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All Episodes

The Horror Review — 219 episodes

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Bloopers 2

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Episode 215 - Sinners “You keep dancing with the devil … one day he’s gonna follow you home”

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Episode 214 - Black Swan

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Episode 213 - Jaws (all the quotes are to iconic, we couldn’t pick just one)

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Episode 212 - Wolf Creek, "I don't care! You need to check your back seat!!"

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Episode 211 - The Others “Sometimes the world of the living gets mixed up with the world of the dead.”

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Episode 210 - The Descent “I’m an English teacher, not f*cking Tomb Raider”

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Episode 209 - Caveat

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Episode 208 - Underworld: Rise of the Lycans “It is finished”

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Episode 207 - Teen Wolf “Look, Boof, I can’t help it if the whole town has gone wow crazy.”

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Episode 206 - An American Werewolf in London “A naked American man stole my balloons.”

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Episode 205 - Cursed “What kinda dog do you have?!”

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Episode 204 - Aliens “That’s it, man. Game over, man. Game over!”

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Episode 203 - Scream 2 “Nice twist huh? Didn’t see it coming, did you?”

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Episode 202 - The Conjuring 2

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Episode 201 - Doctor Sleep, “They’re not special, they’re starving!"

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Episode 200!! - Scary Movie, “Oh my god! We hit a boot!”

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Episode 199 - Zombieland

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Episode 198 - Hush

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Episode 197 - In a Violent Nature, “Every inch of nature tried to kill us”

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Episode 196 - The Substance, all the sparkle!

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Episode 195 - Late Night with the Devil

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The Horror Review Blooper Reel

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Episode 194 - The Addams Family, “Are they made from real girls scouts?”

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Episode 193 - Barbarian

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Episode 192 - Ghostbusters “Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together - MASS HYSTERIA!”

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Episode 191 - The First Omen

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Episode 190 - Longlegs, "Hail Satan."

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Episode 189 - Pumpkinhead, A witch named Haggis...

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Episode 188 - Oculus “It was the mirror!”

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Episode 187 - Final Destination 2

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Episode 186 - Promising Young Woman, "I'm a nice guy." "Are you?"

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Episode 185 - REC 3: Genesis, but not actually genesis...

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Episode 184 - Bride of Chucky “Barbie, eat your heart out.”

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Episode 183 - The Village "Where are they getting all this oil from?"

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Episode 182 - Blade “always trying to ice-skate uphill”

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Episode 181 - Jurassic Park “Safety finds a way”

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Episode 180 - The Mummy (1999) “Death is only the beginning.”

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Episode 179 - Independence Day - “I’m not Jewish. - Nobody’s perfect.”

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Episode 178 - “Veronica”

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Episode 177 - Black Death, “it’s just meh”

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Episode 176 - Tusk, “You will be a walrus, or you’ll be nothing at all”

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Episode 175 - Goodnight Mommy

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Episode 174 - The Fly, "introducing the incredible... Brundle-door!"

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Episode 173 - Nope. “Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Men”

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Episode 172 - The Killing of a Sacred Deer

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Episode 171 - Men

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Episode 170 - Talk to Me

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Episode 169 - The Dyatlov Pass Incident / Devil’s Pass

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Episode 168 - Ghost Ship

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Episode 167 - Super Secret Surprise Episode - “Your Monster”

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Episode 166 - The September House “This is fine.”

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Episode 165 - Nestlings

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Episode 164 - Slewfoot, “Stupid Wallace”

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Episode 163 - The Last House on Needless Street

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Episode 162 - It Comes at Night

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Episode 161 - Resident Evil, “You’re all going to die down here.”

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Episode 160 - 28 Days Later, "it's got everything!"

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Episode 159 - Silent Hill "Ember babies!"

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Episode 158 - The Nightmare Before Christmas, “This year, Christmas will be OURS!”

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Episode 157 - Edward Scissor Hands, “I’m not finished”

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Episode 156 - A Christmas Carol (1951)

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Episode 155 - Mars Attacks! “Don’t run! We are your friends!”

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Episode 154 - The Blackening, “Really b*tch? A cabin in the woods?”

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Episode 153 - No One Will Save You

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Episode 152 - The Dark and the Wicked, “Never trust the goats”

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Episode 151 - When Evil Lurks

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Episode 150 - Beetlejuice “It’s showtime”

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Episode 149 - House on Haunted Hill - both versions by accident

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Episode 148 - Practical Magic, “There’s a little witch in all of us”

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Episode 147 - Idle Hands, “As usual, marijuana saves an otherwise disastrous day.”

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Episode 146 - Hereditary, “I never wanted to be your mother.”

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Episode 145 - The Cabin in the Woods, “Do not read the latin.”

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Episode 144 - The Grudge, “I just want her to leave me alone”

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Episode 143 - Drag Me to Hell, “Soon it will be you who comes begging to me.”

