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The Front Porch — 470 episodes · page 1 of 5
Episode 470: There's a Little Witch in All of Us
Episode 469: Don’t Cross the Salt Line
Episode 468: The Pen is Blue
Episode 467: No, The Defense is Wrong
Episode 466: Nailed Their Ass
Episode 465: I Think I’ll Go to Law School Today
Episode 464: She's Amnesian
Episode 463: Shortcut to Greatness
Episode 462: Who Would Survive but Convicts and File Clerks
Episode 461: If You Have to Use the F Word, Go for the Gold
Episode 460: The United Brotherhood of It's None of Your Damn Business
Episode 459: Maybe I Can Get a Run In
Episode 458: Queen of Hearts
Episode 457: All in the Same Alphabet Soup
Episode 456: Poking holes in the darkness
Episode 455: I Won a Tank
Episode 454: I had no idea you could milk a cat
Episode 453: We Have The Power
Episode 452: You're a Good Papa
Episode 451: The clear path is never the right one
Episode 450: They might as well wear raincoats
Episode 449: Man is the center of the universe
Episode 448: You're the Skipper Now
Episode 447: We Sunk a Truck
Episode 446: You and I aren't friends or allies, kid
Episode 445: The way to Laputa has been opened
Episode 444: To See With Eyes Unclouded by Hate
Episode 443: We fly with our spirit
Episode 442: Some enchanted evening
Episode 441: Fancy a shave?
Episode 440: Howdy parson welcome to hell
Episode 439: 525,600 Minutes
Episode 438: Jazz is about the future
Episode 437: We're the ones sleeping
Episode 436: Guan Yin has done this
Episode 435: Darth Maul's Latin Cousin
Episode 434: I shall not be attending tea this evening
Episode 433: I kneel at the alter of the rational
Episode 432: I'm an Apex Predator
Episode 431: I sweat a lot better in the dark
Episode 430: Big breasts- Cool
Episode 429: Father loves Beaver
Episode 428: You can serve the fish now
Episode 427: Just the right amount of obvious
Episode 426: Those aren't pillows
Episode 425: Would it help
Episode 424: Goodness, that's awkward
Episode 423: Who Spies on the Spies?
Episode 422: The terror is right here in this room
Episode 421: She wants to kill you, Dick
Episode 420: They're All Gonna Laugh at You
Episode 419: Not like the other girls
Episode 418: Dead by Dawn
Episode 417: I can tell you is who's gonna be last
Episode 416: Smart men don't get married
Episode 415: We aim, we fire, you die
Episode 414: We have no rodeo clowns in Yell County
Episode 413: Janey Briggs has a gun
Episode 412: A little story about a man named shh
Episode 411: The cows have come home to roost
Episode 410: I'm cut in half pretty bad
Episode 409: Luckily, my neck broke my fall
Episode 408: White Russian, no ice, no vodka, hold the Kahlua
Episode 407: Five is One Positive Kung
Episode 406: I know my truth
Episode 405: I myself was once a gay
Episode 404: And we are not ugly people
Episode 403: All of humanity has been judged
Episode 402: Three Act Story with a Tragic End
Episode 401: Airplane Gaslighting
Episode 400: Dennis and Michael
Episode 399: Monkey-Fighting Snakes
Episode 398: Get off My Plane
Episode 397: You never got me down, Ray
Episode 396: Sabermetrics
Episode 395: Dreams are what makes life tolerable
Episode 394: Left Side, Strong Side
Episode 393: Did I ever tell you about the Ngbaka
Episode 392: Taking advantage of a drunken sailor
Episode 391: You can't just hit reset
Episode 390: A sleepover with guns
Episode 389: Negotiating with extreme prejudice
Episode 388: You can wear the gown to hell Eddie
Episode 387: I've got a case in court in the morning
Episode 386: It’s Not Herpes If It’s Everywhere
Episode 385: Stop, There's a Bomb in the Cake
Episode 384: I´m Not Homeless, I´m Houseless
Episode 383: Don't Die Unless Somebody's Home
Episode 382: Kopi Luwak, the World's Most Expensive Coffee
Episode 381: The Friends We Find Along the Way
Episode 380: From the South Side of the North Pole
Episode 379: Skipping Christmas
Episode 378: The one with the gun gets to tell the truth
Episode 377: Grief counseling from a snowman
Episode 376: A case of cocktail flu
Episode 375: Vin Diesel's audition tape for Cats
Episode 374: Thirty years old, perfectly aged
Episode 373: Big enough to see how small you are
Episode 372: We are the Weirdos
Episode 371: Why-were-you-born