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the letters and things — 149 episodes
149. *presidential episode* he who controls the trains ...
148. *boat girl summer* a turducken of exploitation
147. *boat girl summer* angering the sea gods
146. *presidential episode* raise your hand if you've been violated by Bill Clinton
145. *boat girl summer* the only way is Essex
144. *boat girl summer* gold rush
143. *boat girl summer* the war of 1812 rears its ugly head
142. *boat girl summer* semantic satiation
141. *boat girl summer* internalised boat stress
140. *presidential episode* trash ass Jackson
139. *boat girl summer* the ass end of the Cutty Sark
138. *boat girl summer* it's a submersible, sweetie
137. *boat girl summer* unsinkable II
136. *presidential episode* I need to see the manager
135. Samantha and Samantha
134. fun, silly princess
133. *presidential episode* get that lobotomy!
132. HONEY, IT'S MOTHERS DAY!
131. JFK in Mexico
130. apologies to Puerto Rico
129. *presidential episode* two bad dudes from Virginia
128. la biblioteca
127. enjoy your (buttered popcorn) jellybeans
126. "international something something"
125. *presidential episode* the most loved man by men
124. the pain of adulthood: hiding your own eggs
123. turn towards Satan and eat your Cool Ranch Doritos
122. entering the season of hate (March)
121. *presidential episode* the ongoing controversy of George Washington
120. lusty yearning and haunting (Cherub-related)
119. it's Wuthering Heights season
118. take no nonsense, leave no survivors (ft. Neptune in Aries)
117. moving on and out
116. may you stay off the FBI watch list
115. *presidential episode* the fed's founding father and other dirtbags
114. an absolute unit of a card
113. plague of tinned fishes
112. shark jamboree
111. caught at a later date
110. il papa and the Iran-Contra affair
109. save a turkey, eat a cheese board
108. Scarlet O' Hare Airport
107. erotic stationary
106. pet of the month
105. desperately seeking mood shift
104. feet swaddled like baby Jesus
103. patches, stars, points
102. 80 degrees in October
101. squirty cream
100. Unterseeboot
99. [Memoirs] the growing season is too long
98. [Memoirs] mixing economics and death
97. [Memoirs] 2 Christmas 2 Furious
96. [Memoirs] treat yourself (to Googling of Anthrax)
95. [Memoirs] trigger warning: devastation
94. [Memoirs] Walt Disney's frozen head
93. [Memoirs] four babies all the same age and 100 Dalmatian puppies
92. [Memoirs] eliminate it
91. [Memoirs] doc, angel, coach
90. [Memoirs] being a cowgirl is an identity, not a sport
89. [Memoirs] she ate, left no pets
88. [Memoirs] mom traum
87. dark thoughts on pretty stationary
86. Freiberg in the snow
85. Founding Fathers Day
84. greeting card Nostradamus
83. by the numbers
82. the all staff email of yesteryear
81. the founding father you never knew
80. Mama mia gasolina the remix
79. unsafe ladders and the people who use them
78. idealists causing chaos
77. avoid oral instructions
76. 33 thousand chickens
75. [The Advertiser] based on a true story!
74. [The Advertiser] the end?
73. [The Advertiser] the penultimate
72. [The Advertiser] I had to briskly touch his bulge
71. [The Advertiser] Boy Scout Dick shows up
70. [The Advertiser] so mad we Googled and mathed
69. [The Advertiser] John, Jack, Meg, Peg
68. [The Advertiser] live to be cursed another day
67. [The Advertiser] the worst kept secret service
66. [The Advertiser] February 22, 1966 a day that lives in infamy
65. [The Advertiser] the private anguish of snakes in Hawai'i
64. [The Advertiser] Galena, Illinois and the Pluym Cafe, local hood hangout
63. [The Advertiser] Dud falls for the charm of secret agent Mike Johnson
62. [The Advertiser] a Facebook Marketplace transcript
61. Hallmark Christmas Movie Special
60. A Very Chester Hanukkahmas
59. trigger warning: big bummer
58. play stressed, work stressed
57. gratitude for the USPS
56. a quickie from Mickey
55. If that was the worst thing the British did
54. pop off, Grandpa!
53. pressure, shame, and gossip
52. kept, but not curated
51. Love Language: Large Greeting Cards
50. Greetings from the Hotel Rogers!
49. Amity Rod & Gun Club Clubhouse
48. two Benadryl special edition
47. you hug warm
46. the human animal
45. The resurrection, Jesus' first coming ... in August
44. To Love to Live Laugh Love
43. We came, we saw, we prognosticated.
42. Is hoarding genetic?
41. Don't look a gift hieroglyph in the mouth
40. Quotable Canine Quips
39. In remembrance of Jane Hill
38. Find out what happens when people stop being polite and start getting real.
37. Letters at 97
36. Sexual George Washington
35. Dearest Darling, Dearest Heart
34. Beerocrat
33. Happy Father's Day, Dad!
32. Stocks and socks and jade and ships
31. Accidental cult leader and AI card poems
30. Great Aunt Sex Cult
29. Grandpa's BDE handwriting
28. Some kind of luging game
27. He's just Ken.
26. Another stack of miscellenea
25. Par Avion! Post from overseas.
24. Greeting card pick n mix
23. Hallo! and Tschüss! from Auntie!
22. Grandma Micky's 40th birthday card bonanza
21. Stocks and socks and avocado green cookware
20. Greeting card bonanza
19. Bad news in terrible handwriting
18. U.S.S. Chester History Part II: Too Chester Too Furious
17. A wholesome tale of a man and his trains
16. The love between a man and his boat
15. Something about complexities of marriage...?
14. It's never too late to send the world's longest update
13. Old (old old old) friends and some 9/11 baggage
12. Short and sweet and full of pocket snacks
11. A pretty, dirty city
10. The Innocents Abroad
9. More Christmas politics with Peter
8. Yule Tide Boastings
7. Grandpa's Wartime Story
6. It has been a long time since we pen chatted
5. Eunice tries to send Auntie to the nunnery and beachy waves Jesus
4. Brioni, the Albertinum, baby EIGHT, and stranger Raye
3. Grandpa's cadaver eye and Kathi One's new bedspread
2. Mom's Doomsday Prophesies
1. Jim and Joan and John and Jane