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The JB and Sandy Show — 1000 episodes

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1

Right Way to Cuss, Struggle Meals, and a Cedar Park Wave Pool - Full Show

2

Hollywood Kisses Fade and Mahjong Is Back

3

Arch Manning Apologized and Holly Rowe Closed It

4

Sparkles Cookies and the Grill Scout Blunder

5

Where Do Pretty People Go to the DMV?

6

There's Nothing to Eat and Struggle Meal Classics

7

Don's Honey-Do Retirement and Faith's First Hundred Cookie Bucks

8

Michaela Wins Two Fifty With Baby Emory on the Way

9

Zac Efron Ordered a Triple Dipper at the Hipster Chili's

10

Chihuahuas Are Part Coyote and Martha Stewart at 85

11

Teaching Kids the Right Way to Cuss

12

Cold Front Plummets to 91 and the Good Luck Boob Recap

13

Still Parking on the Cool Side and What We Learned Today

14

Texas Number One, Lucky Charms, and a 91-Degree Cold Front - Full Show

15

Canned Shirley Temples and Surviving Sixth Street

16

Airbnb Turns an Empty Home Depot Into Housing

17

Widows Bay Swept the Emmys and Farrah Got Her Tribute

18

JB's Wife Corrected His History With a Kite

19

Alex Wins Two Fifty Then Misses Minute to Win It

20

Four Thousand a Month at the Tallest Building in Texas

21

Judge Judy Retires and Austin FC Keeps Winning

22

Thermostat at 78 and the Grandfather Clock

23

Longhorns Beat Ohio State, Lucky Charms, and First Cars - Full Show

24

Never Sell Your First Car and What We Learned Today

25

Pick-Your-Segment Podcast and the Wife Who Left at Halftime

26

Craig Way on the Comeback and Burnt Orange Fans

27

DKR's In-Game Experience Blew Past the Super Bowl

28

Texas Is Number One and Ohio State Fans Were Shocked

29

JB's Lucky Charm Was His Wife's Right Boob

30

Winners Win and JB Forgot His Phone

31

Marlon Stayed and the Escalator High-Five

32

Fair-Weather Fans Almost Bailed at DKR

33

Proud Fans and a Squirtle Problem

34

Longhorns Squeak Past Ohio State

35

Peanut Butter Art and Beef Stick Crime

36

A Million Dollars Barefoot on the LBJ Lawn

37

Austin BBQ Hits London and Mari Wins Two Hundred

38

Practical Magic, Game Day Shirts, and September 11 - Full Show

39

Things We Learned

40

Sandy Needs a New Longhorn Shirt

41

Steven Presley on Practical Magic 2

42

Forgotten Lunches and September 11

43

Courtney Plays Minute To Win It

44

TSA PreCheck Without a Boarding Pass

45

Not An Adult Adult

46

Rain at DKR and Cam Parker on Ohio State

47

Sandy Will Not Wrestle a Chimp

48

Nobody We Know Works at Tesla

49

Keanu Versus the Sharks

50

Studio Memories From September 11

51

Somebody Call Us From Tesla

52

Does Anyone Actually Work at Tesla?

53

McConaughey and the Number Nine

54

Bring Back Aqua Fest

55

Ryan the Civil Engineer Almost Wins

56

Who Moves the Cybercab?

57

Thirty Billion on the NFL

58

Cybercabs Have No Steering Wheel

59

Nobody Says I'm Fantastic

60

Thomas Rhett, Bagger Racing, and Things We Learned — Full Show

61

Things We Learned Before

62

Austin Has Too Much To Do

63

Larry Almost Had the Months

64

Sandy Stole JB's Car Wash Routine

65

Craig Way Moved to the End Zone

66

Meta Glasses and the Creepy LED

67

Steroids Will Not Wake Up JB

68

Zucchini Noodles Taste Like Settling

69

Bama Brown Made Dripping Springs Stop Being Weird

70

Would JB Survive an Android for Sixty Seconds

71

Thomas Rhett Survives Fatherhood at Mach Ten

72

Steroids, Car Washes, and Big Bertha - Full Show

73

Glad You Found Us on KVET

74

Sandy Stole JB's Car Wash Routine

75

Steroids Will Not Amp Up JB

76

Linda Almost Won Two Fifty

77

Hollywood Smothers Is a Perfect Name

78

Tricia Will Not Ride the Robotaxi

79

Y'all Might Could Be Scottish

80

Craig Way Banged Big Bertha

81

Seven Dollars at Big Top Candy

82

Ban the Jet Skis?

83

Care Don't Care: ADHD and Everest

84

Taylor Sheridan Owns Texas

85

Why Am I Friends With This Guy?

86

Naked DoorDash Season — Full Show

87

Austin Weekend Picks

88

Arch Manning's Better Start

89

Cam Parker on Texas-Texas State

90

Coach Taylor Locker Room Speech

91

Chris vs. GLP-1

92

Steven Presley and the Totally 90s House

93

NIL, Fog, Two-Step, and Minute to Win It

94

Dolly, Burt, and Lori Loughlin

95

Care Don't Care: Naked DoorDash

96

Days of Thunder 2

97

I Love Me Some Journeymen

98

Naked DoorDash Season

99

Shopping at the Dump

100

Naked DoorDash

101

Black Eye and a New Girlfriend

102

I Love Me Some Journeymen

103

Five Engagements

104

Paying for a Slurpee With Gold Coins

105

Tricia Takes On the Telemarketers

106

The Perpetual Disappointments Diary

107

Tricia Is a True Bigfoot Believer

108

Can Resentment Be Productive?

109

Would You Hide a Whole Dessert Closet From Your Kids?

110

Would You Ride the Giant Ferris Wheel at Scheels?

111

What's Been in Your Car for More Than a Week?

112

Did Austin Just Arm a Self-Driving Army Truck?

113

Where Are Singles Meeting in 2026?

114

Where Does Texas Rank Among the Hardest-Working States?

115

Is Dixie a Real Person?

116

Would You Depart From Dolly Parton Airport?

117

Why Was a Stranger Singing Through Tears in Austin Traffic? Plus the Tim McGraw Challenge That Came Down to the Wire

118

"Go Pee Pee!" ~JB

119

All Things Dolly!

120

A Mystery Jeep and An Unexpected Glimpse Into the Future

121

Cleetus Knows What He Saw!

122

Sandy Said "Prove It!" So Tricia Did!

123

Girl Math = Tricia Keeps The Money!

124

Coach Mack Brown Part 1

125

Mack Brown Part 2

126

Sandy Better Be Careful and Our Conversation with MR. Coach Mack Brown

127

You're SO Polyester!

128

Military Fly-Overs and Sandy's Giant Head

129

Mr. No Shoulders and Marriage Reviews

130

Donkey Basketball, Sissy Spacek, and A Cloud of Bourbon

131

Belgian Texas Rangers, CostCo Outfits, and Floating Hot Tubs

132

JB & Sandy Take A Deep Dive Into Livestrong with President and CEO Suzanne Stone

133

Whose Team Do You Want To Be On? JB's or Sandy's?

134

Parental Anxiety, Cone of Shame, and Vibe Coding

135

JB Has Been Touched By God

136

Cynthia Is Better Than All Of Us

137

The Reason Zombie Shows Get Ruined

138

"I Got Kicked A Little Bit But I Still Had Fun!"

139

What Do You Mean There's Nothing To Eat??

140

Don't Knock It Until You Try It

141

If You See Me Dancing, Call A Cab

142

JB "Husband-Tops" Sandy

143

The BEST Safe Word Ever and JB the Savior

144

It's Guy Code, Man!

145

Nothing Good Ever Comes From Doing Shots

146

Tricia's HORRIBLE Impression

147

Why Sandy Has Never Gone To a High School Reunion

148

Tricia Was Compared To A Cupcake Sprinkle and a Cow All In the Same Conversation

149

Did It Finally Happen?? Do We Have A Winner??

150

Dixie "I Was Naughty 20 Minutes Ago"

151

The Time of Day To Get The Most Out of Filling Up Your Car

152

Punch The Monkey's Huge Comeback

153

What's In Tricia's Box??

