All Episodes
The Conversation Hat — 312 episodes
Eaten by the big man [ep317]
Whimsey-Maxing [ep316]
Ben does Cameo [ep314]
Kangaroo Tripod [ep313]
Did you do Pogs? [ep312 ft April Nash]
Derek's Perfectly Normal Quiz [ep311]
All the whales in the world [ep310]
The Bank Heist [ep309]
Oscar-Bait Movie Pitch [ep308]
Ben gives a foot sample [ep307]
Are you my care worker? [ep306]
A big month for Horror Films [ep305]
Sticky Kellog Fun [ep304 ft Emily Slade]
Well Lit Lesbians [ep303]
Spelunking for Soup [ep302]
Generational Paddington [ep301]
This is Sparta [ep300]
Hamilton Hot Takes [ep299]
B*** S**** out of the Bible [ep298]
Dauphinoise at Christmas? [ep297]
The Last Guillotine [ep296 ft Emily Slade]
Sugg on my Binks [ep295]
Fixing Celebrity Traitors (again) [ep294]
Ode to a String Vest [ep293]
Bohemian Flap City [ep292]
I think it's insertion [ep291 ft Emily Slade]
Post-Ween Bloody Mary Thrice [ep290]
Pre-Ween Poop Tornado [ep289]
Gatt-up the president [ep288]
Today's modern lesbian [ep287]
Major Insect Cartel [ep286 ft Si]
Soylent Orphan [ep285]
Don't Fizz Soup [ep284]
Sharing Needles [ep283]
Plush Buttress - discussions on The Hunchback of Notre Dame [ep282 ft Emily Slade]
Game of Thrones ended years ago, yet we're still angry [ep281]
Beyond Belief: the Jonathan Frakes special, part 2 [ep280]
Beyond Belief: the Jonathan Frakes special, part 1 [ep279]
Criminal acts of dance [ep278]
I like to go backwards [ep277]
Make Twitter Great Again [ep276]
Getty Woo-Woo Hill [ep275]
An An*s, in the Abstract, is Gendered [ep274 ft Richard Jackson]
Man Gateux [ep273]
Forever Pidgeon [ep272]
Egyptologist Bradley Walsh [ep271]
Vapourwave Underdark [ep270 ft Dazz]
Beaver Braun [ep269]
Blinking Woodsman [ep268]
Middle Aisle, Middle Earth [ep267]
Stage West [ep266]
Egg-shaped man in a cardigan [ep265]
Break it down now, worms [ep264]
Lapsed Claymation [ep263 ft Richard Jackson]
Special Chicken Soup [ep262]
Chicken = Dinosaurs [ep261]
Haptic feedback of the truck nuts [ep260 ft Niki]
Dippy egg [ep259]
Tricky Missions [ep258 ft Dazz]
Chugga-chugga, BANG BANG! [ep257]
Look out world, I've got a p***s [ep256 ft Roman Armstrong]
No more Reichs! [ep255]
Don't Google "omegaverse" [ep254 ft Emily Slade]
I am a Ramen Fan [ep253]
I am the light of the heavens [ep252 ft Richard Jackson]
How to get away with murd3r (you're welcome / sorry) [ep251]
Some kind of pie-based meal [ep250 ft Si]
Piss Pistol [ep249]
Metal Snails [ep248 ft Niki from Jukebox Monkey]
Comballet [ep247]
2024 Recap Special [ep246]
Biblically accurate turkey [ep245]
10 traditional body liquids [ep244]
Gaddafi on the dollar [ep243 ft Tantacrul]
Fred Dibnah Special (in which we lose Maggie Smith) [ep242]
Awful the Dwarful [ep241 ft Daryl from Desperate Fleas]
The rage episode [ep240]
It eats you back [ep239 ft Emily Slade]
High-effort roast [ep238]
Despicable Minions [ep237]
Can't get wet on a Sunday [ep236 ft Roman]
Opting Out [ep235]
Fnetishgraw Dirigible Salve [ep234]
The liver is stored in the paws [ep233]
Make way, Rogens [ep232 ft Tez Ilyas]
Eggn Carr [ep231]
Loose skunk bits [ep230 ft Tantacrul]
Wizz tube [ep229]
The fleas are desperate [ep228 ft Daryl from Desperate Fleas]
Now with extra Ghengis! [ep227]
Apricot Fish? [ep226 ft Trigger from Swamplesque]
Lovely pen is talk [ep225 ft Si]
Attila the Hunstanton [ep224]
Farming was the crime, potatoes were the pyramid [ep223 ft Riki Lindhome]
Lovely flaps [ep222 ft Trigger from Swamplesque]
I put the screw in the tuna [ep221]
Chad Wife [ep220]
Sticky Magic [ep219 ft Roman Armstrong]
Estranged sock daddy [ep218]
Mum, he made my poo brown [ep217]
Vomit Stories [ep216 ft Emily Slade]
AK-40 Cheesecake [ep215]
