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The Lanalax Corporation — 1000 episodes
Season 3, Episode #48: A Cul-de-sac with an Improbable Name
Season 3, Episode #47: Dueling Jimmy Fallons
Season 3, Episode #46: Improvising with Knives
Season 3, Episode #45: Comedy Night at Dead Man's Tavern
Season 3, Episode #44: The Central Texas Arsenal Football Fanclub
Season 3, Episode #43: All Your Friends Who Don't Drink Anymore
Season 3, Episode #42: An Ancient Grain
Season 3, Episode #41: Big Gar
Season 3, Episode #40: The KGB’s Secret Website
Season 3, Episode #39: An Incredibly Impressive Glass of Chocolate Milk
Season 3, Episode #38: The Home Zone
Season 3, Episode #37: No Repercussions Whatsoever
Season 3, Episode #37: Kevin's Big Adventure
Season 3, Episode #36 - That Girl From the Video
Season 3, Episode #35: The Year of Matt
Season 3, Episode #34: Fat Irish Prick Eats Too Many Chips, Dies
Season 3, Episode #33: Jimmy Export
Season 3, Episode #32: RBM Upstate NY
Season 3, Episode #31: A Tenuous Grasp
Season 3, Episode #30: Pat Patented
Season 3, Episode #29: Chaos at the Spring Hill Rec Center
Season 3, Episode #28: Frothy Suds
Season 3, Episode #27: The USS Superboat
Season 3, Episode #26: Timely Rain in - Another Grand Adventure
Season 3, Episode #25: Pat Dean's Mind of Murder
Season 3, Episode #24: A Knife for Every Occasion
Season 3, Episode #23: All Bangers (The Whores of Capitalism)
Season 3, Episode #22 - A Very Very Very Vivid Dream
Season 3, Episode #21: The Dupo Super Hotel Group
Season 3, Episode #20: The Funnybone Situation
Season 3, Episode #19: The Tittering of Bats
Season 3, Episode #18: A Biblical Scene
Season 3, Episode #17: The Book of Goodwin
Season 3, Episode #16: Sklar-Style Comedy
Season 3, Episode #15: Traditional American Prank Phone Calls
Season 3, Episode #14: The Joe Rogan School of Martial Arts
Season 3, Episode #13 - A Very Sensitive Subject
Season 3, Episode #12: A Poorly Named Burger Restaurant
Season 3, Episode #11 - The Las Vegas of East Asia
Season 3, Episode #10: Overweight Comedian Dies by Farting
Season 3, Episode #9: The Count of San Antonio
Season 3, Episode #8 - No Light in Sight
Season 3, Episode #7 - The Perfect Amount of Spring
Season 3, Episode #6 - A Quick Tangent
Season 3, Episode #5 - Vince Young Meadows
Season 3, Episode #4 - In the Mood for Some Milk
Season 3, Episode #3 - A Star Holding a Star
Season 3, Episode #2 - Jimmy Makes His Choice
Season 3, Episode #1: Stalls With No Doors
An Announcement
Episode #1,102: Working with a Bad Hand
Episode #1,101: Overweight Comedian Run Over By Waymo, Farts
Episode #1,100: Full Little Tummy
Episode #1,099: The Loneliest Circle of Hell
Episode #1,098: A Pesky Kind of Headache
Episode #1,097: A Two and a Half Star Hog
Episode #1,096: A Serious Dent
Episode #1,095: Deduction!
