follow Up Thursday: She Pretended To Be Her Boyfriend To Catch Him Messing Around!
No Foul Play Reported After Gene Hackman’s Entire Household Was Found Dead
Bert Has A Confession To Share After Someone Called Him OLD!
VOTE: Which Track Should Be Kristin's Son's Walk Up Song?
Is Millie Bobby Brown’s New Look Due To Her Rumored Role As This Pop Star?
One Of Our Producers Comes Clean About Their Crippling Addiction
Can You Beat A Cinephile In The Oscar’s Fantasy League?
Someone In Studio Is Struggling With Their Confidence And Using A Coworker As Inspiration!
Actress Michelle Trachtenberg Is Dead At 39
PT 2: Can You Win This Family Feud Fast Money Round?!
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, February 26
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, February 26
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, February 26
Multiple Men Approached Her Girlfriend While They Were On A Date!
Was Her Husband Set Up For Failure In Front Of Their Kid’s Entire Class?!
The Most Surprising Members Of This Classic Sitcom Are FEUDING!
A Street Interviewer Made Someone In Studio’s Girlfriend Look Stupid!
Was A Bert’s Big Adventure Family A Victim Of Prejudice At The Parks?
We Learn How To Get Kids To Like You After Getting Rejected By Multiple Children
She Saw Something In Her TikTok Drafts That Reminded Her Of How Far She’s Come!
Keke Palmer And Usher Spill On The “Ruckus” He Caused In Her Relationship!
The Bert Show Plays Family Feud Fast Money Round!
Bert Helped Atlanta United Win? + Did Drake Get Revenge With His New Album?
Kristin Needs Advice Before She Makes A Major Decision For Her Son!
Should She Confront Her Colleague For Complaining About Clients Online?
Is The Way We Talk About Mental Health All Wrong?!
We’re Still Reeling After A Stranger At The Parks Lashed Out At A Bert’s Big Adventure Family
Someone In Studio Tried To Be Ambitious And Everything Fell Apart!
Was Timothee Chalamet’s SAG Awards Speech Cringey?
Stop Doom-Scrolling And Follow These Accounts To Save Your Algorithm!
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, February 25
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, February 25
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, February 25
Teddy Swims Joins The Bert Show!
Alec Baldwin Threatens Trump Impersonator Over Manslaughter Joke!
Did Messy Mikey’s Friends Commit A Major Faux Pas In Front Of His Coworkers?
War Of The Roses: Does Her Husband Want To Swing In The RV Park?
Abby Got Rejected Multiple Times By Bert’s Big Adventure Kids!
Here’s The Secret Thing ALL Single Ladies Do When They Walk Into A Bar!
Stank Tank: Would You Buy The Shrivel Shirt?
Mascara Alert! The 2025 Bert’s Big Adventure Tribute Song Made Us Misty-Eyed
Diddy’s Attorney Quits The Case Before Trafficking Trial!
A Former NFL Star Was Just Exposed For Cheating On His Wife In The Messiest Way!
What’s The Whitest Thing Our Producer Can Do Before Black History Month Ends?
Should She Sue Her Apartment Complex For Emotional Distress?
Will The Eagles Celebrate Their Win At The White House?
Someone Called Bert OLD To His Face On Bert’s Big Adventure?!
Full Show PT 3: Monday, February 24
Full Show PT 2: Monday, February 24
Full Show PT 1: Monday, February 24
Bert's Big Adventure Kid Sin's Cousin Reads A Special Letter
Bert's Big Adventure Kid Bailey's Dad Reads An Emotional Letter
This Is One Of The Best Letter's For Bert's Big Adventure Siblings Jolene And Sky
We Have A Special Surprise For Bert's Big Adventure Kid Finnley!
One Bert's Big Adventure Mom Shares Her Journey Creating Her Own Nonprofit!
Bert's Big Adventure Kid Bella's Dad Gets Emotional Read His Letter To Her
Bert's Big Adventure Kid Oliver's Mom Shares A Heartfelt Message
This Is The Sweetest Letter To Our Bert's Big Adventure Triplets!
The Bert’s Big Adventure Rookies Share Their Highlights From This Year's Trip!
This Letter From Bert's Big Adventure Kid KJ's Dad Will Bring You To Tears
We Have A BIG Surprise For Bert's Big Adventure Kid Liam And His Family!
Bert's Big Adventure Kid Bobby's Mom Reads A Special Letter!
A Heartfelt Letter From Bert's Big Adventure Kid Rainey's Mom
Full Show From The Vault PT 3: Friday, February 21
Full Show From The Vault PT 2: Friday, February 21
Full Show From The Vault PT 1: Friday, February 21
The Vault: Are Parents Setting Up Their Kids For Failure?
The Vault: What Is Life Teaching You Right Now?
The Vault: Producer Rebecca Had To Call 911 On A First Date!
The Vault: Is Bert Guilty Of Love Bombing?
The Vault: Is This Old School Hip Hop Or A HOAX?
The Vault: Does Gentle Parenting Even Work?
The Vault: Texting Tutor: She Wants To Uninvite Her Pregnant Sister To Her Bachelorette Party!
The Vault: Should He Make A Move On His Newly Widowed Coworker?!
The Vault: Is This Mom Taking Advantage Of A Dad In The Group?
The Vault: She Says It's The Woman’s JOB To Stay Attractive Through Marriage?!
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, February 20
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, February 20
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, February 20
We Have A Lot Of People To Thank For Making Bert’s Big Adventure 2025 Possible!
Listen To All Of The Magical Surprises From This Morning’s Send-Off!
Bert’s Big Adventure’s Molly Darby Shares How She Feels About The Trip Now That She’s A Mom!
Bert’s Big Adventure Kid KJ Is The Atlanta Hawks Player Of The Day!
HOW Much Did Travis Kelce Spend On Taylor Swift For Valentine’s Day?!
Meet Bert’s Big Adventure Kid Oliver!
We Need To Talk About The Amazing Kid Booths Carter’s Set Up For Our Kids!
Bert’s Big Adventure Kiddo Bobby Got The Call The Same Day He Rang The Bell!
We Get Some Perspective From The Bert’s Big Adventure Rookies!
PT 2: Can You Recognize These Classic Disney Movies From Their HONEST Trailers?
Is THIS Actor Actually The Father Of Mindy Kaling’s Kids?
Bert’s Big Adventure Kiddo Sky Saved Her Sister Jolene’s Life!
Serena Williams Claims She Didn’t Perform At The Super Bowl Halftime Show To Be Petty!
Bert’s Big Adventure Kid Callie Shares What Her Trip Meant To Her!
Bert’s Big Adventure 2025 Is Officially Kicking Off!
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, February 19
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, February 19
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, February 19
He Wants To Keep Something From His Ex Against His Current Girlfriend’s Wishes!
Blake Lively Claims Justin Baldoni Made Other Women Uncomfortable On “It Ends With Us” Set!
She Need To Let Her Friend Know That Her Looks Are Holding Her Back!
She Ran Into Her Old Flame Who Stood Her Up Five Years Ago!
The Gen Z Members Of The Bert Show Defend Their Generation!
Justin Baldoni’s Lawyer Responds To Ryan Reynold’s Joke During SNL 50!
Did A Spirit Try To Stop Him From Smudging His Place?
A Stranger Told Her That Her FACE Is The Reason She’s Single!
Is A Handwritten Card More Meaningful? We Have Your Results!
A Strange Man Asked Abby To Be His Mistress?!
Should She Spend Her Bonus On Herself Against Her Husband’s Wishes?
If Bert Could Go Back In Time Would He Shoot His Shot With This Celebrity?
Ye Olde Gossip: Did You Know This Vintage Starlet Worked A Spy Fighting Nazis?!
He May Have Lost A Good Friend After Inspiring Him To Start A Podcast!
Can You Recognize These Classic Disney Trailers Based On Their HONEST Trailers?
A$AP Rocky Was Found Not Guilty In Assault Trial!
She Witnessed Instant Karma After THIS Happened To A Car That Was Tailgating Her!
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, February 18
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, February 18
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, February 18
Jackson Ruins Everything: Turns Out The IRS Is Worse Than We Thought!
Messy Mikey Has A Curious Caucasian Question Just In Time For Black History Month!
Cardi B Sparks Romance Rumors With NFL Star!
Is There Still A Double Standard With The Way Moms And Dads Raise Kids?
Should She Try To Contact Someone Who Passed Through A Psychic?
Did SNL’s 50th Anniversary Special Call Out Bill Hader For Being A No-Show?
War Of The Roses Update: She Knows He’s Cheating But Is Her Boyfriend CHEAP?
PT 2: Her Husband Is Getting His Work Wife A Gift For Valentine’s Day And She’s Not Happy!
The Super Secret Atlanta United Project Two Of Us Were A Part Of!
Why Did Tommy End Up In The Back Of A Cop Car On Valentine’s Day?
