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353: Don't Be Evil Unless the Government Asks Nicely

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352: Google Next: Rebrandapalooza

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351: IAM the One Spending All Your AI Money

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350: It looks like you're trying to send an email from 250,000 miles away! Would you like help with that?

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349: Gmail Finally Lets You Ditch xXDragonSlayer2004Xx

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348: Compliance Theater Now Available as a Subscriptions

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347: The CloudPod is Only Recording this Week “Because of AI”

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346: Zuckerberg Finally Finds His People, They Are All AI Agents

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345: Damn It… my excuse is now gone for Disaster Recovery

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344: Amazon’s Coding Bot Bites the Hand That Runs It

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343: AWS CloudWatch Finally Hits Snooze

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342: Eight Minutes to Midnight: When AI Helps Hackers Speed Run Your AWS Account

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341: AWS Layoffs: Scaling Down Instead of Scaling Out

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340: Azure releases a new SQL AI Assistant… Jimmy Droptables

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339: Just-in-Time Secrets: Because Your AI Agent Can't Keep Its Mouth Shut

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338: T5Gemma Says "AI’ll be Back”

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337: AWS Discovers Prices Can Go Both Ways, Raises GPU Costs 15 Percent

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336: We Were Right (Mostly), 2026: The New Prophecies

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335: EKS Network Policies: Now With More Layers Than Your Security Team's Org Chart

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334: AWS Makes Kubernetes Conversational

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333: The Cloud Pod Goes Nano Banana

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332: 2025 Re:Invent Predictions Draft – May The Odds Be Ever In Your Favor

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331: Claude Gets a $30 Billion Azure Wardrobe and Two New Best Friends

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330: AWS Proves the Internet Really Is a Series of Tubes Under the Ocean

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329: Azure Front Door: Please Use the Side Entrance

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328: Shhh… It’s a Secret Region!

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327: AWS Finally Admits Kubernetes is Hard, Makes Robots Do It Instead

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326: Oracle Discovers the Dark Side (And Finally Has Cookies)

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325: Db2 or Not Db2: That Is the Backup Question

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323: Databricks One: Because Seven Eight Nine

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324: Clippy’s Revenge: The AI Assistant That Actually Works - Sort Of

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322: Did OpenAI and Microsoft Break Up? It’s Complicated…

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321: The Cloud Pod is in Tears Trying to Understand Azure Tiers

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320: Azure gives your Finops person a heart attack

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319: AWS Cost MCP: Your Billing Data Now Speaks Human

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318: One Extension to Rule Them All (And in the VS Code Bind Them)

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317: I Got 99 Problems, But a Hallucination Ain’t One

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316: Microsoft’s New AI Agent Has Trust Issues (With Software)

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315: EC2's New Shutdown Shortcut: Because Sometimes You Just Need to Pull the Plug

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314: Vector? I Hardly Know Her! S3's New AI Storage Play

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313: The Gartner Guide to Breaking Things on Purpose

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312: Azure Firewall Finally Learns to Spell (FQDN Edition)

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311: The Crawlers are Running the Asylum

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310: CI You Later, Manual Testing

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309: Microsoft tries to give away cloud services for free, sadly, it's only SQL

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308: SCC: Security Command Center or Super Cool Capabilities?

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307: The AI Assistant That Finally Understands Your Kubernetes Cluster (We are Doomed)

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306: Batch Better Have MySQL: Azure's Maintenance Makeover

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305: AWS Breaks Up with Unpopular Services - "It's Not You, It's Me"

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304: It’s Chile Up Here in The Cloud!

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303: Someday You Will Find Me, Caught Beneath the AI Landslide, in a Champagne Premier Nova in The Sky

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302: It’s So Hot, Even Windows is Hotpatching

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301: The Cloud Pod PartyRocks in the House Tonight

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300: The Next Chapter: How Google’s Next-Level Next Event Nexted All Our Next Expectations – and What’s Next Now That Next Is Past

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299: We Predict Next, for Next Week’s, Next-Level Google Next Event. What’s Next?

