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The Best of US 99's Melissa & Austin — 553 episodes

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1

Where Did Your Degree Get You?

2

Is an Influencer Degree Smart

3

Let's Play Some Blind Karaoke!

4

What Would You Do?!

5

Melissa's Love Grows!

6

Melissa's Mystery Smokeout Man

7

Melissa on the Love Boat?!

8

CBS Meteorologist Laura Bannon Explains the Air Quality

9

Ladies, Austin is MARRIED!

10

Austin Honors his Mother-in-Law

11

The ULTIMATE Guide to Windy City Smokeout

12

WE ARE READY FOR SMOKEOUT!

13

A Flight to Love?!

14

HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY!

15

Mitchell Tenpenny is Ready to Race!

16

Could Taylor Swift Get Married at the Allstate Arena?!

17

Carly Pearce, a Comedian and Melissa and Austin!

18

You Find Your Ex ATTRACTIVE?!

19

What is it like to Work with Megan Moroney?!

20

The Great Cake Debate

21

You Found WHAT in your Hotel?!

22

Austin Toots Himself into Trouble

23

WORST. DAD. JOKE. EVER

24

Secret Weddings

25

We react to Jelly Roll's Divorce

26

Who is the Fairest of them All

27

Shower Talk with Melissa and Austin

28

Wedding Wednesday: COOLEST Venues

29

To Pee or Not To Pee...

30

Melissa's Romantic Night Out...

31

MR. MIAMI UPDATE!

32

From IUD to OUCH

33

Wedding Wednesday: SHORTEST ENGAGEMENTS!

34

Melissa's Head is in the Clouds

35

Bear Down? WHERE Down?!

36

Coom's Corner: Bill Murray and Coom IN JAIL?!

37

Kyle Ruined the Jordan Davis Interview...

38

Tim McGraw Will Never Watch This...

39

Kyle Officiates A Wedding

40

Voicemails, Service Dogs and Wedding Madness

41

Checkin' You for Ticks...

42

Scotty Kay Survived Vegas (maybe...)

43

A Special Guest Hosts the Show!

44

A.I. vs. A.U.S.T.I.N: Morgan Wallen Walkout

45

Wild Life Advice!

46

Never Let it Slip

47

Is Honestly the Best Policy?

48

Showing Love for Moms, Nurses and Teachers!

49

Happy Mother's Day from Country Music!

50

What NOT to Text Melissa

51

We Appreciate Our Teachers

52

Wild Nights Lead to Weird Mornings

53

Mother's Day Fails

54

Austin Needs to Apologize

55

Melissa REALLY Stepped in it Now

56

Austin Fights for Air

57

THE LIST

58

We Love to Party!

59

Weird Easter Eggs

60

The Easter Bunny Hops In!

61

Dan + Shay Share a Powerful Message

62

MELISSA GETS PRANKED

63

Major News Alert

64

99.5 The El is Here!

65

LETS PLAY THE FOOD!

66

Austin is Taxing His Daughters?!

67

Weird Red Flags

68

Austin's Notorious Hickey

69

Melissa Wore What Where?!

70

It's All in the Shoes!

71

Shake 'n Bake Ft Alabama's Equipment Manager

72

Austin's Got 2 Problems with his Boss...

73

America's Favorite Game is BACK!

74

Is Melissa Trying to Ruin Her Son's Life?!

75

THE MAPNESS HAS STARTED

76

The Mayor Weighs In

77

WE ARE MAKING NEWS!

78

WHERE IS OUR BOAT AT?!

79

We Reach Out to Our Local Alderman

80

Our Dumbest Idea Yet!

81

Chase Stokes vs. Morgan Evans

82

One Neckless Led to a Wild Call

83

You and Your Ex Got BACK TOGETHER?!

84

Melissa Is OFFENDED!

85

Mr. Miami is BACK!

86

Melissa's Science Proves Austin and Kyle are MEAN

87

(Non-)Parents Just Don't Understand...

88

Did Riley Green and Megan Moroney ACTUALLY Date?!

89

Did Kyle Survive the Olympics?

90

Bad Boyz

91

A Real REVEALING Tuesday

92

We Spread Love with Cupid

93

HOW Did You Catch Them CHEATING?!

