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Kelownafornia

2

Repeat after me. Shut your trap

3

Love is in the air!

4

Do As They Say, Not as They Do

5

Paulie Wants an F__ng Cracker

6

There's Something Wrong With Jesse and Gene

7

ICYMI: It's terrible road rage on, "Jesse and Gene Way."

8

In case you missed it. A classic from July 2021. How far is Welland from Toronto?

9

Classic "Jesse and Gene," : A math test for High School losers.

10

Classic Jesse and Gene : Say J&G on another station and win a prize.

11

Ashamed of our Bad Selves

12

The coffee machine conclusion goes seriously awry

13

Did Gene bust the coffee maker. Part 2

14

Did Gene bust the coffee maker. Part 1

15

What a way to go

16

Weird sounds from outer space

17

Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree

18

Which countries listen to J and G? Guess. You'll win nothing and enjoy it

19

Uh Oh! Its Crap on Gene Time

20

Grandma Dylan isn't getting scammed over the phone

21

Classic Jesse and Gene: The rules of, "Golf in the bedroom."

22

We're all going to die. Let's go snowmobiling!

23

What passes as a Christmas show. Sort of.

24

Its a LP Christmas

25

How much is that Doggy in the window?

26

New, "Jesse and Gene" for June 28th. NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW.

27

"Einstein" Brothers attempt math

28

It's a bat out of hell, but it's not Meatloaf

29

The Doctors says, "You're going to die.

30

Shut your F@&^%ing trap. It's Wreck a Wedding Wednesday

31

Dry Humping in Magic Underwear, Mormon Style

32

Two Guys, One Phone. It Never Gets Old

33

Wheel of Cash

34

There's Something Wrong with his Weiner!

35

Clean Living Family Man

36

Women's Day has a new sponsor

37

Is baby Fay up and taking bananas?

38

*NEW* July 28th "Jesse and Gene need to apologize for yesterday's live show. Yikes!

39

ICYMI: Jesse and Gene all over the road with Prince Phillip, Dick Weins and Montreal Drug Dogs.

40

"The Lost J&G Recordings." Calling the then Prince Charles on his birthday.

41

Classic Jesse and Gene : These taste yummy !

42

Classic Jesse and Gene: Into my heart they chisel without making a sound.

43

Classic Jesse and Gene 11. The Boring Institute.

44

Classic Jesse and Gene : I'm a Dink

45

Classic Jesse and Gene : Poop N Blow.

46

J&G. Ugly celebrity look-alikes

47

Live like you're dying with an asbestos oven mitt

48

Buck-a-Rat

49

Memories of the Monica car alarm

50

You sick people loved our new song

51

Electricity. A coin. And a challenge for Gene. What could go wrong?

52

A story with a painful ending

53

Swearing. Dead Monkees and Bears, oh my!

54

Ashes to Ashes

55

Philadelphia: The city of toiletry love

56

The whack break is over. The Boys are back

57

From the Grandeur of the Olympics to Genes Weiner

58

You Wanna Be The Angel or The Tree Today

59

Blowing a Tranny and Goats. J and G stupidity at its best

60

The Scammer gets scammed

61

Two Mothers and a Friendly Giant

62

Come and Listen to a Story about a man named Bill

63

Timmy may have a problem

64

There are no more dolly's at Rona in Kelowna

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Classic Jesse and Gene: Trash compactor - 1. French poodle - 0

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It's bash the bishop time

67

Words you can't use if you work for Amazon

68

In your mouth? Or up your ass?

69

The Foo Fighters do it right!

70

Ford Has Turkey Dick and Siri is the Bitch in the Car

71

Siri decides to post his own episode

72

Classic Jesse and Gene: Calling the, "White House," sort of.

73

Classic Jesse and Gene: Laura at the hotel knows J&G are brain damaged.

74

Trudeau sings at the Queen's funeral. Right or wrong?

75

Thank goodness for the kitty litter box

76

Prince Charles and Camilla are in Canada

77

Duck face from a distance hole in space

78

A tribute to Canadian icon: Susan Jacks

79

Today's lunch special. Clam soup

80

Here comes Gene and the M.F. Police

81

It's sing-a-long time

82

Rigor Mortis round-up. The musical

83

Life is a highway. On shrooms

84

It's Tuesday. You know what that means

85

Putin invades. The boys have a plan

86

The boys have reached a new low.

87

Whitney Whack a Thon

88

Got a dick? Not got a dick!

89

50 ways to cleave your wiener

90

There's coffee, but no toast and Siri has had it with Jesse

91

Fire Marshall, Gene has no clue. Zero!

92

He's Fire Marshall, Gene and we're all going to die!

93

He/Him to She/Her. He won a car, but lost a dick

94

I whacked the sheriff, but I did not whack the deputy

95

Tony. "The Cheap Voice Guy" and the Bag-O-Dicks Song"

96

Doctor C Sucker Is Not In Your Phone

97

The TV Show COPS is still on and we've found the best clip ever

98

Bag O Dicks

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Gene has a Mini Stroke and Jesse Saves the Day

100

Hugh G Rection

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Oo ee oo a a ting tang walla walla bing bang

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Scroll past this episode. It's not click bait. It's just terrible

103

There's Something Wrong With Jesse and Gene

104

Eat a big meal. Er, we mean, Rita McNeal

105

New ! Scientists discover new sounds from outer space. We have it.

106

The Jesse and Gene show theme song. "Taking Care of Listeners," featuring Rik Emmett from Triumph on guitar

107

Classic Jesse and Gene: Complete epidermal exposure. Or something like that.

108

Classic Jesse and Gene : It's short and sweet. Happy Laugh Your Bag Off Day!

109

New episode. Sort of. A stroll down memory land as we call Fiji and things go wrong.

110

Classic Jesse and Gene: Calling the, " Boring Institute."

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Classic Jesse and Gene 33: "You're not getting nothing from me!"

112

Classic Jesse and Gene: Blame Linda Dick-o-Mite for the obscene phone call.

113

New Episode! Its Tuesday. That's, "T.F.T." And, "Jesse and Gene," are going to Hell !

114

Classic Jesse and Gene : Grandma's teeth in the toilet.

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Classic "Jesse and Gene," : It's a "New Car!"

116

Classic Jesse and Gene: "Twit and Twat"

117

New episode: Uh Oh. It's Tuesday. The tradition continues.

118

Classic Jesse and Gene : A story for a Sunday.

119

New ! Jesse won't let Gene be lonely at Thanksgiving. The Song

120

New episode: If you're happy and you know it show off your gout!

121

Classic Jesse and Gene 21. Let's get an audience with the Pope.

122

Classic Jesse and Gene : The Dog massage.

123

Classic Jesse and Gene: The Souvlaki Song

124

New Episode: TSN World Cup Fail and it's less than a month til Christmas and Elvis has a reminder.

125

New Episode: It's as if Jesse and Gene are 2 and a half years old. Welcome to the, "Name Game." God help us all.

126

New Episode: People all over the world, join hands, and join the, "Bone Train, Bone Train!

127

New Episode. From now until Christmas its the J&G version of Mariah Carey's, "All I want for Christmas is you."

128

New Episode: Do countdown's start at 1 or 10. Acne and after dinner treats.

129

New episode ! J&G pay tribute to the late Toronto Mayor, Rob Ford who gave us the best sound bite, ever this week in 2013.

130

Classic Jesse and Gene : The Queen's underwear has gone missing.

131

Classic Jesse and Gene: The warm up half hour, possibly drunk from the night before weird phone call.

132

Classic Jesse and Gene : It's short, sweet and stupid as Gene takes his Dog named Bolt to the movies.

