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The Get Up Show Podcast — 692 episodes
Sean's got a great new job opportunity
Today in Bear News
There's a new "flation" in town
Saying a sad goodbye to "disk butt"
This sandwich is WILD!!!
Ever get a telemarketer call where they quote scripture to you?
No surprise, dolphins are super-smart
Got to love a lucky pinky ring
Do you take your dogs to the store?
Do you have a boomerang?
Stuck 15 days in an underwater cave
A man gets his stolen prized car back after 33 years
Here's a fitness routine that DOESN'T work
Smell like weed? No service for you
GPD has some cool new vehicles to catch crime with
One minute you're tubing...
Shed snakes, toilet snakes... they're everywhere!
Look out Jimothy, Mayonaisa is here to steal our hearts!
A toddler caused an entire flight to turn around and be canceled
What do you do when your luxury automobile brands you with their logo
You wouldn't expect to find shrinkflation while cleaning out a hoarder house
Would you ever preserve a pet after it has passed?
Would you ever eat off a stranger's plate?
The newest pizzeria craze involves a guy's trunk
That watch tan line is way worse than you'd think
Obviously this hotel party needs a tub full of potatoes
You sure you actually got a 50 count of nuggets?
How many inches in height would you give up for cash?
Just your neighborhood door to door prescription drug collector here
Ever wonder why flight attendants greet you as you enter the plane?
Hey! This bottle of Jack Daniel's is really a dog toy
Another toy item that I've destroyed in my past that's worth money now
Can you put metal in the microwave?
Two words for the greatest house name ever...
Couple kicked out of Ikea for "trying" out beds
No more Roombas?
Missing your old class ring?
Police bust drug house full of snakes
Kids today don't have to experience struggles like these
Do you want your loved one's stuff?
Space junk is going to hit the moon
Some people REALLY don't like those Flock cameras
From subtle to very blunt, here's some great food truck names
Your robot cleaner thinks it can handle the job
Not sure if "pie in the face" counts as a team building exercise
Enjoy your new home... and your room mate
Sure you've got loud neighbors but these have to be the loudest
We settle the age old debate about the Kool Aid Man
Finally a way to scare off food-stealing seagulls
Sean befriended guys digging a ditch and got a present
Backlash over a phone holder for the bathroom is dumb
Sally the Robot Teacher has hit a slight snag
Someone needs to quiet down those loud frogs
Hang out barefoot in your yard to reduce stress
It's Sean vs. Mailbox Ants again
A couple of stories where dogs go off into the world and somehow return home years later
Why are cake decorators so literal
Which would you take...
Your childhood bedroom is now the kitchen
Is that a bobcat in your attic or are you just happy to see me?
I'm majoring in Influencing in the Fall
Sean and Matty love jumping off tall structures
A woman was caught on a cruise scratching her foot with a dinner fork
There's a school rolling out a robot teacher in the Fall
Lady turns down dates if restaurant isn't nice enough
A cat runs away from their campsite, found 40 days later
Finally! C-Section Barbie is here!
A mail lady was snagging people's cats for herself
Good thing that kid brought his lasso
Scanning codes for refills is a thing now
Waiting for cookies at Crumbl? Get your hair done
Now AI is hacking other AI on it's own
Tokyo the dog got ahold of some of the devil's lettuce on a hike
Grocery stores are rolling out new programs for singles who are ready to mingle
Is AI analyzing your trash to see if you're dumping properly?
Is there really a loophole that lets you run a red light?
We've got another time traveler telling us what's about to happen
Shatner needs his sausage, kraut and new drawers!
Don't you love being on the phone with someone who has you on speaker?
Anyone missing a boa in High Point?
Animals are doing their best to get stuck in weird places
Who's this new sexy monkey with the orange lips...
Another day, another guy trying to live in a store
Sean plays a fun game of "Where's That Smell?!"
These goldfish deserve better than this
So when does this sandwich actually expire?!
