All Episodes
The Imperial Scrolls of Honor — 172 episodes
SIDEQUEST: Dragon Warrior III Ep 1
It’s Like Sitting On A Joystick/GamePro #23
Rantering/Mega Man 3 (NES)
Editorial Dungeon/Nintendo Power #25
TM/Sonic the Hedgehog (GEN)
No Ordinary Karate Game/Sega Visions #5
Buddy Holly-F*ck Planes/PGA Tour Golf (GEN)
SIDEQUEST: The Legend of Zelda Ep 2
Bootleg Ninja Options/GamePro #22
SIDEQUEST: The Legend of Zelda Ep 1
Sh*tburger Showdown: Legend of Karnov/Karnov (NES)
Free Personal-Pan Podcast/Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Arcade Game (NES)
SIDEQUEST: Phantasy Star II Ep 5
Puzzle Paks/Adventures of Lolo 3 (NES)
Get-Yourself-Cancelled Stereotypes/Nintendo Power #24
Lies, Damned Lies and Cursed Nights/Castlevania II: Simon’s Quest (NES)
ORDER OF ERDRICK: Guy Belair Interview
Sticker Shock/Kid Icarus (NES)
The Winner Is You/Pro Wrestling (NES)
The Intense Gravity of this Wretched Existence/Solar Jetman (NES)
Dueling Puff-Puffs/The Official Nintendo Player’s Guide
I Hate Fun Stories/Dragon Spirit: The New Legend (NES)
More Bits Than We Can Possibly Get/GamePro #21
Highway to the Danger Zone/Marble Madness (NES)
My Housekeeping Hobby/Nintendo Power #23
Unceremonious Hegemony/Rastan Saga II (GEN)
SIDEQUEST: Phantasy Star II Ep 4
Snail Mail Burner Account/Sega Visions #4
Feliz Schmupidad/Gaiares (GEN)
Perhapsily/GamePro #20
Saddam Hussein Rookie Card/G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero (NES)
ORDER OF ERDRICK: Nick Pasto & Roger Barr Interview
No Fun in the Funhouse/Nintendo Power #22
Content Conveyor Belt/Gauntlet II (NES)
SIDEQUEST: Phantasy Star II Ep 3
Boss Battle Etymology/Abobo’s Big Adventure
I Got 99 Podcasts But a Schmower Dove Ain’t One/GamePro #19
Hamster Bits/Maniac Mansion (NES)
SIDEQUEST: Phantasy Star II Ep 2
Rainbow Rent-A-Flick/Nintendo Power #21
Malroth’s Mischief: Hell’s Bells/Deadly Towers (NES)
Full Roundhouses/Double Dragon (SMS)
SIDEQUEST: Phantasy Star II Ep 1
Blind Squirrels and Their Nuts/GamePro #18
ORDER OF ERDRICK: Al Nilsen Interview
The Road to The Power Bowl/NES Play Action Football (NES)
ORDER OF ERDRICK: Greg Lowder Interview
ORDER OF ERDRICK: Caesar Filori Interview
Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Wizzies/Nintendo Power #20
It’s All Paul’s Fault/1943 (NES)
EDIT CONFIG.SYS QUEST – Space Quest I Ep 2
1-800 Oatmeal Cream Pies/Electronic Gaming Monthly #1
Grandma Mixed Tapes/Castle of Illusion Starring Mickey Mouse (GEN)
Semi-Trucks in the Loopty-Loop/Sega Visions #3
8-Bit Splinter Poetry/Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (NES)
K-Mart Ninjas/GamePro #17
O.G. Hardware Delusions/Castlevania III: Dracula’s Curse (NES)
EDIT CONFIG.SYS QUEST – Space Quest I Ep 1
A Wistful Adieu to Atari/GamePro #16
Cut the Lights Pizza’s Here/Yo! Noid (NES)
Operating Straight Cash/Nintendo Power #18
Happy Meal/Super Mario Bros. 3 (NES) Pt 2
SIDEQUEST: Dragon Warrior II Ep 6
LIFO vs FIFO/Super Mario Bros. 3 (NES) Pt 1
SIDEQUEST: Dragon Warrior II Ep 5
Real Ninja Sh*t/Shadow of the Ninja (NES)
SIDEQUEST: Dragon Warrior II Ep 4
Tolerable If Mom Brought It Home/GamePro #15
No Wax Seal/Phelios (GEN)
SIDEQUEST: Dragon Warrior II Ep 3
I Don’t Care If I’m a Technocop/Sega Visions #2
Brontosaurus Platforming/Strider (GEN)
SIDEQUEST: Dragon Warrior II Ep 2
So Bootleg/GamePro #14
SIDEQUEST: Dragon Warrior II Ep 1
State of the Art/Little Nemo: The Dream Master (NES)
F*ck Off with the Bees/Nintendo Power #16
Watch Your Ball Status/Cyberball (GEN)
Flying Schmup Crusade/GamePro #13
Do Everything Twice Everything Twice/Ghouls ‘N Ghosts (GEN)
Cars and Planes and Robots/Sega Mania #1
He’s A Concept/Michael Jackson’s Moonwalker (GEN)
