All Episodes

#201 - Zoom Flexing

#200 - How Not To Do the Holiday Party

#199 - Our Favorite Shit

#198 - Why Now Ray Donovan?

#197 - (Part 2) The Time Slot After Idol: Stories from Barry Poznick

#196 - (Part 1) The Time Slot After Idol: Stories from Barry Poznick

#195 - Tiny TV and Uber Ratings

#194 - European Celebs and Oysters

# 193 - Kavanaughty By Nature

#192 - San Francisco is full of (human) poop

#191 - Broken Ball Sacks and Bad Press

#190 - R.I.P. RESPECT

#189 - Combination PIzza Hut and Taco Bell

#188 - An EMERGENCY Podcast

#187 - Breaking Down Our Recent Shoots

#186 - Kicking Rejection in the Crotch

#185 - Congrats to Big Brother on 20 Seasons

#184 - Realscreen & the Worst Pitches Ever

#183 - Stalking Aziz Ansari & the Art of Casting Tapes

#182 - The Secret to Reality Producing

#181 - The Comedienne You Need to Know

#180 - The Mob and the Reality TV Producer

#179 - Cell Mates, Cell Phones & Budget Fights

#178 - Buyer vs. Seller

#177: YouTube, Loneliness & Viewer Mail

#176 - College Songs, Porn Mags & God

#175 - Trump Gets Shit On By a King

#174 - Black Hole in Our Hearts

#173 - Don't Shower & Step Away From Your Tribe

#172 - Styx, Seth Rogan and a bunch of Mariachis

#171 - iCloud Sabotage & Return of the Doc

#170 - (PART 2) The happiest man in showbiz on writing UnReal, 3rd Rock & the '86 Mets

#169 - The happiest man in showbiz on writing UnReal, 3rd Rock & the '86 Mets

#168 - Oprah Should Not be President & Russian Spies

#167 - Santa's Bold 2018 Predictions

#166 - From Small Town to Prime Time

#165 - Forging an Identity

#164 - Preachers, Predators & the Pursuit of Truth Tellers

#163 - Gratitude

#162 - The Woke Police

#161 - Louis C.K.'s Penis & "Network Needs"

#160 - Circling the Drain of Creativity

#159 - Harvey Weinstein Made Jay His Bitch

#158 - Viewer Mail

#157 - 10-Minute TV

#156 - Comparing Penises

#155 - Welcome to Corporate (the Dean Ollins Story)

#154 - Words Matter... Even in Strip Clubs

#153 - Yuman Nature

#152 - The Streak is Dead

#151 - Moron or Oxymoron?

#150 - Eating Turkey Bacon In My Boxer Briefs (not a country song)

#149 - Talking Catfish. (The TV show, not the creature).

#148 - Rotting Corpses and Network Decay

#147 - From Pie Pornographer to Editor Whisperer

#146 - Live From the Edit Bay

#145 - The Power of Bullshit.

#144 - Losing an assistant and fixing Trump

#143 - LIVE from a set: bad Chinese food and a real-life manhunt

#142 - The Netflix lobby, Trump's head, and emotional math

#141- The Jay & Tony Clip Show - Guest Mashup

#140 - Increasing production value in a low budget world

#139 - Worst parent of the year

#138 - Scott and Myke hijack the podcast and try to sound interesting

#137 - Network Mandates ruin life

#136 - Race relations and a Victoria's Secret model's public sex show -- Dr Chorizo tells all!

#135 - NUDE: The Movie

#134 - Making sizzles that sell

#133 - Grabbing dicks with Lena Dunham

#132 - Show memorabilia and office clutter

#131 - Taking calls while drunk and being loyal

#130 - (Part 2) From the writers' room of The Walking Dead and The Shield with Glen Mazzara

#129 - From the writers' room of The Walking Dead and The Shield with Glen Mazzara

#128 - Rolling with supermodels and the secrets to a good partnership

#127 - Myke's one year review - live!

