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The Hot Tub Podcast — 348 episodes
347 - "Hear-he, hear-he!"
346 - "Don't come in, I'm splooting"
345 - "Thirsty things men at my nursing home do"
344 - "Hi, I'm Rush"
343 - "Mauler, Rush, Jenni, and Quandale Dingle"
342 - "Rinky dinky poo-poo"
341 - "Here we go, it's a-podcast time!"
340 - "Very sparse, coarse chest hair"
339 - "Why do they talk about sour cream so much?"
338 - "Alright, give me the diaper"
337 - "I'm ready to feel your behind"
336 - "I'm an adult so I can handle it"
335 - "Emily Blunt working on a farm"
334 - "If I saw that, I'd zig zag"
333 - "Mmmmm, examine this!"
332 - "Cockroaches and Dan live on..."
331 - "Help, I'm trapped in the carwash"
330 - "Carl narrowly missed being hit by a meteor"
329 - "Who loves to garden? This guy!"
328 - "I think you'd tickle the dangly thing"
327 - 9 PM to 9 AM - 27 Hours For Tomorrow
326 - 2 PM to 9 PM - 27 Hours For Tomorrow
325 - 6 AM to 2 PM - 27 Hours for Tomorrow
324 - "Space is cold. I always feel very lost here"
323 - "Here Jenni, have some hooch"
322 - "Do you go to conventions and rub each other's butts?"
321 - "I could have choked on those eggs"
320 - "I need medical help"
319 - "Brady and the pee people"
318 - "Look at you with that red hot butt"
317 - The Throwback to 2018cast
316 - "Handful of bald nuts"
315 - "At family reunions, I clip my toenails"
314 - "I'd do anything when it comes to bodily functions"
313 - "Moan, I do"
312 - "It's not a Roomba"
311 - "If you're late, you get the bent sword"
310 - "Take a trip, with Miracle Whip!"
309 - "I want the flight attendant to like me"
308 - "Why, Iron Crotch?! WHY?!"
307 - "Citrus? You're going after citrus?"
306 - "Count your cold sores!"
305 - "Does anybody need anything for lunch?"
304 - "I'm reading the thix o'clock newth"
303 - "You look as good as you think you do"
302 - "What's up? Julie Noodles here!"
301 - "Peanut Butter Jelly Time didn't express sadness"
300 - "Are you a lounge singer from the '70s?"
299 - "When I'm throwing butt juice in the air"
298 - I've Never Seen That On The Menu
297 - "WE GOT THE PICKLE!!!"
296 - "Let me be your roomba"
295 - "Do oranges have hemorrhoids?"
294 - "Keith Morrison in Jenni's Body"
293 - "Jenni, finish your bananus!"
292 - "An ashtray for your vape"
291 - "I'm not worried about my dirty hands"
290 - "You haven't heard of a pressed ham?"
289 - "When you wish upon Jenni's butt"
288 - "JibJab had a couple of good years"
287 - "Hope all is well, Rick"
286 - "Are you sure it wasn't a Great Dane wearing a backpack?"
285 - "MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE!"
284 - "Bib me up!"
283 - "Oh why, oh why, oh why. Let me tell you, tell you, tell you"
282 - "Did you just call me 'darling love'?"
281 - "Wanna go get some naked ice cream?"
280 - "Man, and that backdoor browsing..."
279 - "Grown up theatre kids"
278 - "I might say hoochie-mama"
277 - "Galvin Jones"
276 - "Hippo, giraffe, Larry, alligator"
275 - "You are no Pee-wee Herman"
274 - "Is there anything less attractive than Chubby Bunnying on stage?"
273 - "Go into your bedroom and dress like a chicken"
272 - "Poopoo Island: Population 600"
271 - "Roma coming in hot"
270 - "You and I are kneecapping everyone"
269 - "I guess you could do toilet paper hand nests"
268 - "Thanks, Larry's Rug World"
267 - "Brady, I don't think I can sleep here"
266 - "I have good ankles, unlike Rush"
265 - The Adam Growecast
264 - "I assumed YOU would know what bug balls was"
263 - "That's between me, my wife, and the Porta Potty"
262 - "Superman's kryptonite was windows"
261 - "Big Bang Boom"
260 - "I know that pizza goes with broccoli"
259 - "Big nut, Mr Peanut"
258 - "I'd wear any of your body parts if you wanted me to"
257 - "The spirits peed your bed"
256 - "Crop dust me all you need to"
255 - "You shuck the husk off the ear"
254 - "Barbapapa, Barbamama, Barbababy"
253 - "She needs to sleep with a helmet on"
252 - "I gotta book the priest. Oh, look at that yeast!'
