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The Corona Diaries — 206 episodes
Chapter 264. Truncated & Distilled
Chapter 263. An announcement and an epitaph
Chapter 262. The Hoggarthian Principle
Chapter 261. I merely popped out for a sandwich
Chapter 260. I scream pre-order
Chapter 259. Egg-Fifteen
Chapter 258. The well oiled machine
Chapter 257. CPD for the Prog Community
Chapter 256. Adrian and the Magic Hour
Chapter 255. The Great Milk Stand-Off
Chapter 254. Banging on about Fablon
Chapter 253. And then there were three
Chapter 252. Father and (other) Son
Chapter 251. Father and Son
Chapter 250. Intensive Care
Chapter 249. Let's get ready to ramble
Chapter 248. What the bloody hell is this...
Chapter 247. We’re like the United Nations.
Chapter 246. Nor'easter
Chapter 245. RIP Colin
Chapter 244. Abracadaver!
Chapter 243. The great vinegar paradox
Chapter 242. Change of band, change of trousers. Obvs.
Chapter 241. We managed to rescue the Moon fact.
Chapter 240. All creamed up!
Chapter 239. A Master of Timing
Chapter 238. This is the one I shoot with...
Chapter 237. Me and my fizzy mind
Chapter 236. Is it a bird, is it a plane.
Chapter 235. Seriously though, who is Lucy J?
Chapter 234. A clamour for Reactor One
Chapter 233. We can't find the tell-tale damp patches.
Chapter 232. If you make it as far as the camel, you have done well.
Chapter 231. Whatever happened to the Pinder twins?
Chapter 230. Are there any more famous Butlers per chance?
Chapter 229. It's a f*cking paperweight
Chapter 228. JPEGs and jet-lag.
Chapter 227. Have we got a video?
Chapter 226. Who do we think we are
Chapter 225. O Little Town of Bethlehem
Chapter 224. Angel wings on the Westway
Chapter 223. Kicking back, like a red-arsed fly.
Chapter 222. Nearly blown away by Howard’s Chopper
Chapter 221. I need you to give me more moody...
Chapter 220. Beam me up, Charlie
Chapter 219. Like an aural snowstorm
Chapter 218. Everyone deserves a hat with a feather
Chapter 217. Life is a bowl of shrubbery
Chapter 216. Rescued from a lifetime of tweed
Chapter 215. For drama is my shadow
Chapter 214. Two cappuccinos and a slice of camp
Chapter 213. Something about Croissants
Chapter 212. Gums and misery
Chapter 211. Out of this world
Chapter 210. Five, six, seven, eight.
Chapter 209. Sub Brownian Motion
Chapter 208. Utter Fidelity
Chapter 207. The 5 Star Omelette Station
The purists soak their beans overnight
Chapter 205. Hanging out with a fellow cabbage
Episode 204. It’s either a bearskin or really big hair.
Chapter 203. The nutter from Nantes
Chapter 202. An episode with a lovely ring.
Chapter 201. I'm mellower, but it is all relative...
Chapter 200. Did I mention I was Vegan…?
Chapter 199. The Karma Scale
Chapter 198. It isn't just gold, it's gold-plated gold.
Chapter 197. Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking.
Episode 196. If it were up to me, Marillion would be more like Disney
Chapter 195. Has it run its course Lucy?
Chapter 194. Dawn in California, Joe sends hugs
Chapter 193. And some people know me as Papa
Chapter 192. In amongst the football boots and the dog food.
Chapter 191. Third drawer on the left in the laptop
Chapter 190. Purple & Festive
Chapter 189. Puddings and Hard Liquor
Chapter 188. Fishing for Peas
Chapter 187. Kevlar-coated falsetto
Chapter 186. Whose idea was it to put a lawyer on the tour-bus...?
Chapter 185. Geriatric at the Genius Bar
Chapter 184. Surrounded by Ninjas
Chapter 183. Handle with Care
Chapter 182. Lovely and brilliant in equal measure.
Chapter 181. Spitting Rivets
Chapter 180. I have peculiarly small ear-holes.
Chapter 179. Shall I start with one I know?
Chapter 178. Fate
Chapter 177. Desert Island Discs Ep.2
Chapter 176. Desert Island Discs Ep.1
Chapter 175. In a leather apron, sweating over a barrel.
Chapter 174. Crowdfund me a leather holster
Chapter 173. A space-alien on toast
Chapter 172. A flashback, literally
Chapter 171. More is Less
Chapter 170. In the pursuit of excellence
Chapter 169. Knee deep in Swedes
Chapter 168. Much ado about nothing
Chapter 167. Tom is striding out in his leather pants for a loaf
Chapter 166. Seamus is lighting the way
Chapter 165. Simon is a ninja with the cut-throat razor.
Chapter 164. Will you be partaking of the Mirrorball this evening Sir?
Chapter 163. Tuesday afternoon I am going to excel.
Chapter 162. Let’s hear it for Gordon….
Chapter 161. Living' on a Prayer
Chapter 160. Chip, Dale or possibly Alvin
Chapter 159. I was presented with a bucket of small gnomes.
Chapter 158. " I'm a begatter, not a smiter..."
Chapter 157. I don't recall using the Dewey Decimal system.
Chapter 156. Comedy gold. Literally.
Chapter 155. Always travel with a leather mallet.
Chapter 154. Sjælland Denmark calling Anaheim California!
Chapter 153. How the hell do you crotchet a brothel-creeper?
