All Episodes

Episode 339: Powered By Testicle Fuel

Episode 338: Eating Bears, Tackling Snakes And Worshipping Satan

Episode 337: Medically Assisted Butthole

Episode 336: Fellating With The Alien

Episode 335: Back That Poop Up

Episode 334: The Death Episode

Episode 333: The Number Of The Half-Devil

Episode 332: An Hour Of Senseless Rambling

Episode 331: The Weird One In The Band

Episode 330: Sperm Race 3000

Episode 329: The Least Self-Aware Person At The Show

Episode 328: My Uterus Told Me Your Sperm Tastes Funky

Episode 327: High At Jersey Mike’s

Episode 326: Life Is Just A Squeaky McRib

Episode 325: Mushroom Concerts And Stupid Bird Dads

Episode 324: A Bad Case Of Chicken Ankle

Episode 323: Shroom Technology

Episode 322: Tony B, Poop Freak

Episode 321: Insufficient Pig Sphincters

Episode 320: Constantly Shifting Hippo Testicles And Octopus Massages

Episode 319: Thank You, Ozzy

Episode 318: The Dangers Of Reverse Anal

Episode 317: Chinese Vagina Lasers

Episode 316: Death By Dunkin

Episode 315: Tony B, Mister Fantastic

Episode 314: Scrotal Domination

Episode 313: Ode To Luna

Episode 312: How Much Is That Wood Chipper In The Window?

Episode 311: Jesus’ Frozen Baby Nuts

Episode 310: Cooked By The Power Of Ass

Episode 309: The Balls Society

Episode 308: Cats Versus Infants

Episode 307: Space Jizz Colony

Episode 306: Introducing Gurgly Elf

Episode 305: John Stamos Butter Sculptures And Chicken Moods

Episode 304: Huggable Cats And Glow-In-The-Dark Bats

Episode 303: Bed Spotlights And Poop Waterfalls

Episode 302: The Best Little Hoardhouse In Texas

Episode 301: Investing In Boners

Episode 300: Rotisserie Thiccen

Episode 299: To My Family, I Bequeath.. This Dumb Ass Podcast

Episode 298: Rest In Peace, Half Of My Ass

Episode 297: Does That Tree Smell Like Semen, Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?

Episode 296: Stop Using Explosive Diarrhea As A Weapon

Episode 295: My Mucus Plug Goes To Eleven

Episode 294: Pretty People Have Smaller Balls

Episode 293: Way Too Enthusiastic About Your Bullshit

Episode 292: I Am Bird Person

Episode 291: What Is A Booch?

Episode 290: Just Not My Kind Of Weird

Episode 289: Adding Insult To Mumawing

Episode 288: Those Are Some Old Ass Worms

Episode 287: A Nuanced Look Into Frog Orgies

Episode 286: The Halloween Edition Of A Bunch Of Nonsense

Episode 285: The Legend Of The Woman Known Only As “Big Coke”

Episode 284: Never Trust An Earthworm With No Lips

Episode 283: Never Stop The Suckfest

Episode 282: Free Range Weasels

Episode 281: Chickens Are Shallow, Too

Episode 280: Tickling My Rat In The Name Of Science

Episode 279: Cornered By A Cucumber

Episode 278: Moon Masks And Pearl Necklaces

Episode 277: No Scromiting In The Food Truck

Episode 276: You Can Do A Lot With A Pickle

Episode 275: Drunk Chicken Dancing In The Mosh Pit

Episode 274: Tony B And The Moose Cheese

Episode 273: Pooping Legos In The Name Of Science

Episode 272: Skinless Chickens And A Mysterious Cup Of Hair

Episode 271: Live From The Goon Cave

Episode 270: Thank God I Wasn’t A Goth Growing Up

Episode 269: For Those That Desire A Hefty Load

Episode 268: Dead Fish And Therapy

Episode 267: Chubby Baby Hands

Episode 266: Aubrey Plaza’s Stunt Butt

Episode 265: Tired Of Smelling The Rock

Episode 264: Stop Licking Me

Episode 263: Wa-Tata Matta You

Episode 262: Butthole Soup

Episode 261: Fill Up My Hate Hole

Episode 260: Never Metal Enough

Episode 259: Not Safe For Anywhere

Episode 258: Angel Of Death, ASMR Version

Episode 257: Cardboard Toilet

Episode 256: Lard Of Tub

Episode 255: Lampreys Are Everywhere

Episode 254: Chicken And Waffles

Episode 253: BatAssMobile

Episode 252: Fart Harvester

Episode 251: It’s Too Buttery, Ya Know?

