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The Big Shops — 99 episodes
HP 39 - Carry On Summer
HP 38 - Expect A Spicy Episode
HP 37 - Charisma and Charm Coming Out The Wazoo
HP 36 - Not Paperwork and Rubbish
HP 35 - Half Return To The Boleyn Ground
HP 34 - A Large Windowless Vibrating Room
HP 33 - Oooh, That's Not Good!
HP 32 - Bleeding Edge Podcasting
HP 31 - You Do Not Have Enough Listeners to Monetize This Podcast
Half Pee Chat Christmas Annual 2025
HP 30 - I Don't Love You In Any Meaningful Way
HP 29 - Firmly In Camp Derek
HP 28 - The Absolute Daddy Of This Street
HP 27 - Good For Him Or His Brother
HP 26 - Worsnips Warship
HP25 - Dear Duck
HP24 - This Week We Look At Shostakovich
HP 23 - Just The Tip, Dick
HP22 - Full on Eighties Nonce
HP 21 - Mum's Hyper Flares
HP 20A - They Had to Wear Wellingtons, so it was Hard Sci-Fi
HP 20 - A Little Orange Ball with Teeth
HP 19 - Wine Bar Whingers
Half Pee Chat Christmas Special - Part 2
Half Pee Chat Christmas Special - Part 1
HP 18 part 2 - She was a Little Scrumptious
HP 18 part 1 - Entrenched Malaise/Ricky Gervais
HP 17 - Big Steve Who Worked on the Bins
HP 16 - There's a Bodie Joke If Ever There was One
HP 15 - A Little Bit of Wint and Kidd Action
HP 14 - He Was A Bicycle Parts Enabler
HP 13 - You've Got To Stop Preying On My Gullibility
HP 12 - OK, Jeff
HP 11 - Man On Bus Fell Off
HP 10 - Sometimes In Life You Want A Bit Of Wrong
HP 9 - The Big, Fat Man/Woman
HP 8 - You Could Have been Jamiroquai
HP 7 - They Batter Each Other
HP 6 and a half - Miss Cheesecake Of 1949
HP 6 - Acting Like a Dustbin Lib
HP 5 - A Classic Waste of Time
HP 4 - Regan Beds Her, She Wears A Nazi Helmet
HP 3 - The Absolute Daddies of Teatime TV
HP 2 - Does Everybody Love Being Naked?
HP 1 - We Are Starting Dark
U to Z are for... The Ockendon Pub Game
T is for... Not A Rat Or A Stoat But A Coat
S is for... I Have Vague Memories of Corridors
Q and R are for...Touching People All Around The World
P is for... SPLINK
O is for... It's Not All Going to be Gold
N is for... Lets Talk About Perpendicular Parishes
M is for... Those Who Know Their Numbers and Letters
L is for... Full-on White Van Man
K is for... I Go Here...Here...Here...Goal!
J is for... Bottle Inventory
I is for... Jack Caramac
H is for... The Mad Half Hour
G is for... Lets Move on From That Trauma
F is for... BA Barabbas
E is for... That's Why I Bought Sta-Prest Trousers
D is for... The Tell Tale Twat
C is for... Boffin Like Billy
C is for... Parrot Face
B is for...Dyb Dyb Dead
A is for...Red Flo
The Little Shops Special
Very Much A Whimper
More Drinkers and Pussyfooters
A Disturbing Way with a Choc Ice
The Universal Sign for Wha-hey
The Cocaine of Snack Food
Christmas Special
Parks and Recreation Special (part 2)
Parks and Recreation Special (part 1)
One Debacle After Another
The Dark Side Starts Here
Ep 12 Teaser
Definitely Laminated
Ep 11 Teaser
The Roland Rat Stage
Ep 10 Teaser
An Element Of The Silly Tea
Ep 9 Teaser
A Magnificent Edifice of Plastic
Ep 8 Teaser
The Pain of Yacht Rock
No One Wants To Be Ringo
Ep 6 Teaser
The Knobbler
Ep 5 Teaser
The Kop Kop Kid
Ep 4 Teaser
Crisps are Eternal
Ep 3 Teaser
The Fish Illuminati
Ep 2 Teaser
This is the thing
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