Another day, another lost giraffe
Golfing in a thunderstorm is not a great idea
Don't tell this 96 year old she can't party
Two giraffes are home safe
Are you stressed out?
This guy battles with squatters including here in NC
Don't forget to pack your backup leg
Obviously we NEED blue hot dogs in our life
There's a new dumb phone coming soon
Hate getting up to use the bathroom in the middle of the night?
Etsy witches are back in the news
You won't believe where this guy found his childhood blanket
Some kids got zapped at a water park
Does paying kids to go to school work?
You could have the rug that really tied the room together
Did this driver steal their cat or...
People are not getting knocked out by perfume in parking lots
New meaning to "noisy neighhhhhh-bors"
Don't let your parents throw ANYHING away
All Ramona wanted was to be a mother...
If Stormy and Sir Purr show up at your house watch out
In other dating news, introducing...
Sean watched scary Popeye
Sean has found his spirit animal...
It's amazing that we take ranch for granted
A woman survived THREE DAYS in a mud hole
So many treasures once the snow melts
Sean's foolproof way of dealing with door to door soliciting
An elderly woman was saved from losing $700k to a scam
Another day, another Pokemon card theft
Someone called the cops on a lemonade stand again
Mr. Beast has a guy living in a grocery store
That squirrel's nuts...
Is Guy Fieri actually eating?
You never, EVER microwave fish at work
Teens see pack of bigfeet while camping
Who has a dishwasher in an Uber?
Would you try George Washington's beer?
Need to get something done? Try going Monk Mode
Sean is facinated by the miners stuck in the cave
Here's some fun reasons people called 911
Have you checked your crawlspace recently?
19 year old wins lottery but not sharing with parents?
Free foot juice!
You know when a song gets in your head but you're not sure what it is?
No need for booze, his stomach makes it!
Bryce Harper has an unusual way of brushing his teeth
Found fossils and big heads
Not sure which is worse... having your mail stolen...
Beware of ballbusters
That's a lot of stolen gold bars
In honor of the Scripp's Spelling Bee...
A woman mistakes the engine for the trunk
478 years young
Costco shoppers who think they can have it their way
The end of a high cholesterol era
Kid finds Viking sword on a field trip
Excuse me sir, you can't park there
Excuse me this urn is occupied
Sean's scammer response might have backfired
Someone's dog just helps themselves to the fridge
Is the "Dad Bod" out?
A very sophisticated plan to steal meat involving a suitcase?
Zoltar's numbers took 30 years to hit
Bear problems? Bring out the Monster Robot Wolves!
108 years young!
Would you wear glasses that remind you people's names?
Nothing like losing a pinkie during your first week at work
Struck by lightning on Mother's Day?
Step 1, get a metal detector
Could we soon be able to buy liquor on Sunday?!
Why did the snapping turtle cross the road?
Street takeovers hit different in Italy
Time for 24-hours of daylight in spots in Alaska
The Guinness Record guy is back
Some important snake news from the Get Up Show
Introducing... Cup o' Skunk!
There's tons of info out about UFO's right now
The color of your necklace beads says a lot about you
No idea how a kitten gets stuck in a vat of glue but...
Would you prefer a robber or two gators fighting?
Didn't we used to have a fence?
Can't stop speeding?
Don't even think of making your business look like Buc-ee's
Slang can hang for a long time
This kid took his Grandma to prom
Is Lake Norman the next Jersey Shore?
So now we really don't work there
From the makers of your Roomba...
$70k to be a dog nanny?!
Is someone living in your closet?
Perpetual Stew plus other soup news
Licking straws for clicks
Staying overnight in a closed store sounds fun...
A May the 4th Trivia BATTLE!
Sean got a midnight call from his daughter
Beware of random holes
A good boy and a tough 92 year-old marine go for a walk...
A woman's debit card wouldn't work for an unusual reason
Imagine getting pulled over every time you leave the house
Your car is judging you
Breaking Costco news
Is your house haunted or...
Sean has met the one thing he can't cook...
Today in animal news...
