All Episodes
The Horror Review — 216 episodes
Episode 213 - Jaws (all the quotes are to iconic, we couldn’t pick just one)
Episode 212 - Wolf Creek, "I don't care! You need to check your back seat!!"
Episode 211 - The Others “Sometimes the world of the living gets mixed up with the world of the dead.”
Episode 210 - The Descent “I’m an English teacher, not f*cking Tomb Raider”
Episode 209 - Caveat
Episode 208 - Underworld: Rise of the Lycans “It is finished”
Episode 207 - Teen Wolf “Look, Boof, I can’t help it if the whole town has gone wow crazy.”
Episode 206 - An American Werewolf in London “A naked American man stole my balloons.”
Episode 205 - Cursed “What kinda dog do you have?!”
Episode 204 - Aliens “That’s it, man. Game over, man. Game over!”
Episode 203 - Scream 2 “Nice twist huh? Didn’t see it coming, did you?”
Episode 202 - The Conjuring 2
Episode 201 - Doctor Sleep, “They’re not special, they’re starving!"
Episode 200!! - Scary Movie, “Oh my god! We hit a boot!”
Episode 199 - Zombieland
Episode 198 - Hush
Episode 197 - In a Violent Nature, “Every inch of nature tried to kill us”
Episode 196 - The Substance, all the sparkle!
Episode 195 - Late Night with the Devil
The Horror Review Blooper Reel
Episode 194 - The Addams Family, “Are they made from real girls scouts?”
Episode 193 - Barbarian
Episode 192 - Ghostbusters “Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together - MASS HYSTERIA!”
Episode 191 - The First Omen
Episode 190 - Longlegs, "Hail Satan."
Episode 189 - Pumpkinhead, A witch named Haggis...
Episode 188 - Oculus “It was the mirror!”
Episode 187 - Final Destination 2
Episode 186 - Promising Young Woman, "I'm a nice guy." "Are you?"
Episode 185 - REC 3: Genesis, but not actually genesis...
Episode 184 - Bride of Chucky “Barbie, eat your heart out.”
Episode 183 - The Village "Where are they getting all this oil from?"
Episode 182 - Blade “always trying to ice-skate uphill”
Episode 181 - Jurassic Park “Safety finds a way”
Episode 180 - The Mummy (1999) “Death is only the beginning.”
Episode 179 - Independence Day - “I’m not Jewish. - Nobody’s perfect.”
Episode 178 - “Veronica”
Episode 177 - Black Death, “it’s just meh”
Episode 176 - Tusk, “You will be a walrus, or you’ll be nothing at all”
Episode 175 - Goodnight Mommy
Episode 174 - The Fly, "introducing the incredible... Brundle-door!"
Episode 173 - Nope. “Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Men”
Episode 172 - The Killing of a Sacred Deer
Episode 171 - Men
Episode 170 - Talk to Me
Episode 169 - The Dyatlov Pass Incident / Devil’s Pass
Episode 168 - Ghost Ship
Episode 167 - Super Secret Surprise Episode - “Your Monster”
Episode 166 - The September House “This is fine.”
Episode 165 - Nestlings
Episode 164 - Slewfoot, “Stupid Wallace”
Episode 163 - The Last House on Needless Street
Episode 162 - It Comes at Night
Episode 161 - Resident Evil, “You’re all going to die down here.”
Episode 160 - 28 Days Later, "it's got everything!"
Episode 159 - Silent Hill "Ember babies!"
Episode 158 - The Nightmare Before Christmas, “This year, Christmas will be OURS!”
Episode 157 - Edward Scissor Hands, “I’m not finished”
Episode 156 - A Christmas Carol (1951)
Episode 155 - Mars Attacks! “Don’t run! We are your friends!”
Episode 154 - The Blackening, “Really b*tch? A cabin in the woods?”
Episode 153 - No One Will Save You
Episode 152 - The Dark and the Wicked, “Never trust the goats”
Episode 151 - When Evil Lurks
Episode 150 - Beetlejuice “It’s showtime”
Episode 149 - House on Haunted Hill - both versions by accident
Episode 148 - Practical Magic, “There’s a little witch in all of us”
Episode 147 - Idle Hands, “As usual, marijuana saves an otherwise disastrous day.”
Episode 146 - Hereditary, “I never wanted to be your mother.”
Episode 145 - The Cabin in the Woods, “Do not read the latin.”
Episode 144 - The Grudge, “I just want her to leave me alone”
Episode 143 - Drag Me to Hell, “Soon it will be you who comes begging to me.”
Episode 142 - The Skeleton Key, “Child, I believe you broke my legs”
Episode 141 - Hell House LLC “You watch the video, you tell me”
Episode 140 - Cloverfield
Episode 139 - As Above, So Below “Like spooky Da Vinci Code meets Indiana Jones”
Episode 138 - V/H/S, “I like you”
Episode 137 - Gonjiam: Haunted Asylum
Episode 136 - Evil Dead Rise, “Who’s the brainless meat puppet now?”
