All episodes

123 - The backyard confrontation

122 - Is this all there is?

121 - The pre-surgical covid test jitters

JULY FORF - the flag makes me feel gross now

120 - Hey look! I'm being spontaneous!

119 - This Ford Fusion has FOUR horses y'all...

118 - I forget I have allergies. Every year.

Today is June 28, 2022. Go vote motherfucker

117 - TWINKIE?!

116 - Enjoy regular interactions, cmon.

Today is June 24th, 2022

115 - The show Hot Ones is awesome balls

114 - I bow before Spotify

113 - My doctor noticed so... That's nice.

112 - Two goodbyes

111 - Nice truck, Chuck

110 - Maybe I should just drive a bus.

109 - Compliments that are actual insults, but you don't realize it until later

108 - When someone axes you politely to stop texting them, just do that for em yea?

107 - Simply put: my brain is exhausting

106 - A suggestion for you, on how not to be a dickface

105 - No. I don't miss it. (being an erected offish)

104 - Let's just reschedule bruh.

103 - Make the right decision when the right decision needs to be made... or some shit

Today is June 7, 2022: this place sucks

102 - new friend money yo

101 - Post-Life Change Superiority or some shit

100 - I am PRO curse word.

99 - One thing threw me off my game. AND I WAS CRUSHING THE DAY.

98 - ABC primetime television is the worst shit ever.

97 - I hate tax season.

96 - How fanboy can I fanboy certain craft breweries?

95 - Don't treat people like dicks, yea?

Today is May 26, 2022

94 - I don't have memories.

Today is Wednesday, May 25, 2022

93 - Bike Commute #1 of 2022

92 - A trip to the Dentist

91 - Heavy War Stuff vs Positive Stuffs

90 - I. TOOK. THE SHIT. TO GOODWILL.

89 - Texts & Voicemails have a capability to feel troll-ish

88 - I didn't rush. On a Sunday.

87 - I don't want to watch people die anymore

86 - An ADHD EPIPHANY!

85 - Setting expectations by reminding people that we are equals

84 - Sorry I can't be everywhere bro

83 - I got pissed today

82 - You are in charge of your reputation

81 - My wife + the things that annoy me

80 - Al Pastor Tacos

79 - The confused customer

78 - The guy who can't move on

White men are embarrassing. This is just me yelling about abortion. With a lot of bad words

77 - Life without Facebooks

76 - Noticing improvements in me

75 - If your doctor writes an RX for an antidote, they're clueless

74 - Favors bro

73 - The stress free workplace initiative...

72 - Big upping and pumping people up yo

71 - SEE SOMETHING SAY SOMETHING

70 - Oh you weren't at work? Here let me remind you

69 - TikTok @ the PUMP yo

68 - I stayed home when I was a sicky Ricky

67 - Getting rid of the dicks...

66 - Do you SUPPER?

65 - Brace for impact

64 - you don’t gotta repatch stuff up with people you’ve forgiven

63 - I made “don’t stress me out” a rule at work

62 - Parenting is letting your kids mess up, repeatedly.

61 - I made a zen room at work.

60 - Bus Lady and Day Care Mom

59 - Virtual Cherry Popped

Scale victory! Today is fucking awesome. Even though it is snowing on April 8.

57 - I'm going to stop apologizing

56 - A locksmith, and a public apology to Seth Rogen

Bonus episode: the episode where Joel turns into a motivational speaker who says fuck a lot

55 - Parental social lives are just their kids' social lives k

54 - Is you're welcome a thank you thank you?

53 - ADHD LEVEL UPS!

52 - Did covid kill casual friendships?

51 - Sorry we over-prepared for this storm

50 - Cooking new things

Today is Monday, March 28, 2022

49 - When I want to feel wanted, I go to the bathroom...

48 - The conscious choice to continue worrying

47 - Not filling up cups I can't pick up (philosophy bro)

46 - The lady I couldn't explain something to

45 - the back story of my Siri voice

44 - the passion of the chips

42 - These new glasses tho

43 - Otis Redding does not need a boots n cats remix bro.

41 - so this is just you talking to yourself?

40 - Big brother is totally tracking me.

39 - the insides of things

38 - weaponized inefficiency in communications

37 - Dickplomacy

36 - toaster fear

35 - adhd & the Tupperware

34 - Mask fights

Fuck Grayson Allen.