There's a reason these monks were so peaceful
Why do I want to smell the corpse flower so bad?
Which would you prefer... a stretch limo or a bun-length hot dog mobile?
If you find a box labeled "karma & luck" at the Goodwill... OPEN IT!
Beware the grease hole
Avoid this truck spill at all costs
Eating chili with a cinnamon roll is a thing?
No warning and your tap water is brown... what do you do?
Still don't feel very confident this should be allowed
Do you have a Zombie coworker in your office?
Here comes a chance to name some baby eagles
Well... processed foods are making us delicious
A couple of pilots decided to communicate in pet noises
Nothing like finding a 12-foot gator on your front steps
How's your closet looking?
A Get Up Show BEAVER Report
Totally normal... just a robot chasing away wild boars out of a city
Nothing like a day on the water... surrounded by sharks
When your new home comes with a family of bears
This guy HATES his reflection
Who picks the new flavors for Oreo?
This just in, more dog news
Could you survive financially off your dog being cute?
A kid broke a water pipe and flooded a parking garage by doing a pullup
A guy is suing after getting tackled by a store employee after shoplifting
Could you eat at over 150 fast food restaurants in 24 hours for a record?
A naked guy in the road with only a hard hat?
You won't BELIEVE how much money was on a gift card this woman found
There's an app where Moms can barter goods and services with each other
Hotel coffee makers are turning up at Goodwill
A guy used his own body to shield his car from hail
Guilford County needs help filling a local time capsule
Just hearing about this kidney stone makes my eyes well up
A two-foot long hot dog and fries covered in chowdah and lobstah?
Little girl tells Dad what she thinks of his cooking
A man hates his MacBook so he made it so it yells when he hits it
A handcuffed lady crawled out of a cop car and ran off
The Midwest Goodbye is nothing new in the South
Sean had a squirrel-tastrophy on vacation
Nothing about this is okay
Tailgating means something WAY different in Europe
Is it rage bait or just stupid people?
Otter attack and an adorable possum
It's a top sheet rebellion
A Go Fund Me for a Door Dasher has broken $900k!
A guy in NYC has figured out how to make bank off a pothole
Of all places to be a squatter, she chose to camp out at the hospital
So looks like Bigfoot is in Ohio now
What's your opinion on naps
Could you eat nothing but asparagus for 10 days?
Finally a club I want to join
Gen Z slang makes art more "bussin'"
A book made from found shopping lists
When "self-driving' turns into "self-crashing"
COPS is turning 37
It's a talking pig named Merlin
Is it beef or corn?
Google Maps is changing things up
Have you run into the new round up or down guidelines?
Do you have a bubble wrap kid?
Sir, do you have ants in your pants
A pothole brings a woman back to life
Pretty soon your plant could talk to you and say what it needs
Got to love a home surgery
Too many bugs in the house? Try a tiny bug vacuum
Reading people's body language
Introducing the "Call A Boomer" hotline
Where would you have an adult birthday party?
Hey honey, jump on my back and let's go run
Grandma hobbies are on the rise
Yet another scandal from the competitive fishing world
Do AI drive thrus make you over order?
Choosing your ride share driver for safety
Anyone else feel attacked by those "don't become your parents" insurance ads?
Another reason to talk to your neighbors
Accidently donated a backpack full of weed and cash to charity?
Investing in cheese
Currently in "lawsuit" news
Leave Skelly alone!
Someone had 17 bowling balls stolen off his front porch
Did you know there are toupees for beards?
On the plus side, it's raising money for a Children's hospital
Forget the gym or going outside, now you can 5k ANYWHERE!
Until they can make enough money, here's what teachers do to make extra cash
Have you ever eaten a dog treat?
Update on quicksand plus a sinkhole discovery
Long game completed for free oysters
Would you want to be a wiener rider?
Matty was accused of being rude to Bo-Linda
Do you clean up after your kids at restaurants?
Always check the back of your truck before going through the car wash
Just living my best dog life
Fighting spiders one fire at a time
Don't start with this restaurant manager
Cheaters are going to cheat
Grandpa gets to keep his license plate!