154

SO CLOSE! She Ran Out Of Time

155

We Had To Call An On-Air Family Meeting To Discuss...

156

I Just Feel Like Lettuce Is A Waste of My Time

157

Everybody, Please Let Us Introduce You To Dixie!

158

Covered In My Own Blood Holding A Rabbit I Fought From A Hawk

159

"Ron, Hope She Was Worth It!" - Garth Brooks

160

Let's Talk About Asparagus Rubber Bands!

161

It Sounded Like I Was About 20 Marlboro Packs In!

162

I Want To Kiss Coach Taylor Right On His Mouth!

163

Naked Season Is Alive and Well In Colorado!

164

We're Fighting The Ear, Nose, and Eyebrow Hair!

165

The TV Show That Shot To the Top of Tricia's "Must Watch" List

166

If You're Not Telling People It's Short for Triceratops

167

JB's Beef Sticks

168

Landry's Shocking Decision "The Steak Dinner Showdown"

169

Sticking It to "The Man"

170

The TNA Date That Tricia Wants To Crash

171

"World Cup: The Thing You Can't Unsee"

172

Amazing Weight Loss Record

173

That's a Good Way To Lose a Nipple

174

Red Headed Horse Owners Are Crazy

175

Is JB Losing His Mind?

176

Is Austin Hiding an INCREDIBLY Dark Secret?

177

“I Woke Up and Thought I Was in Third Grade and Missed The Bus.”

178

Duct-Taped by a Vigilante

179

Waylon Brisket's Smash Hit "The Last Hooters in Austin"

180

Sandy Is So Proud of The Fuzz

181

"Giraffe Escapes, Million-Dollar Dreams & the Weirdest Life Advice Ever”

182

"Is This Texas Marriage Law Legit?”

183

“Lost Giraffes & Burger Obsessions "

184

JB and Sandy's Book of Amazing Records Volume 2

185

: “Would You Survive a Swarm of 2 Million Bees? 🐝😱 Wild Stories, Big Laughs & The Future Dropping From the Sky!”

186

“What If We’ve Been Wrong About Everything? 🤯 Movie Night Surprises, Hometown Chaos & Unexpected Truths!”

187

“Foreigners React to America, Bucky’s Obsession & Texas Flood Chaos JB and Sandy Show Highlights”

188

The Mustache Disaster That Won’t Die

189

“Are We Finally Having Fun Again?”

190

Tricia Begged Sandy To Help Her Stop

191

“Are We Being Completely Fooled? Fake Cheating Videos, Chicken Debates & AI Changing Lives”

192

"The More Bruises You Have, The Better The Trip"

193

Sandy's Fantasy Father's Day Gets Really WEIRD

194

“Why Are Tourists Obsessed With America? Flood Warnings, Bucky’s Love & Greasy Hair Confessions”

195

"I Can't Believe It Didn't Work!" And The All Important Frog Rain Gauge Convo

196

She Ate WHAT For Good Luck??

197

Coach Brown Put Us All Out Of Our Misery! And SIR Idris Elba!

198

Your Kids Don't Listen - They Probably Got That From Their Dad!

199

Too Much Cheese! And Naked With A Fish!

200

That Shot Went Over Like A Turd In A Punch Bowl!

201

Centipede Flip Flops and APD In Hot Pursuit!

202

"Dinner's Ready! You Better Get Your Butt In the Seat!

203

"NOT Friendly!" and America's Obsession with Cheese

204

A 60 Year Old Bridesmaid! And The New Hooters!

205

"I Love How The Sunshine Is Lighting Up Your Face" (gag)

206

Is JB Going Soft??

207

15,000 Pounds of Guacamole and You Still Gotta Wear Deodorant!

208

"I'm 60% Tired And Also 40% Tired"

209

Coach Builds Character… But Gummies Build Legends

210

Tricia Wants ALL the Cake!

211

"The World's Strongest Man" Mark Henry

212

Repeat After Me: We May See It But We Don't Need It!

213

REAL Men, Pizza Huts, and Eyebrows!

214

Sandy v. Rip - Who Would Win? Tricia's Salad Disaster!

215

What's YOUR Nacho Strategy?

216

He Picked A Fight With WHO??

217

Austin Was A Little Crazy This Weekend! And an End Of Year Rant That Is ALL Of Us!

218

JB and Sandy No Restrictions

219

Bangs or No Bangs?? The Moment We've All Been Waiting For!

220

The Trampoline of Adulthood! "Guys! Give Me A Second to Get Back Up!"

221

You Forgot How To Do THAT? And Tricia Throws Down with a Meemaw

222

The Mitochondria Is The Powerhouse of the Cell!

223

30 Years of Chaos End Tonight! And Sandy's Room Doesn't Stink Anymore!

224

Is That A Rock Or A Baby? And "No Worries" Means ALL the Worries!

225

Sandy's Spaghetti Roadblock and Elvis Make Me Feel Funny!

226

Eating Deodorant and Babies Love the Dave Matthew Band!

227

Cedar Park Spirit and HOW Much Did She Win on The Price Is Right???

228

Lightning in the Wires and No Peaches This Year!

229

Land Yachts and Battery Licking

230

Held Together By Syrup and Cigarette Smoke

231

Golden Cheeked Warblers and Tricia's Maintenance Month

232

A High Speed Garbage Truck Chase and World War 12!

233

The $27 Million Flapjack Fortress

234

Sandy's GIANT Hands and Tricia's Alligator Wearing High Heels Pillow

235

McConaughey's Voice and Inappropriate Crushes

236

If Sandy Says This To Tricia One More Time....

237

Would Austin Ever Be The Same IF...?? And Texts From Doogie The Dog!

238

He Saw It Before It Happened, Folks!"

239

Did Sandy Really Hit THAT at 80 MPH?!

240

Are You Smarter Than A Toaster Oven? Dump Drama!

241

Don't Touch the Babies and Hide Your Kids!

242

Chewing Rage and Honor Flights

243

Marathons and Salad Man!

244

Tricia Is The Safest Chick on the Planet!

245

Melting Underwear and The Name He Cannot Say

246

Do You Get Naked BEFORE You Go Into the Store or After?

247

Sandy's a Poet Rapido and Was That An Elk??

248

Raccoon Night and Make My Shirley Temple A Double!

249

🎙️ JBS Deep Dive "Baseball’s Code, With Mike “Hardball” Hardge" ⚾

250

The First Elephants and 100 Year Old Yellow Donuts

251

Raccoons, Railroad Chaos, and Too Much Dude!

252

Fruit Cocktail and Sky Weiners!

253

Treat Yourself Like I-35 and WHO Is Getting Out of Jail??

254

Will That Thing Really Grow Hair? Raccoon and Owlet Updates!

255

Can Sandy Do It?? And What's With All The Cheese?

256

The Legend of the Albino Squirrel and a Deadbeat Owl Dad

257

Cold Butter, Romance, and Baby Owlets!

258

Good Juju, Ghetto Honey, and Pickpocketing

259

Raccoon Lady Rising and Fancy Fredericksburg Trouble

260

Shark Triathalon and Octopus Revelations!

261

Can You Really Trust Someone With a Head of Lettuce?

262

Public Armpits and Raccoon Whispers

263

From Potholes to Prom Night!

264

What Happens When Nostalgia, BBQ, and Raccoons Collide?

265

Raccoon Fantasies, Runaway Dogs, and Stolen Cows?!

266

Artemis Gets One Shot and Big Foot Bombshells!

267

Good Juju, Country Legends & Chaos This Morning

268

Air Conditioning, Baby Owls & A Wild Austin Ode

269

From Beavers to Big Rivalries!

270

Never Closes, Never Forget & A Savage Ode to Baseball

271

Would You Trust Your Left Hand?

272

Deep Dive with JB and Sandy, "The Murder of Moriah “Mo” Wilson"

273

What Happens When Costco Trips, Cedar Fever Rants, and Childhood Toys Collide?

274

From Lawn Darts to Hero Dogs: The Wild Stuff We Lived Through—and Loved

275

When Carp Fall From the Sky and Love Speaks in Middle Fingers

276

When Coach Brown Calls & Can You Carry Someone Out of a Fire?

