All Episodes

No Cats Go to Heaven - Cats (2019)

Open at the end of Christmas Day!

Open on Christmas Morning!

"I find this film morally dubious" - Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (2007)

In Which Erica Talks - Centerstage (2000)

If You Want the Ultimate - Point Break (1991)

Erica Knows about Soaking - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (1999)

Kellen gave this film 10 out of 10 - Mulholland Drive (2001)

The Serial Killer and the Tea Party - Con Air (1997)

The Heavenly Mandate Public Domain Christmas Special - A Christmas Carol (1938)

The Heavenly Mandate Thanksgiving Special - Weekend at Bernie's (1989)

The Heavenly Mandate Halloween Special - Basket Case (1982)

Behind the Scenes #18

The 80s were all about HIV and Frizz - Moonstruck (1987)

We've Come Down from the Mountains - The Man with the Iron Fist (2012)

Harken the Prodigal Son Returns!

Behind the Scenes #17

Power Outage - The Wickerman (2006)

Behind the Scenes #16

Fake Teeth, Warm Yogurt - Vampire's Kiss (1989)

Behind the Scenes #15

Nipple to Nipple - Road House (1989)

Heavenly Mandate Wintertime Non-Sectarian Holiday Extravanga #5

Heavenly Mandate Wintertime Non-Sectarian Holiday Extravanga #4

Heavenly Mandate Wintertime Non-Sectarian Holiday Extravanga #3

Heavenly Mandate Wintertime Non-Sectarian Holiday Extravanga #2

The Heavenly Mandate Wintertime Non-Sectarian Holiday Extravaganza #1

Erica Abandons Empathy - Scarface (1932)

Behind the Scenes #14

Ask Erica about her Newest Musical! - 42nd Street (1933)

Behind the Scenes #13

Erica's Top 10 List Has One Thing On It - Smarty (1934)

Behind the Scenes #12

Erica Always VIctim Blames - Frankenstein (1931)

Behind the Scenes #11

Taking Grapefruit to the Face - The Public Enemy (1931)

Behind the Scenes #10

Our Most Serious Episode - Freaks (1932)

Behind the Scenes #9

Everybody's Favorite Good Time Gal - Baby Face (1933)

A Very Special Holiday Episode #2 - A Christmas Prince (2017)

A Very Special Holiday Episode #1 - Krampus (2015)

Like Rampage, but Older - King Kong (1933)

Behind the Scenes #8

Erica and the Dictator - Pulgasari (1985)

Behind the Scenes # 7

Drunk Adults at a Playground - Colossal (2016)

Behind the Scenes #6

Bomb First, Ask Questions Later - Shin Godzilla (2016)

Behind the Scenes #5

Weed Couldn't Make This Good - Ganjasaurus Rex (1987)

Behind the Scenes #4

Another J.J. Abrams Film - Cloverfield (2008)

Behind the Scenes #3

Like Gozilla, But Earlier - The Beast from 20,000 Fathoms (1953)

Behind the Scenes #2

That Gorrilla Whale Life - Godzilla (1954)

Behind the Scenes #1

Nug Nugs - The Cabin in the Woods (2011)

The One Where Erica Didn't Watch - Tales from the Crypt (1990)

Sinister Films and Maple Syrup - Cigarette Burns (2005)

Significant Pee Value - Ringu (1998)

Gloria, Blame Erica - Land of the Minotaur (1976)

Necrosis and Buttockses – Reanimator (1985)

Erica Gaslights Everybody - Leviathan (1989)

Josh and Alex Proved the Candyman Myth Wrong! - Candyman (1992)

THEY'RE ALL GONNA LAUGH AT YOU - Carrie (1976)

Well, hello there, Angela - Sleepaway Camp(1983)

Slow Motion CGI - Anaconda (1997)

Kellen Holding On To My Leg - Cube (1997)

The Cagening! - Mandy (2018)

Meteorite Sex, Just Finish - Color Out of Space ( 2019)

Cellphones, Amirite - Black Mirror (2013)

Don't Trust Nerdy Teenagers - Twilight Zone (1960)

PR People for the Past - The Washingtonians (2007)

A Sound of Wailing Winter Winds is Heard - The Shadow (2018)

Early 90s Nostalgia - Are You Afraid of the Dark (1992)

Keanu Reeves, Glorious Accent - Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)

Some Alien Jacked My Wife - Village of the Damned (1960)

Asura Snow, Stained Fiery Red - Lady Snowblood (1973)

Slurpin' People Juice - Killer Klowns from Outerspace (1988)

Bette Davis Eyes - The Watcher in the Woods (1980)

Good Times to the Max - Chopping Mall (1986)

47 Degrees 9'S by 123 Degrees 43'W

Seasonal Interlude - Wiseman Josh

Seasonal Interlude - Wiseman Kellen

Seasonal Interlude - Wiseman Alex

Cobra Kai Rocks the World - The Karate Kid (1984)

A Cut Throat Film - Lady Bloodfight (2015)

My Name is Eggboy - Review of Shaolin Kung Fu (1974)

Boing Boing! - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3

Banging the Bell, Getting a Big Wrist - The 36 Chambers of Shaolin (1978)

YOUR SOUL IS MINE - Mortal Kombat (1995)

Bruce Lee, More or Less - Game of Death (1978)

That Funky Junky - Iron Monkey (1993)

Tub of Adorable - Kung Fu Hustle (2004)

With Special Guest - Avatar: The Last Airbender (2005)

Father and Son Bonding - Shogun Assassin (1980)

GHOST FACE KILLER! - Mystery of Chess Boxing (1979)

Bulk and Skull - The Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers (1993)

Poor April O'Neil - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987)

Nice Pecs! - Kung Fury (2015)

Tom Cruise, 'nuff said! - The Last Samuari (2003)

"With Apologies to Michael Angarano" - Forbidden Kingdom (2008)

"Based on Real Events" - Bloodsport (1988)

"Diminutive Little Fingerlet" - Shaolin vs. Lama (1983)

"A Very Special Episode" - Kid With the Golden Arm (1979)

"A House Divided" - The Sword of Doom (1966)

Hey Nuisance - Review of the Five Elements Ninjas (1982)

Special People - A review of Chocolate (2008)

Red-Boat Kung Fu - A review of Executioners from Shaolin (1977)

"Poison Clan Rocks the World!" - The Five Deadly Venoms (1978)