She Got SILVERWARE For Valentine’s Day?!
He’s Never Going Back To The Gym After This Freak Accident!
Ryan Reynolds Joked About Blake Lively And Justin Baldoni Legal Drama!
He Mixed Up His Valentine’s Day Gifts For The TWO Women In His Life!
Fly Swatter Fun Facts: Do You Know Your Black History?
Here’s How To Make Social Media Your Safe Space Again!
We’re Missing A Couple People In Studio After The Long Weekend!
Full Show From The Vault PT 3: Monday, February 17
Full Show From The Vault PT 2: Monday, February 17
Full Show From The Vault PT 1: Monday, February 17
The Vault: Should She Tell Her Friend That She Saw Her Boyfriend Being Sketchy Online?
The Vault: Is It Weird That Her Mom Takes Sexy Photos Of Her?
The Vault: What's The Annoying Thing Your Partner Does That Drives You Crazy?
The Vault: Have You Ever Saved A BODY PART?!
The Vault: Do You Suffer From Functional Freeze?
The Vault: This Is The Dark Side Of Surgery!
The Vault: Is Your Dream Career One Of These Jobs We Had No Idea Existed?
The Vault: She Learned The Right Time To Call 911 The Hard Way!
The Vault: Her Husband Slept With Her Sister To Have A Baby!
The Vault: Where Are All Of The Masculine Men?
The Vault: Someone In The Studio Thinks Women Can't Handle The Truth?!
The Vault: Is Her Sister’s Husband Only Into Her For The Green Card
Full Show PT 3: Friday, February 14
Full Show PT 2: Friday, February 14
Full Show PT 1: Friday, February 14
What Is Love? We Got The Answer From Kristin’s Toddler!
Someone In Studio Asked Their Friend To Go Out With Them LIVE On Air!
Kristin’s Stupid Bit Of The Week: What Word Do YOU Always Mispronounce?
She’s Moving Out And Needs Advice On How To Break It To Her Roommates!
Parents Are Requesting TIPS After Throwing Birthday Parties For Their Kids!
Here’s Why Valentine’s Day Is BETTER When You’re Single!
Someone In Studio Forgot To Wish Their S.O. A Happy Valentine’s Day!
Lose Bert’s Money: Do You Know The Answer To This Valentine’s Day Trivia Question?
Her Husband Is Getting His Work Wife A Gift For Valentine’s Day And She’s Not Happy!
We Got Relationship Advice From Couples Who Have Been Married For Decades!
Has It Ends With Us Author Colleen Hoover Taken Justin Baldoni's Side?
Do These Ladies Who Fell In Love At First Sight In 2023 Still Have Valentines Today?
He Ran A Personal Experiment On Himself And Immediately FAILED!
Which Member Of The Bert Show Does Kristin Think Fits In The LEAST With Everyone Else?
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, February 13
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, February 13
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, February 13
Follow Up Thursday: She Gave Her Ex A Second Chance! Was It A Mistake?
We Had No Idea How Disgusting Public Gyms Really Are!
Is Wendy Williams Being Confined Against Her Will In A Memory Care Facility?
Is A Handwritten Card More Meaningful Than A Typed One With The Same Message?
Will You Bey My Galentine: Which Of These Besties Is Winning Beyoncé Tickets?
Is Wendy Williams Being Confined Against Her Will In A Memory Care Facility?
Is This A Hip Hop Lyric Or Wisdom From A Fortune Cookie?
He Took A Mysterious Shot And Paid The Price!
Are Men Too SCARED To Date Abby Because She’s On The Bert Show?
Background Check: Is Her New Roommate Trouble?!
We’re Laughing For ALL The Wrong Reasons At Kristin’s Stupid Bit Of The Week!
Follow Up Thursday: Did Their Best Friend Agree To Be The Father Of Their Child?
Diddy Is Suing NBC Over “Diddy: The Making Of A Bad Boy” Documentary
How Is Kristin Feeling After Her First Workout With Bert?
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, February 12
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, February 12
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, February 12
Messy Mikey Has A Hot Take About Beyoncé’s ‘Cowboy Carter’ Album!
Why Do Single Men In Their 20s Live Like This?!
Will This New Rule Break Up These Bert Show Relationships?
Has Travis Kelce Changed His Mind On His Future?
Kristin Had A Passionate Dream About Bert Last Night?!
One Of Our Biggest Bert Show Fans Has Returned After Breaking Up With Us!
Are People Being Unfair To Blake Lively Over this Resurfaced Interview?
Who's The Odd One Out In This Men's Bathroom Pickle?
Bert Surprised Kristin With Two People In Studio She Never Expected To See!
Should She Narc On Her Coworker Who Keeps Smoking Weed In The Office?
The Bert Show’s Stank Tank: Would You Buy The Wiz Watcher?
Should Serena Williams’ Husband Divorce Her For Participating In The Super Bowl?
They Found Something NASTY Hiding In Her Food!
What Does This Resurfaced Blake Lively Audio Say About The Baldoni Lawsuit?
We Found Footage Of Bert Choking On A Famous Game Show Set!
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, February 11
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, February 11
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, February 11
The Success Of Your Relationship Is Based On Your Birth Order!
Will This Be The Segment That Finally Cancels The Bert Show?
Kanye West Is Selling T-Shirts With A Hate Symbol On Them
He Got Hit On And Didn’t Know How To Handle It!
She Can Never Show Her Face At Her Apartment Complex After Doing This In The Hallway!
War Of The Roses: She Knows He’s Cheating But Is Her Boyfriend CHEAP?
These Are America’s Top 5 Super Bowl Commercials!
Are These Sabrina Carpenter Lyrics Or Shakespeare?
Bert Has Beef With Someone In Studio For Being So Flaky!
PT 2: Was There A Catfight At Abby’s Party Over The Weekend?
If You Want To Get Attention When You Go Out You Need To Wear THIS!
Justin Baldoni Breaks His Silence On His “Intense Year”
PT 2: Her Neighborhood Is At War With The HOA!
Lose Bert’s Money: Do You Know The Answer To Bert’s Superficial Super Bowl Trivia?
Moe Shares His Mixed Emotions After Losing This Hip Hop Legend
Can The Bert Show Handle Smelling Salts Or Will They Go HYSTERICAL?
What’s Going On With That American Woman In Pakistan?
Bert Noticed Major Growth In Himself After Turning *This* Down TWICE!
Full Show PT 3: Monday, February 10
Full Show PT 2: Monday, February 10
Full Show PT 1: Monday, February 10
A Dude She Went Out With Brought Up A Bert Show Segment Mid-Date!
Here’s All The Messages You Missed During Kendrick Lamar’s Halftime Show!
Our Commentators Who Have Never Watched A Football Game Share Their Super Bowl Play-By-Play!
Texting Tutor Update: Grandma Keeps Feeding Her Kids Candy Against Her Wishes!
His Son Keeps Getting Accepted To Colleges But Is He Really Happy?
Does Tom Brady Have A Career In Sports Commentating After The Super Bowl? We Hope Not!
ESPN’s Dick Vitale Made An Emotional Return To The Super Bowl After Battling Cancer!
Beware Of These Convincing Conspiracy Theories That Tricked One Of Us!
He Took A Random Shot And Came Down With A Mysterious Illness!
PT 2: Her Husband Doesn’t Want Her To Accept The Job Offer At HIS Company!
Ye Olde Gossip: Abby Breaks Down What A Bad-Ass Harriet Tubman Was!
We Share Our Favorite Super Bowl Commercials From This Year!
You Need To Block These Famous Accounts On TikTok NOW!
Someone In Studio Shares Their Mixed Emotions About Starting Medication Again!
Can You Find Your Soulmate Without A Dating App? An Expert Weighs In!
Will Kendrick Lamar Get Sued For His Halftime Show Performance?
Did Moe Win Big At The Big Game?!
Full Show PT 3: Friday, February 7
Full Show PT 2: Friday, February 7
Full Show PT 1: Friday, February 7
Producer Keity Got The Worst Secondhand Embarrassment After Seeing Someone In Studio Do THIS!
It’s Time For Kristin’s Hot Guy Super Bowl Lineup: This One’s RAUNCHY!
Is This The WORST Answer In Game Show History?!
Rihanna Is Releasing New Music!
Texting Tutor: Grandma Keeps Feeding Her Kids Candy Against Her Wishes!
Kanye West Wants To Free Diddy!
Someone In Studio Has Major Money On The Line For This Super Bowl!
Will There Be A Catfight At Abby’s Party This Weekend?!
Her Husband Doesn’t Want Her To Accept The Job Offer At HIS Company!
PT 2: Was Bert Wrong To Tell His Friend To “STFU”?!
Tom Brady Reacts To Ex Gisele Bundchen Giving Birth!
Can Messy Mikey Mediate The Tension Between These Bert Show Members With MUSIC?