Episode #1,094: The Wolves of Dupo
Episode #1,093: Everything is Hard
Episode #1,092: Like a Shy Child
Episode #1,091: The State of Things
Episode #1,090: Aaron Joins the Avengers
Episode #1,089: Overweight Comedian Dies of Marmalade Overdose
Episode #1,088: The Aerobics Community of Los Angeles
Episode #1,087: Excitement, Glory, Cash, Fame
Episode #1,086: Pleasant Showings of Light
Episode #1,085: The Outer Edge of the Inner Circle
Episode #1,084: Searching for Weak Spots
Episode #1,083: Bay Boy School of Murder
Episode #1,082: Full Electrical Freedom
Episode #1,081: A Hot Dog from Another Planet
Episode #1,080: At a Very Close Distance
Episode #1,079: Just Dudes Killing Each Other in the Jungle
The Lanalax Corporation #1,078 - Meat-Based Renaissance Man
Episode #1,077: A Man with Purpose
Episode #1,076: A Very Noteworthy Ostrich
Episode #1,075: Texas Pecan
Episode #1,074: Outside of Work Hours
Episode #1,073: The Unfortunate Son
Episode #1,072: Dupo, Illinois, Circa 1992
Episode #1,071: A Ditch in the Dirt
Episode #1,070: Chemicals and Compounds
Episode #1,069: That Wednesday Sunshine
Episode #1,068: Hot Apple Pie
Episode #1,067: All the Hearts of Man
Episode #1,066: A Surprisingly Sordid Affair
Episode #1,065: BNO
Episode #1,064: On the Cusp of Getting By
Episode #1,063: Surrounded by Sauce
Episode #1,062: The Top Supplements of the Day
Episode #1,061: Charming and Disarming
Episode #1,060: Official NFL Merch
Episode #1,059: A New Wave of Beret Success
Episode #1,058: Through a Catholic Lens
Episode #1,057: The 6th Street Door Guy Union
Episode #1,056: Overweight Comedian Becomes First Casualty of Civil War
Episode #1,055: Riding the Line
Episode #1,054: Ten Months, Tops
Episode #1,053: T²
Episode #1,052: Stripped Down But Very Emotional
Episode #1,051: A Vessel of Death
Episode #1,050: Chapter 69 - This Sucks
Episode #1,049: The Bubble Zone
Episode #1,048: The Gamut of Human Emotions
Episode #1,047: Culkin Before Culkin Was Culkin
Episode #1,046: Pat to the Bone
Episode #1,045: Another Excellent Feast
Episode #1,044: PatDaddy69
Episode #1,043: A Smooth Moon
Episode #1,042: Pat the Charmer
Episode #1,041: A Little Chip of Oblivion
The Lanalax Corporation #1,040 - Young, Incestuous Love
The Lanalax Corporation #1,039 - A Formal Red Toga
Episode #1,038: A Waterproof Beret
Episode #1,037: The Food Fight
Episode #1,036: The Flattest Rock in the Northern Hemisphere
Episode #1,035: Jim West, Desperado
Episode #1,034: It Gets a Little Dark
Episode #1,033: HANDSOMEANDCOOL4EVA
Episode #1,032 - Kevin Day
Episode #1,031: So Much Shrimp
Episode #1,030 - The Purple Eyes of a Beautiful Woman
Episode #1,029: Refract and Reflect
Episode #1,028: Overweight Comedian Dead By Liposuction
Episode #1,027: 0-2
Episode #1,026: Criss-Cross Applesauce
Episode #1,025: The Darkest Day in the History of the FAA
Episode #1,024: Smarter Than the Average Lobster
Episode #1,023: A Rolling Fracas
Episode #1,022: Overweight Comerdian Found Burned to Death
Episode #1,021: The Murky Blackness of Lady Bird Lake
Episode #1,020: A Few Sides of Ranch
Episode #1,019: The Man in the Silk Jacket
Episode #1,018: Covert Jacking
Episode #1,017: A Fine Cabernet
Episode #1,016: The Lost Man From Albuquerque
Episode #1,015: The Only Currency is Love
Episode #1,014: A Widower Late in Life
Episode #1,013: No Salt on Sundays
Episode #1,012: In the Quiet of the Car
Episode #1,011: Standard Issue Hummingbird
Episode #1,010: The Midnight Diner
Episode #1,009: Coy and Cocky
Episode #1,008: A Group of Promiscuous Bird Watchers
Episode #1,007: Door to Door Salesmanship
Episode #1,006: A Dull Crimson
Episode #1,005: Textbook Fire Stoppage
Episode #1,004: Alpha Pat
Episode #1,003: The Coming of the Cubes
Episode #1002 - Precious Moments in Precious Places
Episode #1,001: Hot Snack Division
The 1,000th Episode Spectacular: The Decline of the American Eyeball
Episode #999: Legal Dealings
Episode #998: The Intergalactic Trial of Jimmy Moynihan
Episode #997: The Time Trilogy, Part Three - The End of the Road (The Conclusion)
Episode #996: A Really Generous Hog
Episode #995: The Time Trilogy Part Two: The Sun's Eternal Scream
Episode #994: Our Guy
Episode #993: The Time Trilogy, Part One - The Ashes of Our Fathers
Episode #992: The Soul of Middle America
Episode #991: Tenders All Day
Episode #990: Pat v. Bat
Episode #989: The Anti Bad Parking Campaign
Episode #988: Little Bits of Biscuit
Episode #987: The Lonely Man's Lunch
Episode #986: The Mailbox in the Moon Light
Episode #985: Like a Mighty River
Episode #984: Really Put Off
Episode #983: White Trash Springsteen
Episode #982: Metal on Metal
Episode #981: A Very Big Fan of Sports
Episode #980: A La Mode Available
Episode #979: Not a Dad in SIght
Episode #978: Ancient Chains
Episode #977: Florida Pat
Episode #976: A Beautiful Night to be Alive in Los Angeles
Episode #975: A Nation United in Grief
Episode #974: Chef's Kiss
Episode #973: The Three Door Challenge
Episode #972: The Day the Houses Went Up For Sale
Episode #971: Angela!