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Classic Jesse and Gene: "The Taipei Hilton," phone call. It never gets old!

134

Classic Jesse and Gene: Hysterical call to Michael Jackson

135

Classic Jesse and Gene : Cut off in traffic? Sing them this song.

136

Big Dick Bong

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Texting family fun with the Dylan's

138

"The Lost J&G Recordings." A call from the 90's on CFTR. If made today the woke crowd would hunt J&G down and kill them.

139

"The Lost J&G Recordings." The Boys go full on Granola or maybe full on brain damage with a spiritual sunrise.

140

"The Lost J&G Recordings." Pecker Head.

141

December 25, 2022. Jesse and Gene wish you a Merry Christmas as only we know how. In song.

142

"The Lost J&G Recordings." Then NYC Mayor Rudy Giuliani would like Jesse and Gene to rot in Hell.

143

"The Lost J&G Recordings." The J&G Private Island contest. There's no sharks and that means something is safe and sound.

144

"The Lost J&G Recordings." Mr. Fritz is sick and you'll have to feed the gerbils.

145

Bonus Saturday drop! "The Lost J&G Recordings." Today everyone is buying magical shoes

146

Another, "New Episode!" "Trump NFT's and the, "Baby Jesus," sort of. This one is bad. So, no click bait. We're honest. It's not the best episode. Good night.

147

"New Episode" Have yourself a Merry, "Pine Sol" Christmas.

148

"The Lost J&G Recordings." We set them up and feature the first call after the some other crap

149

Classic Jesse and Gene: Locked in the trunk of the car.

150

ICYMI: Gene has a mini stroke, but now there's something wrong with his wiener. Part two.

151

ICYMI: Gene has a mini strike (TIA) and Jesse saves the day. Part 1.

152

ICYMI: "Classic J&G." "Pecker-head."

153

ICYMI: A J&G "Classic!" The Drive Thru window.

154

New Episode. Julio the baggage handler teaches Jesse how to speak some Spanish.

155

New Episode: Keith Morrison. Canadian broadcaster on NBC's Dateline. Sperm sprinkler?

156

ICYMI: "Classic Jesse and Gene." It's the, "Boring Institute."

157

New Episode: "Cancer, and my name is Larry and I wanna float, float, float.

158

ICYMI: "Classic Jesse and Gene." A math test for high school losers.

159

New Episode Alert. Jesse and Gene present, "Feces Friday." It's probably best to just pass on this one. We've hit a new low.

160

New Episode. Great News! Jesse is going to be a Grandfather. Let's forget to tell Gene, okay!

161

"The Lost J&G Recordings." It's 2023. We welcome in the New Year with a classic. "Grandma's teeth stuck in the toilet."

162

"The Lost J&G Recordings." This one never gets old." "Looking for Mr. Poop N. Blow." [Warning: Maturity Level of 8 year old kids]

163

Dialing for Dead People

164

New Episode: Google : "Penis near me?"

165

ICYMI:Is it an Ikea Product, or a Heavy Metal Band?

166

New Episode Friday: We're all going to Hell, but at least the music is good.

167

ICYMI: "Hello? Hello? Is this the hearing aid store?"

168

ICYMI: CLASSIC J&G. Stu from Q hits McDonalds. The guy is brilliant. Remember him.

169

New Episode, Monday. Jesse and Gene have found the, "Toronto Mayor, John Tory -Sex Tape."

170

New weekend episode: "It's LVII Football weekend and nothing is right and little if anything does this have to do with sports, or sort of or not."

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New Episode Thursday: " Hey! Anyone in the mood for Mexican food tonight?"

172

"New Episode Alert:" J&G celebrate "National Radio Day" with goodies from the past.

173

New Episode Friday: Burt Bacharach can't hurt us anymore.

174

New Episode Tuesday: "Ask your Doctor if Tamale Twat is right for you?"

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It's new episode, Monday: "It looks like we've made it !"

176

In case you missed it. A, "Jesse and Gene" classic. How far is Welland from Toronto?

177

As The Leafs head into the playoffs tonight against Tampa, Jesse and Gene reminisce about the 1993 playoff series against the L.A. Kings and a song by CFTR sports director Peter Gross. @Peterthegross. Listen now: jesseandgene.ca #jesseandgene. #Leafs

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We've hit a new low.

179

Classic, “Jesse and Gene.” Room service at the Tokyo Hilton delivered by a guy wearing underwear on his head.

180

The, "J&G WayBack Machine." It never gets old. Making a listener to get the number for a Mr. Rection.

181

The, "Jesse and Gene, WayBack Machine." Peter Gross takes a wild left turn on a Jesse and Gene, Dog Food bet.

182

The, "Jesse and Gene WayBack Machine." It's the return of the, "Whiner Brothers!"

183

The, "J&G WayBack Machine." “Ooh Eeh Ooh Ah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang. Part 2”

184

The, "J&G WayBack Machine: Today's episode, "Ooh Eeh Ooh Ah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang. Part 1".

185

New Live Tuesday Episode: NSFW. In fact this is kind of stuff that got us fired as we have NO quality control switch on our bodies or adult supervision.

186

The J&G "WayBack Machine." Today's episode, "Captain Kirk, toilet paper and Uranus!"

187

The J&G, "WayBack Machine." Today's episode. "The Call from Hell.:

188

The "J&G WayBack Machine." Poor listener Doug has a problem with his last name.

189

The, "J&G WayBack Machine." Today's episode. What our fans do after they appear on the show.

190

The J&G, "WayBack Machine." Good Friday bonus drop. "We love a woman in a uniform."

191

The J&G, "WayBack Machine." Today's episode." J&G like to vandalize Paris in the spring."

192

The J&G, "WayBack Machine." If you're happy and you know it honk your horn!"

193

The J&G, "Way Back Machine." Today's episode - "Dialing for Dead People."

194

New Episode Tuesday. "The sort of early Easter PodKast."

195

New Weekend Episode: Trump has been indicted and he's a little upset.

196

New Episode Wednesday: "It's the, Name Game - Part 2"

197

New episode Tuesday. "When you eat your Smarties do you eat the red ones last ........?"

198

ICYMI: The Singapore flogging and Singapore Hilton, room 702 call.

199

ICYMT: Its the classic, "Jesse and Gene," song: "You're Disgusting!"

200

ICYMI: A J&G Classic. "The Stuttering call."

201

ICYMI: It's the first day of Spring and that means it time to get ready for Golf, but not outside.

202

New Episode Friday-Weekend. Its time to "STFU!"

203

New Episode Tuesday. Its time for, "Rigor Mortis Round-up!"

204

ICYMI: Blame Linda Dick-o-Mite for the obscene phone call.

205

New episode Thursday. Timmy's screws up and the fudge packer brothers are here to save the day!

206

New Episode Wednesday. J&G knew if they talked about International Women's Day they would get it all wrong and get in trouble.

207

New Episode Monday. A few things from the," WayBack Machine." and what not to buy your wife for her birthday.

208

The, "Jesse and Gene - WayBack Machine." Getting listeners anyway we can.

209

The, "Jesse and Gene - WayBack Machine." From the mid 90's - "Your house isn't closing today!"

210

The, "Jesse and Gene - WayBack Machine." From the late 90's here is Snowmobile Dick.

211

New Episode Wednesday: Spring Training is on. J&G share the story of their biggest Spring Training room service bill - EVER!

212

New Episode: From headlines to all over the road and back.

213

The, "Jesse and Gene - WayBack Machine." The classic, "Orange Juice Bit."

