The Lars Resort

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The Lars Resort

A haven for football chat, hot takes and cool breeze.

  1. 149

    Episode 149: Return of the towel boy and the Spurs doomometer

    The pod is back! As is Peter the towel boy. The league is on, Rosenior is out, and where are Spurs on the big doomometer?

  2. 148

    Episode 148: World Cup playoff fever

    Peter and I are HYPED for the World Cup playoffs.

  3. 147

    Episode 147: Medicinal Bodø/Glimt

    Peter and I ponder some unexpected... incidents in the Champions League. And look ahead. To stuff.

  4. 146

    Episode 146: Know your place, peasants

    NLD fallout, and a much longer chat about Oliver Glasner than you might expect.

  5. 145

    Episode 145: Too cold to sit in trees

    Thomas Frank departs, refereeing by vibes and the relegation battle

  6. 144

    Episode 144: Cows watching the train go by

    Spurs hand Arsenal the title, possibly. Why do City keep doing this? And United are STILL BACK.

  7. 143

    Episode 143: The weekend that made me go "huh"

    Man United are BACK. Arsenal angst. Villa roll on.

  8. 142

    Episode 142: Chesty Oliver

    Wild start to 2026 as 10% of Premier League managers sacked already.

  9. 141

    Episode 141: Forest ham

    Chelsea vs Newcastle, missives from DH and Peter gets Villa'ed

  10. 140

    Episode 140: The Chris Gaines phase

    Peter makes his most obscure reference yet, Todd's whatsapp returns, Bruno is unhappy and the body lanugage experts have spoken. There is a lot to get involved in this week.

  11. 139

    Episode 139: You have to have the badness so you can have the fun

    Pining for the quiet dignity of Diana Ross' penalty kick

  12. 138

    Episode 138: Secular Ned Flanders

    Midweek musings on Chelsea, Aston Villa, City, Fulham, etc. Pre-World Cup draw thoughts.

  13. 137

    Episode 137: Big Foreheads, Bad Teams

    Peter and I reflect on a pretty goofy week overall

  14. 136

    Episode 136: International week appreciation pod

    Mostly me being happy about Norway. Can't be helped.

  15. 135

    Episode 135: Hot take trash bazaar

    I'm feeling slightly more combative than usual this week, and Peter brings the voice of reason.

  16. 134

    Episode 134: The Kick-A-Resort

    Schedules align, just about, for Peter and I to chat about Champions League goings on, look ahead to the big game of the weekend and some OTHER STUFF

  17. 133

    Episode 133: That stink doesn't belong to Lars

    Are set pieces evil? Who holds the Premier League crisis pillow? Whose stink is it? These and many other questions answered in this week's pod.

  18. 132

    Episode 132: United win at Anfield

    Breathing space for Amorim, more questions for Liverpool, Ange out and other big subjects.

  19. 131

    Episode 131: England's World Cup prospects and the return of Peter's Brain

    We chat England, some PL tidbits and we have the majestic return of everyone's favorite quiz: Peter's Brain

  20. 130

    Episode 130: Mileage may vary

    Are they in crisis? Let's find out! Liverpool, Nottingham Forest, World Cup tickets and Landon Donovan's hair.

  21. 129

    Episode 129: Some of it stayed in

    Arsenal pass a test, an unwelcome return of ref chat and I ask Peter what is wrong with Americans. Needless to say, the episode is our most heavily edited to date.

  22. 128

    Episode 128: Caution, weird subs and hoovering

    Caution at the Emirates, United win a game and other wild tales

  23. 127

    Episode 127: Thank-y

    The long walk from Baku, Pep curiosities and the sack race. The Champions League is back, and so is Peter!

  24. 126

    Episode 126: Danny Kelly on Spurs, Levy and life itself

    Very special guest time as the wonderful Danny Kelly stops by the resort. We chat Spurs, Levy, and what it all means.

  25. 125

    Episode 125: No horses in the pool

    Levy leaves! Nunout! Reheated transfer guff! Much to get through with Peter in a predictably bloated episode

  26. 124

    Episode 124: The Transfer Deadline No Transfer Pod

    When they zig, we zag! Or actually we'll do transfers later in the week. El Moyesy, Villa-woe and shaky City and other stuff here.

  27. 123

    Episode 123: The Ambulance Chasers

    Friends fear they are talking about Manchester United again

  28. 122

    Episode 122: First impressions

    Football is happening! It has happened, we saw it happen, so Peter and I discuss what we think we saw. (it's possible I should make more of an effort with this descriptions)

  29. 121

    Episode 121: Season preview time!