Has Bert Finally Completed The Most Fulfilling Project Of His Life?
Kristin’s Bad Take Of The Week: Was He Right To Call His First Date OBNOXIOUS?
Is The Universe Calling Her Name Or Is It Her ALGORITHM?
Here’s What We’re Hoping For In The Halftime Show This Sunday!
Plead The Fifth: Which Former Cohost Would Bert Bring Back?
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, February 6
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, February 6
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, February 6
Men Keep Showing Up To Pilates And Women Online Are Not Happy About It!
He’s Unhappy That His Boyfriend Still Follows This Spicy Instagram Account!
Here's Who Tom Brady Is Rooting For In The Super Bowl!
What Piece Of Clothing Best Describes Your Partner?
Will Kendrick Lamar Throw Shots At Drake During The Half-Time Show?
Fun Fact Fly-Swatter: If Anyone Knows Your Fun Fact You’re Getting Zapped!
Shaboozey’s “Tipsy” Has Spent More Weeks At #1 Than Any Other Song In History!
Did Bert’s Son Go To The Police After His Hit And Run?
The Internet Was Enraged After This Wedding Photographer Did THIS To The Bride’s Photos!
Men Are More Likely To Share THIS With Their Partner Than Women!
Are You Ready To Micro-Retire With Gen Z?
PT 3: She Wants To Shoot Her Shot With Her Friend’s EX!
An American Woman Catfished A Pakistani Teen Into An Arranged Marriage?!
Moe’s Sister Is Moving In With His Girlfriend!
Follow Up Thursday: Her Parents Gifted Her Money For Her Wedding And She Spent It On WHAT?!
Was Bert Wrong To Tell His Friend To “STFU”?!
Can You Guess Which Of These Hip Hop Legends Never Got A Grammy?
Blake Lively Is Being Sued AGAIN Over “It Ends With Us” Dispute!
Would You Buy These SEXY Build-A-Bears?!
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, February 5
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, February 5
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, February 5
Should He Ask His Wife For Forgiveness Or Permission Before He Embarks On This Adventure?
Bert Shares His Thoughts After Learning One Of His Peers In Radio Has Passed
Did Kanye West And His Wife Break The Dress Code For The Grammys With Her Naked Dress?
Are Her Friends Trying To Set Her Up With Someone DANGEROUS?
She Accidentally Released The WRONG Criminal From Jail!
Jackson Ruins Everything: Everything You Know About Diamonds Is A LIE!
Quarterback Jalen Hurts Credits His Success To His Women Led Management Team!
PT 2: She Needs Her Husband To Man Up With Her Monster-In-Law!
Bert Is Making His First Steps To Combat His ADHD!
The Dark Side Of The Super Bowl Is Super Seedy!
She Pretended To Be Her Boyfriend Over Text To Catch Him Messing Around!
Will MONEY Make Kristin Care About The Super Bowl?
Her Family Won’t Talk To Her Anymore Now That She Works For The Bert Show!
Two Bert Show Members Are Fighting To Get OUT Of Going To Abby’s Party This Weekend!
Her Neighborhood Is At War With The HOA!
Reporters Apologize For That Awkward Babyface Snub On The Grammys Red Carpet!
He Has A Guest In His House Who Won’t Leave!
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, February 4
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, February 4
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, February 4
Someone In Studio Needs Advice On Accepting How They Look In Photos!
Can The Bert Show Go 24 Hours Without Using Something Invented By A Black Inventor?
He’s Offended That His Wife ISN’T Jealous After His Female Friends Called Him *This*!
Is Travis Kelce Going To Propose To Taylor Swift At The Super Bowl?
Can Moe Convince YOU To Care About The Super Bowl?
Is Her Husband Cheating On Her With DONUTS?
A Reboot Of This Classic 90s TV Show Is In The Works!
An Economic Expert Joins The Bert Show To Talk Tariffs!
His Family Threw A Surprise Party In A Costco?!
She Needs Her Husband To Man Up With Her Monster-In-Law!
Update: His Girlfriend Sent Him An Invoice For Her “Services” And He Doesn’t Know How To Feel!
The Judge In The “It Ends With Us” Trial Made A Surprising Move!
The Bert Show Youth Group ROASTS Producer Jackson For His Birthday!
Lose Bert’s Money: Do You Know The Answer To Bert’s CRINGEY Trivia Question?
Here’s What’s Going Down At Crazy Cat Lady Abby’s Whisker Warming!
Should We Submit Moe’s “Wonky Donkey” Rap To Next Year’s Grammys?
Beyoncé Announces Cowboy Carter Tour!
Bert Experienced A Major Turning Point With Someone In His House!
Full Show PT 3: Monday, February 3
Full Show PT 2: Monday, February 3
Full Show PT 1: Monday, February 3
Was This Mid-Interview Snub Of An A-Lister The Cringiest Thing That Happened At The Grammys?
PT 2: She Can Hear Her Parents ‘Doing It’ And Wants To Confront Them!
The Bert Show Shares The Celebrities We HATE!
We Will Never Listen To This A-List Artist After He Did THIS!
Should You Tell The Bartender When The Bar Bathroom Is Out Of Toilet Paper?
Why Didn’t Bert’s Son Tell Him he Got Accepted To College?
Would You Rather Hire A Male Or Female Therapist?
Chappell Roan Calls Out Labels In Her Grammys Speech
Is This The Whitest Thing The Bert Show Has Ever Put Moe Through?
She Almost Got Fired When The Entertainers She Hired Went TOPLESS!
Stepping Into Psycho PT 2: She Needs Our Help To Spy On Her Boyfriend!
Will This Viral Audio Make One Of Us Rethink Getting Our First Tattoo?
Kristin Shares The Moment She Broke Dry January!
Kanye West’s Wife Wore NOTHING On The Grammys Red Carpet!
Can We Convince A Non-believer To Care About The Super Bowl?
The Bert Show Is Split On This Deadly Would You Rather Question!
Monday Mantra: Let This Botched BBL Provide You Perspective!
She Asked A Date To Do Something She’s Never Asked A Man To Do Before!
Were There Any Snubs At The Grammys Last Night?
Things Got Competitive At The Bert’s Big Adventure Conference!
Full Show PT 3: Friday, January 31
Full Show PT 2: Friday, January 31
Full Show PT 1: Friday, January 31
Friday Fact Check: Did You Know You’ve Been Eating Radioactive Food?!
She Can Hear Her Parents ‘Doing It’ And Wants To Confront Them!
Can The Bert Show Recognize Which Of These Movies Actually Won Best Picture?
Someone In Studio’s Mom Called In To Host An Intervention!
She Caught A Driver Sleeping At The Wheel!
Bert Show Fam Spills The Tea On The Celebrities They Partied With!
Are City-Folk Meaner Than People Out In The Country?
Stepping Into Psycho: She Needs Our Help To Spy On Her Boyfriend!
We’re Shocked At How Badly We Feel About This Video Of A Streamer Bullying A ROBOT!
Blake Lively And Ryan Reynolds Are Moving To Dismiss Justin Baldoni's Lawsuit!
She Witnessed Her Neighbor Get Arrested Naked!
Did She Accomplish All Of Her Big Plans Before January Ended?
Was He Rude For Refusing To Take His Shoes Off When Entering Their Home?
The Bert Show Reveals One Of Their Favorite Actors They’ve Ever Had In Studio!
Plead The Fifth: Abby Is In The Hot Seat!
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, January 30
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, January 30
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, January 30
Who Is Better At Their Job: Our Social Media Producer Or A.I.?
He Wants To Dump His Girlfriend After Receiving A Devastating Diagnosis!
Leonardo Dicaprio Is Dating Someone SHOCKING!
When Is Too Late To Start A Family?
Why Do Parents Always Want To Embarrass Their Kids In Public?!
Ye Olde Gossip: Abby Shares The Secret Way The LGBT Community Would Communicate In The Past!
Jay-Z Wants Lawyer Sanctioned Over Diddy Accusations!
She Wants Her Husband To Tell Her Mother-In-Law They’re Not Celebrating Her For Mother’s Day!
She Attended A Singles Mixer! How Did It Go?
Is This List Of Questions This Dad Asks His Daughter’s Boyfriends Overbearing?
PT 2: She Wants To Shoot Her Shot With Her Friend’s EX!
We Break Down The A$ap Rocky Assault Trial
Did This Hinge Hack Reset Abby’s Love Life?
Jackson Ruins Everything: Airport Security Isn’t Making You Any Safer!
Follow Up Thursday: Did She Take Revenge After Her Husband Bought Her Spicy Christmas Gifts?
Anyone Who Has Ever Been Abandoned By A Friend Needs To Hear This!
This Conspiracy Theory Claims The Super Bowl Is RIGGED!
Coworker Court: Someone Insulted Producer Rebecca’s Appearance!
