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The Dump — 104 episodes
June 5, 2026: Happy birthday, America
May 29, 2026: Everything checks out PERFECTLY
May 22, 2026: See you in the permanent archive
May 1, 2026: How to Identify the British Flag
April 24, 2026: Better in a fortnight
April 17, 2026: Everything's bigger in taxes
March 20, 2026: War is Peace
March 13, 2026: Worrying about the economy? In this economy??
February 20, 2026: The Year of the Fire Hose
February 13, 2026: American Valentines
February 6, 2026: The Winter House
December 5, 2025: Auld Lang Sigh
November 14, 2025: They go low, we go home
November 7, 2025: We did it Zo
October 24, 2025: Dancing in the streets
October 17, 2025: Special relationship advice
October 10, 2025: Make Shutdowns Great Again
September 26, 2025: The Kimmel Comeback Kid
September 19, 2025: If you’re the FCC, please stop listening
July 28, 2025: The crazy train to Epstein Island
July 21, 2025: A hard, Gen Z stare
July 14, 2025: The price of ICE (and eggs)
June 30, 2025: Conservative intelligence
June 16, 2025: No kings
June 9, 2025: We're all going to die. And the tooth fairy isn't real.
May 19, 2025: Qatar Air Privilege Club Platinum Members
May 12, 2025: New Pope, Who Dis?
April 7, 2025: The longest filibuster in history
March 31, 2025: :facepunch: :us: :fire:
March 10, 2025: The State of the Union is bad
February 24, 2025: 007 in the Amazon
February 17, 2025: A permanent residency for The Village People
February 10, 2025: You can't handle the truth social
February 3, 2025: DeepSeek'ing Asylum
January 27, 2025: Bye bye, Biden
January 6, 2025: Don't talk to me about dry January
December 15, 2024: I can't guarantee tomorrow.
December 8, 2024: I beg your pardon
November 10, 2024: The only time Beyonce was a bad idea
November 3, 2024: The election episode
October 27, 2024: Baked Chilean Sea Bass
October 20, 2024: Rat Czar City
October 6, 2024: Ohio is Not JD Vance
September 29, 2024: Roommates with benefits
September 15, 2024: Eating the dogs
September 8, 2024: George W. Bush does not endorse this message
July 28, 2024: This episode exists in the context of all the episodes that came before it
June 30, 2024: IDK, debate feels like too strong a word
June 23, 2024: Sunscreen is not enough
June 16, 2024: Reasons for optimism
June 2, 2024: ‘Apocalyptic Optimism’ Is In
May 26, 2024: Memorial Doge
May 19, 2024: Is the monarchy going up in flames, or is this a reference to the Tampax Affair?
April 21 2024: The party at 100 Centre Street
April 14 2024: Viva la pollution
April 7 2023: $900 to stay in a Super8 in Ohio
March 24, 2024: "Broke Don” is the title of a Twilight book
March 17, 2024: Where's Kate?
March 10, 2024: The Kitchen Speech
March 4, 2024: Ramen Girl Summer
February 11 2024: "None of these candidates"
February 4 2024: Chancery Italics
January 28 2024: An Amazon Warehouse Would Make an Amazing Barricade
January 21 2024: True Primary Colors
January 14 2024: Dry Humor January
December 17, 2023: New Years Resolutions
December 10, 2023: If a GOP debate happens in a forest
December 3, 2023: Save Our Screen Names
November 12, 2023: THE MOST IMPORTANT ELECTION OF OUR LIFETIME
November 5, 2023: The Taylor effect hits late night
October 22, 2023: We're all dressing as Holden Caufield
October 15, 2023: Raising awareness about the sports
October 8, 2023: Is it because I called you fat?
September 24, 2023: Eye on the skies
September 17, 2023: Congressional Grandmas and Unsent Twitter Posts
September 10, 2023: What do you think they mean by “lifestyles"?
August 20, 2023: We would like to age.
August 13, 2023: The taste of silence
August 6, 2023: Same thing we do every day. Try and take over the world.
July 30, 2023: Gypsies Tramps and Cream
July 23, 2023: International Relations Barbie
July 16 2023: Hell no, we won't HBO
July 9 2023: Hot Garbage Summer
June 18 2023: Ukraine, spaghetti and rhynchosaurs
June 4, 2023: Nun news is good news
May 28, 2023: Running from Florida
Episode 017: A challenge in Montana
Episode 16: Liar Liar
Episode 15: If Parrots Could Call
Episode 14: The Blue Mark
Episode 13: Like Banning Camo from Speakeasies
Episode 12: A spicy meatball
Episode 11: The Love Lives of Fruit Flies
Episode 010: They never give you toasters
Episode 009: Champagne Carpets
Episode 008: Petfluencer, hellscape, trauma dumping
Episode 007: Soy leche
Episode 006: Presidents Daiye
Episode 005: Eagles vs The Penguin
Episode 004: There are no more crabs
Episode 003: Bears, butter, banned books
Episode 002: Number two
Episode 001: Be real, get cancelled
The Dump: Teaser