277

You’re Probably Breaking This Texas Red-Light Rule

278

Five Emotional Minutes & a Watermelon Sucker

279

Sandy Nervously Asks JB a Question

280

Tricia's Whisker War

281

You Are Not a Culinary Explorer, You're Slinging Ranch Dressing

282

Women Have To Live On High Alert

283

File Cabinet Brisket

284

Chasing a Giant Wheel Of Cheese

285

“How Many Perfect Nights of Sleep Do You Actually Get In a Year?”

286

The Kitchen Time Zone

287

Is The Thank You Wave Disappearing?

288

The Gummy That Broke JB

289

“Is College Even Worth It Anymore? 🎓 Britney Trouble, Billionaire Martha & The Hardest Schools in America”

290

Surveillance Pricing is Bu77$#-+

291

Austin Cold Cases

292

Husbands, Submission Is The Answer

293

Chic fil a Fans Are Victorious

294

We Were Looking For a Hook Up

295

Smoke, Swag and Sandlers

296

A Texas Tradition is Breaking The Rules

297

Botox Camels and Turkey Teeth

298

Are Your Apps Watching You? Yes!

299

Wired, Tired and Hungry

300

The Closest Sandy Has Ever Come To Getting Scammed Online

301

Then Comes The Chaos

302

The Little Things We Are All Weird About

303

The One Name That Sends Tricia In To aFury

304

We are Mad Because It Feels Like They Left Us

305

Austin Made a List It Shoud Not Be On

306

Austin Raccoons Have Cool New Homes

307

Sandy JUST Won't Let It Go

308

Saving Boys From Being Boys

309

JB and Sandy on The Mass Shooting on 6th Street in Austin

310

And Then—Classic Austin—Things Get Loud

311

The Fall of The Pantless Kingdom

312

That One Person in Every Meeting

313

Grandma Goes To Vegas

314

Sandy Gets Called Out For Not Returning Something to JB

315

Sandy Has To Apologize To AI

316

A Five Year Old Freak

317

The Coin Has Spoken

318

I Would Not Be Seen Holding That

319

“Sin, Soul Food & Secret Patios"

320

I Wouldn't Be Best Friends With Someone That Stole A Mee Maw

321

Born On Third Base and Thinks He Hit a Triple

322

Sandy and Tricia's Unusual Love Language

323

"It's The Only Thing I Wouldn't Die Trying To Do"

324

Trap It,Cover It and Wait For Help

325

Sandy has "Judge" Energy

326

It's Like JB Knows Nothing About Sandy

327

Poor Punch The Monkey

328

Advice From a Divorce Attorney

329

Tricia Can Do So Much Better

330

The Funny Words Challenge

331

“Will Austin’s Next Nonstop Flight Take You Somewhere Unexpected? ✈️ Travel Tales, Corn Surprises & Olympic Rivalries!”

332

Dirty Dancing Sequel Details

333

JB's Voodoo Dolls

334

Tricia is Winning The Chin Hair Battle

335

Yep! Sandy Said It Right In Front of His Wife

336

Young People Doing Grown People Stuff Way Too Early

337

Hot Guys in Suits ONLY!

338

How The Fuzz Ruined Our Favorite Board Game

339

Paris Jackson Loving Some Austin

340

"Austin's Dirty Secret" Uncle JB's Austin History Lesson

341

Porn Star Farrah Abraham Could Win an Austin City Council Seat

342

Is Tricia The Only One That Remember This Jingle?

343

Tricia's Description of Curling is Classic #SlideyRock

344

The Time Robert Duvall Called The Show

345

Green Poop Explained

346

The Time JB and Sandy Were Asked To Leave

347

The Only Thing More Lame Than Pickleballers Fist Fighting

348

Who Would Give You a Good Fight?

349

We Are Raising a Snitch Culture

350

Don't Worry, Sandy Keeps Is Safe While Playing Call of Duty

351

The Biggest Nerd Movie Ever Is Coming Out

352

Yes, An Austin Sandwich Shop Did Have Them

353

Word Got Out In The Raccoon Community

354

I Want a Flag That Says "She's My Daughter"

355

"Maybe The Worst Name For a Product Ever"

356

"Go Buy Something Stupid!"

357

Tricia The Birthday Banana

358

It's The Darkness

359

We Are Going To Shoot It The F Out!

360

The New Girls Night Out

361

"Tricia Woke Up Outside"

362

Our Secrets To Longevity

363

Austin is Full of Women Avoiding Life

364

What Feels Better Than Nookie?

365

Tricia Wins The Championship

366

Lessons From Navy SEAL, Carl Knippa

367

The Weinergate Scandal at The Olympics"

368

Defining a Dirty Legger

369

The "Pick Me" Energy of Tubi

370

"Why Would Sandy Tell His Wife That?"

371

"Are YOU a Finger Princess?"

372

The Epitome of Lazy

373

Austin is Starting To Look a Bit Third World

374

Women's Health Is Way More Complex Than Men's

375

"Baby Girl Energy"

376

"Another Austin History Lesson From JB"

377

"We Are All Pigs"

378

Take Your Clothes Off Before You Come in Here

379

JB says Sandy and Bugs Bunny Are Much Alike

380

How Far Sandy Will Go In The Dork Forrest?

381

Tricia's Take on Loyalty in Marriage

382

Amazing How Addicted We Are To Our Phones

383

Daylife is The New Nightlife

384

The Thing Texas Does Better Than Anyone In The World

385

The Time Sandy Called Out Marc Katz

386

Sandy Is 10 Years Sober

387

Tricia Puts On Her Starter Tin Foil Hat

388

"I Aggressivly Hit The NO Button"

389

"The Time JB and Sandy Feared For Their Lives"

390

JB's Advice on Choosing a Church

391

They Officially Ruined Valentines Day Conversation Hearts

392

"Holy Crap! That Was 20 Years Ago?"

393

If Tricia Does This, She Will Do It Alone

394

JB's Dumbest Instagram Purchase Ever

395

"A Little Girl's Hysterical Question About Her Body"

396

"Sandy Admits What a Weiner He Really Is"

397

Avery Tomasco from CBS Austin

398

JB Gets a Heartfelt Message From a Long Time Listener

399

JB's Dog, Clyde Has a Big Win

400

Sandy Was The Most Popular Guy in The Neighborhood

401

Fear The Quiet Ones

402

The Fuzz Sits in on A Snow Day

403

More Alamo Theater Outrage

404

"Austin vs The World"

405

"Austin's Most Spoiled Husband"

406

🍆 Is Billy Bob Thornton The New John Hamm?

407

Sandy's Biggest Food Fear Comes True

408

Workplace Trends and Fast Food Comebacks

409

Unpacking Grudges

410

White Women Over 50 Are Mad as Hell

411

Venom Tongued Tricia

412

The Superpower It Takes To Survive in Our Homes.

413

It's ALWAYS The Little Things

414

Sandy Missed a Chance to Meet a Legend

415

Sandy's Incredible Urge

416

"It's Like Shazam For Birds"

417

"Who Is The Real Loser?"

418

Sandy Could Survive a Plane Crash

419

“Dang, That Man Can Wear Some Jeans"

420

"There Is Something Wrong With That Lady!"

421

The One Celeb Nikki Glaser Won't Make a Joke About at the Golden Globes

422

The Age Little Kids Turn Mean

423

"Why Hot Yoga is so HOT" Jeff Chen Breaks It All Down

424

Tricia Goes Off The Rails

425

“I Look Like An Insensitive Slob. I Am an Insensitive Slob!” 😅

426

Nobody Believes Sandy's First Memory, Except Sandy

427

“Who Buys Just One Donut?"

