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The Football Humans — 288 episodes
There is a World Cup on
Season Review - it's been a disappointment all round
Heartbreak for Hearts
Who Would You Keep at Spurs?
End of an Era
Wragg is a Hibbie
We All Know Who the Snitch is
From the Joy of Space to VAR
As a Spurs fan would you take Winning the Champs League and Relegation?
It wasn't a Scorpion Kick
By order of the Traitors, listen to this football podcast
Declan Rice isn't Zidane!
Yes yes yes, Merry Christmas
Setanta Sports has a Lot to Answer for!
Why Did John Not Go to the Derby?
Would He Get in the Top 10 All Time Premier league Strikers?
Who Won the Transfer Window?
Season Predictions
Kick Off the New Season
End Of Season Wrap
What a HUGE game
We're going to win the league!
Are Liverpool imploading?
Onion Gravy
Cluedo and Traitors on a football podcast
It was never a penalty
Old Fashioned Number 9
What Ref's Really Think
Who deserves the Ballon d'Or
OldSchool Pub Podcast
Love that Manchester United are in such a mess
Oasis on a Football Podcast
New Season Kick Off
All Referee's are from Glasgow
Should we talk about the Euro's?
He's at Wembley...Not the Costa Del Sol!
Mbappe is Overated... he's no Messi or Ronaldo
He Couldn't Hit the Back of the Net
The Worst Chelsea Side...
I would love it if Arsenal lose
It's just so corrupt
The Sh^t Galacticos
How is it Not a Penalty?
Wragg is 40, Liverpool give him a present
Arsenal Don't Have a Striker
A little drunk rambling
Klopp has Gone
Winter Break - Part One
Mainly Liverpool and Chelsea chat...
The Winter Break Episode
How Long Ago did Hearts beat Rangers?
Chelsea are a Shambles!
If They Go After Chelsea...Where Do They Stop?
I Can't Stand Arteta
There's Still Positive Signs in Every Game!
The Two Goalkeepers Didn't Do much!
Should You Still Captain Haaland?
VAR is once again ruining the weekend!
Can You Explain the Offside Rule?
Maguire in the England Team... It Doesn't Make Sense!
I hate the transfer window!
Mudryk for 8 years... haha
How Deep is Ndidi?
Season 7 - Kick off with predictions!
Have you ever seen a footballer sneeze?
I hope City don't win the Champions League
Arsenal's title dream has ended
Chelsea in a Relegation Battle?!?
Alex Bonner - Arsenal Season Ticket Fan Special
Could it be Manchester City's year?
Bye Bye Potter... Hello Lampard?
The One in Edinburgh
Passing over the Seaman
This episode doesn't mention Liverpool winning 7-0 against Man Utd...honest!
The League Cup Isn't a Major Trophy
...with our guest, Michael McIntyre
Is it enjoyable supporting Arsenal?
How are Chelsea affording this?!?!
What is happening to Liverpool?
Ronaldo is Poison, Messi is King
England could win the World Cup
Ronaldo could win the World Cup...he won't...but he could!
Is England's Only World Class Player, Harry Kane?
How Deep Is Your Bench?
Is Michael Felton actually Michael Myers?
Will Gerrard still be manager of Aston Villa next week?
Electronic Gates - What Could Go Wrong?
It's Been Awhile!
VAR is a JOKE!
ha ha haaland!
Chelsea need a striker!
Can We Take a Minute to Laugh at Man Utd?
The predictions
Last Pod of the Season!
Last Game of Premier League Season
John Berry vs Michael McIntyre
Would John Terry make your all time eleven?
Jesus...he scored four! Jesus!!!
Leave Dele Ali Out of This
Last Weeks Pod...lets go Back to the Future!
We Always Have a Blip
Do a Star Jump to Save a Penalty
The VAR solution
Are United better under Rangnick than Solskjær?
He Tore His ...
Let’s not talk about Scottish Football...
The worst podcast we have ever recorded...
It is really juvenile ...but... just funny!
Another VAR decision gone wrong!
Is the writing on the wall for Lukaku?
The Joy of the FA Cup!
Ronaldo is the reason Man Utd are FAILING!
XmasPod
Origi is the Best Super Sub in the Premier League
Why Double Cheese?
What now for Manchester United?
I would drop Ronaldo!
Arsenal have turned into...
Ronaldo has lost his head!
