All Episodes
The Canterbury Fails — 70 episodes
Hereward the Wake: Neofascist Guerrilla Resistance Lackey
Pride of Life: Life will Never Die! and a Layered Toasty Citrus Special
Rising of 1381: A 'Florlegium' of 'Rebellious' 'Literature' and a Spiced Apple Brandy 'Cocktail'
Peterborough Chronicle: So Much Pain and Woe--and that's just the drink
Richard the Redeless: Terrible Poem Terrible Drink
Old English Daniel: Minds Destroyed - Belshazzar's and Matt and David's
The Knight's Tale and a Tropical Planet: Canonical and Imperial Despite or Because its Art
The Old English Verse Genesis: Shiny Satan and Apple Brandy Power
The Trotula: Medical Cures for Women and a Murky Bilge Flower Drink
Cynewulf's Elene: Troubling True Cross and a Licorice-Lemon Quaff
Special Episode: Siân Echard and Alexandra Gillespie on Thomas Gascoigne's Precepts
Gower's Virginius and Chaucer's Physician's Tale: The Commons and the Creeps
Beowulf: Imperial Epic / Insurgent Poetry
5ails 5ive: the Antifascist Middle Ages
Kalamazoo Fails 3
Thre Prestis of Peblis: Threefold Bait and Switch with a Mid Whisky Sour
Proverb from Winfrid's Time: A Macronic Prosimetric Shorty with a Burly and Surly Complexity of a Drink
Money, Money, Money: A Dour maybe-anti-Money poem and a gross drink you might have had stealing liquor from your parents
Ælfric's Mid-Lent Sunday: Stirring Metaphors and a Stirred Drink
Insta-Fails: Four Middle English Lyrics and Four Breweries
The Rime of King William: Chonky Anglais Fizz and Angry Rhyming Couplets
The Fraternity of Drinkers: Initiation Rites with Quarts of English Ale
Ælfric's Homily on the Nativity: Invisible Wolf and Thicc-Dranks
On the Corruptions of the Times: Bad Poetry, Matt Weeps, and a Pencil Shaving Cocktail
A Voice Crying Out and a Fortified City: Old English Prose Psalm 30
The Juggler and the Baron's Daughter: Dicey Magic Seduction and a Citrusy Gin Bomb
Old English Saint Pantaleon: Dumb Ways to Die
How the Plague Was Ceased at Rome: Shoddy Sticky Bun and Fungal Bourbon
Kalamazoo Fails II
Capture of the Five Boroughs: Political Lackeyism (or how to kiss Edmund's heroic ass)
Feast of Tottenham: Impossible Food in a Bad Parody
Wulfstan On Isaiah's Visions: David and Matt Wander East Van Breweries
Bird with Four Feathers: Flimsy Penitential Allegory and Repugnant HubbaBubba Juice
Old English Hexameron: Creation and Libation!
Jack and his Stepdame: Explosive Farts and Compulsive Dancing
Special Episode: The Pastons
Peri Didaxeon: How to make yourself blind
Special Episode: Beetles, Buttholes and Bowel Movements
Complaint Against Fortune: Meh
Bede's Death Song: Library Superhero
The Colkelbie Sow: Utter Insanity
Passion of Saint Maurice: Old English Carnage
Tale of the Five Beasts: Scots Goodness
Enigmatic Cryptography Incest Riddle
A Very Special Episode Live from the International Congress on Medieval Studies
A Delightful Rustic Burlesque Tournament
An Old English Poem about Bones Cooked by Cooks in a Cooking Pan
A Description of Man's Members (really!)
The Old English Chrodegang
Very Special Episode: Council of Trees and the Knight's Tale
Rats Away! A Middle English Charm
Excommunication! Curses! Woe!
The Book of Quint Essence
Lorica of Laidcenn
WPHP Monthly Mercury x Canterbury Fails: MONKS !!!
Voice Crying in the Wilderness
The Babee's Boke
SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT plus two micro-fails and hotdogwater beer
A wayle whyt as whalles bone
Whitsunday (Tongues of Fire and a Dove)
A Treatyse of Fysshynge with an Angle
Adrian and Ritheus
Adam Davy's Dreams
Old English Boethius Meter 30
A Talk of Ten Wives on their Husbands' Ware
Old English Life of Saint Machutus
Quatrefoil of Love
Kentish Hymn
Wright's Chaste Wife
Pharaoh