251 - "Frozen juice goes in pitcher"
250 - "You sound like a muppet being kidnapped"
249 - "I don’t want a face full, but I’d like to watch it pop"
248 – The Bradycast
247 – The Jennicast
246 – The Rushcast
245 – The Maulercast
244 - "Hey Jenni, rhyme if you want to sleep with me"
243 - "How dare you call me trash!? You're trash!"
242 - "What happened to my cinnamon buns?!?"
241 - "Save the octopi, with The Socktopus™!"
240 - "I pluck at least once a week"
239 - "Imagine using a machine at the gym after maple syrup guy"
238 - "We don't care if it's yours. It's in YOUR butt"
237 - "It's Brady Jones Cobbledick, everybody!"
236 - "You two bozos don't even need a nap"
235 - "I do have a fine collection of hats..."
234 - "Isn’t that when you stick the whole can up the butt?”
233 - "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn!"
232 - "Jenni you are in an Uber"
231 - "I love the smell of wood"
230 - "You have to stop using the word ‘relieving’”
229 - "I used to look up to her, but now I really don't know..."
228 - "I hope the listeners are writing all this down"
227 - "You haven't seen me make a sandwich for a spider yet"
226 - "Likes it on the floor"
225 - "I love you, compadre. Drive safe."
224 - "I look like a turtle out of it's shell"
223 - "Can we get that kid away from the damn microphone?"
222 - "Yeah, I'd give you a toe"
221 - "Until she takes off the old lady mask and kills me"
220 - "In Fred Durst's living room"
219 - "Would you ever say nostril nugget?"
218 - "Can't you argue that most people look like Russian spies?"
217 - "My yogurt misbehaved this morning"
216 - "I paid 6 bucks and no suckage?"
215 - "Aw, bless your heart"
214 - "It's a bit like I'm a zoo animal, to be honest"
213 - "I can't wait for you to ovulate"
212 - "I am cancelling the swingers party this weekend"
211 - "Man, my throats scratchy. I'm going to try some snake sperm!"
210 - "Someone's wondering if we've ever heard human laughter before"
209 - "...and that's just my uvula!"
208 – “And Ethel and I will drive off into the sunset together…”
207 – “When you went to radio school, did you ever think…”
206 – “How are your dancing twigs feeling?”
205 – THROWBACK EPISODE!
204 – “Anything happening in the bathroom, I’d rather it be a stranger”
203 – “Nothing worse than hearing you’re beautiful… too”
202 - "Oh hey big boy, what's going on over there"
201 - "I'm just saying, if you want to pee on quinoa... go for it"
200 - "It's episode 200... Let's change it up!"
199 - "We're a big bowling family"
198 - "You can have a boatload of anything"
197 - "You're an over-dinger!"
196 - "Keep in mind, you're blindfolded"
195 - "Who was Paco's first love?"
194 - "Puzzleneck, Alabama"
193 - “I think I'll take my whisk and leave"
192 - "TMZ called it a Canadian Circumcision"
191 - "Bassoon, bassoon!"
190 - "Is that what they do when they love someone? Throw feces at them?"
189 - "It seems like what you're growing inside you is a Gilbert"
188 - Hot Tub Rewind: Iconic Hot Tub moments
187 - "Oh, my gooch. What happened to my gooch"
186 - "Slappin' the meat"
185 - "Foo-Foo is blowing on my soup, and I can be doing my dishes"
184 - "I've been shell-shocked by clippy, the paper clip guy"
183 - "I'm mooin' to help with my pooin'"
182 - "Jenni! Do you want a gift?!"
181 - "Merry Quismois!"
180 - "One icicle and two balls"
179 - "I'd be filling his saxophone with peanuts"
178 - "Is there a mushroom in Candy Candy Forest?"
177 - "Make sure you cover Zooey Deschanel in bird seed"
176 - "I love a good Scrub Daddy"
175 - "Yer a wizard, Gary"
174 - "The Parking Lot Patrol: We'll spot you"
173 - "Why does The Mauler keep putting up ribbons?"
172 - "I can do a cha-cha like you can't even imagine"
171 - "I feel like you guys are keyboard warrior-ing me in person"
170 - "Is that an insult to Adrien Brody?"