214

The, "Jesse and Gene - WayBack Machine." Trying to finish the NYC Marathon. 1996.

215

Friday Bonus, "Jesse and Gene - WayBack Machine," episode. Mrs. Carmichael wants it badly.

216

The, "Jesse and Gene - WayBack Machine." Today the boys are looking for a pussy cat.

217

The, "Jesse and Gene - WayBack Machine." Todays blast from the past is, "Spousal Arousal."

218

New Episode. It's Mardi Gras.

219

New Episode: Bobby Hull is dead and there's going to be trouble !

220

"Stu from Q" attempts to return his defective bag of ice in the middle of summer and its hysterical!

221

"Microwave Meltdown." A listener takes his radio playing CHUM-FM and puts in the microwave on high

222

Send immediate medical help to J&G

223

The Pope

224

Claasic, "Jesse and Gene." Listener, "Al" is a reluctant participant in, "Fun with your Microwave oven at home." And for good reason.

225

It's the May 2-4 weekend. That means a lot of people driving and that can lead to the best road rage ever and its right on, "Jesse and Gene - Way."

226

Brand New, Jesse and Gene," for May 18th. Let's check in and see how our new Grandfather is doing!

227

It's Wednesday and that means it's time for a "Jesse and Gene" Classic, “Wreck a Wedding Wednesday” call. And Holy Cow! Jesse and Gene really get this Bride to Be in a complete tizzy!

228

A Classic Crazy Contest. Say, "Jesse and Gene, rule," on a competing radio station and win tickets to the, "Rolling Stones."

229

"Classic Jesse and Gene." Stu from Q gets a pie in the face and enjoys it.

230

Classic, "Jesse and Gene," Porky the red headed pirate with a G-string and a smile.

231

Jesse is now a Grandfather. We recorded this as he and his wife were waiting for the big news. On second thoughts we should have not recorded this, but it's too late now.

232

Classic. "Jesse and Gene." The very mature and thought provoking, "Cow A-holes in Outer Space!" Part two.

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Brand New Jesse and Gene for May 11th/2023: "Nancy Rodriquez has interesting pronouns!"

234

It's hump day and that can only mean one thing. It's time for, "Wreck A Wedding Wednesday!"

235

Classic, "Jesse and Gene." This coffee tastes weird: Part three: You won't believe the name of the guy who did it!?!? Way too funny, but true!

236

Classic, "Jesse and Gene." This coffee tastes weird: Part two. The TV report

237

Classic, "Jesse and Gene." We have rubber monkeys on sticks from Korea and we need help.

238

On his Coronation day as King, J&G remember when they called then Prince Charles on his birthday.

239

Jesse and Gene really, really hate summer weddings.

240

Is Larry Oysterbhalls or Connie Lingy staying there?

241

Classic Jesse and Gene. "Let's join the Hare Krishna?"

242

Classic, "Jesse and Gene." On some planets cow A-holes are considered a delicacy.

243

Drop your pants and scream, "Somebody help me," for Pink Floyd tickets

244

The, "Jesse and Gene WayBack Machine." This coffee tastes weird!?

245

The, "J&G WayBack Machine." Tony, "The Cheap" Voice Guy is Michael Jackson and it all goes downhill and out of control.

246

New Episode: Jesse and Gene welcome, Officer Jimmy to the Police Force.

247

The, "Jesse and Gene WayBack Machine." Calling Kurt Browning

248

The, "Jesse and Gene - WayBack Machine." Call a U.S hospital after the World's second baboon to human liver transplant.

249

Jesse and Gene are joined by a happy couple to celebrate, "National Lawn Mower Day."

250

The 127th Boston Marathon is on today and J&G screw it up again.

251

The, "Jesse and Gene - WayBack Machine." It's Stu from Q at the Atlanta Olympics.

252

Classic, "Jesse and Gene." Today's episode: In space no one can hear you pee!"

253

Classic, "Jesse and Gene." Yet another, "Happy Laugh Your Bag Off Day."

254

Classic, "Jesse and Gene." It's the weekend. Time for Golf. Do know the rules for Golf in the bedroom?

255

The, "Jesse and Gene - WayBack Machine." Rats in space!

256

ICYMI. Jesse and Gene call their former traffic reporter, Rebeca who's married to Pat Smear from the Foo Fighters.

257

It's time to play the Jesse and Gene, crazy game, "Guess The Whoopee!" And today with a strange twist.

258

Wednesday May 31st, Bonus episode. It's another, "Jesse and Gene - Wreck a Wedding Wednesday" call.

259

It's Hump Day and that means it's time for another, "Jesse and Gene - Wreck a Wedding Wednesday," call!

260

Tuesday May 30th, BONUS Episode. It's another fun edition of the, "Cordless Telephone Olympics, featuring, Hide The Soap!"

261

Another classic, "Jesse and Gene" call. Today's episode; What's in your luggage and why is it vibrating?

262

"Pickle World," from ,"Jesse and Gene," may just be the funniest thing you hear today.

263

Attention Home Depot shoppers, Jesse and Gene made me do it.!

264

Bonus Saturday episode: Fathers Jesse and Gene are Priests who want to buy a used car for the church.

265

Classic, "Jesse and Gene." Holy Mother of Mary, daughter of Mary and grandmother of holy Mother of Mary's Mary!"

266

The, "Jesse and Gene, WayBack Machine." Remember when Pee Wee Herman was busted for exposing himself in an XXX rated theater? We do and so will you.

267

"Classic Jesse and Gene." Its time for the cordless phone Olympics.

268

Thursday BONUS episode. Jesse and Gene are wondering why a Google executive is Googling, "Penis near me?"

269

The, "Jesse and Gene - WayBack Machine." A listener wants her car back from the garage, but all we want to do is go stock car racing.

270

Its, “Wreck A Wedding Wednesday.” Part two. In part one, a friend of the Bride to be gave us instructions on how to screw up the D.J. services for her Wedding. Yup, we got her good, but in part 2 we call the friend of the Bride who gave us the instructio

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Its, “Wreck A Wedding Wednesday.” There are two episodes today. Part one. A friend of the Bride to be gave us instructions about how to screw up the D.J. services for her Wedding. Yup, we got her good, but in part 2 we call the friend of the Bride who se

272

A holiday Monday, "Jesse and Gene, Classic." One of the best ever. Grand Ma's teeth are stuck in the toilet and it's time to call 9-11.

273

Classic, "Jesse and Gene." Another Dog Food bet. Anyone can bet for money, but when Jesse and Gene make a bet, the loser has to eat Dog Food! You get it?

274

Happy Canada Day. We're celebrating with the best of, "Jesse and Gene." "The stuttering call."

275

Happy Canada Day. We're celebrating with the best of, "Jesse and Gene." "The rules of golf in the bedroom."

276

Happy Canada Day. We're celebrating with the best of, "Jesse and Gene." "Road rage on Jesse and Gene Way!"

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Happy Canada Day. We're celebrating with the best of, "Jesse and Gene." "Pauly wants a f___ing Cracker!"

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Happy Canada Day. We're celebrating with the best of, "Jesse and Gene." "The hearing aid store."

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Happy Canada Day. We're celebrating with the best of, "Jesse and Gene." "The Singapore Hilton".

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Happy Canada Day. We're celebrating with the best of, "Jesse and Gene." Grandma's teeth in the toilet."

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Happy Canada Day. We're celebrating with the best of, "Jesse and Gene." Grandma Molly is a fan."

282

It's Friday and that means it time for, Jesse and Gene's, "Friday fun with donuts and leaf blowers!