428

Electricity in Tricia's Butt

429

JB and Erin's Potty Pact

430

Rapid Fire Q&A With JB on The Hot Seat

431

Those New Toll Roads Will Cost You a Fortune To Use Them

432

A Room Full of Potato Chips

433

This Chick Will Never Get a Second Date

434

Sandy Said "Make It a Double"

435

Bum Women... JB Can't Believe Sandy Asked Him This

436

So Long Sprinkles, You Might Be Missed

437

JB Warns Erin, "Prepare To Be Humiliated"

438

Tricia ALMOST Took The Leap

439

JB and Tricia Call Out an Austin Historian

440

The Fruitcake Song, Lotto Dreams & Holiday Traditions” 🎁✨

441

A Good Place To Get Rid of a Body

442

Sandy's Court Fees

443

"Sorry I called you an A Hole"

444

Flawless Hair and Makeup Everyday

445

JB and Erin New Commitment

446

Farewell to an Austin Icon

447

Don’t Let It Get Stuck in Your Head

448

In and Out Is Being Very Aggressive

449

Snakes, Snacks, and Surprises

450

“Will Austin’s Trail of Lights Shine Forever? 🎄✨ The Untold Story of Saving a Tradition”

451

A New Entry In Sandy's Diary of Disappointments

452

A Central Texas Town Makes The Most Christmassy Town List

453

“White Elephant Chaos, Robo-Taxi Fails & Road Rage: Are We Living in a Bubble?”

454

Sandy's Tin Foil Hat Comes Out

455

Austin's New Jail Program

456

💔 "Sandy’s Hilarious Ultimatum"

457

She Is All Mine, You Can't Have Her

458

Pancakes, Playoffs & Social Media Secrets

459

"The Wierdest Motivational Advice You Have Ever Heard"

460

“Are We Having as Much Fun as We Used To?"

461

Sandy's Mom's Legendary Warning

462

One Of Austin's Funky Christmas traditions

463

Sandy Is a Grudge Guy

464

It Is So Easy: How To Take a Perfect Selfie

465

An Ancient Crime is Sweeping Austin

466

Tricia Hates Her and Sandy Thinks She Is Hot

467

“I Love You, Thank You, I Forgive You, Please Forgive Me”

468

It's Incredibly Embarassing and Sandy Never Knew When It Was Going To Happen

469

“If Uber Had An Option For a Guy With a Mullet in an ’87 Chevy Silverado..."

470

"They Will Never Take Me Alive"

471

The Back Story of the "I Love You Soooo Much" Mural

472

Own an Alexa? Here is What You Agreed To When You Signed Up

473

"Are Raccoons Becoming Our Next Best Friends?"

474

"Buttholes That Abuse The System at The Airport"

475

"The Art of Getting Away With It”

476

“Would You Kiss a Stranger at the ATM?"

477

The Disgusting Area At Whole Foods

478

Sandy Can't Bring Himself To Say a Guy is Hot

479

If Sandy Changed His Name, What Would It Be?

480

The Movie That Made Tricia Ugly Cry

481

If It's Cold and You Still Stink

482

She Would Have To Fall Down Naked On My Lap

483

Liberty Hill Will Soon Have a Global Flex

484

Tricia's Weird Instagram Obsession

485

"Hold On To Your Hat, JB Has Jello News"

486

Buy These Shirts Before Thanksgiving

487

"Sandy Didn't Want To Take Tricia Down His Dark Path"

488

Will Farrell In Austin and As Little Debbie

489

Bareback In a Bathing Suit

490

Tricia Wants a Flamethrower

491

"Jon Bon Jovi Loved Him Some Tricia" 😳

492

"You Got Yourself a Stripper Right There"

493

"Yep, JB Did Just Say That About Greta Thunberg"

494

"Sandy's Billy Idol Story is Classic"

495

Keep Your Friends Close and Your Enemies Closer

496

JB Does Something for His Wife That Sandy Would Never Do

497

Two Things That Piss Every Mom Off

498

Inside Sandy's Head "OMG, Tricia, Please Stop Talking"

499

“Is Your Morning Ritual Holding You Back?"

500

“Would You Sniff a Penguin’s Butt?"

501

New Netflix Show Will Be Set in The Hill Country

502

Austin Yard Art Needs To Make a Comeback

503

The Fuzz Is Weird About Her Bed 😆

504

Pet Cloning: Would You Bring Your Dog Back?

505

"Snow Way Jose"

506

Hip Hip Hurray For Hippie Hallow

507

The Smell of Death in Bastrop

508

It's Still Naked Season

509

JB and Sandy Parenting Fails

510

🚨Scam Alert For Amazon Customers

511

Your Home is More Secure Than The Louvre

512

"What Sandy's Warning Label Would Be"

513

The Secret Austin Airport Gate

514

"When was 'Peak' Austin?"

515

The Staggering Amount of Money Paid To Tattletales!

516

JB and Sandy Never Get The "Fun" Version of their Wives

517

Sandy's Struggle With Shapes Is REAL

518

🎙️“Stolen Whipped Cream, Sassy Teens & Thanksgiving Drama"

519

“From Hawaiian Shirts to Prime Numbers: Sandy’s Wild Weekend & JB’s Game Day Dilemma”

520

Creepy Stuff Washing Up at The Coast?

521

🍺🍷Sandy's Sobriety & Temptation

522

“Flava Flav, Olympic Hype & Booger Candy: The Wild Ride You Didn’t See Coming”

523

Cocaine in the Candy Bag? The 95-Year-Old Swiftie Starting a Fan Club & Why Hobos Beat Bums Every Time

524

Airport Snacks or Road Trip Sins? The Photo That Proves Sandy Grabbed WHAT at the Rose Bowl?

525

A Stranger and a VERY Questionable Pose- Sandy's Photo Reveal"

526

“Is Austin’s Soul Worth Saving?"

527

"I Shipped a Pontiac to a Rockabilly German I've Never Met"

528

The "Ugly" Charlie's Angel 😆😆

529

“Midnight Pleasures & Sock Obsessions: Why the Smallest Joys Matter More Than Ever”

530

“All I Need to Know About You: Hilarious Snap Judgments & the Secrets Guys Never Share”

531

“What’s Your Dog Really Thinking? Psychic Pets, Tattoo Regrets, and Record-Breaking Pigs"

532

"What Do Europeans Really Want in Austin?”

533

"JB and Sandy Are in Rare Form” 🚨🌮

534

Otters on the Rampage

535

🎙️ “Makeup Mojo, Athleisure Life, and the Power of ‘Iontknow’: Why Your Habits (and Your Pants) Say More Than You Think!”

536

“Mold-Free Coffee, Happy Days Reunion, and What Your Shoes Say About You! 👟

537

The Secret Code of Magicians

538

"Sandy Almost Got In a Fist Fight"

539

"All It Takes Is a Picture Of a Turtle With One Up It's Nose" - JB

540

Tricia Has a New Starbucks Name and Is Kind of Funny 😕

541

“Cable Chaos & Hollywood Secrets: Is TV Losing Its Soul? Jim Carrey’s Jetsons Leap, F1 Celebs, and More!

542

“Hot Yoga, F1 Madness, and Austin’s Fight to Save Its Schools"

543

“Gorilla Drama, Pumpkin Coffee, and the Pope’s Baseball Burn"

544

“Would You Redo College? Regrets, Biopics, and Celebrity Scandals—JB and Sandy Get Real!”

545

“Chicken Wings, Magicians, and Yacht Rock: JB and Sandy’s Wild Ride Through Austin’s Strangest Stories!”

546

“Are You Still Afraid of the Dark? Childhood Fears, Irish Luck, and Giant Rats”

547

“Helicopters, Grapplers & Pig Races: Austin’s Wild Side Revealed”

548

“Ray Ray on the Roof, Candy Confessions & the Last Letter Added To The Alphabet”

549

🎙️“Tricia's Alter Ego, Pat & Protein Doritos: When Life Gets Weird in Austin”

550

“Scream Hollow, Giant Babies & Breakfast on the Griddle: A Wild Ride Through Fear and Fascination”

551

“Buc-ee’s Brides, Haunted Houses & iPhone Confessions: A Texas-Sized Ride”

552

“Birds, Baldness & Baja Blast: The Wild Truths You Didn’t Know You Needed”

553

“Naked Escapes, Pigeon Pot Drops, and the Mole Rat That Might Save Your Life”

554

“iPhone or Android, Who Tips Better?"