Episode 135 - I Know What You Did Last Summer, "What are you waiting for, huh?!"
Episode 134 - Sleepaway Camp, “Eat sh*t & die, Ricky! Eat sh*t and live, Bill."
Episode 133 - X, “This wasn’t what I had in mind when I agreed to help out on your film”
Episode 132 - Maniac (2012)
Episode 131 - Monster, "I always wanted to be in the movies"
Episode 130 - My Friend Dahmer, “I wish I had a best friend”
Episode 129 - Red Dragon, “I do admire your courage. I think I’ll eat your heart.”
Episode 128 - Pearl, "scarecrows, pitchforks, and technicolour oh my!!"
Episode 127 - Annihilation, “It’s not destroying, it’s making something new”
Episode 126 - Blood & Black Lace
Episode 125 - Mandy, “I’m gonna go hunting”
Episode 124 - Memento, “OK, so what am I doing?”
Episode 123 - Zodiac, "You wouldn't happen to have any animal crackers, would you?"
Episode 122 - Parasite, “If I had all this I would be kinder”
Episode 121 - Se7en, "What's in the box?!"
Episode 120 - Leprechaun, “I need me gold”
Episode 119 - The Hallow - “weird and wonderful”
Episode 118 - Tale of Tales - “it’s fun and weird”
Episode 117 - Horror Of Dracula, and the billowing cape...
Episode 116 - From Dusk Till Dawn - "Unhinged & Feral"
episode 115 - The Lost Boys, "Great! The bloodsucking Brady Bunch!"
Episode 114 - Underworld, “what’s…this…ruckus?!”
Episode 113 - The Terror - Season 1 Ep 9 & 10: "The C, the C, the Open C" & "We Are Gone"
Episode 112 - The Terror - Season 1 Ep 6-8: “A Mercy,” “Horrible for Supper,” and “Terror Camp Clear”
Episode 111 - The Terror - Season 1 Ep 3-5: "The Ladder" "Punished, as a boy" "First shot a winner, Lads"
Episode 110 - The Terror - Season 1 Ep 1 & 2: "Go for Broke" & "Gore"
Episode 109 - Legend, "what is light without dark?"
Episode 108 - Little Monsters, "Janky Ladders to Nowhere"
Episode 107 - The Dark Crystal, “mmmmmMMMMMMMmmmmmm”
Episode 106 - Labyrinth, “Dance Magic Dance”
Episode 105 - The NeverEnding Story
Episode 104 - Doctor Who - Season 3 Episode 10: Blink, “A big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey . . . stuff.”
Episode 103 - Supernatural - Season 4 Episode 5: Monster Movie, "The X-Files" is a TV show, this is real!"
Episode 102 - The X Files - Season 1 Episode 3: Squeeze, “Do you think I’m spooky?”
Episode 101 - Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Season 4 Episode 10: Hush . . .
Episode 100! - The Craft, "We are the weirdo's mister!"
Episode 99 - Night of the Living Dead, they’re coming to get you Barbra!
Episode 98 - The Autopsy of Jane Doe, we are way past possible
Episode 97 - Hellraiser, don't give uncle Frank the box...
Episode 96 - The Omen, don't lie to your wife.. it doesn't end well!
Episode 95 - Poltergeist, They're here . . .
Episode 94 - Dead Silence, like a Goosebumps episode... but not
Episode 93 - The Boy, Babysitter's have it rough these days...
Episode 92 - Child's Play, your friend to the end
Episode 91 - Annabelle: Creation, children shouldn't play with dead things
Episode 90 - E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial, "Ouuuch"
Episode 89 - Killer Klowns from Outer Space, don't store your cotton candy like that!
Episode 88 - Alien, the one and only...
Episode 87 - Signs, and a 10 gallon hat...
Episode 86 - The Mist, a King's take on humanity
Episode 85 - The Cell
Episode 84 - Gothika, the ultimate distracted driving PSA...
Episode 83 - House of Wax, "...That's Hot!"
Episode 82 - Deliverance, you'll know it when you hear it...
Episode 81 - Predator, "Get to the Choppaa!!"
Episode 80 - Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight, the alternative of demons who look like killers yuppies...
Episode 79 - Psycho, the toilet scandal of 1960, avert your eyes!
Episode 78 - Re-Animator, "I gave him life!!!"
Episode 77 - His House, don't let him under your skin!
Episode 76 - Blood Quantum, ZOMBIES, ZOMBIES, ZOMBIES!
Episode 75 - Get Out, when 'meet the parents' goes horribly wrong...
Episode 74 - Slash/Back, Don't mess with the girls from Pang!
Episode 73 - Saint Maude, if you didn't know what spugna was...
Episode 72 - A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night, with a skateboard...