Chapter 152. The complete SAGA
Chapter 151. If ever a man deserved tail feathers.
Chapter 150. Like a Carp, only not so coy
Chapter 149. A Sea of Smiles
Chapter 148. It's all kicking off in the Village Hall
Chapter 147. The Muttley Wheeze
Chapter 146. Russell meet Hilary, Hilary meet Russell.
Chapter 145. Sedentary is just another word for slumped.
Chapter 144. Lucy and her brainchildren
Chapter 143. What rhymes with Cowell.
Chapter 142. #freethebee
Chapter 141. Sounds that nearly weren't made
Chapter 140. It's a long way to the start, when you begin in the middle.
Chapter 139. That space between a Camel's humps.
Chapter 138. If you steer clear of the vicar, I'll jingle me testicles for you.
Chapter 137. Take me down to the Jam City
Chapter 136. I'll see if I can detune my organ.
Chapter 135. Four Million Chord Changes to Warsaw
Chapter 134. Ear tunnels, tattoos and very quizzical looks.
Chapter 133. With a kick like Seb Coe, coming around the final bend...
Chapter 132. I could see you in a chainmail c@ck-piece
Chapter 131. Smoking a spliff round at Vlads place.
Chapter 130. Jamming toward, rather than jamming away.
Chapter 129. Tightening it up when it's a little loose, and softening it when it's a little stiff.
Chapter 128. It was very, difficult sand.
Chapter 127. Either the fourth or the fifth time of asking.
Chapter 126. A stones throw from Tampers Wheel
Chapter 125. Cheeriogarth
Chapter 124. Turns out Lord B had it wrong all along.
Chapter 123. Follow me into the Rainbow Room
Chapter 122. It sounded like he had a church organ in his trousers.
Chapter 121. But it’s race-week...
Chapter 120: More like dysfunctional brothers really.
Chapter 119. The podcast, after the podcast, after the night before.
Chapter 118: Ready, Set (list), Go
Chapter 117. The Essence of h (Part Two)
Chapter 116. The Essence of h (Part One)
Chapter 115. Nobody expects a Rotisserie Chicken (thanks for that Drew)
Chapter 114. I often listen better with my eyes.
Chapter 113. Navel poking is a definite no-no
Chapter 112. Cut yourself some slack, but don't spend too long in the hammock
Chapter 111. I was anticipating a slap-up birthday lunch, and I ended up with a sausage.
Chapter 110. Have you seen me God socks Ian?
Chapter 109. As we bid farewell to Lester.
Chapter 108. Stockholm Syndrome
Chapter 107. You can’t leave that sofa there mate.
Chapter 106. That Tim B has a proper glow about him.
Chapter 105. Channelling your inner Zammo...
Chapter 104. Carry on and we're all f*cked
Chapter 103. You will never see a solitary gnome.
Chapter 102. He doesn't seem to be like the others...
Chapter 101. If you don't stop, you can't fail.
Chapter 100. A Real World example of Waft.
Chapter 99. Your own, perspex, Jesus.
Chapter 98. An Hour Before It's Dark Q&A LIVE (Part Two)
Chapter 97. An Hour Before It's Dark Q&A LIVE (Part One)
Chapter 96. A Spaceman came travelling...
Chapter 95. Does your bus driver stop so you can make a snowball?
Chapter 94. Twelve thousand to go in Blackburn, Lancashire.
Chapter 93. And it just looks like a huge piece of glass sitting in a bandstand.
Chapter 92. Chocolate Ears
Chapter 91. When Dave had that look, I knew I was in trouble.
Chapter 90. Tales of a childhood nemesis.
Chapter 89. Bob Harris, Alexander Fleming or the keyboard player from the Who
Chapter 88. Do you know the name of your DPD driver?
Chapter 87. Christmas B*llocks
Chapter 86. You can almost spot the join.
Chapter 85. It's brown, with antlers and a repertoire of two.
Chapter 84. Unleash the Swoop
Chapter 83. Pass me the Russell Hobbs, I need to record this weeks TCD.
Chapter 82. I don't give a s@#t that you're Cher...
Chapter 81. I could have been a wrestler.
Chapter 80. Dropping the aitch...
Chapter 79. A couple of rough things I must throw down.
Chapter 78. It's an odd feeling to be in the middle of a city without shoes.
Chapter 77. Don't go messing with mi vibe.
Chapter 76. Saddled with intellectual heft.
Chapter 75. You're not putting those three tablas in my bunk.
Chapter 74. Flash as a rat with a gold tooth.
Chapter 73. Deckchairs? In December?
Chapter 72. murmur, murmur...Marillion, murmur, murmur...Vocalista
Chapter 71. Mablethorpe, Venezuelans, Ski-ing Fleas and the Tutankhamun Teabag.
Chapter 70. Between You and Me
Chapter 69. You may never get the 'real' answer to your question Jacob...
Episode 68. Cor blimey, Trousers!
Chapter 67. Real Men
Chapter 66. Could you spell 'Orangutan' for me please Mr Hoggarth?
Chapter 65. A Chastity Belt of solid Gaffa tape.
Chapter 64. Books, Drugs & Manhattan
Chapter 63. How do you think the Skunk would feel about that?
Chapter 62. One Solitary Crouton
Chapter 61. Riffling through me skip.
Chapter 60. If they could finish Apocalypse Now, then we can finish this...
Chapter 59. We need more Old Bangers.