#126 - The comedy condo, life on the road with Josh Wolf

#125 - If my penis could talk

#124 - (Part 2) Billy Bob Thornton, J.J. Abrams and Glenn Close -- stories from director Lawrence Trilling

#123 - Billy Bob Thornton, J.J. Abrams and Glenn Close -- stories from director Lawrence Trilling

#122 - Sleeping with Tom Hardy

#121 - Donald Trump secret sex tape

#120 - Year end thoughts and goodbyes

#119 - Rebel without a Claus

#118 - Too many thrusts

#117 - Executive musical chairs and other crotch kicks

#116 - Another Apprentice editor weighs in on Trump

#115 - Happy Thanksgiving

#114 - Scott and Myke hijack the show

#113 - A "live" podcast from a shoot

#112 - Behind the scenes from Trump's Apprentice... bombshells, anyone?

#111 - Focus groups are for f%&ckheads

#110 - Hot mics and one-legged racists

#109 - Creating shows for people with STDs

#108 - Shirt swimming and shit talking

#107 - Stalking Kevin Hart

#106 - If you can't handle how the sausage is made, get the f@#k out

#105 - The perils of show one

#104 - There's no escape from reality

#103 - The greatest acting teacher in all the land reveals how to get a part

#102 - The F@#k does an AD do? Tom Cruise is little and Don Simpson is dead

#101 - Bad tattoos and awful smells, aka shooting in Boulder, CO

100th episode. Suck it.

#99 - The craziest producer on the planet: Back by popular demand

#98 - Old school Hollywood war stories from the guy who was everybody's agent

#97 - The scripted world can't have everything

#96 - Omar the PA

#95 - Influencing the world and waiting for a hit show

#94 - Psychedelia or psychology?

#93 - A wife, a diet and a sizzle editor

#92 - The craziest producer on the planet

#91 - Blowing up the network green light meeting

#90 - The shows that never sold

#89 - Drinking with Julia Roberts and advice from murderers

#88 - The worst lies in Reality TV history

#87 - A reality show fixer shares his secrets

#86 - Network Upfronts, FOMO and dancing with Prince

#85 - (Part 2) A network president opens up on lying producers, controversy, what makes a hit and more

#84 - (Part 1) A network president opens up on lying producers, controversy, what makes a hit and more

#83 - The Jay & Tony Clip Show

#82 - Ratings, Rants & Restrooms

#81 - Documentaries, training videos and Scott's personal life

#80 - Let go of my ego!

#79 - Rebranding, Zach Brown's wine, and other complete wastes of human effort

#78 - Douche or Millennial?

#77 - The key to making it in Hollywood and nursing school

#76 - Man Spanx and the soul suck of pitching

#75 - Storytelling and butt play

#74 - What if your cast quits

#73 - Think like a millionaire

#72 - Making magic out of crap. Editing. Reality. And sex.

#71 - (Part 2) An intense and honest conversation with Mad Men's Matthew Weiner

#70 - An intense and honest conversation with Mad Men's Matthew Weiner

#69 - A network executive fights a back!

#68 - End of the year rants about recently dead celebs

#67 - The war on Xmas

#66 - Being Harvey Weinstein's bitch, hitting on Helen Mirren in Mickey Rourke's apt and some TV advice

#65 - How to be a dick to waitresses, TSA employees and cops

#64 - Barry Katz part dos - Cosby, Chapelle and making dreams come true

#63 - Turning a NO into a YES

#62 - Rants about Random things. No actual television advice included.

#61 - Celebrity sex tapes, the AVN awards and how to learn to produce really well

#60 - Casting secrets revealed!

