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The Famous Sloping Pitch (or Is Football F**ked?) — 213 episodes
Ep 2 of World Cup S**t is out!
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Ep. 5.41 - Mark Steel on a train…in Germany
EEp. 5.40 - An Entitled Flancer
EEp. 5.39 - A thirst for drama
EEp. 5.38 - The Last Temptation of Cristiano
EEp. 5.37 - A Succulent Bacon Sandwich
EEp. 5.36 - American Maths
EEp. 5.35 - A John Terry Vanity Project
EEp. 5.34 - Shark Dentist
EEp. 5.33 - That was abject s**t
EEp. 5.32 - Salah the Passenger
EEp. 5.31 - Sponge Bob, Round Ball
EEp. 5.30 - Gravity seems to get heavier for Arsenal
EEp. 5.29 - Shut up, Tom Brady
EEp. 5.28 - A moral reboot
EEp. 5.27 - The bronzest of all time
EEp. 5.26 - Injecting penises for ski jump
EEp. 5.25 - This is getting stupid now
EEp. 5.24 - Anschluss Style Shenanigans
EEp. 5.23 - Extraordinary flag business
EEp. 5.22 - A Busted Flush
EEp. 5.21 - The Bedwetting Nature of Footballers
EEp. 5.20 - Happy Sportsmas!
EEp. 5.19 - A Prize For Evil
EEp. 5.18 - Sausages and Spaghetti Hoops
EEp. 5.17 - Consistency and Bovril
EEp. 5.16 - A Love Letter to a Cult Football Classic
EEp. 5.15 - A Sort of Ocean’s Eleven
EEp. 5.14 - Technical Glitches and Legal Quirks
EEp. 5.13 - Jimmy Mulville : Everton and Me
EEp. 5.12 - Cesc Fabregas is the new David Brent
EEp. 5.11 - A Gorgeous Lie
EEp. 5.10 - Joe Willock's Maze Adventure
EEp. 5.9 - Saudi Arabia’s Pavlovian Response
EEp. 5.8 - Bigger Isn’t Always Better
EEp. 5.7 - Thursdays are for putting the bins out
EEp. 5.6 - Keen But Crap
EEp. 5.5 - Football is officially f****d
EEp. 5.4 - Losing Is The New Winning
EEp. 5.3 - Wayne Rooney’s favourite movie
EEp. 5.2 - Kevin Day returns
EEp. 5.1 - A New Season!
EEp. 4.41 - OLDHAM ARE UP!
EEp. 4.40 - The Season of Hyperbole
EEp. 4.39 - Jim Ratcliffe sleeps in his car
EEp. 4.38 - Ten Single Magpies
EEp. 4.37 - Fantasy Pope
EEp. 4.36 - Jesus, Can I Have Your Shirt?
EEp. 4.35 - Pope Gianni I
EEp. 4.34 - You’re Going Down, Fat Boy
EEp. 4.33 - A Strop and A Flounce
EEp. 4.32 - Grabbing an Opponent’s Nose
EEp. 4.31 - Gordon Kennedy: Red or Dead
EEp. 4.30 - A Fragrance of Absurdity
EEp. 4.29 - The Jonathan Pearce Manoeuvre
EEp. 4.28 - A Trump/Ronaldo Ticket
EEp. 4.27 - Rüdigeritis
EEp. 4.26 - Ineos, Outeos, Shake It All Abouteos.
EEp. 4.25 - The Designated Piss Fence
EA Message From Chris
EEp. 4.24 - Fish Cakes On The Pitch
EEp. 4.23 - Shape Up or F**k Off
EEp. 4.22 - Mike Dean's In Town
EEp. 4.21 - I Want 2024 Back
EEp. 4.20 - Opening A Donkey Sanctuary
EEp. 4.19 - Could Gary Lineker run the country?
