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The Keep Dancing Podcast — 216 episodes
KDP S10 E15: None Of This Matters
KDP S10 E14: Be Cringe Live Free
KDP S10 E13: We've Had A Horse In Here
KDP S10 E12: Enter The Ringerdome
KDP S10 E11: Tess and Clauds Generation Game
KDP S10 E10: Paul Chuckle Up Front
KDP S10 E9: Deep In The Spreadsheets
KDP S10 E8: Not One Of The Big Weeks
Keep Dancing Podcast S10 E7: A Genuine 40
KDP S10 E6: If Dolly Can Do It
KDP S10 E5: Dave Arch Loves It
Keep Dancing Podcast S10 E4: They Knew What They Were Doing
KDP S10 E3: Your Safe Word Is Dave Arch
KDP S10 E2: A Nice Normal Man
KDP S10 E1: Light Entertainment Bottle Episode
KSP S3 E10 - The Haberdashery of their Minds
KSP S3 E9 - Nice Girls Love A Sailor (Suit)
KDP S10 E0: 2025 Preview
KBP S1 E1: Happy Little Bakes
Keep Sewing Podcast S3 E8 - Pressing Matters
Keep Sewing Podcast S3 E7: Grace *and* Perry?
KSP S3 E6: Sensible Children
KSP S03E05 RRR
KSP S3 E4 - Half a Hanbok
KSP S3 E3: Totally Chintzpunk
KSP S3 E2: You Can’t Bodge A Backseam
KDP S10 E-1: The Strictly Predictions Game
KSP S3 E1 - Skanklet Cheans Pablum Peplum
KWP TM E10 - The Beautiful Burnt Toast Crouton of Competency
KWP TM E9: Testicles 101
KWP TM E8 - Nonbinary Hobbits
KWP TM E7 - A Horny Goblin Woman
KWP May Round-Up: The Existential Horror of Rylan
KWP TM E6: Latin Rab C Nesbitt
KWP TM E5 - All Roads Leads To Alan
KWP TM E4 - Viscountess Mincey Tiptoe-Walker
KWP TM EP 3 - A Gaggle of Airbags
KWP TM E2 - Don't Furk Your Phalanx
KWP TM E1: A Little Bit Of Dirt Never Killed Anyone
KWP April Round-up: Hashtag Visit Scotland
KWP S1 E12: An Unknowable Enigma
KWP S1 E11: Sometimes VAR Is Just A B****
KWP March Round-up: Better Than Babylon 5
KWP: Gladiators E10 - The Idea of The Nan
KWP: Gladiators 9 - Goddesses Versus Dicks
KWP February Round-Up: We Just Want To Watch The Thing
KWP: Gladiators 8 - A Hench Little Hamster
KWP: Gladiators 7 - The Arc of Scriptwriting Bends Towards Apollo
KWP: Gladiators 6 - Doing Dynamite Things
KWP: Gladiators 5 - Floppy Doo Dah
KWP: Gladiators 4: We're just Normal Glads, Innocent Glads
KWP: Gladiators 3 - The Minchin Shuffle
KWP: Gladiators 2 - The Wilhelm Scream
KWP: Gladiators 1 - Rhythmic Foam Hand Pumping
KWP January Round-up: Come All Ye Lovable Weirdos
KDP S9E15: The Potatovision Years
KDP S9E14: Claudia's Liminal Space
KDP S9E13: The People’s Wazzock
KDP S9E12: Forget the Rhyming Couplet
KDP S9E11: A Waste of Everyone's Time
KDP S9E10: The Gladiators of Dance
KDP S9E9: Hyper-realistic Chip Cone Men
KDP S9 ITTC: It’s Only A Game Show?
KDP S9E8: What is Wedgie?
KDP S9E7: Physically Fit
KDP S9E6: Is That An Owl?
