All episodes

6/6 - D-Day, Friendship, and the Speed of Sharks

5/31 - Blind Celebrities, Ace of Base, and Gun Control

5/23 - Reservations, Turtles, and Podcast World War I

5/16 - Ecdysis, Gay Frogs, and Neil DeGrasse Tyson

5/9 - Queso, Chairs, and Kelly Clarkson

5/2 - Song Draft, Bhad Bhabie, and Gaslighting Your Kids

4/25 - Monks, Mike Tyson, and the Gen Z Lord’s Prayer

4/19 - Costa Rica, Rebecca Black, and The Big Humble Mascot

4/11 - Salt Lake City, Satanism, and Uncle Millard

4/4 - Black Magic, Gravity, and Noise Pollution w/ Matt Lockwood and Morgan Mizell

3/28 - The Slap, The Oscars, and Hitting Your Kids

3/21 - Tickling, Menace Mode, and CoCo the Clown

3/14 - Pi, Daylight Savings, and the Stock Market

3/8 - Batman, Women, and Austin, TX

2/21 - Basements, Toes, and Big Mouth Billy Bass

2/14 - Valentine’s Day, the Superbowl, and Big Dog T-shirts

2/7 - Episode 100! (or 101)

1/31 - White History Month, Jared from Subway, and Boycotting Joe Rogan

1/24 - Celebrity Presidents, Sexy Candy, and the Height of the Dutch

1/17 - Sperm Wars, Maury, and Martin Luther King

1/10 - Agnosticism, Asphyxiation, and Air Fryers

1/3 - Billionaires, Depression, and Cultural Apropriation

12/27 - Love, Friendship, and the disrespect of Linkin Park

12/20 - Night People, The Suburbs, and Public Execution

12/6 - Waffle House Heaven

11/29 - Wehab and the Woes of Hoedom

11/22 - Happy Thanksgiving! (The earth might be flat)

11/15 - Weddings and Golden Showers

11/9 - Indiana and Travis‘ Portal to Hell

11/1 - Judas and the plight of twins

10/26 - Body Positivity and the Effects of Progress

10/11 - WORLD PREMIERE of Matt‘s rap song, Morgan is old, and we found Brian Laundrie

10/4 - Matt‘s Birthday recap, quit your job!, and M. Night Shyamalan

9/27 - Corhesive, First Degree Murder, and what to call our listeners

9/20 - Back from Vegas, our Life is Beautiful experience, and mental illness

9/13 - Grand Rapids Soccer Girls, Festival Plans, and not defending R. Kelly

9/6 - Ehsan‘s Birthday, our viral Tik Tok video, and which animal we would like to have a kid with

8/30 - Donda, Jake Paul is our hero, and Morgan is joining a cult

8/24 - Good White People, Matt Gets Pissed, And Australia

8/16 - Partying, The Titanic, and Afghanistan

8/9 - Nagasaki, Morgan learns responsibility, and the New American Olympics

8/2 - Matt has COVID, Latinas, and AOL Chat Rooms

7/19 - Space Jam, Benedict Arnold, and Titans

7/12 - Dorkiness, Olivia Rodrigo, and Lemon Meringue Pie

7/5 - 4th of July, Magicians, and Crime Shows

6/28 - Aliens, The Moon, and Science Sucks

6/22 - Ehsan is back, ketamine, and 9/11 stories

6/14 - Flag Day, where to dump our ashes, and saying goodbye to Tik Tok

6/7 - Xavier, Kid Cudi, and Morgan is Confrontational

6/1 - Walt Whitman, Big News, and Women's Tennis

5/24 - Morgan's out of the Hospital, Hitler is Chemo, and Olivia Rodrigo

5/19 - Live from the Hospital!!!

5/3 - Youth Group, Bottled Emotions, and Sandwich Chains

4/26 - The Oscars, Who's the best crackhead, and Infinite Jest

4/19 - Morgan's New York Trip, Spanish Conquests, and Celebrate Your Race Day

4/12 - Live Poetry, The Size of Birds, and How Long Can We Hold Our Breath

4/5 - Ehsan is here, Emotional Trust-falls, and Vanilla Bean

3/31 - Morgan's Birthday, Lil Nas X, and which Emoji we would marry

03/22 - Gay Twins, Midwest Women, and Hot Colleges

3/15 - The Ides of March, Betrayals, and Dua Lipa Girls

3/9 - International Women's Day, Stimulus Money, and an Argument That Makes No Sense

3/1 -Happy Women's Month, we're recovering, and Matt has some wisdom

2/22 -New York City sucks, Avengers background characters, and our last day of Black History Month

2/15 - Top 5 Hottest Presidents, Valentine's Day in Heaven, & Flying

2/8 - Plans for the Race War, Coming To America, and Morgan's Superbowl Song

2/1 - Black History Month, Mandela Effect, and Nachos

1/25 - Monica Lewinsky, Our Moms, and The Weather

1/18 - Martin Luther King Jr, Capitol Riots, and Tax Money

12/21 - Winter Solstice, $600, Musicals

12/14 - Coolest Musicians, Ryan Gosling Movies, and We Pray

12/07 - Aaron Carter, A Recipe For Seduction, Nuclear Weapons

11/30 -Kwanzaa, Jake Paul, and Josh is still dead :(

Thanksgiving!!

11/16 - No Josh (RIP), Dream Cars, and Pizza Wars

11/09 - Election, Evolution, Vaccine

11/02 - Election Day! We call Ehsan and get inspirational.

10/26 - Uber, Halloween MFK and NewlyWed Game

10/19 - Racism, Vaccines and Fat Heroes

10/12 - Lakers WIN! Matt's horny and Morgan gets deep

10/05 - Matt's 30 now and we call an Old Friend

9/28 - J'ing Off, Suicide and The Boys Rank BBQ

9/21 - NFL Blews, Matt starts a Church and Monarey ranks the Boys

9/14 - Matt is a hipster, we call Ehsan and Josh sucks a B-Ball

9/07 - Labor Day, Soul Food, and Matt tells an embarrassing story

8/30 - The Boys are back in Cali, NBA Protest and we play MFK

8/03 - Sports are back and the boys get a surprise

7/20 - Matt vs Morgan Fight, White Rappers and dicks.

7/13 - Matt is a Hero and Morgan is King of Bad Takes

7/07 - Imagine Dragons, Burritos and the Boys Switch Races

6/29 - The Boys are back and we talk about what matters!

4/06 - Morgan's Dad, Sexy Words and A New Slur

3/30 - Morgan's B-Day Special, NFL Dicks and Time Travel

3/24 - Morgan struggles with his sexuality, Tiger King and more Covid-19

3/16 - Covid-19 special, Corina joins us and Morgan is scared

3/09 - Int Women's Day, Morgan's all boy school, and cartoons

3/02 - Women's Month, Morgan lies, and Super Tuesday

2/24 - Matt's 1st tattoo, Love is Blind and Marblelympics

President's day, Morgan is racist and XFL loses its magic.

2/10 - Oscars, XFL begins, and Matt loves the Lion King.

2/03 - Superbowl, Josh is back, and we talk DM-XFL!