Episode #970: The Death of a Bloodline
Episode #969: The Day is Yours...at Night
Episode #968: What A Crazy Game of Poker
Episode #967: Halfway Up The Shaft
Episode #966: In the Bunker Below the Basement
Episode #965: The Cut-Throat World of Fashion
Episode #964: Rate of Decay
Episode #963: Review Mirror
Episode #962: The Lonely Zone
Episode #961: Sauce Preparations & Research
Episode #960: Soupy Joe’s Wild Ride
Episode #959: Aaron Brooks Is Going To Japan!
Episode #958: Hot Hung Dudes
Episode #957: Since The Towers Fell
Episode #956: Ape Freak-Out Noise
Episode #955: The Lonely Spot
Episode #954: Horny Dinners
Episode #953: Overweight Comedian Loses Dog Pagent
Episode #952: A Tragic Night in Lubbock
Episode #951: The First Egg of the Day
Episode #950: For Those Who Want It
Episode #949: Obscure and Tightly Guarded
Episode #948: The Accordion Squeeze Test
Episode #947: The Dancing of My Tongue
Episode #946: The Motorcycle Men of Terrywood Glen
Episode #945: Two Egg Minimum
Episode #944: A Feat of Inhumanity
Episode #943: Overweight Comedian Taken To Hospital
Episode #942: An International Man of Pleasure
Episode #941: ¡Vamanos, Ernesto!
Episode #940: Pinched All The Time
Episode #939: America's Bean Boy
Episode #938: The Untrustworthy Rhythm of an Auctioneer
Episode #937: The Gal Zone (Secret Podcast Crossover)
Episode #936: Traditional American Cuisine
Episode #935: Struggling with Chopsticks
Episode #934: Finely Polished Brass
Episode #933: Whiplash Rodeo
Episode #932: The Lunar Happiness Index
Episode #931: Your Own Private Lasagna
Episode #930: The Moment Where Film Fucking Died
Episode #929: The Perfect Amount of Smoke
Episode #928: All Natural, Never Frozen
Episode #927: U.S.S. Destroyer 69420
Episode #926: Around the Crown
Episode #925: Apologies for Earlier
Episode #924: A Lineage of the Blade
Episode #923: Just the Mess
Episode #922: The Old Eyeball
Episode #921: The Unknown Soldier of Dupo
Episode #920: Thin Cotton Pants
Episode #919: Hotel For Lovers
Episode #918: Cold Little Nose
Episode #917: Revolutions in Home Theatre Technology
Episode #916: Lost in the Woods For Awhile
Episode #915: In the Shadow of the Statue of Liberty
Episode #914: The Most Mysterious Man in Poker
Episode #913: Home of God
Episode #912: Two Beowulfs Fighting Each Other
Episode #911: A Place of Friendship
Episode #910: Your Pipes Combine
Episode #909: The Woods Have Gone Silent
Episode #908: The Multiverse Saga, Part Three- The Conclusion
Episode #907: Hungry the Whole Time
Episode #906: Arm and Arm
Episode #905: Upper Body and Determination
Episode #904: A Big Boy's Game
Episode #903 - Size and Shape
Episode #902 - When the Wolves Come Out
Episode #901: The Multiverse Saga, Part Two - The Sampson Situation
The 900th Episode Lanalax Spectacular: A Piece of Dave
Episode #899: The Incident in Monaco
Episode #898: Muy Guapo
Episode #897: The Multiverse Saga, Part One - Aaron Takes Vatican City
Episode #896: Wives, Kids, Commitments
Episode #895: The Comedy Navy