94

A Spicy Idea for Valentine's Day...

95

Does Melissa Need to Have the Talk?

96

The Superb Owl is on The List!

97

A Superb Owl Friday Gone Wrong...

98

When Should You Send Food Back?!

99

NSFW

100

Men Are Going into Debt for WHAT?!

101

Melissa Gets BUSTED!

102

The Most Amazing Blessing in Disguise

103

The Bulls Got a 7th Ring Last Night

104

Times Have Changed...

105

Who ACTUALLY Likes Cold Weather?!

106

A Surprising 5 @ 8:35 Leads to Shock!

107

Melissa vs. Austin gets COLD!

108

WILD Bathroom Experiences

109

BEARS PEP RALLY

110

Can the Cardiac Bears ACTUALLY Kill Us?

111

How To Win Your Neighbor Over

112

Melissa. Be. Shoppin'

113

The Cards Were RIGHT

114

BEARS. BEARS. BEARS

115

Mom Groups Are Getting CRAZY

116

You Wore WHAT, WHERE?!

117

Can Your Spouse Throw Away Your Stuff?

118

Welcome Back!

119

It's a Very Kane Brown Christmas!

120

On the 5th Day of Christmas, Melissa and Austin gave to me...

121

Bears Superfan Dave Swerski Has a New Bears Anthem!

122

Nate Flash is Ready to Bear Down!

123

Your Go-To Spots this Holiday Season!

124

On the 4th Day of Christmas, Melissa & Austin Gave to Me....

125

On the 3rd Day of Christmas, Melissa & Austin Gave to Me....

126

Day 2 of Melissa & Austin's Christmas....

127

Our 7 Days of Christmas Begins!

128

We did WHAT at the Holiday Party?!

129

WE LET OUT SOME BEAR FRUSTRATIONS

130

Thanksgiving Fun!

131

Maybe You Shouldn't Host Thanksgiving!

132

Melissa Has HAD IT!

133

BACK From Nashville!

134

Country Stars Join M&A

135

Austin's Mistake May Get Him Fired

136

CoJo, OD, Ella and MORE Join M&A!

137

A Very Special Great @ 8

138

Russell Dickerson, Dylan Scott and More Join M&A!

139

Aunt Flo has Returned....

140

Val in McHenry Fights the Nashville Know it All!

141

Melissa vs. Austin: Who is Hotter?!

142

Can Jen in Lake in the Hills Steal Austin's Money?

143

Can Veronica from Crystal Lake Take $500 from the Nashville Know it All?

144

How You Can Help Solve Hunger

145

You Can Put WHAT on Your Face?!

146

Melissa Spills the Tea!

147

Kyle Gets Sent to the Principal Office

148

What Makes a Man Sexy?

149

Can Ellen in Pingree Grove Beat the Nashville Know it All?

150

HALLOWEEN IS WEIRD!

151

Did You Tip It?

152

Is Melissa Going on a Date?!

153

Who is Better for Melissa: Austin or Kyle?

154

Did We Find Melissa Match?

155

Who is Better for Melissa?

156

Happy Birthday, Austin!

157

How to Find Love

158

Dumb Fights & Dentists

159

Austin Grosses Melissa Out...

160

Marathons, Comedians and More!

161

Secrets, Heckles and MORE!

162

Is Melissa Back?!

163

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MELISSA!

164

Austin Has Some Sad News...

165

WE ARE ON TAYLOR WATCH!

166

What Happens In Vegas....

167

VEGAS WEEK BABY!!!

168

Carrot Top Gets Us Vegas Ready!

169

Lettin' it Ride During Vegas Week!

170

Elvis Has Joined The Show!

171

WE GOT SOME NEWS!

172

Country Girl, Fake it For Me?

173

Coom's Corner: Merry Clinchmas!

174

Scotty McCreery's Scary Ask

175

Can Austin Make Us Buy Dirt?

176

Future Superstar Briley Steffes Joins Melissa & Austin!

177

You Saw WHAT at Work?!

178

Melissa Opens Up About Parenting

179

Coom's Corner: Rizzo's Retirement!

180

Sam Hunt: Quarterback or Singer?

