All Episodes
The Golden Ratio Podcast — 426 episodes
424. Smurf Spray
423. Fake Time
422. Shut The Hell Up
421. Introducing Cuba Libre 🇨🇺
420. Guaceaux
419. Casserole
418. Schnitzel
417. Sheep
416. Pickle Water
415. Joel
414. Trash Can
413. FLESH WOLF
412. π X thumb
411. AC/DC
410. SMASH PEAR
409. Scheibenwischerwaschfluessigkeitsanzeigenlampe
408. Hamster
407. Youth Word of the Year
406. Curvature of the Earth
405. Nacktschneckeklingelstreich
404. Scandal Noodle
403. Chess Move
402. White Shoes
401. Cow Grass
400. Oil Bag
399. Kraftwerk
398. Raw Pork
397. Long Finger
396. SEKRET INGO PODCAST
395. Margarita Mix
394. Goodbye to Brody
393. Nugget
392. Coffin
391. Cuba
390. World's Oldest Llama
389. Inhaler
388. Nibble
387. Just For The Day
386. Ukraine (and beyond)
385. Better Together
384. Sizzle
383. Evolution
382. Street Value
381. Daddy Issues
380. Attila vs. the Hungarians
379. Not an ATM
Episode 369: Chicken Eyes
368. Saddle Up
367. Cookie Monster
364. Conker
363. Carmen Sandiego
362. Road Flare
361. Self-Righteous
360. Driving
359. Belated
358. Valentine
357. 4 years
356. Voods2
355. Chaos Reigns
354. Mozzarella
353. Overtime
352. Equal Parts
351. Sunny
350. Hosts
349. Weights
348. Goodbye to Vink
347. Hush Money
346. Underberg
345. Marathon
344. Banner Podcast
343. Yeet Update
342. Junk Out
341. Doublehouse
340. Two Cheeses
339. Gorgonzola
338. Ranch
337. Courtesy Bite
336. Pickup
335. Deicing
334. Runover
333. Rathole
332. Gender Traffic
331. Gnome
330. Still At Large
329: Malört for breakfast
328. Too Friendly
327. Wave Back
326. A Buck An Ear
325. Messy Pile
324. Making Blue
323. Permanent Marks
322. Monks
321. Lawn Flamingo
320. Tiny Cow
319. Viscous
318. Food Emergency
317. Coffee Clutch
316. Road Trip with messed up audio
315. Chaos Reigns
314. Technical Difficulties
313. Tiny Matchbook
312. Fetaverse
311. Fetarrival
310. Feta
309. BREAKING NEWS! FISH SCANDAL!
308. Green Chartreuse
307. Bunch Of Grapes
306. Firing Squad
305. Butterfly Pea Flower
304. Pickle Time
303. Goodbye to Hopps
302. Garbanzo
301. Niagara
300. To Canada🇨🇦
299. 30 Months
298. Taco Bell
297. Thunder
296. Cop Chomper
295. ChatGPT
294. Baby Shark
293. Tohuwabohu
292. Bremse
291. Foxy
290. Over distance
289. Gummy Ducky
288. Morning Beer
287. Goblin
286. Punch Out
Episode 285: Snitches (take 2)
