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The Dam Snack Bar: A Percy Jackson Podcast — 271 episodes
268. BONUS - SPOILERS: The Odyssey by Christopher Nolan
267. TON - Braised Apollo Soup With A Hint Of Skink
266. TON - I Choke On Singing Cows
265. TON - Breakfast Huevos Rancheros In My Undies
264. TOWER OF NERO - Two-Headed Arrow Pees In My Shoe
263. TTT - Win A Free Inferno Cake
262. TTT - Captain Underpants Explodes A Swiss Army Unicorn
261. TTT - Target Shoppers Kill Us On Doomsday
260. TTT - Let’s Play Stab The Strange Couple
258. TTT - Meet The New Hamster Ball Of Death
257. TTT - My Plan To Grant The Senate A Poison Carousel
256. TTT - A Large Shirley Temple, Amen
255. THE TYRANT’S TOMB - Swedish Fish Dude Chews My Guts
254. DIS+ PERCYSERIES - S02E08 pt2 | The Fleece Works It’s Magic Too Well
253. DIS+ PERCYSERIES - S02E08 pt1 | The Chariot Race Ends With A Bang
252. DIS+ PERCYSERIES - S02E07 pt2 | We Get A Surprise On Miami Beach
251. DIS+ PERCYSERIES - S02E07 pt1 | I Go Down With The Ship
250. DIS+ PERCYSERIES - S02E06 | Nobody Gets The Fleece
249. DIS+ PERCYSERIES - S02E05 pt2 | Annabeth Tries To Swim Home
248. DIS+ PERCYSERIES - S02E05 pt1 | We Check Into CC’s Spa And Resort
247. DIS+ PERCYSERIES - S02E04 | Clarisse Blows Up Everything
246. DIS+ PERCYSERIES - S02E03 pt2 | I Have The Worst Family Reunion Ever
245. DIS+ PERCYSERIES - S02E03 pt1 | We Board The Princess Andromeda
244. DIS+ PERCYSERIES - S02E02 pt2 | I Accept Gifts From A Stranger
243. DIS+ PERCYSERIES - S02E02 pt1 | Demon Pigeons Attack
242. DIS+ PERCYSERIES - S02E01 | I Play Dodgeball With Cannibals
241. DIS+ PERCYSERIES - S2 Trailer Reactions & FAQs
240. DIS+ PERCYSERIES RECAP - S1E05-08
239. DIS+ PERCYSERIES RECAP - S1E01-04
238. TBM - Goodbye, Mr Horse
237. TBM - Congratulations! You Win… Burning To Death
236. TBM - Crazy Surfing Accident With A Knife
235. TBM - Love (Or The Horse) Will Kill You
234. TBM - Crazy Romans Surfing In My Pagan Temple
233. TBM - Hello Hot Granddad In My Underclothes
232. TBM - Grover Goes KA-BOOM! In His Yoga Pants
231. TBM - No Touchy The Itty-Bitty Murder Boots
230. TBM - We Found Squirrel Grenades To Blow Up
229. THE BURNING MAZE - Duct-Taped To A Rat Suitcase
228. TDP - Commodus And Shakespeare Flash Their Biscuits
227. TDP - Jerkwad Son Arms Bombs With Your Favourite Grapes
226. TDP - Lester Slaps The Fuzzy Chaos Cows
225. TDP - Let’s Be Besties With Carrot Peeling Wenches
224. BONUS - SDCC, S2 Trailer Breakdowns, Casting, & More Godly Quizzes
223. TDP - Toxic Chemicals Can Be Fun In Sewers
222. TDP - Toilet Caesar Eats A Snake
221. TDP - Ostrich Hexes On The Choo-Choo
220. TDP - Trapped Scrubbing Toilets With Four Beheaded Dudes
219. TDP - Epic Fail At Magic 8 Ball
218. THE DARK PROPHECY - Headless Cheese Ghost Kills Everyone
217. THO - Hey Look! It’s A Buck Naked Hunk Muffin
216. THO - It Takes A Village To Ride Your Mom
215. THO - Nightmares With Groovy Mamas
214. THO - Spectacularly Failing At Burning Oracles With Combat Ukeleles
