All Episodes
The Front Porch — 458 episodes
Episode 457: All in the Same Alphabet Soup
Episode 456: Poking holes in the darkness
Episode 455: I Won a Tank
Episode 454: I had no idea you could milk a cat
Episode 453: We Have The Power
Episode 452: You're a Good Papa
Episode 451: The clear path is never the right one
Episode 450: They might as well wear raincoats
Episode 449: Man is the center of the universe
Episode 448: You're the Skipper Now
Episode 447: We Sunk a Truck
Episode 446: You and I aren't friends or allies, kid
Episode 445: The way to Laputa has been opened
Episode 444: To See With Eyes Unclouded by Hate
Episode 443: We fly with our spirit
Episode 442: Some enchanted evening
Episode 441: Fancy a shave?
Episode 440: Howdy parson welcome to hell
Episode 439: 525,600 Minutes
Episode 438: Jazz is about the future
Episode 437: We're the ones sleeping
Episode 436: Guan Yin has done this
Episode 435: Darth Maul's Latin Cousin
Episode 434: I shall not be attending tea this evening
Episode 433: I kneel at the alter of the rational
Episode 432: I'm an Apex Predator
Episode 431: I sweat a lot better in the dark
Episode 430: Big breasts- Cool
Episode 429: Father loves Beaver
Episode 428: You can serve the fish now
Episode 427: Just the right amount of obvious
Episode 426: Those aren't pillows
Episode 425: Would it help
Episode 424: Goodness, that's awkward
Episode 423: Who Spies on the Spies?
Episode 422: The terror is right here in this room
Episode 421: She wants to kill you, Dick
Episode 420: They're All Gonna Laugh at You
Episode 419: Not like the other girls
Episode 418: Dead by Dawn
Episode 417: I can tell you is who's gonna be last
Episode 416: Smart men don't get married
Episode 415: We aim, we fire, you die
Episode 414: We have no rodeo clowns in Yell County
Episode 413: Janey Briggs has a gun
Episode 412: A little story about a man named shh
Episode 411: The cows have come home to roost
Episode 410: I'm cut in half pretty bad
Episode 409: Luckily, my neck broke my fall
Episode 408: White Russian, no ice, no vodka, hold the Kahlua
Episode 407: Five is One Positive Kung
Episode 406: I know my truth
Episode 405: I myself was once a gay
Episode 404: And we are not ugly people
Episode 403: All of humanity has been judged
Episode 402: Three Act Story with a Tragic End
Episode 401: Airplane Gaslighting
Episode 400: Dennis and Michael
Episode 399: Monkey-Fighting Snakes
Episode 398: Get off My Plane
Episode 397: You never got me down, Ray
Episode 396: Sabermetrics
Episode 395: Dreams are what makes life tolerable
Episode 394: Left Side, Strong Side
Episode 393: Did I ever tell you about the Ngbaka
Episode 392: Taking advantage of a drunken sailor
Episode 391: You can't just hit reset
Episode 390: A sleepover with guns
Episode 389: Negotiating with extreme prejudice
Episode 388: You can wear the gown to hell Eddie
Episode 387: I've got a case in court in the morning
Episode 386: It’s Not Herpes If It’s Everywhere
Episode 385: Stop, There's a Bomb in the Cake
Episode 384: I´m Not Homeless, I´m Houseless
Episode 383: Don't Die Unless Somebody's Home
Episode 382: Kopi Luwak, the World's Most Expensive Coffee
Episode 381: The Friends We Find Along the Way
Episode 380: From the South Side of the North Pole
Episode 379: Skipping Christmas
Episode 378: The one with the gun gets to tell the truth
Episode 377: Grief counseling from a snowman
Episode 376: A case of cocktail flu
Episode 375: Vin Diesel's audition tape for Cats
Episode 374: Thirty years old, perfectly aged
Episode 373: Big enough to see how small you are
Episode 372: We are the Weirdos
Episode 371: Why-were-you-born
Episode 370: Asphinhtersayswhat?