284. Set The Curve
283. Bunny Mary
282. Holy Water
281. To Becrumb Oneself
280. Desk Potato
279. Voodoo Juice
278. Dead Pants
277. Ugly Sweater
276. Auf Deutsch
275. Ich bin ein Berliner
274. Krampus
273. The Parents Were Dismayed
272. Food Truck Mayhem
271. Gobble
270. Chocolate
269. Hooked
268. Logistics
267. Everyone Except Guac
266. Reality Bites
265. Bermuda Hundred
264. Neatness Police
263. Corpse Feast
262. Ian
261. Wind Speed
260. Giant Skeleton
259. Just One Leg
258. Y2K
257. Time Is Marching On
256. Stupid Windows
255. Undersized Shark
254. Tödliche Krankheit
253. People in the Keys have lost their damned minds
252. Unicorn
251. VINK IS THE MOON
250. Team Thief
249. Buc-ees
248. NO RULEZ!
247. Asparagus Machine
246. Marine Barracks Artillery Punch
245. Nacho Fry
244. Cheese Mites
243. Flinger
242. Drain
241. Farewell, Pinto Bean
240. MRSA
239. Hopper Day
238. Vancouver
237. Eventful
236. Before the Storm
235. Cable Salad
234. Snook Sneak
233. NO RULEZ
232. Prosperity Rot
231. Move Over For Emergency Vehicles
230. Schlurftanz
229. Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦
228. Malört
228. "College"
227. Miami Spa Week
226. Pulp
225. Potato
224. Diamonds
223. Tip Your Bartender
222. Whole Sleeve
221. Guac, Because Why Not
220. LivePod
219. Rocky Mountain Spotted Voods
218. Perry Como
217. No Rulez Weekend!
216. First Missed Pod
215. Three Rocks
214. Hexensteine
213. Corpse Pleading Face
212. Ghosts Commute
211. NO TROPHIES
210. Body Paint
209. Tunnel of Ghosts
208. Water is the enemy
207. Climbing up the Topsails
206. Hops has cancer
205. Train Wreck
204. Billy The Kidder
203. Couchcast
202. Flying Solo
201. Hygroma
200. Love Fest
199. Wheelbarrow
198. Obstinate
197. SDMBWHBTINTD
196. Hard
195. IT'S A LOT RIGHT NOW
194. Voodoo Remoulade
193. Constitution
192. Supergeil
191. We'll drink to our legs!
190. Road Trip Time Warp
189. Nightcap
188. 08/15
187. Cicadas
186. Dog Ear
185. Smooch mark
184. CBThiefB
183. Remembering Cheggs
182. Marielitos
181. Cheggs's Insides
180. French Underpants
179. Chegs Eye Update
178. Burnt Oranges
177. Well Actually
176. Second Vaccine Shot Waiting Podcast
175. Half Strength
174. The Vaccine Waiting Podcast
173. GECKO ATTACK
172. Crab Trap
171. Manchego
170. One Bulgy Eye
169. "Red Barron"
168: Q&A Part 2
167: Q&A Part 1
166. Zebra
165. Decolletage
164. Augenschmaus
163. Remembering St. Patrick
162. **diamonds**
161. Floating Tiki Hut
160. Sunk
159. BENIGN
158. Between Years
157. OFFICIAL CHEESE
156. The Cheese of the Righteous
155. There But Not There
154. Stollen
153. Parmesan
152. Armies
151. Voodoo
150. St. Patrick's Eye
149. Who wants to be a millionaire?
148. Eta
148. Rims
147. Driving Suit
146. Rubber Egg
145. Swim Buoy
144. Dudelsack
143. Martinelli's
142. Uranium Glass
141. Allspice is not just all spices
140. Potato Thief
139. "There's a DUDE in there!"
138. Briefly New Rugs
137. Remembering Swiz and million other updates
136. Do the Hustle
135. Rock Fight
134. Dry August & The Hustle
133. Communal Watering Cans
131. Return to the Tropics
130. Konk News Extravaganza
129. Inaugural RV Trip
128. Boot Mug
127. Unpaid Internships are Theft
126. Zaungaeste
125. Flare Gun to the Face
124. Junk in a Fence
123. Chicken Sex
122. Welcome Theo
121. BREAKING NEWS UPDATE
120. Unloady
119. DON'T FEED THE CHICKENS!
118. SpOoKy MoViEs
117. A Lucky Man
116. GR Dad in Charge
115. The Guaco Block-o
115. Tiny Surgeons
114. Guacscapo
113. Morgenmuffel
112. Voodoo
111. Skirt Moncher
110. GR Mom's Worst Date
109. Don't Drink Seawater
108. FINE. Carole Baskin's Husband
107. Sexier Than a Squirrel
106. Guacattack
105. Chief Brody is Official
104. Virtual Life Bonus Episode
103. Guacamole's Very Bad Day
102. Making It Official
101. Too Sad To Talk Much
100. Episode 100!
99. Guacamole!
98. Remembering Queso
97. Health Updates
96. Schnoop Snoop
95. LIL NITRO
94. Mundraub
93. Queso and Buttercup
92. Experiments & 2019
91. Queso Health Updates
90. Whamageddon!
89. wOo0oOoOzy Jazmeen
88. ROBOVENK
87. Hopper vs. The Jellyfish
86. The Prickly Pear Saga
85. Loofas and Labels
84. It's Offizal, Her Name is Swizzle
83. Shannon O'Dog
82. Carolina Reaper
81. sPoOkY hAlLoWeEn!!!