213. THO - Redecorating Bowling Balls Of Death
212. THO - Tied To McCaffrey In A Three-Legged Death Race
211. THO - Check Your Spam Folder For Hotdogs
210. THO - Peaches In Combat With Aquaman's Plague Spirit
209. THE HIDDEN ORACLE - Uptown Goddy At Casa De Jackson
208. BOO - BONUS. Demigods & Magicians pt3. The Crown Of Ptolemy
207. BOO - BONUS. Hadestown The Musical, Our Experience
206. BONUS. Demigods & Magicians pt2. The Staff Of Serapis
205. BOO - BONUS. Demigods & Magicians pt1. The Son Of Sobek
203. BOO - BONUS. Nachos After The War
203. BOO - BONUS. Alternate Fan Ending
202. BOO - THE WAIT IS OVER!
201. BOO - Transformers: Dragons In Disguise
200. BONUS. Welcome To The Shitshow! Our 200th Episode Bonanza!
199. BOO - A Shadow Travel A Day Does NOT Keep The Doctor Away
198. BOO - Two Bee Or Not Two Bee
197. BOO - These Octavian Lookalike Contests Are Getting Really Out Of Hand
196. BOO - SquidGame Level: Medical Receptionist
195. BOO - Paper, Snow, A Ghost!
194. BOO - Budget Sharknado
193. BOO - It's A Femininomenon!
192. BOO - Panic Attack? No, It's Called A Love Surge
191. BOO - It's Giving 'Goob'
190. BOO - Death To All Participation Trophies
189. BOO - Booby Traps For Senior Citizens
188. BLOOD OF OLYMPUS - Old Man Jason Wants All The Tea
187. BONUS. Kate & Jo’s Shenanigans Across Europe!
186. HOH - We Drag This Out As Long As Possible
185. HOH - Did We Miss The Butt-Whoopin'?
184. HOH - Pina Coladas For 12 Minutes Straight Actually Would Make Me Destructive
183. HOH - Mystery Inc. Goes Catacomb Exploring
182. HOH - We Meet Grimace's (Hot) Buff Cousin
181. HOH - Jason Blesses The Rains Down In Africa
180. HOH - I Was Born In The Darkness
179. HOH - When Your Love Language Is Acts Of Service w/ Darien from Muses of Mythology
178. HOH - BONUS. We Fall Into The Multiverse Of Madness
177. HOH - He's Only *Nearly* Dead
176. HOH - That Charmspeak Is Snow Joke
175. HOH - Drakon Soup For The Soul
174. HOH - What Did Psyche See In This Guy?!! w/ Darien from Muses of Mythology
173. HOH - A Plague On Both Your Houses
172. HOH - Putting His Best Foot Forward
171. HOH - Sorry To Burst Your Bubble
170. HOH - Dishonour On You, Dishonour On Your Cow!
169. HOH - Welcome To Your Nightmare, Hahahaha
168. HOH - You've Just Been Pranked By The Prank Patrol
167. HOH - We're No Better Than Rick Riordan
166. HOUSE OF HADES - I WAS IN THE PIT YOU WERE IN THE PIT WE WERE IN THE PIT! THE PIT!!!
165. BONUS. DIS+ PERCYSERIES. The Making Of Percy TV
164. DIS+ PERCYSERIES. S01E08pt2 I Am Betrayed By One Who Calls Me A Friend
163. DIS+ PERCYSERIES. S01E08pt1 The Prophecy Comes True
162. DIS+ PERCYSERIES. S01E07pt2 We Have Abandonment Issues
161. DIS+ PERCYSERIES. S01E07pt1 We Find Out The Truth, Sort Of
160. DIS+ PERCYSERIES. S01E06 We Take A Zebra To Vegas
159. DIS+ PERCYSERIES. S01E05 pt2 We Ride The Thrill Ride O' Love
158. DIS+ PERCYSERIES. S01E05 pt1 A God Buys Us Cheeseburgers
157. DIS+ PERCYSERIES. S01E04 I Plunge To My Death