Episode 369: B127
Episode 368: I want that goalie tested for steroids
Episode 367: When life gives you crap you make Kool-Aid
Episode 366: It can't rain all the time
Episode 365: If you must blink, do it now
Episode 364: Guys Night at Medieval Times
Episode 363: You're not Jesus, You're Bob
Episode 362: Nothing for the Swim Back
Episode 361: Look at Me
Episode 360: Lets Freaking Go
Episode 359: Blotz!
Episode 358: Free Pizza
Episode 357: Bananas in the Tailpipe
Episode 356: Man Animals
Episode 355: Fascist Bunnies
Episode 354: The Lamentations of their Women
Episode 353: Smile, Darn Ya, Smile
Episode 352: Peace to the Fallen
Episode 351: You destroyed the science oven
Episode 350: You can do it!
Episode 349: We're the Lunatics, Art!
Episode 348: The Pavement was His Enemy
Episode 347: Sir Lichtenstein of Gelderland
Episode 346: Gore and Kitchek save the World
Episode 345: Thanks for always being happy
Episode 344: Total Eclipse of the Heart
Episode 343: I am dead but it's not so bad
Episode 342: I'm not a Russian Spy
Episode 341: Dinner Out is Go
Episode 340: He's just a tourist
Episode 339: The Daywalker
Episode 338: Def Leopard helps a bank
Episode 337: The Shoveller is Hammered
Episode 336: Shaking Sinatra's Hand
Episode 335: The Catalina Wine Mixer
Episode 334: The Surgeon is Always Responsible
Episode 333: Humuhumunukunukuapuaa
Episode 332: Load Aim Shoot
Episode 331: Two cool guys and a german mechanic
Episode 330: Ye olde train family Christmas party
Episode 329: Rebel Scum
Episode 328: Waterloo is awfully wet
Episode 327: To Me You are Perfect
Episode 326: Your dear old uncle Tony
Episode 325: Mothra Queen of Monsters
Episode 324: Marvelous Trifecta
Episode 323: GeekScholars Movie News
Episode 322: And your grandmother at the same time
Episode 321: Am I on speaker phone?
Episode 320: Love is the most Dangerous
Episode 319: Would an enema help?
Episode 318: Chiiiiick!
Episode 317: Your Grandma's on the Roof
Episode 316: I wish I had your life
Episode 315: You need a Shakabuku
Episode 314: Think I'll have a chicken burrito
Episode 313: Welcome to Pemberly Digital
Episode 312: Completely, perfectly, incandescently, happy
Episode 311: We cannot escape the acquaintance now
Episode 310: You and I are a team, Doc
Episode 309: 2023 GenCon Special
Episode 308: Solomon Grundy Born on a Monday
Episode 307: Return to Darkness
Episode 306: How many mines did we bury
Episode 305: Rescue Stranded Astronaut
Episode 304: One more look at you
Episode 303: But I love you Lisa
Episode 302: That which you believe becomes your world
Episode 301: It's got its own weather system!
Episode 300: We made it, you guys
Episode 299: Jinx put Max in Space
Episode 298: He fights for the Users
Episode 297: The one with Harrison
Episode 296: The Big Recommendation Show
Episode 295: Wapner is on in 8 minutes
Episode 294: Are your men on the right pills?
Episode 293: Wolverines!
Episode 292: That's Mr Kaneda to you, punk
Episode 291: Roll for Initiative
Episode 290: I'm not saying it again
Episode 289: The Legless Pooch
Episode 288: I'm Still Here Chief
Episode 287: Straight from Manufacturer to Consumer
Episode 286: Bet That's not All She Curated
Episode 285: You're a Melon
Episode 284: You talkin' to me?
