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The Hat Chat Podcast — 220 episodes
The Fart Story
Nothing to He-He about!
The Chimp Crusades: Choose A Side!
Jestergoonmaxxing and Podmogging like S-tier Gigachads!
Why we made a political parody song about roast dinners
Why British Comedy Just Hits Different
The NEW Good Friday Agreement
We're Joining A Fraternity!
What A Cumbumdrum!
Doing The 'Freaky Friday'
The Goon Squad!
ETrott is Daddy!
Strange Xmas Traditions ft. Ravs
We can breathe through our butts now!
Someone almost died eating this!
The Daddy Debate
Don't sleep on this time travel life hack!
Aliens are toying with us and we DON'T like it!
Who counts as a Z-Lister Celebrity?
TROTT'S PROGNORANT!
It's coming and we're not ready!
Don't Touch Those Rags, Mum!
EWhat the hell is a Labubu?!
How Many Wives Is Too Many Wives?
Should Anyone Eat A Lunchable?
A True 'Mental Dental' Story
Confessing Our Worst Crimes!
Our Attention Spans Are Dead!
This is the BIGGEST thing we've done!
Embrace Your Boredom!
Beware of Dogs...with Guns!
The Landfill Lottery Loser
Could you eat the same thing every day?
How much did you pay today?!
How to stop people stealing from Trott!
So That's What We Did This Year!
The Rules of Time Travel
Who Wants To Be A CEO?
Finally, Drinkable Mayo!
The REAL Danger of Dunny Dwelling
Bears & Bentleys
Wow, you're wearing THAT?!
Danny Dyer's Dodgy Domiciles
Be Careful Where You Sand!
Aliens are here! What do?
The Perspective Pill
The Pigeon Debacle
What's the Deal with Eel?
We want to get Tribal!
Psychic Meerkats have ALL the answers!
Say Goodbye to our Mushy Human Brains!
How to poison the minds of a Tribe
We ALL Have Plastic In Our Balls!
The Bigoted Statue Conundrum
THIS is the Perfect Sunday! Ft Craig Frost
Is this the Dirtiest Man on the Internet?
Is it okay to do this Accent?
This One's A Film Review (No Spoilers)
Let's Go To Wonka Fest!
Why don't reality shows have more Tasers?
What Climate Crisis? Ft Dr Simon Clark
We should all be worried about Solar Flares!
Where to draw the line with Taxidermy
The Worst Kind of Body Mod (Guest: Ravs)
Don't Sleep on this Get-Rich-Quick Scheme!
The Robots Are Fighting Back!
The Onlyfans Pervert!
What Happens in Vegas...
Would you do this to avoid giving someone the Ick?
What Is Grandpa Joe-ing?
Waking up in the Wrong Bed!
Time To Mix Things Up (More Chat Less Shat)
What's the point of sleep in Heaven?
A Magical Inconvenience!
Would you want to be an NPC in your own life?
Let's go back to 10,000 BC
What if you had auto-pilot?
Where you hidin' the key?
What would our cult look like?
Do Aliens Get Maths?
A Different Kind of Lottery
What if we were all living inside Adele?
You need this like a hole in the head
Can we eat an entire supermarket?
How To Deal With A Real Freaky Friday
Feeling Superstitious?
We Don't Have Talent
How To Deal With A Squatter
What about the Racoons?
If we went to Prison...
Could you fight a real Vampire though?
What if they made mature versions of your favourite kids shows?
The True Cost of Immortality
How to survive in a horror film
Would you pay for a memory?
How to deal with psychic Bugs
Hat Chat Introduces - Zero Degrees feat. Ross Hornby
EHow To Disappear!
This is the Next Huge Craze for 2023!
How We Managed To Rebrand Satan
How we'd Alter the History of Truth ft. Pyrion Flax
This is how the Internet Kills the Supermarkets!
How to Convince your Parents you're a Kid again!
