All Episodes

326 - 2 PM to 9 PM - 27 Hours For Tomorrow

325 - 6 AM to 2 PM - 27 Hours for Tomorrow

324 - "Space is cold. I always feel very lost here"

323 - "Here Jenni, have some hooch"

322 - "Do you go to conventions and rub each other's butts?"

321 - "I could have choked on those eggs"

320 - "I need medical help"

319 - "Brady and the pee people"

318 - "Look at you with that red hot butt"

317 - The Throwback to 2018cast

316 - "Handful of bald nuts"

315 - "At family reunions, I clip my toenails"

314 - "I'd do anything when it comes to bodily functions"

313 - "Moan, I do"

312 - "It's not a Roomba"

311 - "If you're late, you get the bent sword"

310 - "Take a trip, with Miracle Whip!"

309 - "I want the flight attendant to like me"

308 - "Why, Iron Crotch?! WHY?!"

307 - "Citrus? You're going after citrus?"

306 - "Count your cold sores!"

305 - "Does anybody need anything for lunch?"

304 - "I'm reading the thix o'clock newth"

303 - "You look as good as you think you do"

302 - "What's up? Julie Noodles here!"

301 - "Peanut Butter Jelly Time didn't express sadness"

300 - "Are you a lounge singer from the '70s?"

299 - "When I'm throwing butt juice in the air"

298 - I've Never Seen That On The Menu

297 - "WE GOT THE PICKLE!!!"

296 - "Let me be your roomba"

295 - "Do oranges have hemorrhoids?"

294 - "Keith Morrison in Jenni's Body"

293 - "Jenni, finish your bananus!"

292 - "An ashtray for your vape"

291 - "I'm not worried about my dirty hands"

290 - "You haven't heard of a pressed ham?"

289 - "When you wish upon Jenni's butt"

288 - "JibJab had a couple of good years"

287 - "Hope all is well, Rick"

286 - "Are you sure it wasn't a Great Dane wearing a backpack?"

285 - "MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE!"

284 - "Bib me up!"

283 - "Oh why, oh why, oh why. Let me tell you, tell you, tell you"

282 - "Did you just call me 'darling love'?"

281 - "Wanna go get some naked ice cream?"

280 - "Man, and that backdoor browsing..."

279 - "Grown up theatre kids"

278 - "I might say hoochie-mama"

277 - "Galvin Jones"

276 - "Hippo, giraffe, Larry, alligator"

275 - "You are no Pee-wee Herman"

274 - "Is there anything less attractive than Chubby Bunnying on stage?"

273 - "Go into your bedroom and dress like a chicken"

272 - "Poopoo Island: Population 600"

271 - "Roma coming in hot"

270 - "You and I are kneecapping everyone"

269 - "I guess you could do toilet paper hand nests"

268 - "Thanks, Larry's Rug World"

267 - "Brady, I don't think I can sleep here"

266 - "I have good ankles, unlike Rush"

265 - The Adam Growecast

264 - "I assumed YOU would know what bug balls was"

263 - "That's between me, my wife, and the Porta Potty"

262 - "Superman's kryptonite was windows"

261 - "Big Bang Boom"

260 - "I know that pizza goes with broccoli"

259 - "Big nut, Mr Peanut"

258 - "I'd wear any of your body parts if you wanted me to"

257 - "The spirits peed your bed"

256 - "Crop dust me all you need to"

255 - "You shuck the husk off the ear"

254 - "Barbapapa, Barbamama, Barbababy"

253 - "She needs to sleep with a helmet on"

252 - "I gotta book the priest. Oh, look at that yeast!'

251 - "Frozen juice goes in pitcher"

250 - "You sound like a muppet being kidnapped"

249 - "I don’t want a face full, but I’d like to watch it pop"

248 – The Bradycast

247 – The Jennicast

246 – The Rushcast

245 – The Maulercast

244 - "Hey Jenni, rhyme if you want to sleep with me"

243 - "How dare you call me trash!? You're trash!"

242 - "What happened to my cinnamon buns?!?"

241 - "Save the octopi, with The Socktopus™!"