156. DIS+ PERCYSERIES. S01E03 We Visit The Garden Gnome Emporium
155. DIS+ PERCYSERIES. S01E02 I Become Supreme Lord Of The Bathroom
154. DIS+ PERCYSERIES. S01E01 I Accidentally Vaporize My Pre-Algebra Teacher
153. NOW Let's Talk About THAT PercySeries Trailer
152. BONUS. Megara Is Mother Gothel, Mother Gothel Is Megara
151. MOA - First Class Ticket To An Ass Whooping
150. MOA - No One Cares That It's Your Birthday
149. MOA - Kill It With Fire
148. MOA - Everybody Say 'Thankyou, *Audibly Gags* Mr. D'
147. MOA - Starbucks Is Terrible, But The Ancient Greek Version Is Even Worse
146. BONUS. SPOILERS: Chalice Of The Gods - A Solo Descent Into The Lost Sippy Cup
145. MOA - CHB's Mary-Jane Operation Is Now Swimming Under The Sea
144. MOA - The Answer To All Life's Problems Is Iguana
143. MOA - Porky The Crabtypus And His Demigod-Trap-Inator w/ Emma
142. MOA - My Horse Is Bigger Than Your Horse
141. MOA - Rosa Diaz, You're In The Wrong Franchise
140. MARK OF ATHENA - A Child Of Athena? SUS!
139. BONUS. Let’s Talk About What THAT PercySeries Trailer Means For Us…
138. BONUS. Demigod Diaries Pt4. Son Of Magic
137. SON - The Fifth Cohort Gains Accessories AND Confidence, SLAY!
136. SON - Dive For Cover In The Loincloth Sanctuary
135. SON - Jailbreaking A Geriatric
134. SON - Enslave Men, Make Millions
133. SON - Percy Bets His Literal F***ing Life Against A Blind Man w/ Robert aka thedammemepage
132. SON - Percy Gets High On Iris' Supply
131. SON - Octavian Has No Rizz
130. SON - Hannibal's Dreams Come True, Frank's Do Not
129. SON - A White Man? No!
128. SON OF NEPTUNE - THE KING HATH RETURNED w/ Emma
127. BONUS. Demigod Diaries Pt3. Leo Valdez And The Quest For Buford
126. TLH - We Come To A Horrible Conclusion
125. TLH - Enchiladas With A Side Of Burning Chasm
124. TLH - Feral Wolf Boy Meets Even More Feral Wolf Boys
123. TLH - The Doighty Lady Is Playing Doighty
122. BONUS. SPOILERS: The Sun And The Star - A Solo Descent Into My Emotions
121. TLH - 200 Pages To Get To The Quest?! Get F****d!
120. TLH - The Queen Of The Gods Ruins Annabeth's Week
119. THE LOST HERO - Superman, Beauty Queen, And The Human Torch Walk Into A Summer Camp
The Heroes Of Olympus Trailer
118. BONUS. 9 From The Nine Worlds
117. TSotD - I Have To Insult Loki Or Die Trying + HTTYD3: The Hidden World Review w/ Owen from Through The Mist
116. TSotD - Alex Has To Thaw My Frozen Lips Because We Almost Freeze To Death
115. TSotD - Mak's Mom Warns Us About The Giants Trying To Kill Us
114. TSotD - Remember That Cursed Ring We Found? Well, Dragon Dad Is Gonna Kill Us Now
113. TSotD - Caution, Exploding Giant Will Cause Death
112. TSotD - Grandfather Uses The Power Of Feet To Save Us From Watery Deaths
111. TSotD - Ran's Vendetta Almost Gets Us All Killed In A Cauldron Of Mead
110. THE SHIP OF THE DEAD - Percy Jackson Is Trying To Kill -I Mean Train- Me
109. BONUS. The Twilight Episode w/ Belarna
108. THoT - That Stupid Hammer Almost Gets Us All Killed + HTTYD2 Review