283

ICYMI: "Jesse and Gene" declare listener Barry, "Pussy Whipped Man of The Year!"

284

It's time for another classic, "Jesse and Gene - Wreck-A-Wedding-Wednesday" prank call.

285

It's time for another classic, "Jesse and Gene - Wreck-A-Wedding-Wednesday prank call.

286

The, "Jesse and Gene - WayBack Machine," Listener Sue Kennedy is having a baby. Part 2.

287

The, "Jesse and Gene - WayBack Machine," Listener Sue Kennedy is having a baby. Part 1.

288

New for June 27th. A bad start. Checking in with Billy the Spazzz and Instagram stuff.

289

"BREAKING NEWS." Jesse and Gene are tracking the OceanGate sub.

290

ICYMI: Jesse and Gene take a call from Blue Jays broadcaster, Jerry Howarth.

291

"Jesse and Gene" calling the Hare Krishna for concert tickets and the meaning of, B.Y.O.C.B.

292

The, "Jesse and Gene - WayBack Machine. Room service to Madonna goes wrong. Part 2.

293

The, "Jesse and Gene - WayBack Machine. Room service to Madonna goes wrong. Part 1.

294

"NEW - Jesse and Gene for June 22. It's summer and that means only one thing - Vacations!

295

Bonus. Bonus. Bonus. Episode. It's. "Wreck-A-Wedding-Wednesday."

296

It's another, "Jesse and Gene - Wreck-A-Wedding-Wednesday" prank call.

297

The, "Jesse and Gene - WayBack Machine." Anything for prizes. Part 2.

298

The, "Jesse and Gene -WayBack Machine" Anything for prizes. Part 1.

299

"Let's check our voice mail." We're not even sure about this, but it made us laugh! LOL.

300

Classic, "Jesse and Gene." A conversation with Toronto Royalty, the late great, "Honest Ed."

301

Just another Jesse and Gene morning show with the greatest listeners in the world.

302

The, "Jesse and Gene - WayBack Machine." Calling the King of Polka after his Grammy win.

303

Classic, "Jesse and Gene." It's time for, "Spousal Arousal!"

304

It's, Jesse and Gene's classic, Wreck-A-Wedding-Wednesday.

305

The, "Jesse and Gene - WayBack Machine. Looking for Tom Cruise. Part 2.

306

The, "Jesse and Gene - WayBack Machine." Looking for Tom Cruise. Part 1.

307

Classic, "Jesse and Gene." Its, "Lie of The Morning!"

308

The, "Jesse and Gene - WayBack Machine." Memories of drunk Merv Griffin. Part 2.

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The, "Jesse and Gene - WayBack Machine." Memories of drunk Merv Griffin. Part 1.

310

The, "Jesse and Gene - WayBack Machine." The Whinner Brothers call ABC TV.

311

Wreck A Wedding Wedding: Part 2.

312

Wreck A Wedding Wednesday! Part 1.

313

Prince Harry will be in court today in England taking on the tabloids. We thought that would be a perfect time to remember a prank call to Buckingham Palace.

314

The "J&G WayBack Machine" Jesse and Gene get together with fellow broadcaster Ann Rohmer to, "Lick, Shoot and Suck."

315

*NEW* "Jesse and Gene" August 8th. It's the J&G Ai Machine making Arnold sing!

316

*NEW* Friday August 4th. It's, "Jesse and Gene's - Friday Instagram stuff."

317

Classic, "Jesse and Gene." Jesse is not amused at Gene's bit best ever in the history of mankind.

318

Classic "Jesse and Gene." There are drunk pilots in Tucson Joy-Flying. Part 1.

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Classic "Jesse and Gene." There are drunk pilots in Tucson Joy-Flying. Part 2.

320

It's another, "Jesse and Gene, Wreck-A-Wedding-Wednesday" prank call.

321

Classic "Jesse and Gene" It's the Poon Patrol calling for the King of Thailand on his Birthday!

322

*NEW* July 29th. It's Saturday Fun with "Jesse and Gene" featuring Sinead, a Sasquatch and Robert Goulet beating more unsuspecting people to death

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*NEW* July 24th. The weekend Box Office figures are out. It is a Barbie world.

324

Tuesday Bonus episode. It's time for "Jesse and Gene" to stuff the Thanksgiving turkey. They call a taxidermist. Idiots!

325

ICYMI: It's Jesse and Gene and the amazing story of, "Fred The Bird!"

326

It's another classic, "Jesse and Gene Wreck-A-Wedding-Wednesday prank call.

327

"Jesse and Gene" throw everything, but the F_ king kitchen sink at poor listener, Mike!

328

*NEW* July 27th: Smarty Pants, "Jesse and Gene" think they have solutions to all our problems.

329

*NEW* ICYMI yesterday. "Jesse and Gene are in an A.I. Johnny Cash-Barbie World.

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Classic "Jesse and Gene." Happy Honeymoon. We're bumping you up to First Class

331

*NEW* for July 22. Siri returns to apologize for her terrible behavior on yesterday's episode.

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*NEW* for July 21st. Jesse and Gene discover A.I. And its not that intelligent.

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It's another classic, "Jesse and Gene," Wreck-A-Wedding-Wednesday" prank call. Hysterical!

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Classic, "Jesse and Gene." Today J&G have a problem with some guy's expensive watch.

335

ICYMI. "Jesse and Gene" Calling the Sultan of Brunei on his Birthday. Part two

336

ICYMI. "Jesse and Gene" Calling the Sultan of Brunei on his Birthday. Part 1.

337

The, "Jesse and Gene WayBack Machine" Calling former Mayor Mel Lastman. He's naming a street after Jesse and Gene.

338

Classic, "Jesse and Gene." Today J&G are insurance agents and the client is being hurtful.

339

Classic, "Jesse and Gene." Stu from Q is back and today he's from another planet

340

It's another hysterical, "Jesse and Gene Wreck-A-Wedding Wednesday prank call. And this one is extra crazy!

341

It's another classic episode of, "Stu from Q and he's on a mission for Jesse and Gene.

342

NEW "Jesse and Gene for Monday July 17th: "Steve Woodman - Squeaky the milk elf and Robert Goulet."

343

The classic, "Jesse and Gene - Road Rage Song"

344

NEW "Jesse and Gene" It's Boo f____ing Whoo for Generation C.S.

345

New, "Jesse and Gene for July12. NSFW.NSFW.NSFW.NSFW.

346

It's a classic, "Jesse and Gene, Wreck-A-Wedding-Wednesday" prank call.

347

Classic Jesse and Gene: "Sophie sells Cher's sheet squares from the Sheraton Centre.

348

"Jesse and Gene are Siamese Twins joined at the rear-end and need a Chiropractor.

349

Lawyers, "Jesse and Gene" need to know everything about "Jack-The Killer Dog!"

350

Jesse and Gene are calling Mexico with an interesting question. Part 2.

351

Jesse and Gene are calling Mexico with an interesting question. Part 1.

352

Classic, "Jesse and Gene." The Magic words are, "Oingo Boingo!"

353

The Jesse and Gene, "WayBack Machine." Between 5:30 and 6 am Jesse and Gene were all over the place. We called it the warm up half hour. Enjoy!

354

Classic, "Jesse and Gene." Calling Donald J. Trump.

355

ICYMI: Why are Jesse and Gene looking for women in grass skirts with no teeth?

356

Happy Canada Day. We're celebrating with the best of, "Jesse and Gene." "How far is Welland from Toronto?"

357

*NEW* Friday August 11th. "Jesse and Gene" BONUS EPISODE!

358

*NEW* August 11th. "Jesse and Gene's" A.i. machine does Pulp Fiction.