Episode #894: A Night Alive With Vibrance
Episode #893: A Burdensome Amount Of Pens
Episode #892: A Dean Family Christmas
Episode #891: Alive With Passion
Episode #890: A Conversation About Pasta
Episode #889: To Be A Champion In Dupo, Illinois
Episode #888: A Ghost On His Tail
Episode #887: The Seas of Infinity
Episode #886: Somewhere Outside of Denton
Episode #885: The Waves That Drowned Atlantis
Episode #884: The Standard
Episode #883: Their Unextinguished Flame
Episode #882: Local Politics
Episode #881: Dupeaux
Episode #880: A Soft Little Garden of Daisies
Episode #879: Running the Blade
Episode #878: Like a Little Worm
Episode #877: The Fabulous Aaron
Episode #876: The First Leap Into The Leaves
Episode #875: Moon-Tang
Episode #874: The First Cheese of the Year
Episode #873: The Quest for the Intergalactic Order of the Serpent
Episode #872: The Greek Freak
Episode #871: The Dupo Chronicles, Chapter 6 - Michael Caine Teaches Typing
Episode #870: The Bridge of a Size Nine
Episode #869: League Night
Episode #868: His Boys’ Charm
Episode #867: That Northern Virginia Zeitgeist
Episode #866: A Wordless Scream
Episode #865: Rat Dreams
Episode #864: The Murky Black of Lady Bird Lake
Episode #863: The Green Pepper Disaster of the Year
Episode #862: All Gummed Up
Episode #861: Diaries of Famous German Softball Legends
Episode #860: Christ-Driven Romances
Episode #859: Tender With a Crunch
Episode #858: The Moonlit Well
Episode #857: Insider Food Information
Episode #856: Rock Block
Episode #855: The Tour of Italy
Episode #854: A Failure On Every Level
Episode #853: Paralyzed in the Lotion Aisle
Episode #852: Best Calves in America Die by Tragedy
Episode #851: A Sweet Syrupy Sensual Sax Solo
Episode #850: Fat Boy Style
Episode #849: I’m Dead Till I Die
Episode #848: The Thickest Pen on the Market
Episode #847: Tight Stone Shaft
Episode #846: A Lifetime of Self-Pleasure
Episode #845: A Frustrated Silence
Episode #844: A Nesting Doll of Moves
Episode #843: Overweight Luger Dies at the Hand of Tom Brady
Episode #842: Big Stack
Episode #841: A German Temperament
Episode #840: Ham-Heads & Lonely Hearts
Episode #839: Something Soft and Sweet
Episode #838: The Dupo Chronicles, Chapter 5 - Dead Man's Ravine
Episode #837: Stovetops in the Dark
Episode #836: When Justice Flew Away
Episode #835: Man With No One
Episode #834: A Nose For Italian
Episode #833: Pure Canine Instinct
Episode #832: Le Eçspencion
Episode #831: Harvey Keitel High
Episode #830: A Reclaimed Ford Fiesta
Episode #829: An Aaron-Shaped Box
Episode #828: A National Disgrace
Episode #827: This Time It's Personal
Episode #826: Paper-Boy Prime
Episode #825: An Audible Sizzle
Episode #824: The Cheese Before the Fall
Episode #823: A Dry Boy Leaving the Desert
Episode #822: Brooks Fest II
Episode #821: The Executive Game
Episode #820: That Hog on the Air
Episode #819: They Can Hear the Blood
Episode #818: Building a Life Inside a Mall
Episode #817: The Biggest Chip Gets the Deepest Dip
Episode #816: The Angel News
