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The Football Humans — 286 episodes

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Heartbreak for Hearts

2

Who Would You Keep at Spurs?

3

End of an Era

4

Wragg is a Hibbie

5

We All Know Who the Snitch is

6

From the Joy of Space to VAR

7

As a Spurs fan would you take Winning the Champs League and Relegation?

8

It wasn't a Scorpion Kick

9

By order of the Traitors, listen to this football podcast

10

Declan Rice isn't Zidane!

11

Yes yes yes, Merry Christmas

12

Setanta Sports has a Lot to Answer for!

13

Why Did John Not Go to the Derby?

14

Would He Get in the Top 10 All Time Premier league Strikers?

15

Who Won the Transfer Window?

16

Season Predictions

17

Kick Off the New Season

18

End Of Season Wrap

19

What a HUGE game

20

We're going to win the league!

21

Are Liverpool imploading?

22

Onion Gravy

23

Cluedo and Traitors on a football podcast

24

It was never a penalty

25

Old Fashioned Number 9

26

What Ref's Really Think

27

Who deserves the Ballon d'Or

28

OldSchool Pub Podcast

29

Love that Manchester United are in such a mess

30

Oasis on a Football Podcast

31

New Season Kick Off

32

All Referee's are from Glasgow

33

Should we talk about the Euro's?

34

He's at Wembley...Not the Costa Del Sol!

35

Mbappe is Overated... he's no Messi or Ronaldo

36

He Couldn't Hit the Back of the Net

37

The Worst Chelsea Side...

38

I would love it if Arsenal lose

39

It's just so corrupt

40

The Sh^t Galacticos

41

How is it Not a Penalty?

42

Wragg is 40, Liverpool give him a present

43

Arsenal Don't Have a Striker

44

A little drunk rambling

45

Klopp has Gone

46

Winter Break - Part One

47

Mainly Liverpool and Chelsea chat...

48

The Winter Break Episode

49

How Long Ago did Hearts beat Rangers?

50

Chelsea are a Shambles!

51

If They Go After Chelsea...Where Do They Stop?

52

I Can't Stand Arteta

53

There's Still Positive Signs in Every Game!

54

The Two Goalkeepers Didn't Do much!

55

Should You Still Captain Haaland?

56

VAR is once again ruining the weekend!

57

Can You Explain the Offside Rule?

58

Maguire in the England Team... It Doesn't Make Sense!

59

I hate the transfer window!

60

Mudryk for 8 years... haha

61

How Deep is Ndidi?

62

Season 7 - Kick off with predictions!

63

Have you ever seen a footballer sneeze?

64

I hope City don't win the Champions League

65

Arsenal's title dream has ended

66

Chelsea in a Relegation Battle?!?

67

Alex Bonner - Arsenal Season Ticket Fan Special

68

Could it be Manchester City's year?

69

Bye Bye Potter... Hello Lampard?

70

The One in Edinburgh

71

Passing over the Seaman

72

This episode doesn't mention Liverpool winning 7-0 against Man Utd...honest!

73

The League Cup Isn't a Major Trophy

74

...with our guest, Michael McIntyre

75

Is it enjoyable supporting Arsenal?

76

How are Chelsea affording this?!?!

77

What is happening to Liverpool?

78

Ronaldo is Poison, Messi is King

79

England could win the World Cup

80

Ronaldo could win the World Cup...he won't...but he could!

81

Is England's Only World Class Player, Harry Kane?

82

How Deep Is Your Bench?

83

Is Michael Felton actually Michael Myers?

84

Will Gerrard still be manager of Aston Villa next week?

85

Electronic Gates - What Could Go Wrong?

86

It's Been Awhile!

87

VAR is a JOKE!

88

ha ha haaland!

89

Chelsea need a striker!

90

Can We Take a Minute to Laugh at Man Utd?

91

The predictions

92

Last Pod of the Season!

93

Last Game of Premier League Season

94

John Berry vs Michael McIntyre

95

Would John Terry make your all time eleven?

96

Jesus...he scored four! Jesus!!!

97

Leave Dele Ali Out of This

98

Last Weeks Pod...lets go Back to the Future!

99

We Always Have a Blip

100

Do a Star Jump to Save a Penalty

101

The VAR solution

102

Are United better under Rangnick than Solskjær?

103

He Tore His ...

104

Let’s not talk about Scottish Football...

105

The worst podcast we have ever recorded...

106

It is really juvenile ...but... just funny!

107

Another VAR decision gone wrong!

108

Is the writing on the wall for Lukaku?

109

The Joy of the FA Cup!

110

Ronaldo is the reason Man Utd are FAILING!

111

XmasPod

112

Origi is the Best Super Sub in the Premier League

113

Why Double Cheese?

114

What now for Manchester United?

115

I would drop Ronaldo!