359

Classic, "Jesse and Gene," as they ask the question, "Who the F___k is this?

360

*BONUS EPISODE* It's another, "Jesse and Gene - Wreck-A-Wedding-Wednesday" prank call.

361

It's another, "Jesse and Gene - Wreck-A-Wedding-Wednesday" prank call.

362

Classic, "Jesse and Gene." Calling Uncle Dick for the secret behind Uncle Dick's dogs.

363

The "Jesse and Gene - WayBack Machine. Farmer Keith had a horny cow E.I.E.I.O.

364

"Jesse and Gene" are the Shmenge Brothers and they're bringing their Polka Band to a baby shower.

365

ICYMI: It's, "Jesse and Gene" with the Honeymoon Party from Hell prank call.

366

***NEW***** August 28th. Putin shoots down General Prigozhin's Jet. He's dead and of course, "Jesse and Gene" have a song all ready to go. .

367

****NEW***** August 27th. "Jesse and Gene" have a hockey stick and a bottle of whiskey and they're willing to trade for a lawn mower.

368

***NEW*** Saturday August 26th. The "Jesse and Gene" show finally has a disclaimer so we can't get into trouble.

369

**NEWS** Friday August 25th. It's "Friday Instagram Stuff." "Jesse and Gene" review the funny stuff from this week on Instagram.

370

**New** August 22, 2023. "Jesse and Gene," celebrate monkeys in diapers and send a message to British Columbia's government insurance company.

371

"Jesse and Gene" are Priests and they want a church to cover up a statue so people don't spring a rod and go straight to hell!

372

"Jesse and Gene" get some tips on viewing the eclipse and Uranus.

373

It's another, "Jesse and Gene - Wreck-A-Wedding-Wednesday prank call.

374

It's another, "Jesse and Gene -Wreck-A-Wedding-Wednesday prank call.

375

The, "Jesse and Gene - WayBack Machine. Celebrity morning wake up call to Al Pacino. Part 2.

376

The, "Jesse and Gene - WayBack Machine. Celebrity morning wake up call to Al Pacino. Part 1.

377

The "Jesse and Gene" WayBack Machine. Calling Shirley MacLaine. Sort of.

378

Classic "Jesse and Gene." The boys let listener Sandro know that he's a "Richard Cranium!"

379

ICYMI. Jesse and Gene recall the loving moments between former Blue Jays broadcasters, Tom and Jerry.

380

ICYMI: "Jesse and Gene" corrupt a sweet 9 year old winner with their bad Gilligan's Island jokes.

381

It's another, "Jesse and Gene - Wreck-A-Wedding-Wednesday" prank call!

382

***New Saturday Sept 9th***** "Jesse annd Gene's tribute this week's Diarrhea flight from hell.

383

Friday September 8th BONUS EPISODE: "We're all going to die. You Betcha."

384

*Saturday Bonus" The shortest "Jesse and Gene" episode ever. The world is full of DORKS!

385

It's the, "Nerd Song" from the "Jesse and Gene - WayBack Machine."

386

A quick, Stompin "Tony the cheap voice guy" Connors BONUS Episode.

387

It's Stompin "Tony the cheap voice guy" Connors with today's hits.

388

*Bonus Episode" It's another, "Jesse and Gene - Wreck-A-Wedding-Wednesday" prank call!

389

ICYMI: Stu from Q attempts to return a bag of ice that has melted in the summer and it's hysterical.

390

***NEW***** September 15th. It's "Jesse and Gene's" Friday Instagram Stuff and the aliens are coming for your butts.

391

**New*** Thursday September 14th. "Jesse and Gene." Beyond politically incorrect. You can't even apologize for this!

392

It's another, "Jesse and Gene - Wreck-A-Wedding-Wednesday" prank call!

393

****NEW******* September 19th. It's a "Jesse and Gene, A.I. Double Shot Tuesday!"

394

******NEW******* September 17th. "Jesse and Gene" present the "Billy The Spazzzzz show!"

395

*****New******* September 16th. "Jesse and Gene" There's a new MUTT every 15 seconds! What?

396

During their years at CFTR, "Jesse and Gene" finally learn that, "It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice."

397

*****New***** November 7th. It was Jesse's birthday back on Sunday. Let's review the touching family Birthday Cards.

398

*****NEW*******Sept. 30. "Jesse and Gene" Why Wiki sucks, Yesterday's bit today, Bob Dylan's booze and a heaping helpful of Nazis!

399

*****NEW*******September 28th. "Jesse and Gene set up the Peter Nygård trial and it's getting to smell really awful!

400

***New**** September 26th. "Jesse and Gene" discover things you can while golfing, but nowhere else.

401

******NEW******* Monday Sept 25th. "Jesse and Gene" review what they found on Instagram.

402

*****NEW*******Saturday Sept 23. Is Jesse nice to Gene? Let's find out shall we?!?!

403

Not all "Jesse and Gene" prank calls work out. Speaking of dead pigs.

404

It's another, "Jesse and Gene - Wreck-A-Wedding-Wednesday," prank call.

405

ICYMI: Classic, "Jesse and Gene." It's the weekend. Time for Golf. Do know the rules of Golf in the bedroom?

406

****NEW***** November 25th "Jesse and Gene" celebrate one month until Christmas.

407

Classic Morning show memories with "Jesse and Gene." We DON'T love every winner. Part 2.

408

Classic Morning show memories with "Jesse and Gene." We love our winners. Part 1.

409

*****NEW****** October 5th. Have a "Jesse and Gene" Hare Krishna kind of a day.

410

****NEW*****Wednesday Bonus Episode. A "Jesse and Gene" nature story. Yogi and Booboo have a snuggles sandwich.

411

As The Jays take on the Twins in the Wild Card series starting today, "Jesse and Gene's" WayBack Machine remembers the love between former Blue Jay broadcasters, Tom and Jerry.

412

It's another, "Jesse and Gene - Wreck-A-Wedding-Wednesday" prank phone call.

413

Willie Nelson is brain-dead on the, "Jesse and Gene" Show.

414

This listener doesn't like fish. "Jesse and Gene" have a problem with that!

415

It's a, "Jesse and Gene - CFTR- Voice Mail compilation." They love us. They hate us. They love us. They hate us.

416

The, "Jesse and Gene - WayBack Machine." For some reason we forget, J&G make fun of Tarzan Dan's TV show. Not sure why?

417

Classic, "Jesse and Gene." They're calling Fiji again and it's all over the place and hysterical

418

The "J&G - WayBack Machine" Calling a sleazy hotel for former P.M. Kim Campbell. It gets messy!

419

*****NEW******** Wednesday October 25th. Its 2 months before Christmas and Jesse is having weird dreams.

420

*******NEW******* Tuesday October 24. "The Shadow of Gene's ass floats by Jesse's Face.

421

*******NEW******* Monday October 23rd. "Jesse and Gene" feature the song, "If You See Kay" and more from the hit parade.

422

*****NEW******Sunday October 22. "Jesse and Gene" discover the, "Fentanyl Friar's Club."

423

*****NEW****** Saturday October 20th. On today's episode we find out why Jesse brushes his teeth so often around Gene.

424

*****NEW****** Friday, October 20th. Friday fun with, "Jesse and Gene" and "The Cat Went Squish."

425

******NEW******* Thursday October 19th. "Jesse and Gene." Baby you can drive my car.

426

Classic, "Jesse and Gene." One of the most downloaded episodes. "Menopause Rhapsody."