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298: BigQuery Gits it With Devops

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297: Save the Date So You Can Get Some Skills – In AI!

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296: Google Forces AI Protection

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295: Skype follows Chime to the Grave

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294: Ding: Chime is Dead

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293: Terraform Apply – Output Pizza

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292: VS Code Friend or Foe… Azure Data Studio Murdered

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291: AWS, GCP and Azure eat KRO

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290: Open AI to Operator: There is a DeepSeek Outside the Door

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289: DORA The Explorer… Of EU Regulations

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288: You Might Be Able to Retrain Notebook LM Hosts to be Less Annoyed, But Not Your Cloud Pod Hosts

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287: The Cloud Pod Rebrands to The Cloud AI So We Can Get A 1B Valuation

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286: I Can Sum Up 2024 – AI AI AI AI and uhh… ML

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285: 6 years of cloud news… and we’re still talking about FPGAs and PowerPC

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284: Amazon Q uses machine learning to get smarter, but Bond’s Q can turn a wristwatch into a laser beam. Your move, AI.

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283: You’ve Got Re:Invent Predictions

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282: Search – ChatGPT vs Google…. Fight!

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281: Happy Birthday, ECS. You’re still so much better than K8 at 10!

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280: Evidently, The Cloud Pod Was Always Right

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279: The Cloud Pod Glows With Excitement Over Google Nuclear Deal

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278: Azure is on a Bender: Bite my Shiny Metal FXv2-series VMs

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277: Class E IPs, so now you can procrastinate IPv6 even longer

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276: New from AWS – Elastic Commute – Flex Your Way to an Empty Office

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275: I SQream, You SQream, We All SQream for AI Ice Cream

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274: The Cloud Pod is Still Not Open Source

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273: Phi-fi-fo-fum, I Smell the Bones of The Cloud Pod Hosts

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272: AI: Now with JSON Schemas!

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271: AWS Deprioritizes 7 Services, Cloud Pod Hosts Prioritize Therapy

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270: The Cloud Pod Puts a Hex-LLM on all these AI Announcements

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269: Crowdstrike: Does Anyone Know the Graviton of this Situation?

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268: Long Time Show Host is CloudPod’s first Casualty to AI (For This Week, at Least)

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266: AWS Billing Finally Comes into FOCUS

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265: Swing and a WIF

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264: AWS Audit Manager: Because even AI needs a Babysitter!

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263: Ticketmaster Gets a Snow Job – MFA Matters Folks!

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262: I Only Aspire Not to Use and Support .NET

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261: Azure Will Continue Until Further Notice… Unfortunately

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260: Amazon Dispatches AWS CEO Adam Selipsky with Prime 2-day delivery

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259: If Only All My Disasters Could Be Managed

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258: To Q or Not to Q – That is the Question (But, Will We Get a Good Answer?)

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257: Who Let the LLamas Out? *Bleat Bleat*

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256: Begun, The Custom Silicon Wars Have

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255: Guess What’s Google Next? AI, AI, and Some More AI!

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254: The Cloud Pod Offers Therapy Sessions to AIs With Trust Issues

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253: Oracle Autonomous Database is the OG Dad Joke

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252: I have an InfluxDB of AI Related Stories

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251: AI Is the Final Nail in the Coffin for Low Code

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250: The Cloud Pod Goes Nuclear Powered

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249: Google Gemini and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Week

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247: ChatGPT Remembers? Oh No!

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246: The CloudPod Will Never Type localllm Correctly

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245: The CloudPod is the SBOM!

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244: CoPilot For the People!

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243: WHOIS The Cloud Pod? We’ll Never Know

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242: DoH: DNS over HTTPS – or One More Way For It To be DNS Fault

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241: A Reflection on 2023: Clouded by the Fog of AI

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240: Secure AI? We Didn’t Train for That!

