All Episodes

260. TTT - Let’s Play Stab The Strange Couple

258. TTT - Meet The New Hamster Ball Of Death

257. TTT - My Plan To Grant The Senate A Poison Carousel

256. TTT - A Large Shirley Temple, Amen

255. THE TYRANT’S TOMB - Swedish Fish Dude Chews My Guts

254. DIS+ PERCYSERIES - S02E08 pt2 | The Fleece Works It’s Magic Too Well

253. DIS+ PERCYSERIES - S02E08 pt1 | The Chariot Race Ends With A Bang

252. DIS+ PERCYSERIES - S02E07 pt2 | We Get A Surprise On Miami Beach

251. DIS+ PERCYSERIES - S02E07 pt1 | I Go Down With The Ship

250. DIS+ PERCYSERIES - S02E06 | Nobody Gets The Fleece

249. DIS+ PERCYSERIES - S02E05 pt2 | Annabeth Tries To Swim Home

248. DIS+ PERCYSERIES - S02E05 pt1 | We Check Into CC’s Spa And Resort

247. DIS+ PERCYSERIES - S02E04 | Clarisse Blows Up Everything

246. DIS+ PERCYSERIES - S02E03 pt2 | I Have The Worst Family Reunion Ever

245. DIS+ PERCYSERIES - S02E03 pt1 | We Board The Princess Andromeda

244. DIS+ PERCYSERIES - S02E02 pt2 | I Accept Gifts From A Stranger

243. DIS+ PERCYSERIES - S02E02 pt1 | Demon Pigeons Attack

242. DIS+ PERCYSERIES - S02E01 | I Play Dodgeball With Cannibals

241. DIS+ PERCYSERIES - S2 Trailer Reactions & FAQs

240. DIS+ PERCYSERIES RECAP - S1E05-08

239. DIS+ PERCYSERIES RECAP - S1E01-04

238. TBM - Goodbye, Mr Horse

237. TBM - Congratulations! You Win… Burning To Death

236. TBM - Crazy Surfing Accident With A Knife

235. TBM - Love (Or The Horse) Will Kill You

234. TBM - Crazy Romans Surfing In My Pagan Temple

233. TBM - Hello Hot Granddad In My Underclothes

232. TBM - Grover Goes KA-BOOM! In His Yoga Pants

231. TBM - No Touchy The Itty-Bitty Murder Boots

230. TBM - We Found Squirrel Grenades To Blow Up

229. THE BURNING MAZE - Duct-Taped To A Rat Suitcase

228. TDP - Commodus And Shakespeare Flash Their Biscuits

227. TDP - Jerkwad Son Arms Bombs With Your Favourite Grapes

226. TDP - Lester Slaps The Fuzzy Chaos Cows

225. TDP - Let’s Be Besties With Carrot Peeling Wenches

224. BONUS - SDCC, S2 Trailer Breakdowns, Casting, & More Godly Quizzes

223. TDP - Toxic Chemicals Can Be Fun In Sewers

222. TDP - Toilet Caesar Eats A Snake

221. TDP - Ostrich Hexes On The Choo-Choo

220. TDP - Trapped Scrubbing Toilets With Four Beheaded Dudes

219. TDP - Epic Fail At Magic 8 Ball

218. THE DARK PROPHECY - Headless Cheese Ghost Kills Everyone

217. THO - Hey Look! It’s A Buck Naked Hunk Muffin

216. THO - It Takes A Village To Ride Your Mom

215. THO - Nightmares With Groovy Mamas

214. THO - Spectacularly Failing At Burning Oracles With Combat Ukeleles

213. THO - Redecorating Bowling Balls Of Death

212. THO - Tied To McCaffrey In A Three-Legged Death Race

211. THO - Check Your Spam Folder For Hotdogs

210. THO - Peaches In Combat With Aquaman's Plague Spirit

209. THE HIDDEN ORACLE - Uptown Goddy At Casa De Jackson

208. BOO - BONUS. Demigods & Magicians pt3. The Crown Of Ptolemy

207. BOO - BONUS. Hadestown The Musical, Our Experience

206. BONUS. Demigods & Magicians pt2. The Staff Of Serapis

205. BOO - BONUS. Demigods & Magicians pt1. The Son Of Sobek

203. BOO - BONUS. Nachos After The War

203. BOO - BONUS. Alternate Fan Ending

202. BOO - THE WAIT IS OVER!

201. BOO - Transformers: Dragons In Disguise

200. BONUS. Welcome To The Shitshow! Our 200th Episode Bonanza!

199. BOO - A Shadow Travel A Day Does NOT Keep The Doctor Away

198. BOO - Two Bee Or Not Two Bee

197. BOO - These Octavian Lookalike Contests Are Getting Really Out Of Hand

196. BOO - SquidGame Level: Medical Receptionist

195. BOO - Paper, Snow, A Ghost!

194. BOO - Budget Sharknado

193. BOO - It's A Femininomenon!

192. BOO - Panic Attack? No, It's Called A Love Surge