555

“Festival Flu, TikTok Fame, and Fighting Back Against Rudeness”

556

“Porch Pirates, Naked Mole Rats, and the Truth About Opposites in Love”

557

“Gen X Phone Fears, Cold Plunge Courage, and the Modern-Day Nostradamus”

558

“iPhone Hacks, Bad Boys, and the Dads Who Knew Better”

559

“Naked Tanning Beds, Play-Doh Picasso, and the Truth About Opposites Attracting”

560

"The Puppy Rescue That Got Weird”

561

"That Year In Korea Was The Best Year Of My Life"

562

The Story About The Time The Fuzz Met Taylor Swift Will Melt Your Heart

563

“Tricia’s Got a Quadrilemma—And You Might Too After Hearing This!”

564

$25 Turkey Legs, Austin’s Coolest Neighborhood & A Pee Test That Might Save Your Life

565

Gold Diggers, Aspen Secrets & Halloween on 6th Street: JB and Sandy Get Real About Wealth, Wild Nights & Weird Costumes

566

Sandy’s Near-Death Moment

567

Would You Run 31 Miles While Eating Taco Bell? Inside the Weirdest Race Ever & Taylor Swift’s Record-Breaking Week "

568

“The Rock’s Oscar Bid, Brain Power Peaks, and Tricia’s Messages from Beyond”

569

“RV Dreams, ACL Dust Bowl & Why Trisha Might Move Into a Trailer”

570

“Coach Sark’s Worst Monday Ever & Austin’s Book Fair for Grown-Ups”

571

🎙️ “Dumb Jobs, Big Money & AI Job Fees – Are You Still Human?"

572

Strange Hollywood Movie Rules

573

The Williamson County Sheriff's Dept Scam

574

“Hot Yoga, Hill Country Jackpots & McConaughey’s Political Tease: Austin’s Wild Ride”

575

🎙️ “No Shoes, Big Wins & Wendy’s Tendies: The Wild World of Work, Game Shows, and Goat Hunts”

576

Stay Away From JB's House on Halloween

577

How LSU and UT Tailgate Parties Are Different

578

Not My Circus Not My Monkies

579

“Cold Cases, Cold Windshields, and the Great Prize Debate”

580

“Trailside Wisdom, Texas Football, and the Great Makeup Debate”

581

🎙️ “Asteroids, Brady Bunch Mysteries & McMigraines: A Wild Ride Through Nostalgia and Laughs”

582

🎙️ “Are You One of the 96%? Tricia’s Driving Confession & DiCaprio’s Secret Identity”

583

JB and Sandy Share Who The Worst Interview Ever Was?

584

“Did JB and Sandy Curse McConaughey’s Jacket? Plus Anesthesia Confessions & Festival Fever”

585

🎙️ Stranger Things, Supergroups & Road Rage: Are You One of the 96%?”

586

“DoorDash Drama, Ancient Dating Tips & 35,000 Decisions"

587

“Film, Tequila & Tito’s: Georgetown Goes Hollywood and Austin Goes Global”

588

“From Broken Cars to Vegan Chickens: JB & Sandy’s Wild Ride Through Memory, Miami, and Mockery”

589

“AI Pop Stars, Pink Cake Victories & Ancient Dating Advice: Are We Losing the Soul of Music?”

590

“Lip Balm Loyalty, Fan Obsessions & Phones in Your Underwear?!”

591

"Brisket at Dawn, Cold Plunges, and the $5 F-Bomb Rock: Texas Gets Weird”

592

“You Named Your Kid What?!"

593

"Monkey Mug Love”

594

“Bigfoot, Smokey Bear & the $0 Sunday Challenge”

595

“Plastic Roaches, H-E-B Superfans & Sting’s $20K-a-Day Payday”

596

“Toilet Paper Crackdown & Garlic Milk: What Is Science Even Doing?”

597

“Babies Love Benson Boone & Why You Should Never Swim in Lady Bird Lake” — Music, Football, and Austin’s Dirty Secrets

598

🎙️ “Would You Lend $3,000 Without Asking Why?” — Money, Mascots & the Creepy Side of Normal Life

599

“Is It Weird to Like the Smell of Your Own Toots?” — Laughs, Lists & Skunky Truths on The Sandy Show

600

“Rambo Reboot, Snake Shenanigans, and Bang Bang Chicken: A Wild Mix of Movies, Lawsuits, and Air Fryer Dreams”

601

“Banned in Half a Summer: Scooters, Lawn Darts, and the Wild Ride That Nearly Broke a Rib”

602

“Line Cutters, Fibonacci, and Ed Sheeran’s Grounded Wisdom – A Wild Ride Through Life’s Quirks"

603

“Redford’s Austin Roots, One-Wheel Daredevils & the Curse of Good Looks”

604

“Tech Fails, Highway Chaos & a Rapping Chef: Is This Funny or Just Sad?”

605

🎙️ “Cheaters, Childhood Phone Numbers & the Mystery of Six-Seven”

606

It's a Place You Go When You Are Sad

607

Sandy To Tricia, "What Is It and Do I Take One?"

608

Sandy Is Done With Elton John

609

Harleys, Longhorns & Charlie Sheen: When Social Media Knows Too Much

610

“Okay, Grandma”: Raccoons, Royals & Ridiculousness on The Sandy Show"

611

“Meat Dresses, Moody Center Madness & Memories of 9/11”

612

“Who Decided Austin’s New Logo? The Fight to Reclaim Our City’s Identity”

613

“Dirty Old Men, Sock Thieves & Football Gossip: You Won’t Believe What Happens Next”

614

Tricia and The Barf Bag

615

“Cracker Barrel Chaos, Shrimp Scandals & Jelly Bean Fails: What Were They Thinking?”

616

“Binge-Watching, Brain Hacks & Why Grammar Might Save Your Reputation”

617

“Short-Statured People Racing Camels"

618

“Cash, Creases & Call of Duty: What’s Really Changing?”

619

“Costco Chaos and Carrie Underwood's Leg Workout

620

“$1.1 Million for That? Austin’s Logo Fail

621

“Throat Punches, Philly’s Karen, and Tyson’s Last Trick

622

🎙️Indie Dreams & Small-Town Screens: Inside the Georgetown Film Festival with Ray Perez

623

Steven's BIG Announcement

624

🎙️Title Arrested in Costume: Chuck E. Cheese, Lotto Saints, and Parenting Real Talk

625

Lorne Michaels From SNL Listens To The Show

626

JB Gets Called Out For Being a Pain in The Ass

627

🎙️ “Owls, Underpants & the Career Lily Pad: Sandy & Tricia Unfiltered”

628

Serial Killers, MTV Flashbacks & Austin Legends: What’s Lurking in Lady Bird Lake?

629

“Salty Shirts, Hated TV Characters & Pancake Soup: Trisha’s Take on Everything”

630

"The Fuzz and Her Curious Friends"

631

“Concession Chaos, College Football Drama & Roller Coaster Revelations”

632

America Could Learn a lot About Class From The Japanese

633

Tricia is Mad... at a Newspaper! What??

634

"Our Coach Brown Calls In"

635

🎙️ “Streaming Wars, Reboot Curses & Gen X Rage: Hollywood’s Identity Crisis Exposed”

636

The Time JB Saved Sandy's Life

637

Tricia DOES NOT Care That She Is Old Enough To Be His Mother

638

"Our Ideas to Fix Austin”

639

"Is There a Crime Ring in Austin?”

640

“Lotto Dreams, Moldy Ding Dongs, and the Orgy Dome That Blew Away”

641

“Is This The Birth of The New Annoying Austinite?”

