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The Football Humans — 290 episodes

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Infantino is a clown

2

Messi is the Greatest...Ronaldo wants to be player-manager

3

There is a World Cup on

4

Season Review - it's been a disappointment all round

5

Heartbreak for Hearts

6

Who Would You Keep at Spurs?

7

End of an Era

8

Wragg is a Hibbie

9

We All Know Who the Snitch is

10

From the Joy of Space to VAR

11

As a Spurs fan would you take Winning the Champs League and Relegation?

12

It wasn't a Scorpion Kick

13

By order of the Traitors, listen to this football podcast

14

Declan Rice isn't Zidane!

15

Yes yes yes, Merry Christmas

16

Setanta Sports has a Lot to Answer for!

17

Why Did John Not Go to the Derby?

18

Would He Get in the Top 10 All Time Premier league Strikers?

19

Who Won the Transfer Window?

20

Season Predictions

21

Kick Off the New Season

22

End Of Season Wrap

23

What a HUGE game

24

We're going to win the league!

25

Are Liverpool imploading?

26

Onion Gravy

27

Cluedo and Traitors on a football podcast

28

It was never a penalty

29

Old Fashioned Number 9

30

What Ref's Really Think

31

Who deserves the Ballon d'Or

32

OldSchool Pub Podcast

33

Love that Manchester United are in such a mess

34

Oasis on a Football Podcast

35

New Season Kick Off

36

All Referee's are from Glasgow

37

Should we talk about the Euro's?

38

He's at Wembley...Not the Costa Del Sol!

39

Mbappe is Overated... he's no Messi or Ronaldo

40

He Couldn't Hit the Back of the Net

41

The Worst Chelsea Side...

42

I would love it if Arsenal lose

43

It's just so corrupt

44

The Sh^t Galacticos

45

How is it Not a Penalty?

46

Wragg is 40, Liverpool give him a present

47

Arsenal Don't Have a Striker

48

A little drunk rambling

49

Klopp has Gone

50

Winter Break - Part One

51

Mainly Liverpool and Chelsea chat...

52

The Winter Break Episode

53

How Long Ago did Hearts beat Rangers?

54

Chelsea are a Shambles!

55

If They Go After Chelsea...Where Do They Stop?

56

I Can't Stand Arteta

57

There's Still Positive Signs in Every Game!

58

The Two Goalkeepers Didn't Do much!

59

Should You Still Captain Haaland?

60

VAR is once again ruining the weekend!

61

Can You Explain the Offside Rule?

62

Maguire in the England Team... It Doesn't Make Sense!

63

I hate the transfer window!

64

Mudryk for 8 years... haha

65

How Deep is Ndidi?

66

Season 7 - Kick off with predictions!

67

Have you ever seen a footballer sneeze?

68

I hope City don't win the Champions League

69

Arsenal's title dream has ended

70

Chelsea in a Relegation Battle?!?

71

Alex Bonner - Arsenal Season Ticket Fan Special

72

Could it be Manchester City's year?

73

Bye Bye Potter... Hello Lampard?

74

The One in Edinburgh

75

Passing over the Seaman

76

This episode doesn't mention Liverpool winning 7-0 against Man Utd...honest!

77

The League Cup Isn't a Major Trophy

78

...with our guest, Michael McIntyre

79

Is it enjoyable supporting Arsenal?

80

How are Chelsea affording this?!?!

81

What is happening to Liverpool?

82

Ronaldo is Poison, Messi is King

83

England could win the World Cup

84

Ronaldo could win the World Cup...he won't...but he could!

85

Is England's Only World Class Player, Harry Kane?

86

How Deep Is Your Bench?

87

Is Michael Felton actually Michael Myers?

88

Will Gerrard still be manager of Aston Villa next week?

89

Electronic Gates - What Could Go Wrong?

90

It's Been Awhile!

91

VAR is a JOKE!

92

ha ha haaland!

93

Chelsea need a striker!

94

Can We Take a Minute to Laugh at Man Utd?

95

The predictions

96

Last Pod of the Season!

97

Last Game of Premier League Season

98

John Berry vs Michael McIntyre

99

Would John Terry make your all time eleven?

100

Jesus...he scored four! Jesus!!!

101

Leave Dele Ali Out of This

102

Last Weeks Pod...lets go Back to the Future!

103

We Always Have a Blip

104

Do a Star Jump to Save a Penalty

105

The VAR solution

106

Are United better under Rangnick than Solskjær?

107

He Tore His ...

108

Let’s not talk about Scottish Football...

109

The worst podcast we have ever recorded...

110

It is really juvenile ...but... just funny!

111

Another VAR decision gone wrong!

112

Is the writing on the wall for Lukaku?

113

The Joy of the FA Cup!

114

Ronaldo is the reason Man Utd are FAILING!