181

Jeff Tells Us What Anthony Rizzo is REALLY Like

182

We Remember and Spread Great News

183

Melissa, Austin and Kyle Pay Tribute on 9/11

184

Who is Tacky?

185

We Are Party Animals!

186

Coom's Corner: The Kissing Bandit!

187

The Tooth Fairy Sets the Record Straight!

188

The Song Lee Brice Lost

189

Anthony in Elgin Needs Our Help!

190

We Found Love in a Hopeless Place

191

Matchmaker Helps Melissa & Austin

192

Coom's Corner: Proposals!

193

HOW MUCH IS TAYLOR'S RING?!

194

Things Get Dirty

195

Do You Still Make Out With Your Partner?

196

MELISSA. IS. BACK

197

Do Baseball Announcers Ever Get Tired? (with Ron Coomer)

198

Marquee Jr. Broadcaster is Coming For Our Jobs!

199

What's on Melissa's Phone?!

200

George Birge Loves Love

201

Coom's Corner: Party Animal!

202

Tay Tay or Nay Nay

203

Can You Tell Your Spouse What To Do?

204

Clarendon Hills' Head Coach Calls In!

205

First Day of School!

206

Mercury is All In Retrograde

207

COOM'S CORNER: Slumps

208

We are in Trouble

209

Caught Red Handed!

210

Coom's Corner: Remembering Ryno

211

Actor Taron Egerton & Director Nick Roland

212

Parents, We Feel Your Pain...

213

Are Festivals or Concerts Better?

214

We Found the WORST Job ever...

215

Can Melissa Do Math?

216

There's Something Different About Melissa

217

Women Be MISTIN?!

218

Austin's Hacking Story TAKES A TURN!

219

Melissa vs. Austin's WIFE?!

220

A Really Poopy Day...

221

COLDPLAY CHEATING SCANDAL ROCKS THE STUDIO!

222

WHO CHEATS AT WORK?!

223

We Have Found the WORST Pickup line...

224

Code Word: Asparagus

225

The. Grossest. Call. EVER

226

Kane Brown Explains What It Means...

227

Melissa & Austin Let Jeff from OD Speak!

228

What Happened to Kashus Culpepper?!

229

Is Megan Moroney MI/OK?

230

Happy Birthday Kyle!

231

Coom's Corner: Multi-sport Athlete!

232

WINDY. CITY. SMOKEOUT. IS. HERE!

233

Kashus Culpepper: From Serving to Smokeout!

234

Behind the Smokeout: Koe Wetzel

235

WILD Gym Behaviors....

236

Charles Wesley Godwin's Unique Path to Smokeout!

237

Behind the Smokeout: Bartenders Have it TOUGH

238

Is It Ok to Regift?

239

A.I. For Revenge?!

240

Behind the Smokeout: Max Breaks Down the BBQ

241

Behind the Smokeout: Kate Explains the Chaos!

242

Our Favorite Authors Drop By!

243

Our Favorite Authors Comes In-Studio!

244

The Dumbest Game EVER

245

Coom's Corner: Slammin' Sammy is BACK!

246

A.I. vs. A.U.S.T.I.N: Ways to Beat the Heat!

247

Is Melissa Bad at Surprises?!

248

The Final Straw That Changed Samantha

249

Wedding Surprises!

250

Austin was the WEIRDEST Kid!

251

Melissa vs. Austin: Lucky or Smart

252

Are We Snobs?!

253

Did the Heat Beat Us?

254

Riley Green Reveals His BIGGEST Crush

255

Do Women Propose?!

256

We Are Freaking the Kids Out!

257

Melissa Honors Her Mom

258

BEST. FATHER'S. DAY. EVER?!

259

IS MELISSA THE BEST RUNNER ON THE SHOW?!

260

Is Melissa the Next Snow White?!

261

Vows Are Made to Be Broken?!

262

Jay DeMarcus is Helping Vets!

263

Can You Back Out of a Wedding?

264

Bad Boyz (and Girl)

265

Melissa and Mr. Miami's Night Out!

266

To Encore or Not to Encore...

267

Wedding Szn is BACK!

268

Is Melissa Giving "The Talk" WRONG?

