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The GMat Podcast — 236 episodes
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The Olympics Birthed an Aussie Icon | #248
Longlegs is Terrible | #247
Are We Gonna Get Tenacious Deported? | #246
Drunk Stories: Ruining Parties #245
Koala Rizz | #244
McDonald's is Not Good | #243
The Problem with OnlyFans | #242
Just a Bit of Argy-Bargy | #241
I Was Too Hard on Will Anderson | #240
Lucid Dreaming Shenanigans | #239
The Olympics Suck | #238
Barbie Round Two | #237
Stop Tugging at the Gym | #236
Don't Trust Joel | #235
I Have a Tiny Peen and I’m Racist | #234
Big Dom Daddy Cuts and Fugs | #233
Having Sex With a Car | #232
Nanna Goes Skydiving | #231
Bachelors of Art | Premiering June 10th
Goodbye | #230
Our First Conversation | #229
The Podcast is Actually Over | #228
Pop-Tarts at Christmas | #227
Male Moaning Edging and Whimpering ASMR | #226
Bill Cosby Uses an Air Fryer | #225
Mistakes
Quitting | #224
The 20 Greatest Films of All Time | #223
Mistaking a Nerve for a Hair | #222
Kanye Is a Butthole | #221
'Smile' Gave Us Nightmares | #220
Ruining a Child's Birthday | #219
Meth Heads Love Snakes | #218
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Who Really Assassinated Kennedy? | #217
Getting Kicked Out of a Wedding | #216
Let's Talk About Dragon Ball Z | #215
The Prank That Went Wrong | #214
What Nude Scene Did You Pause as a Kid? | #213
Reading Adult Website Comments | #212
Ted Bundy & JFK Are Not That Sexy | #211
Trapped in a Room for One Week | #210
The Podcast Is Over | #209
White Trash Childhoods | #208
The World's Worst Roommate | #207
The History of The World | #206
Just Grow Up | #205
The Most Racist Thing I've Ever Seen | #204
Falling From Balcony at Harry Styles' Show | #203
Michael Peterson Did Something | #202
Reading Reviews for Adult VR Games | #201
Who's Parents Do It the Loudest? | #200
Sending Nudes to the Wrong Person | #199.5
Everybody Pees in the Shower | #199
Time’s Up Putin | #198
Naked & Afraid | #197
Is GMat Gonna Get Sued | #196
I Don’t Think You Have a Learning Disability | #195
What Are You Doing Step Brother in Law? | #194
The Slap Heard Around the World | #193
History Stats: Murders vs Fingerings | #192
Artificial Intelligence Is Terrifying | #191
Would You Punch Hitler or Kyle Sandilands? | #190
Reading Yelp Reviews for Prisons | #189
Judging Parents From a Safe Distance | #188
Reading Google Reviews for Strip Clubs | #187
Scumbag Forgets His Bitcoin Password | #186
I Saved President Obama’s Life | #185
There’s More Than Five Senses? | #184
No Insertion | #183
Thicc Dweeb Runs His Mouth | #182
Are You Smarter Than a 2nd Grader | #181
Doc Antle Refuses To Stop Molesting | #180
I Made My Dad Cry on Christmas | #179
My Brother Punched My Butt Hole | #178
Water Park Boobies | #177
Substitute Teachers Cry Too Easy | #176
What Turns You Off? | #175
I Caught a Lizard With My Bum Cheeks | #174
Bread, Pita & C*ck Rings | #173
Diarrhea Texts | #172
Michael Jackson | #171
My Hole Is CURED! | #170
CelebrityDongs OR LeakedMeat?? | #169
Is It Wrong to Toot at a Funeral? | #168
Pooping Man Takes On Wild Pelican (Feat. Tabletop Unknown) | #167