80. Remembering Boyfren Riley
79. GR Mom goes to Korea
78. Chicago Live Show Recap!
77. How to be a good student
76. Bienvenue!
75. Live Show Recap
74. GR Mom is in a bad mood
73. Dark and Not Especially Stormy
72. Books, Grindr, Toby
71. Venkman Goes On Tinder
70. REAL TALK, PEOPLE
69. QUESO FACELICK!
68. M*A*S*H
67. Bonus Health Update
66. Queso's Great Escape-o
65. Mawige
64. Naked in Public
63. Queso Bird Adventure
62. Road Trip to Paradise
61. Chicago, Riley, and Grasshopper Tacos
60. LIVE SHOWS YAS!!!
59. Adopting Riley
58. A Short Riley Update
57. Lyme Nephritis is Bad News
56. GR Mom Runs the Keys not-quite-100
55. Don't Taze Me, Bro
54. Mouth Privacy
53. Frat House Fights & Swimming in Capitalism
52. Top 10 GR Moments
Bonus: Murders in Paradise - our new true crime podcast
51. Remembering Schmieg
50. The never ending pooooddcaaaaaassstttt....
49. Florida Man + Dog
49. Sad news about Schmieg
48. The Golden Ratio....LIVE?!?!?!
47. The Secrets of GR Mom's Past
46. Don't Molest
45. RILEY, Butterbean, and Dentists of Cannibals
44. Nazis and White Supremacists are bad, and we road trip home to DC
43. Why is Hopper's Lip Green?
42. GR Mom SCIENCE Proves Dogs Make You Happy
41. Road Tripping Again
40. Neighbor Terror
39. Dog updates
38. Hopper and The Rock
37. JUST DO IIITTTTT!!!!!
36. Guide to the Florida Keys
BONUS: 2018 in Review
35. Does Venk Howl for "Kalamazoo"? Q&A + Updates
34. Road Trip to the Keys
BONUS: SPECIAL QUESO UPDATE!!!!
33. A little ranting, a little planning
32. Housebreaking dogs and humans
Bonus: GOZER THE GOZERIAN (new foster)
31. Dog updates!
BONUS: Covert Ultramarathon 50K
30. Baby, it's cold outside
Bonus: SIZZLE GOT ADOPTED BY WeRateDogs!
29. A Taste of the Keys
28. Sizzle's First Week
27. SIZZLE!
Bonus Ep! Palm 100
26. Stocking your liquor cabinet
24. Schmieg health update, Venk Howls, and more
25. Dog Personality Tests and social media strategy
Bonus: We ran the Chicago Marathon
23. Try 2 at Q&A Part 2
22. Q&A Part 1 - Exercise, playing, and good first dogs
21. Dog Movies and random stuff
20. Maggie Updates
19. Epic weekend (Germany and 100K)
18. Exposure and Positive Reinforcement for Anxiety
17. GR Mom and Dad Origin Stories
16. Sleep part 2, bones, and then a bunch of weird stuff
15. Sleep (at night)
14. Swimming with Dogs
13. Queso & The Foreign Object
Single: Boopity Boop on your Schnoop Schnoop
12. Anxiety
11. Cooking for dogs (and with dogs)
10. Positive Reinforcement Training
9. All About Running
8. SCIENCE!
7. Q&A - we answer your questions
6. Grooming
5. Fostering Dogs
4. Being a Therapy Dog + Running with Dogs
3. Origin Stories
2. Traveling with dogs
1. Intros & All About Venk
0. The Golden Ratio Podcast Teaser