Forget the Olympics, how did we miss the Florida Man Games?!
There's been some issues getting packages from FedEx recently
Anyone else finding glass in your leftovers?
Suddenly plumbers everywhere are fashion icons
Those food delivery robots can be menaces
These pranks are getting pretty dumb
When the "finders keepers" rule meets the real rules
Another day, another restaurant hair scammer
Ever have a dream where you wake up and feel like you need to apologize?
Are distinct accents going away?!
Babies love butter
Hard to rob me if I have your gun
This just in, "Sinkhole News!"
There's been a verdict when it comes to "Boneless Wings"
Sean is convinced his tongue is growing
Would you live on a cruise ship?
The return of "Nutcase News"
Do you answer the "Unknown Number?"
Introducing "The Game"
Byrd Scooters are getting slowed down
Police in Florida now have an ice cream truck
This just in in manatee news
A lady was caught in the act by a drone
Sean had his food stolen by the delivery driver
Of all the ways to get out of being at work
Are you a desk shrimp?
Is Target's new greeter policy working?
Finders keepers?
Sad times... frozen juice concentrate is going away
Matty's war with birds
Kid swims miles to save family
People drank a 150 year old "beer"
There's a really sweet goat obituary out there
How to mess with a noisy neighbor
Ways you show your age
What would your last meal be?
A boxer lost his hair during a fight
Are you still washing your hands?
Here's some Southern foods you can't find anymore
This just in... the hole on nail clippers is for...
Would you tackle someone in public if they did something wrong?
A couple hid tiny ducks around their house for their cleaning person to find
Good polar bear news, bad polar bear jokes
Wait, these Costco chickens aren't good for me?!
Totally real and not fake time traveler is in the news
A woman is terrified of... frogs
Strong guy shows off by carrying heavy stuff
Adults are learning about food safety from...
Sweet orange traffic cone collection
Introducing, the world's oldest snowball
Putting your ankle monitor on your dog is a neat idea
Tasteful nudes of your Mom hanging up around the house
Guy breaks into homes and pours queso on things
Here's some things Goodwill DOESN'T want
The old "hair in my food" scam fails
Two fun new trends to not pay attention to
"Award Winning" Mac n' Cheese recipe
There's a new dating trend and it's a real chore
Guy caught stealing old money from Walmart
Which is scarier...
Matthew McConaughey has trademarked his famous saying
Oh so NOW being bald is trendy?!
Hybrids may be too quiet
Is that monkey real or AI?
Jenny Lewis and Bobby Rhubarb got married
Would you make a stranger a pizza?
A mullet contest was rigged
Don't propose on stage of a concert unless you're pretty sure she'll say yes
Some kids opened a very old time capsule from the year...
A paraglider fell 500 feet into the water and...
There are some weird NC laws out there
Are you for or against red light cameras?
Your dog is listening and learning
Do you keep every plastic takeout container?
Using stickers to tell you where to take a selfie
What do you call a piece of toast with a fried egg in the middle of it?
People are nostalgic for time gone by
Living that nudist colony life
Move over texting, voice notes are here
AI turned a cop into a frog
There's a really old Twinkie out there in a glass case
Beware of proposing over a canyon of snow
The dining room is going away
There's a new robot walking shoe being developed
New characters going into public domain have been announced
Lost stuffed animals always get top treatment
Where is your soy sauce?
Suing McDonald's over the McRib is wild
Arnold Schwarzenegger wants you to be positive
A mailman chases a porch pirate but...
Love a good found item on a bus
It's so cold...
Librarians are under a lot of stress now thanks to...
Getting kids to pass counterfeit money is a pro move
A guy's dogs let a horse and a cow in his house
Sean's fridge is forever unclean
Beware of quicksand
Need help waking up? Here's some fun tips!
A woman got a call that she was wanted because she missed jury duty
It's raining crab legs and steak... hallelujah?
Want to drive the Weinermobile?