642

"I Was Hoping For One of The Kenyans"

643

🎙️ “Soulmates, SNL Shakeups & Very Bad Kids"

644

Bob Ballou on Texas Football, Vince Young, and the Fight Against ALS”

645

JB’s Revenge

646

🎙️ “Apple in My Bra & Taylor Swift’s Billion-Dollar Engagement: Chaos, Candles & Care”

647

“Tricia Takes the Plunge: Ice-Cold Regrets, Laughs & Science”

648

“Cracker Barrel Chaos & UT’s $38M Man: Nostalgia, Outrage, and Big Paydays”

649

Sandy Didn't Return Something: Tricia Says She Knew It The Whole Time

650

Please Join Our Latest Boycott

651

JB and The Giant Wheel of Cheese

652

Tricia Makes a Booty Call

653

“Don’t Be a Dummy: Brain Boosts, Hollywood Bombshells & Home Alone Nostalgia”

654

🎙️ “Jaws, Monkey Swinging & Body Slams: JB & Sandy Dive Into Danger and Dating”

655

🎙️ There Are Two Types Of Turkey Trotters

656

Sandy The Side Waffle

657

“Sandy’s Elevator Encounter with Sean Penn: The Moment That Froze Time”

658

Putin Has a Poo Poo Guy

659

🎙️“Glitter in the Engine & Raccoons in the Jacuzzi: When Life Gets Wild”

660

“Brisket Battles and College Brags"

661

🎙️ Part 1 Craig Way Tells All “Arch Manning, Hype, and the Heartbeat of Texas Football”

662

“Craig Way Part 2: Schnauzers, Horseshoes & the Longhorns’ Historic Ranking”

663

“Sandy’s Slide Shame"

664

“Tricia’s Theory: Is Sandy Getting Fit to Leave Her?”

665

“JB’s Retirement Plan: Tubes & Bratwurst”

666

JB vs The Giant Duck

667

"Sandy vs. Tricia Gets Personal”

668

“Taylor Swift, AI Doom & Rock-Paper-Scissors Strategy: The Wild Ride You Didn’t Know You Needed”

669

“From Garlic Bread to Greatness: How Jane Ko Changed Austin’s Food Scene”

670

UT vs. A&M: The Emotional Flag Tribute After The Bonfire Tragedy.

671

“I Didn’t Pay Them For Sex—I Paid Them To Leave.”

672

🎙️ “Hank Hill Burgers, Celebrity Deaths & Cowboys Secrets: Steven Presley Spills the Pop Culture Tea”

673

JB's Simple Pleasure Happens In The Middle of The Night

674

"These Things Are Made For a Creep Like Me" --Sandy

675

“Pacifiers, Pickles & Pumpkin Spice Wars: Tricia’s Dauber Is Down”

676

🎙️ “Free Yetis, Auntie Rico’s Kickball Dreams & JB’s Pickleball Dilemma”

677

"Paintball Mayhem, Dumpster Dining & The App That Saves You Serious Cash”

678

“Pamela’s Pickles, Sleep Maxing & Pumpkin Spice Wars: Sandy's Take on Trendy”

679

"You Know What's Hard To Explain?"

680

"How Did Tricia Miss All The Red Flags Sandy Raised?"

681

Really? Married Couple Do This? We Think It is Gross

682

🎙️“Pythons, Poop Talk & Million-Dollar Milk Bottles: Trisha’s Bittersweet Morning”

683

🎙️“Why Sandy Shot Tricia The Finger, Boot Wars, Bat Watching & Marriage Leases: Only in Austin”

684

“True Crime, Texas Pride & Tricia’s Peepaw: From Yogurt Shop Murders to $7M Charms”

685

🎙️“Layovers, Lick-Fingers & Location Tracking: Tricia’s Travel Grudges and Instagram Warnings”

686

🎙️“Golden Girls Saved Tarantino, Grudge-Fueled Motivation & Netflix’s Deep Cuts”

687

🎙️ “Austin's Best Dive Bars, $27K ACL Festival Passes & Boy George on a Golf Cart”

688

🎙️ “Sold-Out Shows, Pet Donations to Lions & Why Houston Is the New Austin?”

689

“Tallest Building in Texas, Parking Lot Chaos & Sandy Rides the Lone Train”

690

🎙️ “Influencer Invasions, Watermelon Hacks & Why Tricia’s Lungs Are Always Mad”

691

“Man-Keeping, Chicken Wing Defense & Why Texas Football Needs a Spit Shield”

692

“Ghosted by a Friend, Roundabout Revelations & the Wussification Wake-Up Call”

693

Tricia’s Reaction To The Infamous Richard Gere Rumor Is Priceless

694

“Radioactive Wasps, Bald Brotherhood & Taylor Swift in a Bear Suit?”

695

🎙️ “Superman’s Dog, Happy Gilmore 2, and the Great Kolache Debate”

696

🎙️“Bull Riding in Penny Loafers & Texas’ Cell Phone Crackdown”

697

“Superman, Crunchy Pizza, and the Truth About Body Odor”

698

🎙️“Senior Discounts, Fabio Secrets & Duran Duran Dreams:

699

“Comedy Comebacks, Blue Jeans & King of the Hill"

700

“Cheap Dates, Weird Al, and Thunder Pop: Steven Presley Unplugged”

701

🎙️“Backyard Swagger & Sloppers: Miranda’s Clapback, ChatGPT Dependence, and America’s Most Hated Foods”

702

“Is Kristen Currie Austin’s New Girlfriend? Weather, Wine & Viral Bloopers” Part 1

703

🎙️ “Floods, Fashion & Forecasts: Kristen Currie Gets Real About Life On-Air” Part 2

704

🎙️“Tarantula Frenzies, Billionaire Bling & the Sphere of Dreams”

705

🎙️“Girl, Bye!”: Band Tees, Brutal Honesty & the Return of Silly Entertainment

706

“Parent Guilt, Popcorn Buckets & Naked in the Senate: Just Another Day on The Sandy Show”

707

“Miranda’s Skirt Slip, Canned Brains & the Fruit Cocktail Rant Heard ’Round the World”

708

“Mugshots, Mounted Patrols & the Day Sandy Got Hauled Out of a Bar”

709

“Beer Cans, Gong Numbers & Gandhi Gets a Makeover”

710

“Bidets, Pythons, and Sandwich Dictators: A Global Reality Check”

711

🎙️“Did George Strait Just Raise $6M… and Bring Out Garth Brooks?”

712

“Would You Fast for 3 Days… or Eat Whataburger on a Tiny Bun?”

713

🎧 “Cheese, Chaps & Charts: Texans Talk Sex, States, and Stereotypes”

714

🎧“Bigfoot, Billy Joel & Boat Blunders: A Texas Tale of Nostalgia and News”

715

🎧 Episode Title “Sex, Cities & Synovial Fluid: JB and Sandy Get Personal, Playful, and a Little Petty”

716

🎙️ “Naked Boat Joyrides, Moon Facts & Pedro Pascal’s Press Tour PDA”

717

🎙️ “Boats, Body Slams & Sandy Puts Europe on Blast: Hulk Hogan, Superman & the Summer of Pedro Pascal”

718

🎙️ “Poop Cruises, Movie Bathroom Breaks & UT Dumpster Gold”

719

🎙️ Elgin Explodes: Texas’ Hidden Gem Becomes a Housing Hotspot”

720

“Ozzy’s Last Laugh, Celebrity Deaths, and Tricia’s Secret Talent Revealed”

721

🎙️“Would You Admit to Peeing in the Pool? Tricia Does—And That’s Just the Beginning”

722

“Boots Made from Booths, Prince’s Hidden Vault, and the Dream Machine Nobody Asked For”

723

“Hammer Attacks, Headphones & High-Stress Airports: JB & Sandy Get Real”

724

“Taco Bell Betrayal, Gen Z Phone Games & The Grumble of Pugs”

725

“Pumpkin Spice in July, Sean Penn Reads Dylan, and the Perfect $20 Gift”

726

“Toilet Paper, Tushy Tech & the Car That’ll Outlive You”

727

“Tattoo Regrets, Bomb Squad Crushes & Ozzy’s Final Bow”

728

“Ozzy, iPhones, and Bomb Squad Crushes: The Episode You Didn’t Know You Needed”

729

“Scooby-Doo, Billy Joel & Fart-Blocking Jeans: The Things You Can’t Unhear”

730

“Arcade Flashbacks, Grocery Store Pranks & the Rise of Entertainment-First Hangouts”

731

“String Art, Bomb Squad Crushes & the Austin Icons We’re Losing”

732

“Exit Rows, Ice Cream, and the Social Media Mistake That Could Cost You a Job”

733

Sandy’s Unexpected Babysitting Gig at The Dallas Airport Leads To a Touching and Funny Exchange

734

“TikTok Fame, Chili’s Rejection & A Concert for the Hill Country: Real Talk with JB and Sandy”

735

“Set It, Forget It, and Don’t Waste Your Time: Life Lessons, Laughs & Texas Truths”