116

Arsenal have turned into...

117

Ronaldo has lost his head!

118

What is going wrong at Manchester United?

119

Mo Salah is WORLD CLASS!!!!

120

Worst Penalty Ever!

121

Guardiola is overrated... Discuss

122

Ronaldo went straight into my Fantasy Team

123

Will Ronaldo be a success this time round at Manchester United?

124

Is this Episode 200?

125

Season 5 - Predictions Episode

126

It's all Rass's fault!

127

Message just before he scored..."Havertz is Useless"

128

You said Moyes was finished and West Ham would be relegated!

129

BACK IN THE PUB!

130

Charlton are known as the addicts...no they're not it's the Addicks

131

Chelsea in Champions League Final with both Women and Men

132

European Super League is a nightmare!

133

Middlesborough were a top 90s team!

134

THAT Leeds United Team!

135

Can Peter Crouch be in the Ultimate England Squad?

136

Trouble with the right hand side of Palace

137

Van der Sar or Schmeichel....its one of them... or De Gea!

138

You Can't Have Scott Parker and Mark Noble in the Same Team

139

Shaun Goater has to be on the bench!

140

Gareth Bale at Left Back...Are You Having a Laugh?

141

I totally forgot Sanchez even played for Arsenal

142

I Don't Know Anything About Cycling

143

Top of the Flops

144

What will become of Lampard...

145

You were Ole out weren't ya?

146

He Can't See Through the Tears

147

Hello, VAR helpline... How can I Help You?

148

I'm Surprised Lennon Is Still There

149

You Can Never Imagine Him Looking Young, He Has Such An Old Face!

150

Weirdly I Wrote Edgar Davids Down...

151

Haribo, Chocolate, Beer and Wine

152

Where Does Clean Sheet Come From?

153

He won't recover, he's finished!

154

"He Will Become Extinct"

155

If I'm a Striker, I'm not going for the Goal... I'm just aiming for his hand now!

156

Stick a Stick up the Goalkeepers Arse

157

"Let's leave it on a Cliffhanger..."

158

The Most Awkward John Berry Podcast!

159

Podcast in Isolation - Part 6

160

Podcast in Isolation - Part 5

161

Podcast in Isolation - Part 4

162

Podcast in Isolation - Part 3

163

Podcast in Isolation - Part 2

164

Podcast in Isolation - Part 1

165

Chelsea are better without Hazard...Are You Taking the Piss?

166

What's the Worst Mistake You've Made in the Kitchen?

167

After the Winter Break...

168

The "DickCopter", Why has he done that!

169

Would you put Willy In?

170

Is Solskjaer the Right Manager for United?

171

It's time to call Fat Ronaldo just Ronaldo!

172

On the Dancefloor with a Baileys

173

Is Lapland a Real Place?

174

Guardiola's Clearly Good at Playing Fifa with the Best Team but Give Him a Shit Team and he would be Crap

175

Arsenal vs Spurs in the Manager debate

176

You would take Rodgers over Klopp and Guardiola!

177

It's Not Clear and Obvious

178

Oh I Thought You Meant an Actual Foot...

179

The Basis of Any Great Tomato Sauce is...

180

Put a Little Bit of Sausage Under My Tongue

181

Blockbusters ain't happening this week

182

The Transformation of Brendan Rodgers

183

QPR Special - Soccer Saturday Live Game

184

Get Rid Of All The Spirits

185

Can We Just Beep It Out?

186

Can you name any Czech Players Nowadays?

187

Catch 22 VAR

188

...Let's Just Not Talk About Football Anymore

189

Is Robertson Overrated?

190

Let's Get It Out Of the Way

191

Mystic Meg Eat Your Bollocks Off

192

The One Who Played in the Homeless World Cup

193

S2 Eps 42 "Champions of Europe!"

194

S2 Eps 41 "What have you got against Frank Lampard?"

195

S2 Eps 40 "The Season ReView!"

196

S2 Eps 39 "Greatest ever Comeback"

197

S2 Eps 38 "Wouldn't be an embarrassment if you get beat by them"

198

S2 Eps 37 "Jordi Alba is Past His Best"

199

S2 Eps 36 "Stand uuuuup for the Champions... what's the matter with you?"

200

S2 Eps 35 "Wembley...Wembley....Wembley"

201

S2 Eps 34 "If Liverpool Lose I Should Be Compensated"

202

S2 Eps 33 "Is Sterling World Class?"

203

S2 Eps 32 "Do You Think Any Manchester United Manager Will Be In The Shadow of Alex Ferguson"

204

S2 Eps 31 "Jump Like a Pencil"

205

S2 Eps 30 "The Game Has Gone"

206

S2 Eps 29 "Chicken in a Bag"

207

S2 Eps 28 "Should We Have an Anniversary show?"

