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The Hat Chat Podcast — 226 episodes

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Sony PS6: The Disc Killer We All Saw Coming (PC Gamers Shrug)

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Help! I'm a Baby (But I Have a Mortgage)

3

The Real Plot Hole? Actor Salaries (Disclosure Day Review)

4

His Ex-Girlfriend glued his hole shut!

5

THIS is why we're not buying a Ferrari!

6

They're trying to make us sound crazy!

7

The Fart Story

8

Nothing to He-He about!

9

The Chimp Crusades: Choose A Side!

10

Jestergoonmaxxing and Podmogging like S-tier Gigachads!

11

Why we made a political parody song about roast dinners

12

Why British Comedy Just Hits Different

13

The NEW Good Friday Agreement

14

We're Joining A Fraternity!

15

What A Cumbumdrum!

16

Doing The 'Freaky Friday'

17

The Goon Squad!

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18

Trott is Daddy!

19

Strange Xmas Traditions ft. Ravs

20

We can breathe through our butts now!

21

Someone almost died eating this!

22

The Daddy Debate

23

Don't sleep on this time travel life hack!

24

Aliens are toying with us and we DON'T like it!

25

Who counts as a Z-Lister Celebrity?

26

TROTT'S PROGNORANT!

27

It's coming and we're not ready!

28

Don't Touch Those Rags, Mum!

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29

What the hell is a Labubu?!

30

How Many Wives Is Too Many Wives?

31

Should Anyone Eat A Lunchable?

32

A True 'Mental Dental' Story

33

Confessing Our Worst Crimes!

34

Our Attention Spans Are Dead!

35

This is the BIGGEST thing we've done!

36

Embrace Your Boredom!

37

Beware of Dogs...with Guns!

38

The Landfill Lottery Loser

39

Could you eat the same thing every day?

40

How much did you pay today?!

41

How to stop people stealing from Trott!

42

So That's What We Did This Year!

43

The Rules of Time Travel

44

Who Wants To Be A CEO?

45

Finally, Drinkable Mayo!

46

The REAL Danger of Dunny Dwelling

47

Bears & Bentleys

48

Wow, you're wearing THAT?!

49

Danny Dyer's Dodgy Domiciles

50

Be Careful Where You Sand!

51

Aliens are here! What do?

52

The Perspective Pill

53

The Pigeon Debacle

54

What's the Deal with Eel?

55

We want to get Tribal!

56

Psychic Meerkats have ALL the answers!

57

Say Goodbye to our Mushy Human Brains!

58

How to poison the minds of a Tribe

59

We ALL Have Plastic In Our Balls!

60

The Bigoted Statue Conundrum

61

THIS is the Perfect Sunday! Ft Craig Frost

62

Is this the Dirtiest Man on the Internet?

63

Is it okay to do this Accent?

64

This One's A Film Review (No Spoilers)

65

Let's Go To Wonka Fest!

66

Why don't reality shows have more Tasers?

67

What Climate Crisis? Ft Dr Simon Clark

68

We should all be worried about Solar Flares!

69

Where to draw the line with Taxidermy

70

The Worst Kind of Body Mod (Guest: Ravs)

71

Don't Sleep on this Get-Rich-Quick Scheme!

72

The Robots Are Fighting Back!

73

The Onlyfans Pervert!

74

What Happens in Vegas...

75

Would you do this to avoid giving someone the Ick?

76

What Is Grandpa Joe-ing?

77

Waking up in the Wrong Bed!

78

Time To Mix Things Up (More Chat Less Shat)

79

What's the point of sleep in Heaven?

80

A Magical Inconvenience!

81

Would you want to be an NPC in your own life?

82

Let's go back to 10,000 BC

83

What if you had auto-pilot?

84

Where you hidin' the key?

85

What would our cult look like?

86

Do Aliens Get Maths?

87

A Different Kind of Lottery

88

What if we were all living inside Adele?

89

You need this like a hole in the head

90

Can we eat an entire supermarket?

91

How To Deal With A Real Freaky Friday

92

Feeling Superstitious?

93

We Don't Have Talent

94

How To Deal With A Squatter

95

What about the Racoons?

96

If we went to Prison...

97

Could you fight a real Vampire though?

98

What if they made mature versions of your favourite kids shows?

99

The True Cost of Immortality

100

How to survive in a horror film

101

Would you pay for a memory?

102

How to deal with psychic Bugs

103

Hat Chat Introduces - Zero Degrees feat. Ross Hornby

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How To Disappear!

105

This is the Next Huge Craze for 2023!

106

How We Managed To Rebrand Satan

107

How we'd Alter the History of Truth ft. Pyrion Flax

108

This is how the Internet Kills the Supermarkets!