736

“From Listener to Mic: Tricia’s Full-Circle Moment & the Lost Art of Nicknames”

737

“The Alligator Pillow, Rock Star Moves & the Gift That Broke the Internet”

738

“Yoga, Laughter & Misread Signals: The Most Austin Episode Ever”

739

“Best Friends, Flatworms & Roly Polys: Love, Laughter, and the Dumb Stuff We Did as Kids”

740

“Bro Code Decoded: Grills, Girls, and the Unspoken Rules of Manhood”

741

“Guns, Jell-O, and Flaming Shots: Culture Shock and Chaos on The JB and Sandy Show”

742

“Bathwater Soap, Bingo Wings & Mosquito Wars: Inside Our Weirdest Algorithms Yet”

743

There Is One Prostitute Everyone Remembers

744

Holy Crap THIS 80s Fashion Trend is Back

745

Where BEVO Goes When He Is Sick

746

FINALLY! Validation for Gen X

747

Austin Staycations

748

Plans To Clean Up Dirty 6th

749

An ATX Bar With A Monkey Cage

750

Sorry TikTokers You Didn't Invent This

751

Is 2025 Superman Still Faster Than a Speeding Bullet

752

A Review of The Balloon Museum

753

An Update on Our Listener's One Pound Baby

754

Tricia's Alter Ego "Trixie"

755

Leave Some Room For The Holy Spirit

756

Disney Is Unpatriotic and Cheap

757

Hey Ladies, Want a Ride in The Fire Truck?

758

Help For The Hill Country

759

Austin Has a New Girlfriend

760

The Funniest Fireworks Names Ever

761

A Women Wearing a Bathing Suit She Shouldn't Be Wearing

762

A Long Time Austin Restaurant Closes Down For Good

763

Why Being Sweaty At ABIA Can Cause HUGE problems

764

What is Austin "Cool"

765

Tricia Doesn't Get How a Fast Works

766

Get a Helmet If You are Going Downtown in Austin

767

WTF Is Wrong With Rosie O'Donnel

768

Katie Couric Is Throwing Shade

769

Everything You Need To Know About I35 Written on a Cookie

770

An Absolute Gem in the Heart of Austin

771

Tricia Exclaimed "I Want to Make Out With Him!"

772

The 2025 Version of Keep Austin Weird

773

This Documentary Will Make Sandy Cry

774

The 360 Boat Ramp = Pure Entertainment

775

Why Does TSA Have To Do This?

776

McConaughey and Harrelson Shut It Down

777

The Time Someone Farted On Tricia

778

🖥️ BEWARE of The Newest Internet Scam

779

The #1 Pick For Our Future Dog's Name

780

T-Shirt Swap Shocker: Tricia’s Tee Steals the Show! 😎👕

781

What Was The F Liver King Thinking?

782

The Time Sandy's Mom Threw Away His Birthday Cake

783

A Prophetic Ted Talk

784

Never EVER EVER Put These Things Next To Your Bed

785

Tricia's Incredibly Annoying Characteristic

786

Brad Pitt Opens Up About Sobriety

787

That's All I Need To Know About You

788

Happy Heavenly Birthday Leslie

789

Now You Know Who Sophie Cunningham Is

790

Shhhh Donuts

791

If This Is True Our Marriages Are Doomed

792

JB's Dog Causes a Scene at A S Congress Cafe

793

Austin Stoners Are Loving Governor Abbott

794

You Need Something To Pierce The Brain

795

POD JBs Hysterical Observation About The Ladies In Lakeway

796

Elon Unleashes His Newest Thing On Austin

797

ATX Social Medial Accounts You Have To Follow

798

A Gen X Fact You Never Thought Of

799

Really? There are Foods You Shouldn't Eat During a Heat Wave?

800

A Weeks Worth of the Story We Love

801

A Weeks Worth of Care Don't Care

802

Someone Tried To Run Over JB

803

Brad Pitt in Austin

804

A Suggestion for The Roadside Fruit Guy

805

Sandy's Latest Perpetual Diary of Disappointments Entry

806

This Autobiography Will Be Insane

807

Is JB a Scumbag For Watching This?

808

Elon Musk a Master of Distraction

809

Great Women's Self Defense Tips

810

How Dave From Wendy's Robbed Us Of Great Music

811

The One Trait That Leads to Happiness

812

Sandy's Friend's Request at the W Hotel Is Hysterical

813

The Owner of a Long Time Austin Restaurant Owner Passed Away

814

She Set Up Shop in the Coffee Shop

815

The Absolute Worst Part of a Customer Service Call

816

Tricia Has Herself in a French Fry Fight

817

Sandy Gets To Be Snotty

818

Sandy REALLY Regrets Sharing an IG Account He Follows

819

Tricia and Friends Old Austin Stomping Grounds

820

Something The City of Austin Does Really Well

821

An Old Friend of The Show Makes It Big

822

Our Book For Kids "Mrs. Runkle Took a Poo"

823

Sandy's New Profile Pic Shocks Tricia

824

Tricia "There Is No Way I Don't Say Let Me See What You Have"

825

I Know The Different Levels of Sick

826

LBJ Ordering a Suit Is Classic

827

Hysterical Harmless Conspiracy Theories

828

Tricia's Well Intended Fathers Day Text Goes Horribly Wrong

829

An All Out War On Lake Austin

830

JB and Sandys Guide To Bro Code

831

WTH Does Everyone in LA Ride a Skateboard

832

Sandy Is Very Worried About Young Men

833

All The Unusual Ways We Have Consumed Alcohol

834

The Disgusting Reasons Why Swimming Is Not Allowed in Lady Bird Lake

835

We Would Rather Be Stressed and Unhappy Than Do This

836

Tricia Says Sandy Is a Prime Candidate For a Certain Type of Cult

837

Thoughts on the new Pee Wee Documentary

838

The Miracle Meal For Migraine Sufferers

839

JB's Wife Said Hell No To His Latest IG Purchase

840

Sometime Violence Is the Answer

841

If Human Salespeople Acted Like The Internet

842

This Cheater Was Lucky To Get Out Alive

843

Steven Presley From ThunderPopTV: Hollywood Comes To Bastrop, Texas

844

Steven Presley from ThunderpopTV: Sydney Sweeney Soap, Pee Wee Herman Doc and More

845

The Shocking Number of Bodies Pulled From Lady Bird Lake

846

Are Laney Wilson's Wedding Plans Weird?

847

Was Sandy's E Bike Comment Wildly Inappropriate?

848

The Most Common High School Experiences

849

Tricia Almost Ugly Cried

850

Tricia's 2 Favorite Things (Right Now)

851

😕The Emoji Nobody Understands

852

Sandy Fully Expects a Call From The Secret Service For Saying This

853

Sandy Nerds Out On The Latest Addition To His Nerdy Collection

854

Never Let Your Wife Get Hungry

855

The OTHER Group in Austin You Don't Want to Piss Off is Pissed!

856

Spiders Take Precautions Before Sex

857

Hippy Hollow Nudist Are Pissed

858

JB and Sandy on ESPN Sportcenter

859

The Pet Peeve That Sets Sandy OFF

860

The Oldest Piece of Clothing Tricia Regularly Wears

861

You Got What at Capital Plaza?

862

Sandy Gets Big Mac Busted

863

Local Girl and a Big Star Are Officially a Couple

864

How Many Days a Month People Feel Fully Healthy

865

JB Calls Out Sandy

866

I Guess We Cant Make Fun of Leander Anymore

867

If An Eyeball Pops Out Eat It

868

What the Hell is Sardine Summer

869

Quick Funny Lines From The JB and Sandy Show May 19-23 2025

870

A Week's Worth of The First Thing That Made Tricia Laugh May 19-23 2025

871

A Week's Worth Of The Things We Learnt May 19-23 2025

872

Part Two: A Week's Worth of The Stories We Love May 19-23 2025

873

A Weeks Worth of The Stories We Love

874

A Week's Worth Of Care Don't Care

875

A Famous Austin Music Venue Was Built By a Cult

876

The One Day a Year Swimming In Lady Bird Lake Is Encouraged

877

Tricia The Family Pharmacist

878

A Dumb Mistake Cost Sandy Big Money

879

Things That Always Make Us Chokle UP

880

The Correct Way To Put On a Bra Debate

881

Air BNB Is Coming For Party Planners

882

Austinites Always Get Bent Out of Shape When This Happens

883

How Many Mosquitos it Takes To Instantly Kill You

884

Where Mathew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson Are Filming in Austin

885

Our Silly Personal Rules

886

Organized Nekidness

887

It's Like a Gorilla Making Out in Your Ear

888

A Crime Spree in Central Austin: Will it Spread?

