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116: Group Stage Morphs into Beautiful Knockouts

114: Matt Earns the Call Up to the World Cup

113: Checking In With Ourselves

112: Late Draw Soothes Slump into Summer Break

111: Aggressively Regressing to the Mean

110: James Hoopla, We Hardly Knew Ya

109: The Return of the Set Piece FC (feat. Andy Greder)

108: The Streak Extends But Then It Ends

107: Winning Streaks Are Allowed? (feat. Wes Burdine)

106: Loons Take Three from Red Card FC

105: Loons Fly Artemis II to Galaxy I

104: Spring Break Soccer Takes (feat. Andrew Wiebe)

103: A Back Five - A Back Four = One Point

102: Whipped by the Whitecaps on a Sunday Afternoon

101: Loons Out of Tune in Music City Matchup

100: It’s Wins and Friends that Warm Us (feat. Cameron Knowles)

99: Double Comeback, Road Point Earned

98: Let the 2026 Season Begin (feat. Jeff Rueter)

Crosspost: Soccerwise 2026 MNUFC Season Preview

97: James Rodriguez … Here We Go!

96: Loons Players Rally to the Coachella Valley

95: One Day at a Time (feat. Devin Padelford)

94: Loons Plug Holes with Adi, Wolff & Knowles (feat. Cam Knowles)

93: Players Say Hello, Ramsay Says Hwyl Fawr (feat. Joe Lowery)

92: ’Tis the Season for Preseason & Ramsay Rumors

91: 2026 New Year’s ResoLOONtions & Lod is Finnished (feat. John Rynders)

90: Dayne Departs and Rips Out Our Hearts

89: Time to Panic at the DiSCo

88: The 2025 Episode Most Likely to Have Awards

87: 2025 was the Best of Times, it was the Worst of Times

86: As 2026 Season Ends, We Hope You Watched With Friends

85: Time to Trip About the Calendar Flip? (feat. Wes Burdine)

84: Loons Drown the Sounders in Cathartic Fashion

83: Late Night Loss Sets Up Do or Die Game Three

82: Loons Eat Monday Night Playoff PKs for Breakfast

Special Episode: A Conversation with Anthony Markanich

81: Loons May Rue Missed Opportunity, Playoffs Hath Cometh

80: Decision Day Awaits & 2025 Newsy Updates (feat. Andy Greder)

79: Fans Appreciate a Comfortable Win on Fan Appreciation Night

78: A Point is a Good Point at this Point, I Guess

77: Gut-Punched in the Cup-Nuts (feat. John Rynders)

76: Loons nearly Crash, then Smash & Grab Three Points in San Diego

75: International Break Takes (feat. Jonathan Harrison)

74: Drawing the Timbers & More Transfer Window Talk (feat. Jeff Rueter)

73: Deadline Day Drama & the Season of Firsts

72: Leagues Cup Wrap-Up & Prep for the Stretch Run

71: Yeboah Penalty Kick Brace Helps Loons Keep Pace

70: New Kit, Penalty Kick & Not Quite Enough Grit

69: Loons Douse Fire in Cup & Bake the Quakes in the Follow-Up

68: Loons Declare Independence with Set Piece Ascendence (feat. John Rynders)

67: June Swoon Ain’t Nothing But an Old Tune

66: Club World Gold Cup Chaos (feat. Jon Marthaler)

65: Loons Lose, No Kings, Queer Joy Always (feat. David Gass)

64: Mid-Season Awards and Grades (feat. Ryan Moy)

63: Pinch Me, I’m Dreaming! Loons Take Three Points in Seattle!