KDP S9E5: Please Explain The Joke
KDP S9E4: Bontempi Nonsense
KDP S9E3: Sharknado But On Fire
KDP S9E2: No Joke, Just A Big Sigh
KDP S9E1: What's A Paso Double?
KDP S9E0: Down The Time Tunnel
KSP S2E9: Life is a Catwalk
KSP S2E8: A Worrying Amount of Cow
KSP S2E7: Muscle Tube
KSP S2E6: The Proustian Smell of Gunge
KSP S2E5: Chaos Placket
KSP S2E4: Midriffery
KSP S2E3: Chiffon Megalegs
KSP S2E2: That’s Not Cricket
KSP S2E1: Never Topstitch On The First Date
KDP S8E13: Love Wins
KDP S8E12: Completed It
KDP S8E11: Ending on a High
KDP S8E10: The Crying Pod
KDP S8E9: Vito? Yeeto, more like!
KDP S8E8: The Ferret In The Ballroom
KDP S8E7: Detachable Busoms
KDP S8E6: Trunk Road to the Holy Grail
KDP S8E5: Underwhelming Tassel Coverage (version 2)
KDP S8E5: Underwhelming Tassel Coverage
KDP S8E4: Seven Out Of Ten
KDP S8E3: Subtle (For Strictly)
KDP S8E2: The Gene Kelly’s Bum Awards
KDP S8E1: We Know Why He’s Here
KDP S8E0: Strictly 2023 Preview
KDP S7E12: RIP Countryfile
KDP S7E11: Dave Arch the Empath. Gorka the Chair.
KDP S7E10: The Chive
KDP S7E9: The Good Biscuits
KDP S7E8: The Fever of the Saturday Night
KDP S7E7: Sugar Tax Special
KDP S7E6: I Have Never Seen Beetlejuice
KDP S7E5: Sexy Woman Rant
KDP S7E4: Let Us See The Filth
KDP S7E3: Lusty Gusto
KDP S7E2: Jiving Under Capitalism
KDP S7E1: It Compares With Vegas
KDP S7E0 Preview Pod
KDP Oti Special
KDP S6E14: Glassy Eyed & Hopeful
KDP S6E13: Kai’s Power Goo
KDP S6E12: What A Beautiful Leg
KDP S6E11: The Semiotics of the Shimmy
KDP S6E10: Dave Arch’s Musical Themed Sausage
KDP S6E9: Sexy Toffee Penny
KDP S6E8a: It’s Storylines All The Way Down
KDP S6E8: A Bedazzled Modesty Panel
KDP S6E7: Touching Profundities
KDP S6E6: Leaning Into The Thirst
KDP S6E5: Talk About The Dancing!
KDP S6E4: A Little Too Close To Fursona
KDP S6E3: Aljaz, With Puppies
KDP S6E2: I Fear Your Party Latin
KDP S6E1 - Eschewing His Buttons
KDP S5E10 - The Show Must Go On
KDP S5E9 - Why Not A Rumba?
KDP S5E8 - Elvis, For Personal Reasons
KDP S5E7 - BTEC Flailing
KDP S5E6 - Dancing On The Edge
KDP S5E5 - Suckers for a Pinstripe
KDP S5 It Takes (At Least) Two Cynics 1
KDP S5E4 - A Series of Really Cool TikToks
KDPS5E3 - Really Expensive Upholstery
KDP S5E2 - Technical Difficulties
KDP S5E1 - Communicating Joy
KDP S5E0: Tripping Over The Glittery Biscuit
Keep Sewing 10: Significant Digressions
Keep Sewing 9: Catastrophic Magpie
Keep Sewing 8: We Never Liked Theme Weeks Anyway
Keep Sewing 7: Wipe Down & Stain Resistant
Keep Sewing 6: A Honk On The Asymmetry Klaxon
Keep Sewing 5: Lacey Bazongas
Keep Sewing 4: Examine Your Placket
Keep Sewing 3: She’s Made A Spreadsheet
Keep Sewing 2: I Think It’s To Do With Your Sewing
Keep Sewing 1: And That’s The Tea (Dress)
KDP Emergency Pod 1: Glitter On The Horizon
KDP S4E14 - The Season of the Samba
KDP S4E13 - Hardcore Dance Zealots
KDP S4E12 - A Nice Way To Close The Show
KDP S4E11 - Chekhov's Samba Goes Off
KDP S4E10 - I'll Give You My Hairpiece
KDP S4E9 - Dignity and a Nice… Conga?