169 - "It's hard to drink when you're moshing"
168 - "Stop saying thrust speed"
167 - "Why are you bringing Vanna into this?"
166 - "I would be honoured if you guys would attend my murder"
165 - "Derek, fill the bathtub"
164 - "There was no Margerine for error"
163 - "I'm so scared, I'm drooling"
162 - "Mauler and Mom in the Morning"
161 - "The Chew-bacator"
160 - "Happiness comes easily when you're having turkey sandwiches"
159 - "Cockadoodledoo indeed!"
158 - "Did you need to hear Tiny Tim again?"
157 - "Are you gaslighting me, or am I gaslighting you?"
156 - "He didn't literally mean to dress up like a Hot Tub"
155 - "You're talking about rectangles and dinosaurs for some reason"
154 - "Give me a sasquatch any day, guys"
153 - "Press 1 for Charcuterie"
152 - "Why are you bringing foot juice and butt sweat into this"
151 - "Johnny Arson!"
150 - "Sometimes Henry sweats a lot and showers after"
149 - "I don't wanna make whoopee"
148 - "Today we're going to talk about the Treaty of Westphalia"
147 - "Almost 2 inches. Yay!"
146 - "Well hopefully we sold some buns, racks, and nuts today"
145 - "It wasn't his fault, but his toe was in my mouth"
144 - "I get excited when I see anything growing"
143 - "You go, Dave Bennett of Iowa!"
142 - "If we could have a moment of silence for Jenni's muff"
141 - "I don't know whether to say thank you or be insulted"
140 - "This is icky"
139 - "Godzilla is a large monkey"
138 - "You're a fricative"
137 - "I used too much throat and you didn't use enough"
136 - "I think that even one hamster in your pants is too many"
135 - "And that's why Rush and I exclusively dated each other"
134 - "Little Mauler, Little Rush, Little Jenni and Little Brady"
133 - "What creeps me out the most is robots learning dance moves"
132 - "You were very good at not making me feel dumb"
131 - "Why are you guys so randy this morning?"
130 - "Just drive away man, it's not going to happen"
129 - "Smell that and then smell my finger"
128 - "Brady, you really need to talk to somebody"
127 - “He doesn’t work a lot, but he’s got a stapler, so he’s good”
126 - "I didn't tickle anything, I was just holding it"
125 - "Green onions. Good on everything"
124 - "I'm going to soil myself anyway, it doesn't matter"
123 - "I have a bird book"
122 - "And then her mouth got all jiggly"
121 - "Just fluffed it in their face a little bit"
120 - "We were getting a little too smart for the Morning Hot Tub"
119 - "Jake had the best Pogs"
118 - "Imagine I noogied you one morning"
117 - "Hey, I have near constant diarrhea!"
116 - "You guys wanna come over and see my batteries?"
115 - "Who has the red wine breath?"
114 - "That was a good meow. Thank you"
113 - "He sews dog outfits for the locals"
112 - "That's the best news Usher has heard all day"
111 - "So is my internet fixed?"
110 - "How often do you use a burrito steamer?"
109 - "Where do you begin to be the garbage?"
108 - "Just taking off my skin suit"
107 - "Everything has a butt"
106 - "I had a dream about an old flip phone last night"
105 - "It was the gravy boat that split us up"
104 - "You guys would just be Kegel-ing your brains out"
103 - "I've had a loosening"
102 - "Mauler's just being a naysayer because he's jealous"
101 - "You would have looked like a walking scent event"
100! - "100 episodes, and that's what you get"
99 - "Wanna eat my toenail?"
98 - "So you're naked with bowling shoes on"
97 - "I've never stuck anything in myself anywhere along the way"
96 - "Eating somebody is probably unnecessary"
95 - "I'm always the one who has to touch Brady"
94 - "I'm putting toilet paper and highlighters everywhere"
93 - "I'm a good lawyer! I've seen Suits!"
92 - "Don't judge a wizard by his wand, Brady"
91 - "Have you ever lubed up a turkey?"
90 - "Do you have a sneezeguard in your bedroom?"
89 - "Is Rush trying to convince us he shaves?"
88 - "It's a little Muppety, but it's alright"
87 - "A brand name of penis?"
86 - "It's cruel. That's why Tylenol rules"
85 - "Hey, nice crocs! Now whip me"
84 - "Fall into the vortex of each other's mouth hole"
83 - "In our family... we stuff"
82 - "When life feels like a turtleneck, grab some 7UP and feel the bubbles"
81 - "Because that is probably the least sexy thing I've ever seen"
80 - "What are you? Jabba the Hutt?"
