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The Fright of Your Life — 104 episodes
Episode 100: Jaws - Chaos! At the Marina
Episode 99: A Retrospective - Be Safe, I'm Out There
Episode 98: Alien - That's a Rectum my Brother
Episode 97: The Exorcist - The Church Boss
Episode 96: Psycho - Hot Milk Man
Episode 95: The Texas Chain Saw Massacre - Cindy, This is Bones
Episode 94: The Shining - Oh Brother, This Guy Stinks!
Episode 93: The Silence of the Lambs - The Cheese Touch
Episode 92: Carrie - The Teens are Unionizing
Episode 91: Night of the Living Dead - Frightened Into Incontinence
Episode 90: Wait Until Dark - Car On Purpose
Episode 89: Audition - Japan is Finished
Episode 88: Misery - No Free Feet Pics
Episode 87: Scream - Jumpscare Boyfriend
Episode 86: Halloween - He's Right Behind Me Isn't He?
Episode 85: Freaks - None Pizza Left Beef
Episode 84: The Omen - Say Cheese and Die
Episode 83: A Nightmare on Elm Street - Kiss Me Thru the Phone
Episode 82: The Haunting - Get This B*tch a Xanny
Episode 81: Hellraiser - A Soupy Mix of Strong Feelings
Episode 80: The Ring - W.A.M. (Wet Ass Movie)
Episode 79: Jacob's Ladder - Tim Robbins' Real Hands
Episode 78: Don't Look Now - My Sincere Bad
Episode 77: Rosemary's Baby - Stinky Necklace
Episode 76: Suspiria - Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss
Episode 75: Phantasm - Best Funeral Tap Shoes
Episode 74: Se7en - Could a Depressed Person do This?
Episode 73: Frankenstein - Mr. Beast's Feudal State
Episode 72: When A Stranger Calls - Nobody Wants to Work These Days
Episode 71: The Serpent and the Rainbow - Tripping Major Ballsack
Episode 70: The Blair Witch Project - Cheeseburgers, Mashed Potatoes, and Ass
Episode 69: Friday the 13th - The Wacky Tabacky
Episode 68: Pet Sematary - Coffin Flops
Episode 67: The Fly - Cabinet of Atrocities
Episode 66: The Hitcher - Whose Finger is That?
Episode 65: Aliens - Bad ASMR
Episode 64: Cape Fear - Tragically Hot
Episode 63: House on Haunted Hill - Literally Crash Bandicoot
Episode 62: Peeping Tom - Nothing Has Been Funny
Episode 61: Black Sunday - This Must Stop
Episode 60: The Hills Have Eyes - Granpda Flambé
Episode 59: An American Werewolf in London - Mayhem in Piccadilly Circus
Episode 58: It's Alive! - Piñata Full of Wine
Bonus: [COMMENTARY TRACK] The Wicker Man 2006
Episode 57: The Game - Poor Little Rich Girl
Episode 56: The Wicker Man - You Dumb, Dumb Virgin Cop
Episode 55: The Sentinel - Cat Party Nightmare
Episode 54: Nosferatu - Your Body is Absurd
Episode 53: The Thing - Holy Underwear, Batman
Episode 52: Diabolique - Mother of Pearl Suit
Episode 51: The Last House on the Left - Interpretive Chainsaw Dance
Episode 50: The Dead Zone - Female Heart Attack
Episode 49: The Phantom of the Opera - I am in Your Walls
Episode 48: Demons - Cocaine Nipple
Episode 47: The Changeling - Almost British, West Virginia
Episode 46: The Vanishing - $13 For a Frisbee???
Episode 45: Single White Female - I'm Scared to Poop Here
Episode 44: House of Wax - *Borat Voice* MY WIFE
Episode 43: Cujo - Big Baby (ft. It Came From the Midwest Podcast)
Episode 42: Fatal Attraction - Congratulations on your Butt
Episode 41: The Beyond - Inside You There is So Much Goo
Episode 40: The Devil's Backbone - Oh My, He's Such a Ghost
Episode 39: The Wolf Man - Nobody is Ever Missing
Episode 38: Deliverance - Dude, Bro, My Man
Episode 37: Near Dark - It So Hurt
Episode 36: The Tenant - Juggling Oranges
Episode 35: Marathon Man - Fancy Lunch
Episode 34: Duel - Snake-O-Rama
Episode 33: The Black Cat - Binders Full of Women
Episode 32: Re-Animator - They Did Surgery on a Grape
Episode 31: The Stepfather - Two Drumsticks
Episode 30: The Sixth Sense - Not Clickbait! *EMOTIONAL*
Episode 29: Them! - The Ant Bully
Episode 28: Blood Simple - Renew Our Flag Means Death
Episode 27: [COMMENTARY TRACK] Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
Episode 26: Candyman - Pepto Abysmal
Episode 25: The Evil Dead - I Love Movie
Episode 24: Signs - Y'all Wanna Hear About Probing?
Episode 23: The Brood - Time to Bludgeon
Episode 22: Dracula - Very High Camp
Episode 21: Poltergeist - Bark Mites
Episode 20: The Howling - Mystery Punch
Episode 19: The Terminator - Schwarzenegger? I Hardly Know Her!
BONUS: The Turning Commentary Track
Episode 18: The Others - Super Mega Child Hell
Episode 17: Blue Velvet - A Love Pentagon
Episode 16: Blood and Black Lace - Mormon Fashion Blogs
Episode 15: [COMMENTARY TRACK] The Wizard of Oz - Follow the Giallo Brick Road
Episode 14: Black Christmas - This Might Could Happen to Me
Episode 13: Invasion of the Body Snatchers - Post Verbal
Episode 12: Alice, Sweet Alice - Make It Make-a Sense
Episode 11: The Night of the Hunter - That Really Flaps my Doodle
BONUS: Jack Frost Commentary Track
Episode 10: Shallow Grave - To Love and Happiness Forever
Episode 9: Village of the Damned - Am I Gragnent?
Episode 8: Child's Play - Uh Oh, They're Drunk
Episode 7: Pacific Heights - Carter's Wad
Episode 6: Jurassic Park pt. 2 - We're all Trying to Find the Guy who did This
Episode 5: Jurassic Park pt. 1 - No Unauthorized Breeding
Episode 4: The Birds - This is Burder
Episode 3: Zombie - There's Too Much F***ing S**t On Me
Episode 2: Creepshow - One Hell of a Toot
Episode 1: 28 Days Later - Cillian Murphy bepis
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