KDP S4E8 - There Are No Rules
KDP S4E7 - Fuming!
KDP S4E6 - What Is The Purpose Of Art?
KDP S4E5 - Chaotic Neutral
KDP S4E4 - A Strong Foundation With Sparkle On Top
KDP S4E3 - Containing The Brooding Masculinity
KDP S4E2 - We're Making So Much Content
KDP S4E1 - Dignity Free & Up For Anything
KDP S3E14 - Finally The Bride (Grand Final Hot Takes)
KDP S3E13a - Grand Final Warmup With Dave Thorp
KDP S3E13 - Dignity and a Nice Frock
KDP S3E12 - Emotionally and Spiritually Lifted
KDP S3E11 - The Pool Table Was Inside You All Along
KDP S3E10 - An Erotic Chicken Dance In A Winnebago
KDP S3E9a - It Takes Two Cynics 2: Electric Booglaoo
KDP S3E9 - Waiting For The Wow Moment
KDP S3E8 - The Converse Curse Gets Worse
KDP S3E7 - This Hollow Charade
KDP S3E6 - Twelve Lifts and an Air Grab
KDP S3E5 - Totally Wholesome Family Show
KDP S3E4 - A Stumble Away From Perfection
KDP S3E3a - It Takes Two Cynics: Narrative Collapse
KDP S3E3 - Anton Du Not Come Beke
KDP S3E2 - Strictly No Faffing
KDP S3E1 - Embracing The Absurdity Of It All
Keep Dancing Preview: When Ellie Met Oti
A Big Posh Panto
Grand Final Hot Takes
The Spirit of Light Entertainment
Fifty Shades of Wrong
Don't Call It A 'Thon'
You *Can* Get Cappucinos In The North
One Lift Short Of An American Smooth
No Alarms and No Surprises Please
The Night Is Dark & Full Of Medium Sized Dragons
I Like Big Props And I Cannot Lie
Susan's Tribute To Morecambe and Wise and Joy
Ten More Minutes Of Bum Chat
This Time With Swizzle!
Surprises Within Reasonable Parameters
Episode 2 - They're Not Just Interchangeable Pecs
Keep Dancing Series 2 Episode 1 - Glittery Greetings And Goodbyes
Episode 18 - How Grand Was That Final?
Episode 17 - Go The Full Pineapple Or Nothing At All
Episode 16 - Aiming For Fred Astaire, But Coming Out As Brucie
Episode 15 - Doublé Bublé
Episode 14 - Hupty bupty. It's a technical term
Episode 13 - Yes it's a car crash, but is it a write-off?
Episode 12 - The Holy Trinity of Glitter, Sparkle and Frocks
Episode 11: Camp To The Point Of Absurdity
Episode 10: Judge Rinder Is Perfectly Capable Of Blowing His Own Trumpet
Episode 9a - It Takes Two Cynics: A Play In Three Acts
Episode 9 - I'd Like To Hire A Medium Sized Dragon
Episode 8 - Movie Week Maelstrom
Episode 7a - It Takes Two Cynics: Anastaciagate
Episode 7 - Ed Balls' Banjography
Episode 6 - Week 1 Live Show Roundup
Episode 5 - Cassie's Strictly Support Group
Episode 4 - Ewan Spence's Grand Unified Theory of Strictly
Episode 3 - Rob Furber And Defence Against The Dark Arts
Episode 2 - Launch Show Aftermath
Episode 1 - The Launch Show