269

Is Melissa Wrong for This?!

270

Science Proves Austin is WRONG

271

Our Kids Have Gone Too Far

272

Michael Ray Shares His Secrets

273

Who Can S-P-E-L-L B-E-T-T-E-R

274

Is Mr. Elmhurst Leaving Clues...

275

We Hug It Out with Jeremy Piven

276

Kenny Chesney Plays One's Gotta Go!

277

Melissa is TOO Confident

278

Coom's Corner: Pranks!

279

We Are Sketchy

280

Cha-CHING!

281

Is Melissa a Karen?

282

Are We Really Happy for our Exes?

283

The Infamous Dust Storm

284

WE HAVE SECRETS....

285

Coom's Corner: Crosstown Classic

286

Did We Discover Hardy's Biggest Mystery?

287

W.W.D.D: WHAT WOULD DOLLY DO

288

Tattoos & Snapbacks

289

Veteran Matthew Delgatto Explains VetDogs!

290

Melissa Got SCAMMED!

291

Do You Wanna Hear Us Mess Up?

292

Coom's Corner: NEW YORK, NEW YORK

293

Kevin Droniak Helps Austin Plan a Trip!

294

Celebrating Four Years Together!

295

Austin is DRAMATIC About the REAL ID

296

Melissa and Austin Get in a HEATED Debate...

297

Mr. Elmhurst Has Stolen Austin's Heart!

298

Phone Detox Champion!

299

Coom's Corner: We Hate Cheeseheads

300

Living Our (Back-Up) Dreams

301

When Does it Become Cheating?

302

Old Dominion's Matthew Ramsey Teases the New Album!

303

Melissa's Weird Science: Crying is GOOD!

304

Coom's Corner: Remembering Steve McMichael

305

We Got Caught...

306

Should We Bother Austin?!

307

Melissa's Weird Science Goes Intergalactic

308

MR. Miami and Melissa Are Doing WHAT?!

309

Melissa and Austin Judge Kyle

310

Did Melissa Screw Up?

311

AWKWARD Celebrity Encounters

312

Melissa and Austin CAN'T. STOP. FIGHTING

313

Melissa & Kyle are Fighting

314

Chris Young Has One BIG Ask...

315

Coom's Corner Heads West!

316

Can You Pass this Masters Quiz?

317

Do We Have Hot Names?!

318

Are the Bears Moving to Indiana?!

319

The Biggest Fight in Show History...

320

A Wild Weekend of Stories

321

Maddox Batson Performs In-Studio!

322

Parmalee Spills the Deets!

323

Coom's Corner: Opening Day!

324

Opening Day Eve!

325

Who Goes to a Horse's Birthday Party?

326

Melissa and Austin Help the Kids!

327

Austin is WEIRD!

328

Melissa's Triumphant Return

329

Olivia is the Woman of the Day!

330

WE HAVE A MR. MIAMI UPDATE

331

Vibes are HIGH

332

Can Austin Beat AI?

333

Austin Needs Relationship Advice!

334

Russell Dickerson Returns!

335

March MANness HEATS Up!

336

Kenny Chesney Calls In!

337

Are We All in Trouble?!

338

Our Jokes Went TOO Far!

339

Austin Has Gone CRAZY!

340

He's Just Not That Into You!

341

The List Has Gotten Personal!

342

Lucy Wows Melissa and Austin

343

Does Fighting HELP Relationships?!

344

Austin Goes TOO Far...

345

The BEST Reason to Change Locks!

346

How Could You Lose That?!

347

Worst. Joke. Ever

348

And the Award Goes Too....

349

Melissa CAN'T Stop Embarrassing Her Son!

350

Are Kids Allowed?!

351

The Fight That May Change EVERYTHING

352

Did Kyle Get Injured?

353

Brought To You By Jordan Davis

354

The M&A Files Returns!

355

We Know How To Celebrate V-Day!

356

Galentine's Surprise!

357

Does Austin Pass the Melissa Quiz?!

358

House Call Hook Ups?!

359

Our Superb Owl Hangover

360

Austin's Boogers Are BAD!

361

The Year of Dylan Marlowe!

362

Shades Davis Superb Owl Bet!