Episode 250: The Terminal Velocity of Teenage Squirrels

Episode 249: Just A Whole Lotta Nipple Confusion

Episode 248: Not That Kind Of Chip Dip

Episode 247: Panic Shroom

Episode 246: Taint Misbehavin’

Episode 245: Salmon Head With Human Body Vs. Human Head With Salmon Body

Episode 244: Death, Psychedelics And Squirrels

Episode 243: Organization Of The Emotionally Challenged

Episode 242: Muddy Nuts

Episode 241: Revenge Of Chickenface

Episode 240: A Porch Full Of Zucchini

Episode 239: Cosplay Funeral Services

Episode 238: Mouse Babies In Space

Episode 237: Love Flaps 2000

Episode 236: Meconium From Your Mum

Episode 235: Welcome To The Stage, Traumatic Secretion Transfer

Episode 234: The Cult Of Lo-Fi

Episode 233: Killing Me Softly With His Wood Chipper

Episode 232: Thrilla In Cookie-Zilla

Episode 231: Nice Spuds

Episode 230: Love Is Like Choking On Hard-Boiled Eggs In The Rain

Episode 229: The Cult of Kool-Aid Man

Episode 228: RIP, Eddie

Episode 227: The Weirdness I Bring

Episode 226: Tony B – Motivational Speaker

Episode 225: That One Weird Singer

Episode 224: Don’t Step On My Kentucky Fried Chicken Shoes

Episode 223: Journey To The Center Of Your Ass

Episode 222: Osprey Vs. Shark

Episode 221: Happy Father’s Cold Indifference Day

Episode 220: Post-Apocalyptic Backyard Squirrel Steak BBQ

Episode 219: Lighthearted Torture

Episode 218: How Hard Is It To Not Be Gross?

Episode 217: Truly Mouse Offering News

Episode 216: Gorillas Singing Out Of Both Ends

Episode 215: Top Percentile Of Dumbness

Episode 214: Plunging On The Sly

Episode 213: Hygienically Yours

Episode 212: Stars Of The Apocalypse

Episode 211: Death Metal Rooster

Episode 210: Loss Of Grippage

Episode 209: When Llamas Attack

Episode 208: Life, Death And Marvel Movies

Episode 207: Queen Of Gums

Episode 206: The Way Of The Squirrel

Episode 205: The Devil’s Dick

Episode 204: Tony, AKA Sub-Chimp

Episode 203: Bad Metal Hair Day

Episode 202: Reclaiming The Butthole

Episode 201: The Body Is A Fart Cave

Episode 200: Pour Some Astley On Me

Episode 199: Satanic Scissoring And Goat Love Jubilee

Episode 198: Apes Versus Terminators

Episode 197: Treat My Body Like Space Trash

Episode 196: Why Mummies? And Why Funk?

Episode 195: The Hugging Monkeys Of Mozambique

Episode 194: Wasabi Flavored Tears

Episode 193: Can I Get A Witless?

Episode 192: I Don’t Wanna Grease My Lid

Episode 191: The Master Of Everything

Episode 190: Tortilla Man Plus Chicken Boy Equals Fajitas

Episode 189: Party Like A Sad Psychopath

Episode 188: Quentin Taran-teeny Dick

Episode 187: Accidentally Smart

Episode 186: Only Weirdos Wear Mesh Shirts

Episode 185: Death Metal Sound Bath

Episode 184: Dentures Made Of Strawberries

Episode 183: Performance Enhancing Poop

Episode 182: The LOL Hides The Darkness Inside

Episode 181: Termite Butt Propulsion

Episode 180: A Detriment To My Innate Greater Weasel-ness

Episode 179: Introducing The Shit Ranger

Episode 178: Human Turkey Penis

Episode 177: Trip Sitters For Hire

Episode 176: My Little Gordito

Episode 175: The Scrotoxic Avenger

Episode 174: The Himalayan Deep Steep

Episode 173: Flapback Chitties

Episode 172: Thanos Borrowed My Anus Numbing Butt Paste

Episode 171: At Least With Fat, You Can Squish It

Episode 170: Pack Your Back With A Heart Attack

Episode 169: What Part Of The Horse Does This Oil Come From?