889

It Sounds Like Dirty Things Happen

890

High Schoolers Thoughts on 100 Men vs a Silverback Gorilla

891

There Is a Word For Being Underwear Drunk

892

Banana Ball Coming To ATX

893

🤯The Things You Need To Know (That You Haven't Thought Of) Before You Get Married

894

The Award Winning Week in Review

895

Dr Bob Caridi To The Rescue

896

Steven Presley from ThunderpopTV

897

She Saw The Error of Her Ways and Is Repenting

898

What a Dr Says Starbucks Really Is (it's not a coffee shop)

899

🤯 How Old Were Your Favorite TV Stars During Your Childhood?

900

The One Thing Longhorns Need Aggies For

901

Pop Culture Moments That Did Not Age Well

902

An Amazing Hack To Cool Your Hot Car Off Fast

903

Part of Texas Is Turned Into The New Hamptons and it Sucks

904

What Does Sandy Own That is 183 Years Old?

905

The Awkward Truth About Body Counts

906

It Sounds Like a Scene Out Of Mad Men

907

The Dude That "Invented" Fruit Cocktail is Hilarious

908

🍆JB Has A Purple Weiner

909

Maybe Gen X Got It All Right

910

Sandy's New Obsession Freaks Tricia Out But JB Loves it

911

Sandy's Drink Order Always Shocks Bartenders

912

JB and Sandy Hour Friday May 9

913

JB and Sandy Hour Thursday May 8

914

All of The Things We Learnt May 5-9 2025

915

All Of The Stories We Love for May 5-9 Part 2

916

JB and Sandy Hour Wednesday May 7

917

All of The Daily Audio File for May 5-9 2025

918

All of Care Dont Care from May 5-9 2025

919

All The Stories We Love For May 5-9 2025

920

Sandy List of Things He Can Do To Be More Attractive To Tricia

921

How You Can Meet The Biggest Movie Star in the World

922

Hooray! Texas Made The Kinky List

923

If Anyone Knows Anything About Stink It is The French

924

Who Can Beat My Baby?

925

Naked Season is in Full Swing

926

The Most Common Way Burglers Get in Your House

927

Sandy and Tricia Have a Proud Parent Moment

928

Why JB's Stomach and Back are Black and Blue

929

Uber is Testing Something New in Austin

930

Musicians Real Names

931

Who Knew a Possum Had This Amazing Ability?

932

A Dad Paid Extra For A Boy

933

There is No Way to Look Cool On One Of These

934

The Reopening of Alcatraz

935

The Amazing Alligator Pillow

936

This Guy Did Not Deserve to Win the Lottery

937

Tricia Saw Something That Was Hard For Sandy To Explain

938

"The Fuzz" Brought Home a Baby

939

NSFW How To Save South Congress

940

Simple Ways To Improve Quality of Life

941

Sorry Mam, I Lost a $60 Million Airplane

942

"He Had a Very Strong Seed"

943

"At a Certain Age You Stop Doing Certain Things"

944

"What Our Austin Staycations Looks Like"

945

Forget The Bermuda Triangle This PLACE is WAY WORSE

946

Austin Bar Resorts To "Crowdfunding" To Save Business

947

Diddy's Defense Will Shock You

948

JB Will Drink Anything

949

Bill Belichick's Girlfriend is ALOT

950

Our ULTIMATE Iconic Austin Resturant List

951

Things To Do Before It Gets Too Hot In ATX

952

An Austin WAMO Could Not Regain Control

953

"Let's Show Up With a Cigar and a Flask"

954

"Hysterical or Mean? The Shedeur Sander Prank Call"

955

All of "The Things We Learnt" April 21-25 2025

956

Part 2 of All "The Stories We Love" April 21-25

957

All of "Care Dont Care" April 21-25

958

Part 1 of "All of The Stories We Love" April 21-25 2025

959

"When JB and Sandy Thought They Were Hot $hit"

960

"Netflix CEO Throws Down The Gauntlet" Steven Presley from @thunderpodtv

961

"Girl You Got Good Genetics With That Butt"

962

"It's Like Dating a Chick With Hairy Armpits"

963

"The Dark Web: How To Keep Your Info Off It"

964

"The Airplane Stunk of BO and Patchuile"

965

"A Philadelphia Eagle Is Out New Favorite Person In The World"

966

"Things You Have Been Brainwashed to Believe You Need" The Sandy Show, April 23, 2025

967

"JB Has The Perfect Word For Living in Austin" The JB and Sandy Show, April 23, 2025

968

"Tricia Checks Out The Moose Knuckle" The JB and Sandy Show, April 23, 2025

969

"JB's Dad Was Not Supposed To Live" The JB and Sandy Show, April 22, 2025

970

"A Young Boy Named Blocko Just Wanted To Play Football" The JB and Sandy Show, April 22, 2025

971

"Did Red Robin Not Learn From Red Lobster?" The Sandy Show, April 22, 2025

972

"Never EVER Eat This as a Leftover" The JB and Sandy Show April 21, 2025

973

"I Like To Pull Down My Pants and Sit in Pudding" The JB and Sandy Show, April 21, 2025

974

"A Classic 90s Movie is Getting a Sequel" The Sandy Show, April 21, 2025

975

A Weeks Worth of The Things We Learnt April 14-18

976

A Weeks Worth of Care Don't Care April 14-18

977

A Weeks Worth of The Stories We Love Part 1 April 14-18

978

A Weeks Worth of The Stories We Love Part 2 April 14-18

979

"Tricia Sneaks a Photo of a Sexy Sailor" The Sandy Show, April 18, 2025

980

"The Staggering Amount of Money Longhorn Athletes Have Made From NIL" The JB and Sandy Show, April 18, 2025

981

"The Internet's New BBQ Dad" The JB and Sandy Show, April 18, 2025

982

"Jumping in to the Pool of The Unwashed" The Sandy Show April 18, 2025

983

"Benson Boone is CLEARLY Not Thinking Long Term" The JB and Sandy Show, April 17, 2025

984

"Sandy's Garth Brooks Story is The Best You Have Ever Heard" The JB and Sandy Show, April 17, 2025

985

Tricia, "Order This For Me Or You Are In Trouble" The Sandy Show, April 17, 2025

986

Why Is Tricia Recording This TV Show?" The Sandy Show April 17, 2025

987

Our New Campaign "Make S. Congress Shady Again" The JB and Sandy Show, April 16, 2025

988

"Advice For Young Dudes From JB and Sandy" The JB and Sandy Show, April 16, 2025

989

"It's Kind Of Creepy When You Isolate The One Animal" The JB and Sandy Show, April 16, 2025

990

"Stop Saying They Lived Like Pigs" The Sandy Show, April 16, 2025

991

"Cowboys in The Bunkhouse Ripping Rails of Coke" The JB and Sandy Show April 15, 2025

992

Who Remembers Just Seeing "The Hands" on 6th Street at 2am

993

"Dye These Instead of Eggs and You Will Love It" The Sandy Show, April 15, 2025

994

PGA Champ Rich Beem On Why Everyone Was Crying During The Masters

995

"Sandy's Favorite Xmas Gift is No Longer Allowed in the House" The Sandy Show, April 14, 2025

996

"A Core Childhood Memory is Broke" The Sandy Show April 14, 2025

997

"Tricia Opens Her Anniversary Gift and Freaks" The JB and Sandy Show, April 14, 2025

998

"Sandy Stumbles Upon a Naked Person in Port A" The JB and Sandy Show, April 14, 2025

999

"House Explosion in NW Austin Details" The JB and Sandy Show, April 14, 2025

1000

"Was This a Thing When You Were in High School?" The JB and Sandy Show, April 10, 2025