George Costanza works too hard [ep214 ft Michelle Brasier]
I got a filling, oo-hoo! [ep213 ft Roman Armstrong]
Frog Snog [ep212]
Vegetable Bun [ep211 ft Michelle Brasier]
Can't see my maggots [ep210]
Toffee Crisps to Heal the Sick [ep209]
Margarine Doodad [ep208 ft Emily Slade]
A podcast with your friend [ep207]
Call Man, Need Help [ep206]
Space Ice Cream [ep205]
Entwives on the Moon [ep204]
Big & Weird [ep203 ft Richard Jackson]
Jamed Bond [ep202]
Egg at the End [ep201]
Cheese Tunnels [ep200]
Chef Stuffin Stuff [ep199]
Foamy Slam Tape [ep198]
Old, Stiff Pinkies [ep197]
Hot Beef Cocktail [ep196 ft Richard Jackson]
Byzantine Jabberwocky Bullsh*t [ep195 ft Richard Jackson]
Fix me, white coat daddy [ep194]
No more ghosts [ep193]
That's not soot he's covered in [ep192]
Horrible, liquid paste [ep191]
Knock-on Negative Impact [ep190]
Smells could change [ep189]
Suck on my denty hole [ep188]
Skid Marks [ep187]
Ghostlighting [ep186]
Sea Donkey Diet [ep185]
A third title [ep184]
The Dental Equivalent of Buyer's Remorse [ep183]
Customers Farting [ep182]
30 Years of Crap [ep181]
Thinly-sliced Salt Bae [ep180]
Bardbarian [ep179]
That's not very cash money... [ep178]
Hot Pimms [ep177]
The Furry Spectrum [ep176]
Probably Attenborough's Fault [ep175]
Eat the fishy bird [ep174]
A lovely trouble-free live stream [ep173]
Uninvent the Bomb [ep172]
Can you Touch Time? [ep171]
Just don't say "Berlusconi" [ep170]
Squid-Lady Housewife [ep169 ft Emily Slade]
Beach College [ep168]
An egg that takes a fortnight [ep167]
Because of things [ep166]
JFO's [ep165]
Oil & Fumes [ep164]
The Nation's Favourite Homosexuals [ep163]
An Alibi for 9/11 [ep162]
I'm Mimicking You [ep161]
The world leader of your heart [ep160]
Miriam Margolyes isn't real [ep159 ft Richard Jackson]
He died. No, before that. [ep158]
Fingered in the Apostate [ep157]
No Context Sexy Baby [ep156 ft Emily Slade]
Cavalcade of Nonsense [ep155]
Liam is bad at title [ep154]
Robo-Slime [ep153]
Becky McBoatface [ep152 ft Jojo Chinaski]
The Floor is Sputum [ep151]
Poopie-poopie big bum [ep150]
Deepest Sympathies [ep149 ft Richard Jackson]
Fearless, strong boys [ep148]
Balls Akimbo [ep147]
Skimblewanks [ep146 ft Roman]
Dystopian Now [ep145]
Stack Macros, Bulk Cardio [ep144]
Dog Yeast is the first option [ep143]
Magic Assange [ep142 ft Jojo Chinaski]
Edging Santa [ep141]
Sparkling Hat [ep140]
Make Teeth Grate Again [ep139 ft Vikki Jones]
Capybara with a Tripod [ep138]
Old Man Pains [ep137]
Honk Monkey [ep136]
Who Made Your Shoes? [ep135]
Angry about the right stuff [ep134]
Coward Children [ep133]
Which Person Became People? [ep132]
I know how most hotdogs are cooked [ep131]
Bird Leaves [ep130]
All about brains [ep129]
Jolly Boy's Outing [ep128]
Bin Bag Full of Sick [ep127]
The Bagging Area [Ep126]
Triple Myself [ep125]
A result of the act of those who built it [ep124]
Yes, and... [ep123]
Cave People Tirade [ep122]
Fill My Bucket With Rick [ep121]
Big, Wet Nap [ep120]
Spatchcock [ep119]
Bug Stuff [ep118 ft Adam Al-Janabi]
The Sea Isn't At Sea Level [ep117]
The Walking Dead: The Musical [ep116]
Simple Folk [ep115 ft Adam Al-Janabi]
The Night Terrorist [ep114]
Coffee, C*m & Camilla [ep113 ft Marcelle LaBrecque]
T'Christopher [ep112 ft Gabriel Bowker]
We're Gay, Not Smart [ep111 ft Marcelle LaBrecque]
Dressed by Owls [ep110 ft Roman Armstrong]
LSD64 [ep109 ft Gabriel Bowker]
Miscellaneous Grease [ep108]
Writing a Short Story [ep107]
3 Degrees of David Duchovny [ep106]
Hiding the Mystery of the Penis [ep105 ft Richard Jackson]
Bread Lube [ep104]
Mid-Life Crisis [ep103 ft Roman]
Sewage Tycoon [ep102]
People Don't Have Wings [ep101]
Rum Tum Tugoff [ep100]
Livestream: You Don't Say!?