79 - "Would you rather a snot pillow or an aneurysm?"
78 - "I'm Rush"
77 - "She was on my side. I don't want her on my side anymore"
76 - "Oh, but the cucumber does look cozy"
75 - "Look... this is 4 inches"
74 - "Thank you for calling 1-800-SPANK-YOU"
73 - "Please don't tell anybody. I'm embarrassed by my 58 nipples."
72 - "On their hands and their knees, just piling it in"
71 - "Honest to god I feel like the dumbest human being on the planet"
70 - "...I'd grab my purse sage"
69 - "I'd rather poop that I know"
68 - "I don't like ooey gooey"
67 - "Butter is oil. Oil is butter. Amen."
66 - "It is completely unnecessary, and therefore amazing"
65 - "You really should get divorced"
64 - "ZucchiniStats.org and @JerryLongBalls43"
63 - "Your hobby should be to lobby for a Hobby Lobby"
62 - "Maam, I'm here to issue you a citation for that booty"
61 - "J-Lo keeps asking for Jenni's SIN number"
60 - "The gonad information station"
59 - "Well hello, Rush. I'm not going to hurt you. I'm just a friendly spider"
58 - "Brady stop, you're going to get high"
57 - "Because it's from inside of them, it feels different"
56 - "Herman does like to play, doesn't he Rush?"
55 - "Next thing you know it's 2 AM, and we're picking lice off each other"
54 - "Anal retentive person"
53 - "Bodacious Bellybutton Juice"
52 - "Look, it's a picture of Dick Clark... uncensored!"
51 - "I'll fluff it if I need to"
50 - "I am attracted to rubber"
49 - "Within 10 minutes there would be a Jenni shaped python"
48 - "My breasts are delicious"
47 - "If anyone is doing the banging, you're doing the banging"
46 - "Anyway if you ever need anything to pop, I'm your girl"
45 -"Eat your nuts and shut up, Rush"
44 - "Maybe they were doing it like a hot dog on a bun"
43 - "Like a bubble bath Bob Ross"
42 - "Oh, look at those quads!"
41 - "Brady, go to her car and see if there's a big sucky one"
40 - "You didn't get to enjoy them because you were eating like a horse"
39 - "I've had a lot of facepalm moments in my life"
38 - "I don't understand how people spend this much time in limousines"
37 - "Let's blindfold him and then Rush can feed him a cucumber"
36 - "Whenever I'm super angry, I floss immediately"
35 - "There's a giant hole in the wall and everyone knows what that's for"
34 - "Brady, show me with your hand how big it is"
33 - "What is with me and my history of monkey-like men?"
32 - "Do bears hate heatwaves?"
31 - "Because you sent them a nude, and then fired them"
30 - "You're the one who called your mother hot"
29 - "When I'm without you, I'm soaked in wee"
28 - "...and that's why you bring absolutely nothing to the show"
27 - "I just keep getting pink eye and I don't understand why"
26 - "Jenni's butt needs some time"
25 - "I like to let the nipples breathe"
24 - "I don't often say this on the show, but bite me"
23 - "Hey bring over those buh-boons!"
22 - "You'll have to stand for a few hours while they chisel out the gravy boat, ok?"
21 - "I think you're right. You're kind of ugly"
20 - "This is what our show has become now?"
19 - "Who two bites an almond?!"
18 - "Ding ding dingdingding, I am a crazy frog"
17 - "In Jenni's defense, she lets you sleep in her bed and makes you lasagna"
16 - "There's a shortage of portapahrpahr"
15 - "Know what it'll smell like? It'll smell like funny"
14 - "What's a lube fan?!?"
13 - "I'd rather get tased again"
12 - "Stand at the end of their driveway with naan bread"
11 - "But have I sucked a toe? I'm not sure I have"
10 - "Show me a garden without a worm, and I'll show you a man without a hat"
9 - "I usually find Rush so funny, but that one was bad"
8 - "Just make eye contact with the guy and hum 'Birthday Sex'"
7 - "Brady, why are you gargling?"
6 - "Please leave my wife out of this"
5 - "Hell didn't build itself"
4 - "Hey get down, you're going to hurt your man meat"
3 - "I'm Really Backed Up Because of These Spuds"
2 - "I don't want to be too gruesome about it but... maggots"
1 - "We were in Paris, and we wore sombreros"
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