Episode 168: Eating Ass Is The New Black

Episode 167: Last Exit To The Mud Cubby

Episode 166: Dingdongs in Dingholes Disorder

Episode 165: Plus, Your Nipple Are Long

Episode 164: Oysters Are The Cum Of The Ocean

Episode 163: Titties For Kitties

Episode 162: Welcome To The Nihilistic Playhouse

Episode 161: Let Me Put These Balls In Your Beer

Episode 160: There’s Always A Face Biter In The Crowd

Episode 159: The Least You Can Do Is Grow Cocks In Your Yard

Episode 158: Don’t Fire Until You See The Whites Of Their Eyes.. Unless They Have No Eye Whites, Then Just Shoot Whenever

Episode 157: The Godfathers Of Positivity

Episode 156: The Nigerian Rubber Yam Scam

Episode 155: A Bikini Made Of Nipples

Episode 154: Meat Curtain Jock Strap

Episode 153: The Lost Art Of Cuntpunching

Episode 152: My Infinity Gauntlet Is A Rubber Fisting Mitten

Episode 151: Ejacu-Lotion In Motion

Episode 150: Enthralled With Pixelated Hoo Hoos

Episode 149: Prosthetic Poop Tube

Episode 148: Santiago, The Snooch Whisperer

Episode 147: Life Coach For A Cockroach

Episode 146: The Origin Of Baconfist

Episode 145: Conjoined Boners And The Velvety Elderly

Episode 144: Powered By NyQuil

Episode 143: Glack In The Saddle

Episode 142: Full Of Hell And Sperm

Episode 141: Dead Hooker Potpourri

Episode 140: 500 Pounds Of Flatulence

Episode 139: We All Hate You, Bruce

Episode 138: The Show To End All Shows

Episode 137: The Emotional Hot Plate

Episode 136: The Pinkeye Panther

Episode 135: In Remembrance Of Sloppy Joes

Episode 134: A Beer For One

Episode 133.5 – The Ballad Of Johnny Cum Lately (The Complete Epic Saga)

Episode 133: Anus Pride

Episode 132: Lord Cheeto And Crispy Pussies

Episode 131: Rock Your Body Juice

Episode 130: No Lollipop Will Do

Episode 129: Stop Triggering Me

Episode 128: You’re A Mean One, Mr. Snooch

Episode 127: Why You So Juicy?

Episode 126: Entertaining The Asses

Episode 125: Pterodactyls Making Shit Angels

Episode 124: Your Butt Butters My Popcorn

Episode 123: The Penile Necrosis With The Mostest

Episode 122: Frosting On The Uterus

Episode 121: Sea Monkey-toberfest

Episode 120: The Soundtrack To Your Suicide

Episode 119: The Magic Finger Of Sunshine

Episode 118: How Flexible Are Your Nuts?

Episode 117: Un-shitted Shit

Episode 116: A Creepy Breakfast For Two

Episode 115: The Grand Opening Of The Lo Fi Show Café

Episode 114: Mr. Metal Makes An Appearance

Episode 113: The Best Of The People Equals Shit Show

Episode 112: Skippy, My Flying Cat Friend

Episode 111.5: The Worst Of The Lo Fi Show – Bring On The Fuckery

Episode 111: A Love As Gooey As Mine

Episode 110: Banana Now (Leave Me Alone)

Episode 109 – Saturday Night’s Alright For Fisting

Episode 108.5: The Worst Of The Lo Fi Show – Cringeworthy And Hellbound

Episode 108: Bill Z. Bubb And Brad Phomet

Episode 107: Fields Of Dick

Episode 106: The Church Of Wanging Out

Episode 105: Getting Stoned With Medusa And Death Boners

Episode 104: Oh My God, Can I Motorboat Those?

Episode 103.5 – The Worst Of The Lo Fi Show – Lo Fi Snow Day

Episode 103: Teabagging Off The Starboard Bow

Episode 102: Public Speaking 101

Episode 101: Diarrhea Fest Part II

Episode 100: Runaway Shitwagon

Episode 99: Chinese Food Sweat In My Veins

Episode 98: The Ballad Of Johnny Cum Lately

Episode 97: Buttplugs To Save The World

Episode 96: Pack Your Back Says The Mexican Scott Stapp

Episode 95: Tony Doesn’t Believe In Nevada Snow

Episode 92: The Queen’s Droopy Bagpipe

Episode 91: On A Chode To Nowhere

Episode 90: Building The Perfect Bird Shelf

Episode 89: Ass-Harrassed And The Golden Burrito

Episode 88: Shroom Raider

Episode 87: Attack Of The Buffalak

Episode 86: Death By Diarrhea

Episode 85.5: The Zack Chronicles (Birth Of Daredevil)

Episode 85: Dildo Diapers

Episode 84: Aliens Just Want Our Sweet Asses

Episode 83: Feels Like Armpit Love

Episode 82: Death By Vagina

Episode 81: Rub Your Cheekpubes On My Assflower

Episode 80: Receiving Brainal / Everybody Hates Tony

Episode 79: An Avalanche On Uranus

Episode 78: Taco Y Taco And The Nippledillo

Episode 77: Donkeyman And His Hot Nipples

Episode 76: The Legend Of The Blind Kayaking Serial Killer

Episode 75: Unconscious Boners, Mushroom Tops And Frog Jell-o

Episode 74: Angry Gorilla Balls

Episode 73: Cock Science 101

Episode 72: Tony The Messiah And The Vag-tastic Voyage

Episode 71: Are You Stroganoff To Be My Man?