Sad People Want Attention [ep99]
Livestream: New Beginnings, When Things Go Wrong
Burping Genital Smells [ep98 ft Richard Jackson]
Livestream: A Very Jungle Christmas
Nattering On [ep97]
Livestream: Potatoes
Proto-Eulogy [ep96]
Livestream: Big Mystery Spoops!
HMS Overcompensating [ep95 ft Tez Ilyas]
Livestream: Philosophy
Sad Mancake [ep94]
Livestream: Puberty
Stumpy Pun Bear [ep93 ft Larry Bundy Jr]
Livestream: Travel
Bilbo's Vlog [ep92]
Livestream: Home of the Bwave
Genius Dumb [ep91]
Welcome to The Conversation Hat Podcast
Livestream: Save Me, Merciful Poseidon!
Weak Man, Bad Decisions [ep90]
Livestream: Fashion!
ERROR: Title Too Long [ep89 ft Paul Foxcroft]
Livestream: MUPPETS!
Five Mile Child [ep88 ft The Easter Bunny]
Livestream: The Worst Technology
Jump for Me, My Sweet Plumber [ep87 ft Matt Highton]
Salt Lick City [ep86 ft Richard Jackson]
Livestream: Sports!
Simon-Fiction [ep85 ft Si]
Livestream: Look To The Future!
The Mistletoe War [ep84 ft Santa]
Livestream: Christmas Y'all!
The Joy of Killing Teenagers [ep83 ft Matt Hoss]
Livestream: Celebration of Democracy
Open Butter [ep82 ft Tantacrul]
Livestream: Celebration of the Spooky
Solid Soup [ep81 ft Sooz Kempner]
Livestream: Celebration of Crime
Peak Khaleesi [ep80 ft Zyonik]
Livestream: Bingeable Tele
Lactose Mammary Marsh [ep79 ft Duncan Casey]
Livestream: Nostalgia
Just Wires, Innit [ep78 ft Richard Sandling]
Livestream: Good News
Animatronic Bruce [ep77 ft Miss Jacqui]
Livestream: Motherly Advice
Cow-Bounty [ep76 ft Jay Plent]
Livestream: Marble Hornets
Things Don't Need To Do Stuff [ep75 ft Roman Armstrong]
Livestream: Wash Your Hands
Brush With Death [ep74 ft Ellie Breeze, Motion Sickness]
Livestream: Star Wars
Alphabet Suit [ep73 ft Michelle Siu]
Livestream: Birthday Ben
Bigup Da Flamingos [ep72 ft Roman Armstrong]
Livestream: Comic History
Condiment Bath [ep71 ft Ali Warwood]
Livestream: A Very Festive Stream
Donald Trump Naruto Run [Ep70]
Livestream: Beating-Up 5-Year-Olds
I've Had Enough Poo, Let's Get Pizza [Ep69 ft Ben's Dad]
Livestream: Honk
Tupac was a Hologram Lion [Ep68 ft Bim Adeyi]
Livestream: Dr Prepper
Violently Pooie In Peru [Ep67 ft Richard Jackson]
Livestream: On Ice!
Queef Bastion [Ep66 ft Roman]
The B Show - Oh, I Do Like To Be...
Harder, Better, Faster, Sandra [Ep65 ft Kathryn Mather]
The B Show - E3 2019
Bollox, Maddox [Ep64 ft Craig Maddox]
The B Show - Rumours
Ditched Soup Fetishists [Ep63 ft Rich Wilson]
The B Show - A Game To End All Games
Digging A Hole [Ep62 ft Chris Spalton]
The B Show - Poor Eating Decisions
Unravelling Into Unworkable Nonsense [Ep61 ft Jay Foreman]
The B Show - Any Good Books?
Tall People [Ep60 ft Spanners]
The B Show - First Jobs
The B Show - New Year, Same Show
The B Show - Merry Christmas, Omega Spice
Tingle Is A Wrong-Un' [Ep59 ft Steve McNeil]
The B Show - Walking Dead
The B Show - Better Red Than Dead.... Redemption.... 2
Gaslit by LucasArts [Ep58 ft ReadyUp]
The Cornetto Trilogy [Ep57 ft PS Bipolar]
What's Your Greatest Weakness? [Ep56 ft Ben's Dad]
Hence, Enamel [Ep55 ft Si]
Mobile Mango Mogul [Ep54 ft Iszi Lawrence]
Double Eyepatch [Ep53 ft Simon Caine]
Human Wings [Ep52 ft Bim Adeyi]
Scent-Sational! [Ep51 ft Roman]
Pub Music for Bounty Hunters [Ep50 ft Ashens]