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239: The Cloud Pod Sees the Irony of Using AI to Assist with Climate Change

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238: AWS Joins the Q Continuum – Reinvent Recap

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237: Clean Your Crystal Balls – The Clod Pod Makes its re:Invent Predictions / Wishlist

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236: We Now Measures the Largest Chips Used to Generate an LLM – or a 21st century #$%& Measuring Contest

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235: The Cloud Pod Explores Looker for Mobile: Ruining One Vacation at a Time

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234: The Cloud Pod Decrees I’m not a Good Cloud – but I’m not a Bad Cloud Either

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233: Replicator Isn’t a Real Product Because it isn’t Spelled with a K

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232: The CloudPod Is Tired of Talking About New Instance Types

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231: The CloudPod Takes the Highway to the Datazone

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230: If I Ever Own a Sailboat, I Will Name it Kafka… and Sail it on a Data Lake

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229: The CloudPod Guide to Gartner’s Magic Quadrant Container Chaos

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228: Microsoft and Oracle Unite Their Legal Departments to Bring You…

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227: The Cloud Pod Peeps at Azure’s Explicit Proxy

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226: Duet, Co-Pilot, and a Code Whisperer Walk into a bar in San Francisco

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225: The Cloud Pod Proclaims: Merry Google Next Eve!

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224: The Cloud Pod Adopts the BS License

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223: Get an AWS Spin on Savings with Cost Optimization Flywheel

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222: Even AWS is Hit by Inflation, and is Passing that on to you – the Customer

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221: The Biggest Innovator in SFTP in 30 Years? Amazon Web Services!

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220: The Cloud Pod Read Llama Llama Red Pajama

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219: The Cloud Pod Proclaims: One Does Not Just Entra into Mordor

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218: The Cloud Pod is a Sucker and Shifts Left

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217: The Cloud Pod Whispers Its Secrets to Azure Open AI

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216: The Cloud Pod is Feeling Elevated Enough to Record the Podcast

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215: The Cloud Pod Breaks Into the Quantum Safe

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214: The Cloud Pod Loves Inspector Gadget

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213: The Cloud Pod Sings a Duet About AI

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212: The Cloud Pod Wades into Microservices vs. Monoliths

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210: The Cloud Pod Deep Inspects Itself

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209: The Cloud Pod Whispers Sweet Nothings To Our Code (**why wont you work**)

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208: Azure AI Lost in Space

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207: AWS Puts Up a New VPC Lattice to Ease the Growth of Your Connectivity

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206: The TCP Podcast Ponders Security Copilot or Vaporware – You Decide!

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205: The Cloud Pod decides to Bard or not to Bard. What’s the question?

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204: Amazon eats Pi with their own version of S3FS

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203: From vaporware to visual apps – AWS App Composer Generally Available

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202: The Bing is dead! Long live the Bing

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201: The CloudPod is assimilated and joins the Azure Collective

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200: Now you can make bad cloud decisions like running EKS on SNOW

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199: All AI Products Agree, Earnings are down

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198: Cloudtrail ingests activity events, CloudPod ingests Pizza

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196: The Cloud Pod plays with all the stuff it found in the cleanroom

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195: The Cloud Pod can’t wait for Azure Ultra Fungible Storage (Premium)!

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194: The Cloud Pods New Years Resolution: Change everything!

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193: The cloud pod was less productive in 2022

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192: The Empire strikes back and picks all the clouds for DOD Contract

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191: The Cloud Pod Reinvents the Recap Show

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190: Finally a Crowdsourced re:Invent Prediction Show

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189: The CloudPod Celebrates AWS Becoming a New Time Lord

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188: The CloudPod thinks the AWS Switzerland region is a big plus

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187: Google Blockchain Engine – A Day Late and a Bitcoin Short

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186: Google Cloud Next, More Like Google Cloud Passed

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185: The Cloud Pod is flush with cache!