191. BOO - It's Giving 'Goob'

190. BOO - Death To All Participation Trophies

189. BOO - Booby Traps For Senior Citizens

188. BLOOD OF OLYMPUS - Old Man Jason Wants All The Tea

187. BONUS. Kate & Jo’s Shenanigans Across Europe!

186. HOH - We Drag This Out As Long As Possible

185. HOH - Did We Miss The Butt-Whoopin'?

184. HOH - Pina Coladas For 12 Minutes Straight Actually Would Make Me Destructive

183. HOH - Mystery Inc. Goes Catacomb Exploring

182. HOH - We Meet Grimace's (Hot) Buff Cousin

181. HOH - Jason Blesses The Rains Down In Africa

180. HOH - I Was Born In The Darkness

179. HOH - When Your Love Language Is Acts Of Service w/ Darien from Muses of Mythology

178. HOH - BONUS. We Fall Into The Multiverse Of Madness

177. HOH - He's Only *Nearly* Dead

176. HOH - That Charmspeak Is Snow Joke

175. HOH - Drakon Soup For The Soul

174. HOH - What Did Psyche See In This Guy?!! w/ Darien from Muses of Mythology

173. HOH - A Plague On Both Your Houses

172. HOH - Putting His Best Foot Forward

171. HOH - Sorry To Burst Your Bubble

170. HOH - Dishonour On You, Dishonour On Your Cow!

169. HOH - Welcome To Your Nightmare, Hahahaha

168. HOH - You've Just Been Pranked By The Prank Patrol

167. HOH - We're No Better Than Rick Riordan

166. HOUSE OF HADES - I WAS IN THE PIT YOU WERE IN THE PIT WE WERE IN THE PIT! THE PIT!!!

165. BONUS. DIS+ PERCYSERIES. The Making Of Percy TV

164. DIS+ PERCYSERIES. S01E08pt2 I Am Betrayed By One Who Calls Me A Friend

163. DIS+ PERCYSERIES. S01E08pt1 The Prophecy Comes True

162. DIS+ PERCYSERIES. S01E07pt2 We Have Abandonment Issues

161. DIS+ PERCYSERIES. S01E07pt1 We Find Out The Truth, Sort Of

160. DIS+ PERCYSERIES. S01E06 We Take A Zebra To Vegas

159. DIS+ PERCYSERIES. S01E05 pt2 We Ride The Thrill Ride O' Love

158. DIS+ PERCYSERIES. S01E05 pt1 A God Buys Us Cheeseburgers

157. DIS+ PERCYSERIES. S01E04 I Plunge To My Death

156. DIS+ PERCYSERIES. S01E03 We Visit The Garden Gnome Emporium

155. DIS+ PERCYSERIES. S01E02 I Become Supreme Lord Of The Bathroom

154. DIS+ PERCYSERIES. S01E01 I Accidentally Vaporize My Pre-Algebra Teacher

153. NOW Let's Talk About THAT PercySeries Trailer

152. BONUS. Megara Is Mother Gothel, Mother Gothel Is Megara

151. MOA - First Class Ticket To An Ass Whooping

150. MOA - No One Cares That It's Your Birthday

149. MOA - Kill It With Fire

148. MOA - Everybody Say 'Thankyou, *Audibly Gags* Mr. D'

147. MOA - Starbucks Is Terrible, But The Ancient Greek Version Is Even Worse

146. BONUS. SPOILERS: Chalice Of The Gods - A Solo Descent Into The Lost Sippy Cup

145. MOA - CHB's Mary-Jane Operation Is Now Swimming Under The Sea

144. MOA - The Answer To All Life's Problems Is Iguana

143. MOA - Porky The Crabtypus And His Demigod-Trap-Inator w/ Emma

142. MOA - My Horse Is Bigger Than Your Horse

141. MOA - Rosa Diaz, You're In The Wrong Franchise

140. MARK OF ATHENA - A Child Of Athena? SUS!

139. BONUS. Let’s Talk About What THAT PercySeries Trailer Means For Us…

138. BONUS. Demigod Diaries Pt4. Son Of Magic

137. SON - The Fifth Cohort Gains Accessories AND Confidence, SLAY!

136. SON - Dive For Cover In The Loincloth Sanctuary

135. SON - Jailbreaking A Geriatric

134. SON - Enslave Men, Make Millions

133. SON - Percy Bets His Literal F***ing Life Against A Blind Man w/ Robert aka thedammemepage

132. SON - Percy Gets High On Iris' Supply

131. SON - Octavian Has No Rizz

130. SON - Hannibal's Dreams Come True, Frank's Do Not

129. SON - A White Man? No!

128. SON OF NEPTUNE - THE KING HATH RETURNED w/ Emma

127. BONUS. Demigod Diaries Pt3. Leo Valdez And The Quest For Buford

126. TLH - We Come To A Horrible Conclusion