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Episode 142 - The Skeleton Key, “Child, I believe you broke my legs”

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Episode 141 - Hell House LLC “You watch the video, you tell me”

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Episode 140 - Cloverfield

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Episode 139 - As Above, So Below “Like spooky Da Vinci Code meets Indiana Jones”

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Episode 138 - V/H/S, “I like you”

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Episode 137 - Gonjiam: Haunted Asylum

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Episode 136 - Evil Dead Rise, “Who’s the brainless meat puppet now?”

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Episode 135 - I Know What You Did Last Summer, "What are you waiting for, huh?!"

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Episode 134 - Sleepaway Camp, “Eat sh*t & die, Ricky! Eat sh*t and live, Bill."

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Episode 133 - X, “This wasn’t what I had in mind when I agreed to help out on your film”

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Episode 132 - Maniac (2012)

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Episode 131 - Monster, "I always wanted to be in the movies"

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Episode 130 - My Friend Dahmer, “I wish I had a best friend”

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Episode 129 - Red Dragon, “I do admire your courage. I think I’ll eat your heart.”

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Episode 128 - Pearl, "scarecrows, pitchforks, and technicolour oh my!!"

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Episode 127 - Annihilation, “It’s not destroying, it’s making something new”

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Episode 126 - Blood & Black Lace

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Episode 125 - Mandy, “I’m gonna go hunting”

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Episode 124 - Memento, “OK, so what am I doing?”

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Episode 123 - Zodiac, "You wouldn't happen to have any animal crackers, would you?"

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Episode 122 - Parasite, “If I had all this I would be kinder”

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Episode 121 - Se7en, "What's in the box?!"

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Episode 120 - Leprechaun, “I need me gold”

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Episode 119 - The Hallow - “weird and wonderful”

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Episode 118 - Tale of Tales - “it’s fun and weird”

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Episode 117 - Horror Of Dracula, and the billowing cape...

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Episode 116 - From Dusk Till Dawn - "Unhinged & Feral"

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episode 115 - The Lost Boys, "Great! The bloodsucking Brady Bunch!"

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Episode 114 - Underworld, “what’s…this…ruckus?!”

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Episode 113 - The Terror - Season 1 Ep 9 & 10: "The C, the C, the Open C" & "We Are Gone"

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Episode 112 - The Terror - Season 1 Ep 6-8: “A Mercy,” “Horrible for Supper,” and “Terror Camp Clear”

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Episode 111 - The Terror - Season 1 Ep 3-5: "The Ladder" "Punished, as a boy" "First shot a winner, Lads"

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Episode 110 - The Terror - Season 1 Ep 1 & 2: "Go for Broke" & "Gore"

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Episode 109 - Legend, "what is light without dark?"

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Episode 108 - Little Monsters, "Janky Ladders to Nowhere"

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Episode 107 - The Dark Crystal, “mmmmmMMMMMMMmmmmmm”

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Episode 106 - Labyrinth, “Dance Magic Dance”

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Episode 105 - The NeverEnding Story

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Episode 104 - Doctor Who - Season 3 Episode 10: Blink, “A big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey . . . stuff.”

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Episode 103 - Supernatural - Season 4 Episode 5: Monster Movie, "The X-Files" is a TV show, this is real!"

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Episode 102 - The X Files - Season 1 Episode 3: Squeeze, “Do you think I’m spooky?”

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Episode 101 - Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Season 4 Episode 10: Hush . . .

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Episode 100! - The Craft, "We are the weirdo's mister!"

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Episode 99 - Night of the Living Dead, they’re coming to get you Barbra!

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Episode 98 - The Autopsy of Jane Doe, we are way past possible

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Episode 97 - Hellraiser, don't give uncle Frank the box...

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Episode 96 - The Omen, don't lie to your wife.. it doesn't end well!

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Episode 95 - Poltergeist, They're here . . .

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Episode 94 - Dead Silence, like a Goosebumps episode... but not

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Episode 93 - The Boy, Babysitter's have it rough these days...

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Episode 92 - Child's Play, your friend to the end

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Episode 91 - Annabelle: Creation, children shouldn't play with dead things

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Episode 90 - E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial, "Ouuuch"

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Episode 89 - Killer Klowns from Outer Space, don't store your cotton candy like that!

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Episode 88 - Alien, the one and only...

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Episode 87 - Signs, and a 10 gallon hat...

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Episode 86 - The Mist, a King's take on humanity

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Episode 85 - The Cell

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Episode 84 - Gothika, the ultimate distracted driving PSA...

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Episode 83 - House of Wax, "...That's Hot!"

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Episode 82 - Deliverance, you'll know it when you hear it...

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Episode 81 - Predator, "Get to the Choppaa!!"

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Episode 80 - Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight, the alternative of demons who look like killers yuppies...

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Episode 79 - Psycho, the toilet scandal of 1960, avert your eyes!

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Episode 78 - Re-Animator, "I gave him life!!!"

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Episode 77 - His House, don't let him under your skin!

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Episode 76 - Blood Quantum, ZOMBIES, ZOMBIES, ZOMBIES!

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Episode 75 - Get Out, when 'meet the parents' goes horribly wrong...

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Episode 74 - Slash/Back, Don't mess with the girls from Pang!

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Episode 73 - Saint Maude, if you didn't know what spugna was...