#815: The Nut-Man Cash-Man
#814 - All the Moves
#813 - A Real Occult Guy
#812 - The Arkansas Paint Job
#811 - The Dead Eyes of Venus: an Aaron Brooks Adventure
#810 - The Parts of Canada That Have Never Known Flame
#809: Dramatic Juicy Drama
#808 - A Very Large Booth
#807 - The Blade Master
#806 - His Buttery Heaven
#805 - An Hour Outside of Dupo
#804 - The Wet Devil
The Lanalax Corporation #803 - A Slick Paste
The Raiders of Terrywood Glen
The Phoenix Bean
The Deepest Roar Anyone’s Made
John Coltrane Vibrations
The Dance Between Two Lovers Yet To Be
Trampolines Across State Lines
A Soft Sweet Kiss
The Ball-Pit Stays
The Stillness of the Martian Night
Night Platinum
A Very Obedient Position
The Dupo Chronicles Chapter 4 - Christmas with The Goodwins
Full as a Dog’s Tick
The Charles Manson Impersonator Circuit
The Betrayal of Tammy Quan
Welcome to Lovecraft Volume 5 - The Cutting Edge of Butt Fitness
Certified Blessing
A Really Remarkable Burger King Experience
A Right-Wing Cookie Establishment
Lock-In at the Laser Tag
No-Sway Technology
Pat-Shaped Void
The Unsolvable Equation of Baphomet
The Space Between the Aisles
A Single Bird on a Summer's Morning
The Stalker of Terrywood Glen
A Very Specific Chill
Wheels of the Future
Grandma's Secret Chowder
An Iconic Shot
The Sandwich Will Be Enough
Banjos and Bananas
The Dupo Chronicles, Chapter III - In a Backflipping Mood
Pierce the Pine Curtain
Fred Durst Won't Let Me Down
A Significant Amount of Chips
Release the Squint
A Really Lax Jail
Pat the Pipe
No Farting at the Masters
Red and Gold and Perfect
The Hungry-Boy Route
A LoveThat Will Sing Forever
The Sanctity of Retail
A Very Intense Piece of Pasta
Coalitions of the Non-Bald
The Dupo Chronicles - Chapter II: I Sentence You to Chili
So You Made it to Mars
The Battle of Lewinsville Road
The Tension at Terrywood Glen
The Last Remaining Lobster in Los Angeles
Too Ugly for the Bible
A Buffalo Wing Renaissance
Full Refractory Mode
I Would Welcome Death in Lieu of This Sandwich
Firm Grip, Dry Palm
The Dupo Chronicles, Part 1
All-Jail Football League
The Northern Wing of JC Penney
On the Wings of Love
Welcome to Lovecraft Vol. 4 - The Outer Dark
Aching Empty Stomach
A Hail of Hammers
A Dollar Twenty-Five
The Board of Contributions to Society
One Game to Win Them All: The Story of Dupo High
Dater's Thumb
Beefy John’s Bed and Breakfast
Z Time
The Lanalax Cartoon Union
One if by Land, Two if by Sea
The Chimes That Will Ring Upon New Ears
That Small-Time Library Feel
Trucks of the Sea
Rivers of Actual Blood
Apples & Sausage
A Bad Year for the Carolinas
The Cold Daddy
Paul the Wanderer
The Fairytales of the Soul
I Can't Stop Hurting People
Drummies
Where The Wishes Go
A Smooth Trip Through With Your Knife
The Sphinx
A Perfect Sunday Guinness
The Child Saga, Volume 1: Travis - A Scream That Could Bleed
Lip to Lip
As Loud As God
The Dirty Man
69 Fuck
The Purest Water Known to Any Canine
A Gentle Flapping of Wings
Twins at Night
Errin on the Side of Aaron
The Red Right Hand