    Podding through illness, thank God for Peter. Come for our dodgy predictions, stay for the ticking clock drama of my voice slowly disintegrating.

  30. 120

    Episode 120: 1.5 pivot, Blilly Joel and Peter reads the phone book

    The last of these mid-summer, holding pattern pods. Football is coming!

  31. 119

    Episode 119: More vague transfer nonsense

    Yes! It's still this! Except this episode felt like it was all tangent all the time. Does also include an anecdote with a twist you will not see coming.

  32. 118

    Episode 118: Vague transfer nonsense

    Yes, it's that time of the year, so that's what we're doing.

  33. 117

    Episode 117: Won't somebody think of the Gold Cup?

    The World Club Cup is happening, but for various reasons it's not quite doing it for us. Peter brings the American perspective, and we make our worst prediction so far..

  34. 116

    Episode 116: Season review with Peter

    Peter is back on the pod for belated Europa League final chat, reflections on #AngeOut, and a very painful look back at our very rubbish pre-season predictions.

  35. 115

    Episode 115: Transfer talk with Tor Kristian Karlsen

    Big names! Big stories! Hot takes! Etc and so on.

  36. 114

    Episode 114: Well, at least it's something

    Peter and I look ahead to the massively exciting finale of this very memorable Premier League season, as well as the Europa League final. Can you lose 20 games in the league and still have a good season?

  37. 113

    Episode 113: Hyped for Nouhou

    Pod is back! Peter and I talk CL, there are inevitable complaints about Spurs and United, and we ask the crucial question: Does anyone have Club World Cup fever?

  38. 112

    Episode 112: Best young players in the world with Tor-Kristian Karlsen

    It's that time of the year again! International man of mystery and giant football brain Tor-Kristian Karlsen stops by the resort to talk about his annual list of the 39 best players in the world aged 21 and under, compiled for ESPN. Top, top content.

  39. 111

    Episode 111: Mark the date

    A truly landmark occasion for the pod as I make an original point, and we discuss something Peter feels is the most interesting thing we've discussed for quite a long time. Exciting times.

  40. 110

    Episode 110: Is the season bad?

    Liverpool's title procession continues, there is a rare outbreak of REF CHAT on the resort, and I dare ask Peter the question that really matters: Is the season bad?

  41. 109

    Episode 109: Bring back Deuce

    Just how bad are the USMNT? Are Norway actually going to qualify for something this time around? And some other stuff

  42. 108

    Episode 108: Newcastle win something, Tuchel's first squad, and next season's Forest

    Emotional scenes as Saudi-Arabia win their first trophy in English football. We look at teams that could be next season's Forest, and ask the very original question: Are England any good? Big content.

  43. 107

    Episode 107: Losing games is bad

    This week we drop perhaps our most controversial take ever on the pod: Losing games is, in fact, bad.

  44. 106

    Episode 106: The Disgusting Brothers

    Peter and I attempt to dissect the weekend's FA Cup action, but quickly get sidetracked into talking about the thing we're trying not to talk about.

  45. 105

    Episode 105: The resort from a resort

    Lars is on holiday, but is psychologically incapable of switching off entirely (I'm sure that's healthy) so no reason not to pod. Peter does a lot of heaving lifting. FA-cup! Are City good again? Are Liverpool having an actual blip? The inagural MLS jet ski cove! And other things as well!

  46. 104

    Episode 104: Transfer window round-up and good vibes at the Emirates

    It's all about the vibes as City are pantsed by Arsenal. Also, several transfers happened before the window closed.

  47. 103

    Episode 103: Try again. Fail Again. In the exact same way.

    Lars runs out of patience, Peter likes Bournemouth, we are all prescribed some Pepid Moyesiola.

  48. 102

    Episode 102: Turkish delight with Andy Brassell

    "Full stadiums and fans who make you feel like Jesus". I'm in Istanbul with Andy Brassell, who tells us about Ole's most recent wheel, Mourinho being Mourinho, and Galatasaray's Bosporus Galacticos.

  49. 101

    Episode 101: The Re-Moysening, and Arsenal anxiety

    As loveless marriages are ended, Moyes and Potter are both back on the scene. And what now for Arsenal, after double cup woe?

  50. 100

    Episode 100: Ruben rallies, Ange is angry

    New year, new pod, and for once Peter gets to talk about Manchester United being... not terrible.

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A haven for football chat, hot takes and cool breeze.

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Lars Sivertsen

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