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The Colonel Radioshow — 185 episodes
Gaslighters
Bring Back Mercia
Hollow Full Of Head / A Head Full Of Hollow
I Am Cuthbert!
Cup Of Tea Mum / Touching The Periphery
These Fings Take Time
I'm Glad Im Not You day
First of the Gang to Die
Diggin in the dirt for spuds - East Meets West Again
Burn Your Credit card For Fuel
The Genius of the Crowd
Wongaland
Elevenses, Wet Wallies and Lobbyists
The Loon Goon-Paddy Power, Let Them Eat Smash!
Used Prophylactics in The Punch Bowl
Rasta don't work for no CIA
Slip Em a Fiver And Ask Em To Do a Favour
Who Shot the Red Baron?
Whistle Your Way To The top!
The Mud Men of the Fjords
Who put the B.O. in Bohemia
Macabre Machinations
The World is an Elitist Swag Bag
The Maiden Tribute of Modern Babylon!!
Grappling Grabs trade secrets and Royal Rumbles
Egging The Omelette
We Didn’t Start The Fire! But You Have To Start The Fire If You Want To make A Change!
Pull Your Socks Up and Sort Yourselves Out!
A Right Fry Up - We're All Out Of Our Brains Or At Least My Friends Are!
One Hundred And Fifty Not Out and He Still Has His Pads On!
Suck It And See!
The Tewenty Seven Club. Lightweights only
Vapor Rooms, Formaldehyde And The Turner Prize
Hung Up On Meat Hooks (don't do me like that!)
Woggle Madness and Clutch Problems
Great Expectations
Ayahuasca and Other Such Stories
A fluffy revolution
Stop the clocks I want to get off - Mid series special
Christmas Special - Ebony and Ivory all in it together
Crumbs of Crowley
Murder Without Conviction
Falling over with Miranda
You do the fighting, I'll do the talking
The fly killer runs a mock
Mein Cucumbers
The art of seduction
Land of Hope and Gory
Episode Special - Hollywood Conspiracy with Wigs
Suffragette Transparency
Food and oil issues
Tales from Berlin
Colonel Gaddafi's pantomine horse
The Tales of a Gay Romper Stomper
Smoke Screens - Wikileaks
Twin Towers, illusionists and film makers
Oh The Good Life (until someone causes trouble)
Short Term Ice Dancing
Woe betide the eunuchs
Stealing from Sainsburys
Surviving Armageddon up Ben Nevis
Empire Building with Ron and Reg
Merry Christmas Everyone
Poking with a stick
Erotic Pulsations
Whoops
God's punishment and other controversies
Gurkha Issues
The Pathfinders
The wrong end of the stick
While the Watcher watches you...
Tourettes all round
When life gives you lemons...
Stalking Jennifer Aniston
Ron and Reg reunion
Royal Scandal Bank Holiday Special
Knob Brothers Q and As
Film Review with Jock Spalding
Golden kangeroo balls
Give Mossad a call
Geri Halliwell and the Fanshaw Candelabra Story
In Cold Blood
Saddam's Weapon of mass destruction uncovered
Caught with ya pants down
French and Italian issues
The Colonel's hermaphrodite lost love
Transvestite whales?
Sage in perverted mode - the new Series begins
Vote Crabtree! - Election Special
The Knob Brothers speak
Michael Jackson's new nose and other stories
Jealous of Jonathan Ross
Freedom of Speechless
Poetry Corner
Trudi Stings Gary Linekar
The Death of Poetry
Leg touching and limp wristed immigration
Colonel's Christmas Speech
Colonel's Christmas Special
Oh dear Sydney!
Family values
Tax avoidance suggestions
Memoirs of the Knobs
From humble beginnings to nothingness
I believe I can fly
Will Ronnie live again?
Zeus in a headlock
Threatening Jesus
Threatening God
Live Seance
Kipper ties as a force for good
Cock on air
The mad axmen
Ronnie Kray's Flat
Mick Bloody McCarthy
Salt beef and foot fetishes
J-Lo's knickers
Who is the Pubic monster?
Large proboscises
I blame Ringo Starr
Pouring petrol
I was Ronnie Kray's driver
Teabagging the Prime Minister
Lewd subject matter
Holiday Episode
Transvestite Dancer
Gloryholes
Guess the smell with Ewan Mcgregor
Turkish baths and bendiness
Killer Puppies
What a cock up
Who is Sir Robert Trouser?
The Gary Glitter incident
Soapsuds and Jockstraps
Happy New Year
Homemade Condoms
Unnatural Kinks
The smoking ban, personal freedom and cheese
Goats, Popes and Necrophilia
Illuminati - Squeezing the truth out
Liberals Jockstrap
HERE IS THE NEWS
The Colonel Attacks!
Desmond in a Tutu
The wonderful Heather McCartney/Mills and other tales
Did Princess Di have a third son?
Royal Prostate on Ebay
Softening extremities
Peeling testicles
Naked Berzerking
The Disappearance of Brian May
Apologies to the Pope
The Phantom Returns
World Wide Wank
Kill Em All!
Scientologist cults
Who stole Kevin Costner's tights?
Goosed by a goosestepper
Heather McCartney's missing leg
Never play darts with Hitler
Amused to the point of disgust
Evangelical sniper
Licking Balls
NEWS FLASH: J-Lo to be skinned alive
Psychic false teeth
Wu Tang Clan in tights
Plastic vaginas
Gandhi loses his temper
Beefy Botham eats an umpire
Pictures of Penises
Bizarre Celebrity fishing trip
Training Mosquitos
Stealing Bono's Trousers
Beware the sausage!
Poor parenting skills
Violating giant puppetry
Jackson Clan and El Rabbito
Leatherclad nipple tweaking
Britney Spears
Pillow talk
Hellfire Club
Hairless balls
Ugly babies
Manginas
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