All Episodes

#52 | The Great Purse Incident of 2018

#51 | We're Ready For Retirement

#50 | A Case of the Mondays...

#49 | Its Spring Break & We're Party Animals!

#48 | Strollers Are Our Enemy...

#47 | Will We Break Up for $37,000?!?!

#46 | Are There No Sane People Left?!

#45 | The World is Full of Wahoos

#44 | Judge Judy...Be Our Valentine?

#43 | Wow...You're Such a Bully

#42 | Belly Buttons Are a Vortex...

#41 | Grow a Pair of Boobs

#40 | Our Missile Plan is Ready to Go!

#38 | Trains, Pains, and Automobiles

#37 | Christmas Time is Here...Oh $hit...

#36 | We Rocked a Tiny House!

#35 | Garage Sale FAIL!

#34 | Dude...You Ready for Black Friday Girlll?!

#32 | Happy Halloween!!!

#31 | We're Never Going to Home Depot Again...

#30 | The Story of How We Met...

#29 | Sleeping with Our Eyes Open...

#28 | Well...We're Still Alive!

#27 | We're Prepared for the Big One!

#26 | Don't Steal Our Idea...

#25 | So You're an Eclipse...That Don't Impress Us Much!

#24 | Where The Wild Things Are

#23 | These Are The Mostly True Opinions

#22 | Let's Pull An All Nighter

#20 | Next Time We'll Trust Our Gut...

#19 | Delighting Families & A***holes Everywhere...

#18 | We Aren't THAT Crazy...Are We?!

#17 | Why Can't We Go Tiny?!

#16 | The Anniversary Special!

#15 | We're Getting Too Old Too Fast

#14 | Sucking The Oyster Loogies

#13 | When Spiders Attack!

#12 | 13 Reasons Why We'll Never Fly Again!

#11 | The California Redneck $100 Challenge

#10 | We Didn't Used to Be This Lame...

#9 | The Lost Art of Stay-cationing

#8 | The Dog Sitter From Hell

#7 | Old Pets, New Pets, Red Pets, Blue Pets

#6 | The Totally Qualified Millionaire Teachers

#5 | We've Got Animal Spirits

#4 | Not So Naked and Afraid

#3 | So Much Rage We Can Juice It

#2 | Who Needs All These Body Parts?!

#1 | Welcome to Our Quarter Life Crisis