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Episode 72 - A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night, with a skateboard...

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Episode 71 - The Lodge, so many bad decisions...

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Episode 70 - American Psycho, "I have to return some videotapes..."

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Episode 69 - Crimson Peak, like a fairytale... but also horror

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Episode 68 - Gerald's Game, is not fun...

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Episode 67 - My Bloody Valentine, because who doesn't want a heart in a box?

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Episode 66 - The Love Witch, a 60's technicolour romp...

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Episode 65 - Army of Darkness, MediEVIL adventures...

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Episode 64 - Evil Dead II, The Evil Dead.. but squirlier

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Episode 63 - Ready or Not, a game of deadly Clue with rich in-laws...

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Episode 62 - The Wolf of Snow Hollow, Fargo meets the X-Files?

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Episode 61 - Jennifer's Body, fairytale gone psycho

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Episode 60 - The Dead Don't Die, "this isn't going to end well"

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Episode 59 - What We Do in the Shadows, interviews with some vampires...

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Episode 58 - Midnight Mass, Part 2

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Episode 57 - Midnight Mass, Part 1

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Episode 56 - The Haunting of Hill House, Part 2

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Episode 55, The Haunting of Hill House, Part 1

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Episode 54 - Trick r' Treat, Special Halloween Episode!!

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Episode 53 - The Conjuring, don't buy houses in the 70's

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Episode 52 - Sleepy Hollow, heads will roll.. and roll...

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Episode 51 - A Nigthmare on Elm St, Crop tops and blood fountains!

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Episode 50! - Scream, what's YOUR favourite scary movie?

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Episode 49 - It Follows, and follows, and follows...

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Episode 48 - Ginger Snaps, adolescence is a beast.

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Episode 47 - Rosemary's Baby, the pregnancy from Hell...

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Episode 46 - Bride of Frankenstein, "fire bad.. friend goood!"

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Minisode #2 - Cannibal Holocaust, dear god.. why does this exist?

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Episode 45 - The Haunting, don't take the staircase!

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Episode 44 - Antrum: the Deadliest Film Ever Made, 30 second countdown!

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Episode 43 - Noroi: The Curse, Japanese game show meets paranormal journalism?

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Episode 42 - Grave Encounters; insane asylum, neverending night, no way out.. what more do you need?

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Episode 41 - Paranormal Activity, why won't you close the bedroom door??

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Episode 40 - The Blair Witch Project, the found footage phenomenon

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Episode 39 - Ravenous, so hungry you could eat a h...

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Episode 38 - Fresh, Online dating meats meal delivery services

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Episode 37 - Texas Chainsaw Massacre, the hitchhikers guide to a meal...

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Episode 36 - Silence of the Lambs, "It puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again."

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Episode 35 - Carrie, the 2020 of Prom Nights

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Episode 34 - Salem's Lot, Evil house attracts vampires

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Episode 33 - It, avoid clowns.. and drains.. and clowns in drains...

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Episode 32 - Children of the Corn, all the corn everywhere all at once

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Episode 31 - The Blood on Satan's Claw, or Satan's eyebrows..?

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Episode 30 - The Ritual, don't take the short cut!

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Episode 29 - Friday the 13th, ki ki ki.. ma ma ma...

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Episode 28 - Midsommar, no one wants a Blood Eagle...

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Episode 27 - The People Under the Stairs, I pity the Fool...

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Episode 26 - The Amityville Horror, the eyes are the creepy windows to hell house?

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Episode 25 - Candyman, way scarier than bloody Mary...with bees

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Episode 24 - Darkness Falls, no peeking!!

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Episode 23 - The Ring, seven.. days...

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Episode 22 - Suspiria, sighs from everyone who watches

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Episode 21 - Under the Shadow, masking tape fixes everything...

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Episode 20 - The Babadook-Dook-DOOOOK

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Episode 19 - Train to Busan, I'm not crying... you're crying!

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Episode 18 - Let the Right One In, or you may bleed...

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Episode 17 - Interview with the Vampire, vampires pretending to be humans pretending to be vampires...

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Episode 16 - Bram Stoker's Dracula, the ultimate ugly crier

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Episode 15 - Nosferatu: a Symphony of Horror

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Episode 14 - 30 Days of Night, more like 67...

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Episode 13 - Misery, come for the champagne stay for the hobbling...

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Episode 12 - The Thing, mind your arms...

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Episode 11 - The Shining, all work and no podcast...

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Minisode #1 - Terror Train, it's so Terror-ble we couldn't record it!

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Episode 10 - Sweeney Todd, how about some pie?

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Episode 9 - Black Christmas, the Canadian Hallowe'en

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Episode 8 - Krampus, you'll wish it were coal...

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Episode 7 - Gremlins, Bright Light! Bright Light!

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Episode 6 - Pan's Labyrinth, sans Pan

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Episode 5 - The Wicker Man, BYO Wig

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Episode 4 - The VVitch, the nyckelharpa, and the waterphone.

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Episode 3 - Host, with the most...

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Episode 2 - The Exorcist, let's get exorcized!

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Episode 1 - Hallowe'en, the OG