SIDEQUEST: Final Fantasy Ep 7
Is It Laminated?/GamePro #12
Caddywompus/Gyruss (NES)
Interesting & Playable/Game Player’s Strategy Guide to Nintendo Games #6
SIDEQUEST: Final Fantasy Ep 6
I Don’t Know Anything About Any MissILES/Captain Skyhawk (NES)
SIDEQUEST: Final Fantasy Ep 5
Team Chip vs Team Dale/Nintendo Power #14
SIDEQUEST: Final Fantasy Ep 4
Biohazard Remediation/Batman: The Video Game (NES)
Supreme Overlord Santa/GamePro #11
Clothes Like a D*ckhead/Zoom! (GEN)
SIDEQUEST: Final Fantasy Ep 3
Bubbles the Chimp/Sega Visions #1
SIDEQUEST: Final Fantasy Ep 2
Mariah Carey GIF/The Revenge of Shinobi (GEN)
SIDEQUEST: Final Fantasy Ep 1
Don’t Kick the Dog/GamePro #10
My Nipples Are Out, Look the F*ck Out/Super C (NES)
I Create Hijinks/Nintendo Power #12
Loot Crate Whore/RBI Baseball 2 (NES)
True Marketing Lies/GamePro #9
Nature vs Nurture vs Bad Video Games/Fester’s Quest (NES)
Watching E3 Instead of Podcasting/GamePro #8
SIDEQUEST: Ultima Exodus Ep 5
Just Nouns/Atarian #1
Forgot How to Podcast/Heavy Barrel (NES)
SIDEQUEST: Ultima Exodus Ep 4
Stupid Kid Sh*t/Nintendo Power #11
4-3-6-3-3-6-1/Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out!! (NES)
SIDEQUEST: Ultima Exodus (NES) Ep 3
Fanny Pack Attack/GamePro #7
80’s Cocaine Creativity/Golden Axe (GEN)
SIDEQUEST: Ultima Exodus (NES) Ep 2
Friday Night Rental Store Nightmare/GamePro #6
SIDEQUEST: Ultima Exodus (NES) Ep 1
He Gives A Great Puff-Puff/River City Ransom (NES)
Trailer/Instruction Manual Vol. II
Toddopolis/Nintendo Power #10
Kinda Like Candy Crush/Dig Dug II: Trouble in Paradise (NES)
Power Glove Banning/GamePro #5
Welcome to Your Doom/Altered Beast (GEN)
Dropping Quarters/Team Sega Newsletter #7
ORDER OF ERDRICK: Blake J. Harris Interview
8-Bit Trash Fire/Adventures of Dino Riki (NES)
SIDEQUEST: Dragon Warrior (NES) Ep 5
100 Hours Off Punishment/GamePro #4
SIDEQUEST: Dragon Warrior (NES) Ep 4
Just Check the Strategy Guide/Strider (NES)
SIDEQUEST: Dragon Warrior (NES) Ep 3
A One-Mullet Minimum/Nintendo Power #9
SIDEQUEST: Dragon Warrior (NES) Ep 2
Aimless Podcasting/Wonder Boy III: The Dragon’s Trap (SMS)
SIDEQUEST: Dragon Warrior (NES) Ep 1
Swishy Pants/GamePro #3
De-Weaponized Beagle Boys/DuckTales (NES)
No Boulders in the Mansion/Nintendo Power #8
Clear the Mechanism/Castlevania (NES)
The Scholastic Book Club/GamePro #2
Get to the Chopper/Jackal (NES)
Hacking Into the Mainframe/Nintendo Power #7
Not a CoronaPod/Monster Party Japanese Prototype (NES)
Ninja Options/Nintendo Power #6
Castle Building On a Budget/Mega Man 2 (NES)
Nothing to Proview/GamePro #1
The Eternal Stalactite-Stalagmite Quandary/Rastan (SMS)
Tega Seam Useletter/Sega Team Newsletter #6
Merlons & Crenels/Super Mario Bros. 2 (NES)
Running a Legitimate Business/Nintendo Power #5
You and Your Friends Are Dead/Friday the 13th (NES)
So Sorry, SEGA/Nintendo Power #4
Bill Belichick Deprives Children of Happiness/Rampage (SMS)
Rambo Guys/Team Sega Newsletter #5
Just Trying to Lose Listeners/Blades of Steel (NES)
Yeah It’s Fun But…/Nintendo Power #3
Cryopreserving Hitler/Bionic Commando (NES)
Doll Day Afternoon/Nintendo Power #2
F*ck Treasure Chests/Phantasy Star (SMS)
No Vitality/Team Sega Newsletter #4
I’m a F*cking Soldier!/Gun.Smoke (NES)
Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right/Nintendo Power #1
You Call It Research/Zillion (SMS)
What the F*ck is It Called?/Sega Challenge #1, 2 & 3
Remix/Metal Gear (NES)
If You Can’t Take the Heat/Nintendo Fun Club News #6 & 7
Door Pricks/Wizards & Warriors (NES)
Put `Em In a Bodybag!!!/Nintendo Fun Club News #4 & 5
Tough Sleddin’/Ghosts ‘n Goblins (NES)
Bowser’s Commanding Personality/Nintendo Fun Club News #1-3
The Instruction Manual