Episode 283: Talk is for lovers Dennis
Episode 282: You Remind me of the Babe
Episode 281: You should always wear my clothes
Episode 280: He wants a Winnebago
Episode 279: Fertilizer for a Lemon Tree
Episode 278: Love Peace and Chicken Grease
Episode 277: Christmas Tree Jousts
Episode 276: Cupcakes made with Love
Episode 275: Good Afternoon!
Episode 274: Basically We are Salesmen
Episode 273: Midwest Souffle
Episode 272: Welcome to the world of U
Episode 271: The Blue-eyed Ones are Trouble
Episode 270: Mowing the dirt patch
Episode 269: Billy did it in the kitchen with a knife
Episode 268: I'll be rotting for you
Episode 267: Itchita Copita Magicka Mystika
Episode 266: Fourteen and Never seen a Hanging
Episode 265: Water Under the Bridge
Episode 264: The check is in the mail
Episode 263: Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime
Episode 262: Catching an Uncatchable Woman
Episode 261: The same thing we do every night Pinky
Episode 260: Don't make me shoot your pinky toe
Episode 259: The one where Michael fails a Challenge
Episode 258: Global Thermonuclear War
Episode 257: The Porch is Among Us
Episode 256: Tybalt capped him with his longsword
Episode 255: I'm going to kill them all sir
Episode 254: A Brain Cloud, I knew it!
Episode 253: I'm Thor. Are you though?
Episode 252: Two words - Brush Your Teeth
Episode 251: Covid Killed the Aliens
Episode 250: Is this Heaven
Episode 249: I hurt somebody's feelings once.mp3
Episode 248: Hello There
Episode 247: A world with pyramids
Episode 246: Two men enter one man leaves
Episode 245: Wood Doesn't Grow on Trees
Episode 244: Vampires vs Werewolves
Episode 243: Fox's Forty Yard Dash
Episode 242: Bangkok Rules
Episode 241: You du-et together
Episode 240: Oh Captain, My Dennis
Episode 239: The Great Fresh Prince Slap
Episode 238: The Rick Mitchell Special
Episode 237: Let's Boo Boo
Episode 236: Go Birds
Episode 235: Vía con Dios
Episode 234: Pop Quiz, Hotshot
Episode 233: I taught him when you weren't looking
Episode 232: I don't believe in germs
Episode 231: The Salesman in the Bedroom with the Saw
Episode 230: Hell's coming with me!
Episode 229: Spike knocked him back into second grade
Episode 228: War Sucks
Episode 227: That's because it's cheap like your mother
Episode 226: You're the Charlie Browniest
Episode 225: A Front Porch for Christmas
Episode 224: Mess with the Bull, You get the Horns
Episode 223: F-O-X spells Fox
Episode 222: We look like a bunch of ice cream cones
Episode 221: Tough Luck, Jeff
Episode 220: Your Princess is in Another Porch
Episode 219: How to Survive a Horror Movie
Episode 218: Shaken, not Stirred
Episode 217: Michael have you picked your feet in Poughkeepsie?
Episode 216: Why a Spoon Dennis?
Episode 215: Uatu gets a smackdown
Episode 214: Good Evening Everyone
Episode 213: GenCon 2021
Episode 212: Oh look, it's a Sailboat
Episode 211: The Porch is for Closers
Episode 210: Brought to you by Wayland-Yutani
Episode 209: You had me at Coach
Episode 208: Put that on a Plaque
Episode 207: I am indeed an ass
Episode 206: Jungle Porch
Episode 205: So Many Pockets
Episode 204: We are an Effective Team
Episode 203: Existential Crisis
Episode 202: Today we celebrate our Independence Day
Episode 201: Your Wife Says Hi
Episode 200: Is it 200 Already?
Episode 199: It's Always Better on the Front Porch
Episode 198: Heroes are remembered, Legends never die
Episode 197: The Front Porch 500
Episode 196: Mythic Porch
Episode 195: Small World of Porchcraft
Episode 194: Fast and Furious 194
Episode 193: Porchsaber
Episode 192: Porch Kombat
Episode 191: Factory Porch
Episode 190: Another Glorious Day on the Porch
Episode 189: Lizard vs Monkey
Episode 188: The Last Porch of Bebbanburg
Episode 187: What's wrong with Pinochle?