115

XmasPod

116

Origi is the Best Super Sub in the Premier League

117

Why Double Cheese?

118

What now for Manchester United?

119

I would drop Ronaldo!

120

Arsenal have turned into...

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Ronaldo has lost his head!

122

What is going wrong at Manchester United?

123

Mo Salah is WORLD CLASS!!!!

124

Worst Penalty Ever!

125

Guardiola is overrated... Discuss

126

Ronaldo went straight into my Fantasy Team

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Will Ronaldo be a success this time round at Manchester United?

128

Is this Episode 200?

129

Season 5 - Predictions Episode

130

It's all Rass's fault!

131

Message just before he scored..."Havertz is Useless"

132

You said Moyes was finished and West Ham would be relegated!

133

BACK IN THE PUB!

134

Charlton are known as the addicts...no they're not it's the Addicks

135

Chelsea in Champions League Final with both Women and Men

136

European Super League is a nightmare!

137

Middlesborough were a top 90s team!

138

THAT Leeds United Team!

139

Can Peter Crouch be in the Ultimate England Squad?

140

Trouble with the right hand side of Palace

141

Van der Sar or Schmeichel....its one of them... or De Gea!

142

You Can't Have Scott Parker and Mark Noble in the Same Team

143

Shaun Goater has to be on the bench!

144

Gareth Bale at Left Back...Are You Having a Laugh?

145

I totally forgot Sanchez even played for Arsenal

146

I Don't Know Anything About Cycling

147

Top of the Flops

148

What will become of Lampard...

149

You were Ole out weren't ya?

150

He Can't See Through the Tears

151

Hello, VAR helpline... How can I Help You?

152

I'm Surprised Lennon Is Still There

153

You Can Never Imagine Him Looking Young, He Has Such An Old Face!

154

Weirdly I Wrote Edgar Davids Down...

155

Haribo, Chocolate, Beer and Wine

156

Where Does Clean Sheet Come From?

157

He won't recover, he's finished!

158

"He Will Become Extinct"

159

If I'm a Striker, I'm not going for the Goal... I'm just aiming for his hand now!

160

Stick a Stick up the Goalkeepers Arse

161

"Let's leave it on a Cliffhanger..."

162

The Most Awkward John Berry Podcast!

163

Podcast in Isolation - Part 6

164

Podcast in Isolation - Part 5

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Podcast in Isolation - Part 4

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Podcast in Isolation - Part 3

167

Podcast in Isolation - Part 2

168

Podcast in Isolation - Part 1

169

Chelsea are better without Hazard...Are You Taking the Piss?

170

What's the Worst Mistake You've Made in the Kitchen?

171

After the Winter Break...

172

The "DickCopter", Why has he done that!

173

Would you put Willy In?

174

Is Solskjaer the Right Manager for United?

175

It's time to call Fat Ronaldo just Ronaldo!

176

On the Dancefloor with a Baileys

177

Is Lapland a Real Place?

178

Guardiola's Clearly Good at Playing Fifa with the Best Team but Give Him a Shit Team and he would be Crap

179

Arsenal vs Spurs in the Manager debate

180

You would take Rodgers over Klopp and Guardiola!

181

It's Not Clear and Obvious

182

Oh I Thought You Meant an Actual Foot...

183

The Basis of Any Great Tomato Sauce is...

184

Put a Little Bit of Sausage Under My Tongue

185

Blockbusters ain't happening this week

186

The Transformation of Brendan Rodgers

187

QPR Special - Soccer Saturday Live Game

188

Get Rid Of All The Spirits

189

Can We Just Beep It Out?

190

Can you name any Czech Players Nowadays?

191

Catch 22 VAR

192

...Let's Just Not Talk About Football Anymore

193

Is Robertson Overrated?

194

Let's Get It Out Of the Way

195

Mystic Meg Eat Your Bollocks Off

196

The One Who Played in the Homeless World Cup

197

S2 Eps 42 "Champions of Europe!"

198

S2 Eps 41 "What have you got against Frank Lampard?"

199

S2 Eps 40 "The Season ReView!"

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S2 Eps 39 "Greatest ever Comeback"

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S2 Eps 38 "Wouldn't be an embarrassment if you get beat by them"

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S2 Eps 37 "Jordi Alba is Past His Best"

203

S2 Eps 36 "Stand uuuuup for the Champions... what's the matter with you?"

204

S2 Eps 35 "Wembley...Wembley....Wembley"

205

S2 Eps 34 "If Liverpool Lose I Should Be Compensated"

206

S2 Eps 33 "Is Sterling World Class?"

207

S2 Eps 32 "Do You Think Any Manchester United Manager Will Be In The Shadow of Alex Ferguson"

208

S2 Eps 31 "Jump Like a Pencil"

209

S2 Eps 30 "The Game Has Gone"

210

S2 Eps 29 "Chicken in a Bag"

211

S2 Eps 28 "Should We Have an Anniversary show?"