The Care Bears were arrested
A woman found her long lost sisters thanks to an ancestry site
You can't keep a deer as a pet
Kidnapped and pantsnapped
Woman claims she was hit by a duck on a roller coaster
Would you buy a spray painted tree?
There's a theater so overrun by rodents people have been setting traps
AI is now helping people pick out presents
Would you ride a homemade alpine slide?
A guy had his car and dog stolen
Ever go the wrong way on an escilator?
Welcome to the new left lane laws
Are you a clutter car person?
Delivery guy dropped the food and scooped a wing back into the box
It's a shower beer with a twist
Beware a fake call from the "sheriff"
Fake rabbits fooling snakes in Florida
Would you like some pie out of my pie drawer?
Turkeys are intelligent and like cuddling
Arrested over found money
Sad day for NH liquor fans
Would you get a fish pedicure?
A woman got scammed out of $200 over a Bearista cup
Morgue worker "a bit surprised" when woman turns out to be alive
Introducing the 10-3-2-1 sleep hack
Somehow this tea cup "accidently" got stuck somewhere
Beware foaming watermelons
Mom had crazy expensive comics in the attic
Trying to find love one message in a bottle at a time
Enjoy this garlic mouthwash
Here's your box of junk
Nothing more romantic than a YMCA pool
Someone had their driveway stolen
Are you dependable?
Tell your partner all about a cool bird you saw
It's a giant bra luggage hack
Sir, is that a parakeet in your pants?
Imagine if your Speak & Spell had AI in it?
He's the king of the Wheelies!
The final pennies have been minted
6-7 might be almost done
Fake it till you make it... pilot?
Tour guides don't get paid enough
Classic drunk guy decision making
You look really familiar
What's the oldest food item in Sean's pantry?
Marty Christma to one and all and a Happy New Yean!
Do you know what a "knurl" is?
Danger! Falling Iguanas!
When's the last time you washed your water bottle?
A bear shows up to your house not once, not twice...
We've got another new trend and it sounds sketchy
Would you stay in the room from Goodnight Moon?
A lady in Florida fulfilled a life-long dream
Time to play... "Know Your Sandwich!"
Hotel hot tub is full... of sheets?
Morning whoopie is good for your career
World Record... spider web?
Is Andrew Jackson supposed to be smirking?
Leave the door open, a bobcat wanders in
A guy with serious tattoo regrets
Tom Brady cloned his dog
Happy 30th Birthday to.... a burger
Time for some old timey sayings
Someone's Mom had a Superman #1 stashed in the attic
There's a UNC & Duke bobblehead set
A man got all his co-worker's paychecks and didn't want to give it back
Don't freak out but someone replaced your TP
Time for some Nutcase News!
If every car is self-driving will we be safer?
Are you a hugger?
Is this lady like Robin Hood?
Using foil as a robbery deterrent
What do Batman & Robin, Wonder Woman & the Fonz have in common?
A not-so unique marriage proposal in Paris
A $20,000 AI robot for chores?
A fake tongue you can use to see how spicy food is
Deer in the house?
Cue the Police, it's another Message In A Bottle
Your meatball falls on the floor... now what?
Gmail got hacked, now what
Chick-fil-A vending machine?!
Man steals cars from car rental place to rent out for his own business
Cops want you to get high with them, not a trap
Man uses toilet at Wal-Mart... doesn't go well
A kid was arrested thanks to posting video of his crimes on socials
Taking life inspiration from... the Louvre robbers?
Greensboro dog loves his toy cinderblock
Beware of Ghost Tapping
Suzanne Somers is back thanks to AI
Restaurant owner blames everyone else for having to close down
Baby's first steps are great... unless the parents aren't there
Another reason to hate a Zoom meeting
Would you get a landline but only give the number to certain family and friends?
So no "finders keepers" on this one?
A guy didn't show up to help his girlfriend with a cockroach
A mullet king has been crowned
A guy threw a fake funeral for himself
These are things we don't have around anymore
Hitting that grocery store bar tonight?