107. THoT - The Bride-To-Be Threatens To Murder Me
106. THoT - We Almost Die Falling For Magic Tricks
105. THoT - I Almost Die From Decapitation Again
104. THoT - We Might Die From This Cursed Ring We Found, But Time Will Tell
103. THoT - I Am Almost Blinded To Death By The Sun, Ironic For A Summer Demigod
102. THoT - We Postpone Our Deaths To Read The Minutes From The Last Zombie Meeting
101. THoT - The Hot Newbie Killed Me To Stop Me From Exploding
100. BONUS. 100th Episode Bonanza Celebration!!!!
99. THE HAMMER OF THOR - Luckily, The Assassin's Battle Axe Killed The Goat Instead Of Me
98. TSoS - Frey's Flower Power Keeps Me From Dying + HTTYD1 Review
97. TSoS - Fenris Wolf Tried To Charmspeak Me And I Almost Died
96. TSoS - Thor Farted And I'm Actually Surprised I Didn't Die
95. BONUS. Disney+ Percy Jackson Teaser Trailer REACTION
94. TSoS - The Expando-Duck's Extended Feature: They Keep You From Dying
93. TSoS - I Gained A Cousin But It Turns Out He Might Die
92. TSoS - I Died, But It Gave Me The Strength To Barter With Bag Ladies
91. TSoS - My Friends Helped Me Gatecrash My Funeral After I Died
90. BONUS. We Died... And Discovered Our Norse Godly Parents
89. TSoS - I Was Stabbed In The Face With An Axe... And I Died
88. TSoS - I Died... And My Valkyrie Blooper Reel Went Viral
87. THE SWORD OF SUMMER - My Saviours Brought Plastic Arrows To A Fire Fight... And Then I Died
86. BONUS. Kane Chronicles Fan Theories
85. TSS - The Last Double Date With The Gods
84. TSS - Sadie Goes To Death Boy's Fun House Of Evil
83. TSS - Fun And Painful Death With A Purple Chimpanzee
82. TSS - Hapi's Laser Beams Go Horribly Wrong
81. TSS - My Flowerpot Sister Gets Strangled In A Lava Fight
80. TSS - Amos Dances With Pigeons Of War
79. THE SERPENT'S SHADOW - We Win A Party With Chaos
78. TToF - My Friends Throw An Impossible House Party
77. TToF - The Helpful Hippo Buys Us A Moose God
76. TToF - Gambling With The Roman Death Squad
75. BONUS. Walker Scobell = PERCYFECTION
74. TToF - Zia The Evil Camel Demon
73. TToF - Carter Names Calls An Old Red Friend
72. TToF - A Dog-Headed Boy Delays Our Tour Of Russia
71. TToF - Dungbeetle Armageddon Almost Kills Me
70. BONUS. Fantheories, Mailbag#3, Battles & Birthdays w/ Bestie Belarna
69. THE THRONE OF FIRE - The 7000-Pound Ice-Cream Man Spontaneously Combusts w/ Robert TheDamMemePage from Into The Riordanverse
68. TRP - I Ruin A Rather Important Recording, For Now + Godly Quizzes
67. TRP - Zia's Revenge On The Secret House
66. TRP - Doughboy Is Vaporized By The Apocalypse
65. TRP - I Deliver Crosses To A Salsa Business
~Interlude~
64. TRP - Zia And Bast Date The God Of Toilet Paper w/ Maddy from Fatal Flaw
63. TRP - A Trip To Death With A Demon Queen
62. TRP - I Blow Up Professor Thoth's Locker Of Doom
61. TRP - A Star-Spangled Picnic With Aunt Kitty
60. TRP - Zia's Trip To Paris Goes Bad
59. TRP - A Godly Turkey Almost Kills Us
58.2 BONUS. TLT For Good. PJO Podcaster Livestream Supporting The Red Nation