GMat Versus Furries | #166
Steven Seagal Is the Weirdest Man on Earth | #165
“I Reached In and Touched It” | #164
We’ve Got Some Explaining to Do | #163
Willem Dafoe Can't Read Analogue Time | #162
When I Was Nine a Fish Bit Me on the P*nis | #161
NEVER Say “Hole Squirt” to Me EVER Again | #160
Ageism Is Almost As Bad As Old People | #159
I Made My Mum Call the Police | #158 (Special Live Episode for GStream 2021)
WHO Made the Roof Leak!? | #157
Two Fights and a Funeral | #156
We Are Concerned About the New Space Jam | #155
Seeing an Old Man’s Cock at Woolworths … AGAIN! | #154
Hit in the Head by a Severed Hand | #153
The Secret to Hungry Jacks' Mayo | #152
GMAT Is Officially Calling Out Mayweather | #151
A Frog Walked In to a Pediatrist for a Coffee | #150
Showering With Multiple Strangers | #149
Thicc Kings Eat 9 McDonalds Hamburgers | #148
Pooping in the Bathtub | #147
Dr Phil Is in the Toilet at the Rest Stop | #146
My Neighbors Won’t Stop Watching Me! | #145
What’s the Biggest Animal You Could Fight? | #144
“He Nailed Me From Behind Like You Wouldn’t Believe” | #142
10 Poop Pranks You Can Do at Home | #141
I Was Tortured by a Dentist | #140
‘A Gig Is a Gig’ With Frankie McNair | #139
WWE Is a Meat Ballet | #138
Making an Old Man Cry at Uniqlo | #137
Star Wars Episode X: The Adventures of Ham Solman | #136
Adolf Hitler Runs for Office in Namibia | #135
Sexy Brunette Screws Her Pharmacist for Medication | #134
Let’s Keep Our Eyes on Armie Hammer | #133
A Fisting Retrospective for New Viewers | #132
Gwyneth Paltrow and the Orgasm Retreat | # 131
Am I a Chronic Masturbator? And More Unhelpful Advice | #130
Reading Local Strip Club Reviews | #129
We Take the Narcissistic Personality Inventory Test | #128
Two and a Half Men | #127
Krap Anul | #126
The Friendly Hometown Spider-Man | #125
Pizza Hut Is Gonna Get Me on a List | #124
Pooping in a Urinal | #123 Feat. My Parents
Stay at Home Mums Are Heroes | #122
Would You Date Someone Who Sheds Their Skin? | #121
Dunking on My Grandma | #120
Calling Your Teacher “Mum” and Other Reasons to End It All | #119
Poop Should Not Be There! | #118
The One Story Mat Said He’d Never Tell | #117
Near Death Experiences | #116
Reading Negative Comments and Pooping the Bed | #115
How to Earn Bitcoin With David Koch | #114
A Woman Who Grows Hair Inside Her Mouth: Let’s Talk About That | 113
Please Don’t Watch Porn While in Traffic | #112
Absinthe Makes the Heart Grow Fonder | #111
We All Go on a First Date Together (Gone Sexual) | #110
Kerry Packer Helps Us Become Millionaires in 3 Months | #109
I Don't Respect Adults Who Love Lollies | #108
Gossip and Gasoline: A Play in Two Acts | #107
Deleting an Old Man's Home-Made Porn | #106
Kentucky Fried Heroin | #105
Pesnis | #104
Three Men Talk About Breastfeeding | #103
We Are Investing in a Fish and Chippery | #102 Part 2
Laughed at by a Sex Worker | #102
Porch-cast: Mat Cries Over Taco Bell | #101
Live Q&A and Many More Memes | #100
The Woolworths Conspiracy Theory | #99
Getting Drunk With Our Teachers | #98
Getting Gastro in a Strip Club Feat. Donald Trump | #97
Elon Musk Is a Bit of a Douche | #96
Eating Dead Foot Skin | #95