427

****NEW****** October 12th 2023. The world needs a silly laugh today. It's "Jesse and Gene" to the rescue.

428

It's a classic, "Jesse and Gene, Wreck-A-Wedding-Wednesday" prank phone call.

429

The, "Jesse and Gene - WayBack Machine. Your tax dollars hard at work.

430

"Jesse and Gene," A.K.A. "The Whiner Brothers" are not happy with the woman at the weather office.

431

Sunday Bonus episode. Years ago, J&G worked with Canadian sportcasting legend “Hebsy.” We loved playing pranks on Hebsy while he was one the road covering football.

432

Its, "Wreck A Wedding, Wednesday." A "Jesse and Gene" classic call.

433

ICYMI: It's another edition of, "Jesse and Gene's - Spousal Arousal."

434

*********NEW******** October 27th. "Jesse and Gene" celebrate, "International Wiener Day!"

435

****NEW*****November 15th. "Jesse and Gene" deal with, "Hump Day, Snow removal, Jimmy with a needle in his head and a warm up for Christmas."

436

*****NEW******November 12th. It's Sunday and that mean another family friendly episode of, "Jesse and Gene."

437

****NEW****November 9th. "Jesse and Gene" weight in on the Arrive Canada App and come up with their own App.

438

****New**** November 9th. Take one of the Arrive Canada App doesn't go so well. Take 2 is next, but listen to this one anyway.

439

"Jesse and Gene" call the zoo. And they're just going to wait over here. Hysterical.

440

According to a new study, if you listen to "Jesse and Gene" your breasts will magically get larger.

441

It's a "Jesse and Gene" morning celebrity wake up call to Marie Osmond.

442

"Jesse and Gene call the local Toronto, Italian radio station and then Jesse has a major relevation.

443

The, "Jesse and Gene - WayBack Machine". A stir fry breaks out on the highway!

444

The "Jesse and Gene WayBack Machine." Jesse shaves his legs and it's the funniest thing you'll hear today.

445

******NEW****** Sat. November 4th. "Jesse and Gene" and everything Beatles and the new last Beatles song, "Now And Then."

446

****NEW*****November 2. "This podKast is off the Richter Scale! "Jesse and Gene' are out of their minds having NSFW fun.

447

The, "Jesse and Gene - WayBack Machine." Memories of drunk Merv Griffin. Part 1

448

Happy Monday. Let's get a bite to eat at the "Jesse and Gene" drive thru take out.

449

***NEW*** Thursday Sept.7th: The vacation is over. Its' time for "Jesse and Gene's -Trading Post."

450

:Jesse and Gene" attempt to find the phone number of the restaurant called, "Johnny's Squat and Gobble." It doesn't go well.

451

*****NEW******* November 23. "Jesse and Gene" Celebrate Thanksgiving.

452

"Jesse and Gene" follow up on yesterday's episode about laundry baskets

453

"Jesse and Gene" try to dispel the myth about hookers in laundry baskets in foreign hotels.

454

"Jesse and Gene" announce the cancelation of Sr. Citizens Woodstock.

455

It's another, "Jesse and Gene - Wreck-A-Wedding-Wednesday" prank phone call.

456

"Jesse and Gene" are out of control during the 5:30am to 6am, "Warm up half hour."

457

"Jesse and Gene" have been called a lot of names, but this listener gets it right.

458

"Jesse and Gene" ask the musical question, "Do your balls hang low......!

459

The "Jesse and Gene WayBack Machine. Calling Trudy the whistler.

460

It's another, "Jesse and Gene Wreck-A-Wedding-Wednesday" prank phone call.

461

*****New****** December 24th. "Jesse and Gene's" The Night Before Christmas.

462

****NEW*****December 8th. "Jesse and Gene" pay tribute to Leslie Horton and we start to write the, "Jesse & Gene" book.

463

****NEW******December 5th. Someone wants to write a book about, "Jesse and Gene."

464

******NEW******* Saturday December 2nd. "Jesse and Gene" present Elon Musk on, "Who wants to be a millionaire!"

465

****NEW***** Thursday November 30th. "Jesse and Gene" will have Airplane-Alingus for $500, Alex.

466

******NEW******** Tuesday, November 28th. It's a "Jesse and Gene" T.F.T. brought to you by Cream Of Wheat.

467

It's another, "Jesse and Gene - Wreck-A-Wedding-Wednesday" prank call.

468

Jesse's Mother visits the show, so "Jesse and Gene" call the, "Breast Feeding Hotline."

469

It was a dark, cool rainy morning at CFTR. "Jesse and Gene" get Environment Canada to cancel the day for everyone.

470

It's Jesse and Gene's "Guess The Whoopie" contest. Part 2.

471

It's Jesse and Gene's "Guess The Whoopie" contest. Part 1.

472

"Jesse and Gene" call, "Honey Dipped Donuts" and celebrate, J&G's :Hero of the day!

473

"Jesse and Gene" make people driving to work in the morning do strange things in their car.

474

It's "Jesse and Gene's" weird little feature; "Call a hotel in a far away land and abuse a hotel employee."

475

The "Jesse and Gene - WayBack Machine. The boys call former Prime Minister Jean Chretien on budget day.

476

"There's been a massive fire at a Hot Dog Factory. "Jesse and Gene" spring into action and order just what is needed. Hysterical.

477

The Premier of Ontario is having a birthday. "Jesse and Gene: have an idea and it skinks. And we mean, it really stinks.

478

The, "Jesse and Gene - WayBack Machine" "Jesse and Gene" call the Bill Clinton White House.

479

Not all, "Wreck-A-Wedding-Wednesday calls work. And this one did not! LOL

480

It's another, "Jesse and Gene: - Wreck-A-Wedding-Wednesday" prank call.

481

When the boy started at CFTR they were looking for 50 thousand new listeners. Just like this nude, er, rather new listener.

482

It's "Jesse and Gene" with the story about the birds and the bees and animals having sex.

483

It's Sunday and "Jesse and Gene" share a nice story about a priest.

484

It's a classic, "Jesse and Gene - Wreck-A-Wedding-Wednesday" prank call.

485

ICYMI. It's the all new and improved, "Jesse and Gene" high school math test.

486

It's 2024. Happy New Year. Rest assured that in this New Year, "Jesse and Gene" will continue to be, "Taking Care of Listeners." It's the, "Jesse and Gene" theme song. Enjoy!

487

"Jesse and Gene" call 411 to get the phone number for the Royal McDonald hotel. It's so silly it's hysterical.

488

It's the classic, "Jesse and Gene" song. "You're disgusting!"

489

"Bob The Mad Trucker" checks in and it is an instant classic. Hysterical.

490

****NEW***** February 9th. "Gene and Gene" Present International Friday.

491

ICYMI "Jesse and Gene" discover that Mrs., Her do do's poddle now looks like a crushed pack of tortillas

492

Brand New "Jesse and Gene" for February 7th. Part 2

493

Brand New "Jesse and Gene" for February 7th. Part 1.

494

****NEW***** Feb. 6th. "Jesse and Gene" Review the news and get caught up. Part two

495

****NEW***** Feb. 6th. "Jesse and Gene" Review the news and get caught up. Part one.

496

"Jesse and Gene" celebrate Groundhog Day 2024 and share sex tips from Dr. Tam.

497

******NEW****** Jan 31st. "Jesse and Gene" wonder if its a shag carpet or broadloom and the AI machine salute the Beatles.

498

*****NEW****** Jan.30th. "Jesse and Gene" heading to the Super Bowl, Taylor Swift and there's someone new at a Toronto radio station.