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184: The CloudPod Explicitly trusts itself

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183: The Cloud Pod competes for the Google Cloud Fly Cup

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182: There Is a Wild Mandoogle Loose In the Theater

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181: You get a Tanzu, I get a Tanzu, EVERYONE GETS A TANZU

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180: Azure Data Explorer Says ‘All Your S3 Data are Belong to Us’

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179: Google Cloud Can’t Be DDoS’d

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178: What’s in the Microsoft Dev Box?

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177: The Cloud Pod Hopes That Amazon Knows the Three Laws of iRobots

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176: The Cloud Pod Earnings Continue To Be Steady

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175: AWS re:Inforces Their Dislike for OrcaSec

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174: The Cloud Pod Goes the Distance With Rocky Linux

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173: Oracle Begins Its Invasion of Sovereign Nations

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172: The Cloud Pod Masquerades With GKE Autopilot

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171: AWS Snowcones in Space

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170: The Cloud Pod Is Also Intentionally Paranoid

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169: The CloudPod bounces back with Elastic Disaster Recovery

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168: The Cloud Pod Celebrates GCP Madrid Region With Sangria

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167: The Cloud Pod Gets Sucked In by the Graviton3

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166: The Cloud Pod Eagerly Awaits the Microsoft Pay Increase

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165: The Cloud Pod Angry That Amazon Describes Step Functions as Low Code

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164: The Cloud Pod SWIFT-ly Moves Its Money to Google Cloud

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163: The Cloud Pod Pushes the Azure Red Button

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161: The Cloud Pod Observes Its Databases With Google Cloud SQL Insights

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160: The Cloud Pod Goes Fishing on Google BigLake

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158: The Cloud Pod Discloses All of Its Okta Breaches

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157: The Cloud Pod Goes on a Quest…. An AWS Cloud Quest

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156: The Cloud Pod Takes Back Everything It Said About Windows vs Linux Security

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154: The Cloud Pod Is QUIC and Rusty This Week

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153: The Cloud Pod Gets the (CloudFormation) Stage Hook

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152: Is GCP Rebranding No-Code as ‘Visual Interface’?

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150: The Cloud Pod Exfiltrates Jonathan’s Credentials

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149: The Cloud Pod BreaksFormation

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148: The Cloud Pod Siemplify’s Our First Recording of 2022

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147: Goodbye 2021, A log4j kinda year

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146: The Google CyberCAT is Out of the Bag

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145: The Cloud Pod Evidently Wants to Talk about re:Invent

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144: Oh the Places You’ll Go at re:Invent 2021

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143: It’s Chaos in the Cloud Pod Studio

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142: The Cloud Pod spends the Weekend at the Google Data Lakehouse

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141: The Cloud Pod Wears Gaudi Outfits for Amazon’s New Deep Learning Accelerator

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140: The Cloud Pod Buys all its Synapse in Advance

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139: Back to the Future With Google Distributed Cloud

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138: Cloud Pod productivity is way up thanks to the Facebook outage

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137: Now Serving Clients in the Shire

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136: Take us to your Google Cloud Digital Leader

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135: The Cloud Pod Goes to Google Cloud Toronto, Eh?

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134: The Cloud Pod has NetApp ONTAP

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133: Google Cloud Serverless Functions now with Servers

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132: The Cloud Pod takes a trip down MemoryDB lane

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131: The Cloud Pod relaxes and has an AWS data brew

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130: The Cloud Pod has how many unattended Google projects?

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129: The Cloud Pod ditches our m1.small instances

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128: Azure puts its gold in CloudKnox

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127: The Cloud Pod drowns in the HealthLake

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126: The Cloud Pod Gives Amazon Money in Advance

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125: JEDI is Dead, and the Cloud Pod Launches Bottlerockets in Celebration

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124: The Cloud Pod now with millions of bugs

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123: The Cloud Pod does Step in the Studio

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122: Welcome to Crash Consistency Week

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121: Blue Origin finds new “dummy” to go to space

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120: The Cloud Pod crosses the data streams

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119: Oracle announces something amazing, The Cloud Pod worldview shook

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118: The Cloud Pod talks LaMDA, which one?

