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The Colonel Radioshow — 185 episodes

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Title
1

Gaslighters

2

Bring Back Mercia

3

Hollow Full Of Head / A Head Full Of Hollow

4

I Am Cuthbert!

5

Cup Of Tea Mum / Touching The Periphery

6

These Fings Take Time

7

I'm Glad Im Not You day

8

First of the Gang to Die

9

Diggin in the dirt for spuds - East Meets West Again

10

Burn Your Credit card For Fuel

11

The Genius of the Crowd

12

Wongaland

13

Elevenses, Wet Wallies and Lobbyists

14

The Loon Goon-Paddy Power, Let Them Eat Smash!

15

Used Prophylactics in The Punch Bowl

16

Rasta don't work for no CIA

17

Slip Em a Fiver And Ask Em To Do a Favour

18

Who Shot the Red Baron?

19

Whistle Your Way To The top!

20

The Mud Men of the Fjords

21

Who put the B.O. in Bohemia

22

Macabre Machinations

23

The World is an Elitist Swag Bag

24

The Maiden Tribute of Modern Babylon!!

25

Grappling Grabs trade secrets and Royal Rumbles

26

Egging The Omelette

27

We Didn’t Start The Fire! But You Have To Start The Fire If You Want To make A Change!

28

Pull Your Socks Up and Sort Yourselves Out!

29

A Right Fry Up - We're All Out Of Our Brains Or At Least My Friends Are!

30

One Hundred And Fifty Not Out and He Still Has His Pads On!

31

Suck It And See!

32

The Tewenty Seven Club. Lightweights only

33

Vapor Rooms, Formaldehyde And The Turner Prize

34

Hung Up On Meat Hooks (don't do me like that!)

35

Woggle Madness and Clutch Problems

36

Great Expectations

37

Ayahuasca and Other Such Stories

38

A fluffy revolution

39

Stop the clocks I want to get off - Mid series special

40

Christmas Special - Ebony and Ivory all in it together

41

Crumbs of Crowley

42

Murder Without Conviction

43

Falling over with Miranda

44

You do the fighting, I'll do the talking

45

The fly killer runs a mock

46

Mein Cucumbers

47

The art of seduction

48

Land of Hope and Gory

49

Episode Special - Hollywood Conspiracy with Wigs

50

Suffragette Transparency

51

Food and oil issues

52

Tales from Berlin

53

Colonel Gaddafi's pantomine horse

54

The Tales of a Gay Romper Stomper

55

Smoke Screens - Wikileaks

56

Twin Towers, illusionists and film makers

57

Oh The Good Life (until someone causes trouble)

58

Short Term Ice Dancing

59

Woe betide the eunuchs

60

Stealing from Sainsburys

61

Surviving Armageddon up Ben Nevis

62

Empire Building with Ron and Reg

63

Merry Christmas Everyone

64

Poking with a stick

65

Erotic Pulsations

66

Whoops

67

God's punishment and other controversies

68

Gurkha Issues

69

The Pathfinders

70

The wrong end of the stick

71

While the Watcher watches you...

72

Tourettes all round

73

When life gives you lemons...

74

Stalking Jennifer Aniston

75

Ron and Reg reunion

76

Royal Scandal Bank Holiday Special

77

Knob Brothers Q and As

78

Film Review with Jock Spalding

79

Golden kangeroo balls

80

Give Mossad a call

81

Geri Halliwell and the Fanshaw Candelabra Story

82

In Cold Blood

83

Saddam's Weapon of mass destruction uncovered

84

Caught with ya pants down

85

French and Italian issues

86

The Colonel's hermaphrodite lost love

87

Transvestite whales?

88

Sage in perverted mode - the new Series begins

89

Vote Crabtree! - Election Special

90

The Knob Brothers speak

91

Michael Jackson's new nose and other stories

92

Jealous of Jonathan Ross

93

Freedom of Speechless

94

Poetry Corner

95

Trudi Stings Gary Linekar

96

The Death of Poetry

97

Leg touching and limp wristed immigration

98

Colonel's Christmas Speech

99

Colonel's Christmas Special

100

Oh dear Sydney!

101

Family values

102

Tax avoidance suggestions

103

Memoirs of the Knobs

104

From humble beginnings to nothingness

105

I believe I can fly

106

Will Ronnie live again?

107

Zeus in a headlock

108

Threatening Jesus

109

Threatening God

110

Live Seance

111

Kipper ties as a force for good

112

Cock on air

113

The mad axmen

114

Ronnie Kray's Flat

115

Mick Bloody McCarthy

116

Salt beef and foot fetishes

117

J-Lo's knickers

118

Who is the Pubic monster?

119

Large proboscises

120

I blame Ringo Starr

121

Pouring petrol

122

I was Ronnie Kray's driver

123

Teabagging the Prime Minister

124

Lewd subject matter

125

Holiday Episode

126

Transvestite Dancer

127

Gloryholes

128

Guess the smell with Ewan Mcgregor

129

Turkish baths and bendiness

130

Killer Puppies

131

What a cock up

132

Who is Sir Robert Trouser?

133

The Gary Glitter incident

134

Soapsuds and Jockstraps

135

Happy New Year

136

Homemade Condoms

137

Unnatural Kinks

138

The smoking ban, personal freedom and cheese

139

Goats, Popes and Necrophilia

140

Illuminati - Squeezing the truth out

141

Liberals Jockstrap

142

HERE IS THE NEWS

143

The Colonel Attacks!

144

Desmond in a Tutu

145

The wonderful Heather McCartney/Mills and other tales

146

Did Princess Di have a third son?

147

Royal Prostate on Ebay

148

Softening extremities

149

Peeling testicles

150

Naked Berzerking

151

The Disappearance of Brian May

152

Apologies to the Pope

153

The Phantom Returns

154

World Wide Wank

155

Kill Em All!

156

Scientologist cults

157

Who stole Kevin Costner's tights?

158

Goosed by a goosestepper

159

Heather McCartney's missing leg

160

Never play darts with Hitler

161

Amused to the point of disgust

162

Evangelical sniper

163

Licking Balls

164

NEWS FLASH: J-Lo to be skinned alive

165

Psychic false teeth

166

Wu Tang Clan in tights

167

Plastic vaginas

168

Gandhi loses his temper

169

Beefy Botham eats an umpire

170

Pictures of Penises

171

Bizarre Celebrity fishing trip

172

Training Mosquitos

173

Stealing Bono's Trousers

174

Beware the sausage!

175

Poor parenting skills

176

Violating giant puppetry

177

Jackson Clan and El Rabbito

178

Leatherclad nipple tweaking

179

Britney Spears

180

Pillow talk

181

Hellfire Club

182

Hairless balls

183

Ugly babies

184

Manginas

185

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