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, January 29
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, January 29
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, January 29
She’s Giving Up One Of Her Most Serious Vices For February!
How Do You Talk To Your Kids About Politics When You Don’t Agree?
He Changes The Lyrics To Random Songs To Send His Kids Subliminal Messages!
Someone In Studio Wants To Get Inked With A Massive Piece For His First Tattoo!
Bachelor’s Rachael Kirkconnell Revealed Why She And Matt James REALLY Broke Up!
Is His High Reward Bet On The Big Game Too Risky?
She Had A Major Breakthrough In Therapy That She Wants To Share With You!
Ochocinco Claims He'll Be Married This Year...He Just Doesn't Know To Who!
Would You Rather Hire Gen Z Or AI?
Who In Studio Was Nicknamed “Tuna Girl” And WHY?!
He Made His Friend Tell His Most Embarrassing Story In Front Of A Live Audience!
What Would You Do With 24 Hours Without Your Kids?
She Wants To Shoot Her Shot With Her Friend’s EX!
Wanna Start Fresh On The Apps? Try This Hinge Hack!
Someone Got ENGAGED In The Middle Of His Comedy Special!
Which Best Picture Nominee Should The Bert Show Watch Based On Their Personality?
Colleen Hoover Just Deactivated Her Instagram Amid Lively & Baldoni Legal Battle!
Bert Just Changed One Of His Major Principles To Make Someone In His House Happy!
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, January 28
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, January 28
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, January 28
He’s Calling Out Another Bert Show Member For Refusing To Be His Friend!
Her Brother Opened The Portal To HELL?!
Does This Leaked Audio Of Snoop Dogg Make Him A Hypocrite For Performing At Inauguration?
Someone In Studio Is Committing To A Major Personal Challenge In 2025!
War Of The Roses: Should She Cut Her Boyfriend Off For Getting Cozy With His Hairstylist?
What Did His Girlfriend Really Mean With This Passive Aggressive Text?
Here’s Where YOU Can Rub Shoulders With Billionaires In Atlanta!
Is One Of Our Listeners’ Brothers Abby’s Soulmate?!
Lose Bert’s Money: Can You Answer Kristin’s Superficial Trivia Question For Cash?
Selena Gomez Is Receiving Backlash For Recording Herself Crying In Political Video
Abby Is Calling Out EVERYONE In The Bert Show Youth Group!
She Saw A Server Drop A Plate Of Food On The Floor And Then Do THIS With It!
He’s Only Asking Her Out Now Because She Lost Weight!
Should She Pawn Her Cheating Ex’s Engagement Ring?
Listen To This Leaked Voice Note Justin Baldoni Sent To Blake Lively At 2 AM!
He Handed A Mic To A Listener At His Show…Huge Mistake?!
Full Show PT 3: Monday, January 27
Full Show PT 2: Monday, January 27
Full Show PT 1: Monday, January 27
Abby Fell In Love Over The Weekend And Needs To Talk About It!
What’s The Silliest Reason Your Toddler Had A Tantrum?
Update: Should He Tell His Teammate That He’s Dating His Ex?!
Should Dave Franco Portray CEO Killer Luigi Mangione In A Movie?!
Someone In Studio Broke Down Her Terrible Dating History!
Texting Tutor Update: Her Husband Got A Suspicious Text From His Coworker!
Is It Weird For Her To Continue Commenting On Her Ex’s Social Now That She’s Engaged?
She Got Caught Going To The Bathroom In PUBLIC!
Did Morgan Wallen Steal A Lyric From Taylor Swift?
Someone In Studio Is Getting Their First Tattoo EVER!
PT 2: The Bert Show Unmasks The Dark Side Of Mascots!
Is This The Craziest Way Anyone Has Ever Been Caught Cheating?!
Would It Be Bad Luck To Reuse Her Wedding Dress For Her Second Marriage?
Is It Weird To Call Your Dad HOT?!
Is This Bride Being A Bridezilla For Not Letting Her Groom Wear What He Wants?
His Girlfriend Sent Him An Invoice For Her “Services” And He Doesn’t Know How To Feel!
Why Does He Burn Bridges Every Time A Relationship Ends?
Monday Mantra: Is The Grass Always Greener On The Other Side?
Can The Bert Show Uncover The IMPOSTER?
Did You See Timothee Chalamet On SNL?
Who’s Right And Who’s Wrong In This Petty Neighbor Dispute?
Full Show PT 3: Friday, January 24
Full Show PT 2: Friday, January 24
Full Show PT 1: Friday, January 24
Was Her Best Friend Crazy For Doing THIS To Her Boyfriend?
PT 2: Men Ghost Her Once They Find Out She Does THIS For Work!
Did Producer Rebecca BOMB With Messy Mikey’s Standup?
Texting Tutor: Her Husband Got A Suspicious Text From His Coworker!
The Bert Show Unmasks The Dark Side Of MASCOTS!
Her Friend Has NO Idea That She’s Being Set Up On A Blind Date!
She Embarrassed Herself In Front Of Her Favorite Instagram Influencer!
An Intimacy Coordinator Comments On THAT Video Of Blake Lively And Justin Baldoni
His Viral Video Helped Him Recognize That He Has A Problem!
Ye Olde Gossip: Were The Founding Fathers The Original Real Housewives?
Is There Ever A Worse Time To Be Sick Than When You’re SINGLE?!
Plead The Fifth: Moe Is In The Hot Seat!
A Surprising Source Claims That Ryan Reynolds Was The Issue On The “It Ends With Us” Set!
Did The Bert Show Bomb At Their Live Improv Show Last Night?
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, January 23
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, January 23
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, January 23
Follow Up Thursday: Did His Family Accept Her Even Though She’s 18 Years Older?
Can We Help Messy Mikey Stop Messing Around At The Gym?
Chris Brown Is Suing Warner Bros Over Sexual Assault Allegations
Men Ghost Her Once They Find Out She Does THIS For Work!
Bert Had A Breakthrough After Doing Something Really Out Of Character!
Someone In Studio Needs Advice Before They Get ENGAGED!
What Are These Rom-Com Icons Reuniting For?!
Your Netflix Queue Knows You Better Than You Know Yourself!
Messy Mikey Is About To Break Some Girl Scouts Hearts!
Is The Bert Show Ready For Their Live Improv Show Tonight?
Here’s Why Losing Weight Actually SUCKS!
The Internet Is Going Crazy After This Influencer Got A Nose Job!
Is Someone In Studio Being Haunted By Negative Energy?
Here’s All The Times We Wanted To Drink During Dry January!
Follow Up Thursday: Did He Propose Before Her ‘Line In The Sand’ Day?
Lose Bert’s Money: Do You Know The Answer To This Dirty Trivia Question For Cash?
Blake Lively Want Justin Baldoni’s Lawyers To Shut Up!
A Stranger Put Hands On His Kids And His Wife LOST It!
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, January 22
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, January 22
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, January 22
Is She A Bad Friend For Not Wanting To Spend Money On Her Friend’s Birthday?
Should She Make A Permanent Change To Her Body After Getting This Sign?
Why Did Justin Bieber Unfollow His Wife On Instagram?
She’s Dating Her Married Boss And Needs Our Advice!
Do You Want To Set Up Abby With Your Sibling?
She’s Coming To Terms With Her Surprising Feelings About Her Friends’ Pregnancy Announcements!
Someone In Studio Needs Help Shooting Their Shot With A Local Celebrity!
He Wants His Ex Back So Bad He’s Begging Her FRIENDS To Give Him A Chance!
She’s Dealing With A Sudden Anger Issue And Needs To Make A Change!
Bert’s Son Is Weighing His Options After Becoming A Victim Of A Hit And Run!
Should He Tell His Teammate That He’s Dating His Ex?!
Blake Lively Responds To Released Footage From The Set Of “It Ends With Us”!
The Chaos At Her Apartment Complex Is Forcing Her To Become An Adult!
Kristin’s Stupid Bit Of The Week: Will These Improv Games Prepare Us For Our Live Show?
If You Walked Into A Room Of 10000 People How Many Of Them Would Be Attracted To You?
Justin Baldoni Releases Footage From The “It Ends With Us” Set
His Friends Accidentally Flew To The Wrong Country On Vacation!
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, January 21
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, January 21
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, January 21
His Friend Called His Girlfriend Pretty And He Doesn’t Know How To Feel!
Here Are The Companies We Think The US Government Should Meddle With NEXT!
Did This Movie Just Uncover A Secret Moms Won't Admit To Themselves?
Someone In Studio Was Distracted By Dave Chapelle’s SNL Appearance For A Surprising Reason!
Update: Is It Harder Being A Man On A Dating App? Abby’s Gonna Find Out!
Did She Receive A Sign From The Other Side About Her Mom?
PT 3: Her Best Friend Is Dating A Married Man And She Wants To Break Them Up!
Why Did This Beloved Bachelor Couple Suddenly Break Up?!