240 - "I pluck at least once a week"

239 - "Imagine using a machine at the gym after maple syrup guy"

238 - "We don't care if it's yours. It's in YOUR butt"

237 - "It's Brady Jones Cobbledick, everybody!"

236 - "You two bozos don't even need a nap"

235 - "I do have a fine collection of hats..."

234 - "Isn’t that when you stick the whole can up the butt?”

233 - "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn!"

232 - "Jenni you are in an Uber"

231 - "I love the smell of wood"

230 - "You have to stop using the word ‘relieving’”

229 - "I used to look up to her, but now I really don't know..."

228 - "I hope the listeners are writing all this down"

227 - "You haven't seen me make a sandwich for a spider yet"

226 - "Likes it on the floor"

225 - "I love you, compadre. Drive safe."

224 - "I look like a turtle out of it's shell"

223 - "Can we get that kid away from the damn microphone?"

222 - "Yeah, I'd give you a toe"

221 - "Until she takes off the old lady mask and kills me"

220 - "In Fred Durst's living room"

219 - "Would you ever say nostril nugget?"

218 - "Can't you argue that most people look like Russian spies?"

217 - "My yogurt misbehaved this morning"

216 - "I paid 6 bucks and no suckage?"

215 - "Aw, bless your heart"

214 - "It's a bit like I'm a zoo animal, to be honest"

213 - "I can't wait for you to ovulate"

212 - "I am cancelling the swingers party this weekend"

211 - "Man, my throats scratchy. I'm going to try some snake sperm!"

210 - "Someone's wondering if we've ever heard human laughter before"

209 - "...and that's just my uvula!"

208 – “And Ethel and I will drive off into the sunset together…”

207 – “When you went to radio school, did you ever think…”

206 – “How are your dancing twigs feeling?”

205 – THROWBACK EPISODE!

204 – “Anything happening in the bathroom, I’d rather it be a stranger”

203 – “Nothing worse than hearing you’re beautiful… too”

202 - "Oh hey big boy, what's going on over there"

201 - "I'm just saying, if you want to pee on quinoa... go for it"

200 - "It's episode 200... Let's change it up!"

199 - "We're a big bowling family"

198 - "You can have a boatload of anything"

197 - "You're an over-dinger!"

196 - "Keep in mind, you're blindfolded"

195 - "Who was Paco's first love?"

194 - "Puzzleneck, Alabama"

193 - “I think I'll take my whisk and leave"

192 - "TMZ called it a Canadian Circumcision"

191 - "Bassoon, bassoon!"

190 - "Is that what they do when they love someone? Throw feces at them?"

189 - "It seems like what you're growing inside you is a Gilbert"

188 - Hot Tub Rewind: Iconic Hot Tub moments

187 - "Oh, my gooch. What happened to my gooch"

186 - "Slappin' the meat"

185 - "Foo-Foo is blowing on my soup, and I can be doing my dishes"

184 - "I've been shell-shocked by clippy, the paper clip guy"

183 - "I'm mooin' to help with my pooin'"

182 - "Jenni! Do you want a gift?!"

181 - "Merry Quismois!"

180 - "One icicle and two balls"

179 - "I'd be filling his saxophone with peanuts"

178 - "Is there a mushroom in Candy Candy Forest?"

177 - "Make sure you cover Zooey Deschanel in bird seed"

176 - "I love a good Scrub Daddy"

175 - "Yer a wizard, Gary"

174 - "The Parking Lot Patrol: We'll spot you"

173 - "Why does The Mauler keep putting up ribbons?"

172 - "I can do a cha-cha like you can't even imagine"

171 - "I feel like you guys are keyboard warrior-ing me in person"

170 - "Is that an insult to Adrien Brody?"

169 - "It's hard to drink when you're moshing"

168 - "Stop saying thrust speed"

167 - "Why are you bringing Vanna into this?"

166 - "I would be honoured if you guys would attend my murder"

165 - "Derek, fill the bathtub"

164 - "There was no Margerine for error"

163 - "I'm so scared, I'm drooling"

162 - "Mauler and Mom in the Morning"

161 - "The Chew-bacator"

160 - "Happiness comes easily when you're having turkey sandwiches"

159 - "Cockadoodledoo indeed!"

158 - "Did you need to hear Tiny Tim again?"