Who knew backtracking would be a fitness trend
Everything in Australia is dangerous
Bob Ross' paintings are being auctioned off
Duke the dog loves cuddling weird stuff
A woman live-streamed the birth of her baby on Twitch
Should she have just given her the shirt?
Claire the Dinosaur is home!
Could you save someone who's choking?
Lottery winner partied a bit too hard
It's too early for all these smells
Are we saying goodbye officially to the penny
New slang for everyone trying to sound cool
Here's the top earworms out there
A deer gets stuck in a hammock
Just say no to adult baby talk
How long do you keep your condiments?
Would you pay a lady $30K to name your baby?
Taping your mouth shut at night?
These guys unlocked the Mummy Curse starter kit
A roomate debate over washing towels
Found an envelope full of cash? What do you do?
Seriously hard hitting science experiments here
Standing on one leg proves what?
Who else loves the Beatles!
Googling "is it weird to like" will get you...
If you fall at work, be careful trying to cover up by saying you fainted
Two truck spills and we wish we were there
Is AI getting better at advice?
We all need our beauty rest
Alabama is the home for sweet fossils
Nuns on the run!
Did you grow up "poor?"
Man with gambling debt jumps overboard
Think twice if you're using Uber Eats to pick up your drugs
Turns out you can legally call your boss this name
Put down that cheese stick if you're headed to bed
A criminal was found hiding in an old fridge
Modern slang terms completely defined
Living in a crawlspace is an interesting choice
Magic Mushrooms vs. Hiking
Some really embarrassing moments at work
Grocery shopping has gotten more exclusive
Influencers are going to get even hotter
When your annual Publisher's Clearing House money dries up
Did you bring your Mom to your job interview?
Labubu update... they're getting stolen many times over
Woman sends money to "astronaut" who needed money for oxygen
Wedding Crasher and not in a fun Vince Vaughan way
So a cat walks into a bar...
Nurse performs CPR... on a raccoon?
Kid sneaks out of house for Chick-fil-A run
Baby born at Burning Man
Don't let ChatGPT draw your next map
So the carnivore diet for babies is becoming a thing
Beware of fans
A 3 year old broke a $1,500 table by accident and the place made the mom pay
Creative ideas on using those silica packs
Does your tattoo in another language REALLY say what you think it does?
Here's some creative ways to call out of work today
If you mess with an elephant they will pull your pants down
A lady said she slipped on a banana in a parking lot
Airbnb dentistry was a thing for one couple
Adults using pacifiers is a new thing
Some fun stuff left behind after concerts
Your digital twin could be coming soon
Getting busted by a noise camera is a new concept
Smoke break leads to clinging to outside of train
Santa's bike elves are hard at work
Be careful if you have two backhoes on your truck
Didn't invite a coworker to your wedding? Might end up in HR
Wannabe Santa stuck in chimney
What's worse than a bear tearing up expensive cars?
It was a very romantic wedding including mayonaise
Another interesting ice cream flavor
More and more women using Hinge to find handymen
Another day, another camera inside an Airbnb
Update on the girl who had a bat fly in her mouth
When a bird drops a fish on a power plant it's lights out
Another spill but not as excited about this one
Serious health issue or just decaf
Beware if you date witches
Aunt ate dog food and is mad
If you smell something, say something
Here's some foods that younger generations are avoiding
Octopus attack or was it just being sweet?
Mermaiding for fun and relaxation
Beware of monkeys trained for crime
A Dad's social battery runs out and he needs to go
Are you a lazy worker?
Let's play... what's in your can!
Make sure your Labubu is legit
How to survive a cougar attack
How do you like your eggs?
Ever bring something home drunk?
Bad day for Charles Entertainment Cheese
Puppet parenting plus the return of Woody
Love a plane fight
Did someone order a giant naked guy?
Leonardo DePinchy is a menace
Babysitter versus Mom... who's in the wrong?
