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The Incredible Negative Man! with Phoenix West cover art
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84: "Someone's Gotta Suck Out That Venom." From WOTR

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83: “The World Went And Got Itself In A Big Damn Hurry.” From WOTR

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82: "Their Floppy Burgers That Look Like Vaginas. No Thank You Arby's" Live On WOTR

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81: "Julia, Make The Words Come Out Good. Gooder! Gooder, Julia!"

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80: "You Could Convince Me That MDMA Is A New Type Of Music."

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79: "Where's All My AC/DC's?"

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78: “Sex Movies Are So Fucking Boring. Unless It’s A Porno ‘Cause At Least There’s A Completion At The End Of It.” Phoenix On WOTR

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77: “You Don't Have To Be A Dick About It.” Phoenix On WOTR

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76: "I'm A Leaky Dam. Any Dutchman Will Do." Phoenix On WOTR

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75: "2018 State Of The Studio Address."

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74: “You Really Can’t Prove It Even Though You Have Proof. So I’m Right.”

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73: "It Will Die In Its Skin Coffin."

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72: “Fuck Me with Mike Rowe” Phoenix On “Way Off Topic Radio” 3

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71: "Analog Clocks"

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70: "Hand With An Anus. Like A Dirty Hamburger Helper." Phoenix On "Way Off Topic Radio" 2

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69: "Homelessman Cigarette"

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68: "The Incredible Negative Man! Returns!"

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67: "That's Not How You Spell Sci-Fi." Phoenix On "Way Off Topic Radio" 1

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66: "#NoMoreOrange"

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65: "Entrepreneur Of A Homeless Enterprise."

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63: "Why Do We Hate Ourselves?"

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62: "The Chicago Cubs Won The World Series Last Night!"

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61: "I Don't Speak Scorpionese. I'm Not From Scorpiovania."

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60: "Your Prize Is A Face Full Of Glass."

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59: "Voting For Trump? Take A Couple Shots Of Drano Beforehand..."

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58: "Sometimes Life Sucks..." (Patrick Tracy 1)

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57: "The Clouds Form A Giant Middle Finger..."

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56: "I'm 31 And I Still Have A Fascination For Balloons."

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55: "Randy Quaid Is A Mythical Creature Now."

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54: "Your Eyes Are Ruined..."

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53: "This Ice Cream Is Too Frozen. Africa Sucks!"

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52: "Homelessmen Are Vegas On Legs."

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51: "I'm Waiting For The Kim Davis Playboy Issue."

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50: "Arnold Schwarzenegger, The McRib, Eminem and Phoenix West Are Back!"

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48: "AIDS On Legs." (Cameron Readey 1)

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47: "Spermatologist."

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64: "I Saw Top Gun. I Might Be Gay." Part 2 of 2

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46: "I Saw Top Gun. I Might Be Gay." Part 1 of 2

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45: "Do Not Equate Marijuana With Gay Marriage."

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44: "I Live A Very Lubeless Life."

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43: "The Bukake Numbers Are Pretty Good Here..."

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42: "Celebrity Death Pool"

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41: "Dear, Number One Fan..."

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40: "There's No Redemption Tale Here."

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39: "The 100th Episode From The LIW Network."

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38: "The Incredible Negative Man!"

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37: "Some Of Me Is Gay."

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36: "Off The H**k!"

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35: "Golfing Is The Least Important Part Of Golfing."

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34: "Mario's Foreskin Adventure."

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33: "He's On The H Train To The Studio."

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32: "The Lost "Lost" Episode."

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31: "No Johnny Homelessmens!"

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30: "It's Like A Condom For My Hand!"

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29: "We Are Technically Less Than Public Access."

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28: "Here's A Towel, Get Out..."

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27: "The Porno Is Called: Take That!"

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26: “More Orgies Per Mile Than Any Other Car”

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25: "Incredible Negative Men! Assemble!"

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24: "Do You Have Any White Blood Cells I Can Borrow?"

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23: "Your Accent Is Infectious. I Keep Wanting To Do It."

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22: “More People Than Ever Are Trying To Be White”

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21: "Was Snoop Dogg Over?"

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20: "Porn Is The Only Time You Can Say Ebony"

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19: "Dildos...Lube…Where Are Your Pop-Rocks?"

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18: “I’ll Kick The Bulge Every 12 Seconds Like A Dog”

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17: "I've Done So Little Dying In This Life. Almost None."

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16: "I Licked Your Foot During..."

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15: "El Guerrilla!"

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14: "This Story Should End With A Restraining Order"

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13: "No Two-Letter Word Will Stop My Love!"

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12: "I Don't Own A Kathy Bates Flesh-Bot"

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11: "I Don't Want To Touch You. You Just Look Sticky."

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10: “I Replaced My Addictions With Threesomes”

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9: "You're NOT Celibate On Flag Day?"

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8: "Feed The Breatharians"

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7: "You Should Sue"

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6: "I Want To Visit Your Subconscious Like Inception..."

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5: "You're Stunting The Growth Of The Kenyan People..."

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4: "Sounds Like You're Ready For Two Girls. And Perhaps One Cup..."

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3: "I Don't Believe He Didn't Eat The Guy..."

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2: "I Too Think Mario Would Be A Great Ruler..."

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1: "Your Mom Sent Me..."

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