Here’s What To Expect With Georgia’s State Of Emergency With The Approaching Winter Storm!
What REALLY Went Down During The TikTok Ban?
War Of The Roses: This Mom Wants To Break Up Her Daughter’s Relationship!
Why Did The Dude She Was Flirting With Think She Was Hitting On His BROTHER?!
The Bert Show Shares The Shows YOU Should Be Watching!
We Talk How We’re Feeling After The Inauguration!
She Almost Got Her Kid Expelled From Preschool!
We Talk The TikTok Ban Conspiracy Theories!
How Are Messy Mikey And Producer Rebecca Feeling Before Their Big Improv Night?
Full Show PT 3: Monday, January 20
Full Show PT 2: Monday, January 20
Full Show PT 1: Monday, January 20
Vault: Should She Tell Her Friend That She Saw Her Boyfriend Being Sketchy Online?
Vault: KLee Shares Why Men Lie
Vault: What's The Annoying Thing Your Partner Does That Drives You Crazy?
Vault: Have You Ever Saved A BODY PART?!
Vault: Does Her Ten Year Old Have A Stalker?!
Vault: How Hard Do You Need To Actually Work To Be Successful?
Vault: Abby’s Fan Fic For Rebecca
Vault: Is Your Dream Career One Of These Jobs We Had No Idea Existed?
Vault: Is It Disrespectful To Wear Another Man’s Hoodie Home To Your Boyfriend?
Vault: Her Husband Slept With Her Sister To Have A Baby!
Vault: Is She An A*Hole For Not Spending Her Birthday With Her Bestie?
Vault: Bonehead Moves
Vault: Is Her Sister’s Husband Only Into Her For The Green Card
Full Show PT 3: Friday, January 17
Full Show PT 2: Friday, January 17
Full Show PT 1: Friday, January 17
How Do You Ask Your Partner To Try A New Years Resolution Without Being Rude?
Why Is He Having Trouble Committing To His Perfect Match?
Blake Lively Responds To Justin Baldoni’s New Lawsuit
This Only Fans Model Has Her SON Film Her!
Is She An A-Hole For Asking Her Kid’s School To Stop Giving Her Daughter Sugar?
Is This An Example Of Weaponized Incompetence Or Is She Overreacting?
We Talk Justin Baldoni’s Ex Publicist Who May Have Made His Lawsuit Possible!
PT 2: Her Best Friend Is Dating A Married Man And She Wants To Break Them Up!
Her Boyfriend Is A Huge Flirt But Claims It’s Harmless!
Here’s What To Expect When The Rowdy Ohio State Fans Enter Atlanta!
Lose Bert’s Money: Can You Answer This Superficial Trivia Question For Cash?
Is This The Cringiest Excerpt From Justin Baldoni’s Bombshell New Lawsuit?
She Got Rejected From A Job After They Discovered Her Recommendation Letter Was A.I.!
Kristin’s Bad Take Of The Week: These Guys Groped A Statue And Doubled Down!
Justin Baldoni Is Suing Blake Lively And Ryan Reynolds For $400 Million!
It’s Time To Play Plead The Fifth And Kristin Is In The Hot Seat!
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, January 16
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, January 16
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, January 16
Follow Up Thursday: We Found Her Missing Connection!
Is It Weird That They’ve NEVER Exchanged Anniversary Gifts?
Brad Pitt Responds To French Woman Scammed By His AI Likeness
PT 2: Someone In Studio Has A Major Pee-Pee Question For Their Pediatrician!
Can ChatGPT Draw Our Soulmates?
A Psychic Drew Her Soulmate!
The FDA Has Officially Banned This Problematic Ingredient Found In Thousands Of Food Products!
Is It Harder Being A Man On A Dating App?
Comedian Andrew Stanley Joins The Bert Show In Studio!
Moe And Bert Share The Touching Moment They Shared With A Bert’s Big Adventure Kid
She Stopped Speaking To Her Man After He Bought Her His Mother’s PERFUME!
Is Someone In Studio Being Haunted By Their Family History?!
Background Check: Is The Fact He Only Has Green Flags…A Red Flag?
Is Artificial Intelligence The Answer To Finding Your Soulmate?
Follow Up Thursday: Did Her Brother Forgive Her After She Ruined His Wedding?
We Break Down The Big Updates In The Baldoni Lively Feud!
What Muppets Are Each Member Of The Bert Show?
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, January 15
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, January 15
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, January 15
We Talk To Victims Of The Los Angeles Wildfires—Here’s How YOU Can Help!
A French Woman Says AI Brad Pitt Scammed Her Out Of Almost A Million!
Bert Shares The Plead The Fifth Answer He Regrets Being Honest About!
Can You Settle This Contentious Kid’s Game Debate That’s Tearing A Household Apart?
Her Best Friend Is Dating A Married Man And She Wants To Break Them Up!
His Circle Of Trust Completely Betrayed Him!
He’s Finally Living In The Big City And It’s Taking A Toll On His Wallet!
A Listener Called In To Hit On Abby Live On Air!
Has Bert Repaired His Dysfunctional Relationship With Alcohol?
Should She Forgive Her Boyfriend After He Lost Her Dog?
Was She Wrong To Unmatch With A Potential Suitor After He Called Himself THIS?!
Is It Weird To Send Your Friend’s Husband A Heart Emoji?
Click Here For Abby’s Whisker Warming Registry Benefitting Local Shelters!
Someone In Studio Has A Major Pee-Pee Question For Their Pediatrician!
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, January 14
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, January 14
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, January 14
We Celebrate The Life And Say Goodbye To Bert’s Big Adventure Kid Alyssa Leonard
Kristin’s Stupid Bit Of The Week: What Are These Kids Trying To Say?
Producer Keity Did Not Expect Her Dad's Reaction After Coming Clean About Her Sexuality!
Why Were FBI Agents Outside Of Ben Affleck’s Home?
If Your Man Doesn’t Love You More Then Your Marriage Is DOOMED!
Her Boyfriend Backed Out Of Getting A Matching Tattoo After She Got Inked!
Is Living Separately From Your Partner The Smartest Thing You Can Do?
Are New Years Resolutions Even Healthy?
Do You Agree With These Atlanta Hot Takes?
He Received A New Years Resolution From His Lady That He Never Expected!
War Of The Roses: Is His Boyfriend Cheating On Him While At The Gym?!
Shady Or Not: She Matched With A Man Who Still Has Pics With His Ex!
Are Women Nags Or Are Men Lazy?
Her Boyfriend Is The Same Age As Her SON?!
Someone Surprising Has Hit Number One On The Charts Due To The L.A. Fires!
She’s Living In A War Zone After Introducing Her Cats To Each Other!
Full Show PT 3: Monday, January 13
Full Show PT 2: Monday, January 13
Full Show PT 1: Monday, January 13
Who Won The Youth Group Challenge With Crazy High Stakes?
We Discuss The Devastating Wildfires Happening In Los Angeles
This Reality TV Star Got Arrested For A Violent Incident At A Twin Peaks!
Should This Member Of The Bert Show Have Kids? We Debate!
Texting Tutor: Her Friend Keeps Making Uncomfortable Comments About Her Weight!
Should He Risk It All With This Dangerous Joke At His Comedy Special?
tWitch’s Widow’s Daughter Speaks Out In Defense Of Her Mother
She Forced Her Husband To Celebrate A Milestone Birthday…Was It A Mistake?!
PT 2: Is Her New Man Taking Advantage Of Her?
Is The Bert Show Ready To Do Improv LIVE In Front Of A Crowd?!
It’s Time For Another Round Of Pop Culture Jeopardy!
The Most Surprising Band Is Going…Country?!
Moe Is Mad After Drake Dropped A Freestyle About WHO?!
We’re Not Sure Who’s The Real Animal In K Lee’s House After THIS Story!
Monday Mantra: Do People Only Want You To Do Well Until You’re Doing Better Than Them?
This Is The Unexpected Sign That A Woman Is A PSYCHOPATH!
Is Blake Lively’s Lawsuit Delaying Her Movie Sequel?
Here’s How The Bert Show Spent Snowmageddon PT 2!
Full Show PT 3: Friday, January 10
Full Show PT 2: Friday, January 10
Full Show PT 1: Friday, January 10
Is Her New Man Taking Advantage Of Her?
Who Are You Rooting For In This Youth Group Challenge With Crazy High Stakes?
Who Is The Greatest Boy Band Of All Time?
Texting Tutor: Her Friend Keeps Making Uncomfortable Comments About Her Weight!
Brooke Shields Alleges That A Doctor Did An Intimate Surgery She Did Not Consent To!
Is She An A-Hole For Cancelling A Playdate After Finding This Out About The Parents?
Be Careful Outside Today, Atlanta! Let’s Talk Snowmaggedon PT 2!
