All Episodes

Episode 149: Return of the towel boy and the Spurs doomometer

Episode 148: World Cup playoff fever

Episode 147: Medicinal Bodø/Glimt

Episode 146: Know your place, peasants

Episode 145: Too cold to sit in trees

Episode 144: Cows watching the train go by

Episode 143: The weekend that made me go "huh"

Episode 142: Chesty Oliver

Episode 141: Forest ham

Episode 140: The Chris Gaines phase

Episode 139: You have to have the badness so you can have the fun

Episode 138: Secular Ned Flanders

Episode 137: Big Foreheads, Bad Teams

Episode 136: International week appreciation pod

Episode 135: Hot take trash bazaar

Episode 134: The Kick-A-Resort

Episode 133: That stink doesn't belong to Lars

Episode 132: United win at Anfield

Episode 131: England's World Cup prospects and the return of Peter's Brain

Episode 130: Mileage may vary

Episode 129: Some of it stayed in

Episode 128: Caution, weird subs and hoovering

Episode 127: Thank-y

Episode 126: Danny Kelly on Spurs, Levy and life itself

Episode 125: No horses in the pool

Episode 124: The Transfer Deadline No Transfer Pod

Episode 123: The Ambulance Chasers

Episode 122: First impressions

Episode 121: Season preview time!

Episode 120: 1.5 pivot, Blilly Joel and Peter reads the phone book

Episode 119: More vague transfer nonsense

Episode 118: Vague transfer nonsense

Episode 117: Won't somebody think of the Gold Cup?

Episode 116: Season review with Peter

Episode 115: Transfer talk with Tor Kristian Karlsen

Episode 114: Well, at least it's something

Episode 113: Hyped for Nouhou

Episode 112: Best young players in the world with Tor-Kristian Karlsen

Episode 111: Mark the date

Episode 110: Is the season bad?

Episode 109: Bring back Deuce

Episode 108: Newcastle win something, Tuchel's first squad, and next season's Forest

Episode 107: Losing games is bad

Episode 106: The Disgusting Brothers

Episode 105: The resort from a resort

Episode 104: Transfer window round-up and good vibes at the Emirates

Episode 103: Try again. Fail Again. In the exact same way.

Episode 102: Turkish delight with Andy Brassell

Episode 101: The Re-Moysening, and Arsenal anxiety

Episode 100: Ruben rallies, Ange is angry

Episode 99: The Fulham episode with Archie Rhind Tutt

Episode 98: A party in the exhaust port

Episode 97: Hot numbers, big takes

Episode 96: Ten Hag departs

Episode 95: Killing Peter softly

Episode 94: The right kind of aggro

Episode 93: The right amount of Moyes

Episode 92: Like Steely Dan

Episode 91: Creative tension can be good

Episode 90: No lessons have been learned

Episode 89: Previews, predictions and Peter

Episode 88: Dutch manoeuvres

Episode 87: Why go home when you can go to Spain?

Episode 86: Are you Italy in disguise?

Episode 85: Spain dismantle the doomsday device

Episode 84: Not good, but less bad

Episode 83: Goals optional

Episode 82: The fun is back! (feat. Andy Brassell)

Episode 81: The cult of Vegas Elvis

Episode 80: The possum lives!

Episode 79: Into the knockouts we go

Episode 78: Group stage check-in and knockout preview with Peter

Episode 77: Mayhem in Tbilisi

Episode 76: French boo-boo, English doo-doo

Episode 75: Isn't someone going to kick this man?

Episode 74: Curse? What curse?

Episode 73: Mostly just a curse dispenser at this point

Episode 72: Dark horse redemption!

Episode 71: So much bad

Episode 70: The b-word

Episode 69: A pleasing amount of chaos

Episode 68: Dark horse lasagna (feat. Andy Brassell)

Episode 67: England get away with it, Denmark doesn't

Episode 66: A different Spain?

Episode 65: Auf gehts!

Episode 64: Predictions

Episode 63: Group F

Episode 62: Group E

Episode 61: Group D

Episode 60: Group C

Episode 59: Group B

Episode 58: Group A

Episode 57: Oh, this again

Episode 56: Dream signigns with Tor-Kristian Karlsen

Episode 55: Review of the season, part 2

Episode 54: Review of the season, part 1

Episode 53: Manager madness with TK Karlsen

Episode 52: Angeball deflation and revenge of the numbers

Episode 51: Best young players in the world with Tor-Kristian Karlsen, part 3

Episode 50: Best young players in the world with Tor-Kristian Karlsen, part 2

Episode 49: Best young players in the world with Tor-Kristian Karlsen, part 1

Episode 48: Slip-up Sunday, disaster Wednesday

Episode 47: Wrecked by the doughnut of doom

Episode 46: Uhm what?

Episode 45: UCL draw and Peter's brain

Episode 44: The Texan resort

Episode 43: Manchester woes and the circle of Dyche

Episode 42: Glasner, The Moyesening and streaky Eddie

Episode 41: The Moyes and the Furious

Episode 40: The quietest window, and many goals

Episode 39: Emergency Kloppisode

Episode 38: Top 39 revisited, with Tor-Kristian Karlsen

Episode 37: In the best conditions, under direct supervision

Episode 36: KdB'ed

Episode 35: Cup fever and wayward Germans

Episode 34: Zombies, crosses and crisis pillows

Episode 33: Are you feeling festive?

Episode 32: The good, the bad and the goofy

Episode 31: Sir Jim Ratcliffe at Nice, with Andy Brassell

Episode 30: Expected fun (xF)

Episode 29: Classy dishwater and Big Jorginho Energy

Episode 28: Miles Coleman, part 2

Episode 27: Miles Coleman, part 1

Episode 26: Pedro, take the wheel

Episode 25: Not bloated, actually fine

Episode 24: Season bets

Episode 23: Season preview, part 2

Episode 22: Season preview, part 1

Episode 21: Gunners reload with Timber and Rice

Episode 20: Review of the season, part 2

Episode 19: Review of the season, part 1

Episode 18: Treble winners, caveat champions

Episode 17: An interesting sales technique

Episode 16: To Dare is To Kangaroo

Episode 15: It was a cow all along!

Episode 14: You don't even go here

Episode 13: These are some high-end time-wasters

Episode 12: In case of emergency break glass

Episode 11: Bad is the new good

Episode 10: I'm rooting for the flames at this point

Episode 9: It's just very hard to look away

Episode 8: The nepo baby and the Death Star

Episode 7: Best young players in the world with Tor-Kristian Karlsen, part 3

Episode 6: Best young players in the world with Tor-Kristian Karlsen, part 2

Episode 5: Best young players in the world with Tor-Kristian Karlsen, part 1

Episode 4: The Combine Harvester of Doom

Episode 3: An inferior frog

Episode 2: RB Brighton Upon Thames

Episode 1: Go sit in the river