363

Can You Win an Ex Back?!

364

Austin is Living a LIE!

365

The ULTIMATE Halftime Show!

366

Your Kid Asked WHAT?!

367

Superb Owl Snack Quiz!

368

Poo or No Poo

369

How Did Melissa Get Hurt?!

370

Party Crashers

371

Girl Scout Cookie Master!

372

We Make Justin Moore Cry

373

Melissa Just Can't Quit!

374

AI vs. AUSTIN: Better Writer

375

Mel LOVES Separation

376

Julie Giese Starts Our NASCAR Engines!

377

Last Name, Still Same!

378

MOM v. DAD: What's Cookin?!

379

M&A FILES: Who is DATING?!

380

You Changed Your Name to WHAT?!

381

Melissa's Son is a THIEF

382

Is Austin Going Gray?!

383

Melissa LOVES Jelly!

384

Weird Nicknames...

385

LOCASH Gets WEIRD

386

Mel Seems to Find Trouble

387

Can Austin Coach the Bears?!

388

Dan + Shay Talks Bigger Houses! (ft. CHARLES BARKLEY!)

389

8th Grade Grads Rage War!

390

Melissa's Superpower Revealed!

391

January is on the List!

392

Baby, When The Lights Go Out...

393

Words We HATE!

394

Melissa Tests Her Driving!

395

Law Breakers

396

Insult or Compliment

397

We Listen and We Don't Judge

398

Dan + Shay Have Christmas Spirit!

399

OUR 9TH DAY OF CHRISTMAS!

400

Christmas Carol Challenge!

401

George Birge Gets the M&A Bump

402

Christmas Card Debate

403

Our Disney Adult Returns!

404

9 Days of XMAS Begins!

405

Butts are HURT!

406

Austin's Fart Went Too Far....

407

Does Melissa Need to Change?!

408

Austin is in TROUBLE!

409

Weirdest but Safest Thanksgiving

410

Matt Thomas is Taking Us WHERE?!

411

Drinks-giving is Our Thing

412

Christmas on the Ranch IN STUDIO!

413

Some Thanksgiving are WILD!

414

We Go Behind the Scenes of Moana 2!

415

Singing in Theaters Debate!

416

Austin is WRONG!

417

Thomas Rhett is in LOVE!

418

CMA Awards Week Part 2

419

CMA Awards Week Part 1

420

House Divided!

421

Joe Gatto Cracks Us Up!

422

Dog Walker DRAMA

423

Melissa is in a FIGHT!

424

Is Melissa CRAZY?!

425

Austin Smells Like a LIAR!

426

Kane Brown Has One BIG Regret

427

Creepy or Kind

428

Best Town Announced!

429

The Ex is BACK!

430

George Birge Hangs Out In Studio!

431

Halloween Party

432

Red Flags!

433

Science Explains Fighting!

434

Joe Nichols is BACK!

435

Blindsided

436

FRI-YAY!

437

Justin Moore Isn't Invited Anywhere!

438

AI vs. Austin: Better Kisser

439

Brad Tursi Talks Cars!

440

Riley Green Lives Our Dream!

441

How To Help After the Hurricanes

442

Melissa Ex Pops Up!

443

Matthew Ramsey Plays One's Gotta Go!

444

Bailey Zimmerman Shocks Us

445

AI vs. Austin: SIGNS!

446

Jon Brings the Pardi!

447

Matthew Ramsey Talks Smokeout!

448

Are We Good Parents?

449

Teacher of the Year Joins the Show!

450

We Debate Taylor Swift

451

Happy Birthday, Melissa!

452

Carey Pinkowski Preps Us for the Marathon!

453

Carey Pinkowski Joins the Show!

454

Happy Birthday Melissa!

455

Can We Breathe out our Butts?

456

Bleacher Jeff Needs Help!

457

AI vs. Austin: Dad Jokes

458

Nate Smith Cracks Us Up!

459

Drunk or Child?

460

A Travis Kelce-Free Zone!

461

AI vs. Austin: Pick Up Lines

462

Lily Rose-mont!

463

Families are KILLING Us...

464

An Injury RUINED Austin's Weekend...

465

Melissa Confessed to What?!