Why I Married A Dyson Ft. Ravs
What's YOUR Gimp Suit?
Would We Use The Most Evil Superpower?
How To Deal With Your Pesky Rat Landlord
The Horrifying Truth About Clones Ft. Tom Clark (Angory Tom)
What Kind Of Criminal Are We?
Should We Mess With Cryogenics?
Inside the writers room of 'Spunk Fighters'
The Week-Long Sleep Quandary
The Chimp or Child Conundrum
The NEW Mount Rushmore
The Furious Elephant In The Room
The Rock, The Queen and A Pitch Black Dream!
Would you be a lottery loud mouth?
Close Encounters of the Gimp Kind
We start an Onlyfans to save the world!
Can holding a sneeze kill you?
Hogwarts or The Shire? (with Sips)
Do Androids Dream of Being Electrocuted?
Would You Choose Hover?
How We Would Surprise Someone From The 1920's
What Unsolved Mystery Would We Solve?
Can Dogs Be Left or Right Handed?
What should be the goal of humanity?
The Monster Inside Us!
This is why we're terrible people
That One Time We Were Warlords!
Would YOU want a Cock Clocker?
What's the worst job you'd do for £100k?
What would we teach?
Would You Rather?
Our Biggest Failures
The Classic Microwave Dilemma
Would you let an AI control you?
Why don't we use insulation foam in bed?
What's Your Ultimate Tag Team?
So you're being hunted by a killer snail...
What If The Internet Stopped?
Wait, How Much Is A Freddo Now?
We Predict Future Embarrassments
How to become a GOD!
When is it ok to break the law?
Does size matter?...and other musings
Who wants to live for a thousand years?
How would you act if you lived in a simulation?
Would you help your friend cover up a murder?
What happens if one religion is proven to be true?
Did you know about The Great Emu War?
What’s the closest thing to real magic?
Could we save your life in a crisis?
Would you talk to the animals?
It's like punching in a dream!
Why is the Iron Man suit the best mode of transport?
What if you had a Pikachu army?
Would you want to read people's minds?
What would you ask your future self?
What If Animals Could Talk?
What Film Would You Make With Infinite Cash?
What Sci-Fi Thing Would You Want To Exist?
What if you could live for 400 years?
EWould you be 4ft or 12ft?
EIf everyone could hear you, what would you say?
EWhat If You Were 15 Again?
The Cow Dung Cure!
The Worst World Record Breakers!
How To Act Badly!
They Savaged Freddie Mercury!
Are NFT's Worth The Hype?
Pet Peeves
What's Wrong With Your Hamster?
Are YOU A Filthy Handwasher?
Our Alien Lockdown Cure!
Stay Positive!
Microscopic Sniper!
What REALLY happened on our RV trip!
Do YOU Believe In Ghosts?
If We Made A Netflix Show...
You CAN'T lie to Prince Charles!
Creepy Crotch Candles!
Hungry For (Blue) Waffles?
Grower Or Shower?
Nick Cage Spit In My Sandwich
Silicon Doolally
Big Console Energy
Fashion Police
Do Roosters Have Teeth?
I forgot I peed my pants online
The REAL 'Joe Exotic'
How GOOD is Good Friday?
The Problem With Dog Walkers
Kenya Believe It?
What's The Point?
Show Me The Nips!
Prince Harry & WW3
Dodgy Dads Ft. Sips
Mad Medicine
The Problem With Immortality
Inside Our Mind Palace
Nothing Is Real
Mind Controlled Mechs!
We Solve The Climate Crisis ft. Simon Clark
Not For Kids
Great British W*** Off
The (almost) Brother Stabber
We're Being Watched?
Are Games To Blame?
Time to Face the Music
The Love Quiz
Bath Water Bait
Do You Like Dogs?
What's Up With E3?
How To Be Happy
Damn Nature, You Scary!
Do Fans Ruin Franchises?
Who Invented This S**t?
So You're A YouTuber?
How do we do this again?