499

****NEW***** Jan. 27th. "Jesse and Gene" learn French. But only the bad words of course.

500

*****NEW***** Jan 26. Part 2. "Jesse and Gene" call long time listener, Rob in Barrie, Ontario. What does he want?

501

*****NEW***** Jan.26. Part 1. The shortest "Jesse and Gene" episode - EVER !

502

****NEW******Jan 24th. Part two. Is Jesse's wife trying to him him?

503

****NEW*******Jan 24th. Trudeau blew it with the Emergency Act and Jesse's wife may be trying to kill him. Part 1.

504

*****NEW*****January 20th. It's "Jesse and Gene's" tour of Alcatraz, highlight of the week and a "WayBack" Machine highlight.

505

****NEW***** January 16, 2024. "Jesse and Gene" opine about Pine Nuts, Politics and Pierre!

506

****NEW**** January 12, 2024. "Jesse and Gene" celebrate, British Columbia and its Natural High!

507

***NEW**** January 11, 2024. "Jesse and Gene" deal with the Epstein list, Stephen Hawking, midgets and laundry baskets.

508

***New**** January 3, 2024. The unexpected results of the Jan 1st Polar Bear Plunge.

509

5. The number 5 downloaded episode for 2023. "We're all going to hell, but at least the music is good.

510

4. The number 4 downloaded episode for 2023. J&G's former traffic reporter Rebecca is married to Pat Smear of the Foo Fighters.

511

3, The number 3 downloaded episode for 2023: "Former Toronto Mayor Tory's sex tapes.

512

2. The number 2 downloaded episode in 2023. "Keith Morrison."

513

1. The number 1 downloaded episode in 2023. "Bob The Mad Trucker."

514

December 25th, 2023. The, "Jesse and Gene" Christmas show!

515

ICYMI. "Jesse and Gene" play, "It is a heavy metal death band, or an Ikea product?

516

It's a, "Jesse and Gene - Hall Of Fame -Classic prank call. "Locked in the trunk of a car.

517

The, "Jesse and Gene - WayBack Machine." It's movie review time, but J&G get the wrong clips to play.

518

It's a classic, "Jesse and Gene" prank phone call, but this time in reverse. What?

519

ICYMI. "Gene" reminds, "Jesse" the name of the song is not, "Down In The Poon Docks."

520

It's the "Jesse and Gene - WayBack Machine. "J&G" were the masters of the prank phone calls and ended up having a Love/Hate relationship with information operators.

521

The, "Jesse and Gene - WayBack Machine" Promote "Jesse and Gene" on other radio stations and win tickets to the Rolling Stones. It worked.

522

Back in the 90's The Leafs traded Wendel Clark. The city was in shock. The boys looked to, "Grapes" for help. At least we thought it as "Grapes."

523

Back in the 90's, "Jesse and Gene" challenged out great listeners to spread the word about "Jesse and Gene" by getting on other Toronto Radio station. And our followers responded!

524

It's another, "Jesse and Gene - Wreck-A-Wedding-Wednesday" prank call.

525

The, "Jesse and Gene - WayBack Machine" The boys call NYC the morning after Micheal Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley got married, but the call goes way off the rails stupid.

526

"Jesse and Gene" learn more about the heart by-pass operation from Hell.

527

The Hotel Operators know "Jesse and Gene" so well that some, "Morning Celebrity Wake Up" calls don't go so well and this operator nails it.

528

It's the, "Jesse and Gene - WayBack Machine." Let's order room service for the late Prince Phillip.

529

ICYMI "Jesse and Gene" play - "Let offend all of our German listeners."

530

ICYMI: "Jesse and Gene" are looking for men with small penises to win a $3,000 penis enlargement operation. Listener, Mike might be our winner!

531

The, "Jesse and Gene - WayBack Machine" For some reason, "Jesse and Gene" call Papua New Guinea looking for a tribe of naked lost people.

532

It's another classic, "Jesse and Gene - Wreck-A-Wedding-Wednesday" prank call.

533

In the 1990's the Mayor of Toronto named a street after. "Jesse and Gene." During the big unveiling ceremony the boys were supposed to give away watches to the listeners. Conveniently, they forgot. But don't worry they gave the watches away on the followi

534

ICYMI. It's "Jesse and Gene's -"Clothing Crisis Thursday.

535

"Jesse and Gene" give a needy listen a brand new car. Sort of.

536

It's the "Jesse and Gene WayBack Machine." How did we get away with this back in the day. You'll just have to listen.

537

It never gets old. "Jesse and Gene" order room service for Micheal Jackson. Again.

538

"Jesse and Gene and Tony the cheap voice guy attempt to celebrate Ukrainian Christmas and it goes all wrong.

539

Classic Jesse and Gene : One of the best, "Wreck a Wedding Wednesday" calls.

540

****NEW***** May 24th.It's a Pontiac what? And the time when Jesse lived beside Heidi Klum and Seal

541

****NEW****** May 23rd. "Jesse and Gene" celebrate Mental Health Awareness Month.

542

****NEW***** May 18th.***** "Jesse and Gene", Kenny and Scooby-Doo are working for the long weekend.

543

*****NEW****** May 17th. "Jesse and Gene" play, "Singers falling down", J&G's Private Island and TO Mayor Chow shows up!

544

*****NEW****** May 16th. "Jesse and Gene" share the stuff they send each other from Instagram.

545

****NEW**** May 14th. "Jesse and Gene" present next year's Mother's Day Show because we forgot this year's.

546

*****NEW****** May 9th. "Jesse and Gene" save the day for the Canucks and we introduce Vancouver's new radio station: "Billy FM."

547

***NEW***** May 8th. It's "Jesse and Gene's" heartwarming salute to FAT people.

548

***NEW*** May 7th. "Jesse and Gene" with a new episode and where have they been?

549

*****NEW***** April 18th. The out of control "Jesse and Gene" A.I. machine reveals everything that's wrong with A.I. and cats.

550

*****NEW******Tuesday April 16th. "Jesse and Gene." You can't have one without the other! And everything from soup to nuts today!

551

****NEW***** Saturday April 13th. "Jesse and Gene" know how to solve the World's problems. One caveat. It's going to hurt.

552

****NEW****** Friday April 12th. Ding Dong the Witch is dead, er, ah rather, we mean O.J. is dead and "Jesse and Gene" are out of their minds today!

553

****NEW*****April 10th: Bonus Episode in addition to Wreck A Wedding Wednesday. "Jesse and Gene" discover "Sleeping Beauty" has had a bad makeover and the "Dwarfs" have new names!

554

****NEW******April 5th. Part two. "Jesse and Gene" pay tribute to the homeless with a touching new song.

555

*****NEW******April 5th. Part 1. "Jesse and Gene" have a whole new take on - " Cardi B and Macaroni. "

556

"Jesse and Gene" review the best of Instagram every week. Hysterical stuff today.

557

****NEW***** April 2nd: Gene respects the camp rules. Jesse was wrong and we can't get enough of Tommy Joe White!

558

*****NEW****** March 28th. The new "Jesse and Gene" Jingle is finally here!

559

****NEW**** March 26th. "Jesse and Gene" celebrate the cherry blossoms, snow capped mountains, The Junos and reveal what Hell sounds like

560

*****NEW****** March 23rd: "Jesse and Gene" are live and celebrating the best song ever and Dr.Tam's breakfast vaccine

561

****NEW******March 23rd: "Jesse and Gene" celebrate Dr. Tam a-go-go !

562

Tuesday Bonus episode. "Jesse and Gene" work at the strangest law firm in the world.

563

*****NEW****** March 16th. The "Jesse and Gene" show is number 2 on Apple Podcasts in Finland and we're so happy we're spitting all over the place.