The Late tWitch’s’ Mom Slams His Widow’s Memoir
Was Jimmy Carter’s Funeral Overshadowed By Former Presidents’ Behavior?
If Your Kid Doesn’t Use All Of Their College Fund Do They Get To Keep It?
We Discuss The Wildfires Devastating California
Will TikTok Be Saved By The Supreme Court?
Plead The Fifth: Bert Is In The Hot Seat!
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, January 9
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, January 9
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, January 9
He Played A Raunchy Prank On His Friend At The WRONG Time!
She Wants To Divorce Her Husband Without Breaking His Heart!
Stephen ‘tWitch’ Boss’s Widow Is Facing Backlash Over Her Tell-All Memoir
Someone In Studio Has Changed Their Perspective On Having Kids!
Is It Ethical To Use Prisoners To Help Fight The Wildfires In California?
Stepping Into Psycho PT 2: She’s Popping Up On Her Ex Husband To Meet His New “Friend”!
We Respond To The Backlash Abby Faced After Her Pregnancy Prank
PT 2: Is Snowmageddon Hitting Atlanta AGAIN?!
Wanna Know If The Dude You’re Dating Is Shady? There’s An App For That!
The Men Of The Bert Show Are Going To Gaslight Their Girlfriends For GOOD!
Several Celebrity Homes Have Already Been Destroyed By The California Wildfires
The #1 Movie From When You Turned 10 Will Predict How Your Year Will Go!
Follow Up Thursday: Did She Confront Her Momzilla Before Her Wedding?
Did She Get A Sign From TikTok To Change Her Body PERMANENTLY?
Did The Owner Of TMZ Accidentally Tangle Himself In The Blake Lively Vs Justin Baldoni Feud?
If Your Girlfriend Asked You To Do This Would You Be Pissed?
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, January 8
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, January 8
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, January 8
A Stranger Asked To BUY His Girlfriend?!
Family Meeting: Abby Is Adding To Her Family!
Cassie Reads A Letter From Her Mom To The Bert Show
Stepping Into Psycho: She’s Popping Up On Her Ex Husband To Meet His New “Friend”!
Did Someone In Studio Win An Award They Didn’t Deserve?!
Hear Me Out: Here’s The Unconventional People The Bert Show Is Attracted To!
He Turned On The TV And Was Shocked To See HIMSELF In A Documentary!
This A-Lister Tipped A Waitress THOUSANDS Of Dollars On Christmas Eve!
Can You Help Us Find This Missed Connection In Atlanta?
Why Did The Older Gentleman At The Bar Say THIS To Her?!
We Break Down Why The Blake Lively Story Is Hitting Us So Hard
Is She An A-Hole For Feeling Unhappy About The Gifts Her Husband Got Her For Christmas?
Why Did Someone Ask Ariana Grande THIS Question On The Red Carpet?!
One Of Us Has A Confession To Make After Some Major Bad Luck!
Someone Showed Up In Studio High As Hell?!
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, January 7
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, January 7
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, January 7
Listen To This PSA Before You Put Off The Gym In The New Year!
The Jokes Cut From The Golden Globes Are SCANDALOUS
The Dark Side Of The Gym Is DISGUSTING
Why She Almost Pooped Into A Plastic Bag In A Parking Lot
Are Her Goals For The New Year Setting Her Marriage Up For Failure?
Was Moving In With His Girlfriend A Huge Mistake?
Did Ryan Reynolds Shade Justin Baldoni During Deadpool?
Do All Single Women Need To Hear This Harsh But True Dating Advice?
Is Snowmageddon Hitting Atlanta AGAIN?!
When You Lose Your Girlfriend's Stuff In Thailand...
To Catch A Cheater: Her Boyfriend Wasn’t Happy To See Her On New Year’s Eve!
Someone In Studio Saw An Alien In Real Life?!
The Sports World Has Been Rocked After A Lawsuit Accuses Top Personalities Of Cheating!
The Five Things You Need To Do To Succeed This Year
Tom Holland And Zendaya Are ENGAGED!
Is It Weird That Her Mom Came Running To Clean Her House At Her Age?
Full Show PT 3: Monday, January 6
Full Show PT 2: Monday, January 6
Full Show PT 1: Monday, January 6
These Are The Winners Of The Best Of The Bert Show 2024!
These Are The Most Shocking Differences Between Europeans And Americans!
Zendaya Almost Died Over Her Bathroom Habits!
Was Kristin’s Fishy Gift For Her Kid A Flop?!
Texting Tutor: Why Didn’t She Get Invited To Bake Christmas Cookies With The Fam?
What Is Beyoncé Announcing In January?!
Someone In Studio Got Life Changing Advice From A Stranger!
A Bert Show Video Is Going Viral For All The Wrong Reasons!
Should We Call CPS On The Parents Participating In This Christmas Video Trend?
What Did Abby Get Done Over The Holiday Break?!
Is This A-List Couple Finally Going To Get Engaged?!
PT 2: She Wants To Have Her First Kiss For New Year’s Eve!
Whose Side Are You On In The Blake Lively Vs Justin Baldoni Feud?
Should EVERYONE Be Doing Dry January After This Warning From The Surgeon General?
The Beyoncé Bowl Broke NFL Streaming Records!
Did Someone In Studio Discover The Ultimate Party Destination Over Vacation?
Full Show PT 3: Friday, January 3
Full Show PT 2: Friday, January 3
Full Show PT 1: Friday, January 3
Best of The Year: It’s Time To Get Stupid With Kristin!
Best of The Year: What Super Valuable Item Did You Own That You Had No Idea About?
Best of The Year: She Found Out Her Boss’s Son Has Drugs At Home!
Best of The Year: Can You Help Us Stop A Scammer?
The Bert Show Youth Group Shares The Kid’s Media That Made Us Mentally Ill
Best of The Year: The Bert Show’s To Catch A Cheater: Instagram Scam!
Best of The Year: Will Her Boyfriend Be Willing To Take Her Daughter To A School Dance?
Best of The Year: The Dark Side Of Fitting Rooms Is Super Shady!
Best of The Year: The Bert Show Asks A Divorce Lawyer Everything You Wanted To Know!
Best of The Year: What Friendship Category Do You Fit Into?
Best of The Year: Her Boyfriend Gave Her A Designer Gift To Break Up With Her!
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, January 2
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, January 2
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, January 2
Best of The Year: We Have An Expert Share Exactly Where To Start In The Gym!
Best of The Year: Ditch Or Date: He's Against Having Kids In The Future!
Best of The Year: The Bert Show Shares The Ten Questions To Ask Your Partner!
Best of The Year: Would You Confront The Guy At The Gym Who Doesn’t Wash His Hands?
Best of The Year: Are You Cool With This Creepy New Consumer Technology?!
Best of The Year: Are Matching Tattoos Actually A CURSE?
Best of The Year: This Mom Has Beef With Her Kid's PTA
Best of The Year: She’s Lying About How Much She Makes To Her Boyfriend!
Best of The Year: Chapter Two: Abby Wrote Fanfiction For Social Media Producer Rebecca!
Best of The Year: Her Daughter Wants To Join A Dangerous Profession And She’s Nervous!
Best of The Year: She’s Going To Reverse Catfish Her First Dates!
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, January 1
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, January 1
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, January 1
Best of The Year: If She Takes The Job Interview Her Boyfriend Will Dump Her!
Best of The Year: Do You Charge Your Relatives When They Babysit?
Best of The Year: Should TV Count As A Hobby?
Best of The Year: She Needed Our Help Making A Move On The Guy In Her Building!
Best of The Year: Are Presents For Kids Out Of Control?
Best of The Year: Abby Gets Vulnerable About Her Complicated Relationship With Christianity!
Best of The Year: Kristin Shares The Real Reason She’s Afraid To Take A DNA Test!
Best of The Year: The Bert Show Ranks Defective Dudes!
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, December 31
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, December 31
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, December 31
Best of The Year: They Don’t Approve Of Their Nephew’s Relationship And Want To Make A Statement!
Best of The Year: Should He Meet Up With His Cousin After She Made This Strange Request?
Best of The Year: This Is The ONE Thing You Never Say To A Man!
Best of The Year: Why Does Her Mom Think Her Dad Is Cheating?
Best of The Year: Should Women And Children EVER Answer The Door For Strangers?
Best of The Year: What’s The Pettiest Thing You’ve Ever Held A Grudge Over?
Best of The Year: Abby Wrote Fanfiction For Social Media Producer Rebecca!
Best of The Year: Did She Receive A Sign From God To Not Have A One Night Stand?
Best of The Year: Can You Figure Out Which Red Flag Belongs To Which Bert Show Member?
Best of The Year: What Inanimate Object Do You Feel Bad For?
Full Show PT 3: Monday, December 30
Full Show PT 2: Monday, December 30
Full Show PT 1: Monday, December 30
Best of The Year: What Would You Say To Your Younger Self?