62: Markanich Cup Comeback and Drawing the Verde and Black

61: Wednesday Flop Followed by Saturday Mic Drop

60: History Over Hype, Culture Over Cash (feat. Mike Imburgio)

59: Ope! Ball’s Just Gonna Sneak By Ya, Stuver

58: It’s Storms that Make You Appreciate the Sunshine

57: Unbeatable Loons Scoreless Again in Sketchy Draw

56: Dayne Gets Hometown Shutout in Diddling Scoreless Draw

55: Loons Eat Pigeons for Lunch (feat. Dayne St. Clair)

54: Forecast Calls for Torrent of Tani Time (feat. Matt Doyle)

53: Revenge was Almost a Dish Best Served Cold

52: Road Trip, Three Zip: Free Fall, Three All

Special Episode: A Conversation with Michael Boxall

51: Not Today, Jose: Defensive Display, One Goal Away, Wins the Day

50: No PK, No Problem: Power Play Long Throw Paces Points

49: Despite Season Opening Loss, the Loons Are Back Baby!

48: The 2025 Hype Train Leaves the Station (feat. Jeff Rueter)

47: The Fellas Head to Coachella & Owen the Loon, Comes Marching In

46: We Return to the Cup, Both Open and Leagues, New Loons Are Signed, Addressing Team Needs

45: Is Hassani Gonnie & Minnesota Aurora Talk (feat. Wes Burdine)

44: Sisu Later Teemu, Loons Put Pukki Party out to Pasture

43: Loons Report for Ramsay’s 1st Preseason (feat. Jon Marthaler)

42: 2025 New Year’s Reso(Loon)tions & the Rumor Mill Starts Rolling

41: Super & Re-Entry Drafts & Schedules, Oh My! (feat. Cal Williams)

40: The 2024 Episode Most Likely to Have Awards

39: 2024 was the Best of Times, it was the Worst of Times…DRAFT!

38: A Sour Ending to a Surprisingly Sweet Season

37: It’s Finally Game Week & Aurora Talk (feat. Andrea Yoch)

36: To L.A. Loons Fly for the Western Conference Semi (feat. Andy Greder)

35: Playoff Penalty Kicks (x2) Pace Postseason Push

34: Season Review and Playoff Preview (feat. Kyndra de St. Aubin)

33: Loons Make for Salt Lake after Decision Day Delight

32: Decision Day Primer (feat. Jeff Rueter)

31: One (Goal) + Two (Shutouts) = Four (Points)

30: Don’t Look Now, Maybe We’re Good

29: Road Sweet Road (feat. Points from Blue Hell)

28: Planes, Points and the Playoff Push (feat. Matt’s First Wonderwall)

27: The Loony Bin JUNIOR Takeover

26: Thankful to Play Last Place San Jose (feat. Jon Marthaler)

25: Despite Yeboah Brace, Seattle Wins in our Place

24: A Loons Game is Coming Up, Finally!

23: New Names but No Games

22: Captain Dayne ”Saves” Clair

21: It’s Always Something in Seattle

20: And the Soccer Gods have Mercy

19: I Would Tie For You

18: Pukki Party Wrecked by Pec

17: Three Loses Three Different Ways (feat. Lots of Complaining)

16: When it Rains, it Pours for Loons in Seattle

15: We Take the Tie (feat. Andy Greder of the Pioneer Press)

14: Rey goes from Loons to Hairless Dogs (feat. The Loony Bin Jr. Podcast)

13: When a Colorado Tie Feels Like a Win and a Loss

12: Portland Trees Grow Tall, but the Loons Call ”Timber!”

11: Standing in the Wonderwall, Matt and Dan watch Loons tie Galaxy

10: Minnesota United Makes Atlanta Discombobulated

9: Loons’ Win Highlighted by Jack Ramsay’s First Goal

8: Three Centerbacks, Three Goals, Three Points

7: Rey News and Wonderwall Blues

6: Matt and Dan get some stuff signed, then the Loons tie

5: Philly removes the ”Un” from our Undefeated Loons

4: Ramsay gets his first win in his first game, cue Wonderwall!

3: Stoppage time stunners from the Loon substitutes!

2: Loons season begins and Eric Ramsay is on his way!

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