#59 - Making out with Zooey Deschanel

#58 - Secrets of food television revealed

#57 - Laila Ali speaks out candidly on fighting, food, football and much more

#56 - Big Brother is talking! The inside dish on one of reality's biggest hit shows from the producers themselves

#55 - All Reality TV questions answered…what not to wear...what never to ask for...when to give up your dreams...and why Brits are so sexy

#54 - The writer of Legally Blonde, 10 Things I Hate About You and more dishes about divas, and what it takes to make it in Hollywood

#53 - Secrets of Hollywood and sex behind the scenes

#52 - What happens when your partners therapist calls you a dick and Kardashian rage

#51 - How not to approach the show runner of your favorite show and pissing in the network's food

#50 - What happens when Hollywood blockbusters are given notes by reality TV executives

#49 - NEVER check your phone during dinner or wear shorts: How to convert social situations into big money

#48 - When critics attack. What happens when producers and journalists get real

#47 - How to get sued and put out of business by your assistant

#46 - James Franco's dark sexual secrets and some stuff about press

#45 - Internet star iwantmylauren and Louis C.K.'s bare feet

#44 - 10 secrets to being a great executive producer

#43 - The dark fantasies of television producers...

#42 - How television is just like a terrible high school and why real men don't show their toes

#41 - How one waitress ruined the future of television and getting crabs in Vegas

#40 - How not to deal with critics and networks who believe in time travel

#39 - Stealing gift bags at Real Screen & The high end camera curse

#38 - How to deal with the art department, U2 concerts and a crying partner

#37 - Dissecting the director brain. Tales of bleeding skulls, Shark Week and really bad decisions.

#36 - Losing at the depressing Reality Awards, hating DJs and more tips on how to exist in the TV business

#35 - Bribery, police, strippers and PAs who shit themselves: Making TV in Vegas...

SPECIAL EDITION #9: Tony's mom recaps Dancing With The Stars

#34 - We got your Vine right here

SPECIAL EDITION #8: Tony's mom recaps Dancing With The Stars

#33 - Gigolo under the microscope

SPECIAL EDITION #7: Tony's mom recaps Dancing With The Stars

#32 - Dissecting the Editor Brain

SPECIAL EDITION #6: Tony's mom recaps Dancing With The Stars

#31 - Never trust the local PA, Shooting in NYC, Hotel mirrors and rants about Jet Blue

SPECIAL EDITION #5: Tony's mom recaps Dancing With The Stars

#30 - Is your life worthy of a TV show

SPECIAL EDITION #4: Tony's mom recaps Dancing With The Stars

#29 - Confessing your Hollywood sins

SPECIAL EDITION #3: Tony's mom recaps Dancing With The Stars

#28 - Can you handle the production lifestyle?

SPECIAL EDITION #2: Tony's mom recaps Dancing With The Stars

#27 - What to do when a reality star tries to kill you

SPECIAL EDITION: Tony's mom recaps Dancing With The Stars

#26 - How to forge an identity and stories about Kanye, Eminem and Nicole Richie

#25 - Be Positive Or Die Trying

#24 - Who you have to be to make it in showbiz

#23 - How a show dies

#22 - Naked sorority sisters on a plane: great ideas, and weird sex.

#21 - Dissecting the Executive Brain

#20 - Sucking up to the Brits and other networking gems

#19 - Frame F**kers, tips for the field and how to return a rental car

#18 - Sizzles, Celebs and Mike Polk Jr.

#17 - Bullshitters and Homeless Sex

#16 - Drinking at Drew Barrymore's house

#15 - Holiday party debacles and a call from Santa

#14 - Angry Canadians & Late Night Pee Problems

#13 - Angry Jason Bateman, Airport Cavity Searches & Willie Degel

#12 - How Millennials f@$% up job interviews

#11 - Contestants Shouldn't Be Murderers

#10 - Tinder, Grindr, Wheelr & Muppets

#9 - An employee explains that Jay "walks by people like they are furniture"

#8 - How to pitch networks and how to talk s#%t about Jay and Tony

#7 - How to interview and drop a deuce on set

#6 - How Not To Get Shanked In Prison

#5 - Death, Drugs and TV shows

#4 - Don't f@#k the cast…EVER

#3 - I totally f$%*#ed that up. Mistakes we made so you don't have to.

#2 - Never call your network executive a C*#%

#1 - Don't Kill The Contestants