What is going wrong at Manchester United?
Mo Salah is WORLD CLASS!!!!
Worst Penalty Ever!
Guardiola is overrated... Discuss
Ronaldo went straight into my Fantasy Team
Will Ronaldo be a success this time round at Manchester United?
Is this Episode 200?
Season 5 - Predictions Episode
It's all Rass's fault!
Message just before he scored..."Havertz is Useless"
You said Moyes was finished and West Ham would be relegated!
BACK IN THE PUB!
Charlton are known as the addicts...no they're not it's the Addicks
Chelsea in Champions League Final with both Women and Men
European Super League is a nightmare!
Middlesborough were a top 90s team!
THAT Leeds United Team!
Can Peter Crouch be in the Ultimate England Squad?
Trouble with the right hand side of Palace
Van der Sar or Schmeichel....its one of them... or De Gea!
You Can't Have Scott Parker and Mark Noble in the Same Team
Shaun Goater has to be on the bench!
Gareth Bale at Left Back...Are You Having a Laugh?
I totally forgot Sanchez even played for Arsenal
I Don't Know Anything About Cycling
Top of the Flops
What will become of Lampard...
You were Ole out weren't ya?
He Can't See Through the Tears
Hello, VAR helpline... How can I Help You?
I'm Surprised Lennon Is Still There
You Can Never Imagine Him Looking Young, He Has Such An Old Face!
Weirdly I Wrote Edgar Davids Down...
Haribo, Chocolate, Beer and Wine
Where Does Clean Sheet Come From?
He won't recover, he's finished!
"He Will Become Extinct"
If I'm a Striker, I'm not going for the Goal... I'm just aiming for his hand now!
Stick a Stick up the Goalkeepers Arse
"Let's leave it on a Cliffhanger..."
The Most Awkward John Berry Podcast!
Podcast in Isolation - Part 6
Podcast in Isolation - Part 5
Podcast in Isolation - Part 4
Podcast in Isolation - Part 3
Podcast in Isolation - Part 2
Podcast in Isolation - Part 1
Chelsea are better without Hazard...Are You Taking the Piss?
What's the Worst Mistake You've Made in the Kitchen?
After the Winter Break...
The "DickCopter", Why has he done that!
Would you put Willy In?
Is Solskjaer the Right Manager for United?
It's time to call Fat Ronaldo just Ronaldo!
On the Dancefloor with a Baileys
Is Lapland a Real Place?
Guardiola's Clearly Good at Playing Fifa with the Best Team but Give Him a Shit Team and he would be Crap
Arsenal vs Spurs in the Manager debate
You would take Rodgers over Klopp and Guardiola!
It's Not Clear and Obvious
Oh I Thought You Meant an Actual Foot...
The Basis of Any Great Tomato Sauce is...
Put a Little Bit of Sausage Under My Tongue
Blockbusters ain't happening this week
The Transformation of Brendan Rodgers
QPR Special - Soccer Saturday Live Game
Get Rid Of All The Spirits
Can We Just Beep It Out?
Can you name any Czech Players Nowadays?
Catch 22 VAR
...Let's Just Not Talk About Football Anymore
Is Robertson Overrated?
Let's Get It Out Of the Way
Mystic Meg Eat Your Bollocks Off
The One Who Played in the Homeless World Cup
S2 Eps 42 "Champions of Europe!"
S2 Eps 41 "What have you got against Frank Lampard?"
S2 Eps 40 "The Season ReView!"
S2 Eps 39 "Greatest ever Comeback"
S2 Eps 38 "Wouldn't be an embarrassment if you get beat by them"
S2 Eps 37 "Jordi Alba is Past His Best"
S2 Eps 36 "Stand uuuuup for the Champions... what's the matter with you?"
S2 Eps 35 "Wembley...Wembley....Wembley"
S2 Eps 34 "If Liverpool Lose I Should Be Compensated"
S2 Eps 33 "Is Sterling World Class?"
S2 Eps 32 "Do You Think Any Manchester United Manager Will Be In The Shadow of Alex Ferguson"
S2 Eps 31 "Jump Like a Pencil"
S2 Eps 30 "The Game Has Gone"
S2 Eps 29 "Chicken in a Bag"
S2 Eps 28 "Should We Have an Anniversary show?"
