All Episodes
The Completely Original Movie Podcast — 63 episodes
Passing Down the Trauma, Carrying Forth the Flame (The Ascent, 1977)
Orbital Space Laser Witch's Cauldron (Practical Magic, 1998)
Analyzing Quips Per Minute (The Mummy, 1999)
Farewell and Ado to Ye Ladies of Spain (Jaws, 1975)
"We're Just as Successful as Your Average AI Startup" aka The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (2015)
"It's Campy as Hell" aka Goldfinger (1964)
"Numbers? What Numbers?" aka Moneyball (2011) vs Trouble with the Curve (2012)
"If You Didn't Like This Movie You're a Racist" aka 42 (2013)
"I Be Vibin' " aka A Knight's Tale (2001)
"And There Were Women on the Screen!" aka A League of Their Own (1992)
"Tim Ribbons" aka Bull Durham (1988)
"Again, Shoutout to The Trylon" aka Yojimbo (1961)
"Smörgåsbord" aka Phantom of the Paradise (1974)
"Dennis Villa Nueve" aka Arrival (2016)
"Ranked Choice Voting" aka Oscar Nominees for 2026
"Vampire Team" aka Sinners (2025)
"What is Reality?" aka Pan's Labyrinth (2006)
"It Makes Pretty Good Sense" aka Inception (2010)
"Bro, We've Talked About How Bad My Memory Is" aka High Noon (1952)
"But What, Kevin?" aka Spider-Man: Across The Spider-Verse
"Oui, Continue" aka Persepolis (2007)
"Based on Muppet Treasure Island" aka Treasure Planet (2002)
"Big Divorced Man Energy" aka Die Hard (1988)
"Vibe Economy" aka Night of the Hunter (1955)
"They The Hobbit-ed It" aka How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)
"Seasonal Affective Disorder" aka TV Specials: A Charlie Brown Christmas, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, The Year Without a Santa Claus
"Brain Lag" aka Violent Night (2022)
"To Be Played in the Background" aka A Christmas Prince (2017)
"The Real Monster is Trauma" aka Colossal (2016)
"You Don't Rein Him In" aka Pacific Rim (2013)
"Every Single Vietnam Song" aka Kong Skull Island (2017)
"Roll of the Tylenol Dice" aka Godzilla Minus One (2023)
"Am I Not Allowed to Speak?" aka Halloween (1978)
"Should We Just Cut and Restart?" aka The Return of the Living Dead (1985)
"A Real In-And-Out" aka The Slumber Party Massacre (1982)
"Are We a Video Game Podcast?" aka Zodiac (2007)
"Star Wars Fans Are The Worst!" aka Star Wars Episodes 4-6
"Another One of My Favorite Things" aka Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
"Immortal Vitamins" aka Ne Zha 2 (2025)
State of the Podcast Update
"K-Pop Demon Hunters" aka Exhuma (2024)
"I've Never Been a Stripper" aka Anora (2024)
"A Compelling-Ass Movie" aka Take Out (2004)
"Made Me Squirm a Bit" aka Raw (2016)
"He's Not Used to Pollen" aka The Fantastic Four: First Steps
"Clarence is a SNL Character" aka The Book of Clarence
"I Have Feelings..." aka Drive My Car
"I Love That Scene" aka Superman (2025)
"I Watched it With You?" aka To Be or Not To Be (1942)
"Is it 2 Additional Dollars?" aka Do the Right Thing
"Guys, It's Funny Though!" aka The VelociPastor
"A Romance-Type Film" aka In The Mood For Love
"Lone Gunslinger Trope" aka The Pig, the Snake and the Pigeon
"A Giant of Filmmaking" aka Ran (1985)
"Multiple Flashbacks... of the Same Flashback" aka Mission: Impossible The Final Reckoning
"You Keep Saying Iconic!" aka Mission Impossible Franchise (M:I 1-7)
"It's a Collage of the Greatest Hits of Sci-Fi" aka The Creator
"David Lynch is Not For Everyone" aka Mulholland Drive
"They're Doing a Colonialism" aka The Ghost and the Darkness
"Technicolor, Man!" aka Vertigo (1958)
"Classic Cartoon Villian" aka Paddington
"British Quentin Tarantino" aka RocknRolla
"Puts the Cold in Cold War" aka Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy (2011)