My RODE Cast Competition Entry | The GMat Podcast
Accidentally Sending Porn to Your Mother-in-Law | #94
Mat Loses Touch with the Common Man | #93
Quarantine Is Breaking Our Brains – #92
We Caught Someone Jumping Our Fence – #91
Stop. Touching. Your. Face – #90
A Mormon, a Catholic and an Orthodox Jew Walk into a Podcast – #89
When Marilyn Monroe's Gooch Fights Back feat. Russell Brand - #88
Male Moans for Babygirl Till Having Huge Orgasm – #87
I Swear, Nothing Is Going in My Anus – #86
Ben J Fights for Sweet & Sour Sauce – #85
Spicy Tales With Mr and Mrs G – #84 (Valentine's Day Special)
Old People Need to Die Off – #83
Diabetes Gon’ Get Ya – #82
Retiree Wants a Taste of Aidan – #81
When Trolls Get Trolled: Ben J & The Facebook Marketplace - #80
Upsetting Everyone at the Day Spa – #79
Buying $500 Worth of Porn: A Social Experiment – #78
Mat Tries Not to Cry: The Christmas Special – #77
Everybody Has F*cked a Spa Jet – #76
I Lied to My Family for 17 Years – #75
Selling a Television to a Blind Man - #74
A Modern Thriller: Diarrhea at Work and No Toilet Paper – #73
More Greek Grandparent Stories - #72
Our Neighbors Think I’m ‘Special’ – #71
Mildly Racist Stories: A Broken Podcast – #70
The Man With No Arsehole – #69
Losing a Bag of Rare Snakes – #68
Mat Shows Ben His Penis – #67
Losing Your Phone in the Anne Frank House – #66
My Dad Told David Hasselhoff to “Fuck Off” – #65
F*ck Walt Disney - #64
Grandpa Lost His Penis - #63
Gaslighting a Widow – #62
Chopping a Poo in Half – #61
Watching Porn at Work - #60
We Phone the Massage Parlour to Get Some Answers – #59
Politely Flipping a Car in the Driveway - #58
Why Don’t We Talk About Vaginas? – #57
Super Hot Live Podcast Bonanza Number 1 Hotdog Good Time Coca-Cola Live Q&A Live Good Times Live – #56
Abuse From a Masseuse Two: Electric Boogaloo – #55
Wiping Your Arse With a Sock – #54
Don’t Pull Your Vagina! – #53
Emptying a Metric Cup of Jizz - #52
Classic Sitcom Clip Show - #51
My Ex-Girlfriend Gave Me Heart Palpitations - #50
I Was Sexually Assaulted by a Retiree - #49
Naked Shed Tales: Ben O Returns - #48
Everyone Has Nut Juices - #47
Sex on Tap – #46
Naked and Tied Up: The Ben O Story – #45
A Dodgy Masseuse Offered Me a Hand-Job – #44
Uncontrollable Boners & Garbage Bag Pies – #43
The Girl With Two Arseholes – #42
Burying Aidan Alive – #41
Creepy Neighbor Watches Me Sleep - #40
Fisting a Frenchman: Aidan Returns - #39
The Horrors of Highschool: Broken Arms and Horse Tranquilizers - #38
May I Please Speak With the Manager? – #37
Saving a Suicidal Cat Over FaceTime – #36
This Episode Should Never Have Been Released – #35
We Get Our First Noise Complaint - #34
GMat Gets Drunk Again feat. The Sun - #33
Fortnite Warriors Gather - #32
Aidan Says Goodbye - #31
We Should Avoid Talking About Louis CK - #30
Brian Tries to Be Woke - #28
Showering With Your Friends Saves Water - #27
Three Concussions in One Weekend - #26
Nobody Wants to Take On a Kangaroo - #25
The Drunk Podcast - #24
She's So Hot She Made Me Sexist - #23
All Old People Are Drunk - #22
Tommy Wiseau Stole Our Idea #21
Grumpy Aidan Is Grumpy #20
The Beautiful Juices of Aidan’s Anus - #18
Shoving Stuff Up My Arse - #17