58. TRP - We Jump Through Bast's Green Flamethrower
57. TRP - We Run From A Little Man With Knives
56. TRP - We're Kidnapped By A Monkey And A Crocodile
55. THE RED PYRAMID - My Cat Explodes A Needle For Christmas
54. BONUS. TLT Musical Review, Fantheories & MailBag#2
53. BONUS. Demigod Diaries Pt2. Percy Jackson And The Staff Of Hermes
52. BONUS. Percy Jackson And The Singer Of Apollo & MailBag#1
51. BONUS. The Sea Of Monsters Movie Review w/ Belarna
50. BONUS. The Lightning Thief Movie Review w/ Belarna
49. BONUS. Demigod Diaries Pt1. Diary of Luke Castellan
48. BONUS. PJATO Lookback & Monster Battles
47. TLO - I Am Dumped By Blackjack, Sort Of
46. TLO - We Win Fabulous Eternal Cities
45. TLO - I Go Commando On The Hot Seat
44. TLO - A Thief Throws A Party For Chiron
43. TLO - A Titan Brings Me A Flying Pig
42. TLO - Rachel Breaks A Bad Bridge
41. TLO - Two Snakes Save My New Friends
40. TLO - My Math Teacher Gives Me The Worst Bath Ever
39. TLO - My Dog Scorches My Cookies
38. TLO - I Burn A Death Shroud
37. THE LAST OLYMPIAN - I Go Cruising With Some Explosives
36. BONUS. "tragically straight"
35. BONUS. Demigod Files Pt3. Percy Jackson And The Sword Of Hades
34. BONUS. Demigod Files Pt2. Percy Jackson And The Bronze Dragon
33. BONUS. Demigod Files Pt1. Percy Jackson And The Stolen Chariot
32. BoTL - The Council Causes A Stampede At My Birthday Party
31. BoTL - The Lost God Speaks From A Coffin
30. BoTL - My Brother Duels My New Guide For Wings
29. BoTL - A Game Show Of Fire And Permanent Vacation
28. BoTL - Tyson Jailbreaks A Dude Ranch To Scoop Poop
27. BoTL - Annabeth Buys Happy Meals For A Two-Faced God
26. BONUS. The Kung Fu Panda Theory
25. BATTLE OF THE LABYRINTH - We Play Tag With The Underworld Cheerleading Squad
24. BONUS. Disney Hercules Review w/ Lily Scott
23. TTC - A Million Pound Friend Kills A New Enemy
22. TTC - I Wrestle Santa's Dam Junkyard Dragon
21. TTC - I Snowboard With Lamborghini Rocket Ships
20. TTC - Everybody Hates The Dangerous Zombies I Grew
19. TTC - Thalia Torches An Underwater Dead Friend
18. THE TITAN'S CURSE - Bianca di Angelo Rescues A Missile Launcher
17. SOM - The Magic Fleece Works With A Bang
16. SOM - Surprise! Party Ponies Invade The Ship
15. SOM - Annabeth Swims To The Fleece Of Doom
14. SOM - Confederate Clarisse's Spa And Resort
13. SOM - A Princess Andromeda Gift From A Strange Family Reunion
12. SOM - Demon Pigeons Attack My New Cabin Mate With Fire
11. SEA OF MONSTERS - My Best Friend Plays Dodgeball In A Taxi
10. BONUS. I Kiss Something Ugly
9. TLT - A True Prophecy Is Settled
8. TLT - We Find Our Jerk Relative, Sort Of
7. TLT - We Take A Zebra To Water-Bed Obedience School
6. TLT - I Plunge To Fugitive Godly Cheeseburgers
5. TLT - I Ruin A Garden Gnome Poodle
4. BONUS. Godly Parent Quiz Results
3. TLT - My Dinner Captures A Quest
2. TLT - My Mother Plays Pinochle In The Bathroom
1. THE LIGHTNING THIEF - I Accidentally Vaporize Three Old Ladies In Pants
0. Trailer - Welcome To THE DAM SNACKBAR!!