Best of The Year: Is It OK To Use AI To Respond To Emails?
Best of The Year: Is Closure Really Necessary After A Breakup?
Best of The Year: Do Photographers Turn Down Clients They Find Unattractive?
Why Does TikTok Keep Flooding Our Pages With Suggestive Videos?
Best of The Year: PT 2: Is She An A-Hole For Returning A Christmas Gift?
Best of The Year: The Bert Show Celebrates Weight Loss Wins
Best of The Year: Would You Attend A Wedding For CATS?!
Best of The Year: Someone In Studio Wants To Be Shipped With Another Bert Show Member!
Best of The Year: Is He Texting His Coworker Inappropriately?
Best of The Year: Here’s What To Say The Next Time Your Relatives Ask When You’re Having A Baby!
Best of The Year: Do You Cuss Around Your Kids?
Full Show PT 3: Friday, December 27
Full Show PT 2: Friday, December 27
Full Show PT 1: Friday, December 27
Best of The Year: The Bert Show Shares Their ANTI-Bucket List!
Best of The Year: How Can Women Make Men Feel Emotionally Safe?
Best of The Year: Is This A Glitch In The Matrix?
Best of The Year: The Bert Show Shares How To Tell If Your Marriage Will Last!
Best of The Year: PT 2: She Wants Someone Out Of Her Photos Because She’s FAT!
Best of The Year: Is She An A-Hole For Returning Her Christmas Gift?
Best of The Year: Is Her Uncle Actually Her Father?!
Best of The Year: She Needs Our Help Convincing Her Sister To Dump Her Boyfriend!
Best of The Year: Should His Wife Sacrifice Her Career For The Family?
Best of The Year: Texting Tutor: Why Didn’t Her Ex Recognize Her?
Best of The Year: It’s Time To Play Buc-ees Price Is Right!
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, December 26
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, December 26
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, December 26
Best of The Year: Do You HAVE To Live Together After Marriage?
Best of The Year: Producer Amber Shares Her Complicated Relationship With Her Body!
Best of The Year: Should She Crush Her Mediocre Coworker’s Dreams?
Best of The Year: He Wants To Roleplay But She’s Not Comfortable!
Someone In Studio Got Caught Watching Something They Shouldn’t Have In Public!
Best of The Year: PT 1: She Wants Someone Out Of Her Photos Because She’s FAT!
Best of The Year: Should She Give Her Ex His Investment Money Back?
Best of The Year: Was This Teacher Out Of Line?
Best of The Year: Abby Shares The Ten Things She DOESN’T Hate About Being Single
Best of The Year: Here’s What A Man Needs To Do To Get A Woman To Notice Him!
Best of The Year: Her Boyfriend’s Daughter Is A Bad Influence On Her Own Kid!
Best of The Year: Is She Being Crazy Or Just Stupid? You Decide!
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, December 25
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, December 25
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, December 25
Best of The Year: Can You Guess Which Celebrity Is Cool And Which Is Rude AF?
Best of The Year: What’s The One Thing You Lost That You Wish You Could Find?
Best of The Year: SMALLEST hills people are willing to die on!
Best of The Year: Should She Ditch Or Date Him For Panhandling?
Best of The Year: He Made A Major Promise With His Men’s Group!
Best of The Year: Her Situationship Served Her With A Cease And Desist!
Best of The Year: What Song Is Playing On Repeat In HELL?!
Best of The Year: She Accidentally Threw Away Her Boyfriend’s Favorite Blanket!
Best of The Year: Is Your Dream Career One Of These Jobs We Had No Idea Existed?
Best of The Year: The Bert Show Talks To TROLLS!
Best of The Year: Messy Mikey Found Himself In Big Trouble With The Ladies
Best of The Year: Can You Guess Which State These Slogans Belong To?
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, December 24
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, December 24
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, December 24
Best of The Year: Moe Needs To Apologize To The Christmas Spirit!
Best of The Year: Shady Or Not: Her Friend Wants To Hook Up With Her Ex!
Best of The Year: She Wants A Breast Reduction Against Her Husband’s Wishes!
Best of The Year: She’s Been Engaged For One Week And Her Mom Is Being A Momzilla!
Best of The Year: Her New Man Only Dates Girls With THIS Max Body Count!
Best of The Year: Would She Be An A-Hole For Asking Her Brother To Stay At A Hotel?
Best of The Year: What's the sneakiest way to catch a cheater?
Best of The Year: Are You Supposed To Tip After Buying Your Wedding Dress?
Best of The Year: She Purposely Flirts With Other People On First Dates To Test Guys!
Best of The Year: The Bert Show Breaks Down “Catch Up” Friendships!
Best of The Year: Should She Ditch Or Date This Dude For Disliking Her Pets?
Best of The Year: Moe's been struggling to move on with his life!
Best of The Year: Next Time A First Date Asks You To Split The Bill, Say THIS!
Best of The Year: He just got into his first post-college relationship with a woman, and he's wondering if he needs to disclose that he dated men in college.
Full Show PT 3: Monday, December 23
Full Show PT 2: Monday, December 23
Full Show PT 1: Monday, December 23
Best of The Year: All Mentally Strong Women Allegedly Do THIS!
Best of The Year: Are Smelly Farts A Dealbreaker?
Best of The Year: Want To Be A Good Wing-Person For Your Friend? Listen To This!
Best of The Year: Her Husband Is Boring Her In The Bedroom!
Best of The Year: Even Bros Need Boundaries!
Best of The Year: Can you ask someone out at work without making it weird
Best of The Year: The Dark Side Of Convenience Stores Is CREEPY!
Best of The Year: It’s The Bert Show’s Closure Call!
Best of The Year: What His Kids Want For Christmas Doesn’t Exist!
Best of The Year: Would You Rather Work For A Man Or A Woman?
Someone In Studio Got Caught Watching Something They Shouldn’t Have In Public!
Not getting significant other a gift!
Best of The Year: Her Husband Always Puts His Mom First And She’s Had Enough!
Full Show PT 3: Friday, December 20
Full Show PT 2: Friday, December 20
Full Show PT 1: Friday, December 20
The Most Heterosexual Movies Of All Time Are Actually SUPER Gay!
Dating Expert Nelly Sudri Grades Abby On Her Love Life!
Texting Tutor: Why Didn’t She Get Invite Bake Christmas Cookies With The Fam?
Lizzo Speaks Out About Being Blindsided By Former Dancers
A Ghost Behaviorist Joins The Studio To Spill The Secrets Of The Other Side!
It’s Time For The Bert Show’s Breaking & Entering!
Someone In Studio Spilled Coffee On The Bert Show Christmas Cards And Needs To Fess UP!
Would You Do THIS For 100 Million Dollars?
She Wants To Have Her First Kiss For New Year’s Eve!
The Bert Show Shares A PSA For The Ladies: Do You Know About FFE?
Santa Scared Straight: He Called His Mom A ‘Big Back’!
Her Husband Accidentally Insulted Her And She Doesn’t Know How To Feel!
Ethan Slater’s Ex Wife Breaks Down The End Of Their Relationship
How Well Does Our Resident Swiftie REALLY Know Taylor Swift?
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, December 19
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, December 19
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, December 19
It’s Time For The Hot Guy Hollywood Draft RESULTS!
Her Boyfriend Only Calls Her “Cute” And She Can’t Stand It! Wait…Who Is This About?!
Follow Up Thursday: What Was Her Boyfriend Hiding At His House?
Will Behind The Scenes Drama Destroy Barstool Sports?
The Bert Show Ranks Hot Santas!
He Called Himself Her Future Husband And Then Unmatched With Her!
Can You Answer Bert’s Christmas Trivia Question For Cash?
These A-List Artists Were Caught Misusing Pandemic Relief Funds!
Someone In Studio Solved A Decades Long Family Mystery And Is Seeking REVENGE!
Heisman Trophy Winner Travis Hunter Defends His Fiancée’s Questionable Behavior!
It’s Time For The Bert Show’s Christmas Card!
She Got A Nose Job A Year Ago TODAY! How Does She Feel?
Moms Are Boycotting Wicked Because It’s Too GAY?!
Kristin Made A Big Blunder While Surprising A New Bert’s Big Adventure Family!
Follow Up Thursday: What Was Inside His Wife’s Secret Deliveries?
Should She Be Upset That Her Family Didn’t Call Her On Her Birthday?
Does Gen Z Have Any Idea How Good They Have It With Today’s Technology?
Here’s How The Wicked Movie Became A Meme On TikTok!
Should The Bert Show Try Dry January…AGAIN?
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, December 18
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, December 18
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, December 18
Messy Mikey Is Is Challenging Our Producer To A Ping Pong Game With Major Stakes!
Is She Pushing Herself Too Hard For Christmas?
Disney Pulled A Transgender Storyline From Pixar Movie!
Bert Show Fam Came For Someone In Studio Over Their Christmas Movie Hot Take!