S2 Eps 27 “I don’t want him to sing and dance”
S2 Eps 26 "Stick Three Big Lumps at the Back!"
S2 Eps 25 "I can't believe you just said that"
S2 Eps 24 "It's All Tippy Tappy Bullshit"
S2 Eps 23 "You Can't Even Slide Tackle Anymore!"
S2 Eps 22 "You ate 12 sausages?"
S2 Eps 21 - "Ole Gunnar Solskjær is a lovely man"
S2 eps20 "They want Man Utd to be Hollywood!"
S2 Eps 19 "Rass has gone for a spa weekend"
S2 Eps 18 "Christmas Party Hangover"
S2 Eps 17 "Henrik Larsson is a Legend"
S2 Eps 16 - "The Dutch / Netherlands / Holland Episode"
S2 Eps 15 - "We should just go with the obvious...Faustino Asprilla"
S2 Eps 14 - "Does anybody like Neil Lennon?"
S2 Eps 13 "Would you rather manage Manchester Utd or Real Madrid?"
S2 Eps 12 "Who is the Hardest Premier League Manager? It's time for a Royal Rumble... Fight!"
S2 Eps 11 "It Looks Like They're Wearing Lead Boots"
S2 Eps 10 - "If he didn't have the name, Sanchez, you wouldn't play him"
S2 Eps 9 - "You Don't Need to be a Great Manager to be Manager of Real Madrid"
S2 Eps 8 - "Get rid of Mourinho and get Allardyce"
S2 Eps 7 - "If He Was Cutting the Mustard in Training and Banging the Goals In"
S2 Eps 6 - "Four Great Left Backs and Absolute Shite Everywhere Else"
S2 Eps 5 - "Pish"
S2 Eps 4 - 'You Pathetic Little Snake'
S2 Eps 3 - 'Stop fannying about with all that and get the quiz out!'
S2 Eps 2 - "You don't wanna see people assaulted but there was a lot of kickin'"
Season 2 - Episode 1 "He's Let Himself Go"
Episode 52 "World Cup Round Up
Episode 51 "England are out of the World Cup"
Episode 50 "England vs Croatia....what ya reckon?"
Episode 49 "England vs Sweden in a World Cup Quarter Final"
Episode 48 "England win a Penalty Shoot-Out"
Episode 47 "world cup humans yes yes yes"
Episode 46 "Bask in the glory of Germany's exist"
Episode 45 "England all the way!"
Episode 44 "Yes Yes Yes and the World Cup Humans"
Episode 43 - Yes Yes Yes it's the World Cup!
Episode 42 "Worst FA cup final ever"
Episode 41 "Everyone wants to play for either Barcelona or Real Madrid"
Episode 40 "Sensible World of Soccer"
Episode 39 "The Name....Steven Gerrard"
Episode 38 "They were BANG in trouble when he took over"
Episode 37 "The Battle of the Football Grandads"
Conte is the reason Diego Costa left!
Wanchope Did Not Win It!
KM...Your Favourite - erm...Kevin McCallister!
That's Not Juventus's Pogba is it?
Wragg's Spitting League - It is like a hose going off
All We Are Sayyyyin.....Is Give Youth A Chance!
I'm Gonna Shoulder Him in the Teeth
Rondon with his Mickey Mouse Shirt
Wenger's out there heading balls all the time
Are you Wearing Nappies? (Superbowl Special)
I don't Mind If Referees Get a Decision Wrong Now and Again
White Lightning Hart Lane
If We Are Living In A Dream where Guardiola goes to Hearts...
If He Turns Out to be a Flop I will be Happy
I'd take Peter Crouch
New Year Party
Christmas Quiz Special
Hearts beat Celtic (Special Episode)
Derby Day - In Play Podcasting Special
Can You Remember Those Toys with the Big Heads?
Monday is the New Friday
He Did Pop the Ball Once
That was a Big Ol' Collar
The Whole League has Gone to Cock!
The Musical
Where's Delhi Dynamos
As long as he doesn't have a brain fart
Gareth Bale sat at home twiddling his thumbs
The Rass and Rass show
Licking My Lips at Roberto Baggio
Redknapp sacked from Birmingham, but makes Ryder cup team!
Sorry Keeper, You Got Hurt Mate
Jobo in the house
The Poison is Wenger
He thinks he's Nicklas Bendtner
He Loves Dennis Irwin's Feet He Does