Episode 70: We Could All Use A Cum Button

Episode 69: Let’s 69 A Poo Man

Episode 68.5 – The Worst Of The Lo Fi Show: The Best Of Muttley

Episode 68: The One Man Donkey Show And The Rocking Plumber

Episode 67: Uncomfortably Fucked – Magnum Poopus

Episode 66: Tony “No-Clams” And The Traveling Jackoff Show

Episode 65: Cool, Refreshing Meatwater And Yams

Episode 64: The Power Cosmic And Retractable Genitalia

Episode 63: If You Happen To Have A Pork Chop

Episode 62: Alone With A Sausage In The Rain

Episode 61: Pubic Hair Tea

Episode 60: Lorne On The 4th Of July

Episode 59: Can Your Pussy Do The Dog?

Episode 58: Body De-Juicer

Episode 57: Butthole Romance

Episode 56: A Hulk In My Stretchy Pants

Episode 55: Rise Of Stego-Boy

Episode 54 (Bonus): Fictitious Death Metal Album Covers Episode 04

Episode 54: The Art Of Procrastibation

Episode 53: The Throat Is A Sphincter, Too

Episode 52: Veiny Victor’s Man Jam Band

Episode 51: Mental Hellness

Episode 50: And Thanks For All The Fish

Episode 49: The Winter Of Poop

Episode 48: Comedy Of Errors

Episode 47: Space Docking 101

Episode 46: Death Is Cumming For You

Episode 45: Kegel Eye Cherry

Episode 44: Boey Jell-o-donna

Episode 43: Need For Fleece

Episode 42: Politic And Flea Powder

Episode 41: Presenting Miss Asshole-less Butt

Episode 40: Ralph Macchio-cino Cherries

Episode 39: Tweaking The Guitar Nipples

Episode 38: Quite Literally A Piece Of Sh*t

Episode 37: Mormon Molotovs

Episode 36: Fist of Fury (Pewpshitawken!)

Episode 35: We’ll Take Our Payment In Goat

Episode 34: A Dash Of Birdsh*t

Episode 33: Ploppa Dong’s Delivery

Episode 32: Square Cuts On A Round Pizza

Episode 31: Am I Demon (31 on the 31st)

Episode 30: Unwanted Humps And Makeup Tips

Episode 29: Someone Poisoned Ugg

Episode 28: Ghetto Gumbo

Episode 27: Introducing Baby Nug

Episode 26: Death Poop World Tour

Episode 25: Attack Of The Cummybears

Episode 24 (Part 2): Interview With Arc Rev One

Episode 24 (Part 1): Stop Looking At My Butt

Episode 23: Return Of Captain Salami

Episode 22: Greed Begets More Greed

Episode 21: Psychedelic Balls

Episode 20: The Cantaloupe That Broke The Camel’s Straw

Episode 19 (Bonus): Fictitious Death Metal Album Covers Episode 03

Episode 19: Random Cosmic Shit

Episode 18: Let’s Go Eboling

Episode 17: Growing Up Weird

Episode 16 (Part 1) : Beta Ray Bill Was Just A Space Anteater

Episode 16 (Part 2) : Shitflix Episode 03 – Robin Hood : Ghost of Sherwood and Badlanders

Episode 15: And That’s What’s Wrong With Society Today…

Episode 14: Mr. Tapeworm

Episode 13: Houston May Be Ugly, But…

Episode 12: Keep On Livin’ Ya Know

Episode 11: Hulking Out And Going Green

Episode 10: Happy Upsy Daisy Best Friends Day

Episode 09 (Part 2): Fictitious Death Metal Album Covers Episode 02

Episode 09 (Part 1): We’re Not Metal Enough

Episode 08: Sobriety Sucks

Episode 07: Tangentron 5000

Episode 06: Shitflix Episode 02

Episode 05: A Mother Of A Day

Episode 04: (Part 2) Making Wookiee Cookies for May The 4th

Episode 04 (Part 1): May The 4th Be With You (It’s All Just Sphincters, Man)

Episode 03 (Part 2): Fictitious Death Metal Album Covers Episode 01

Episode 03 (Part 1): Take This Job And Podcast About It

Episode 02: Jesus Has Resin

Episode 01: Shitflix Episode 01