125. TLH - Enchiladas With A Side Of Burning Chasm

124. TLH - Feral Wolf Boy Meets Even More Feral Wolf Boys

123. TLH - The Doighty Lady Is Playing Doighty

122. BONUS. SPOILERS: The Sun And The Star - A Solo Descent Into My Emotions

121. TLH - 200 Pages To Get To The Quest?! Get F****d!

120. TLH - The Queen Of The Gods Ruins Annabeth's Week

119. THE LOST HERO - Superman, Beauty Queen, And The Human Torch Walk Into A Summer Camp

The Heroes Of Olympus Trailer

118. BONUS. 9 From The Nine Worlds

117. TSotD - I Have To Insult Loki Or Die Trying + HTTYD3: The Hidden World Review w/ Owen from Through The Mist

116. TSotD - Alex Has To Thaw My Frozen Lips Because We Almost Freeze To Death

115. TSotD - Mak's Mom Warns Us About The Giants Trying To Kill Us

114. TSotD - Remember That Cursed Ring We Found? Well, Dragon Dad Is Gonna Kill Us Now

113. TSotD - Caution, Exploding Giant Will Cause Death

112. TSotD - Grandfather Uses The Power Of Feet To Save Us From Watery Deaths

111. TSotD - Ran's Vendetta Almost Gets Us All Killed In A Cauldron Of Mead

110. THE SHIP OF THE DEAD - Percy Jackson Is Trying To Kill -I Mean Train- Me

109. BONUS. The Twilight Episode w/ Belarna

108. THoT - That Stupid Hammer Almost Gets Us All Killed + HTTYD2 Review

107. THoT - The Bride-To-Be Threatens To Murder Me

106. THoT - We Almost Die Falling For Magic Tricks

105. THoT - I Almost Die From Decapitation Again

104. THoT - We Might Die From This Cursed Ring We Found, But Time Will Tell

103. THoT - I Am Almost Blinded To Death By The Sun, Ironic For A Summer Demigod

102. THoT - We Postpone Our Deaths To Read The Minutes From The Last Zombie Meeting

101. THoT - The Hot Newbie Killed Me To Stop Me From Exploding

100. BONUS. 100th Episode Bonanza Celebration!!!!

99. THE HAMMER OF THOR - Luckily, The Assassin's Battle Axe Killed The Goat Instead Of Me

98. TSoS - Frey's Flower Power Keeps Me From Dying + HTTYD1 Review

97. TSoS - Fenris Wolf Tried To Charmspeak Me And I Almost Died

96. TSoS - Thor Farted And I'm Actually Surprised I Didn't Die

95. BONUS. Disney+ Percy Jackson Teaser Trailer REACTION

94. TSoS - The Expando-Duck's Extended Feature: They Keep You From Dying

93. TSoS - I Gained A Cousin But It Turns Out He Might Die

92. TSoS - I Died, But It Gave Me The Strength To Barter With Bag Ladies

91. TSoS - My Friends Helped Me Gatecrash My Funeral After I Died

90. BONUS. We Died... And Discovered Our Norse Godly Parents

89. TSoS - I Was Stabbed In The Face With An Axe... And I Died

88. TSoS - I Died... And My Valkyrie Blooper Reel Went Viral

87. THE SWORD OF SUMMER - My Saviours Brought Plastic Arrows To A Fire Fight... And Then I Died

86. BONUS. Kane Chronicles Fan Theories

85. TSS - The Last Double Date With The Gods

84. TSS - Sadie Goes To Death Boy's Fun House Of Evil

83. TSS - Fun And Painful Death With A Purple Chimpanzee

82. TSS - Hapi's Laser Beams Go Horribly Wrong

81. TSS - My Flowerpot Sister Gets Strangled In A Lava Fight

80. TSS - Amos Dances With Pigeons Of War

79. THE SERPENT'S SHADOW - We Win A Party With Chaos

78. TToF - My Friends Throw An Impossible House Party

77. TToF - The Helpful Hippo Buys Us A Moose God

76. TToF - Gambling With The Roman Death Squad

75. BONUS. Walker Scobell = PERCYFECTION

74. TToF - Zia The Evil Camel Demon

73. TToF - Carter Names Calls An Old Red Friend

72. TToF - A Dog-Headed Boy Delays Our Tour Of Russia

71. TToF - Dungbeetle Armageddon Almost Kills Me

70. BONUS. Fantheories, Mailbag#3, Battles & Birthdays w/ Bestie Belarna

69. THE THRONE OF FIRE - The 7000-Pound Ice-Cream Man Spontaneously Combusts w/ Robert TheDamMemePage from Into The Riordanverse