157 - "Are you gaslighting me, or am I gaslighting you?"

156 - "He didn't literally mean to dress up like a Hot Tub"

155 - "You're talking about rectangles and dinosaurs for some reason"

154 - "Give me a sasquatch any day, guys"

153 - "Press 1 for Charcuterie"

152 - "Why are you bringing foot juice and butt sweat into this"

151 - "Johnny Arson!"

150 - "Sometimes Henry sweats a lot and showers after"

149 - "I don't wanna make whoopee"

148 - "Today we're going to talk about the Treaty of Westphalia"

147 - "Almost 2 inches. Yay!"

146 - "Well hopefully we sold some buns, racks, and nuts today"

145 - "It wasn't his fault, but his toe was in my mouth"

144 - "I get excited when I see anything growing"

143 - "You go, Dave Bennett of Iowa!"

142 - "If we could have a moment of silence for Jenni's muff"

141 - "I don't know whether to say thank you or be insulted"

140 - "This is icky"

139 - "Godzilla is a large monkey"

138 - "You're a fricative"

137 - "I used too much throat and you didn't use enough"

136 - "I think that even one hamster in your pants is too many"

135 - "And that's why Rush and I exclusively dated each other"

134 - "Little Mauler, Little Rush, Little Jenni and Little Brady"

133 - "What creeps me out the most is robots learning dance moves"

132 - "You were very good at not making me feel dumb"

131 - "Why are you guys so randy this morning?"

130 - "Just drive away man, it's not going to happen"

129 - "Smell that and then smell my finger"

128 - "Brady, you really need to talk to somebody"

127 - “He doesn’t work a lot, but he’s got a stapler, so he’s good”

126 - "I didn't tickle anything, I was just holding it"

125 - "Green onions. Good on everything"

124 - "I'm going to soil myself anyway, it doesn't matter"

123 - "I have a bird book"

122 - "And then her mouth got all jiggly"

121 - "Just fluffed it in their face a little bit"

120 - "We were getting a little too smart for the Morning Hot Tub"

119 - "Jake had the best Pogs"

118 - "Imagine I noogied you one morning"

117 - "Hey, I have near constant diarrhea!"

116 - "You guys wanna come over and see my batteries?"

115 - "Who has the red wine breath?"

114 - "That was a good meow. Thank you"

113 - "He sews dog outfits for the locals"

112 - "That's the best news Usher has heard all day"

111 - "So is my internet fixed?"

110 - "How often do you use a burrito steamer?"

109 - "Where do you begin to be the garbage?"

108 - "Just taking off my skin suit"

107 - "Everything has a butt"

106 - "I had a dream about an old flip phone last night"

105 - "It was the gravy boat that split us up"

104 - "You guys would just be Kegel-ing your brains out"

103 - "I've had a loosening"

102 - "Mauler's just being a naysayer because he's jealous"

101 - "You would have looked like a walking scent event"

100! - "100 episodes, and that's what you get"

99 - "Wanna eat my toenail?"

98 - "So you're naked with bowling shoes on"

97 - "I've never stuck anything in myself anywhere along the way"

96 - "Eating somebody is probably unnecessary"

95 - "I'm always the one who has to touch Brady"

94 - "I'm putting toilet paper and highlighters everywhere"

93 - "I'm a good lawyer! I've seen Suits!"

92 - "Don't judge a wizard by his wand, Brady"

91 - "Have you ever lubed up a turkey?"

90 - "Do you have a sneezeguard in your bedroom?"

89 - "Is Rush trying to convince us he shaves?"

88 - "It's a little Muppety, but it's alright"

87 - "A brand name of penis?"

86 - "It's cruel. That's why Tylenol rules"

85 - "Hey, nice crocs! Now whip me"

84 - "Fall into the vortex of each other's mouth hole"

83 - "In our family... we stuff"

82 - "When life feels like a turtleneck, grab some 7UP and feel the bubbles"

81 - "Because that is probably the least sexy thing I've ever seen"

80 - "What are you? Jabba the Hutt?"

79 - "Would you rather a snot pillow or an aneurysm?"

