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The Content Mines — 138 episodes

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Our Unified Theor(ies) Of 2023

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Another Dispatch From Outside

3

A Dispatch From Outside

4

We're Escaping The Content Mines

5

An A.I. Wrote This Podcast

6

BONUS: Season one of "Andor"

7

Twitter Might Not Be Salvageable Anymore

8

Has Facebook “Fixed” Its News Feed?

9

BONUS: Black Panther: Wakanda Forever

10

Turning Nostalgia Into Crypto Pyramid Schemes

11

The Great Paid Verification Debate

12

Vague Hype Cycles With Billion Dollar Valuations

13

The Stay-At-Home Girlfriends Of Tiktok

14

The Liz Truss Lettuce And Trickle-Down Twitter Brain

15

TwitchCon's Cursed Foam Pit

16

Elon Musk Is Not A Deep Thinker

17

There’s A Digital Advertising Apocalypse Coming

18

Can Meta's Platforms Still Swing An Election?

19

The Daftest Ways The UK Is Mourning The Queen

20

The Weird Thread Men Of Twitter

21

Have We Already Lost The Battle Over A.I. Content?

22

Deplatforming A Trend Is Harder Than Deplatforming An Idiot

23

Dead Platform Summer #4 - Foursquare

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Dead Platform Summer #3 - Vine

25

Dead Platform Summer #2 - Myspace

26

Dead Platform Summer #1 - Periscope

27

“Thor: Love And Thunder” And The Current MCU Mess

28

Why Does Gen Z Love Flashmobs?

29

BNNBreaking And The Rats Nest Of News Twitter

30

How NFT Scammers Take Over Your Twitter Account

31

Were These Twitter Accounts Hijacked By NFT Scammers?

32

TikTok’s Top Videos Are A Mix Of Ads And Gibberish

33

Instagram Reels Are Facebook’s Last Hope — It Won’t Work

34

Depp v. Heard Memes Are QAnon For Millennials

35

The Top Site On Facebook Is A Vietnamese Content Farm

36

BONUS: Doctor Strange In The Multiverse Of Madness

37

The Biggest Crypto Crash Since The Last One

38

No One’s Watching Piers Morgan’s New Show

39

The Facebookification Of Netflix

40

We Watched Tucker Carlson's Documentary Stuff

41

Here's What A Miami Bitcoin Convention Is Like

42

Why Are Crypto Bros Obsessed With Miami?

43

Unfortunately, We Have To Talk About The Slap

44

How The Heck Does NFT Copyright Work???

45

Structural Dissonance Defines The Internet

46

Inside The World Of Boomer Bingo Livestreams

47

Why Is Facebook Full Of Katie Couric CBD Scams?

48

The Most Online War Of All Time Until The Next One

49

Facebook Is Doomed If It Can't Track You

50

Why Is Netflix Launching A News Site?

51

The Joe Rogan Dilemma

52

West Elm Caleb And The TikTok Stampede

53

The Weird Kinda Dark Truth About "Primitive Living" YouTube Videos

54

These Sketchy Sports NFT Companies Might Not Exist

55

The Rise And Fall Of @PoliticsForAlI

56

Our Biggest Predictions For 2022

57

Inside The Biggest Tumblr Trends Of 2021

58

Masculinity Is A Pyramid Scheme

59

Inside Thinkarete Lifestyle, The Most Viral Page On Facebook

60

LIVE FROM LONDON: Play Your NFTs Right

61

The Central Problem Here Is That Facebook Sucks

62

Why Don't Netflix Audience Numbers Make Any Sense?

63

We're Not Ready For TikTok To Be This Popular

64

A Facebook Page About Cats Is Outperforming Ben Shapiro

65

What If We Can't Break Up Facebook?

66

We Went Through Years Of OZY's Social Analytics And It Was Weirder Than We Could Have Ever Imagined

67

The Algorithmic Feedback Loop Of The Gabby Petito Disappearance

68

We Went Through Seven Years Worth Of Facebook Analytics

69

I Think The Horse Pill Stuff Has Broken Me

70

How Do We Build A Better Internet For Sex Workers?

71

The Hyper-Reality Of The Fall Of Afghanistan

72

What If The Metaverse Looked Like The Minecraft YouTuber Fandom?

73

The Origins Of The "No Bed Frame Guy"

74

Outside Only Exists To Stage My Viral Content In

75

The Future Of Everything Is Automated Landlordism

76

Our Impending NSFW Content Apocalypse

77

What If Everyone Online Is Actually Earnest?

78

Facebook Bulletin Proves No One Knows What Facebook Is Anymore, Including Facebook

79

The Critical Race Theory Katamari Of Online Rage

80

The Passive Income Grifters Of TikTok

81

Every Internet Video Now Is Just An Impression Of Someone Saying Stuff

82

Is There Actually Any Benefit To Being Yourself Online?