Gooey as Hell But Easy to Swallow
A Sprinkler of Blood
The Big Plunge
Overweight Comedian Sings Creed at Funeral for Overweight Comedian
Little Pat Midnight and the Case of the Murdered Lover
I Farted With My Ass
Starbright
The Shadow of His Shaft
Dr Touch: This Ain't My First Medical Study
Welcome to Lovecraft, Volume 3
Timberlake and Fatone
Topaz at Midnight
Little Pat Midnight and the Case of Step Ahead Fred
Weekend Lasagna
Mix Them Both In My Mouth
The Little Black Dress of Chips
Bucket Pat
Oops, Daddy
Patrick Ewing Can Do What He Wants
All My Sex Is Had In Texas
Sharp Like a Knife: The Story of Charles Sharpling: A Biopic
John Cougar Melon Cam
The Tittddles Girls
A Gentleman's Amount Of Peach
The Tarpster
Mondays
Buffalo Spittoon
Shoes For Cruise Crews
Dawn of the Calandar Wars (The Worst Impression We’ve Ever Had On This Show)
Balls Hill
A Hitman's Hitman
The Swarm
Aaron Brooks In: Welcome to Lovecraft Vol 2
Smokey
The Family Plot
Sotheby Himself
A Widow's Bar
The Emerald Coast
Hot Concrete
Summer Sausage
Aaron Brooks In: Welcome to Lovecraft Volume 1
The Pleasure Is Mine
The Partycar
A Two Napkin Mystery
The Imaginary Adventures, Part 1 of 3: Set Fire To The Masts
A Kiss That Meant Something
Pamazon
Derek K From Dominos
Half Dead and Dripping Wet
Still a Little Warm, Still a Little Soft
Life Is Short And Brutal
Pesto Change-o
The Cheese Bill Gates Eats (You Live You Laugh You Love: Laredo)
Hey There, Partner
The Year Of Dreams
Little Pat Midnight and the Case of the MIssing Cats
Cruel Nation Productions
It's Red Tonight, Baby
Baby Daddy Pat
The White Squid
Signing Birdhouses
Biscuits & Honey
Underwater Pat
Somebody’s Gotta Watch the Leaves
Mostly Ups, Not a Lot of Downs
Sandwiches in International Water
Still Man
Piss City
Raspberry Husk
Sleepy Time Tank
Survivor's Guilt
The Gem of the World
The Pie Guys: An Aaron Brooks Adventure
Deep Fried Dick
A Grisly Asterisk
A Pat Dean Special
The Last Innocent Summer
A Way With The Storm
A Remorseful Bobcat
Three Shrimp at Once
Little Pat Midnight and the Missing Bike
A Ponytail In The Summer Twilight
Salads and Puzzles
My Name Is Kid
Sizzling Grilled Onions in the Distance
The Salty Pear
Snake Eyes
Lights Out At 42
Aaron Brooks In: Where'd All Those Cats Go?
The Quick
He Cranks It out in Slow Motion
Magic Hands
Complete Hedonists
A Carbon-Based Life Form in Ecstasy
For Newton
Rusty Edges
The Bookstore Bandit
Pat Boyardeen
A Feast of Digits
Patrique Dean
Bank Pizza
Pat Dean's Vegan Surprise
Jiffy Lube Joker
U.S. Police Horse Force Showdown
Aaron Brooks, Your Life Is A Musical
Nothing But Dresses
Banana Fest
Little Pat Midnight and the Roller Derby Mugging
Charles-Heavy City
Pepperoni Productions
An Evening With Green Day
Hello, Nurse!
The Toy Boys
The Saga of the Black Eyed King: The Conclusion
The Scream of the Deer
16-24-36
Tough Guy Wine
The Nutmeg Megnut
Married for Two Days
Little Pat Midnight and the Gold Medals
The Revenge of George W Bush
A Well-Oiled Machine
The Saga of the Black Eyed King: Part II: Blade of Justice?