EEp. 4.18 - Massive Budget of Evil
EEp. 4.17 - Alf Ramsey’s Suitcase
EEp. 4.16 - The Rise of Ruben
EEp. 4.15 - A Delightful Mystery
Ep. 4.14 - Taking a break from international football
EEp. 4.13 - Democracy Doesn’t Work
EEp. 4.12 - A Cartoon Horse
EEp. 4.11 - Rihanna at Tranmere Rovers
EEp. 4.10 - Fergie time’s finally up
EEp. 4.9 - Ronaldo’s New Fragrance
EEp. 4.8 - Too Many Podcasts
EEp. 4.7 - Remembering Ceefax
EEp. 4.6 - The Pantomime World of Stoke City
EEp. 4.5 - Barrow's Bizarre Bonuses
EEp. 4.4 - Kevin Day is back!
EEp. 4.3 - Seven Lungs
EEp. 4.2 - Ronaldo at the Queen Vic
EEp. 4.1 - A Circus Of Disappointment
EEp. 3.41 - My Beloved Saints
EEp. 3.40 - Wear four out there, Romero
EEp. 3.39 - Bonkers!
EEp. 3.38 - Redesigning the camel
EEp. 3.37 - Ronaldo has grown a beard
EEp. 3.36 - Using the Turin Shroud as a towel
EEp. 3.35 - Firing a flirty cat
EEp. 3.34 - Lowperbole
EEp. 3.33 - Youngest Kobbie to play for England
EEp. 3.32 - Sexiest Manager in the Premier League
EEp. 3.31 - Upstart European F*ckwits Association
EEp. 3.30 - Fishing with Lionel Messi
EEp. 3.29 - A Reduction in a Deduction
EEp. 3.28 - Eric Cantona is not Jacques Brel
EEp. 3.27 - Nothing in nature is blue
EEp. 3.26 - Bagpipes Allowed
EEp. 3.25 - Impersonating Xabi Alonso
EEp. 3.24 - The Football Home Guard
EEp. 3.23 - A Complete Pleat Bleat
EEp. 3.22 - All wars are arms wars
EEp. 3.21 - A Duff Roast Potato
EFSP Backpass Taster: 1969/70 (feat. Andy Hamilton)
EEp. 3.20 - European Court Of Tennis
EEp. 3.19 - The 100th
EEp. 3.18 - Dire Raya
EEp. 3.17 - Back to the Fuchsia
EEp. 3.16 - Ian Beale’s Sex Appeal
EEp. 3.15 - Who even gives an indirect free kick anymore?
EEp. 3.14 - Chris England: Independent Football Regulator
EEp. 3.13 - Mike Ashley’s Helicopter
EEp. 3.12 - More Colonel Hall Impressions
EEp. 3.11 - Andy Hamilton is back
EEp. 3.10 - The Showaddywaddy Footballing Dynasty
EEp. 3.9 - The Paraguay Reason
EEp. 3.8 - Saudio Mane
EEp. 3.7 - A Disappointing Christmas
EEp. 3.6 - Baccara’s Second Single
EEp. 3.5 - Do you like entertainment, Jermaine?
EEp. 3.4 - The Baldest Profession
EEp. 3.3 - FSP Sans Frontières
EEp. 3.2 - Daniel Sturridge singing Usher
EEp. 3.1 - Here We Go Again
EEp. 2.41 - And That Is That
EEp. 2.40 - The Haaland Globetrotters
EEp. 2.39 - Remembering Andy Smart
EEp. 2.38 - Go and cook yourself an egg
EEp. 2.37 - A Coronation Special
EEp. 2.36 - Groin News
Ep. 2.35 - Double Dip Derby Day
EEp. 2.34 - A Big Baby
EEp. 2.33 - Alistair McGowan
EEp. 2.32 - Mark Webster
EEp. 2.31 - Pencils for corners
EEp. 2.30 - Did You Miss Us?