83

"Geriatric Millennials" And The Digital Media Content Toilet

84

The Algorithm Craves Mall Goths

85

There's One Magician Responsible For Most Of The Gross Viral Food Videos On Facebook

86

Generation Z's Post-Post-Irony TikTok Occultism

87

Everyone's Mad About Things That Aren't Happening

88

The Hypercapitalist Influencer Nightmare Monopoly Of Professional Soccer

89

How Do We Fix Online Advertising?

90

Yahoo! Answers And The Legacy We Leave Behind Online

91

Lil Nas X And The Suez Canal Theory Of Total Internet

92

The Snyder Cut And The Grimdark Stupid-Fun Mega-Long Future Of Content

93

We're Living In The Girlboss-Gatekeep-Gaslight Era Now

94

The Royal Family Is WWE For Rich Old White People, But With Very Real Consequences

95

How Your Fave Is Problematic Changed The Internet Forever

96

Unfortunately, We're Going To Talk About Blockchain Now

97

Slate Star Codex And The Inescapable Blackhole Of Blog Drama

98

The Fandom Content Sweatshops

99

Elon Musk Doesn't "Get" Memes, He's Just George Takei For Redditors

100

The Big GameStop Episode

101

Content Hell, Part 3: "I Have A Void Inside Of Me And I Need To Fill It With As Much Facebook Nonsense As Possible"

102

Content Hell, Part 2: When Exactly Should We Have Banned Trump?

103

Welcome To Content Hell

104

[SPECIAL VACATION EPISODE] Post Post Credit Scene - Shazam

105

[SPECIAL VACATION EPISODE] Post Post Credit Scene - Justice League

106

A Unified Theory Of 2020's Real Bad Posts

107

Luke Hates The Monoliths

108

Men Love Declaring Themselves Sovereign Citizens And Then Wandering Into The Woods To Die

109

How The Dumb And Horrible Finale Of "Supernatural" Blew Up The Internet

110

...Alright, Let's Talk About Newsletters

111

The Big US Election Social Platform Report Card

112

The Low-Trust Voter And The Twitch Theory Of Politics

113

*Gold Digger Prank* You'll Never Believe What Happens At The End. The Girls Go Wild. [Milk Prank]

114

The Million Dollar Industry Behind A.I.-Powered Anime Girl Streamers

115

Mark Zuckerberg's Algorithm Vs. Alexander Hamilton's Algorithm

116

Let's Figure Out What The Worst Fandom On The Internet Is!

117

When Did The Internet Become A Giant Pyramid Scheme?

118

I Have Successfully Infiltrated The Private Facebook Group Making My Home Town Insane

119

Please, For The Love Of God, Don't Make Us Pokémon Go Back To The Polls

120

Sorry, But 30-Year-Olds CANNOT Join A Hype House

121

...Alright, Let's Talk About QAnon

122

How A 12-Year-Old Furry Destroyed The Scots Wikipedia

123

Be A Witch, Do Crimes, But Don't Rob Graves. Hex Stuff, Especially Fascists, But Leave The Moon Alone.

124

"My [23F] boyfriend [35M] hasn't used toilet paper in 5 years and now thinks he can speak Japanese"

125

The Mountain Dew-Doritos-Gamer Military Industrial Complex

126

Why Is Everyone Talking About Cottagecore? (And Is It Fascist?)

127

Tumblr Cringe And Why 2014 Was The Last Good Year Online

128

#CumGate, The Barstool Sports Simulation, Lord Sugar's Shitpics

129

Latin Twitter Curses, Competitive Sudoku Streams, BTS' Mysterious Countdown, And YouTube Simulations Of The Titanic Sinking

130

Robert Pattinson's Disgusting Pasta, "British People Be Like" Memes, A POV Video Of Boston, And A TikTok Traffic Scam

131

Disco Elysium, The Trevor B*****d Extended Universe, and X Æ A-12

132

That Casey Frey Chopping Wood Video, An Ant Facebook Group, A Meme Brian Feldman Found, And The Two-Year Anniversary Of Luke And Ryan's Last Podcast

133

The Big Baby, YouTube Videos Of Cher's Old Infomercials, Dril, And FindAGrave.com

134

Mushroom Internet, Mother-In-Law Subreddits, And Twitch

135

Making Bread, Bad British Tabloid Recipes, Rabid Lady Gaga Stans, And Quarantine Astrology

136

The Snake Diet, Tiger King, Animal Crossing, And Shaving Your Head For Twitter

137

r/WallStreetBets, British Lads Hit Each Other With Chair, And Porn Bombing Zoom Hangouts

138

Fallout: Equestria, The Premier League, And Alien Ant Farm