Undead John Bonham
At Great Personal Expense
A Daily Treat for Patrick
Plush
Butter You Bought on the Side of the Road
The Eerie Sound of the Birds
The Mayor of Babe City
Four Swords That Are Gonna Get Ya
An Honorary Uncle
Buoyant and Ready to Rock
The Saga of the Black Eyed King: Part I: We Stand Divided (Come on and Get Yourself a Godfather)
The Flush Man
Tomorrow's the End of the World
Cat Fu
Egg, Bacon, and Cheese, Please
An Admirable Trait
As Bold as the Woman Who Stole My Heart
Hand Bones
No Business, All Pleasure
The Grime
Who Killed Aaron Brooks Part 2 of 2 : The Conclusion
Always Cutting Deals
The Cats Are Back in Town
Gurt Turtleton
A Melange of Onions
My Good Foot
Nicole Russell In: My Country Lies Bleeding
Who Killed Aaron Brooks: Part 1 of 2
The University of Hate
Little Pat Midnight and the Red Sunglasses
A Blanket Favor
Money
Brain Buddies
7th Grade District Champs: 45-23 vs. St. Mary's (RIP)
Winter Wonderland
The Carcass of the Soul: An Aaron Brooks Adventure
Hey, I Got You in a Chokehold
A Scarlet Tie and a Silver Tongue
Pat Dean: The Youngest Man to Ever Die of Old Age
Hutch the Clutch
Anxious for Shrimp
The Surprisingly Dark and Haunting History of Pizza Delivery
Pauly Shore High School
The Eggman's Affair
Hand Combat Gear
Buff Prison Ferret
Protocol Boat Sweep
No Moms Allowed
No Claps, No Laughter, Not Even Crickets
Covered in Spikes
Freeze Tag
Irish Eyes
Leaping Larry
A Country Lounge
Lake Titicaca 2: Back for More
Summer of Crane
Overweight Talk Show Host Found Dead
The Fuzziest Navel
Cranberry Pumpkin Milk
Center of the Heart
The Frozen Earth Saga: Part III: Mars Stands Victorious
Diamonds That Know How to Hurt
The Standof
A Tyrannosaurus Rex Couldn’t Scare Me Worse Than the Thought of Not Having You
The Slick One
New Wolf City
Buried Between Some Thighs
Rich Kid City
Sally Go Round the Roses: An Andrew Clarkston Adventure
Overweight Comedian Murdered
Cruisin' Pat
There's No Stars
Solid Chili Guy
Politricks: An Aaron Brooks Seduction
Stuffed
Yellow
The Day the Shop Closed
Juniors Against Jackin'
Election
Passion for Pasta
Hummingbird Fever
Nails, Baby
Under the Magnifying Glass
Charcuterie, Charcuterie, Charcuterie
Our Father, the God
Bundled Up
Chia Pat
Overweight Comedian Amongst Those Dead
Cruise With No Rules
Chicken Fried Rice Medical Farts
The King of Nacogdoches
Miracle
The Cat Came Back, Jack: A Ben Cholok Adventure
Doggin Around
Where Legends Go to Die
Covered in Blood
Gentlemen, Jr.
Assalt on Meatcinct 13
Tap
Mutually Beneficial Relationship
Accidental Tiger
The Lanalax Corporation...the Conclusion???
Danny Goodwin Made a Mistake
Aaron Brooks Experience
Flamingo Especial
Too Much Nasty for One Room
June 23, 1997
Insinuation
Squirt Kings
Fisher of the Timestream
Totally Unprovoked
Musical Edging
A Chicken Sandwich for the Thinking Man
I Know What You Did That Summer
The Battle for Cola Supremacy
Mars II
Who?
The Beast That Feasts
The Swingman
The Frozen Earth Saga: Part II: The Moon Is a Harsh Mistress
Bottle Rocket
Birdie
The Passenger
Meatball Enthusiast
On Pale Pond
Kryptonite
The Gentleman's Inch
Snooze Monster
The Frozen Earth Saga: Part I: A Scream of Winter
You Have Got To Be Shitting Me
Beef Dusties
Mister Doorknob
A Silly Little Toy
Hand Sandwich
An Intense Hum
Hello, Caribbean!
A Kingdom of Cuckoo Clocks: An Aaron Brooks Adventure
Hands That Shoot
Mort
Flutter City
A Hot Bike Through Butter
The Boxcar Dustup 2019
Rockadilly
Easy There, Fellas
Strong For His Size
The Pitter Patter of Plastic Feet
Revenge Glasses
The B Out Front
A Love Letter on the Surface of the Moon
Croonin'
Thirstquencher
Spice Boy
Guyroids
Ed the Onion Boy
Tasty Treats
Fluffed
Prescribed Wine
The Marlin
Serenity
Danny Offthemap
Soupicide
Lighthouse Shaped Hole
Sam Tallent in: What a Wacky Day
Tittytruck
Darker Than a Thousand Midnights
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