EEp. 2.29a - A short message
EEp. 2.29 - Rob Harley
EEp. 2.28 - Patrick Barclay
EEp. 2.27 - Pisser dans un violon
EEp. 2.26 - Andy Smart
EEp. 2.25 - Kevin Day
EEp. 2.24 - Brian Viner
EEp. 2.23 - Sam Delaney
Ep. 2.22 - Mark Steel returns
EEp. 2.21 - Simon Sprackling
EEp. 2.20 - Jonathan Maitland from London
EEp. 2.19a - A short message
Ep. 2.19 - Jonathan Maitland from Qatar
Ep. 2.18 - Van Gaal’s Afternoon Delight
Ep. 2.17 - F!F@ Global Soccer Tournament 2022 catch up
EEp. 2.16 - Gavin Muge
EEp. 2.15 - Paul Watson
EEp. 2.14 - Gordon Kennedy
EEp. 2.13 - Angus Deayton
EEp. 2.12 - Sent to Coventry
EEp. 2.11 - The smell of football
EEp. 2.10 - Nick’s return to professional football
EEp. 2.9 - Tony Adams' golden cannon
EEp. 2.8 - State of the Nation(s League)
EEp. 2.7 - Live (unedited) from the London Podcast Festival (11/09/22)
EEp. 2.6 - VCR Technology
EEp. 2.5 - Tim Vine - I want to be a Malaysian paperboy
EEp. 2.4 - Ryan Giggs’ poetry corner
EEp. 2.3 - Erik Ten Games
EEp. 2.2 - Chris Sutton United 0 - 1 All Of Them
EEp. 2.1 - It came home
EEp. 41 - Monty Panesar - Season one finale
EEp. 40 - Simon Brodkin - Being arrested is a result.
EEp. 39 - Jack Docherty - Mainly Pies
EEp. 38 - Rob Sprackling: England Manager
EEp. 37 - Ned Boulting - Steven Gerrard’s Carpet
EEp. 36 - Mike Keegan - Oldham relegation souvenir edition.
EEp. 35 - Correspondence Episode - "A Court of a Different Kind"
EEp. 34 - Jenny Ryan - Brain of Bolton
EEp. 33 - Kevin Day’s Football Manifesto
EEp. 32 - Sam Delaney - Lean Cuisine Meatballs
EEp. 31 - David Morrissey - The Croutons
Ep. 30 - Matt Lewis - Barbados/Florida/Streatham.
EEp. 29 - Natalie Sawyer - Shezzington World of Adventures
EEp. 28 - Tom Craig - Dead Tommy off of Coronation Street.
Ep. 27 - Lloyd Griffith - A plate of chicken
Ep. 26 - Mark Billingham - Feat. Cornell Stamaran
Ep. 25 - Tim Lovejoy - Guest manifesto pt. 1
Ep. 24 - Special Sue Smith
EEp. 23 - Jon Holmes under the hammer - An interview with the uber agent
A short message
Ep. 22 - Justin Moorhouse - "The Theatre of Leaks"
EEp. 21 - Norman Pace - Tomelu Tukachel and Dusty Hare
Ep. 20 - Norwegian Would - A post-Christmas catch up
EEp. 19 - Andy Zaltzman - The Famous Sloping Wicket (WARNING: A lot of cricket.)
EEp. 18 - Richard Bevan - Managing expectations
EEp. 17 - Adrian Chiles - Really does like football
Ep. 16 - A Podcast with Gary Lineker
Ep. 15 - Alan Davies - Playing like kids
Ep. 14 - Mark Gregory - More Than a Game
Ep. 13 - Olly Wicken owns a pair of Graham Taylor’s pants
EEp. 12 - Mark Steel - “What’s he doing there?”
Ep. 11 - It's only Tony flipping Pulis!
Ep. 10 - Dennis, Hugh Dennis
EEp. 9 - Andy 'Handwritten' Hamilton
EEp. 8 - Helen Delap gets physio
EEp. 7 - The Dazzling Don Goodman
EEp. 6 - Andy Smart's Iranian Adventure
Ep. 5 - David Baddiel’s Mistaken Identity
EEp. 4 - Kevin Day's Crystal Palace loyalties
EEp. 3 - Theo Delaney's Tottenham are top
Ep. 2 - The brilliant Jo Brand
EEp. 1 - Tim Lovejoy's lament
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