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117: Justin is out, Peter’s distracted by his parents, Jonathan is just British and Ryan is probably tipsy…. But we had one job and we’re recording!

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116: The Cloud Pod is positively charged for AWS Proton

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114: The Cloud Pod looks forward to rewriting Terraform code… again

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113: The Cloud Pod goes mobile

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112: The Cloud Pod bots are in control

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111: The Cloud Pod now available at 9600 bps, 8 bits and 1 stop bit

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110: They didn’t even call The Cloud Pod about the AWS CEO role

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109: The Cloud Pod Hopes all Fault Injections are Simulated

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108: The Cloud Pod moves forward without JEDI

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107: The Cloud Meshes with Microsoft

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Episode 106: The Cloud Pod disagrees with Gartner on Low-Code

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Episode 105: The Cloud Pod’s heart is a Flutter with Space Edge

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Episode 104: The Cloud Pod gets Introspection Capabilities

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Episode 103: Bezos retires over Slack outage — Episode 103

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Episode 102: The Cloud Pod is NOT OK

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Episode 101: AWS plays the Parler games

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Episode 100: The Cloud Pod tail -f’s the news

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Episode 99: 2020 overstays its welcome

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Episode 98: AWS tries the JEDI mind trick again

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Episode 97: S3 Buckets land the key to success

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Episode 96 – re:Invent is here with presents for everyone!

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Episode 95 – THE BEST IS YET TO COME!!!

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Episode 94: The Cloud Pod No Code Required

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Episode 93: Docker Hub rate limits The Cloud Pod

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Episode 92: The Cloud Pod is first in, first out

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Episode 91: The Cloud Pod Hashi’s it out

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Episode 90: The Cloud Pod gets a NanoDegree on podcasting

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Episode 89: Azure gives The Cloud Pod an advisor score of 100

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Episode 88: The Chronicles of The Cloud Pod

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Episode 87 – The Cloud Pod gets the AWS Perspective

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Episode 86 – Google Cloud Next Digital Finally Ends

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Episode 85 – The Cloud Pod Plays Buzzword Bingo on Machine Learning

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Episode 84: We knew Ian was a hero before AWS

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Episode 83: The Cloud Pod takes a Quantum Leap

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Episode 82: Azure says “How About them Apples, Open Usage Commons”

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Ep 81 – Azure & GCP … Are you ok?

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Episode 80: The Cloud Pod now with more Seoul

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Episode 79 – The Cloud Pod Confidential

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Ep 78 – Honey, I built an App

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Episode 77b: Google Next Prediction Show

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Episode 77 – The Cloud Pod Enjoys a Snowcone

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Episode 76: IBM Blames Cloud Pod for Outages

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Episode 75: The Cloud Pod Deletes Everything (But Keeps Copies)

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Episode 74: The Cloud Pod Gets Their Groove Back

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Episode 73: The Cloud Pod Celebrates BigQuery’s 10th Birthday

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Episode 72: 13 Reasons Why This Episode is Better Than the Last One

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Ep 71: Now Open AWS WFH Region

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EP 70: The Cloud Pod is now fully ‘Synthetic’

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69 – The Cloud Pod asks: Can you hear us now?

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68 – The Cloud Pod is as free as Github for Teams

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67 – BigQuery Simulates The CloudPod March Madness

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The Cloud Pod ‘rebrands’ itself as Pod – EP66

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The CloudPod opens the Azure front door – EP65

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The Cloud Pod on Lockdown – EP 64

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63: The Cloud Pod Stays Home to Enjoy the Fireworks

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The Cloud Pod Automatically Redacted

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RSA: The Silence of the Clouds – Episode 61

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This Episode is EPYC!