Episode 186: Games Games and more Games
Episode 185: Some Scarlet Reruns
Episode 184: The Show About Nothing
Episode 183: We're not Bankers we're Podcasters
Episode 182: Dennis and Michael Take a Stand
Episode 181: You're so Money, Michael
Episode 180: Dennis Got a Speaking Part
Episode 179: Now in Color
Episode 178: The Porch is So So Sokovian
Episode 177: Knock, Knock
Episode 176: M-O-O-N Spells Porch
Episode 175: I Wish to be a Guest on TFP
Episode 174: The Jedi Teacher
Episode 173: The Porch is a State of Mind
Episode 172: Happy Life Day
Episode 171: The Porch is With You Always
Episode 170: The Porch Hunter
Episode 169: Five Dollar Milkshakes
Episode 168: Too Many Notes
Episode 167: Wherever I go he goes
Episode 166: Entitled to one good scare
Episode 165: Dogs can look up
Episode 164: Your Mom is Crazy
Episode 163: Those Old Scientists
Episode 162: The Porch is Afoot
Episode 161: You broke my heart, Fredo
Episode 160: The World is Yours
Episode 159: A Porch Within a Porch
Episode 158: The Sarcastic Vulcan Salute
Episode 157: All is Well
Episode 156: Lower Porch
Episode 155: How to Fight a War with Cricket
Episode 154: Boyz n the Porch
Episode 153: No Fighting in the War Room
Episode 152: All of them Witches
Episode 151: Pray Return to The Waking Sands
Episode 150: My Chocobo is better than Your Chocobo
Episode 149: Just Going to the Porch
Episode 148: Catastrophe
Episode 147: .5% Tar
Episode 146: Space Porch
Episode 145: Four Weddings and a Porch
Episode 144: We Identify as Hench
Episode 143: Porches of New York
Episode 142: 2 not-so-Angry Men
Episode 141: Six Feet Apart
Episode 140: The One with Cogswell
Episode 139: Enter The Porch
Episode 138: No Man's Porch
Episode 137: King of the Porch
Episode 136: The One with Marcus
Episode 135: I Am Porch
Episode 134: Podcasting from Home
Episode 133: Desert Eagle .50
Episode 132: Porchrunner
Episode 131: A Porch of a Different Color
Episode 130: Kaiser Soze and the Kobayashi Maru
Episode 129: Dennis of Arabia
Episode 128: Batman v Wolverine
Episode 127: FoxDenCon 2020
Episode 126: Space Baby
Episode 125: Porch with Apple
Episode 124: The First Rule of the Ring
Episode 123: Fly, You Fools!
Episode 122: The Last Jedi
Episode 121: The Girl with the Glass of Water
Episode 120: Vesper Lynd
Episode 119: 255,642 Days Aboard the Axiom
Episode 118: The Farmer who Became a Samurai
Episode 117: I Have Spoken
Episode 116: Smelling the Glove
Episode 115: The Time Warp Again
Episode 114: Here's Johnny!
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Episode 113: Do Not Touch the Glass
Episode 112: Shut Up, Linda!
Episode 111: The Limit Does Not Exist
Episode 110: The One Where we Make Fetch Happen
Episode 109: Fifteen Pieces of Flair
Episode 108: Eat Thunder and Crap Lightning
Episode 107: They Do Move in Herds
Episode 106: Charlie Don't Surf
Episode 105: The One With Sean
Episode 104: Porchocracy
Episode 103: Don't call me Shirley
Episode 102: GenCon 2019
Episode 101: Shippin' off to Boston
Episode 100: The Line of Indifference
Episode 99: Nobody puts Dennis in a Corner
Episode 98: Biggus Dickus
Episode 97: The Porch Abides
Episode 96: There's a Snake in my Boot
Episode 95: Mr Jangles and the Mouseville Circus
Episode 94: The Fish Under the Sea Dance
Episode 93: Chopper, Sick Porch
Episode 92: The One with Two Movies
Episode 91: The Iron Porch
Episode 90: Good Afternoon, Good Evening, and Good Night
Episode 89: Porchspotting
Episode 88: Two Kinds of People
Episode 87: Flight or Invisibility
Episode 86: We're Gonna Need a Bigger Porch
Episode 85: Breakfast on the Porch
Episode 84: Squirrel!