564

****NEW**** March 9th. "Jesse and Gene" deal with the parking ticket A-holes.

565

****NEW***** March 5. Gene reads back to Jesse the loving birthday cards his sons have sent him in the past. Get out the Kleenex.

566

***NEW*** March 1st. Part 2.

567

***NEW*** March 1st. "Jesse and Gene" discover how long compassion lasts. Part 1

568

****NEW***** Feb 29th. "Jesse and Gene" make a medical discovery. Syphilis is back and there's going to be trouble.

569

****NEW****** Feb.23rd. Sometime in the evening when Gene is sleep Jesse lays down beside him and ........You'll just have to listen.

570

****NEW***** Feb. 21. It's "Jesse and Gene" on the art of a deal and how J&G celebrated their best radio contract .... ever!

571

******NEW******* "Jesse wonders what happened to Gene's quality control switch.

572

*****NEW****** February 13. Are you overweight? Like to travel? "Jesse and Gene" have a treat for you.

573

*******NEW****** It's "Jesse and Gene" out of their minds on the day after Super Bowl Sunday.

574

*****NEW******* "Jesse and Gene" celebrate Super Bowl Sunday and polka dotted people jumping off a bridge.

575

*****NEW*****Saturday February 10th. "Jesse and Gene" celebrate The Beatles first appearance on the Ed Sullivan show in 1964.

576

"Jesse and Gene" celebrate Stephen Hawking. So wrong on so many levels.

577

Another classic, "Jesse and Gene" original. Its the "Souvlaki Song" for our Greek friends.

578

ICYMI. A "Jesse and Gene" complaint letter turns into a really stupid contest.

579

It's a "Jesse and Gene" Hall Of Fame Classic Prank Call. Grandma's teeth are stuck in the toilet.

580

ICYMI. Every once in a while, "Jesse" wants to call the local Hare Krishna temple, but now even they're catching on.

581

On some mornings things just didn't go right. Like this, "Jesse and Gene" prank call that goes into the toilet.

582

ICYMI. "Jesse and Gene" wonder out loud about greased up, steroid pinheads wearing banana hammocks walking the boardwalk in Toronto.

583

"Jesse and Gene" call Egypt looking for the telephone number to the, "Sphincter" The what?

584

Jesse has a strange dream and Gene has a theory. It's short and stupid, but funny.

585

It's the, "Jesse and Gene's - WayBack Machine. The boys call London and try to track down the Queen Mother on her birthday.

586

"Jesse and Gene" send each other funny items from Instagram and once a week we reveal the material. Enjoy!

587

ICYMI: It's, good old, "Stu From Q" with another crazy "Jesse and Gene" challenge.

588

"Jesse and Gene" call listener, "Kathy" from CN Rail and tell her about her new job.

589

"Jesse and Gene" call the Vatican to get Gene an audience with the Pope. What could go wrong.

590

****Bonus Episode***** It's "Jesse and Gene's" fun new game, "Cop In The Shop.!

591

Tony the cheap voice guy as Micheal Jackson in some strange country and he's lost jogging.

592

"Jesse and Gene" call Norway and it's the funniest thing you'll hear today.

593

It's a "Jesse and Gene Wreck-A-Wedding-Wednesday" prank phone call.

594

It's a classic, "Jesse and Gene - Wreck-A-Wedding-Wednesday" prank call.

595

"Jesse and Gene" call listener, Luba. She likes to wear pantyhose on her head, hide under her desk at work, pop plastic bubble packing while moaning. Seems normal.

596

It's "Jesse and Gene" with memories of Bruce Jenner. You won't believe this episode! Whew!

597

It's a "Jesse and Gene WayBack Machine classic." The story of Fred the bird.

598

It's the end of the World and "Jesse and Gene" know what that means. Strange poon!

599

ICYMI: "Jesse and Gene," play *Microwave Meltdown* with a listener who is playing CHUM-FM

600

It's the classic, "Jesse and Gene" contest: "Guess The Whoopee.” Its where kids guess the last time their parents made “Whoopee.” They guess and then J&G call their parents. If their parents answer matches their kid's guess – everyone win a prize.

601

ICYMI. "Jesse and Gene" get a voice mail message. And it's good news for Gene.

602

"Jesse and Gene" need to know if you have a permit for your "Haunted House?"

603

It's Jesse and Gene's classic, "Wreck-A-Wedding-Wednesday.

604

Every Wednesday is, "Wreck A Wedding Wednesday!"

605

It's Wednesday and that could only mean one thing! "Wreck a Wedding Wednesday."

606

It's the Catholic bowling Fathers, Josepe and Gene-o- calling the Vatican to strike out sin and wish the Pope a Happy Birthday

607

What day is it? It's, "Wreck A Wedding Wednesday."

608

ICYMI: Jesse and Gene have never laughed so much. It's the all time classic, "How far is Welland, Ontario from Toronto!"

609

The, "Jesse and Gene - WayBack Machine." From the 90's, it's the Tuxedo shop and a Wreck a Wedding Wednesday

610

The, "Jesse and Gene - WayBack Machine" From 1996 a Wreck a Wedding Wednesday call.

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It's the, "Jesse and Gene - WayBack Machine" Today a call from the 80's on a feature we called, "Spousal Arousal."

612

ICYMI: "The Lost J&G Recordings." Mr. Fritz is sick and you'll have to feed the gerbils.

613

ICYMI: "Ben Dover and Phil McKrackin need to talk."

614

ICYMI. "Classic J&G." Trash compactor 1 - Poodle 0.

615

ICYMI. "Classic Jesse and Gene. " A wreck a wedding Wednesday call from way back."

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"The Lost J&G Recordings." John Wayne Bobbitt and his wife were an American couple whose relationship received international press coverage in 1993 when Lorena cut off John's penis with a knife while he was asleep in bed. J&G with the classic 90’s s

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"The Lost J&G Recordings." Another wild, "Wreck a Wedding Wednesday" call.

618

"The lost J&G Recordings." A, "Wreck a Wedding Wednesday," call from more than 25 years ago.

619

Classic Jesse and Gene : It could be the best, "Wreck A Wedding Wednesday," call ... ever !

620

Happy Good Friday. And on this Holy day, "Jesse and Gene" present - "If Jesus was a rap artist"

621

Classic Jesse and Gene: Can you say, "Choo Choo ?"

622

Classic Jesse and Gene : The Singapore flogging and Singapore Hilton, room 702 call.

623

Classic Jesse and Gene: Stu from, "Q" at McDonalds.

624

Classic Jesse and Gene: The stuttering call.

625

17 cops to get 1 guy? The re-enactment

626

Classic Jesse and Gene : You're disgusting. The song.

627

Classic Jesse and Gene: Wreck a wedding, Wednesday

628

We're all going to die. You Betcha

629

Bob The Mad Trucker

630

Ben Dover and Phil McKrackin need to talk

631

Is it an Ikea Product, or a Heavy Metal Band?

632

The Best Road Rage... Ever!

633

What? Is This The Hearing Aid Store?

634

The Stu From Q Challenge

635

Tie a Blue Ribbon Around That Thing

636

Pull over. The baby is coming now!

637

Menopause Rhapsody. The Old Queen song with a new take

638

"Jesse and Gene's" WayBack Machine. Remember Ted Nugent at the height of Covid?

639

It's 4/20 and "Jesse and Gene" are one toke over the line.

640

Take Out Window

641

One of the all time, "Jesse and Gene" April Fool's Day calls. Its" Locked in the Truck of a Car."

642

Fuffalabingo

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