109

How to Convince your Parents you're a Kid again!

110

Why I Married A Dyson Ft. Ravs

111

What's YOUR Gimp Suit?

112

Would We Use The Most Evil Superpower?

113

How To Deal With Your Pesky Rat Landlord

114

The Horrifying Truth About Clones Ft. Tom Clark (Angory Tom)

115

What Kind Of Criminal Are We?

116

Should We Mess With Cryogenics?

117

Inside the writers room of 'Spunk Fighters'

118

The Week-Long Sleep Quandary

119

The Chimp or Child Conundrum

120

The NEW Mount Rushmore

121

The Furious Elephant In The Room

122

The Rock, The Queen and A Pitch Black Dream!

123

Would you be a lottery loud mouth?

124

Close Encounters of the Gimp Kind

125

We start an Onlyfans to save the world!

126

Can holding a sneeze kill you?

127

Hogwarts or The Shire? (with Sips)

128

Do Androids Dream of Being Electrocuted?

129

Would You Choose Hover?

130

How We Would Surprise Someone From The 1920's

131

What Unsolved Mystery Would We Solve?

132

Can Dogs Be Left or Right Handed?

133

What should be the goal of humanity?

134

The Monster Inside Us!

135

This is why we're terrible people

136

That One Time We Were Warlords!

137

Would YOU want a Cock Clocker?

138

What's the worst job you'd do for £100k?

139

What would we teach?

140

Would You Rather?

141

Our Biggest Failures

142

The Classic Microwave Dilemma

143

Would you let an AI control you?

144

Why don't we use insulation foam in bed?

145

What's Your Ultimate Tag Team?

146

So you're being hunted by a killer snail...

147

What If The Internet Stopped?

148

Wait, How Much Is A Freddo Now?

149

We Predict Future Embarrassments

150

How to become a GOD!

151

When is it ok to break the law?

152

Does size matter?...and other musings

153

Who wants to live for a thousand years?

154

How would you act if you lived in a simulation?

155

Would you help your friend cover up a murder?

156

What happens if one religion is proven to be true?

157

Did you know about The Great Emu War?

158

What’s the closest thing to real magic?

159

Could we save your life in a crisis?

160

Would you talk to the animals?

161

It's like punching in a dream!

162

Why is the Iron Man suit the best mode of transport?

163

What if you had a Pikachu army?

164

Would you want to read people's minds?

165

What would you ask your future self?

166

What If Animals Could Talk?

167

What Film Would You Make With Infinite Cash?

168

What Sci-Fi Thing Would You Want To Exist?

169

What if you could live for 400 years?

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170

Would you be 4ft or 12ft?

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171

If everyone could hear you, what would you say?

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172

What If You Were 15 Again?

173

The Cow Dung Cure!

174

The Worst World Record Breakers!

175

How To Act Badly!

176

They Savaged Freddie Mercury!

177

Are NFT's Worth The Hype?

178

Pet Peeves

179

What's Wrong With Your Hamster?

180

Are YOU A Filthy Handwasher?

181

Our Alien Lockdown Cure!

182

Stay Positive!

183

Microscopic Sniper!

184

What REALLY happened on our RV trip!

185

Do YOU Believe In Ghosts?

186

If We Made A Netflix Show...

187

You CAN'T lie to Prince Charles!

188

Creepy Crotch Candles!

189

Hungry For (Blue) Waffles?

190

Grower Or Shower?

191

Nick Cage Spit In My Sandwich

192

Silicon Doolally

193

Big Console Energy

194

Fashion Police

195

Do Roosters Have Teeth?

196

I forgot I peed my pants online

197

The REAL 'Joe Exotic'

198

How GOOD is Good Friday?

199

The Problem With Dog Walkers

200

Kenya Believe It?

201

What's The Point?

202

Show Me The Nips!

203

Prince Harry & WW3

204

Dodgy Dads Ft. Sips

205

Mad Medicine

206

The Problem With Immortality

207

Inside Our Mind Palace

208

Nothing Is Real

209

Mind Controlled Mechs!

210

We Solve The Climate Crisis ft. Simon Clark

211

Not For Kids

212

Great British W*** Off

213

The (almost) Brother Stabber

214

We're Being Watched?

215

Are Games To Blame?

216

Time to Face the Music

217

The Love Quiz

218

Bath Water Bait

219

Do You Like Dogs?

220

What's Up With E3?

221

How To Be Happy

222

Damn Nature, You Scary!

223

Do Fans Ruin Franchises?

224

Who Invented This S**t?

225

So You're A YouTuber?

226

How do we do this again?