Someone In Studio Is Stressed About Spending Christmas Away From Family!
She’s Convinced Her Neighbor Stole Her Cat!
Santa Scared Straight: He Got Suspended At SIX!
What’s The Biggest Tourist Trap In Atlanta?
The Dude Who Ghosted Her Hit Her Back Almost A Year Later!
Bert Show Fam Called In With Their Side Of These Salacious Stories!
The Bert Show Wants You To GIVE UP For The Holidays!
Megan Thee Stallion Says Tory Lanez Is Making Her Life Miserable Behind Bars!
Can You Finish The Lyrics With These Classic Christmas Songs?
Should She Continue Her Dream Job Or Go For The Corporate Career That Pays More?
Update: She Confessed Her Love To Her Guy Best Friend!
BBC & Disney Has Announced The First Ever ‘Bluey’ Movie!
Someone In Studio Stalked Their Neighborhood Kid For Good Reason!
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, December 17
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, December 17
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, December 17
Did He Screw Himself Trying To Pay It Forward For Christmas?
Is This Classic Christmas Movie Actually SUPER Creepy?!
Jamie Foxx Shares Why He Was Hit In The Face With A Glass At His Birthday!
Kristin Unwraps The Dark Side Of Holiday Shopping!
Should Abby Allow This Bert Show Member On Her Girl’s Greece Trip?
A Ghost Behaviorist Calls In To Share Stories From The Other Side!
One Bert Show Member Deserves Justice After Being Bullied For His Beliefs!
Nick Cannon’s Baby Mama Bre Tiesi Explains Their Open Relationship
Kristin’s Stupid Bit Of The Week: How Much Do These Celebrity Cameos Cost?
Is This First Date Dealbreaker Practical Or Petty?
She Found A Box Full Of Playboy In His Attic And Got The ICK!
War Of The Roses: She Wants To Break Her Best Friend Up For Christmas!
How Did Her Mom Take It When She Told Her Where She’s Spending Christmas This Year?
Is She An A-Hole For Refusing To Send A Family Their Christmas Cards That Were Sent To Her?
Someone In Studio Got Sold Out By Their Nephew!
Why Are Trolls On The Internet Calling Sidney Sweeney “Mid”?
Abby Got Tommy WHAT For The Buc-ees Bert Show Secret Santa?
Full Show PT 3: Monday, December 16
Full Show PT 2: Monday, December 16
Full Show PT 1: Monday, December 16
It’s Time For You To Vote For The Best Of The Bert Show!
Someone In Studio Saw A UFO In Real Life!
Remy Ma And Papoose Are Officially Over And The Behind The Scenes Tea Is JUICY!
What Animal Should Messy Mikey Adopt With His Girlfriend?
Do Ghosts Appear When Someone Is Close To Dying?
Cam Newton Claims He Goes To The Strip Club For The MEN!
Bert Show Fam Reacts To The Bert Show’s Plan To Block Trolls!
Should Estranged Grandparents Just SHOW UP To Holiday Events?
The Bert Show Youth Group Has Very Different Opinions On Where To Go Out In Atlanta!
The Bert Show’s Breaking & Entering Is Going Down THIS Friday!
The Bert Show Shares What They’ve Learned In 2024 And Manifesting For 2025!
Jamie Foxx Was Attacked At His Own Birthday Party!
Bert Has A Major Offer For The Bert Show Youth Group During Vacation!
Monday Mantra: Let Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer’s Story Inspire You This Season!
It’s Time To Play The Neiman Marcus Fantasy Gift Price Is RIGHT!
What Did Travis Kelce Get Taylor Swift For Her Birthday?
Bert Tells Us How He Really Feels After The Bert Show Holiday Party!
Full Show PT 3: Friday, December 13
Full Show PT 2: Friday, December 13
Full Show PT 1: Friday, December 13
The Bert Show Is Finally Cracking Down On Trolls On Social Media!
Here’s How To Cope With Grief During The Holidays
Bert Breaks Down His Plan On Dealing With ADHD!
She’s Confronting Her Boss Over The Company’s Christmas Bonus!
Someone In Studio Has A Date For The First Time In Over A Decade!
QB Joe Burrow Says His Privacy Has Been Violated After Burglary Exposed His Dating Life!
Do Her Neighbors Think She’s A SWINGER?!
She’s Seeking Revenge After Catching Her Boyfriend In A Major Lie!
Kristin Got Yelled At After This Botched Billboard Interview?!
The Bert Show Needs Your Help Making 48 Mini Miracles Possible!
The Hottest Club In Atlanta…Is A Grocery Store?!
The Bert Show Shares Their Craziest Pop Culture Predictions For 2025!
Gerry The Golden Bachelor Reveals Cancer Diagnosis
Lose Bert’s Money: Do You Know This Seasonal Superficial Trivia Question?
Follow Up Thursday: Why Didn’t Her Boyfriend Invite Her To Thanksgiving?
This Hotel Concierge Secretly Gave Cheating Husbands Food Poisoning!
Dev Patel Claims The Man Who Won His Look-A-Like Contest Is Hotter Than Him!
The Bert Show Holiday Party Is TONIGHT! What’s Going Down?
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, December 12
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, December 12
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, December 12
Here Are The Words The Bert Show Have Been Using Wrong Our Whole Lives!
She Shares How She Made Peace With Being Single This Season!
Selena Gomez And Benny Blanco Are Engaged!
Santa Scared Straight: Little Matthew Was NOT Feeling Santa!
Kylie Kelce Confessed That Jason Kelce Doesn’t Watch Their Kids!
Is His Wimpy Christmas Decor Actually Weaponized Incompetence?!
Dating Expert Nelly Sudri Shares Advice On How To Handle Dating During The Holidays!
Background Check: How Old Is Her New Aunt REALLY?
Someone In His Family STINKS And He Doesn’t Know What To Do!
Moe Came Clean About The Struggles He’s Been Quietly Facing
What Do You Get The Weird People In Your Life For Christmas?
The Bert Show’s 48 Mini Miracles: Help Spread Christmas Cheer To Families In Need!
He Invited Her To His Family’s Christmas And Then DUMPED Her!
What Would YOU Do If You Walked Down The Street And Found A Million Dollars?
What Happened To This Former Real Housewife’s Face?
The Bert Show Feels Very Differently About Hanging With Their Neighbors!
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, December 11
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, December 11
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, December 11
Her Boyfriend Came Out As Transgender And She Needs Advice!
She Wants Her Boss To Cut It Out With The Inappropriate Gifts!
This Company Sends A Man To Curse Your Coworker Out!
Should Hawk Tuah Girl Be In PRISON?!
PT 2: Bert Show Fam: More Families Need YOUR Help This Christmas!
This TikTok Mom Is Under Investigation After Her Son Flinched In Viral Video
She Unmatched With Him After Learning Who He Works For!
Someone In Studio Shot A Christmas Video Gone WRONG!
Is This The Pettiest Reason Not To Date Someone?
Should She Confess Her Love To Her Best Guy Friend?
Machine Gun Kelly And Megan Fox Are Officially OVER!
Bert Show Fam: More Families Need YOUR Help This Christmas!
The Bert Show Plays Pop Culture Jeopardy!
Has Tipping Culture In Our Country Come To A Tipping Point?
Jamie Foxx Revealed He Had A Stroke In New Netflix Special!
Our Intern Confessed His Sneaky In Studio Strategy On His Last Day On The Job!
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, December 10
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, December 10
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, December 10
Someone In Studio Is Ruining Our Producer’s Life!
A Person Has Been Arrested After The Shooting Of UnitedHealthcare CEO
How Will The Allegations Against Jay Z Affect Beyonce?
He Won The Most Expensive Prize At Dave & Busters…At What Cost?!
Texting Tutor Update: The Parents Are Boycotting Their Kid’s Christmas Stuff!
Do We Need To Host An Intervention For Abby?!
Is TikTok In Danger Of Being Banned AGAIN?
The Bert Show Needs YOUR Help Spreading Christmas Cheer!
Someone In Studio’s Girlfriend Set Them Up!
Update: We Found Our Intern The Love He Lost On The Dance Floor!
To Catch A Cheater: She Wants To Blow Her Sister’s Relationship Up Before Christmas!
Bert Made A Major Realization In Therapy That May Shape The Rest Of His Life!
Santa Scared Straight: Rowan Won’t Stop Throwing Rocks At His Classmates!
Is She An A-Hole Or Does She Just Have A TERRIBLE Memory?
Her Perfect Anniversary Gift Completely BACKFIRED!
Chris Rock Stormed Out Of Comedy Set After Realizing He Was Being Recorded
Who Deserves A Gift During Christmas?
Full Show PT 3: Monday, December 9
Full Show PT 2: Monday, December 9
Full Show PT 1: Monday, December 9
We Discuss The Online Conversation Surrounding The Murdered United Healthcare CEO
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