208

S2 Eps 27 “I don’t want him to sing and dance”

209

S2 Eps 26 "Stick Three Big Lumps at the Back!"

210

S2 Eps 25 "I can't believe you just said that"

211

S2 Eps 24 "It's All Tippy Tappy Bullshit"

212

S2 Eps 23 "You Can't Even Slide Tackle Anymore!"

213

S2 Eps 22 "You ate 12 sausages?"

214

S2 Eps 21 - "Ole Gunnar Solskjær is a lovely man"

215

S2 eps20 "They want Man Utd to be Hollywood!"

216

S2 Eps 19 "Rass has gone for a spa weekend"

217

S2 Eps 18 "Christmas Party Hangover"

218

S2 Eps 17 "Henrik Larsson is a Legend"

219

S2 Eps 16 - "The Dutch / Netherlands / Holland Episode"

220

S2 Eps 15 - "We should just go with the obvious...Faustino Asprilla"

221

S2 Eps 14 - "Does anybody like Neil Lennon?"

222

S2 Eps 13 "Would you rather manage Manchester Utd or Real Madrid?"

223

S2 Eps 12 "Who is the Hardest Premier League Manager? It's time for a Royal Rumble... Fight!"

224

S2 Eps 11 "It Looks Like They're Wearing Lead Boots"

225

S2 Eps 10 - "If he didn't have the name, Sanchez, you wouldn't play him"

226

S2 Eps 9 - "You Don't Need to be a Great Manager to be Manager of Real Madrid"

227

S2 Eps 8 - "Get rid of Mourinho and get Allardyce"

228

S2 Eps 7 - "If He Was Cutting the Mustard in Training and Banging the Goals In"

229

S2 Eps 6 - "Four Great Left Backs and Absolute Shite Everywhere Else"

230

S2 Eps 5 - "Pish"

231

S2 Eps 4 - 'You Pathetic Little Snake'

232

S2 Eps 3 - 'Stop fannying about with all that and get the quiz out!'

233

S2 Eps 2 - "You don't wanna see people assaulted but there was a lot of kickin'"

234

Season 2 - Episode 1 "He's Let Himself Go"

235

Episode 52 "World Cup Round Up

236

Episode 51 "England are out of the World Cup"

237

Episode 50 "England vs Croatia....what ya reckon?"

238

Episode 49 "England vs Sweden in a World Cup Quarter Final"

239

Episode 48 "England win a Penalty Shoot-Out"

240

Episode 47 "world cup humans yes yes yes"

241

Episode 46 "Bask in the glory of Germany's exist"

242

Episode 45 "England all the way!"

243

Episode 44 "Yes Yes Yes and the World Cup Humans"

244

Episode 43 - Yes Yes Yes it's the World Cup!

245

Episode 42 "Worst FA cup final ever"

246

Episode 41 "Everyone wants to play for either Barcelona or Real Madrid"

247

Episode 40 "Sensible World of Soccer"

248

Episode 39 "The Name....Steven Gerrard"

249

Episode 38 "They were BANG in trouble when he took over"

250

Episode 37 "The Battle of the Football Grandads"

251

Conte is the reason Diego Costa left!

252

Wanchope Did Not Win It!

253

KM...Your Favourite - erm...Kevin McCallister!

254

That's Not Juventus's Pogba is it?

255

Wragg's Spitting League - It is like a hose going off

256

All We Are Sayyyyin.....Is Give Youth A Chance!

257

I'm Gonna Shoulder Him in the Teeth

258

Rondon with his Mickey Mouse Shirt

259

Wenger's out there heading balls all the time

260

Are you Wearing Nappies? (Superbowl Special)

261

I don't Mind If Referees Get a Decision Wrong Now and Again

262

White Lightning Hart Lane

263

If We Are Living In A Dream where Guardiola goes to Hearts...

264

If He Turns Out to be a Flop I will be Happy

265

I'd take Peter Crouch

266

New Year Party

267

Christmas Quiz Special

268

Hearts beat Celtic (Special Episode)

269

Derby Day - In Play Podcasting Special

270

Can You Remember Those Toys with the Big Heads?

271

Monday is the New Friday

272

He Did Pop the Ball Once

273

That was a Big Ol' Collar

274

The Whole League has Gone to Cock!

275

The Musical

276

Where's Delhi Dynamos

277

As long as he doesn't have a brain fart

278

Gareth Bale sat at home twiddling his thumbs

279

The Rass and Rass show

280

Licking My Lips at Roberto Baggio

281

Redknapp sacked from Birmingham, but makes Ryder cup team!

282

Sorry Keeper, You Got Hurt Mate

283

Jobo in the house

284

The Poison is Wenger

285

He thinks he's Nicklas Bendtner

286

He Loves Dennis Irwin's Feet He Does