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The Cloud Pod goes to Mars – Episode 59

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The Cloud Pod Faster on Azure… No Wait AWS – Episode 58

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The Cloud Pod has a Secret – Episode 57

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The Cloud Pod: A Masterclass in Cloud Architecture – Episode 56

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The Cloud Pod Bug Affects Millions! – Episode 55

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GCP puts the Cloud Pod on Ice – Episode 54

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2019: We hardly knew thee – Episode 53

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Google to kill Cloud Pod if not #1 by 2023 – Episode 52

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Re:Invent 2019 – We *really* should have gone back to the room – Episode 51

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The Smart Choice would have been to go back to the room – Ep 50

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Twas the night before Re:Invent – Ep 49

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Import Existing Resources into The Cloud Pod – Ep 48

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The Cloud Pod gets a Savings Plan – Episode 47

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Google recognizes The Cloud Pod hosts as celebrities – E46

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The Cloud Pod wins second place for the Jedi contract – Ep 45

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CloudWatch detects The Cloud Pod as an Anomaly – Ep 44

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The Right to Bare ARM Chips – Ep 43

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You had one Job while I was away – Ep 42

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The Cloud Pod now with Dynamic Parallelism – Ep 41

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Autonomous Cloud Pod – Ep 40

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The Cloud Pod Goes Quantum – Ep 39

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US East 1’s on Fire,  The Cloud Pod says let the !#*&@ burn – Ep 38

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Google will shutdown The Cloud Pod in 2027 – Ep. 37

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Amazon triggers a cloud pod panic – Ep 36

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The Cloud Pod to appear at Intersect.aws – Ep 35

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Parti(QL) with The Cloud Pod – Ep 34

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Announcing the new cloud pod CTL for Kubernetes – Ep 33

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The Cloud Pod placed outside the cloud magic quadrant – Ep 32

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The Cloud Pod Development Kit Now in GA – Ep 31

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Episode 30: The Cloud Pod remains Cloud-full

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Episode 29: The Cloud Pod Re:Inforces Security

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Episode 28: The Cloud Pod Metal Edition

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Episode 27: Microsoft and Oracle interconnect with The Cloud Pod

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Episode 26: The Cloud Pod Goes Event Driven

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Episode 25: Optimize your Journey with The Cloud Pod Center of Excellence

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Episode 24: Happy 5th Birthday to Kubernetes from The Cloud Pod

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Episode 23: Unlock the podcast with your Android device

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Episode 22: The Cloud Pod Increases listener limit to 1 million

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Episode 21: The Cloud Pod exceeds quarterly listener expectations

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Episode 20: The Cloud Pod spends 30 dollars a month on AWS

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Episode 19: Announcing the new Cloud Pod Premium Tier

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Episode 18: It’s a Google Next, Next Level Recap

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Episode 17: The Cloud Pod now 100% open source

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Episode 16: This week in the cloud blob

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Episode 15: The Cloud Pod eats 31.4 trillion pieces of PI

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Episode 14: Elizabeth Warren votes to break up the cloud pod

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Episode 13 – The Cloud Pod goes all in on AWS, Azure and GCP

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Episode 12: Spotinst has yet to announce partnership with the cloud pod

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Episode 11 – Screaming in the last week of the cloud pod

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Episode 10: The podcast no longer requires credit cards

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Episode 9: Redhat Drops support for the cloud pod

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Episode 8 – Now with Insane Magic

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Episode 7 – The Cloud Pod now 99.9% available

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Episode 6 – The Cloud Pod Now Supports Resource Tagging

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Episode 5 – The Cloud Pod now 50% cheaper

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Episode 4 – The podcast is now available in multiple regions

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Episode 3 – 2018 Recap

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Episode 2 – Larry says no normal person would listen to this podcast

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