212

S2 Eps 27 “I don’t want him to sing and dance”

213

S2 Eps 26 "Stick Three Big Lumps at the Back!"

214

S2 Eps 25 "I can't believe you just said that"

215

S2 Eps 24 "It's All Tippy Tappy Bullshit"

216

S2 Eps 23 "You Can't Even Slide Tackle Anymore!"

217

S2 Eps 22 "You ate 12 sausages?"

218

S2 Eps 21 - "Ole Gunnar Solskjær is a lovely man"

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S2 eps20 "They want Man Utd to be Hollywood!"

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S2 Eps 19 "Rass has gone for a spa weekend"

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S2 Eps 18 "Christmas Party Hangover"

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S2 Eps 17 "Henrik Larsson is a Legend"

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S2 Eps 16 - "The Dutch / Netherlands / Holland Episode"

224

S2 Eps 15 - "We should just go with the obvious...Faustino Asprilla"

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S2 Eps 14 - "Does anybody like Neil Lennon?"

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S2 Eps 13 "Would you rather manage Manchester Utd or Real Madrid?"

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S2 Eps 12 "Who is the Hardest Premier League Manager? It's time for a Royal Rumble... Fight!"

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S2 Eps 11 "It Looks Like They're Wearing Lead Boots"

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S2 Eps 10 - "If he didn't have the name, Sanchez, you wouldn't play him"

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S2 Eps 9 - "You Don't Need to be a Great Manager to be Manager of Real Madrid"

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S2 Eps 8 - "Get rid of Mourinho and get Allardyce"

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S2 Eps 7 - "If He Was Cutting the Mustard in Training and Banging the Goals In"

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S2 Eps 6 - "Four Great Left Backs and Absolute Shite Everywhere Else"

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S2 Eps 5 - "Pish"

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S2 Eps 4 - 'You Pathetic Little Snake'

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S2 Eps 3 - 'Stop fannying about with all that and get the quiz out!'

237

S2 Eps 2 - "You don't wanna see people assaulted but there was a lot of kickin'"

238

Season 2 - Episode 1 "He's Let Himself Go"

239

Episode 52 "World Cup Round Up

240

Episode 51 "England are out of the World Cup"

241

Episode 50 "England vs Croatia....what ya reckon?"

242

Episode 49 "England vs Sweden in a World Cup Quarter Final"

243

Episode 48 "England win a Penalty Shoot-Out"

244

Episode 47 "world cup humans yes yes yes"

245

Episode 46 "Bask in the glory of Germany's exist"

246

Episode 45 "England all the way!"

247

Episode 44 "Yes Yes Yes and the World Cup Humans"

248

Episode 43 - Yes Yes Yes it's the World Cup!

249

Episode 42 "Worst FA cup final ever"

250

Episode 41 "Everyone wants to play for either Barcelona or Real Madrid"

251

Episode 40 "Sensible World of Soccer"

252

Episode 39 "The Name....Steven Gerrard"

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Episode 38 "They were BANG in trouble when he took over"

254

Episode 37 "The Battle of the Football Grandads"

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Conte is the reason Diego Costa left!

256

Wanchope Did Not Win It!

257

KM...Your Favourite - erm...Kevin McCallister!

258

That's Not Juventus's Pogba is it?

259

Wragg's Spitting League - It is like a hose going off

260

All We Are Sayyyyin.....Is Give Youth A Chance!

261

I'm Gonna Shoulder Him in the Teeth

262

Rondon with his Mickey Mouse Shirt

263

Wenger's out there heading balls all the time

264

Are you Wearing Nappies? (Superbowl Special)

265

I don't Mind If Referees Get a Decision Wrong Now and Again

266

White Lightning Hart Lane

267

If We Are Living In A Dream where Guardiola goes to Hearts...

268

If He Turns Out to be a Flop I will be Happy

269

I'd take Peter Crouch

270

New Year Party

271

Christmas Quiz Special

272

Hearts beat Celtic (Special Episode)

273

Derby Day - In Play Podcasting Special

274

Can You Remember Those Toys with the Big Heads?

275

Monday is the New Friday

276

He Did Pop the Ball Once

277

That was a Big Ol' Collar

278

The Whole League has Gone to Cock!

279

The Musical

280

Where's Delhi Dynamos

281

As long as he doesn't have a brain fart

282

Gareth Bale sat at home twiddling his thumbs

283

The Rass and Rass show

284

Licking My Lips at Roberto Baggio

285

Redknapp sacked from Birmingham, but makes Ryder cup team!

286

Sorry Keeper, You Got Hurt Mate

287

Jobo in the house

288

The Poison is Wenger

289

He thinks he's Nicklas Bendtner

290

He Loves Dennis Irwin's Feet He Does