78 - "I'm Rush"

77 - "She was on my side. I don't want her on my side anymore"

76 - "Oh, but the cucumber does look cozy"

75 - "Look... this is 4 inches"

74 - "Thank you for calling 1-800-SPANK-YOU"

73 - "Please don't tell anybody. I'm embarrassed by my 58 nipples."

72 - "On their hands and their knees, just piling it in"

71 - "Honest to god I feel like the dumbest human being on the planet"

70 - "...I'd grab my purse sage"

69 - "I'd rather poop that I know"

68 - "I don't like ooey gooey"

67 - "Butter is oil. Oil is butter. Amen."

66 - "It is completely unnecessary, and therefore amazing"

65 - "You really should get divorced"

64 - "ZucchiniStats.org and @JerryLongBalls43"

63 - "Your hobby should be to lobby for a Hobby Lobby"

62 - "Maam, I'm here to issue you a citation for that booty"

61 - "J-Lo keeps asking for Jenni's SIN number"

60 - "The gonad information station"

59 - "Well hello, Rush. I'm not going to hurt you. I'm just a friendly spider"

58 - "Brady stop, you're going to get high"

57 - "Because it's from inside of them, it feels different"

56 - "Herman does like to play, doesn't he Rush?"

55 - "Next thing you know it's 2 AM, and we're picking lice off each other"

54 - "Anal retentive person"

53 - "Bodacious Bellybutton Juice"

52 - "Look, it's a picture of Dick Clark... uncensored!"

51 - "I'll fluff it if I need to"

50 - "I am attracted to rubber"

49 - "Within 10 minutes there would be a Jenni shaped python"

48 - "My breasts are delicious"

47 - "If anyone is doing the banging, you're doing the banging"

46 - "Anyway if you ever need anything to pop, I'm your girl"

45 -"Eat your nuts and shut up, Rush"

44 - "Maybe they were doing it like a hot dog on a bun"

43 - "Like a bubble bath Bob Ross"

42 - "Oh, look at those quads!"

41 - "Brady, go to her car and see if there's a big sucky one"

40 - "You didn't get to enjoy them because you were eating like a horse"

39 - "I've had a lot of facepalm moments in my life"

38 - "I don't understand how people spend this much time in limousines"

37 - "Let's blindfold him and then Rush can feed him a cucumber"

36 - "Whenever I'm super angry, I floss immediately"

35 - "There's a giant hole in the wall and everyone knows what that's for"

34 - "Brady, show me with your hand how big it is"

33 - "What is with me and my history of monkey-like men?"

32 - "Do bears hate heatwaves?"

31 - "Because you sent them a nude, and then fired them"

30 - "You're the one who called your mother hot"

29 - "When I'm without you, I'm soaked in wee"

28 - "...and that's why you bring absolutely nothing to the show"

27 - "I just keep getting pink eye and I don't understand why"

26 - "Jenni's butt needs some time"

25 - "I like to let the nipples breathe"

24 - "I don't often say this on the show, but bite me"

23 - "Hey bring over those buh-boons!"

22 - "You'll have to stand for a few hours while they chisel out the gravy boat, ok?"

21 - "I think you're right. You're kind of ugly"

20 - "This is what our show has become now?"

19 - "Who two bites an almond?!"

18 - "Ding ding dingdingding, I am a crazy frog"

17 - "In Jenni's defense, she lets you sleep in her bed and makes you lasagna"

16 - "There's a shortage of portapahrpahr"

15 - "Know what it'll smell like? It'll smell like funny"

14 - "What's a lube fan?!?"

13 - "I'd rather get tased again"

12 - "Stand at the end of their driveway with naan bread"

11 - "But have I sucked a toe? I'm not sure I have"

10 - "Show me a garden without a worm, and I'll show you a man without a hat"

9 - "I usually find Rush so funny, but that one was bad"

8 - "Just make eye contact with the guy and hum 'Birthday Sex'"

7 - "Brady, why are you gargling?"

6 - "Please leave my wife out of this"

5 - "Hell didn't build itself"

4 - "Hey get down, you're going to hurt your man meat"

3 - "I'm Really Backed Up Because of These Spuds"

2 - "I don't want to be too gruesome about it but... maggots"

1 - "We were in Paris, and we wore sombreros"

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