Episode 71 - The Lodge, so many bad decisions...
Episode 70 - American Psycho, "I have to return some videotapes..."
Episode 69 - Crimson Peak, like a fairytale... but also horror
Episode 68 - Gerald's Game, is not fun...
Episode 67 - My Bloody Valentine, because who doesn't want a heart in a box?
Episode 66 - The Love Witch, a 60's technicolour romp...
Episode 65 - Army of Darkness, MediEVIL adventures...
Episode 64 - Evil Dead II, The Evil Dead.. but squirlier
Episode 63 - Ready or Not, a game of deadly Clue with rich in-laws...
Episode 62 - The Wolf of Snow Hollow, Fargo meets the X-Files?
Episode 61 - Jennifer's Body, fairytale gone psycho
Episode 60 - The Dead Don't Die, "this isn't going to end well"
Episode 59 - What We Do in the Shadows, interviews with some vampires...
Episode 58 - Midnight Mass, Part 2
Episode 57 - Midnight Mass, Part 1
Episode 56 - The Haunting of Hill House, Part 2
Episode 55, The Haunting of Hill House, Part 1
Episode 54 - Trick r' Treat, Special Halloween Episode!!
Episode 53 - The Conjuring, don't buy houses in the 70's
Episode 52 - Sleepy Hollow, heads will roll.. and roll...
Episode 51 - A Nigthmare on Elm St, Crop tops and blood fountains!
Episode 50! - Scream, what's YOUR favourite scary movie?
Episode 49 - It Follows, and follows, and follows...
Episode 48 - Ginger Snaps, adolescence is a beast.
Episode 47 - Rosemary's Baby, the pregnancy from Hell...
Episode 46 - Bride of Frankenstein, "fire bad.. friend goood!"
Minisode #2 - Cannibal Holocaust, dear god.. why does this exist?
Episode 45 - The Haunting, don't take the staircase!
Episode 44 - Antrum: the Deadliest Film Ever Made, 30 second countdown!
Episode 43 - Noroi: The Curse, Japanese game show meets paranormal journalism?
Episode 42 - Grave Encounters; insane asylum, neverending night, no way out.. what more do you need?
Episode 41 - Paranormal Activity, why won't you close the bedroom door??
Episode 40 - The Blair Witch Project, the found footage phenomenon
Episode 39 - Ravenous, so hungry you could eat a h...
Episode 38 - Fresh, Online dating meats meal delivery services
Episode 37 - Texas Chainsaw Massacre, the hitchhikers guide to a meal...
Episode 36 - Silence of the Lambs, "It puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again."
Episode 35 - Carrie, the 2020 of Prom Nights
Episode 34 - Salem's Lot, Evil house attracts vampires
Episode 33 - It, avoid clowns.. and drains.. and clowns in drains...
Episode 32 - Children of the Corn, all the corn everywhere all at once
Episode 31 - The Blood on Satan's Claw, or Satan's eyebrows..?
Episode 30 - The Ritual, don't take the short cut!
Episode 29 - Friday the 13th, ki ki ki.. ma ma ma...
Episode 28 - Midsommar, no one wants a Blood Eagle...
Episode 27 - The People Under the Stairs, I pity the Fool...
Episode 26 - The Amityville Horror, the eyes are the creepy windows to hell house?
Episode 25 - Candyman, way scarier than bloody Mary...with bees
Episode 24 - Darkness Falls, no peeking!!
Episode 23 - The Ring, seven.. days...
Episode 22 - Suspiria, sighs from everyone who watches
Episode 21 - Under the Shadow, masking tape fixes everything...
Episode 20 - The Babadook-Dook-DOOOOK
Episode 19 - Train to Busan, I'm not crying... you're crying!
Episode 18 - Let the Right One In, or you may bleed...
Episode 17 - Interview with the Vampire, vampires pretending to be humans pretending to be vampires...
Episode 16 - Bram Stoker's Dracula, the ultimate ugly crier
Episode 15 - Nosferatu: a Symphony of Horror
Episode 14 - 30 Days of Night, more like 67...
Episode 13 - Misery, come for the champagne stay for the hobbling...
Episode 12 - The Thing, mind your arms...
Episode 11 - The Shining, all work and no podcast...
Minisode #1 - Terror Train, it's so Terror-ble we couldn't record it!
Episode 10 - Sweeney Todd, how about some pie?
Episode 9 - Black Christmas, the Canadian Hallowe'en
Episode 8 - Krampus, you'll wish it were coal...
Episode 7 - Gremlins, Bright Light! Bright Light!
Episode 6 - Pan's Labyrinth, sans Pan
Episode 5 - The Wicker Man, BYO Wig
Episode 4 - The VVitch, the nyckelharpa, and the waterphone.
Episode 3 - Host, with the most...
Episode 2 - The Exorcist, let's get exorcized!
Episode 1 - Hallowe'en, the OG