Pickleball Dating is a pretty big dill
We're going to need rose water, buzzard feathers and some lizard oil
Do you love the sound of people chewing?
Bummed I missed the World Snail Racing Championship
Let AI recreate your dreams
Ring doorbell cameras got hacked
Watch where you sit at the park
Huge graduation party at an AirBNB seems fun right
Totally normal friend behavior
Perfect hangover cure?
Bartenders are using business cards to cut people off
Meet Igor, the sentient middle finger
Ever run into a teacher/student while out and about?
Headed to a NC beach? Hide your stuff
Turns out that creepy flesh bear is art?
The latest update from Next Door? Cows
The perfect gift for a kid?
Sure stealing an ATM seems like a good idea
Smearing yogurt on your windows can cool off your house
A man left his wife behind at a gas station by accident
A couple's very detailed marriage contract
Have you met Bo-Linda yet?
Cell phone courtesy
Yet another thing dirtier than a toilet
Another extinct animal could be coming back
DIY Botox in a Shed?
Flooded with unwanted packages
Weird fleshy phone case
Have you accessorized with a blade of grass yet?
Who doesn't want to pet a possum
Poor people habits or just smart
Door Dashing a sauce packet is neat
Super fun trolley ride
Only Fans is not a work expense
Shark attack at beach called "Shark Bite Capital of the World"
So hiding in the bathroom has become a trend?
Woman's side hustle is just sitting in people's cars
Hero dog?
To stack or not to stack... that is the question
What versus I Love You
World's Largest time capsule is not very old
Prime Days are here! Need a cold plunge?
Are you one of these types of pet parents?
Lucy, pig in the city
Roll me up and smoke me when I die... literally?
Easily offended robber
New underwear with extra wicking capabilities is here
It's the end of an era at Cracker Barrel
The bad guy from Cobra Kai bit a costar
Another person was attacked by a turkey
Could you survive with your AC at 78?
Not all of this arrangement was edible
Love the names of fireworks... no idea what they do though
Yes, AI robot soccer is a thing
Matty is feeling very upset and exposed
You save a dog in a hot car yet you're the one in trouble?
If you didn't want me to sit on the art don't make it a chair
A wedding so secret even the groom didn't know about it
Remember that super-cool jewel heist that seemed like it was from a movie? Update time!
The latest in bathroom decorating tips!
Anyone missing a pet monkey?
Gunsmoke is in the top 10 of streaming shows
The age old debate continues
Beware of Office Chair Butt
Your Mom's casserole dishes are WAY more valuable than you thought
One minute you're delivering someone's Hot Pockets...
Give a good boy a burrito and he will travel for another one
Naughty words need love too
2 Hours?! In the snow?! No thank you
Would you think this is funny?
Bibbity Boppity Lice Check
I'm for sure a real Health Inspector
Not Tom Sawyer's Island!?
Friends suck the poison out
Drama at the Wal-Mart?
Competition for world records are heating up
The children of Virginia will be sneaking here soon
Time to put the candles in the locking glass case
Open-mouth eating large amounts of garlic at Taco Bell?
Wait! Is this why people want me in their photos?
Wait how many zeros did I just add on there?
BEEP... I'm a meat robot... BEEP
When one finger just isn't enough
No officers, this is my baby and I'm just tired
No REAL ID? Costco card won't cut it
Would you pay to pretend to be working in an office?
There's a cookie controversy at Aldi
Living speed bump
I really CAN'T drive 55
Ma'am your reborn doll doesn't need to be in the ER
The hottest new doll is...
We have a new Spelling Bee champion
Breaking toothbrush news!
Move over No Mow May...
If you see a picture of Abraham Lincoln on a cell phone it's probably AI
An Adulting 101 class?
Before we takeoff I have a few requests...
This dog sniffs out hidden cameras
What kind of drinker are you?
New space bacteria? What could go wrong!
Sean and Brooke, sitting in a tree
The perfect gift for the history buff / true crime lover in your house
Are you wishing your friends sweet dreams and nighty night?
Planes are germy? Who saw that coming