68. TRP - I Ruin A Rather Important Recording, For Now + Godly Quizzes

67. TRP - Zia's Revenge On The Secret House

66. TRP - Doughboy Is Vaporized By The Apocalypse

65. TRP - I Deliver Crosses To A Salsa Business

~Interlude~

64. TRP - Zia And Bast Date The God Of Toilet Paper w/ Maddy from Fatal Flaw

63. TRP - A Trip To Death With A Demon Queen

62. TRP - I Blow Up Professor Thoth's Locker Of Doom

61. TRP - A Star-Spangled Picnic With Aunt Kitty

60. TRP - Zia's Trip To Paris Goes Bad

59. TRP - A Godly Turkey Almost Kills Us

58.2 BONUS. TLT For Good. PJO Podcaster Livestream Supporting The Red Nation

58. TRP - We Jump Through Bast's Green Flamethrower

57. TRP - We Run From A Little Man With Knives

56. TRP - We're Kidnapped By A Monkey And A Crocodile

55. THE RED PYRAMID - My Cat Explodes A Needle For Christmas

54. BONUS. TLT Musical Review, Fantheories & MailBag#2

53. BONUS. Demigod Diaries Pt2. Percy Jackson And The Staff Of Hermes

52. BONUS. Percy Jackson And The Singer Of Apollo & MailBag#1

51. BONUS. The Sea Of Monsters Movie Review w/ Belarna

50. BONUS. The Lightning Thief Movie Review w/ Belarna

49. BONUS. Demigod Diaries Pt1. Diary of Luke Castellan

48. BONUS. PJATO Lookback & Monster Battles

47. TLO - I Am Dumped By Blackjack, Sort Of

46. TLO - We Win Fabulous Eternal Cities

45. TLO - I Go Commando On The Hot Seat

44. TLO - A Thief Throws A Party For Chiron

43. TLO - A Titan Brings Me A Flying Pig

42. TLO - Rachel Breaks A Bad Bridge

41. TLO - Two Snakes Save My New Friends

40. TLO - My Math Teacher Gives Me The Worst Bath Ever

39. TLO - My Dog Scorches My Cookies

38. TLO - I Burn A Death Shroud

37. THE LAST OLYMPIAN - I Go Cruising With Some Explosives

36. BONUS. "tragically straight"

35. BONUS. Demigod Files Pt3. Percy Jackson And The Sword Of Hades

34. BONUS. Demigod Files Pt2. Percy Jackson And The Bronze Dragon

33. BONUS. Demigod Files Pt1. Percy Jackson And The Stolen Chariot

32. BoTL - The Council Causes A Stampede At My Birthday Party

31. BoTL - The Lost God Speaks From A Coffin

30. BoTL - My Brother Duels My New Guide For Wings

29. BoTL - A Game Show Of Fire And Permanent Vacation

28. BoTL - Tyson Jailbreaks A Dude Ranch To Scoop Poop

27. BoTL - Annabeth Buys Happy Meals For A Two-Faced God

26. BONUS. The Kung Fu Panda Theory

25. BATTLE OF THE LABYRINTH - We Play Tag With The Underworld Cheerleading Squad

24. BONUS. Disney Hercules Review w/ Lily Scott

23. TTC - A Million Pound Friend Kills A New Enemy

22. TTC - I Wrestle Santa's Dam Junkyard Dragon

21. TTC - I Snowboard With Lamborghini Rocket Ships

20. TTC - Everybody Hates The Dangerous Zombies I Grew

19. TTC - Thalia Torches An Underwater Dead Friend

18. THE TITAN'S CURSE - Bianca di Angelo Rescues A Missile Launcher

17. SOM - The Magic Fleece Works With A Bang

16. SOM - Surprise! Party Ponies Invade The Ship

15. SOM - Annabeth Swims To The Fleece Of Doom

14. SOM - Confederate Clarisse's Spa And Resort

13. SOM - A Princess Andromeda Gift From A Strange Family Reunion

12. SOM - Demon Pigeons Attack My New Cabin Mate With Fire

11. SEA OF MONSTERS - My Best Friend Plays Dodgeball In A Taxi

10. BONUS. I Kiss Something Ugly

9. TLT - A True Prophecy Is Settled

8. TLT - We Find Our Jerk Relative, Sort Of

7. TLT - We Take A Zebra To Water-Bed Obedience School

6. TLT - I Plunge To Fugitive Godly Cheeseburgers

5. TLT - I Ruin A Garden Gnome Poodle

4. BONUS. Godly Parent Quiz Results

3. TLT - My Dinner Captures A Quest

2. TLT - My Mother Plays Pinochle In The Bathroom

1. THE LIGHTNING THIEF - I Accidentally Vaporize Three Old Ladies In Pants

0. Trailer - Welcome To THE DAM SNACKBAR!!