466

The Most Loved (and Loathed) Person in Chicago

467

AI vs. Austin!

468

Hulk Hogan Body Slams One's Gotta Go

469

Comedian Kyle Ayers Cracks Us Up!

470

Real or Fake!

471

Hulk Hogan Wants To Have a Beer with Us!

472

Caught Going Bowling...

473

Walkers Have Made The List!

474

Pat Tomasulo Makes Us Laugh Our Faces Off

475

Matthew Ramsey Brings No Bad Vibes!

476

Getting Spooky on Friday the 13th!

477

Here's How NOT To Win Over Melissa...

478

Life Coach Kim Larson Helps Us Bear Down!

479

Melissa & Austin Scare Matthew Ramsey

480

DEBATE: Dogs vs. Kids

481

Our Thoughts on Celeb Drama!

482

Wild Wedding Speeches!

483

Weird Names!

484

Chris Young Plays One's Gotta Go!

485

Melissa Knows Mascots!

486

Celebrating the Real Labor Day!

487

Lainey Wilson Makes a Bold Promise!

488

Can Melissa & Austin S-P-E-L-L

489

Chris Young is Ready for Rise Up McHenry!

490

Austin's Mom is Mad at Him!

491

Melissa Learns Something New!

492

Science Proves Austin is WHAT?!

493

Joey Chestnut is Ready for Melissa & Austin

494

Melissa Sends Porter to School!

495

We Got Jason in Trouble

496

Drew Baldridge Makes Us Cry!

497

Are Girls Easier Than Boys?

498

Melissa Thinks Kyle is CRAZY!

499

Are Melissa & Austin Geniuses?!

500

Potty Training Gone WRONG!

501

Melissa & Austin Debate Rudeness!

502

Dominique Moceanu is Real!

503

Melissa Motivates Kyles

504

Melissa's Awkward Text Exchange

505

Our Thoughts on the Carly Pearce Heckler!

506

Carly Pearce Addresses Her Viral Heckler

507

Dasha is Ready to Rock Chicago!

508

Austin Returns!

509

Melissa, May I Kiss You?

510

Chicago Native is Going For Gold!

511

Kayla Forschler Previews a Major Event!

512

Do Old People Get A Pass on Gas?

513

Does Melissa Know Women?

514

Did Hardy Write It?!

515

Who Would Steal From a Cop?!

516

Zoey Answers Some Dumb Guy Questions!

517

Great at 8: Rob's Proposal!

518

Austin's Backwards Review is BACK!

519

We Love Josh Turner's Voice!

520

Twisters' Brandon Perea Calls In!

521

Work Crush Gone WRONG!

522

What's Going on at Brookfield Zoo?

523

Must Love Dogs!

524

Hannah Dasher Calls Us Hot!

525

What Did You Lose in the Divorce?

526

Can Ashley Cooke Lower Our Gas Prices?

527

Nate Smith Breaks Down Chicago!

528

Cody Johnson Learns New Swear Words!

529

Carrie Underwood Ranks Chicago Things!

530

Ian Munsick Joins Us at Windy City Smokeout!

531

Cody Johnson is Ready For WCS!

532

Mike Zoller Gives Us Smokeout Tips!

533

Thomas Rhett or Austin!

534

Aaron Weber Cracks Us Up!

535

Thomas Rhett Gets Us Ready for Smokeout!

536

The Ultimate (illegal?) Life Hack!

537

Nate Smith Joins Melissa & Austin

538

What Happened After Pregnancy?!

539

Parker McCollum Plans His Next Tour!

540

Suprise!

541

Did We Just Become Best Friends with Ernest?!

542

MTV Legend Brian McFayden Calls in!

543

Is Melissa Weird for This?!

544

Fridays with Corey Kent & Meatballs!

545

Corey Kent Joins Melissa & Austin!

546

MEATBALL WATCH 2024 HEATS UP

547

Jordan Davis is Ready for the White Sox!

548

Who Should Pop the Question?!

549

Kevin Costner Joins the Show!

550

Mr. Miami Returns!

551

The Shows Loses a Key Member...

552

Priscilla Block Joins Melissa & Austin!

553

How Did You Shoot Your Shot?