Episode 83: The Porch we Deserve
Episode 82: Porchaphobia
Episode 81: Great Spock's Beard
Episode 80: Porchius Maximus
Episode 79: May the Porch be With You
Episode 78: Schindler's Porch
Episode 77: The One where Dennis is an AI
Episode 76: Punxsutawney Porch
Episode 75: Noah Loves Allie
Episode 74: Bad Dates
Episode 73: E.T. Phone Porch
Episode 72: It Has Begun
Episode 71: Another Year, Another Porch
Episode 70: The One with David
Episode 69: Oh Yeah
Episode 68: The Porch Prince Chronicles
Episode 67: Michael Fails the Challenge
Episode 66: The People's Porch
Episode 65: Outlaw Porch
Episode 64: A Pørch once Bit My Sister
Episode 63: The One Where Dennis Sings
Episode 62: Spoooktacular Extravaganza
Episode 61: Porch Porch Bang Bang
Episode 60: Daniels - A Front Porch Story
Episode 59: Last Daughter of the Porch
Episode 58: Anime Mine
Episode 57: Show me all the Blueprints
Episode 56: Females are strong as hell
Episode 55: The One With Dennis
Episode 54: GenCon 2018 Front Porch Roundtable
Episode 53: Here we go Again
Episode 52: Ludicrous Speed
Episode 51: Road Trip with the EM-50
Episode 50: Porch Troopers
Episode 49: Are We There Yet?
Episode 48: The One With Fox III
Episode 47: Don't go in the tall grass, stay on the Porch
Episode 46: Good News Strikes Back
Episode 45: Porch Full of Splendor
Episode 44: Leave the Gun, Take the Cannoli
Episode 43: Jurassic Porch
Episode 42: Towels
Episode 41: Porchlander
Episode 40: Forty First Dates
Episode 39: No Sci-fi for You!
Episode 38: Every Road has its Evergarden
Episode 37: The Robinson's Lost Porch
Episode 36: Infinity Porch
Episode 35: Porch Oddysey
Episode 34: Porch of the Rings
Episode 33: Titan Porch
Episode 32: Captain Chris and the World of Tomorrow
Episode 31: Ready Porch One
Episode 30: ICG Con
Episode 29: Animal Porch
Episode 28: Honey I Shrunk the Porch
Episode 27: Fox on the Run
Episode 26: Panther Porch
Episode 25: Island of Doctor Porch
Episode 24: It's a Tide Porch
Episode 23: The One with Pete
Episode 22: Mighty Morphin Power Porch
Episode 21: Weird Porch
Episode 20: Raiders of the Lost Porch
Episode 19: Back to the Porch
Episode 18: Days of Future Porch
Episode 17: Last Porchmas
Episode 16: Porches and Dragons
Episode 15: The Last Porchfighter
Episode 14: The Porchbuilding Game
Episode 13: Ender's Porch
Episode 12: Stranger Porch II
Episode 11: Stranger Porch I
Episode 10: Front Porch: The Live Album
Episode 9: The One with Trotzke
Episode 8: Beyond Thunderporch
Episode 7: Pod Runner 2099
Episode 6: Dennis vs Mechagodzilla
Episode 5: The Search for More Money
Episode 4: The Front Porch - The Motion Picture
Episode 3: The One with Fox
Episode 2: The Wrath of Dennis
Episode 1: The Phantom Podcast